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How about this Jamaican resort?
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We can escape the chilly
Langley winter
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at a heavily guarded
manmade beach!
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Or we could check out
Willie Nelson's Museum in Nashville.
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Dude loves weed
and headbands!
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I've heard your input,
and I propose we do...
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None of those things!
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You could've just
had me move that.
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The Smith clan shall vacation
in rustic pines!
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The Quaint Ski town?
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Where I used
to go as a kid?
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I know that look on
everyone's face, Mr. S.
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They're about to yell,
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"Jeff, nobody has
any frickin' idea
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what you're
talking about!"
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Picture it... we'll wake up
with the sun,
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ski through peaceful woods,
a mountain breeze in our hair.
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Ahh.
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Then, we'll retire
to a tiny log cabin
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with no water
or electricity
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and poop in an outhouse,
like god intended.
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Ugh!
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Honey, thumbs up
on the fun ski stuff,
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but thumbs down on the pooping
like an animal.
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How about a nice hotel?
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Vacations aren't about
fancy-pants hotels
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with robot toilets.
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They're about getting away
from it all.
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I'll give it a try, Stan.
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Go with the flow,
that's what I always say.
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I guess, but this
"go" seems like
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it flows somewhere shitty.
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Your father has a different
idea of "fun"
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Because his family grew up...
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I don't want to say "poor"...
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but with less money than
a family needs to not be poor.
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Poor?
I don't think so.
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In fact, my pops even bought me
a fake ID at age 6
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So I could sell my blood.
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In conclusion, not poor.
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What are you guys up to?
Never mind, don't care.
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I'm turning my alcove
into a home office,
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and its gonna be siiick!
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But, seriously,
what are you guys up to?
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Can I do it, too?
Pleeeease?
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So, "maybe," then?
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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- ♪ Good...
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
♪AMERICAN DAD!♪
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Anyone see
"it all" around here?
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The answer is no because we
officially got away from that!
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Get a lung full of
this fresh mountain air.
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Huh. That actually
is kinda nice.
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I don't know.
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It all just smells
like squirrel farts to me.
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Shh!
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And if that's not
enough nature for you,
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the forecast calls
for an epic powder dump...
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A skier's paradise.
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Prepare for total relaxation
in 3, 2...
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- That was relaxing.
- I don't get it.
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There's never traffic
heading into
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this little
nothing of a town.
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Someone must've hit a moose
or froze to death
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in their car
or something else picturesque.
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Welcome to heaven.
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When I was a kid,
we had a game
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to see who could touch
that sign first.
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And we're all playing it
right now!
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I win! Tee-hee!
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Log Cabin Sign Condos?
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Awesome!
Bet it has a pool!
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Bet it has one of
those little pools
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with super hot water!
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You mean a hot tub?
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Maybe.
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You know, where you go
like this!
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A soup bowl?
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No, that's hot tub, mom.
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He always ends up
with some kind of gi issue.
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This place
is terrible now!
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Stan, my dude, relax.
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You're not poor anymore.
You've earned a trip like this.
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We were never poor,
you idiot!
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Oh, idiot, huh?
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Would an idiot... aah!
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I said, would an idiot...
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aah!
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Never mind.
I've ruined my quick comeback.
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We've been
in this line so long,
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I've named all the butts
in front of us.
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Droopy, lumpy, kinda hot,
mean pumpkin.
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And the loudmouth of
the group, fart butt.
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Please tell me I'm either
kinda hot or mean pumpkin.
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Come on, be honest
with yourself.
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That chairlift line
is moving just fine!
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Oh, hey, guys,
I found you!
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Ew, Stan,
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What are those
fashion don'ts on your feet?
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My dad had these
custom-made for me
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from our neighbor's
very expensive fence material.
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What's going on
with your line?
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- Nobody's even wearing skis!
- Don't need 'em!
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My crew is all about
"après ski,"
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The party scene after skiing.
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Except we also do it before
skiing and instead of skiing.
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We're heading up
to a sick mountaintop club.
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I got you all express passes!
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Nobody wants your
party passes.
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We're here to ski
and name butts,
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and we're all out
of butts.
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- I'll take a pass!
- Oh, great.
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Fart butt gets to go up.
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So, fart butt, is that short
for fartholomew buttons?
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The ultimate home office.
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Pens to sign
important documents,
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paperclips to clip
those documents together,
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and, of course,
a big-ass landline phone.
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No dial tone?
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Time to call tech support
and unleash hell!
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Telestar support,
Sara speaking.
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Hey, Sara,
your shitty company sold me
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a defective phone!
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I am so sorry
about that, sugar.
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And here I was upset
about the rain.
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Well, it...
it's not your fault, Sara.
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And rain
does kinda suck.
