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Vape pods, one-hitters,
Goldschlager!
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I can't tell you how
disappointed I am in all of you.
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Where's the good stuff?!
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I've got a flight to Cabo
in forty minutes!
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Principal Lewis has no right
to invade our privacy like this.
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Relax. We're gonna
be lousy with privacy
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all summer
down at the hole.
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You guys got something
special planned for break?
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Snot and I spend
every summer
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at a super secret
swimming hole outside town,
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just working
on our slack shack,
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catching fish,
and practicing make-outs
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on a smooth log we hauled
out of a beaver dam.
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Can I come?
Sorry, Billy.
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Not even Barry or Toshi
know about the old hole.
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And it's not on any map.
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Well, there's
a lyrical map...
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That we vowed
never to repeat
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in front
of other people.
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I could just hum you
the melody.
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I'm good.
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Fine,
words and everything!
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♪ Down the dirt road
'til the knobbly old oak ♪
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♪ 'Cross the shallows
where the bullfrogs croak ♪
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Smith!
What's with the fish?!
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I'm sorry, Steve. I smuggled
myself in your backpack.
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The lunch ladies throw
a killer end-of-the-year party
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and make a timpano
out of everything
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that's left
in the cafeteria.
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Last year, there was
a whole kid in there.
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He was delicious.
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Hmm.
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A fish that parties and
isn't afraid to bend the rules?
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Good. You're with me.
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I'm taking your pet as
my emotional support animal.
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BRRIIIIING!
That's the bell.
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Lose yourself
to the summer, bitches!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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- ♪ Good...
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ Under the thicket
all dappled with light ♪
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♪ 'Til the tickseed meadows
bloom golden and bright ♪
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No, no, no!
The slack shack!
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We gotta call the cops!
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And tell them what?
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That somebody threw a party
out in the woods?
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I was wrong! We need
to leave! What is it?
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Did you see a Ziploc and think
it was a jellyfish again?
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Oh, my God!
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Talk about
your lucky break!
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Now the cops
have to get involved!
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This murder is just
the thing we need
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to catch the bastards
who ruined my hole!
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- Our hole.
- That's what I said.
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Jesus, Snot, you see one dead
body, and you're all "our hole."
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Here. Put this on.
Oh, no.
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I take the job of emotional
support very seriously.
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I'm not wearing that
until I've earned it.
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Suit yourself.
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I just need you to get me
from the airport to the hotel.
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I gulped up that whole bag
of the kids' contraband.
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Gotta get a good
baseline high
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just to hit the ground running
with my Cabo crew.
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Cabo crew?
Hell yeah!
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The wildest group of guys
you've ever met.
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One night we blacked out
and woke up on horses
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carrying a sack
of gold teeth!
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We made a pact right then
we'd come back in a decade
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and do it all again.
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Well, someone's
clearly feeling
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your party vibe already.
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Once again, we'd like
to invite all seniors
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to pre-board
at this time.
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I'm looking at you,
fishnet.
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Well. This stings right
through the painkillers.
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You kidding, bro?
It's a neg.
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She's dogging you so you'll be
insecure enough to hook up!
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Cool!
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Would you like
a wheelchair
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waiting for you
at the other end, sir?
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Oh, brutal!
She wants you bad.
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These directions suck!
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We hit a thicket, but I wouldn't
call it "dappled with light."
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Hi. We called
about the body.
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Yeah, yeah.
Give us a second, kid.
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Look at this place!
It's got...
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What's the word
I'm looking for?
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Splendor.
Splendor!
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That's it! Yes!
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Needs some cleaning, though,
but the potential is unreal.
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Look, do you want
to see the body or not?
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Oh, we've seen plenty.
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This case is gonna be harder
to solve than we thought.
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We're gonna have to close
this area off for months.
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Maybe longer. I heard it's
supposed to be an Indian summer.
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Uh, we're gonna need
backup out here.
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Get everyone
from the station.
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Months?
You're kidding, right?
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Kidding?!
There's been a murder, kid.
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- What are you, sick?
- Yeah, what are you, sick?
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And, uh, bring
some beach towels.
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Oh, good. Steve.
How are you with a needle?
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I caught the summer bug and cut
all my pants into Daisy Dukes.
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Turns out it is not a flattering
look for my body type.
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I actually want to talk to you
about a potential case.
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What kind of case?
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Upper? Brief?
Of the Mondays?
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Murder!
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Ahh, an old classic.
Go on.
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Someone got murdered
at my secret swimming hole,
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but the police are dragging
their feet solving it
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because they want the hole
for themselves!
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It's ridiculous!
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Ridiculously smart.
That's what I'd do.
