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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,304 --> 00:00:42,304 Ripped by Bornholm 2 00:01:32,305 --> 00:01:34,296 Cut out that beboppin�! 3 00:02:43,977 --> 00:02:46,172 Get away! Aah! 4 00:02:53,086 --> 00:02:55,281 Help! Help! 5 00:02:58,558 --> 00:03:00,549 - Walter.! - Yes, dear? 6 00:03:00,627 --> 00:03:03,790 Ow! Aah! What are you doing? 7 00:03:03,864 --> 00:03:06,458 Aah! Nothing, dear! 8 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:10,230 I told you I didn�t want you playing with those dogs! 9 00:03:10,303 --> 00:03:12,794 Now, get in here! 10 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:16,100 Ohh! Ahh! 11 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:18,167 - Walter.! - Yes, dear? 12 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:20,304 - Double-time.! - Yes, dumpling! 13 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:28,081 Well? Where is it? 14 00:03:28,154 --> 00:03:30,247 - It? - My tutti-spumoni! 15 00:03:30,323 --> 00:03:33,759 I�m sick and tired of heavenly hash. 16 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:37,285 - I�m sorry, dumpling. - Sorry excuse for a husband is what you are. 17 00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:42,762 - Is there anything else I can do for you? - No! Yeah. 18 00:03:42,836 --> 00:03:45,896 There�s a spoon in the garbage disposal. Get it out. 19 00:03:45,972 --> 00:03:47,963 Yes, peaches. 20 00:03:51,611 --> 00:03:56,048 I Wanna go to Cypress Point, Florida, this summer. Ya hear me? 21 00:03:56,116 --> 00:03:59,608 Yes, my little cherry blossom. 22 00:03:59,686 --> 00:04:04,282 They got a fountain of youth I wanna check out. Heh! 23 00:04:09,262 --> 00:04:14,632 - I�m stuck. - Walter, hurry up. 24 00:04:14,701 --> 00:04:16,692 Yes, dear. 25 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,934 Aah! I�m stuck! 26 00:04:21,942 --> 00:04:24,604 Ralph, get over here and give me a hand. 27 00:04:26,446 --> 00:04:29,904 Sure, Dad. I�ll give ya a hand. 28 00:04:36,723 --> 00:04:39,317 Oh, no. Ohh. 29 00:04:39,392 --> 00:04:42,361 Oh, my God. Ralph? 30 00:04:42,429 --> 00:04:45,330 No, Ralph. No. 31 00:04:45,398 --> 00:04:47,593 No! Don�t you do it! 32 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:51,933 No! No! Oh! You hurt me! 33 00:04:54,074 --> 00:04:58,033 You lay a hand on that poor little boy again, and I�ll smother you in your sleep! 34 00:04:58,111 --> 00:05:03,048 That poor little boy tried to grind my hand off in the garbage disposal! 35 00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:05,949 Don�t you know a cry for love when you hear one? 36 00:05:06,019 --> 00:05:08,010 - Love? - Daddy hates me! 37 00:05:08,088 --> 00:05:12,218 Oh, don�t worry, sweetums. Mommy�s here. 38 00:05:16,529 --> 00:05:20,590 Tsk, tsk, tsk. There is no inner harmony here, 39 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:23,500 no oneness with the cosmos. 40 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:28,598 We must manifest the selfness that suffuses the internal flow... 41 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:33,009 and let peace and innerness pervade our beings. 42 00:05:34,014 --> 00:05:38,781 - Where�s the Cheese Whiz? - As usual, your father forgot to go to the store. 43 00:05:38,852 --> 00:05:42,049 - Where�s the Baco Bits? - Same thing. 44 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:47,824 Can�t you remember a simple thing like Cheese Whiz? 45 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:50,362 - I�m sorry, Mahkesh. - Ohh! 46 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:54,867 Maheshura. Maheshura! 47 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:59,462 - I�m sorry, Maheshura. Maheshura. - Ohh, he is so pathetic. 48 00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:02,940 Oh, that�s right. Go to your precious TV. 49 00:06:03,009 --> 00:06:07,036 Run to Never Never Land and shut us out as usual. 50 00:06:07,113 --> 00:06:09,707 - You don�t relate, Walter. 51 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:13,082 For all you know, there might be a Mozart here... 52 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:16,247 or there could be a Shakespeare or- 53 00:06:16,322 --> 00:06:19,223 or a Churchill or an Abraham Lincoln. 54 00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:23,228 You don�t know Who might be in here, Walter. 55 00:06:23,296 --> 00:06:26,788 I know who�s in there. There�s an Attila the Hun in there. That�s who�s in there. 56 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:30,529 - What did you say? - I said, "That�s right, hon." 57 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:35,597 I�ve just about had it, Walter. TV, TV, TV night and day. 58 00:06:35,675 --> 00:06:38,803 One of these days, you�re gonna get a big surprise. 59 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,816 I want those control graphs, and I want them now. And if I don�t have them now, you�re history. 60 00:06:44,884 --> 00:06:47,717 Yes sir, Mr. Beasley. Right away. 61 00:06:48,722 --> 00:06:52,852 We need these control graphs, and we need them now. And if we don�t have them now, you�re history. 