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Dialogue: ,0:01:08.10,0:01:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,, HEY.
Dialogue: ,0:01:09.23,0:01:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,, HEY, SIS.
Dialogue: ,0:01:10.37,0:01:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
Dialogue: ,0:01:11.60,0:01:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,, NO. I SPENT THE WEEKEND \N AT COCKROACH'S HOUSE.
Dialogue: ,0:01:14.54,0:01:17.07,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE \N I WAS GONE.
Dialogue: ,0:01:17.11,0:01:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,, NO.
Dialogue: ,0:01:18.17,0:01:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,BUT WELCOME HOME.
Dialogue: ,0:01:19.51,0:01:21.61,Default,,0,0,0,, COME SEE SOMETHING \N IN MY ROOM.
Dialogue: ,0:01:21.64,0:01:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I HATE GOING IN THERE.
Dialogue: ,0:01:23.45,0:01:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,, I CLEANED IT UP.
Dialogue: ,0:01:27.38,0:01:29.02,Default,,0,0,0,,IT{\i1} DOES{\i0} LOOK BETTER.
Dialogue: ,0:01:29.05,0:01:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT'S UP?
Dialogue: ,0:01:31.12,0:01:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,, THIS.
Dialogue: ,0:01:32.55,0:01:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,, THEO, AN EARRING!
Dialogue: ,0:01:34.22,0:01:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,, SHH!
Dialogue: ,0:01:37.06,0:01:39.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I HAD IT DONE \NFRIDAY AFTER SCHOOL.
Dialogue: ,0:01:39.73,0:01:41.73,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT'S GREAT! \N IT LOOKS FANTASTIC!
Dialogue: ,0:01:41.76,0:01:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,, IT SAYS I'M OLD ENOUGH \N TO MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.
Dialogue: ,0:01:45.70,0:01:47.27,Default,,0,0,0,, YOUR EAR LOOKS RED.
Dialogue: ,0:01:47.30,0:01:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,IF I WANT TO PUT \NAN EARRING IN MY EAR
Dialogue: ,0:01:50.54,0:01:51.77,Default,,0,0,0,,THAT'S MY BUSINESS.
Dialogue: ,0:01:51.81,0:01:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,, IT LOOKS PUFFY.
Dialogue: ,0:01:53.07,0:01:54.67,Default,,0,0,0,,WHEN PEOPLE SEE THIS
Dialogue: ,0:01:54.71,0:01:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,THEY'LL KNOW THEY'RE \NDEALING WITH A MAN!
Dialogue: ,0:01:57.61,0:01:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,, LET DAD LOOK AT IT.
Dialogue: ,0:01:59.78,0:02:01.21,Default,,0,0,0,, LET WHO?
Dialogue: ,0:02:01.25,0:02:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,, OOO!
Dialogue: ,0:02:02.45,0:02:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,, I THINK \N IT'S INFECTED.
Dialogue: ,0:02:04.02,0:02:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,, IT IS?
Dialogue: ,0:02:05.19,0:02:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,, WHERE WAS IT DONE?
Dialogue: ,0:02:06.69,0:02:08.26,Default,,0,0,0,, IN COCKROACH'S GARAGE.
Dialogue: ,0:02:08.29,0:02:11.19,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU LET COCKROACH \N PIERCE YOUR EAR?
Dialogue: ,0:02:11.23,0:02:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'M NOT CRAZY.
Dialogue: ,0:02:12.86,0:02:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,IT WAS HIS SISTER, \N TOOTSIE.
Dialogue: ,0:02:15.36,0:02:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,TOOTSIE'S IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.
Dialogue: ,0:02:16.97,0:02:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,, SHE DOES THIS ON THE SIDE
Dialogue: ,0:02:19.50,0:02:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,AND SHE ONLY CHARGES 99 CENTS.
Dialogue: ,0:02:22.07,0:02:25.21,Default,,0,0,0,,IF DAD DOESN'T LOOK AT IT, \N IT WILL GET WORSE.
Dialogue: ,0:02:25.24,0:02:27.21,Default,,0,0,0,, THIS IS JUST AN EAR.
Dialogue: ,0:02:27.24,0:02:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,, IF DAD FINDS OUT, \NMY WHOLE BODY'S IN DANGER.
Dialogue: ,0:02:30.55,0:02:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I DIDN'T SAY YOU \NCOULD COME IN HERE.
Dialogue: ,0:02:33.55,0:02:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,, I DON'T WANT TO.
Dialogue: ,0:02:35.12,0:02:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Dialogue: ,0:02:37.12,0:02:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,, DENISE IS HERE.
Dialogue: ,0:02:38.39,0:02:39.25,Default,,0,0,0,, SO?
Dialogue: ,0:02:39.29,0:02:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,IF YOU ARE IN THEO'S ROOM, \N SOMETHING IS UP.
Dialogue: ,0:02:43.56,0:02:45.49,Default,,0,0,0,, NOTHING'S UP, VANESSA.
Dialogue: ,0:02:45.53,0:02:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,, OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW \N I'LL FIND OUT ANYWAY.
Dialogue: ,0:02:48.53,0:02:50.53,Default,,0,0,0,, I HAVE MY WAYS.
Dialogue: ,0:03:28.37,0:03:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,, CLIFF!
Dialogue: ,0:03:29.37,0:03:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,, YO!
Dialogue: ,0:03:39.41,0:03:41.21,Default,,0,0,0,,JUST HAVING A LITTLE TASTE.
Dialogue: ,0:03:41.25,0:03:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,THIS PIE IS FOR YOUR PARENTS.
Dialogue: ,0:03:43.62,0:03:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,, MY FOLKS WON'T NOTICE.
Dialogue: ,0:03:45.02,0:03:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,, THEY DID LAST TIME.
Dialogue: ,0:03:46.36,0:03:47.09,Default,,0,0,0,, HOW?