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The way I see it, there's only
one way this case gets solved...
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I need
Wheels and the Legman.
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What do you say, partner?
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No way.
What? W-Why?!
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You know we don't work cases
we're too close to.
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I promise
I'm not too close.
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Roger, a man's been murdered,
and no one seems to care.
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Do you?
I don't know yet.
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I usually only like the cases
where it turns out I did it,
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and this is definitely
not one of those.
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That's strike one.
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I'm also very worried
about your motives. Strike two.
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Fortunately there's no strike
three and a murder sounds fun!
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Let's do it!
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♪♪
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I know. Don't say anything.
They don't work.
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Would have been a cool thing
for Legman, though, right?
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Imagine me kicking ass
in these.
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I guess I could be
talked into them.
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Christ, Steve.
Say something!
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Not that I don't appreciate
your dedication to character,
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but I wouldn't judge you if you
wanted to walk this part,
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hop back in at the hole?
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We're here.
Oh.
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Oh!
This place is gorgeous!
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If it was mine
and someone took it,
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I'd want revenge bad.
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That's not what this is
about for you, though.
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No.
It's not personal.
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Now, come on.
Let's nail down a time line.
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The night started over here
with a feast of some sort.
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Old Bay seasoning.
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That's nice
on a summer evening.
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I'm allowed
to touch stuff, right?
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Then the drinking started.
There.
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2020. Great year.
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Not sure how it was
for wine, though.
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And then things got ugly.
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Good party.
They did it right.
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Are you done, Legman?!
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Whoa, Wheels. Testy.
Sorry.
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No. Teste. Up there.
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Looks like
a dude's ball.
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A clue!
Good eye, partner!
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I got something else.
I'd know these tracks anywhere.
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Someone had sex here!
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Let me cross-reference
with the forensics database.
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Damn. No hits.
Out-of-towners.
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Hey! What's this?
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A salt lick?
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A salt lick!
And there you have it!
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The Case of the Dirt Sex
Salt Lick closed!
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What's next?
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A murder case?
Ooo, that sounds fun.
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As long as you're
not too close to it.
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What are we doing
at the docks, Legman?
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In every crime show,
murder investigations
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have to go to the docks.
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There are answers here,
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and a guy unloading stuff
has them.
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Yeah, I knew him.
Real squirrelly.
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Always looking
over his shoulder.
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Said she just got done
with rehab,
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but the tracks on her arm
said different.
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The guy still owes me
thirty bucks.
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You ever have anyone
owe you thirty bucks?
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Not fun.
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This guy's open.
Hey, you!
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There's a swimming hole
an hour from here.
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Sounds nice.
It was nice.
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Until a body turned up at the
bottom of it. Know anything?
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Not about that.
I d know about some murders
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that happened at a farmhouse
last spring.
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See, I did them.
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Uch! This guy's
a total dead end! Let's go!
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Wait. Legman, look!
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That's no coincidence.
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Here, take a break
and get one of those beers
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with a raw egg in it
you guys like.
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Gee, thanks, mister!
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Well, partner, what do you say
we bust this case wide open?
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Weird fruits?
You take this one, Wheels.
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You haven't had
any good quips yet.
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00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,836
We don't have time
for that.
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00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,912
We need to find out where
this shipment is going.
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Uhh, guess the docks weren't
exactly fruitless after all.
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This case is seedy
any way you slice...
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Get in!
I found a delivery address!
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What are you doing, Wheels?!
You can't steal this truck!
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00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:18,570
Not with those little
noodle legs. Scooch over.
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We're in hot purfruit?
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Just drive.
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That was funny, Wheels.
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You're sure you're not
too close to this case?
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I just want justice.
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Juicetice.
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Not terrible!
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So you can't meet in Mexico
because of your grand kids?
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No, I get it.
Y-You've got responsibilities.
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Heh. Me? Umm...
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I'm not going down there,
either.
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Okay. Take care.
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Well, that's the whole crew.
They all bailed.
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Klaus, am I a fool
for coming here?
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What?! Screw those guys.
They broke a pact.
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Bro, come here.
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You know what I see
in there?
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A big idiot.
228
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No. Balls.
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Those cowards got scared
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and gave away the most important
thing they had...
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Their freedom.
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We're lucky they aren't here
to hold us back.
233
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They would've tried to...
234
00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,938
drag us to a shell museum
or something!
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00:10:17,022 --> 00:10:18,946
Yeah. Maybe.
236
00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:22,158
But guys like us
don't need shells, do we?
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Shells slow you down.
Right!
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We need to be
out there and free!
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00:10:27,463 --> 00:10:29,589
Yeah!
I'm not some snail!
