All language subtitles for Albert_ R. N. (War Drama 1953) Anthony Steel_ Jack Warner . Robert Beatty

Lieutenant Norton,
United States Navy Air Force.

Lieutenant Norton,
you will understand this

is a camp for Naval officers.

You will be treated
with respect to which

your rank entitles you.

Well, that'll be a change.

Oh, you have a complaint?

Yes I have.

Why have I been kept out
in that cooler for a month?

That's a formality.

It's against the convention.

I'm a registered prisoner of war.

Six weeks ago, I was
interrogated then.

Oh, it's over now.

You will be comfortable here.

In other camps, they
always want to get away.

Here, everybody is content.

What's the matter?
The war over?

You will be taken to Captain Maddox,
a senior British officer here.

Well, that's that.

- Did they get out all right?
- Yes, sir. Just about.

It was quite a fall.

- What about the gear?
- It's all set, sir.

The prettiest wiring job I ever did.

I did tell them they'd
never make it, sir.

- Too bad, eh, Henry?
- Yes, sir.

I reckon there's approximately
950 man hours down the drain.

Yes.

Well they'll find the
entrance now all right.

Take it back from there.

Oh, Reed.

Sir.

[MUSIC - BING CROSBY,
"DID YOUR MOTHER COME FROM IRELAND"]

Must we have, "Does your mother
come from Ireland" again?

What's wrong with
"Does your mother come from Ireland?"

Well, couldn't we have something...

Scottish, like "Annie Laurie"?

Why not?
It's a lovely song.

We're having "Does your mother
come from Ireland" and liking it.

Foreigner.

- Hey, what's the idea?
- Sorry, Joe. Your week's up.

Um, seven minutes ago actually.

It's room 13's turn.

That takes care of mother.

By the way, if anyone's interested,

there's a lecture in the dining hall
tonight, Brewing for Beginners.

What was that item?

Oh, hello, Brewing for Beginners.

- Practical or theoretical?
- Theoretical.

Pity.

Have you got any chocolate?
I'm craving prune.

Sorry, I'm allergic to prunes.

I know what you mean.
Very tricky.

Hello, Hermann.

This is an unexpected surprise.
Looking for trouble?

Aye, Captain Maddox.

Hey, fellas, look
what's here, a new boy.

Right.
We'll take care of it.

Come on in.

Welcome to the camp.

Norton, sir, lieutenant,
United States Navy Air Force.

Well, let's get you fixed up.

Here, I'll take this.

There's a free bunk here,
so you're home and dry.

Oh, thanks.

I won't introduce you to everybody.
You'll soon sort them out.

When you settle down, just come
in and have a chat with me.

OK. Now, give him time, boys.

Johnny good luck.

My name is Barton, Royal Marines.

You're the first new
we've had for three months.

How long since you've been in England?

A couple of months.

What's the food situation
like there now?

Geoff, you better get
your gear out of here.

My name's Reed, Canadian Navy.

What part of the states you from?

Ah, from Texas.

Wide open spaces, right?

Yeah.
That's right.

So is it true no one
ever gets out of here?

Now, who could have told you that?

You'll get used to it after a while.

A month in that damn
cell and now they...

how long 've you been here?

3 and 1/2 years.

3 and 1/2...

Oh God.

Captain Maddox,
I'm sorry to inform you

that your recent activities
make it necessary to impose

certain restrictions.

Such as?

As from tomorrow,
a curfew will be imposed at 21:00.

Dogs will be loose in the
compound to see that prisoners

remain in their huts.

May I remind you gentlemen
that reprisals for attempted escape

are forbidden by the
Geneva Convention?

Ah, these are not reprisals,
Captain Maddox.

They are... what shall we call them?

Security measures.

Perhaps, uh, in a little while,
we may relax restrictions

if there are no more incidents.

Captain, tell me something,
when you were a prisoner in England

during the last war,
I suppose you never tried to escape.

Indeed, five times, I tried.

Well...

Sorry, but...

It's all right.

I understand.

Good night.

Who's he going to be when he grows up?

He's called Albert.

Looks like an Albert, don't you think?

He stinks.
Hello, sir.

Carry on, please.

Now, gentlemen, we're
confined to barracks

after 21:00 hours for playing
with our buckets and spades.

Mr. Schultz's doing.

Blimey, this place will soon be a ruddy
black hole of Calcutta at this rate.

It's not exactly a Rose Garden now.

Hey, how do you get in
on this tunneling racket anyway?

You're in a mighty hurry, aren't you?

Yeah, I am.

I'm from Texas and I want out.

Take it easy, kid.
Take it easy.

This place has its
advantages, you know?

Such as?

You get time to think, time to potter,

time to do what amuses you
for as long as it amuses you.

What do you mean?
You like it here?

I didn't say that.

I just don't believe in
exercise for its own sake.

That's all tunneling is for sure.

All quick and clean
through the wire either.

The trouble with you is you're all

too busy using your backs and
muscles to think your way out.

While we've been digging,
you've been thinking.

That was big of you.

Maybe I have.

Uh, knock off, will you?

Yes?

Ainsworth, sir?

Come in then.

I don't get that guy.

He's all right.

He doesn't seem to mind being here.

He just takes it.

He hasn't got any get up and go.

Let's see how much
you've got after four years.

Well, I won't be around
long enough to find out.

And that's for sure, cousin.

Well, I'll say goodbye, old boy, in
case I don't see you in the morning.

Well, it really is an
excellent likeness.

Thank you very much, Ainsworth.

My wife would be delighted.

Glad you like it, sir.

Um, you have a fiance,
haven't you, Ainsworth?

Yes.

Yes I have, sir.

In a way, you know, it's harder
on them at home that it is on us.

It's so easy to let all this become
the reality and not the dream.

Yes, sir.

Are they very depressed about Mabel?

Well, let's try and
think of something new now.

I, um, I have an idea, sir.

- You have?
- It's only an idea.

I'd like to have
given it more thought,

but now that Mabel is gone.

You'd like to make it official?

- Yes, sir.
- Oh, splendid.

Well, look, there's a concert in
the compound tomorrow morning.

We'll have a meeting of
the escape committee after that.

I think we've had tunnel vision
for some time, at any rate.

It isn't that, is it?

No, sir.
Or through the wire.

Oh.

Well, keep it to
yourself for the moment.