Dialogue: ,0:03:47.12,0:03:50.29,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN WE CUT INTO IT, \N IT WAS HOLLOW.
Dialogue: ,0:03:50.33,0:03:52.96,Default,,0,0,0,, MY FOLKS AREN'T \N COMING HERE TO EAT.
Dialogue: ,0:03:52.99,0:03:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,, THEY'RE COMING \NTO SPOIL THE CHILDREN.
Dialogue: ,0:03:55.26,0:03:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? \N THEY'RE GRANDPARENTS.
Dialogue: ,0:03:58.07,0:03:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,RIGHT. GRANDPARENTS.
Dialogue: ,0:03:59.40,0:04:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,, THESE ARE NOT THE SAME \N PEOPLE I GREW UP WITH.
Dialogue: ,0:04:03.41,0:04:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,, THEY'RE THE \N BIGGEST HYPOCRITES \N YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
Dialogue: ,0:04:06.91,0:04:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,, MY FATHER COMES IN, \N GOES INTO HIS POCKET
Dialogue: ,0:04:10.41,0:04:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,, PULLS OUT \N A HANDFUL OF MONEY.
Dialogue: ,0:04:12.91,0:04:16.05,Default,,0,0,0,, "LET'S SEE IF \N GRANDDAD HAS ANY MONEY
Dialogue: ,0:04:16.08,0:04:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,, FOR THESE \N WONDERFUL CHILDREN."
Dialogue: ,0:04:19.42,0:04:21.89,Default,,0,0,0,, THIS IS THE SAME MAN...
Dialogue: ,0:04:21.92,0:04:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN I WAS HIS CHILD, \NI WOULD ASK HIM FOR FIFTY CENTS.
Dialogue: ,0:04:26.19,0:04:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,, THE MAN WOULD TELL ME \N HIS LIFE STORY.
Dialogue: ,0:04:29.20,0:04:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,, THIS MAN WOULD TELL ME \N HOW AT AGE FIVE
Dialogue: ,0:04:32.53,0:04:34.73,Default,,0,0,0,,HE WOKE UP 4:00 EVERY MORNING.
Dialogue: ,0:04:34.77,0:04:37.90,Default,,0,0,0,, HAD NO ALARM CLOCK, \N HAD NO ROOSTER
Dialogue: ,0:04:37.94,0:04:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,JUST A SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY.
Dialogue: ,0:04:40.68,0:04:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,, SNOW WAS UP TO HERE.
Dialogue: ,0:04:43.11,0:04:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,HAD NO SHOES, BUT HE WALKED \NTHROUGH A BLIZZARD...
Dialogue: ,0:04:47.68,0:04:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,, BACKWARDS.
Dialogue: ,0:04:50.85,0:04:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'VE TALKED TO OTHER PEOPLE \N WITH FATHERS
Dialogue: ,0:04:53.46,0:04:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,AND FOUND OUT THAT FATHERS
Dialogue: ,0:04:55.46,0:04:59.09,Default,,0,0,0,,ARE THE LYINGEST PEOPLE \NON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH.
Dialogue: ,0:04:59.13,0:05:02.09,Default,,0,0,0,, I HAVE A FRIEND \N WHO IS PUERTO RICAN.
Dialogue: ,0:05:02.13,0:05:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,, HIS FATHER WAS BROUGHT UP \N IN SAN JUAN.
Dialogue: ,0:05:05.33,0:05:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,, WALKED THROUGH THE SNOW \N IN SAN...
Dialogue: ,0:05:09.24,0:05:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,, OH, CLIFF.
Dialogue: ,0:05:10.57,0:05:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,, NO, MY \N FATHER
Dialogue: ,0:05:12.01,0:05:16.38,Default,,0,0,0,,FOUND A JOB MILKING 12O COWS.
Dialogue: ,0:05:16.41,0:05:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,, THE MAN HE WORKED FOR \N HAD NO BUCKET.
Dialogue: ,0:05:20.68,0:05:25.99,Default,,0,0,0,,SO HE HAD TO SQUIRT THE MILK \N INTO HIS HAND
Dialogue: ,0:05:26.02,0:05:28.42,Default,,0,0,0,, WALK EIGHT MILES...
Dialogue: ,0:05:29.76,0:05:32.26,Default,,0,0,0,,THROUGH SNOW UP TO HERE...
Dialogue: ,0:05:34.93,0:05:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,, AND MY MOTHER \N IS THE SAME WAY, TOO.
Dialogue: ,0:05:38.40,0:05:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,, SHE'S ONE OF \NTHE SWEETEST PEOPLE I KNOW.
Dialogue: ,0:05:41.20,0:05:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I DIDN'T SAY SHE WASN'T SWEET
Dialogue: ,0:05:43.54,0:05:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,, BUT THIS WOMAN \NCOMES OVER HERE TO THE HOUSE
Dialogue: ,0:05:47.61,0:05:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,, KISSES EVERY CHILD--
Dialogue: ,0:05:48.94,0:05:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,, "JUST COME IN \NAND KISS YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
Dialogue: ,0:05:51.61,0:05:53.85,Default,,0,0,0,, "YOU'RE THE MOST \N BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
Dialogue: ,0:05:53.88,0:05:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH."
Dialogue: ,0:05:56.82,0:05:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,, BUT WHEN{\i1} I{\i0} \N WAS HER CHILD
Dialogue: ,0:05:59.49,0:06:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,ALL THIS WOMAN EVER WANTED TO DO\N WAS TAKE A STICK
Dialogue: ,0:06:04.56,0:06:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,, AND ASK GOD \NTO GIVE HER ENOUGH STRENGTH
Dialogue: ,0:06:08.40,0:06:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,SO SHE COULD KNOCK US SOMEWHERE.
