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Now, Jane. Do you mean nothing at all
happened this week...
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that you want to talk about?
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Nothing that I can think of, Doctor.
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I cleaned my apartment and went
shopping for new towels.
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- Jane?
- Oh, yes, of course!
How silly of me to forget.
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Yesterday, I broke off my engagement...
to Dick.
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Would you like to discuss it?
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Oh, Dick is very immature, doctor.
Not ready for marriage at all.
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I hated to hurt his feelings,
but I have to think of myself first.
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He'll just have to get along without?
He dumped you,
didn't he, Jane?
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Oh, Doctor, I still don't understand
how it happened!
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D[Harp]
It was the strangest evening
of my entire life!
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D Here comes the bride d
[Crashes]
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Jane, try to control yourself.What is that thing on your head?
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Do you like it?It's my bridal veil.
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Uh, I know it's bad luck for you
to see it before the wedding, but?
I think you better sit down.
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- There's something I should tell you.
- Don't tell me you couldn't get
a reservation at the Honeymoon Hotel.
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Jane, the wedding's off.
[Shrieks]
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Now you owe me $700.
That was a perfectly good Chippendale!
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I? Wait, wait!
W-What do you mean,
the wedding's off?
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We've just invited 200 people!
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Well, if you must know, I'm dying.
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Dying? That's ridiculous!
You just had a physical.
The doctor said you were in per?
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Well, not dying, exactly.
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It's like dying.
I'm... moving away.
To Sweden.
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- For the winter sports.
- Well, I'd like to get out of the city too.
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B-But why Sweden?
What's wrong with... Vermont?
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Oh, brother.
I'd like a drink.
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Could you get me that glass
from the table?
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Dick, whatever the problem is,
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I know that togetherwe can work it out.
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It's such a shame to let our
destructive impulses ruin this?
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Table.
[Clicks Tongue]
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- Oh, Jane. Honestly.
- Oh, Dick. I'm sorry, I?
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I don't know how that happened.
You're making me so nervous!
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Never mind, Jane.
It's just an old antique anyway.
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I'm terribly sorry.
I'll pay to have it fixed.
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Could you just get me a soda
from the icebox, please?
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- And try not to break anything else.
- Dick, why don't you just relax
and let me make dinner?
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Be careful when you open
the refrigerator, Jane.
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- It's very, very full.
- I'm not a complete klutz, you know?
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That was our dinner, Jane.
That pie was going to be our dessert.
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[Gasps]
I think I just lost my appetite.
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I feel like a complete failure,
Dr. Shreck.
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Jane, these feelings of confusion
and inadequacy that you feel...
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are easily explained.
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- Is it my infantile Oedipal complex?
- [Chuckles] No! No. No, Jane.
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The underlying fundamentals
of your basic problem...
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seem to me to be rooted
in your clothes.
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My clothes?
Mm, and your makeupand your hair.
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But, Doctor, don't my problems
come from deep, deep inside me?
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Don't you wish?
Psychological problems are easy to fix.
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It's very difficult to do anythingabout the way we look.
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Nevertheless, under my supervision?
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- And with the help of Nurse?
You will be cured, Jane.
- Doctor,
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where did you say
you studied medicine?
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Your treatment will commence tonight.
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Didn't you tell me your boyfriend goes
to the Movie Star Lounge every evening?
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- Yes, but I wouldn't dare?
- Nonsense.
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When he sees the way you look
after Nurse gets through with you,
he'll never look at a woman again.
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Nurse!
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Look at this face, Nurse.
Look at these clothes.
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Is there hope?
It's never too late,Doctor.
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A little lipstick, the right shoes?
Given a few weeks?
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Tonight! I want her made over
[Clears Throat] tonight.
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She has a rendezvous
with destiny at 10:00.
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Once a week we have lunch together.
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Is it too much to ask
that you be on time
one day a week?
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I'm still your mother, you know.
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I'm sorry, mother.
I've had the most terrible week.
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Dick called off our wedding.
We're not getting married.
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Please, Jane! Don't tell me any more!
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I don't want you
to spoil it for me.
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Spoil it for you?
Mother, what are you talking?
[Man] Take your order, miss?
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The turkey's very nice.
Uh, I'll?
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I'll just have
a green salad, please.
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Dark meat or light?
No, no.
I-I don't went turkey.
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Just a green salad
and a glass of iced tea.
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No turkey?
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How about the turkey soup?
It's delicious.
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- I made it myself.