You know there are times when
I wish I could have a crack myself.

They're a couple of fine boys, sir.

Yes.

Yes.

I should like to have
seen David again.

Torpedoed.

- Is this yours, Hank?
- Yeah.

I won it in a raffle.

Still waiting for someone
to show me how to drive it.

- Would you mind?
- Go ahead.

Give the understudies
away, Jim will you?

Yeah.

That's Gerty, our hide-y hole.

Everything's safe in Gerty.

And the goons appreciate culture.

Bring on the dogs, Schultzy-boy.

Joe.

Hey, Joe.

Oh, Joe's conked out already.

If you want to know,
I was thinking about the big maple

tree in my garden.

Mary says it's in bud again.

We got one down in Texas.

Every fall, the thing just dries up.

Only tree for miles around.

She got across to see it on leave.

Climbed up and sat in it,
she said, in uniform and all.

She should have more sense.

Fine thing for a man to
have his wife climbing trees.

Young married women can do
worse when they're on their own

than climb trees.

And better.

I knew a married woman once who...

Oh, what the hell?

Oysters.

Yes, yes a dozen oysters.

Then a.

Oh, no, no, I had that last night.

...and a steak.

Yes, a thick, red,
juicy, underdone steak.

...had five.

Across the compound.

Under the trip wire two minutes.

Get them to create a
diversion on the other side.

Through the first
wire, oh, about five minutes.

She's young and pretty.

And so many chaps were
on edge around her.

Good-looking chaps.

If only I could see her,
talk to her, tell her

it's going to be all right.

Preserve a small harmony

and help us to find patience
to bear with one

another in our captivity.

God bless all our loved ones at home.

...they may be in your loving

care this night and always and
that we may be safely restored.

She won't drive, Henry.

Look, away you and help
the old man with his garden.

You know nothing about ships.

You only got into the British Navy
because we ran short of humans.

I could have joined
our own navy, you know.

Your what?

The Irish Navy.

We have four corps vets
and they're lovely ships.

Naturally, they're Clyde-built.

Come on, Henry, the old man.

What price a ticket
to California now, uh?

A fortress.

No, a straggler.

Probably been left behind.

Yeah. Like us.

Hey, what about this going
through the wire business?

What about it?

Well, when you go, will you take me?

Look when you go through
the wire, boy, you go alone.

Come on.
It's time to get in.

You are the new man, aren't you?

- Yeah, that's right.
- Sir.

Where I come from,
we don't call any man sir, sir.

Here you will obey regulations.

Yeah, sir.

That is not an ordinary watch.

It's not a watch.

It's a chronometer.

Take it off.
It is against regulations.

Who says so?

Do you hear?
Take it off.

Keep it on, Texas,
unless you can recite the regulation

it's against.

I do not carry the
regulations in my head.

You can always put it in
writing to Captain Maddox.

[MUSIC - ROSSINI, "OVERTURE TO
WILLIAM TELL"]

Come on. We're late.

You don't have to be
around the bend, but it helps.

Yeah.

All here, sir.

Thank you.

Window?
Yes, sir.

- Door?
- Right.

All right. Let's start.

Petition of Lieutenant Ainsworth.

Fire away, Ainsworth.

Well, sir, all our
plans to date have only

getting past the wire from the inside,

under it, over it, and through it.

Right.

But there's one time each week when
we're on the outside of the wire.

Why don't we start from there?

Uh?

- You mean the Thursday bath party?
- Yes, sir.

Well, go ahead.

It's really very simple, sir.

Nine men go out of this room
and eight come back.

Quite.

And there happens to be
a count at the main gate.

Out and in.

That, sir, is where Albert comes in.

Albert?

And who is Albert?

Sorry, I had forgot.

You haven't met him officially yet.

What the devil is this?

So far he isn't on his best.

He's only papier-mach in size.

Bit anemic-looking, isn't he?

I just have to paint him, of course.

He's a little bit thin on top as well.

I should need volunteers for hair,
eyelashes, eyebrows.

Oh, that's you, Henry.

But what exactly does Albert do?

He marches back in
place of the chap who

stays behind in the wash house.

Marches back?

You mean he's got a body?

He will have.
It's under control.

Just a minute.

If Albert marches back,
he's also got to march out.

Then where are you?

- You've got one too many to start with.
- No, sir.

Albert doesn't march out at all.
What's that?

He goes out in bits
distributed amongst us.

After the showers, it's
just a question of eight

men dressing becoming nine.

Oh brother.

But Ainsworth, do you really think

that Albert here would pass
muster for a Naval officer

in broad daylight?

- When I have finished him, yes, sir.
- But wait a minute.

What about this fellow
we've left in the bath house?

What's he going to be doing?

You know the disused latrine
behind the showers.

He nips in there and waits
until we've marched off.

As soon as the coast is
clear, he's on his way.

Well, what's the verdict? Joe?

Well, sir anything is
better than tunneling,

the way I feel at the moment.

Henry?

I'll let you know when
Albert's fooled me, sir.

Jim?

It's worth a try, sir.

Well, Ainsworth,
the idea is approved in principle,

but final terms must
be reserved until we've

seen Albert in action.

All right. Committee adjourned.

I think you're flying a bit high,
you know, but good luck.

Well, holding out on us, eh?

Why didn't you tell us?

I hadn't quite worked out the details.

How long is it going to
take you to finish it?

About a week.
Making it's easy.

It was the thinking
that took the time.

Ooh, that's for you.

OK, OK.

Texas, here I come.

He ought to be all
right when he's painted.

What key are we doing it in?
Eight flat?

Hey, wake up.
What's the matter?

What are you dreaming about?

Just thinking about the last time
I did this, for a female audience.

Where was that?

Uh, some of us gave a show for
a lot of reds down at Plymouth.

- Plymouth?
- Yeah, Plymouth.

How about those dames in Plymouth?

Ooh.

There was one little
blonde, petty officer.

Keep talking.
I'm listening.

I never thought flat
shoes and a sailor hat

could send me up the wall, but ooh,

those Mediterranean blue eyes.

I was even thinking
of marrying the kid.

It has its complications.

Whoa, you haven't lived yet.

Have you ever been to Grimsby?

I had a dish there once that...

Come on.
We've got a show to do.