62 00:06:52,926 --> 00:06:55,087 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 63 00:06:56,262 --> 00:07:00,392 I want these control graphs right away. If I don�t get them right away, you are a memory! 64 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,401 Yes, sir. Right away. 65 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:07,498 Do these control graphs or you�re dead. 66 00:07:39,906 --> 00:07:41,897 Walter.! 67 00:07:43,209 --> 00:07:47,077 - I�m here! - Close your eyes! 68 00:07:47,147 --> 00:07:49,843 Open! 69 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:54,251 Well? What do you think? 70 00:07:57,223 --> 00:08:00,283 - Very nice, dumpling. - Mm-hmm! 71 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,590 Still a size nine. 72 00:08:02,662 --> 00:08:06,359 And the whole outfit only cost me 85 bucks. 73 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:10,334 Eighty-five- Where did you ever get 85- 74 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,704 My television set. 75 00:08:15,775 --> 00:08:17,868 What happened to my television set? 76 00:08:17,944 --> 00:08:21,277 What do you think happened to it? I sold it. 77 00:08:21,347 --> 00:08:25,078 How do you think I got the pumps, stupid? 78 00:08:25,151 --> 00:08:27,779 But it was- It was mine. 79 00:08:27,854 --> 00:08:31,950 It was mine. That was my television set! 80 00:08:32,025 --> 00:08:34,323 You had no right to sell it! 81 00:08:42,202 --> 00:08:47,196 That television set is ruining our sex life! 82 00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:23,105 What is this? 83 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:59,840 May I help you, Mr. Poindexter? 84 00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:03,680 You have fog on the floor. 85 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,218 just a promotional gimmick, Mr. Poindexter. 86 00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:09,778 Now, how may I help you? 87 00:10:09,856 --> 00:10:14,350 Oh, I, uh- I wanted to see a- A television set, of course. 88 00:10:14,427 --> 00:10:17,362 I think we have something just for you. 89 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:24,935 It�s an excellent set, quite unique. 90 00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:28,030 Twenty-four inches- diagonally measured, of course- 91 00:10:28,107 --> 00:10:31,941 with the patented Magic Touch remote control. 92 00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:37,076 - It looks expensive. - Tish tosh, Mr. Poindexter. 93 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:41,553 Your credit is good here. Shall we load it into the car? 94 00:10:41,621 --> 00:10:44,488 I guess so. 95 00:10:44,557 --> 00:10:47,219 But you know my name. How did you know my name? 96 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:51,252 Oh, we make it a point to know all our customers. 97 00:10:51,331 --> 00:10:53,629 Your signature, please. 98 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:15,987 - From Wicked Zits, Wyoming, 99 00:11:16,055 --> 00:11:19,582 - Miss Wyoming, Yolanda Spreadwell. - Wyoming. 100 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:22,651 She�s got it. 101 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:27,030 From Chokachicken, North Dakota, 102 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,592 Miss North Dakota, Fern Mertz. 103 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:33,696 - Where�d that come from? - I bought it. 104 00:11:33,773 --> 00:11:35,764 - With what? - Credit. 105 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:38,572 Huh! Who�d give you credit? 106 00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:44,241 So, you�ve been holding out on me, you low-down, lying louse. 107 00:11:44,317 --> 00:11:48,686 And here I am, slaving, and what do you pull? 108 00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:52,088 A private bank account- a stash! 109 00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:56,117 - But, Grendel, you just don�t understand. - Oh, no? 110 00:11:56,195 --> 00:12:01,223 I deserve better than this, Walter. I deserve more! 111 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,461 Let�s hear it for all the girls. 112 00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:09,201 Please define for all of us, 113 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:13,109 what characteristics define your ideal man. 114 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,647 Well, my ideal man would have to be loving and warm, 115 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:21,448 and share in my lifelong dream of a world at peace. 116 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:25,617 And I�d want to feed all the hungry people in the World, because- 117 00:12:25,691 --> 00:12:27,784 - You�re next! - Huh? 118 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:29,794 - Turn it off!. - What? 119 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:33,730 - Turn it off, Walter, or I�ll pulverize it. - No! 120 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,995 - I swear it. Turn it off!. - No! 121 00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:38,469 - Turn it off!. - All right! 