240
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If anything,
the opposite!
241
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I'm a...
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a slug!
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A slug!
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I'm a brave sluuuug!
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00:10:42,191 --> 00:10:45,051
Not yet. Soon.
246
00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:51,209
Something
doesn't add up.
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00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:52,682
Couldn't agree more.
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00:10:52,766 --> 00:10:55,159
The Asian pears here
are 90 cents a pound
249
00:10:55,243 --> 00:10:56,496
and the size of my head.
250
00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,103
Who's crunching
their numbers?
251
00:10:58,187 --> 00:11:00,045
That's the last of it
then?
252
00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:02,521
Will you boys take
some coffee for the road?
253
00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,127
yeah.
254
00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:06,069
I gotta hit the head.
I better join him.
255
00:11:06,153 --> 00:11:08,562
I like to watch him fumble
with his dingaling.
256
00:11:11,508 --> 00:11:13,046
Help me get this rug up.
257
00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,158
Bingo!
258
00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:35,119
They're making that fruit
into drugs!
259
00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:36,859
I think we're in
over our heads here, partner.
260
00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:38,599
Wait. That package
has an address.
261
00:11:38,683 --> 00:11:41,477
Hey, a guy!
262
00:11:41,561 --> 00:11:44,824
Got it! 2113 Franklin!
Go! Go
263
00:11:44,908 --> 00:11:47,216
You forgot your coffees!
264
00:11:51,535 --> 00:11:53,393
Yeesh.
Nasty place.
265
00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:54,664
But we got the drop spot.
266
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,471
Feels like a good time
to call the cops
267
00:11:56,555 --> 00:11:58,614
and clue 'em into the drug ring
we just uncovered.
268
00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:00,554
I'm going in.
269
00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:02,495
Are you coming?
270
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,787
Look at that.
They dose by licking it.
271
00:12:08,872 --> 00:12:09,992
Almost like a...
272
00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:11,481
Salt lick.
273
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:17,421
Wheels, it's...
274
00:12:17,506 --> 00:12:18,961
The symbol!
He's part of it!
275
00:12:19,045 --> 00:12:21,438
Okay. You're also
interrupting me a lot lately.
276
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,179
You piece
of shit! Wheels?
277
00:12:23,263 --> 00:12:24,518
Tell me everything
you know!
278
00:12:24,602 --> 00:12:25,654
The door locked somehow.
279
00:12:25,739 --> 00:12:27,462
Who was there?!
280
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:30,005
I'm really starting to worry
you're too close to this one.
281
00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,546
Steve?!
282
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:36,097
The tattoo is for
a secret society.
283
00:12:36,181 --> 00:12:38,841
They run drugs
to fund their rituals.
284
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,916
But they've gone underground
now that the cops are crawling
285
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:43,125
all over their
ceremonial site...
286
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:45,268
The Old Hole.
287
00:12:45,352 --> 00:12:47,008
Okay.
All good intel.
288
00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:49,082
Noticed you still have
a few teeth stuck
289
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,437
in your knuckles there.
290
00:12:52,045 --> 00:12:55,173
You still want to turn this
over to the police? Fine.
291
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,713
They can take it
from here.
292
00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:58,587
You mean it?
Yep.
293
00:12:58,671 --> 00:13:00,864
Someone will probably even make
detective off this case
294
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,469
with all this...
295
00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:04,143
low hanging fruit.
296
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:05,749
There's my Wheels!
297
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:09,029
Then I gotta put my face
in a mattress for a few hours.
298
00:13:09,114 --> 00:13:10,970
All my thoughts
are shattered glass.
299
00:13:11,054 --> 00:13:12,844
What a cool thing to say!
300
00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,250
I'm a little afraid
of you now,
301
00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:16,709
but the new vernacular
is dynamite!
302
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:21,078
Nope. Carrying you wasn't
the right choice, either.
303
00:13:21,162 --> 00:13:23,086
Worse, actually,
in a lot of ways.
304
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,893
Wake up.
It's your lucky day.
305
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,740
Oh, my God!
It wasn't a stabbing at all!
306
00:13:36,824 --> 00:13:39,820
A goddamn deer did it!
307
00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:42,095
I mean, right?
I never actually saw the body.
308
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:44,170
That's what we're
gasping about, right?
309
00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:47,049
Well, we can't thank you enough
for all of this.
310
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,123
I guess there's only one thing
left to do now.
311
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,668
Kunnngh!
312
00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:53,139
Close the books!
313
00:13:54,897 --> 00:13:56,955
It's always easier
when animals do it.
314
00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:59,029
No messy motive, no trial.
315
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:01,239
Just nature
running her course.