[MUSIC - ELVIS PRESLEY,
"FRANKIE AND JOHNNY"]

Frankie and Johnny were lovers.

Oh Lordy, how they could love.

They swore to be true each other, just

as true as the stars above.

He was her man, but
he's done her wrong.

Frankie and Johnny went walking.

Johnny had on a new suit.

You know, Hank, old
man, I'm more for Albert

hitting the jackpot.

I do think three haircuts in
one week is taking it a bit far.

You should worry
I'm short of 24 eyebrows.

- Hey, Geoff.
- Yes?

- How will that do?
- Well, that's fine.

Thanks.

Cut any more off,
your brain would show through.

Oh, go on and play with your cards.

- Hey, Geoff.
- Yep?

Take a look at these.

My kid did them.

- It looks good, Jim
- Think so?

I think he's got something.

This one's supposed to be me.

I love the ears.
They look like rabbits.

- Is this a Picture of him?
- Yeah.

He just turned four.

He's a husky looking kid.

Seems funny to have a
kid you've never seen.

I expect he'll be chucking me
around when I get home.

Madison?

Well, she sent me this.

Had it taken specially.

Very nice.

See, she's wearing the ring.

So she is.

Say, Albert's coming
on fine, isn't he?

When's the great day?

Pretty soon now.

Does, um, Alison know
what you look like?

I've sent her sketches.

I don't think it really
matters to a woman

what a man looks like.

Just as well.

You know, I can't work
you two out at all.

Writing away to each other.
It must be four years now.

Not bad for strangers.

We stopped being that
a long while ago.

All through knitting a pair
of socks for the Red Cross.

It's going to be quite
some day when you two

meet for the first time ever.

You know, there's one thing
I'm most curious about.

What's that?

Her voice.

Sometimes at night I hear it,
especially when it's raining.

It's deep, but at the same time soft.

I wonder what it's really like.

Maybe you'll soon know.

Yeah.

Are you going to marry
her when you get back?

Hmm?

Alice?

Yes.

Yes, of course.

And another cell right there.

No where near it.

How do you spell monotony?

P-O-W.

Who are we short of?

He's checking up on Schultz.

How are you getting on
behind there you two?

A couple of minutes, sir,
and Albert will be with you.

High time too.

Do you honestly think
it will work, sir?

Well, it's ingenious and daring.

Too daring if you ask me.

He's got to come out in
full view of the guards at pretty

close range and I don't see
any dummies standing up to there.

Well, we'll have a chance to judge
for ourselves in a minute.

...is your wife still stationed
at Plymouth, Brennan?

Yes, sir.

She runs the canteen and HMS Jessup.

That's the shore bass
across the town, isn't it?

That's it.

- Did I tell you she'd been promoted?
- No. What's her rank now?

Chief Petty Officer.

- Young for that, isn't she?
- 26.

You ruddy kidnapper.

It was her idea.

Funny, I'd always meant
to marry a brunette.

Maybe you did.

Me, I like them any color.

- Come on, roll.
- OK. Come on.

- What do we got?
- And a four.

That's it.

Hello, seven.

We're safe from Schultz tonight.
Herman says he's out of camp.

Good.

And what's more, I know why, sir.

He's got a bit of
crackling in the village.

Even a snake has a love life, huh?

- All set, sir, when you're ready.
- OK, Craig.

- Yes, sir.
- All right. Go ahead, Ainsworth.

Hank, Bongo,
Stand by the curtains, will you?

OK, fellas, come on.
Let's see the big show.

You know what they
say down in Missouri?

- What?
- You got to show me.

I got to see this.

If we hadn't got the
gramophone this week,

we could have an overture.

Ta-da.

Well, what do you know?

It's large as life
and twice as natural.

Have a drag, Albert.

Nice work, Geoff.

After the war, you come to Hollywood.

We've got just the job there for
you making the stars look

like people.

Let's have a closer
view of him, Ainsworth.

Put him in the chair there.

- Isn't that wonderful?
- It's really great.

Sit down Albert.
Make yourself at home.

Here, Albert.

Just make yourself comfortable.

Well, sir, what do you think?

Yes.

Yes. I think he'd pass muster.

- What about you, Brennan?
- With a bit of luck, yes, sir.

Henry?

How on Earth did you
make his legs work?

- Psychology.
- Huh?

Did you see them moving?

Well, no.

Well, that's because they didn't.
They just dangled.

No one ever looks at feet in a crowd.

Well, that's true enough.

- What about you Adam?
- I'm sold.

I swear he winked at me.

I'm quite proud of his eyes, made from
the two halves of a ping pong ball.

So that's where it went.

Look out. Schooley is coming.

- What do we do?
- Get rid of him.

No, stand fast, all of you.

Yeah, that's an idea.
Let's try him out.

- Hammock stations.
- OK.

You over there.

Mail up everybody.

...the book you're reading.

- It's called The Discontented Ass.
- One for Erickson.

Thank you.

Nothing new, Texas.

Two for you, sire.

Thank you.

Six for lieutenant Reed.

One for lieutenant Ainsworth.
Excuse me.

It's just one of his spells.

He's often like this in the evenings.

He's doing his yoga.
Leave him alone.

Oh.

Oh, well... I'll be getting along then.

See you later, sir.

Good night.

Well, congratulations, Ainsworth.

But you still haven't explained how
you get him out to the bath house.

Well, that's easy, sir.

That's all there is to it, sir.

Wow.

We'll have a committee meeting
in the morning and set a date.

- Good night.
- Good night, sir.

- Did you hear what he said?
- Passed with honors.

Nice work, Geoff.
Come on.

Let's set him up again, huh?

Sure enough.

Hey, just look at those eyes.

Got little red veins in them.

Yeah. He's been hitting
the bottle a bit I think.

Eye strain. He's an accountant.

He's been busy cooking
the books all night.

No, no, no, no.

He's a songwriter, eyes full of soul.

Liver, I think.

I still say he's an intellectual.

No, with hair like that,
he's bound to be a violinist.

What do you say, Geoff?

Well if we'd all seen him the
same way, I'd be worrying,

but now I know I've got it.

Got what?

The character I wanted,
a complete nonentity, Mr. Nobody,

Mr. Everybody.

There's no such person.

Isn't there?

...the world is full of Alberts.

...be on the bus or tube

and seen them, sitting in their rows

all turned out in the
same assembly line.

