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When chimpanzees mate,
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Their orgasms sound remarkably
like human orgasms.
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Hear for yourself.
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Okay.
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- Move it!
- We're taking over.
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But the chimpanzees'
orgasms...
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Sound just like humans.
Everybody knows!
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This is
"Langley Dollar Listings"!
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And it's filmed here.
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In Langley heights,
to be exact.
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Very exclusive.
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You would never be allowed
up there, Steve.
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Here are the realtors!
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Trad. Lame.
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Clephanie. Lamer.
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Vebastian.
Nice guy, horrible realtor.
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Trashelle... Trashelle...
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Who's she?
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She's hands-down
the best realtor.
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She has
the coolest car...
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Ghost black
range rover.
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- ...The biggest heels...
- 10-inchers.
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...And the hottest
boyfriend.
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Tristan, a 19-year-old
yoga model
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Who's converting
to christianity for her
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Even though
he's never heard of it.
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She's what I would be
if I were a TV realtor.
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Tough, smart,
a stone-cold closer.
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But the reason she's the best
is because
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She's like me,
dramatic!
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No, she's the best
because she's so smart.
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She always gets the right buyers
through the door.
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Nuh-unh.
It's the drama!
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You're so stupid,
you remind me of Clephanie.
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I remind you
of a bad bitch
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That drives a tricked-out
Kia Sonata?
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Keep trying to insult me.
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You're doing great.
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Hyundai
makes the sonata.
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Kia
makes the sorento.
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Shut up, Steve, you're such a vebastian!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
*AMERICAN DAD!*
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*AMERICAN DAD *
Season 17 Episode 01
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"Langley Dollar Listings"
AIRED ON: January 24, 2022.
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Hey, geric, what's up?
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That's geric.
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He runs the agency
and gives out all the listings.
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Oh, Trashelle,
I've got some big news!
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I'm giving you
the biggest listing
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in "Langley Dollar Listings"
history... Chateau Langley!
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Oh, my God!
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Chateau Langley
is a 24-bedroom castle
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that overlooks
the amazing Langley ravine
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and hasn't been on the market
in 780 years.
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That's, like,
before Columbus...
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Shut up!
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I'm gonna go.
Get out of here!
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Gahhh!
Steve's terrible at watching TV.
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Aquarium trip!
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I'm only paying for
the first three people!
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Did I make it?
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Barely.
What's that?
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Fancy pour-over coffees
I made for us.
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Sorry, Jeff,
I'm not interested.
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Because it was made
by you.
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I understand.
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I'll buy that cup of coffee
off ya.
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I was on my way
to the coffee shop!
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Mmm, wow,
this is amazing coffee!
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How much?
One money.
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Here you go!
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I would've paid
way more.
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There.
You got a little dollar, Jeff.
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Happy?
No!
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I'm gonna get a lot
of little dollars!
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'Cause I'm gonna start
selling my coffee
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to people walking by
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on their way to the coffee shop
right now!
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Instead of going
to the aquarium?
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Yes.
'cause that's how serious I am.
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I'm willing to give up laughing
at the sea otters for this.
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Sorry, laughing
with the sea otters.
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Did we make
the aquarium cut?
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Nobody's going
to the aquarium.
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I guess we're doing
a coffee shop this week.
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Oh, no!
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I got all dolled up
to ask out that hot octopus.
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You saw her
on the news!
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She picked two of the last
seven presidents.
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As everyone knows,
I recently gave Trashelle
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the chateau Langley listing.
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Boo!
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But as everyone
doesn't know,
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Trashelle
has gone missing!
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Alright, gang, the posters
have been up
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for a solid couple hours.
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It is time to for us to accept
Trashelle is not coming back.
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So let's all
consider her dead.
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That's why we're turning to you,
loyal viewer!
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Instead of seeking a new agent
through professional avenues,
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we're asking our viewers
to audition!
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I'm Memphis stormfront,
and look at all these idiots
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standing in line,
praying to be the newest realtor
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on the smash-hit show,
"Langley Dollar Listings."
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482...
Stormfront!
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So long,
loyal viewers.
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I can finally admit
I've always hated weather.
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Even though I've been
a realtor before,
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I stayed up watching
all the Trashelle episodes
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so I could sound
smart like her.