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Sorry I got so mad.
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It's okay.
I understand.
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You... Understand me?
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Sure!
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This must be frustrating.
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It is!
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Wow, you really get me.
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So, what are you
up to tonight, Sara?
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I'm sorry,
I-I didn't catch that.
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Oh, let me take you
off speaker...
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Sara! Come back to me!
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Telestar support,
Mindy speaking.
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Put Sara back on!
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I'm sorry, sir,
there's no Sara here.
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You see, telestar has agents
located all over the country...
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Sar-a-a-a-a-a!
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♪ I like to après, aprs ♪
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♪ I like to après, aprs ♪
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Don't drink it,
spray it!
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That's how you
après ski!
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I'm such a good skier!
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Mc avalanche in the house!
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Okay, gang, time for our first
and last run of the day,
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So let's make
the best of...
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Whoo-hoo! Hey!
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Dammit, these morons
are everywhere!
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Here, Stan, the traditional
peace offering of my people.
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Join us.
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I pity you, Roger.
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Everyone in this family
but you is content
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to enjoy
the wonders of nature.
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Stan, get over here!
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The bartender lady will spray
beer right in your Face!
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I'm invoking vacation
veto power.
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Everyone get down here
and back in your skis!
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Sorry, y'all!
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Scratchin' ain't so easy
with m-m-m-mittens!
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Dad, this trip
sucks a fat hog.
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Climbing garbage
to get our skis?
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Can we just go home?
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Hey, I'm doing this
for you guys.
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I thought we could
get away
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and... find a little
quiet solitude.
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And beautiful views...
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...and a mountain breeze...
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Aaaaaah!
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You read my mind, Steve!
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The rustic family ski trip
we've all been craving
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is right here...
At the dump!
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Aaaaah!
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Unh!
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Cold penis!
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Steve, the dump won't be
a safe place to ski
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until you clear
the household appliances!
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Sorry, I was busy
getting this used condom
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out of my hair.
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A valid excuse.
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Honey, how's
the bunny slope coming?
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I think I found
some medical waste.
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That's the spirit!
My turn!
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Wheeeeee!
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Whoa. Cabin 3!
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These must be the logs
from the torn-down cabins
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- I used to stay in!
- That's nice, Stan.
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So, the kids and I
have been talking,
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and maybe it's time we...
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Are you crying?
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It's just,
I wanna thank you for
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letting me give you the vacation
I've always wanted to.
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I love you guys.
Sorry. You were saying?
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Um...
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I was saying we should
stay here and keep...
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Trashin' it up.
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Great idea!
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Let's all
reconstruct cabin 3!
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You know who else built a cabin?
Abraham Lincoln.
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He also got
shot in the head,
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but not everyone
gets that lucky.
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Mr. Heisler,
I'm the highest-ranking
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Support Manager at Telestar,
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and I'm not able to
"bring you Sara" even if you do
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"tweet my personal info to your
millions of rabid followers."
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Send a company-wide
e-mail to every Sara
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and tell them
the man of their dreams
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is searching for them!
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Sir, I'm sorry
you can't figure out
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how to use your telephone
and fell in love with the woman
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who tried to help you,
but I'm hanging up now.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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What are you doing here?
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Sometimes I miss Steve
when he's on vacation,
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So I just come over
and live here.
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I'm going
a little crazy myself.
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Yesterday I made
a love connection
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with a Tech-support babe,
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but we got disconnected,
and I can't find her.
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Klaus, this is
your lucky day.
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Years of looking for
my deadbeat dad made me
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an expert tracker.
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Tell me about your call.
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Well, I was mad
about my phone,
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and she was upset
it was raining...
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Stop.
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It only rained in nine
American cities yesterday.
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You put on a pot of coffee,
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I'll scrub my search history
from Steve's computer.
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We've got a girl to find.
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Guys, I've been thinking.
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Spraying champagne
is played out.
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It's time to innovate.
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Ha! Look at those losers
skiing on trash at the dump.
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Oh, no! Stan is ruining
their vacation.
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I have to save them!
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I'm innovating, too!
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Who wants
a champagne enema?!
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A little later.
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I have to save them
a little later.
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Guess who christened
the outhouse.
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It was me!
I destroyed it!
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Everything's destroyed here, dad.
It's a dump.
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The powder dump begins.
254
00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:35,689
Tomorrow, we shall ski
upon pillows of fairy dust.
255
00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:37,296
We'll need plenty of rest,
256
00:11:37,382 --> 00:11:39,173
so it's time for everyone
to go to sleep.
257
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:42,238
But it's so early!
Nobody's tired!
258
00:11:42,324 --> 00:11:44,668
Don't worry, I found
a gasoline-soaked rag
259
00:11:44,753 --> 00:11:45,941
We can all share.