122 00:12:38,538 --> 00:12:40,631 All right, all right, all right! 123 00:13:18,778 --> 00:13:23,010 - Turn it off. I mean it! - I�m gonna do it. 124 00:13:23,082 --> 00:13:26,051 I�m gonna smash it! 125 00:13:26,119 --> 00:13:28,781 ...and he�d also have to have a wonderful sense of humor, 126 00:13:28,855 --> 00:13:33,883 because I would want to be with him all the time, all day and all night long- 127 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,485 to cook for him and to clean for him, 128 00:13:36,562 --> 00:13:39,656 to listen to him and to learn from him. 129 00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:43,224 And like Snow White, I would know my prince immediately. 130 00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,566 All he�d have to do is kiss me. 131 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:52,133 - Me? - just once. 132 00:13:56,382 --> 00:14:00,876 Mother! Mother! 133 00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:05,117 B.A.�s out buying earrings, the Colonel�s out buying cigars... 134 00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:07,455 and Murdock�s out of his mind. 135 00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:11,554 So- So what about me, huh? I mean, what do I get to be out of? 136 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:14,361 You know, we�re supposed to be a team, an equal team. 137 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:18,199 So if they�re out of something, then I�m out of something. 138 00:14:21,574 --> 00:14:26,705 Uh, anybody needs me, I�ll, uh, be in tonight. 139 00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:36,784 Wow! Ma, you�d better see this! 140 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:43,092 - Whoa, Dad! I didn�t know you were a player. - Hey, you better get on the stick. 141 00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:47,462 Um, I got the soul sisters coming over, and, uh, I�m gonna need the space. 142 00:15:00,346 --> 00:15:04,578 Oh, Walter! Find me, Walter, find me. 143 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:08,643 - Huh? - Find me, Walter, find me. 144 00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:13,317 - What? - Find me. Find me, Walter. 145 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:16,520 You mean to... take you? 146 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:19,588 That�s it! That�s it! Take me, Walter. 147 00:15:19,665 --> 00:15:22,930 Take me... in matrimony! 148 00:15:23,002 --> 00:15:24,993 Oh! 149 00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:34,378 Excuse me. Excuse me? 150 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:37,882 - What? - Time to rise and shine. 151 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,783 - Oh, yeah. - It�s time for my morning beauty jog. 152 00:15:40,853 --> 00:15:43,720 Well, what about breakfast? 153 00:15:43,789 --> 00:15:46,587 Oh, that�s all right, honey. You can have breakfast. 154 00:15:46,659 --> 00:15:50,390 Aren�t you going to cook for me? 155 00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:52,454 Cook? 156 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,824 Cook? 157 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,661 Hmm. 158 00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:19,521 - Mmm! - Ahh! 159 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,523 Oh, my goodness, I�ve overslept! 160 00:16:25,698 --> 00:16:29,828 I�ve never overslept in my whole life before, Ward. 161 00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:32,029 Oh, I hope you won�t fire me. 162 00:16:32,104 --> 00:16:35,096 Oh, no, June. 163 00:16:35,174 --> 00:16:37,574 Breakfast will be ready in 10 minutes. 164 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:40,077 Wally! Beaver! 165 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:42,910 Time to get up! It�s a school day! 166 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,743 English muffins? 167 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:48,980 Mm. No, thank you,June. 168 00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:52,684 - Oh, the omelet was great, though,June. - Oh, thank you. 169 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,386 - Wally? - I�ll Pasadena, Ma. 170 00:16:55,461 --> 00:17:00,194 - Ah! Good morning, family. How are you? - Good morning. 171 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:03,133 Good morning. Oh, it�s such a beautiful day! 172 00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:05,796 Now, eat your eggs before they get cold, Beaver. 173 00:17:05,871 --> 00:17:09,068 - Beaver? What�s she talkin� about? - I don�t know. Keeps calling me Wally. 174 00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:12,599 What do you say we go up to the coast, and run a game on a couple of chicks? 175 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,374 I�d love to, kid, but I got a date with a couple of felons. 