Dialogue: ,0:06:11.40,0:06:13.03,Default,,0,0,0,, TO THIS DAY
Dialogue: ,0:06:13.07,0:06:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,, I STILL DON'T KNOW \N WHERE "KINGDOM COME" IS.
Dialogue: ,0:06:17.07,0:06:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,, ALL SHE IS, \N AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED
Dialogue: ,0:06:20.91,0:06:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,, IS AN OLD PERSON \NTRYING TO GET INTO HEAVEN NOW.
Dialogue: ,0:06:26.68,0:06:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,, DADDY.
Dialogue: ,0:06:27.92,0:06:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,, YEAH, DEAR?
Dialogue: ,0:06:29.12,0:06:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
Dialogue: ,0:06:30.95,0:06:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,, IF SOMEONE YOU LOVED\N SWORE YOU TO SECRECY
Dialogue: ,0:06:33.92,0:06:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,, BUT KEEPING THAT SECRET
Dialogue: ,0:06:35.76,0:06:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,, MIGHT NOT BE GOOD \N FOR THAT PERSON?
Dialogue: ,0:06:38.46,0:06:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,IS THE PERSON \NSWORN TO SECRECY \NIN THIS FAMILY?
Dialogue: ,0:06:43.43,0:06:44.93,Default,,0,0,0,, YEAH.
Dialogue: ,0:06:44.97,0:06:48.10,Default,,0,0,0,,IS THE SECRECY JUICY?
Dialogue: ,0:06:49.10,0:06:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,, YEAH.
Dialogue: ,0:06:50.44,0:06:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,, TELL IT.
Dialogue: ,0:06:53.41,0:06:54.67,Default,,0,0,0,, IF I TELL YOU
Dialogue: ,0:06:54.71,0:06:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,, THIS PERSON \N WILL HATE ME FOREVER.
Dialogue: ,0:06:56.81,0:06:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU HAVE TO, \N FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
Dialogue: ,0:06:58.61,0:07:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,, I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.
Dialogue: ,0:07:00.45,0:07:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,THAT WAY, YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT \N FOR YOURSELVES.
Dialogue: ,0:07:03.42,0:07:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,, A CLUE?
Dialogue: ,0:07:04.12,0:07:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,, EARLOBES.
Dialogue: ,0:07:11.59,0:07:12.93,Default,,0,0,0,, EARLOBES!
Dialogue: ,0:07:12.96,0:07:14.43,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT ABOUT EARLOBES?
Dialogue: ,0:07:14.46,0:07:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,, ALL I'M SAYING IS
Dialogue: ,0:07:16.13,0:07:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,DOES EVERYBODY IN THIS HOUSE \NHAVE TWO HEALTHY{\i1} EARLOBES?{\i0}
Dialogue: ,0:07:37.75,0:07:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,, COME ON, CLIFF. \NMY EARLOBES ARE FINE.
Dialogue: ,0:07:42.29,0:07:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,, ONE'S OKAY.
Dialogue: ,0:07:49.10,0:07:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,({\i1} growling{\i0} )
Dialogue: ,0:07:52.20,0:07:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,TWO'S OKAY.
Dialogue: ,0:07:53.70,0:07:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,, I LOVE IT \N WHEN YOU DO THIS.
Dialogue: ,0:07:56.37,0:07:58.71,Default,,0,0,0,, I'LL GO TO \N THE OTHER SIDE.
Dialogue: ,0:08:00.71,0:08:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,({\i1} knocking{\i0} )
Dialogue: ,0:08:02.34,0:08:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,, WHO IS IT?
Dialogue: ,0:08:03.68,0:08:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,, DAD.
Dialogue: ,0:08:04.61,0:08:05.98,Default,,0,0,0,, HOLD ON.
Dialogue: ,0:08:11.52,0:08:12.89,Default,,0,0,0,, OKAY, COME IN.
Dialogue: ,0:08:15.56,0:08:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT'S HAPPENING, DAD?
Dialogue: ,0:08:25.80,0:08:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ NEVER GONNA CLEAN IT UP ♪
Dialogue: ,0:08:30.91,0:08:32.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ NO MATTER HOW MESSY IT GETS ♪
Dialogue: ,0:08:32.87,0:08:35.78,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ YOU'RE NEVER \NGONNA CLEAN IT UP ♪
Dialogue: ,0:08:44.05,0:08:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,, SON?
Dialogue: ,0:08:45.22,0:08:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,, YEAH, DAD?
Dialogue: ,0:08:47.76,0:08:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,, THERE'S NO MUSIC \NCOMING THROUGH THE HEADSET.
Dialogue: ,0:08:51.46,0:08:54.89,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU STILL BOPPING TO \NWHAT'S LEFT IN YOUR BRAIN?
Dialogue: ,0:08:54.93,0:08:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,, NO.
Dialogue: ,0:08:56.53,0:08:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,, TAKE THE HEADSET OFF.
Dialogue: ,0:08:58.40,0:08:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,, NOW?
Dialogue: ,0:08:59.50,0:09:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,, IS THERE ANY REASON \NWHY YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM OFF?
Dialogue: ,0:09:02.74,0:09:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,, NO.
Dialogue: ,0:09:03.67,0:09:04.97,Default,,0,0,0,,OKAY.
Dialogue: ,0:09:21.66,0:09:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,GUYS SURE CAN \NGET UP, HUH?
Dialogue: ,0:09:23.99,0:09:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,, YEAH.
Dialogue: ,0:10:29.06,0:10:31.26,Default,,0,0,0,, DENISE TOLD YOU, RIGHT?
Dialogue: ,0:10:31.29,0:10:33.69,Default,,0,0,0,, TOLD ME WHAT?
Dialogue: ,0:10:33.73,0:10:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,, ABOUT THIS.
Dialogue: ,0:10:35.73,0:10:37.73,Default,,0,0,0,, IS THAT A DECAL?