- How about bringing me
my green salad and my iced tea?
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You don't have to get huffy.
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[Sighs]
Mother, the weirdest thing
happened to me this morning.
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I was at a newsstand, and a little boy?
A complete stranger?
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Asked me for my autograph.
Well, I wasn't going to
mention it, dear.
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But since you brought it up,
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some of the girls in my bridge class
have been pestering me for?
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For autographed pictures of you.
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It would mean so much to them.
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Jane! Are you listening to me?
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Uh-oh, I'm sorry, Mother.I think I'm having an hallucination.
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[Sighs]
I know just how you feel.
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I sit in that theater, people laughing
their heads off all around me,
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and I think, "That wonderful girlup there on the screen...
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is my daughter?
My littleJane. "
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[Sighs]
Confidentially, dear, what are they paying you?
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I'm sorry, Mother.
I'm afraid I'm not feeling very?
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There you are, miss.
Delicious turkey.
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- But I didn't order turkey. I ordered?
- You did so. You ordered turkey.
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She ordered turkey, didn't she?Nice, hot turkey?
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I remember something about turkey.
Isn't that where I went on my honeymoon?
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- See?
- I didn't order turkey,
and I'm not gonna eat any turkey!
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[Softly]
Look out, Jane. Don't cross him.
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I see. In that case,
maybe you would like your dessert.
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They have wonderful
chocolate mousse here.
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No mousse for you.We only have one dessert today.
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- It isn't?
- One order! Cream pie!
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[Laughing]
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Oh-ho, no dessert for me,
thank you.
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I'll just have a little more coffee.
[Chuckling]
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[Thunder Rumbling]
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It's awfully nice of youto do this for me, Nurse.
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That's okay.
It's part of our training.
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Seven years of beauty school
before they even let us near a scalpel.
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Now, do you know what you're going
to say to Dick when you see him?
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Oh, I hadn't thought?
Gee, um?
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You're going to say, " Why, Dick,
I never expected to see you here.
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What a pleasant surprise!"
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And then he says something,
and you say,
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"Dick, isn't this
a perfect night for romance?"
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- Now, go on. Say it.
- " Why, Dick. You're here.
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I'm surprised at you. I, uh?"
Close enough.
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You'll be fine.
Now, don't be late.
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Remember, time is money.
Oh, Nurse? Have you ever
heard of something called,
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- the Secret Cinema?
- [Thunder Crashing]
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[Car Horn Blowing]
Oops. There's my taxi.
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I've gotta go.
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You look great.
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Remember, Movie Star Lounge,10:00 sharp.
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Thanks again
for everything, Nurse.
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You're a real pal.
[Chuckling]
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[Thunder Crashing]
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Jane approaching.
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She's in.
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D[Disco]
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[Laughing, Chattering]
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- Oh! Hello, Jane.
- " Why, Dick. What a surprise.
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I didn't expect to see you here."
Jane.
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I'd like you to meet
my new fianc๏ฟฝe.
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Hildegarde, this is Jane.
[In Thick Accent]
How do you do, Yane?
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Hildegarde?
What kind of name is "Hildegarde"?
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I am, uh, "Svedish," you know?
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Hildegarde is a famous model.We're gonna be married very soon.
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Oh! And where do you model, Hildegarde?
At a massage parlor?
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Dick, would you?
[Hildegarde]Have you ever tasted...
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Swedish meatballs, Yane?
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They're delicious!
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Dick, please!
Could we talk privately for a moment?
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I think you'd better go now, Jane.
Hildegarde and I are on our honeymoon.
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So naturally, we'd like to be alone.
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[Audience Laughing, Applauding]
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Dr. Shreck!
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[Sighs]
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[Whirring, Clanking]
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- [Steam Hisses]
- Dd [Calliope]
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D[Calliope Continues]
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Excuse me. Can you tell me
who's in The Adventures ofJane?
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Are you a member, miss?
Is this the Secret Cinema?
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I'm sorry, miss.
No one may be admitted until
the start of the next show.
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But I just saw somebody go in here.
Somebody I have to talk to.
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I'm sorry, Jane. No one may be admitted
until the start of the next show.
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- You can wait in the lobby if you wish.
- Thank you.
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[Audience Laughing]
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[Dick] Oh, Jane. Honestly.[Jane] Oh, Dick. I'm sorry.I don't know how that happened.
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You're making me so nervous!
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[Dick]Never mind, Jane.It's just an old antique anyway.