Look at them.
Clueless.

Nothing moves unless you push it.

Doesn't have to think,
make decisions, no confusion,

no frustration, no worries.

It's all worked out for him.
He just falls into line.

The final product of the modern world.

There he sits, the truly free man.

You call that free?

Not where I come from.

For my money, you
might as well be dead.

Don't worry.
I was... I was only thinking.

Actually, I made him that way so the
goons wouldn't remember his face.

Well, here's to Albert,
the most forgettable

character I ever met.

Don't be too hard on him, Geoff.

After all, he's the guy who's
going to get you out of here.

Yes.

We'll have to start
getting clothes, money,

and papers together for you.

Which route are you taking, Geoff?
North or south?

I don't know.

Well, there's plenty of time for that,
but you better stow him right away.

He's been hanging
around here long enough.

You do it.
It's good practice for you.

What's with him?

Eh, temperament.

- Am I butting in on anything?
- No, Jim.

You'll be used to the idea by morning.

What idea?

That any moment now,
you'll be lamming out of here.

What makes you think I'm going?

It's why you made Albert, isn't it?

Yes, I suppose so.

Geoff, you do want to
get out of here, don't you?

I'll go when my turn comes.

Sure, but you're first.
It's an unwritten law.

It's also an unwritten law
that we share and share alike.

I made Albert for the room.

Yeah.

I just tried telling
them that in there.

Sorry, chaps.

I think it's a great idea, but I'd
rather one of you tried it out, first.

- Now you're being ridiculous.
- Am I?

You and most of the others have
got something to go back for,

or someone. I haven't.

I never had time to be
anything or do anything much.

You're an artist.

- What about your work?
- I can do that anywhere.

Oh, don't give me that.

Nothing worthwhile was
ever born in a bag, Geoff.

And that goes for art, too.

Besides, there's... there's Alison.

That's different.

We never had anything to miss,
so we don't miss it.

Oh, no. That's not it.

And you know it.

You're afraid, Geoff.

You've lived so long
in a dream that you

just can't face up to reality.

Here, you've got a chance to get out

and find out what she's really like,
and you're shying away from it.

- No, I'm not, Jim.
- No?

Then there's only one
way of proving it.

Get going and get out of here.

That's life. Out there, Geoff.

Don't crowd me, Jim.

Give me time.

OK, OK.

Well, come on.

Let's get out of here before the goons
start using us for target practice.

I've got everything on
including my May West,

and I'm still cold.

Good old May.

She saved my life at Anzio,
but I didn't figure I'd have

to sleep with her
for the rest of my life.

Just how many more times
do you have to crack that one?

Just every night.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I say, Geoff.

- Geoff.
- Hm?

Don't forget to send us
the menu from

with all you had ticked off.

Oh, and the wine list, of course.

I want the drool.

Don't forget, they still
got a war on back there.

They still drink, don't they?

I used to go to a little
pop outside Plymouth

up on the moor.

I used to take Honey there.

The wheat sheath?

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Afterwards, we used to walkout
down through the heather.

Man, her hair would shine
like gold in the moonlight.

Oh, brother, look at that.

Soulful Sigfried must be on tonight.

Close the dunkle, somebody.

Aw, let him look.

Poor guy's sex starved,
just like the rest of us.

You're all so damn keen to get home.
Why don't we do something about it?

Listen to who's talking,
the lucky guy.

We've always shared alike
in this room, haven't we?

Shut up, Geoff.

That's how I want it to be with Albert.

What, that?

You mean to say you
want us to draw for him?

Why not?
Give me the cards, Hank.

Geoff, are you crazy?
Albert's your idea, man.

You've got to have first go of.

There's a card for everyone.
The highest wins.

Don't do it, Geoff.

You'll change your
mind in the morning.

That's the way he wants it,
let him have it.

Ace counts high.

Take one.

Where is yours?

I hope this makes you very happy.

Come on, fellas.

Let's get on the merry-go-round.

Ready chaps?

Close the dunkles, Geoff.

Yeah?

Schoolie's here, sir.

Hi, carry on.

I must remind you that
this is top secret

and must not be discussed
outside this room.

It is the BBC 9 o'clock news.

Last night, the RAF
carried out the heaviest

raid yet made on Berlin.

Over 2,300 tons of bombs were dropped.

26 of our aircraft failed to return.

During the day,
American heavy bombers,

again, attacked objective sin
Western Germany.

56 German fighters were destroyed.

For the fourth month in succession,

the number of U-boats sunk
exceeded that of merchant

vessels lost by enemy action.

Speaking at the Mansion
House this afternoon,

Mr. Churchill said that before
the leaves of autumn fall,

liberation will be at hand.

Good night, chaps.

- Good night, Schoolie.
- Good night, Schoolie.

If anybody's interested,
I drew the ace of spades.

Come in.

Ah, Erickson. You all set?

That's right, sir.

But before leaving,
I'd like to make one last request.

Uh-huh.

See this drawing Geoff made of me?

Would you take care of it, please?

And in case anything happens,
make sure it reaches my next of kin?

Well, certainly.

I wrote her address down on
the back of her picture, here.

Marlene Fraser.

Next of kin?

Well, you know, almost.

Well, I hope you make it.

- Good luck.
- Thank you, sir.

I always thought I'd be going out
of here in a straight jacket.

Well, don't let Albert
talk him out of it.

Oh, don't you worry about that, sir.

Come on, boys. It's time to go.

Good luck boys.

So long.

I'll write you a letter.

This is the worst of it.

Here is a special announcement

given out by the fuhrer's
headquarters in Berlin.

In reprise of our British and
American terror bombing

of German women and children,
large forces of the Luftwaffe

attacked strategic targets
in Britain last night.

The towns of Southampton,
Plymouth, and Liverpool

were left in smoldering ruins.

Are those ruins still smoldering?

Left turn, left.

Forward march.

Halt.

...march.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

No sign of them yet.

Take it easy, sir.

It's assembling Albert
that bothers me, you know?

That, and getting him out of
the bathhouse, of course.

Well, they've rehearsed it enough.

Well, they'll make it, all right.

I don't envy Fred at this moment.

Don't you, Henry?

You are right.
I do.

March.

Halt.

Forward march.

It's Albert, sir.

They've made it.

In you go.
Sit down.