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483... Francine!
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Francine, that's you.
Right!
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I was so focused on being smart
I forgot my name for a second.
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I know how to get the right
buyers through the door.
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And how is that?
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I actually...
Don't know.
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I was just saying that.
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No, that's fine.
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The attitude
is right.
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Can you tell me
what these images are?
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Door, window,
for-sale sign.
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Thank you.
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Send the next one in.
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I'm Shebecca Escrow,
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and I'll do anything
to sell a house.
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I'll have sex
with all the clients.
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I'll have sex
with all the buyers.
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And I'll have sex
with all of you.
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Hmm.
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I had so much fun
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make-believing
I was a TV realtor today.
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And now to eat at the same
salad bucket
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the realtors
on the show eat at.
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A lot of people
don't like salads
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'cause they're not
filling enough.
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That's why I always
order mine all-garbanzo.
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This bad boy's
about 30 pounds.
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Should keep me going
right into nap time.
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Gotta be honest, pretty sure
I got the job today.
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I had sex with geric
and the other judge.
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And then to make sure
the job was mine,
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I also had sex
with the cameraman
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And the door handle
on the way out.
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Hello?
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Yes!
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Great!
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That was geric.
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I got the job!
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They said they loved
my personality
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and I was the only person
to properly identify
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the images of the door, window,
and the for-sale sign.
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Window.
Ahhh!
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There's your window!
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Ahhh!
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I'm the new agent,
Francine.
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I'm like a lemur monkey...
Mostly business,
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but I will throw my own shit
at you if I have to.
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My first listing
is a Danish modern
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owned by a super-rich
pet dentist.
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So nice to meet you!
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Guunther, my property manager,
says you are the best!
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Tthe most important thing
is the home
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is made entirely
of ancient Danish alderwood
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and must be kept at precisely
64.2% humidity at all times
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thus... The air-lock
pressurization chamber.
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There are many rules about
who can enter the home
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which unfortunately I cannot
go over with you now.
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Grumpy cat has a cavity,
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And I must fly
to Milan at once.
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Isn't grumpy cat dead?
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Okay, fine.
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It's grumpy cat's mistress.
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Now you know everything!
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I trust Mr. Umlaut
filled you in
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on the home's
unique attributes.
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Roger?
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Guunther is the name.
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Yes, "Guunther."
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Why don't you
show me the house?
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Before I show you the house,
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You must learn
the rules of entry.
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Oh this one's important...
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"No shoes, no shirts,
no problems."
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That's three
separate rules.
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Shoes scuff the floor.
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Cotton shirts
steal moisture.
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And leave your problems
at the door,
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Because this home does not
respond well to negative energy.
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Geric, I'm having real problems
selling that Danish house.
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- Geric: Love it!
- What?
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No, the business manager,
Guunther,
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is making it impossible
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to even get buyers
into the house.
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Which makes for
great television!
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I didn't become the fourth
richest man in Langley
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by selling houses.
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I made my fortune
being a TV star.
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That's where
I know you from!
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Look, you just keep fighting
with cinnamon-bun-hair,
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and I'll give you
a second listing.
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It's a sick mid-century
bachelor pad that...
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Another listing, eh?
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And she wasn't even
gonna tell me, eh?
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When did I start saying "eh"
so much, eh?
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How many tuna sandwiches
did I have today, eh?
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Look at this fool,
man.
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It takes him forever
to make a coffee.
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Psh. You know you and I could
streamline his operation
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and double profits
in a second.
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Move it into the...
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Garage,
train a couple more people,
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- Change the ordering system...
- Stop.
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You had me at "Jeff,
you have no say in this."
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I have an amazing new listing.
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A mid-century bachelor pad
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perfect for a rich bachelor
or a rich barren couple.
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To pull in those
desirable buyers,
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I'm gonna throw
an extravagant
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'60s Martini party
with a bar in the back.
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Can I get a Martini?
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Just a sec,
making a batch right now.
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And what '60s party
would be complete
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without a little acid?
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As you can see, indoor-outdoor
living at its finest.
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What the hell?!
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Roger!
You dosed all these people!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I'm Jameson Mcsmirnoff,
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bartender for hire.
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Roger!
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Excuse me!
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I love this house.