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[Audience Laughing][Jane]I'm terribly sorry.
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I'll pay to have it fixed.[Dick] Could you just get me a sodafrom the icebox, please?
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And try not to breakanything else.
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Dick, why don't you just relaxand let me make dinner?
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[Audience Laughing]
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[Dick]Be careful when you openthe refrigerator, Jane.
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It's very, very full.
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[Jane]I'm not a complete klutz, you know?
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[Food Tumbling OutOf Refrigerator]
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- Shh!
- [Clattering Continues]
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Nobody may be admitted
until the start of the next show!
[Audience Applauding]
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[Laughing, Chattering]
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[Banging On Glass]
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[Laughing]
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[Groaning]
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[Clicking, Whirring]
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Who pushed that button?
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Oh, it's you!
What, are ya lookin' for some...
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nice, fresh pie?
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Didn't you think it was funny
when her chair collapsed?
Didn't you like me as Hildegarde?
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It's takin' too long to finish
and it's way over budget.
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Wait'll ya hear the next episode.
We're sending her to Paris,
without any money or clothes.
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Then she gets kidnapped
by Chinese!
Kidnapped by Arabs!
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Chinese, I thought.
Forget it! I'm not pourin'
another penny into this turkey.
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Turkey? Did you say turkey?
Turkey? Everybody loves it.
It's a big hit.
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Well, I want it wound up
in a hurry, and I want a big,
dramatic finish.
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A mad scene?
A chase!
Whatever it is.
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I want to see a lot of blood
up there on the screen.
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Blood?
You wanna see blood?
Blood? Mr. Krupp,
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The Adventures ofJane
is supposed to be a comedy.
That's not the kind of film we're making!
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I want laughter. I want tears.
I want the fury of the woman scorned...
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unleashed against the rat
that jilted her.
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I want it cheap,
and I want it by tomorrow!
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All right! All right.
Fine.
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Takin' advantage
of my good nature.
[Doorbell Chimes]
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Okay. We know who that is.
Mr. Krupp, if you please.
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All right, all right, all right.
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I know this isn't my regular
appointment, Your Highness,
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but I've gotta see Doctor right away.
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I think... I'm losing my mind.
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- [Thunder Crashing]
- Dr. Shreck will see you now.
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A conspiracy?
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To film your life
with hidden cameras?
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Am I crazy, Doctor?
Or are they just trying to
drive me insane for their movie?
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Jane, this delusion
that your life is a movie...
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is clearly a manifestation
of your trauma...
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at being rejected by your lover.
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What you need isa dramatic confrontation.
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Go to Dick's apartment.
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Explain clearly how you feel.
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Demand that he give up
this other woman.
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And when he refuses,
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take this gun and shoot him
right through the heart!
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00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,193
Well, what about the blood?
All I've got in the house is ink.
225
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,392
All right. All right.
You know what you're doing.
226
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,629
You know how I hate improvisation.
I like it all written down and rehearsed.
227
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[Doorbell Ringing]
All right. All right.
There she is.
228
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,331
I'll-I'll see you later. Bye.
229
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,398
[Hanging Up Receiver]
230
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,247
Oh, hello, Jane.
I didn't expect to see you here.
231
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:16,624
What a pleasant surprise!
Isn't this a perfect night for romance?
232
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,994
How can you smile at me and say that
after the way you've treated me!
233
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,090
Throwing me over
for another woman!
234
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:27,002
You no-good, low-down
son of a... baboon!
235
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:30,098
Listen, Jane.
I have to ask you a favor.
236
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,735
Hildegarde and I are going
to Sweden this afternoon.
237
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:36,770
Could you lend me $2,000?
You good-for-nothing gigolo!
238
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,649
You have the nerve to ask me for money
on top of everything else?
239
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,812
Jane, you're not still angry about
last night, are ya?
240
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:47,120
Oh, come on!
Hey, let's make love!
241
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:50,286
I'd really like to have something
to remember you by.
242
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:53,058
I'll give you somethingto remember you by.
243
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,962
[Groans]
D[Background Music]
244
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,061
[Gasping]
D[Continues]
245
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,069
- What's that music?
- You crazy little fool!
246
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,874
You'll go to the chair for this![Grunts]
247
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:13,111
Dick, forgive me!
You're the only man
I'll ever love!
248
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:17,417
It was always you, Jane.
It was fate that brought us together.
249
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,925
[Sobbing]
Dick, don't leave me!
Don't ever leave me!
250
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:25,488
I'll love you... till the day...