176 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:18,212 Mmm.! Mom, what is this, chutney? 177 00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:20,844 june. Boys. 178 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:25,084 I got something I want to say to all of you. 179 00:17:25,157 --> 00:17:27,523 I-I just want you all to know that- 180 00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:30,790 Oh, Whoa. Gee, What is it, Dad? 181 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:35,725 Gosh, I, uh- I wanted to say- 182 00:17:36,902 --> 00:17:41,134 that, well, I can�t believe it. 183 00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:45,667 You just about made me the happiest man, on this face of the earth. 184 00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:48,771 Oh. Thank you, Ward. 185 00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:52,247 What a dad! 186 00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:03,886 Are you enjoying yourself, Poindexter? 187 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:07,126 Oh, no, sir, Mr. Beasley. I wouldn�t do that, sir. No, sir. 188 00:18:07,199 --> 00:18:09,133 Good. 189 00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:22,912 - Hello? - I�m sorry to disturb you at work, Ward, 190 00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:25,644 but I think you should come home right away. 191 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:30,018 - I�m worried about Wally. - Oh, sure, June, sure. 192 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:35,819 - Side, come on, and side! - All the way! Move those legs! 193 00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:37,863 Hello.! I�m home.! 194 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,023 - Oh, hi, Dad. - Hello, Ward. 195 00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,533 - Hey, what�s going on here? - Oh, everything�s fine. 196 00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,796 - Didn�t happen to see the van outside, did you? - No. 197 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,100 - Hey, no van. - Torch it, Vito. 198 00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:51,303 - This looks like a one-gallon house. - What do you mean? What�s going on? 199 00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:57,179 Uh, well, in my line of work, Dad, there are times, when you have to stand up to life�s, eh, underbelly. 200 00:18:57,249 --> 00:19:01,743 See, a lonely, defenseless widow asked our help, in smashing a loan-shark operation. 201 00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:05,518 Unfortunately, my cover�s been exposed, unbeknownst to the rest of the A-Team. 202 00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:09,994 - So you think you could help me, Dad? - You borrowed money from loan sharks? 203 00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:14,795 Yeah. Actually, these guys have been pretty reasonable as far as- 204 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,960 collateral�s concerned. 205 00:19:17,036 --> 00:19:20,472 Collateral? What do you mean? What kind of collateral? 206 00:19:20,539 --> 00:19:24,031 Oh, the house, the furniture, your car. 207 00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:29,376 - Come on, Dad. There must be some loot lying around here somewhere. - I�m broke! We�re broke! 208 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,416 We�re broke, Ward? Huh. 209 00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:34,612 - Hey, this is a two-gallon house. - Okay, guys. Take it away. 210 00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:37,383 No.! No.! Please, no.! 211 00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:40,425 Not the TV! Anything but the TV! 212 00:19:43,229 --> 00:19:46,494 Now, listen. For those slim-lookin� thighs, you have to kick �em to the skies! 213 00:19:46,565 --> 00:19:49,193 And one and lift. Lift. 214 00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:52,635 - Six, seven. A few more. Come on. One, - Hey, how did you do that, huh? 215 00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:55,572 - And what�s with the cutie-pie, huh? -Ohh! 216 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:59,544 Better look out for Alzado. He is steaming over that call. 217 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:02,240 - That was cute, huh? - With the foot. 218 00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:06,751 Hey, let me just show you something a little cuter, all right? 219 00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:09,481 - No! - Good-bye! 220 00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:14,592 Where�s the quarterback? Where�s the quarterback? 221 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,857 - It�s him, right over there, the fat guy.! - Oh, me? 222 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,899 - The quarterback! Aah! - No, don�t! 223 00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:22,763 Don�t! 224 00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:32,676 I�m gonna take your eyeballs! I�m gonna chew on the right one! 225 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:35,236 I�m gonna take the left one- Walter, Walter, Walter! 