316
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,644
That's it?!
317
00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:04,853
B-But the drug ring,
t-the secret society!
318
00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:07,933
Officially
none of our beeswax.
319
00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:10,074
I'm not even sure
this stuff's illegal.
320
00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:12,685
Mahalo, you two.
321
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,426
Well, we solved
our first murder.
322
00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:16,032
It's not fair!
323
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,508
They were supposed to hurt
the people who hurt me!
324
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:21,855
What?! So this was never
about the murder for you?
325
00:14:21,939 --> 00:14:24,131
I feel completely
blindsided here.
326
00:14:24,215 --> 00:14:25,871
We did everything
for the police,
327
00:14:25,956 --> 00:14:28,683
and they're still not gonna
punish these scumbags!
328
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,092
Oh, I don't expect you
to understand,
329
00:14:31,176 --> 00:14:33,904
because you've never had
something as pure as my hole...
330
00:14:33,988 --> 00:14:36,715
and then had to see it
defiled by strangers!
331
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:39,259
I can't just turn my back
while a group of thugs
332
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:41,936
comes into my hole
and violates it!
333
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,613
I'm... I'm finding
your word choice
334
00:14:44,697 --> 00:14:46,890
is making it
difficult to focus.
335
00:14:46,974 --> 00:14:49,165
You lied to me!
We were partners!
336
00:14:49,249 --> 00:14:51,173
"Were"?
I'm sorry.
337
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,766
Legman is walking out
on this team.
338
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:56,661
Right after I get you
back down the hill.
339
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,201
And the car ride home.
340
00:14:58,285 --> 00:15:00,209
And maybe a celebratory dinner
somewhere nice.
341
00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:01,932
After that, we're done!
342
00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:09,346
Hi, Uncle Roger.
Is Steve around?
343
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,086
He's not answering
my calls.
344
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,362
I'm not surprised.
He had a bad break-up.
345
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,570
I heard the other guy's
fine, though.
346
00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:18,449
STEEEEVE!
347
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:21,060
Guess he's not here, because
he usually responds to that.
348
00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:23,150
Well, come in, already!
Let's find him.
349
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:26,146
Son of a bitch!
He's still working it!
350
00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:27,753
There's a chat log here.
351
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:31,166
Something called The Secret
Order of the Summer Buck.
352
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:32,506
What is all this?
353
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,112
I don't have time
to explain it to you!
354
00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:36,655
I think Steve infiltrated
the secret society
355
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:40,137
that threw a party at your
swimming hole to exact revenge.
356
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:42,211
Actually that's...
That's basically it.
357
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:45,691
This says the police are gone
and the ritual is back on!
358
00:15:45,776 --> 00:15:47,768
Oh, my God! Steve is
going to the ritual!
359
00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:49,038
We gotta save him!
360
00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:50,511
Actually, you hang back.
361
00:15:50,595 --> 00:15:52,653
I'm feeling a bit of
a Snot overdose happening.
362
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:54,259
Oh, that will happen.
363
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,150
Ah-ah-ah. Did you forget
your robes, brother?
364
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:01,489
Is that a problem?
365
00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:03,162
You know what I do?
366
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,371
I keep an extra set in my car
just in case.
367
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,312
And you know how many times
I've been in your position?
368
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:08,450
Zero.
369
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,788
Oh, one more thing.
370
00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:11,596
Our virgin fell through
for the evening,
371
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,470
so it looks like
no sacrifice tonight.
372
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:15,411
There's still plenty of
Albert sons pumpkin pies, though,
373
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:17,419
so enjoy.
374
00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:23,778
- Unh!
- Get away from him!
375
00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:25,451
He can't lick your drugs!
376
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:28,999
He... lost his tongue
in a motorcycle accident!
377
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,073
Wheels,
before you say anything,
378
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,015
I want to tell you
I'm sorry.
379
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,023
Partners don't bail
on each other.
380
00:16:35,108 --> 00:16:38,504
How did you know
about my motorcycle accident?
381
00:16:38,588 --> 00:16:40,446
Damn.
382
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,917
You've gotta be
kidding me!
383
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,867
Steve, are you here?
These freaks kill virgins!
384
00:16:45,951 --> 00:16:47,407
Virgins like you!
385
00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:48,544
What are you doing?
386
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,753
Steve!
I'm rescuing you.
387
00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:52,427
Oh.
388
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,773
Seems we've found
a virgin after all.
389
00:16:55,857 --> 00:16:57,580
Quick, Steve,
have sex with someone!
390
00:16:57,665 --> 00:17:01,597
No! When it happens,
I want it to be special.