Dialogue: ,0:10:38.73,0:10:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,, NO.
Dialogue: ,0:10:39.97,0:10:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,, HAVE YOU BEEN TAGGED \N BY THE WILDLIFE SOCIETY?
Dialogue: ,0:10:44.84,0:10:46.01,Default,,0,0,0,, IT'S AN EARRING.
Dialogue: ,0:10:46.04,0:10:48.11,Default,,0,0,0,,THERE'S A HOLE THROUGH MY EAR.
Dialogue: ,0:10:48.14,0:10:50.34,Default,,0,0,0,, DENISE SAYS \N IT MIGHT BE INFECTED.
Dialogue: ,0:10:56.42,0:10:58.15,Default,,0,0,0,, WELL, SHE'S RIGHT.
Dialogue: ,0:10:58.19,0:11:00.39,Default,,0,0,0,, IT IS INFECTED.
Dialogue: ,0:11:00.42,0:11:01.72,Default,,0,0,0,, COME ON.
Dialogue: ,0:11:01.76,0:11:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT ARE YOU \NGOING TO DO TO ME?
Dialogue: ,0:11:04.76,0:11:06.63,Default,,0,0,0,, I AM GOING TO \N FIX YOUR EAR.
Dialogue: ,0:11:06.66,0:11:08.23,Default,,0,0,0,, THEN WHAT?
Dialogue: ,0:11:08.26,0:11:10.60,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU EXPECTING \N SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT?
Dialogue: ,0:11:10.63,0:11:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,, SHOULDN'T I?
Dialogue: ,0:11:11.60,0:11:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,, YEAH.
Dialogue: ,0:11:21.24,0:11:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,, OW!
Dialogue: ,0:11:22.71,0:11:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,CAN'T WE DO THIS \NSOMEPLACE ELSE?
Dialogue: ,0:11:25.05,0:11:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,, WHY?
Dialogue: ,0:11:26.28,0:11:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,BECAUSE THIS PLACE \NIS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN.
Dialogue: ,0:11:30.12,0:11:32.99,Default,,0,0,0,, I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS \N AND A SON
Dialogue: ,0:11:33.02,0:11:34.82,Default,,0,0,0,, AND SOMEHOW I THOUGHT
Dialogue: ,0:11:34.86,0:11:38.19,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU WOULD BE THE ONE \N {\i1} WITHOUT{\i0} THE EARRING.
Dialogue: ,0:11:41.53,0:11:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,WHY DID YOU DO IT?
Dialogue: ,0:11:43.63,0:11:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,, TO KIDS TODAY
Dialogue: ,0:11:45.13,0:11:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,, IT'S SORT OF \N A SIGN OF INDEPENDENCE.
Dialogue: ,0:11:47.97,0:11:49.57,Default,,0,0,0,, WHO'S THE GIRL?
Dialogue: ,0:11:49.60,0:11:50.34,Default,,0,0,0,, HUH?
Dialogue: ,0:11:50.37,0:11:53.84,Default,,0,0,0,, WHO'S THE GIRL?
Dialogue: ,0:11:53.88,0:11:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,, EUNICE BAKER.
Dialogue: ,0:11:55.31,0:11:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU LOVE HER?
Dialogue: ,0:11:56.38,0:11:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,, I LIKE HER.
Dialogue: ,0:11:57.51,0:12:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,, SHE SAID I'D LOOK GOOD \N WITH AN EARRING.
Dialogue: ,0:12:00.51,0:12:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,AND SO NOW YOU COULD WIND UP \N WITH HALF A HEAD
Dialogue: ,0:12:05.79,0:12:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,BECAUSE OF \NTHE INFECTION.
Dialogue: ,0:12:08.16,0:12:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON
Dialogue: ,0:12:09.76,0:12:12.73,Default,,0,0,0,, BECAUSE WHAT I HAVE \N IN STORE FOR YOU
Dialogue: ,0:12:12.76,0:12:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,IS GOING TO BE JUST WONDERFUL.
Dialogue: ,0:12:16.36,0:12:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT'S THAT?
Dialogue: ,0:12:17.63,0:12:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,, I IMAGINE \NHE SHOULD BE HERE FOR DINNER
Dialogue: ,0:12:21.24,0:12:23.30,Default,,0,0,0,, IN ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES.
Dialogue: ,0:12:23.34,0:12:24.47,Default,,0,0,0,, NOT GRANDPA.
Dialogue: ,0:12:24.51,0:12:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,OH, YES.
Dialogue: ,0:12:25.67,0:12:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,, OH, YES.
Dialogue: ,0:12:26.94,0:12:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,AND GRANDPA IS GOING TO LOVE \N TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
Dialogue: ,0:12:31.28,0:12:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,BECAUSE YOUR GRANDFATHER IS LIKE\N"THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER"--
Dialogue: ,0:12:35.12,0:12:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,, HE LOVES TO HEAR \N THE UNTOLD STORY.
Dialogue: ,0:12:38.89,0:12:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,, MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE.
Dialogue: ,0:12:40.32,0:12:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'VE FIXED THAT ALSO, \N MY BOY.
Dialogue: ,0:12:42.46,0:12:44.42,Default,,0,0,0,, WE'RE GOING \N TO MAKE IT
Dialogue: ,0:12:44.46,0:12:47.09,Default,,0,0,0,, SO HE WILL SEE IT \N REALLY GOOD.
Dialogue: ,0:12:47.13,0:12:49.76,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU'RE NOT GOING \NTO MAKE THIS EASY.
Dialogue: ,0:12:49.80,0:12:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,, I COULD HAVE PUT YOUR \N WHOLE HEAD IN A SLING.
Dialogue: ,0:12:58.14,0:13:01.14,Default,,0,0,0,, ({\i1} doorbell{\i0} )
Dialogue: ,0:13:03.65,0:13:04.94,Default,,0,0,0,, HELLO.