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Like, I am in love with it.
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It has feelings
and I have feelings
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and we have feelings
for each other.
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I have to buy this house.
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I have the money.
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I'll pay you double.
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Please!
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You got in at the right time,
Stan.
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I don't know, Klaus,
all that new equipment
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kinda set me back.
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Now's the time
to turn the profit.
253
00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:26,056
You gotta cut costs.
254
00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:27,947
Get cheaper beans.
255
00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:29,909
And I know the place.
256
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,417
I got some boys
down in b-town
257
00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:33,958
that said
they can get me a deal.
258
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,508
Bogotá? Sounds legit.
We're in.
259
00:11:36,594 --> 00:11:38,100
Cool.
You gonna tell Jeff?
260
00:11:38,185 --> 00:11:39,727
No.
Cool.
261
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:42,243
I'm feeling good.
262
00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:45,597
Not only did I sell
the mid-century bachelor pad,
263
00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:49,147
but I also think I have a buyer
for the Danish house.
264
00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,427
I thought
you had a buyer.
265
00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,440
I do.
He's right here.
266
00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:54,781
On my phone.
267
00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:55,788
Oh.
268
00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:57,936
Then I guess you can
bring him in.
269
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,350
Wait!
Does he have proof of funds?
270
00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:03,901
Not only do I have the money
but I have the funny!
271
00:12:05,609 --> 00:12:08,020
Is that the CEO
of Octadual?
272
00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,792
He's funnier
than I remember.
273
00:12:15,795 --> 00:12:17,530
Geric: Oh, Francine!
274
00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:20,290
Just heard you sold
that humid Danish house
275
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,052
and Cinnamon Bun
was pissed!
276
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,555
Hey, I'm a closer.
277
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,333
That's why I'm giving you
the dream listing,
278
00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:29,034
Chateau Langley!
279
00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:30,509
Thank you, Geric!
280
00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:33,891
I promise to make you
and Trashelle proud.
281
00:12:33,976 --> 00:12:35,770
Oh, yeah, Trashelle,
282
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,117
my missing
and presumed dead employee!
283
00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:50,829
Congratulations on your
new listing, Francine.
284
00:12:50,914 --> 00:12:52,545
How did you know
I was here?
285
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,044
Oh, I'm just following you 24/7
at this point.
286
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,922
But I came to apologize.
287
00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,037
Really?
288
00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:00,386
Yes.
I shouldn't have interfered.
289
00:13:00,471 --> 00:13:02,465
If I had just let you
do real estate
290
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,705
your dumb, boring way,
291
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,650
You would have ruined the show
and been fired.
292
00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:07,596
I knew
you weren't sorry!
293
00:13:07,681 --> 00:13:09,604
I was supposed to be the one
that got the spot!
294
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:11,449
I was the one that went
to the open house
295
00:13:11,535 --> 00:13:13,596
and hid in a spice rack
until it was over
296
00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,241
and pushed Trashelle
into the ravine.
297
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,322
- Roger!
- Quit the show, Francine.
298
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:22,194
Or I will make every day
of your real-estate life hell.
299
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,904
I'll treat you fine at home,
but...
300
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:26,087
- Oh, God!
- Aah!
301
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:27,702
Roger! Help!
302
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,062
Aah!
303
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,091
Francine!
304
00:13:31,449 --> 00:13:33,233
I hope she's okay.
305
00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:35,457
Here's some cornnuts!
306
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,134
I'll come get you
in a couple months
307
00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:38,735
when I get bored of this.
308
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:39,876
I'm hungry.
309
00:13:39,962 --> 00:13:42,541
Thank God I tied a string
to those cornnuts.
310
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:47,254
Hey! Let go!
311
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:49,286
Aaah!
312
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,552
I've said it before,
and I'll say it again...
313
00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:55,721
Thank god I tied a string
to these cornnuts!
314
00:14:02,604 --> 00:14:03,996
Good, you're up.
315
00:14:04,462 --> 00:14:05,717
Trashelle?
316
00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:08,623
A fan.
And you are?
317
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,098
Francine.
318
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,549
I actually took your spot on
the show after you disappeared.
319
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,856
And I know the person
that pushed you down here.
320
00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,599
That little
goblin woman?
321
00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:21,021
Yes.