You deserve it.

Everything ship-shape, Ainsworth?

- Went through without a hitch, sir.
- Well done.

I hate to do it again tomorrow, though.

Me, too.

It's the last party of
the day, so Fred could

take his time getting out.

Guess it'll be evening
roll call in a minute.

We'll have them in
the middle file, sir.

Should work out all right.

Well, try and keep it up for a week.
That'll give Erickson a real chance.

Yeah, that Fred's a lucky guy.

Tonight, he'll be sleeping
out under the stars.

...up in a women's labor camp,
more likely.

If he does, he'll be
there for the duration.

...the most
popular girl in camp.

With any luck, he should be in
Lubeck tomorrow, looking for a ship.

Hey, poor old Albert.

You guys ever think that
when we're all out of here,

he'll be left alone, holding the Fort?

Listen, gentlemen.

Let's face it.

Any plan, even the best of them,
depends, to a great extent, on luck.

If Erickson gets through,
he'll have used up a lot of it.

Albert will fall in on
a roll call every day

for a week to give
Erickson a fair chance.

After that, Albert will go
into dry dock for a spell.

Dry dock? Well, for how long?

- A month at least.
- A month?

- That's a lifetime.
- I'm sorry.

You must try to be patient.

- Why do we have to be patient?
- I said a month, Norton.

That's orders.

Yes, sir.

Wonder what Schultz is going to do.

Blow up or burst into flames?

Look at the old man's face.

He can't wait to tell them.

Yeah, it's all right for him.

He knows he's got to stay here.

You'll get your chance to go.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm not waiting.

I'm going to go right
through that wire.

No girl is worth it.

Not even one in a sailor hat.

Herr Capitan, I'm happy to inform you

that we're one man short today.

I'm sorry to hear that, Herr Capitan.

You know what?

Young Mike starts
the school next term.

Yeah?

Come on.
Snap out of it, Geoff.

You'll get a letter next mail.

You know damn well I won't.
I don't.

Why shouldn't you?

Because she stopped
writing, that's why.

I haven't heard a
line for over a month.

Well, that doesn't mean anything.

There must be a lot of mail
that's going west to the rate.

Well, I should have known, Jim.

When it happened, there was nothing
else she could do but just not write.

When what happened

When she found someone else.

Oh, come off it, Geoff.

Well, why not, Jim?

It had to happen sooner or later.

Well, don't talk drivel after she's
waited for four years for you.

That's just it. Four years.

And I'm still here.

And he's there.

She never even set eyes on me.

- What are you going to do about it?
- What do you expect me to do?

Put in for compassionate leave?

I say, Geoff, do you know what?

Someone in room four has just offered
me 5,000 cigarettes for Albert.

What? Well,
how'd he find out about it?

Well, I don't know.

Bound to leak out sometime,
I suppose. Too good a story not to.

What did you say?

I just told him
I didn't know anyone of that name.

I was a stranger around here.

Good.

Oh, by the way,
we're having the next draw

as soon as the match is over.

Yeah, I know.
We're coming right over.

Well, jolly good luck.
See you in prison.

All right, I know.

Maybe I'll win the draw.

Why wait for the draw?

Why not just step up
and claim your right to Albert?

It's too late for that, Jim.

I can't go along now
and say, Albert works.

Fred proved it.

My turn, please.

You know, Geoff, the trouble with you

is you dream up a situation
that needs facing,

and then you give yourself
all the reasons for not facing it.

That's not true.

Isn't it?

Now, let's supposing you won the draw.

Would you go?

What's the use of supposing?
It's one chance in eight.

Would you go?

Yes.

Yes, I'd go.

Come in.

Well, what is it, Reed?

It's time for the draw on Albert, sir.

All fixed, eh?

Yes, sir.

There's a cross on every slip.

It's a lot to ask of any man
to give up his chance of freedom.

You sure they're all willing?

I think so, sir.
I've talked to them all.

One or two weren't
very keen on the idea,

but I think I've convinced them.

Texas?

I don't think he'll let us down, sir.

All right.

Let's get going.

Well, how did the game go?

Match abandoned, sir.

Hank hit the ball through the wire.

...to the 1944 league
finals, anyway.

Eight slips.

All right, who's first?

First's as good as last.

No go.

Better luck next time.

So I say, farewell to my..

She's been a happy ship.

She'd better be because
I'm still going to be here.

Texas, here I come.

But not this trip.

Oh, well.

Hampstead will still be there.

How about you, Geoff?

Uh-uh.

This is my luck.

First class ticket to Montreal?

And return.

...it looks like you.

I'll send you a score card from..

Yup.

Somebody will send me one.

Well, who's got it?

Well, somebody must have won it.

Have another look.

I have it.

Nice work.

Good work, Geoff.

Good work.

Glad you made it, Ainsworth.

We'll have the clothes
and papers laid on.

The best of luck.

Thank you, sir.

It's about time you had some luck.

Yeah.

I wouldn't say no to a ticket
to London, bus bombs and all.

Let's get Albert out and
give him a run through.

Good idea.

Hank, you could take
Geoff's place in the drill.

Cutter?

Wait a minute.
I've got a ticket for sale.

Does anybody want to buy it?

My chance on Albert
to the highest bidder.

- Geoff, are you crazy?
- Well, come on.

What am I bid?

No, there's nothing in the whole camp
worth a chance on Albert.

I'll take the highest offer.

OK, I'll give you
my chronometer for it.

Good.
Do I get a better bid?

Aw, Geoff.
For God's sake.

And 200 cigarettes.

Can anyone beat that?

No?

And going, going, gone.

Sold to the gentleman from Texas.

And what exactly has been sold?

My chance on Albert to
the highest bidder, sir.

There it is, and it's all mine.

I'm sorry, the deal's off.

Well, I made him.
I can do what I like with him, sir.

Oh, no you can't, Ainsworth.

You're just one man, but you've
got to think of the whole camp.

Albert is our way out,
not a ruddy prize

on the black market.

Hand him back that slip.

I'm sorry, Norton, but
that's the way it is.

Ainsworth, on Thursday,
when we go to the baths,

see that you have everything ready.

Aye, aye, sir.

The lunch bell has sounded.

Mm.

I heard it.

I'm not hungry.

Are you sick?

I'm sick of sauerkraut and skilly.