260
00:11:46,027 --> 00:11:47,828
I'll use it first,
and when I pass out,
261
00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:50,160
You can remove it
from my face so I don't die.
262
00:11:50,246 --> 00:11:52,435
Then the next person
will take it, pass out,
263
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,723
and so forth
in a round-Robin system.
264
00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:57,486
But what about
the last person?
265
00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:05,071
A big snowball?
266
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,045
Wait.
There's something in here.
267
00:12:09,886 --> 00:12:13,155
"Dearest Smiths,
I bring news of a better life
268
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,962
just a few hundred feet
above you,
269
00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:17,509
where the champagne
flows like wine,
270
00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:20,171
and the wine
also flows like wine.
271
00:12:20,257 --> 00:12:22,803
There's a lotta booze up here
is what I'm saying.
272
00:12:22,887 --> 00:12:24,562
And I have a plan.
273
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:31,897
Did you get my big snowball note
about the plan?!
274
00:12:33,581 --> 00:12:36,440
The rain rules out everything
west of the Mississippi,
275
00:12:36,525 --> 00:12:39,760
and Telestar has no offices
north of Philadelphia.
276
00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,972
You said Sara called
you "Sugar."
277
00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,317
In a southern accent...
The sweet kind,
278
00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:46,059
not the swamp-person kind.
279
00:12:46,143 --> 00:12:48,874
What else?
I need details, damn it!
280
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:50,616
She was super into me,
281
00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:53,297
practically trying to bang me
over the phone...
282
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,174
No made-up details.
283
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,916
Sorry, you didn't specify.
284
00:12:58,281 --> 00:12:59,791
I heard a train whistle!
285
00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:04,885
That's an Amtrak
Viewliner 3850.
286
00:13:05,109 --> 00:13:07,715
Says here, "only one left
in circulation,
287
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:10,130
runs daily from
do to blacksburg."
288
00:13:10,347 --> 00:13:12,264
And at the time
you called Sara,
289
00:13:12,348 --> 00:13:16,354
it was cruisin'
right through Roanoke.
290
00:13:17,452 --> 00:13:19,245
My true love
works in Roanoke!
291
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:21,042
They've got the best
Jersey Mike's!
292
00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:23,216
It's a match made in heaven!
293
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,280
Whoa.
294
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:33,876
We're getting dusted
pretty good.
295
00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:35,958
I should make sure
they can breathe.
296
00:13:37,474 --> 00:13:39,801
This isn't Steve at all!
297
00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,351
It's a snowsteve!
298
00:13:41,483 --> 00:13:43,828
A steveman?
A stevesnow?
299
00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:47,543
Hayley? Jeff?
300
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:49,946
Francine, the kids snuck out
301
00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:52,224
and replaced themselves
with snowkids!
302
00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:54,597
Kidmen? Snowsnows?
303
00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,122
We gotta find them.
304
00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:13,301
One, two, three...
305
00:14:13,408 --> 00:14:15,095
Shot ski!
306
00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:19,102
You've all betrayed me!
307
00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:22,254
My plan worked!
Stan's ready to join the fun!
308
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,271
I dunno.
He's kinda got murder face.
309
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:29,044
Roger I get, but the rest of you
are blood relatives.
310
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,923
Well, technically,
only Steve and Hayley are,
311
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,056
but Francine and me
do it all the time,
312
00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:34,933
and... Jeff and I
became blood brothers
313
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:37,676
after we found that dead body
by the train tracks.
314
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:43,678
Sorry we left you, dad.
It's just...
315
00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:45,689
How do I say this?
316
00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:48,098
Your trip sucks, and après ski
is way more fun.
317
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:49,469
That's exactly
how you say it.
318
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,615
We tried to be nice, honey,
319
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,492
But just because
you grew up poor
320
00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:56,041
and had to pretend to like
terrible vacations
321
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,717
doesn't mean we have to.
322
00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:00,071
For the last time,
we weren't poor!
323
00:15:00,157 --> 00:15:02,987
We all shared one fork
to save time doing dishes!
324
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,438
And I don't
need any of you!
325
00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:07,038
I can do a family trip
all by myself!
326
00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:10,438
Wow, it's coming down heavy.
327
00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:13,258
I can't see the trail.
328
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:16,542
Oh, god, I've lost my way!
I'm gonna die out here!
329
00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:18,699
Wait. There's a light.
I'm saved!
330
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,626
Lord, you saved me!
331
00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:24,358
What?
332
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:33,050
Who needs a loving family
to enjoy things with?
333
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,031
Those fools have no idea
what they're missing.
334
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:40,772
Whee!
335
00:15:41,412 --> 00:15:42,769
Yeah!
336
00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:45,276
Yes! Me!