226 00:20:35,314 --> 00:20:39,444 If you want tighter buns, you�ve gotta run, run, run. You really do. It�s great for the cardiovascular. 227 00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:42,487 Now, all you have to do is just lift those legs- 228 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:45,816 Do a really good job of it. 229 00:20:45,891 --> 00:20:49,987 - Things are looking good, Mom. I think the green guy�s the Colonel. - Oh. 230 00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:55,466 I�m gonna chew on the right one! 231 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:57,934 I�m gonna take your neck and twist it around your back! 232 00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:02,030 - Walter, name that tune! - Mr. Lange- 233 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:04,598 - Come on! - You can do it! Come on. Listen. 234 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,111 No! 235 00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:10,876 You garbage, animal! I�m gonna show you what a wimp you are... 236 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,884 in front of 20 million people. 237 00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:16,581 Then I�m gonna turn you over to my boys here to finish the light work! 238 00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:22,760 Ahh, you like that very much! 239 00:21:25,464 --> 00:21:29,025 - Stop! Stop! Stop! - Try another one! 240 00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:31,763 Huh! All right. 241 00:21:31,837 --> 00:21:35,329 Now, I�m the one that�s gonna tell you how it�s gonna be! 242 00:21:35,908 --> 00:21:40,936 Walter Poindexter of Pacoima, come on down! 243 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:50,284 "Three Blind Mice" was the name of the tune. 244 00:21:50,356 --> 00:21:52,790 - Walter! - You can do it.! 245 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:01,791 Sorry to come barging in. Have you seen Michael? 246 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:04,233 The car.! Take the car.! 247 00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:10,840 - How dare you! - You stand to make just as much money as I do if Jasmine is successful. 248 00:22:12,578 --> 00:22:14,739 Take that, sucker! 249 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:18,840 Walter, you only have 12 seconds left and seven tunes to name. 250 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:23,320 You can do it. Pay attention. There�s $100,000 Walter. 251 00:22:23,389 --> 00:22:25,482 - Walter,you can do it.! - Stop it! 252 00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:28,253 - Don�t you tell me to stop it! - Shut up! 253 00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:30,261 Please, leave me alone! 254 00:22:30,329 --> 00:22:33,093 Here�s Walter! 255 00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:36,259 "Hiyo.!" Mr. McMahon! 256 00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:39,395 Oh, please, help me, Mr. McMahon. What do I do? 257 00:22:39,471 --> 00:22:42,372 What are you asking me for? I�m just a character on television. 258 00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:45,410 I�m not real. Go ahead. Try. 259 00:22:45,477 --> 00:22:48,640 - Go ahead. Don�t be afraid. - Me, me.! Over here, over here.! 260 00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:51,148 Just gimme the box now.! You see? 261 00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:54,049 - Shadows. Light and shadows. - Not real. 262 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,520 That�s the whole trouble with this, Walter. None of this is real. 263 00:22:57,589 --> 00:23:01,889 That�s right, Walter. Don�t be such a wimp, watching the boob tube all the time. 264 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,691 Yeah, tune us off. Tune into people like your wife and kids. 265 00:23:05,764 --> 00:23:08,426 Yeah, turn it off!. Yeah, turn it off!. Turn it off!. 266 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,968 - Turn it off!. Turn it off!. - Turn it off. 267 00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:15,097 Turn it off!. Turn it off!. Turn it off!. 268 00:23:15,174 --> 00:23:19,235 Turn it off!. Turn it off!. Turn it off!. 269 00:23:19,311 --> 00:23:22,747 - Turn it off!. Turn it off!. Turn it off!. - I�ll turn it off!. I�ll turn it off!. 270 00:23:22,815 --> 00:23:25,579 Turn it off!. Turn it off!. I�ll turn it off!. 271 00:23:36,628 --> 00:23:39,153 Walter.! 272 00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:42,291 Walter, come to bed, please.! 273 00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:48,067 Just turn off the TV for once and come to bed, please.! 274 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:50,301 I�m lonely. 275 00:23:50,302 --> 00:24:01,302 Ripped by Bornholm 22415

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