I'm so sorry you're down here.
322
00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:23,293
Don't be!
Getting pushed in the ravine
323
00:14:23,378 --> 00:14:26,043
was the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
324
00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:27,775
Don't you miss
real estate?
325
00:14:27,861 --> 00:14:30,346
Oh, I'm still
in real estate.
326
00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:32,765
I'm selling trees
like crazy out here.
327
00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:35,103
I just helped
a growing squirrel family
328
00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:37,898
buy their first oak
this morning.
329
00:14:37,984 --> 00:14:39,776
Makes it all worth it.
330
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,789
How do squirrels
buy things?
331
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,954
It's a pretty complicated
currency system
332
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,974
based on the disputed weight
of an average acorn.
333
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:52,807
Trashelle, you have
a big bump on your head.
334
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,217
I do?
Where?
335
00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,939
Alalalalalala.
336
00:14:57,024 --> 00:15:00,628
But, hey, you know what they say
about squirrel real estate...
337
00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:01,896
It's nuts!
338
00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:03,857
Oh, no.
339
00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:08,271
Alright,
Langley listings real estate,
340
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,533
major announcement!
341
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,023
Hey, where's Geric?
342
00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:12,433
Why isn't he
our boss anymore?
343
00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:14,587
Shut up, trad!
I run the show now!
344
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,727
Everyone needs to stop fixating
on Geric and his whereabouts
345
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,739
and start focusing
on tomorrow's big event...
346
00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:21,551
Tristan's Baptism!
347
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,658
Where am I?
348
00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:24,876
I got Trashelle's fiancé,
Tristan,
349
00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:28,646
and tomorrow he is gonna convert
to christianity for me!
350
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,190
It'll be the biggest event
351
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:32,429
in "Langley Dollar Listings"
history!
352
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,250
This is so weird.
353
00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:35,928
Can I please go back
to my condo?
354
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,228
If I don't
show up on Thursday,
355
00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:39,107
my spin class
will come looking for me.
356
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,938
No, clephanie,
you can't.
357
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,951
We're all gonna stay here
and hook up and fight
358
00:15:43,036 --> 00:15:44,556
so we have a lot
of drama tomorrow.
359
00:15:44,641 --> 00:15:46,719
Vebastian,
kiss Trad on the lips.
360
00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:48,659
Uh, no!
361
00:15:48,744 --> 00:15:50,559
Drama!
362
00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,011
Are you getting
my good side?
363
00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:54,257
Trick question.
I have two good sides.
364
00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,228
It's my front
that's the problem.
365
00:15:57,654 --> 00:16:00,184
Well,
better start climbing.
366
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,594
Damn.
367
00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:03,052
Sure is steep.
368
00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:06,130
Oh that reminds me!
I have something for you.
369
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,338
Chonkers!
370
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:11,636
Your famous
10-inch heels?!
371
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,159
They're super sharp
and will help you climb out.
372
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,673
Plus they're pretty unwieldy
out here.
373
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,692
I actually accidentally
killed a client of mine
374
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,089
backing up the other day.
375
00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,577
You sure you don't
want to go back with me?
376
00:16:23,662 --> 00:16:25,335
No.
No, I'm not.
377
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,873
Now go be the star of
"Langley Dollar Listings"!
378
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:32,160
And tell Tristan
I'll always love him.
379
00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:34,586
Until his mid-20s!
380
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:38,858
Whoo!
381
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,453
I got to
hand it to you Klaus,
382
00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:42,164
with the Colombian beans
you ordered,
383
00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:43,435
we're moving
a lot more cups.
384
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,597
Yeah, people like this coffee
a lot more than Jeff's.
385
00:16:46,683 --> 00:16:49,325
People are passionate
about this coffee.
386
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,066
Yesterday a guy said
he'd blow me for a cup.
387
00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:56,846
I'll do a lot more
than that!
388
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,389
That was
my opening offer!
389
00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:01,868
Cup of Joe for my hard-workin'
brethren at the DEA?
390
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,129
We have reason to believe
391
00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:04,873
cocaine has been
coming into the country
392
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,758
through coffee shipments
to this store,
393
00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:11,715
and the coffee itself
may be coated in cocaine.
394
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,644
Ohhhh.