391
00:17:06,032 --> 00:17:08,759
One water for every drink
so we all stay hydrated.
392
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,633
It does make you urinate
a lot more,
393
00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:13,042
but frankly I see that
as a positive.
394
00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:15,385
Anyway,
what do your dads do?
395
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:18,800
Excuse us
for a second.
396
00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:20,405
What was that?!
397
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,882
I don't know!
I couldn't stop myself!
398
00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:25,828
The crew was right.
I've aged out of this scene.
399
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,906
Stop it! You haven't aged
out of anything.
400
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:32,922
You've graduated into the most
important party role of all!
401
00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,127
I have?
402
00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,738
The party elder.
403
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,616
Every rave, music festival,
and spring break
404
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:41,691
has one thing in common...
405
00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:45,908
That lone older guy
who looks like he's seen it all.
406
00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:50,794
It's his job to act as a party
guide to the next generation.
407
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:53,003
That's you now.
408
00:17:53,087 --> 00:17:56,031
The party elder.
409
00:17:57,773 --> 00:17:59,161
Look at those pupils!
410
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,035
You're rolling hard,
and you just walked
411
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,646
into a room full of mirrors,
like a fool!
412
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:04,985
Get back out there!
413
00:18:05,069 --> 00:18:07,127
And stay away
from your own reflection!
414
00:18:13,569 --> 00:18:16,899
He gave me money.
My wisdom is my currency.
415
00:18:16,983 --> 00:18:21,316
I am the party elder!
416
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,062
You earned this, Klaus.
417
00:18:28,028 --> 00:18:29,417
It feels a little weird
418
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,893
sacrificing a handicapped
person, doesn't it?
419
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,968
Ugh.
It's "differently abled," Peter.
420
00:18:34,052 --> 00:18:36,377
And we have to treat him
exactly like everyone else.
421
00:18:36,461 --> 00:18:38,385
What if he's faking it?
Oh, my God!
422
00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:41,331
That is, like, the main thing
you're not allowed to say.
423
00:18:41,415 --> 00:18:43,807
The man in the lake
was murdered.
424
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:46,351
He was a human sacrifice.
I know that now!
425
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,760
Just haven't figured out
how the deer fits in.
426
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:52,156
It is time!
Bring forth the vessel.
427
00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:54,449
Ah.
428
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,994
God of the Summer Cervus!
429
00:18:57,078 --> 00:19:00,876
Accept our humble offering
of virgin blood!
430
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,486
And if you're up for it,
kill this other guy, too.
431
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:15,417
Don't worry.
I've got a plan.
432
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,346
Wait!
He was pretending?
433
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,752
Boo!
434
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:24,570
Go, Steve!
435
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:25,977
Aah!
436
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,124
Aah!
437
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:47,396
Unh!
438
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,687
Steve,
I need to apologize.
439
00:19:53,771 --> 00:19:56,031
I'm the one who
should be apologizing!
440
00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:58,373
My thirst for revenge
nearly killed us both!
441
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,846
But your hole!
442
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,657
The thing you loved the most
in the world recently!
443
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:04,665
It never really was mine.
444
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,812
I realized the Order didn't even
know they stole it from me,
445
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,485
just like I didn't know
I stole it
446
00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:11,627
from that beaver,
the fish I caught,
447
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,166
the bird eggs
I pulled from nests
448
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,706
and threw at a big rock.
449
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,780
I can't take things
so personally.
450
00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:18,788
You're a good person,
Steve.
451
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,128
And a good partner.
452
00:20:20,212 --> 00:20:21,800
You still want
to be partners?
453
00:20:21,884 --> 00:20:24,494
I do.
To the hospital, deer!
454
00:20:25,902 --> 00:20:28,963
So now I guess even the forest
service can't get to the hole
455
00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:30,905
because of all
the murderous animals.
456
00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,578
But I'm at peace.
457
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:34,987
I realized there are more
important things in life
458
00:20:35,071 --> 00:20:37,598
than my own spot
or some silly revenge
459
00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:39,271
against the people
who took it from me.
460
00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:40,610
I don't know.
461
00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:42,885
It sounds like a lot
of those people are dead now
462
00:20:42,969 --> 00:20:44,291
because of you.
463
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,496
Yeah, I'm not gonna
over think it.
464
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,438
This place isn't bad,
though, right?
465
00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:48,977
Hey, you can't be here!
466
00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,516
Alright, alright.
467
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,725
Come on, Snot.
Help me get Steve out.
468
00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:54,131
The physical therapist said
469
00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:56,339
I might be out of this thing
by Christmas!
470
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:59,945
Serves him right. Pretending
to be disabled like that.
471
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,270
Have a great night!
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