Dialogue: ,0:13:04.98,0:13:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,, HI.
Dialogue: ,0:13:06.65,0:13:07.98,Default,,0,0,0,, HELLO.
Dialogue: ,0:13:08.02,0:13:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,, GUESS WHAT I HAVE.
Dialogue: ,0:13:09.58,0:13:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,, OH, YOU DIDN'T.
Dialogue: ,0:13:10.72,0:13:12.89,Default,,0,0,0,, I MOST CERTAINLY DID.
Dialogue: ,0:13:12.92,0:13:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,, MY SOUTH CAROLINA
Dialogue: ,0:13:14.26,0:13:16.22,Default,,0,0,0,, MULTI-LAYERED \N SWEET POTATO PIE.
Dialogue: ,0:13:16.26,0:13:17.89,Default,,0,0,0,,IT'S INSURANCE \NAGAINST SOMEONE
Dialogue: ,0:13:17.93,0:13:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,WHO HAS A HISTORY OF SCOOPING \NTHE INSIDE OUT OF PIES.
Dialogue: ,0:13:22.23,0:13:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,, KIDS, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA\N ARE HERE!
Dialogue: ,0:13:25.37,0:13:27.47,Default,,0,0,0,, CLIFF!
Dialogue: ,0:13:27.50,0:13:28.80,Default,,0,0,0,, GRANDMA!
Dialogue: ,0:13:28.84,0:13:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,, NOW WALK.
Dialogue: ,0:13:29.90,0:13:31.64,Default,,0,0,0,, COME ON \N OVER HERE
Dialogue: ,0:13:31.67,0:13:35.14,Default,,0,0,0,, AND EACH ONE GIVE YOUR \N GRANDMOMMY A BIG KISS.
Dialogue: ,0:13:35.18,0:13:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU ARE TRULY THE MOST \NBEAUTIFUL CHILDREN IN THE WORLD.
Dialogue: ,0:13:39.81,0:13:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,, LET'S SEE IF GRANDDAD HAS \N ANY MONEY FOR THE KIDS.
Dialogue: ,0:13:44.62,0:13:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,, ME FIRST!
Dialogue: ,0:13:46.69,0:13:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,, WAIT A MINUTE.
Dialogue: ,0:13:47.96,0:13:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,COULD YOU BUY THEM A PRESENT \NINSTEAD OF PASSING OUT MONEY?
Dialogue: ,0:13:52.29,0:13:53.93,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU HEARD \N YOUR MOTHER.
Dialogue: ,0:13:53.96,0:13:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,, NEXT TIME I'LL HAVE TO \N TAKE YOU OUT SHOPPING.
Dialogue: ,0:13:57.67,0:13:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,, I NEED HELP.
Dialogue: ,0:13:59.00,0:14:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,, I'M GOING TO HOLD \N THIS ONE HOSTAGE.
Dialogue: ,0:14:01.97,0:14:04.27,Default,,0,0,0,, MOM, I WANT TO STAY, TOO.
Dialogue: ,0:14:04.31,0:14:06.44,Default,,0,0,0,, WE'LL BE HERE \N ALL EVENING.
Dialogue: ,0:14:06.47,0:14:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,, YOUR MOTHER NEEDS HELP \N IN THE KITCHEN, OKAY?
Dialogue: ,0:14:09.58,0:14:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,, YEP.
Dialogue: ,0:14:10.58,0:14:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,, AH-- I'M NOT \N OF THE "YEP" GENERATION.
Dialogue: ,0:14:12.91,0:14:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN ANSWERING \N IN THE AFFIRMATIVE
Dialogue: ,0:14:15.08,0:14:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Dialogue: ,0:14:16.95,0:14:18.42,Default,,0,0,0,, YES, MA'AM.
Dialogue: ,0:14:18.45,0:14:20.15,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT'S BETTER.
Dialogue: ,0:14:20.19,0:14:21.89,Default,,0,0,0,, NOW RUN ALONG.
Dialogue: ,0:14:21.92,0:14:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU'RE GETTING \N PRETTIER EVERY DAY.
Dialogue: ,0:14:24.29,0:14:26.89,Default,,0,0,0,,IT'S GETTING EASIER \NTO TIE MY SHOES.
Dialogue: ,0:14:26.93,0:14:28.96,Default,,0,0,0,, IS IT, BABY?
Dialogue: ,0:14:29.00,0:14:34.73,Default,,0,0,0,, (♪{\i1} singing a dirge{\i0} ♪)
Dialogue: ,0:14:34.77,0:14:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,THERE ARE MY BOYS!
Dialogue: ,0:14:39.47,0:14:42.38,Default,,0,0,0,,TAKE YOUR TIME GETTING TO ME.
Dialogue: ,0:14:43.68,0:14:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN I TRAVEL ON
Dialogue: ,0:14:45.18,0:14:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU'LL BE SORRY \N YOU DIDN'T SPEND...
Dialogue: ,0:14:47.48,0:14:49.92,Default,,0,0,0,,MORE TIME WITH \NYOUR MOTHER, YES.
Dialogue: ,0:14:49.95,0:14:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,, OWWW!
Dialogue: ,0:14:53.96,0:14:57.46,Default,,0,0,0,, ARE YOU STILL DELIVERING\N ALL THE BABIES IN TOWN?
Dialogue: ,0:14:57.49,0:14:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,, YEP.
Dialogue: ,0:14:58.63,0:14:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,, HEATHCLIFF.
Dialogue: ,0:14:59.63,0:15:00.63,Default,,0,0,0,, YES, MA'AM.
Dialogue: ,0:15:01.60,0:15:03.73,Default,,0,0,0,, HOW WAS THE TRIP OVER?