I see you still have
your chronometer, Lieutenant Norton.

Yeah.

You are better off without it.

Oh?
How come?

You will count the minutes.
That is bad.

It only makes them pass more slowly.

Yeah, could be.

Come, I'm interested.
What would you take for it?

There's only one thing I want.

That's to get out of here.

Well, let us remain in
the realm of the possible.

This camp is escape proof.

Is it?

What about Fred Erickson?

He made it, didn't he?

Did he?

You know darn well he did.

I know what I know.

Now, let us talk business.

You want some schnapps?

- I don't drink bourbon.
- But you can trade with it.

A bottle a week for so many weeks.

I don't intend to stay here and rot.

You have no alternative, my friend.

Haven't I?

- Well, have it your own way.
- Wait a minute.

You'd like this chronometer,
wouldn't you?

Well?

You can have it in exchange
for a little cooperation.

Cooperation?

You control the lights
at the wire, don't you?

That is so.

Well, they could fail, couldn't they?

When?

The next time we have an air raid?

If you're in the system
committing suicide,

that is your affair.

Danke schoen.

Special announcement.

By order of the
Kommandant, all officers

will assemble on the
parade ground immediately.

Blasted.

- I'll never finish this book.
- You have plenty of time.

Schultz on the war
path again, I'll bet.

I wonder what charming idea
he's thought up this time.

Come on, Geoff.

Sorry.

Go on.

Hey, what's the matter?
You sore at me?

Captain Maddox, gentlemen,
I have bad news for you.

The duties of a prison officer are
not always pleasant.

There are times, however, that we

should forget that we are enemies

and join in common sorrow.

Captain Maddox, I have the sad duty

to bring you the
remains of your comrade,

Lieutenant Frederick
Erickson of Hollywood,

America, who escaped
from this camp last month

and was captured by
the gestapo at Lubeck.

I have his certificate.

He was shot while resisting arrest.

Let me see it.

He will be accorded the same treatment

as though he fell honorably
on the field of battle.

Seems in order.

Here in this casket are his ashes.

The funeral will take
place at noon tomorrow.

And please accept this wreath
with sympathy from the Wehrmarcht

and Kriegsmarine.

Captain Maddox, I salute a
brave man, but a foolish one.

That's all.

You may dismiss the company.

Company dismissed.

Boy, oh, boy.

Hamburg's certainly making it
hard for them tonight, huh?

How many planes do you
think there are, Jim?

500, maybe.

Maybe more.

Watch it.

Damn these as if you were standing

in the middle of Hampton
Heath with neon lights

on your perimeter.

Oh, no.

That's odd.

What?

Boundary lights have gone out.

They've never done that before.

Goons are jittery tonight.

- Let's have some lights.
- Come on.

Close those dunkles.

They're right above us.

I hope noone presses the button
up there by mistake.

What does it matter?

If your number's up,
it's up wherever you are.

That's the way I look at it.

I guess you're right.

If it's a direct hit,
you're just as dead whether you're

in a dugout or a flimsy hut.

Sounds like one of ours in a hurry.

Back to his gin and our women.

So what?

He's done a good job, hasn't he?

You'll be headed that way tomorrow.

And I'll be there waiting for you.

What's the idea?

Come off, I'm getting out.
Wish me luck.

Where you going, kid?

Through the wire the
way Fred planned it,

only I got influence.

But we haven't given you clearance.

Ha. Laugh that one off.

I get mine when I'm through.

You're mad, Tex.

Not yet, but I will be
if I stay here waiting

for my chance on Albert.

For God's sake, Tex, wait.

You forget, I'm a Texan.

You can't fence them in.

They got to get up and go.

- Don't be a bloody fool, man.
- Got to stop him.

Let him go.

He's got a chance on his own.

He's right, Hank.
Let him be.

Douse the lamp.

He's got got to make it, Jim.
He's got to make it.

Let's hope there's a second wave.

Come on, Henry, you
old praying mantis.

If you got any routines,
let's have them now.

Oh God, our Father, with
whom all things are possible...

Give this poor kid a break.

Stretch out your hand to protect him.

The boundary lights are not lit.

Not yet, thank God.

Maybe that's what he
meant by influence.

Can you still see him?

No. Lost him in the shadows.

The lights go on now,
he hasn't got a chance.

...in the name
of Jesus Christ, our Lord.

Amen.

- What's going on here?
- It's Texas, Sir.

He's trying to get
through the wire, sir.

Crazy fool.

All right. Exit stations.

Create a diversion.

He was happy enough.

Playing his guitar,
boasting about his Wren,

until I made Albert.

Then he started counting
the days and the hours,

then the minutes, until
he couldn't wait any longer.

If there hadn't been
an Albert, there...

Geoff, listen to me.
Albert had nothing to do with it.

Hadn't he?
What about Fred?

He died with Albert's blessing.

Now, take it easy, Ainsworth.

Erickson took a chance.

No plan of escape guarantees
safe conduct to the border.

- He just had bad luck.
- Bad luck.

As for young Norton,
his escape was illegal.

If he comes back alive,
he'll face a court

martial for disobeying orders.

I beg to inform your Captain that one

of your officers, Lieutenant Norton,

has been killed while
attempting to escape.

There will, of course, be an inquiry.

I would remind you, gentlemen,
that the record of Marlag-5

remains unblemished.

This camp is still escape proof.

Heil Hitler.

Oh, I'll never know.

I'll never know.

Get up and go.

Poor kid.

He'd have never made it.

All right, that's enough.

- Ainsworth.
- Yes, sir.

You will escape tomorrow
morning through Albert as planned.

Aye aye, sir.

March.

Any sign of them yet, Brennan?

No, sir.

Well, I hope he'll make it.
He's been here long enough.

We all have, for that matter.

Perhaps you'll be lucky next time.

Everything all right at home, Brennan?

Yes, sir.
Thank you.

Bad luck last night, young Norton.

You didn't like him
very much, did you?

No.

He said rather a curious
thing last night,

just after he was shot.

What will you never know, Brennan?

Look, Joe.

How long have we known each other?
25 years?

About that, yes.

I remember scrubbing decks together.

I'm still the same bloke, you know?
In spite of all this.

Can't I help you?

I don't want to pry
into your business.

It was her. I know it was.

It was my Mary.

What?

The woman he was always talking about.