Makes sense.
395
00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:15,830
Shut it down!
396
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:31,586
Can we still go to the aquarium?
397
00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:34,072
And now, by the powers
vested in me
398
00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,287
by tendollarreverend. Com,
399
00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:38,320
I baptize thee!
400
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,638
No, please.
401
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,114
Yoga's my religion!
402
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,658
But you'd convert
for Trashelle.
403
00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:43,865
I loved her!
404
00:17:43,951 --> 00:17:45,814
I don't even know
who you are!
405
00:17:46,658 --> 00:17:48,600
Yay!
You're Christian now!
406
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,099
Stop this baptism at once!
407
00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:54,788
Hey, that's the lady we worked
with for a little while.
408
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,393
Francine,
you're okay!
409
00:17:56,478 --> 00:17:58,004
I came to
take the show back.
410
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,691
Oh, look who's
all empowered now.
411
00:18:00,776 --> 00:18:04,850
Whoever captures her gets three
extra close-ups an episode!
412
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,882
You should be
stopping her!
413
00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:10,123
She pushed Trashelle into
the bottom of the ravine
414
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,853
Where she's still alive
and well... ish.
415
00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:16,013
Praise Jesus!
That's a lie!
416
00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:18,746
And even if it isn't,
she certainly has no proof.
417
00:18:19,239 --> 00:18:20,733
Trashelle's heels!
418
00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:23,486
I don't like this drama.
419
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:25,431
This is bad drama.
420
00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:27,848
that's the state-of-the-art
421
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,725
Home security
lockdown function!
422
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,607
We gotta
get out of here!
423
00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:33,601
Help!
424
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:40,357
Oh, thank God!
425
00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:42,032
It's like
"the descent" in here!
426
00:18:42,117 --> 00:18:43,308
I never saw that movie.
427
00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,593
Yes, you did.
We saw it together!
428
00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:46,936
That was "hostel"!
429
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:50,129
No, we saw "descent"
because we liked "hostel."
430
00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:51,119
You know what?
Forget it.
431
00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,592
Just promise me
you'll quit the show
432
00:18:52,676 --> 00:18:53,497
And I'll let you go.
433
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,940
Never!
I think I know a way out.
434
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,763
Where are we?
The east wing.
435
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,058
We just passed
the dog gym.
436
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,741
That would be perfect
for my French bulldog.
437
00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:06,956
She's gotten too fat
for her wedding dress.
438
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,875
ow, my feet!
439
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,054
The floor is burning!
440
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,866
The whole house
has heated floors!
441
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,624
He must've
jacked them way up.
442
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:14,967
Come on!
443
00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:17,585
Jump!
444
00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:24,948
The home still has many of
the original medieval passages.
445
00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:31,699
Gotta be honest, guys.
446
00:19:31,784 --> 00:19:33,573
You found a room
with no camera in it.
447
00:19:33,658 --> 00:19:35,250
Your feet burnin' off yet?
448
00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:37,044
You ready to give up?
449
00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:43,002
Francine, thank you
for saving my life.
450
00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:44,718
And for selling
this house.
451
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:47,737
You're welcome,
but I didn't sell the house.
452
00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:50,107
But you did, to me!
453
00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:51,917
This place has everything
454
00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:53,470
I've been looking for
in a house.
455
00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:56,288
That's why I started
"Langley Dollar Listings"
456
00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,750
in the first place.
457
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,915
Only one problem.
458
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,590
You can't buy it, because you're
at the bottom of the ravine.
459
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,429
no, I'm not...
460
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:08,754
Ahhhhhh!
461
00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:10,231
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
462
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:13,918
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
463
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:16,589
Tristan saved my life.
464
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:19,226
Did you let him out
of the cage?
465
00:20:19,311 --> 00:20:20,718
No.
466
00:20:22,144 --> 00:20:24,071
It was me, Francine!
467
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,094
Good ol' chonkers!
468
00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:29,422
I always had a thing
for you.
469
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,300
Alalalala.
470
00:20:37,578 --> 00:20:39,930
So, you guys got
the show canceled?
471
00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:43,459
Yeah, and they replaced it
with some lame new show.
472
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,402
Hey, I'm in this show.
473
00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:05,331
Bye!
Have a beautiful time!
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