Dialogue: ,0:15:03.77,0:15:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,FINE, UNTIL WE HAD TO PARK.
Dialogue: ,0:15:06.70,0:15:10.64,Default,,0,0,0,, I SAID I WOULD PAY FOR \N PARKING IN THE GARAGE.
Dialogue: ,0:15:10.67,0:15:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,AT $8.50 AN HOUR? NO, SIR.
Dialogue: ,0:15:13.91,0:15:16.88,Default,,0,0,0,, I FOUND A LARGE, \N PERFECTLY LEGAL SPOT
Dialogue: ,0:15:16.91,0:15:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,LESS THAN A MILE FROM HERE.
Dialogue: ,0:15:19.28,0:15:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,, BY COMING IN EARLY
Dialogue: ,0:15:20.92,0:15:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,, PLANTING HIMSELF\N AT THE HEAD OF THE BLOCK
Dialogue: ,0:15:24.19,0:15:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,, AND THEN WAITING \N FOR SOMEBODY TO PULL OUT.
Dialogue: ,0:15:27.79,0:15:29.89,Default,,0,0,0,,THE SITTERS GET THE SPOTS.
Dialogue: ,0:15:29.92,0:15:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,, IT'S THE CIRCLERS \N WHO HAVE PROBLEMS.
Dialogue: ,0:15:32.26,0:15:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,, THE CIRCLERS \N GO AROUND AND AROUND.
Dialogue: ,0:15:34.60,0:15:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,, BY THE TIME \N THEY SEE SOMETHING OPEN
Dialogue: ,0:15:37.43,0:15:40.23,Default,,0,0,0,, THERE'S A SITTER \N LAYING CLAIM TO IT.
Dialogue: ,0:15:41.94,0:15:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,, WHERE ARE YOU \N GOING, SON?
Dialogue: ,0:15:43.94,0:15:45.91,Default,,0,0,0,,COME OVER HERE
Dialogue: ,0:15:45.94,0:15:48.47,Default,,0,0,0,,AND SAY HELLO \NTO YOUR GRANDDAD.
Dialogue: ,0:15:48.51,0:15:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,, HE DIDN'T SAY HELLO \N TO ME, EITHER.
Dialogue: ,0:15:50.95,0:15:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,, HI, GRANDMA.
Dialogue: ,0:15:52.28,0:15:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,, HI.
Dialogue: ,0:15:54.95,0:15:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,, HEY, GRANDPA.
Dialogue: ,0:15:56.79,0:15:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT HAPPENED \NTO YOUR EAR?
Dialogue: ,0:16:02.96,0:16:05.53,Default,,0,0,0,, I WALKED INTO A DOOR.
Dialogue: ,0:16:05.56,0:16:08.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I DO THAT SOMETIMES MYSELF.
Dialogue: ,0:16:08.60,0:16:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,, GO HELP MOM.
Dialogue: ,0:16:10.37,0:16:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,GRANDMA, DO YOU \NWANT TO COME?
Dialogue: ,0:16:12.70,0:16:13.90,Default,,0,0,0,, SURE.
Dialogue: ,0:16:14.90,0:16:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,, EXCUSE US.
Dialogue: ,0:16:16.04,0:16:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,, EXCUSE US.
Dialogue: ,0:16:18.94,0:16:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT REALLY HAPPENED \NTO YOUR EAR, SON?
Dialogue: ,0:16:21.91,0:16:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,, I WALKED INTO A DOOR.
Dialogue: ,0:16:23.91,0:16:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,COME ON.
Dialogue: ,0:16:25.11,0:16:28.55,Default,,0,0,0,, I HEARD THAT OLD \N "WALKED INTO A DOOR" LINE
Dialogue: ,0:16:28.58,0:16:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,FROM YOUR DAD BACK IN '49.
Dialogue: ,0:16:32.32,0:16:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,, I GOT MY EAR PIERCED.
Dialogue: ,0:16:34.29,0:16:35.92,Default,,0,0,0,,ON PURPOSE?
Dialogue: ,0:16:37.02,0:16:38.89,Default,,0,0,0,, ABSOLUTELY.
Dialogue: ,0:16:38.93,0:16:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,YOUR GRANDSON WAS TOLD BY A GIRL
Dialogue: ,0:16:42.93,0:16:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT HE WOULD LOOK GOOD \N IN AN EARRING.
Dialogue: ,0:16:47.27,0:16:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,, SO HE WENT TO... \N WHERE DID YOU GO?
Dialogue: ,0:16:51.17,0:16:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,, COCKROACH'S GARAGE.
Dialogue: ,0:16:55.48,0:17:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,, COCKROACH'S GARAGE, \NAND HAD HIS EAR PIERCED BY...
Dialogue: ,0:17:00.62,0:17:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON?
Dialogue: ,0:17:03.65,0:17:05.89,Default,,0,0,0,,IT WAS HIS SISTER, TOOTSIE.
Dialogue: ,0:17:05.92,0:17:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,, HIS SISTER, TOOTSIE.
Dialogue: ,0:17:10.29,0:17:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,, WHO PROBABLY LINED HIM UP \N AGAINST THE WALL
Dialogue: ,0:17:13.29,0:17:16.13,Default,,0,0,0,,AND THREW A JAVELIN AT 60 FEET.
Dialogue: ,0:17:16.16,0:17:17.63,Default,,0,0,0,, I GET THE PICTURE.
Dialogue: ,0:17:17.67,0:17:19.27,Default,,0,0,0,, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
Dialogue: ,0:17:19.30,0:17:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,, I'LL JUST LET YOU \N HANDLE THE GOOD PART.
Dialogue: ,0:17:22.97,0:17:26.21,Default,,0,0,0,, I WON'T COME DOWN \N HARD ON THE BOY.
Dialogue: ,0:17:26.24,0:17:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU WON'T?
Dialogue: ,0:17:27.48,0:17:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,NO.