They had an affair.
He said so.

Are you sure of this?

Of course I'm sure.

I might have known.

She was young and pretty.

- What proof have you got?
- Proof? I have no proof.

That's what's sending
me round the bend.

I'm sure of it, but
I'll never really know.

Well, listen, Joe.

Exactly what evidence
have you got that Norton's

girlfriend was your wife?

Enough.

In the Wren, stationed at Plymouth,

working at the canteen,
young, fair, pretty.

It was her, all right.

Well, good heavens, man.

There must be dozens of Wrens stationed

at Plymouth who answer
that description.

Maybe.

But this was my Mary, I know it.

You mean, you've made
up your mind to it?

If you like.

What was that?

Oh, they're back.

Forward march.

Well, all correct, sir.

Went like clockwork.

Good, that's marvelous.

We're actually getting pretty
good at it now, after all this

Albert's even learning
to wash behind the ears.

There.

Now, who's got a cigarette for me?

Oh, not again.

- I'll suffer.
- It's 20 minutes since we left.

Thanks.

Yes, he should be in the woods by now.

Lucky old devil.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Here for room count.

Room count? What for?

To make sure everyone is
back from the bathhouse.

Now, if you please...

Well, if you insist.

Now, look.

- Have you got a pencil?
- Nein.

Wow.

...hasn't got a pencil.

Here you are, Herman.

Thank you.

Use the pointed end of it.

All right.

I'll call them out and
you check them, eh?

Yah, yah.

Aye, sir.

- Erins?
- Sure.

- Brennan?
- Yes, sir.

- Dawson?
- Aye, sir.

- Reed?
- Yes, sir.

- Barton?
- Yes, sir.

- Ainsworth.
- Sir?

And myself.

- There. You satisfied?
- Yah, yah.

Always I'm satisfied.

That's all right, then.

This man was found in the bathhouse

by two guards returning to the camp.

- What happened, Ainsworth?
- We've had a bit of bad luck, sir.

So it seems.

Herman...

So you had a bit of bad luck, huh?

Yes.

- Pity, wasn't it?
- Yeah, tough.

Now, Ainsworth is marked as present.

Why?

The count was correct, Hauptsturmfuhrer.

That cannot be.

Eight names on the list, and nine men.

We have one more
prisoner than we have.

Who is here?
Who is not here?

Answer.

Herman.

A strip search.

You will all line up
against your bunks.

You there, in the chair.
Stand up.

Come on, man.
You heard what Uncle Schultz said.

He's not feeling very well today.

No, he isn't.

- Doesn't look too well, either.
- Take it easy, pal.

Get up, I said.

Well, let's give him a hand, shall we?

What's the matter with that man?

Schultz.

Stop bullying us, will you?

Because you've got a gun in your hand,
you think you're another bloody Hitler.

What did you say?

Why don't you put that gun down?

Let's see how much of a man you are.

Do not provoke me.

You daren't, you filthy,
murdering, degenerate swine.

Throw Albert.

What is going on here?

I wish to lodge the
strongest possible complaint.

He was striking a
defenseless prisoner.

He was intimidating an
officer of the third Reich.

For what reason?

I have reason to believe
he was planning to escape.

Can you get up?

You all right, Ainsworth?

I'm all right.

What is all this nonsense
about one prisoner too many?

Here is the list, Herr Capitan.

Eight names, eight men.

Where is the discrepancy?

A moment ago, there were nine.

Isn't that so?

...wasting my time.

You will leave this
matter to me, Schultz.

Heil Hitler.

Herr Capitan, please
accept my apologies.

Take this man to the hospital, then
to the bunker to await his hearing.

- Herr Capitan.
- Good morning, Herr Capitan.

Good morning.

Nice work, Ainsworth.

Now, gentlemen, let's relax, shall we?

- Brennan.
- Sir?

Can you spare me a minute?
Come in.

Come in here.

- Sit down.
- Thank you, sir.

They sent young Norton's
effects this afternoon.

And I've just been going through them.

I found a picture in his wallet,
and I think you ought to see it.

No.

Why not?

You better face up to
it and get it over.

Suspicion's a poor bedfellow.

I don't want to know.

I think you've got to.

To Texas, from his own honey.

February, 1944.

She's young, she's fair, she's pretty.

- Look.
- No.

Listen, Joe.

You've got to look at this photograph.

If it doesn't show your wife,
you've been worrying

yourself silly for nothing.

If it is her, then you're
no worse off than you are now.

Better, in fact, because
you know exactly where you are.

- Come on, then.
- I can't.

You tell me.

Honey was not your wife.

Texas was right.

She's quite pretty.

You appear to be happy, Ainsworth.

I was until a moment ago.

Stand up when you speak to me.

Take your hands out of your pockets.

Being an artist is no
excuse for slovenliness.

Filth.

Decadent filth.

What's the matter, Schultz?

Did she let you down again tonight?

It's all right, Schultz.
I'm not that much of a fool.

You could hardly shoot me for
attempting to escape from here,

could you?

Perhaps you're right.

There are better uses for a bullet.

Come.

Let us talk business.

Just what are you after?

I wish to know how it was the count

could be correct at the
bathhouse at the main gate

and in the room.

Quite a blow to your pride, wasn't it?

There's no harm in telling me now.

Come, I'll make a bargain with you.

You're pretty good at
making bargains, aren't you?

Yeah, I think so.

But not so good at keeping them.

What do you mean?

Does your new watch keep good time?

What?

Or should I say, chronometer?

An American airman's
chronometer, one I

saw young Texas give you.

Do you suggest that I...

Did he love you so much
that he gave it to you?

- Or was it a bargain?
- That is enough.

A bargain to let him get
through the wire, was that it?

Except you didn't let him
get through the wire.

He was shot while
attempting to escape.

Attempting to escape.

Murdered, you mean.

You fooled him into trusting you,
then shot him in cold blood.

Your confinement has
surely deranged your mind.

I don't think so.

That's what happened,
Schultz, wasn't it?

Well, what if it did?

What are you going to do about it?

When the war is won, I'm
going to see you hanged.

I, too, will warn you.

The war will still be long, and we
shall have to bear with one another

for quite some time yet.

There will be changes.

You will not find your camp
so comfortable in future.

In fact, when I have
finished with you,

you'll wish you had never been born.