251
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,158
I die.
252
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,167
[Gasps, Cries]
253
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,931
[Knocking][Man]Open up, in the name of the law!
254
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:38,506
Is your nameJane Fitzpatrick?
You're under arrest, for
the murder of your boyfriend, Dick.
255
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,307
It's my duty to warn you that anything
you say may be held against you.
256
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,178
I didn't mean to do it,
but I loved him and...
257
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,183
he left me
for another woman!
258
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:51,211
That's all very well, little lady.
But crime does not pay.
259
00:19:56,261 --> 00:20:00,857
Cut! Terrific! Print it. All right, that's
a wrap, everybody. Strike the set.
[Bell Ringing]
260
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,231
[Jane Screaming]
You're alive!
261
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,669
Hey, great work.
What? What is this?
262
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,729
What's? What's going on?
263
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,241
Didn't you hear?
It's a wrap.
264
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,438
Wha? W- Wait?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You mean I'm not crazy after all?
265
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,504
There really is a film
being made of my life?
266
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,016
We finished five days early
and right on budget.
267
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:22,281
Yeah, and if the producer
wasn't so cheap,
we'd have champagne.
268
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:26,188
Ah, the producer.
But-But what about
my therapy?
269
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,523
I hereby pronounce you
completely cured. Hmm?
270
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,529
[Stagehands Chattering]
271
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,122
[Props Man] May I haveyour gun, please, Doctor Shreck?
Oh, Dick! I guess...
272
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,895
then you're not really
marrying Hildegarde, are you?
273
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,301
There is no Hildegarde, Jane.
274
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,204
And my name's not Dick,
it's Rick? Rick Fury.
275
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,573
And it's been
fabulous working with you
these past six months.
276
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,635
Really great!
277
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,682
Oh, Jane! Jane, dear.
278
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,812
[Chuckles] Would you
sign this release for me?
It's for the TV syndication.
279
00:20:56,888 --> 00:21:00,085
It's nothing. You know.
A formality.
Oh, just?
280
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:04,390
Just a second.
If-lf I'm the star of this movie,
shouldn't I have a contract?
281
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,456
Shouldn't I get paid?
I cured you, didn't I?
What more do you want?
282
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,933
Don't movie stars
make a lot of money?
283
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,462
I think I better talk to a lawyer.
All right.
Don't sign the release.
284
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:18,270
Talk to your lawyer!
See if I care!
285
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:21,506
You ungrateful cow!
If you walk off this stage,
286
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,514
you'll never work in this town again!
287
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,607
Without me, you're nothing!
288
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,582
Hey! Aren't you Jane?
289
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,495
Don't be sad.
290
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,571
[Laughing]
291
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,397
Max, they're gonna turn off
the telephone and the electricity
if we don't pay by Wednesday.
292
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,495
But what can I do?
Krupp swears the check
is in the mail?
293
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,040
[Screams]
That's an old joke. Max?
294
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:26,043
Ugh!
Honestly, people are such slobs.
295
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,103
Imagine, leaving a banana peel
right in the middle of the sidewalk.
296
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,172
Ah, come on.
297
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,217
Max, we have to
think of something!
298
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,583
Yeah, yeah.
299
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:38,248
If worse comes to worst,
I can always sell this car.
300
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:41,884
It's supposed to be a classic.
Don't slam the door.
Classic? Classic what?
301
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:49,232
[Beeping]
302
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,938
Excuse me, Doctor.
I'm missing a banana peel.
303
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,474
You didn't happento see any anywhere, did ya?
304
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,908
Don't say anything.
Just pretend this isn't happening.
305
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:03,345
Oh, there it is!
Just toss it in the back
of my truck, will ya?
306
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:05,440
I'll open up for ya.
307
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,145
[Garbage Truck Rewing]
308
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,430
[Groaning, Whining]
309
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:25,733
Ah! Doctor! Nurse!
What a surprise!
310
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:29,570
Isn't this a perfect nightfor romance?
311
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:33,577
Guess what? Mr. Krupp and I
are getting married.
312
00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:36,409
I'm starring in all his new films,
313
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:39,609
and I owe it all to you.
314
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:44,121
Here's a little token
of my appreciation!
315
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,784
[Audience Laughing]
316
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:50,020
[Laughing]
[Squealing]
317
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:55,592
All right, Mr. Cameraman,
I'm ready for my close-up!
318
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,261
[Applauding]
319
00:24:02,305 --> 00:24:08,682
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