Dialogue: ,0:17:28.74,0:17:31.28,Default,,0,0,0,, YOUNG MEN IN LOVE \N DO CRAZY THINGS.
Dialogue: ,0:17:31.31,0:17:32.51,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN YOUR FATHER...
Dialogue: ,0:17:32.55,0:17:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,, UH, DAD...
Dialogue: ,0:17:34.98,0:17:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,NO, NO, NO.
Dialogue: ,0:17:36.48,0:17:38.28,Default,,0,0,0,,IT'S GOOD FOR HIM.
Dialogue: ,0:17:38.32,0:17:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,, NO.
Dialogue: ,0:17:39.32,0:17:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,IT WILL MAKE HIM \NFEEL BETTER.
Dialogue: ,0:17:42.66,0:17:45.89,Default,,0,0,0,, I'M NOT INTERESTED \NIN HIM FEELING BETTER, OKAY?
Dialogue: ,0:17:45.93,0:17:48.99,Default,,0,0,0,, SIT DOWN.
Dialogue: ,0:17:54.50,0:17:55.97,Default,,0,0,0,,WHEN YOUR FATHER...
Dialogue: ,0:17:56.00,0:17:56.97,Default,,0,0,0,, DAD...
Dialogue: ,0:17:57.00,0:17:58.47,Default,,0,0,0,, ...WAS 15
Dialogue: ,0:17:58.51,0:18:00.97,Default,,0,0,0,, HE AND HIS FRIEND, \N LEX THOMPSON--
Dialogue: ,0:18:01.01,0:18:04.18,Default,,0,0,0,,A BOY WHO WAS LEFT BACK{\i1} TWICE...{\i0}
Dialogue: ,0:18:05.75,0:18:09.15,Default,,0,0,0,, DECIDED THEY WOULD \N STRAIGHTEN THEIR OWN HAIR
Dialogue: ,0:18:09.18,0:18:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,, IN LEX'S CELLAR.
Dialogue: ,0:18:10.79,0:18:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT?
Dialogue: ,0:18:13.46,0:18:16.02,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.
Dialogue: ,0:18:16.06,0:18:17.59,Default,,0,0,0,, IT ALL STARTED
Dialogue: ,0:18:17.63,0:18:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,WHEN HE TOOK A PRETTY YOUNG LADY\N TO THE OLD EARL THEATER
Dialogue: ,0:18:21.96,0:18:25.93,Default,,0,0,0,, AND SAW A GROUP CALLED \N"THE ICICLES" WITH BREEZY BROWN.
Dialogue: ,0:18:25.97,0:18:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,, BREEZY BROWN \NHAD STRAIGHTENED HIS HAIR.
Dialogue: ,0:18:28.80,0:18:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,, MOST SINGERS STRAIGHTENED \N THEIR HAIR BACK THEN.
Dialogue: ,0:18:32.47,0:18:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,YOUR FATHER'S DATE WENT WILD.
Dialogue: ,0:18:34.88,0:18:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,RIGHT THEN, \NHE DECIDED
Dialogue: ,0:18:36.54,0:18:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,, HE WOULD LOSE HER
Dialogue: ,0:18:37.98,0:18:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,, IF HE DIDN'T \N STRAIGHTEN HIS HAIR.
Dialogue: ,0:18:43.32,0:18:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU DID THAT FOR A GIRL?
Dialogue: ,0:18:45.82,0:18:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,, ONE PARTICULAR GIRL.
Dialogue: ,0:18:48.86,0:18:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,IN THOSE DAYS, PEOPLE USED \NTO STRAIGHTEN THEIR HAIR WITH
Dialogue: ,0:18:52.33,0:18:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,A SOLUTION CALLED CONKALENE.
Dialogue: ,0:18:55.00,0:18:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,IT COST MONEY
Dialogue: ,0:18:56.80,0:18:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,AND YOUR FATHER WAS FLAT BROKE
Dialogue: ,0:18:59.83,0:19:04.47,Default,,0,0,0,, SO HE AND LEX \NMIXED UP THEIR OWN SOLUTION--
Dialogue: ,0:19:04.51,0:19:09.44,Default,,0,0,0,,POTATO PEELS, CORN SYRUP, \NAND A TOUCH OF NITROGLYCERIN.
Dialogue: ,0:19:11.78,0:19:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,, THIS MAN, \NA FUTURE DOCTOR
Dialogue: ,0:19:16.95,0:19:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,HAD IT POURED SLOWLY
Dialogue: ,0:19:20.25,0:19:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,OVER HIS HEAD.
Dialogue: ,0:19:22.49,0:19:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT HAPPENED?
Dialogue: ,0:19:23.69,0:19:26.39,Default,,0,0,0,, IT BURNED ALL MY HAIR. \N IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
Dialogue: ,0:19:26.43,0:19:29.76,Default,,0,0,0,, HE SHOT OUT OF THERE \N LIKE A BOLT
Dialogue: ,0:19:29.80,0:19:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,, PUSHED LEX'S DOG ASIDE
Dialogue: ,0:19:31.63,0:19:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,, AND STUCK HIS HEAD \N IN THE DOG'S WATER DISH.
Dialogue: ,0:19:34.94,0:19:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU MUST HAVE LIKED{\i1} THAT GIRL.{\i0}
Dialogue: ,0:19:38.27,0:19:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER?
Dialogue: ,0:19:40.07,0:19:42.51,Default,,0,0,0,, SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN NOW.
Dialogue: ,0:19:42.54,0:19:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU BURNED ALL THE HAIR \N OFF YOUR HEAD FOR MOM?
Dialogue: ,0:19:48.05,0:19:49.98,Default,,0,0,0,, OH, MY GOD!
Dialogue: ,0:19:52.99,0:19:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,, LET HIM BE.