All of you.

This is the third day, and
it still hasn't stopped raining.

Might just as well be in England.

I say, listen to this, chaps.

Cousin Tony has been taken
prisoner and is in Stalag 8B.

His mother says, can you
pop round and see him?

Well, the old girl must be cracked.

Is my week up already?

Yes, time flies, doesn't it?

Actually, you had an
extra 3 and 1/2 minutes.

Oh, thank you.

Cheerio, chaps.

So is a farewell to that
old Irish mother of yours.

Listen, how about this?

Poor Basil has been sent
to Canada and is very homesick.

Can you write and cheer him up?

Speaking of cheering people up,
Geoff's due out of the bunker today.

Say, how about rigging up
old Albert to welcome him?

Not a bad idea. Where's the head?

Gerty's got it.

Don't reckon he'll
want to see Albert.

- I don't see why not.
- No?

Maybe Fred and Texas could tell you.

Now, wait a minute, Hank.

Why?

Albert didn't help them much, did he?

Well, that wasn't Geoff's fault.

When it came to his turn,
he didn't do so good, either.

Whatever he did or
whatever he didn't do,

I say we should forget all about it.

And for once, Joseph,
I agree with you.

Thank you, Henry.

OK.

That goes for Albert, too.

We're better off without him.

He was just a gag that didn't work.

All the same, it was
rather fun drawing lots.

You got a kick out of
it, even if we lost.

Just like buying a ticket
in the early sweepstakes.

Yeah. On a clotheshorse.

And the odds were just about as good.

Hank, that's not true.

Albert was a great
idea and you know it.

Albert was a jinx.

Two men dead and one flunked.

What's so great about that?

Oh, hello, Geoff.

Glad to see you back.

Let's have a look at you.

All right, I flunked.

Come on, Geoff.

Another time, Geoff.

No, now, do you mind?

After 30 days solitary,
it's a luxury to talk.

You made a mistake.

It was just bad luck.

Geoff, forget it.
We have.

They seemed good reasons
at the time for waiting.

They always do.

Now I know they were just excuses.

Hank's right.
I flunked.

Provided that's quite clear,
let's go from there.

Oh, hello, Ainsworth.

I thought I heard your voice.
Nice to have you back.

Thank you, sir.

Well, what sort of
attire did they give you?

- Not too bad, sir.
- Good.

I expect you want to settle down.
I'll see you later.

Oh, by the way, these
letters came for you.

Oh, thank you, sir.

One from Madison,
must have gone adrift.

You amaze me.

You wished to see me, Captain?

Yes.

I want to say goodbye.

- Goodbye?
- Yes, I'm afraid so.

You mean, you're leaving us?

Tomorrow morning,
I hand over my command.

I see.

Then may I say, on behalf of all of us

here, that we should be
very sorry to see you go.

We've appreciated your
efforts to entertain

us and your difficulties.

Thank you.

I've tried to be fair,
not forgotten that I,

too, am a Naval officer.

Goodbye.

When we meet again,
I hope it'll be in happier surroundings.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way, do you happen
to know who the new commandant is

going to be?

Yes.

Hauptsturmfuhrer Schultz.

Was not of my choosing.

Schultz.

Price a ticket home now, eh?

Oh, cheer up, chaps.

It all will be over by Christmas.

Don't spoil it.

Just can't wait to see
Schultz as Santa Claus.

- Anybody got a spare letter card?
- Yes, sir. I have.

Oh, thank you.

Sir, I'd... I'd like to make a request.

Yes?

I wish to claim my right
to escape through Albert.

Well, anybody any objections?

Then it's agreed.

Well, well, well.

I know you can't wait
to kiss us all goodbye.

Times change.

Officers of partaking of baths,

to parade at the gate immediately.

- Ainsworth.
- Yes, sir.

Just a minute.

Ainsworth, I'll be very grateful
if you do something

for me when you get home.

Wondered if you'd go
down to see my wife.

- Of course I will, sir.
- You will?

Oh, thanks very much.

Here's the address.

Learn it and destroy it.

She'll be very glad to see you.

She's been finding it
a bit lonely since...

since we lost our other boy.

Oh, no.

Yes. I heard last week.

His first ship.

Is there any message
I can give her, sir?

No.

No, just tell her about us,
and say that nothing's changed.

- And good luck.
- Thank you, sir.

Oh, don't thank me.

It's you we have to thank for Albert.

He's more than just
paint and paper, you know?

He's our refusal to accept all this.

Don't worry.
We'll take great care of him.

I know you will, sir.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, sir.

I will inspect them.

What have you got in there?

Just things for the bath.

Chocolate?

For the bath.

It gives me an appetite.

It's confiscated.

Here, wait a minute.
I say...

Oh, Joe, did you bring that soap?

- Yes, I did.
- Good.

Open it.

Look here.

That's my personal property sent
to me by the British Red Cross.

For consumption inside the camp.

For consumption anywhere.

Go back to your room.

Your bath is stopped.

Stopped?

But I'm absolutely filthy.

Go back.

All right.

So long, chaps.
Clod.

Things will be a little different now.

There will be no more
of these foolish games.

You will not smile tomorrow.

Any of you.

Thought we'd had it.

Good old Bongo.

March.

Looks like Hamburg's getting it again.

I hope Geoff's not around.

Ah, but then he'd likely be
miles beyond Hamburg by now.

We've made it this time.

You know, there were huts
getting quite spacious.

...soon.

It will tomorrow when
Schultz gets through with us.

Lucky old Geoff.

I still can't figure that guy.

Oh, and you never will.
What was that?

Skip it.

Does seem funny
without the old basket.

Anyway, we've still got Albert.

Good old Albert.

The ideal roommate.

Well, we've got him.

We've got hope.

Thanks to Geoff.

If he keeps going, he ought
to make Lubeck by dawn.

What are you doing here?

Waiting for you, Schultz.

How did you get here?

You'd like to know, wouldn't you?

I've waited a long
time for this moment.

I will arrange that
your escape remains

undiscovered for one week.

You won't be there to arrange it.

I will sign an order that
will give you safe conduct.

I already have one.

No.

No, you will not shoot.

You shot Texas.

You are not me.

You have not the courage.

Let me go back to
the camp now, and I...

No, Schultz.

You're not going back there ever.

We must take cover.
Stay where you are.