337
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:46,887
Whoo!
338
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,825
Wake up, party people!
339
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:54,316
Mc avalanche is cookin' up
fat beats and salty meats
340
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:58,671
for your boozy
brunchy pleasure!
341
00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:01,823
Mimosa time, bitches!
342
00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:03,468
Poor Stan.
343
00:16:03,888 --> 00:16:06,579
Will you ever find what
you've been looking for?
344
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:09,245
This is exactly what
I've been looking for!
345
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:10,860
Yee-haw!
346
00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:13,562
Haw... haw!
347
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,554
Oh, god, oh, god!
348
00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,162
I'm doing it!
349
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,123
I'm outrunning the avalanche!
350
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:29,361
Stan got buried by
an avalanche at the dump!
351
00:16:30,809 --> 00:16:32,950
M-m-m-mittens!
352
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,134
Oh, my god!
353
00:16:36,557 --> 00:16:38,066
Après ski crew,
354
00:16:38,151 --> 00:16:40,882
I call on you to help us
find our missing friend!
355
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,326
Nah.
356
00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:49,340
Nah?
357
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:50,385
Yeah, nah.
358
00:16:50,471 --> 00:16:52,019
We wanna keep partying.
359
00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:00,072
This is the address.
360
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,563
You sure you wanna do this?
361
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:03,614
I'm good at figuring out
where people are
362
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:07,109
but not so good at figuring out
where they are emotionally.
363
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,363
If it's meant to be,
it's meant to be.
364
00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:28,480
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
365
00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:55,365
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
366
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,743
Not much air left.
367
00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:09,252
Must take...
368
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,538
Smallest breaths possible...
369
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,779
Because running out of air...
370
00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:15,511
Let's just say...
371
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:17,773
isn't the best outcome...
372
00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:19,431
For ol' Stan Smith.
373
00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:24,791
This ski trip sucks!
374
00:18:24,877 --> 00:18:26,535
Why doesn't our cabin
have any heat?
375
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,305
Because we're getting away
from it all, that's why!
376
00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:33,240
Can't we go
to the regular zoo?
377
00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:35,721
This is better
than the regular zoo.
378
00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:38,835
The animals are in
their natural habitat.
379
00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:44,195
Stan, go check if there's
anything left in that.
380
00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:48,913
This cruise sucks!
381
00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:50,444
Why can't we leave our room?
382
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,524
Because it's not
a real cruise, Stan!
383
00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:55,402
We're very, very poor!
384
00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:58,434
How the hell does this imbecile
not get it by now?!
385
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:02,821
My childhood family trips...
386
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:04,898
actually sucked!
387
00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:07,045
And there's a chance...
388
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:08,929
we were kinda...
389
00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:10,650
Poor.
390
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,716
Stop après skiing and help me
find my papa!
391
00:19:19,639 --> 00:19:20,895
Hey, gang!
392
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:24,261
You guys love partying,
we wanna search!
393
00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:26,709
What if we combine
the two and do...
394
00:19:26,794 --> 00:19:28,435
A search party?
395
00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:35,884
Search partyyyyyyyyyy!
396
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,492
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
397
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,624
- Yeah!
- I'm gonna be a hero!
398
00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:50,223
Après squad, fan out
and find Stan!
399
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:52,609
Par-tay!
400
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,565
Whoo, yeah!
401
00:19:54,657 --> 00:19:56,985
Let's find Dan!
402
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,013
Whoo!
403
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:01,808
Oh, Stan.
404
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:04,847
You only wanted us
to have a fun trip.
405
00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:09,349
Look! Dad's crappy
old wooden ski!
406
00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:16,609
Breathe, dad!
407
00:20:16,722 --> 00:20:18,994
Breathe your stupid
fresh mountain air!
408
00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:25,231
- Life!
- Thanks, guys.
409
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:28,429
You know, while I was
trapped in there,
410
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:30,312
I had a lot of time
to hallucinate.
411
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:32,995
I've been forcing this
crappy trip on all of you.
412
00:20:33,114 --> 00:20:34,903
I'm a failure as a parent.
413
00:20:34,988 --> 00:20:36,133
I wouldn't say that.
414
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,949
Sure, they only had fun
because you drove them away,
415
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,590
but... you still gave them
416
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,238
a better vacation
than you had growing up.
417
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,320
I did, didn't I?
418
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:49,533
I broke the vicious cycle of
having to take crappy vacations.
419
00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:52,621
Let's après skiiiiii!
420
00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:55,024
Hit it, mc avalanche!
421
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:58,116
I...
don't think he's able to.
422
00:20:58,231 --> 00:21:02,385
Oh. Then maybe
call an ambulance!
423
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,675
Bye!
Have a beautiful time!
424
00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:06,768
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