Dialogue: ,0:19:56.12,0:19:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,GUESS WHAT?
Dialogue: ,0:19:57.83,0:19:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,, ONE OF THESE DAYS
Dialogue: ,0:19:59.83,0:20:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU'RE GOING TO \N NEED SOME MONEY.
Dialogue: ,0:20:05.00,0:20:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,IN THAT CASE, \NWOULD{\i1} YOU{\i0} TELL HER?
Dialogue: ,0:20:08.00,0:20:09.90,Default,,0,0,0,, IT WOULD BE \N MY PLEASURE.
Dialogue: ,0:20:09.94,0:20:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,, CLAIR?
Dialogue: ,0:20:12.94,0:20:18.24,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING \NTHAT A CERTAIN YOUNG MAN--
Dialogue: ,0:20:18.28,0:20:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'M NOT NAMING ANY NAMES-- \NDID TO IMPRESS YOU?
Dialogue: ,0:20:23.28,0:20:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU MEAN WHEN CLIFF TRIED \N TO STRAIGHTEN HIS HAIR?
Dialogue: ,0:20:29.06,0:20:30.99,Default,,0,0,0,, DADDY DID THAT \N FOR YOU?
Dialogue: ,0:20:31.03,0:20:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,, HE TRIED, \N BUT IT ALL FELL OUT.
Dialogue: ,0:20:34.40,0:20:37.63,Default,,0,0,0,, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Dialogue: ,0:20:38.63,0:20:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU REMEMBER THAT \NKIND OF FONDLY?
Dialogue: ,0:20:41.40,0:20:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,, I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
Dialogue: ,0:20:42.84,0:20:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,THEO, FOR THE \NLOVE OF A YOUNG LADY
Dialogue: ,0:20:46.47,0:20:48.94,Default,,0,0,0,,HAS DONE SOMETHING \NFOOLISH HIMSELF.
Dialogue: ,0:20:48.98,0:20:51.21,Default,,0,0,0,,PROMISE YOU \NWON'T GET MAD.
Dialogue: ,0:20:51.25,0:20:53.15,Default,,0,0,0,, OKAY, I PROMISE.
Dialogue: ,0:20:53.18,0:20:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,HE PIERCED HIS EAR.
Dialogue: ,0:20:54.85,0:20:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,, I'LL KILL HIM.
Dialogue: ,0:20:56.15,0:20:57.25,Default,,0,0,0,, WAIT A MINUTE!
Dialogue: ,0:20:57.28,0:20:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,HE MADE \NA MISTAKE.
Dialogue: ,0:20:59.05,0:21:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,, HE'S A LOT \N LIKE HIS FATHER.
Dialogue: ,0:21:01.99,0:21:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,, MANY'S THE TIME \NI'VE PULLED HIM OUT OF TROUBLE.
Dialogue: ,0:21:05.99,0:21:09.90,Default,,0,0,0,, BUT I WAS PATIENT AND \NUNDERSTANDING AND TOLERANT...
Dialogue: ,0:21:09.93,0:21:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,HOW COULD YOU TELL \NA STORY LIKE THAT?
Dialogue: ,0:21:13.27,0:21:16.57,Default,,0,0,0,,WHEN HEATHCLIFF CAME HOME \NWITH A SIZZLING SCALP
Dialogue: ,0:21:16.60,0:21:19.24,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU WERE NOT \NVERY UNDERSTANDING
Dialogue: ,0:21:19.27,0:21:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE \NMATTER OF A CERTAIN TATTOO.
Dialogue: ,0:21:23.61,0:21:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,, TATTOO?
Dialogue: ,0:21:24.51,0:21:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,, LET'S EAT.
Dialogue: ,0:21:25.61,0:21:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT TATTOO?
Dialogue: ,0:21:26.78,0:21:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,, DINNER WON'T BE READY \N FOR A WHILE.
Dialogue: ,0:21:29.95,0:21:32.05,Default,,0,0,0,, I'LL HAVE \N SOME CHEESE.
Dialogue: ,0:21:32.09,0:21:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,, I REALLY \N DON'T THINK
Dialogue: ,0:21:33.96,0:21:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT IS AN \N APPROPRIATE ISSUE
Dialogue: ,0:21:36.46,0:21:39.42,Default,,0,0,0,, TO DISCUSS IN FRONT \N OF THE FAMILY.
Dialogue: ,0:21:39.46,0:21:41.93,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN YOUR FATHER \N WAS THEODORE'S AGE
Dialogue: ,0:21:41.96,0:21:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,, HE WAS ENAMORED OF ME \N TO SUCH AN EXTENT
Dialogue: ,0:21:45.30,0:21:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT HE HAD MY NAME \N TATTOOED ACROSS HIS CHEST.
Dialogue: ,0:21:53.41,0:21:55.24,Default,,0,0,0,, HE DID{\i1} WHAT?{\i0}
Dialogue: ,0:21:55.28,0:21:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,, WHEN I HEARD \N WHAT HE'D DONE
Dialogue: ,0:21:57.81,0:21:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,, I WAS ENORMOUSLY\N FLATTERED
Dialogue: ,0:21:59.98,0:22:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,, UNTIL I SAW \N MY NAME WAS MISSPELLED.
Dialogue: ,0:22:05.82,0:22:08.55,Default,,0,0,0,, AS I UNDERSTOOD IT, \N HE WENT TO
Dialogue: ,0:22:08.59,0:22:11.89,Default,,0,0,0,, THE BEST TATTOO MAN \N IN THE COUNTY--
Dialogue: ,0:22:11.93,0:22:13.63,Default,,0,0,0,, "HOT NEEDLE" HARRIS.
Dialogue: ,0:22:14.83,0:22:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF FEBRUARY, \NAND RUSSELL HAD A TERRIBLE COLD
Dialogue: ,0:22:20.94,0:22:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,SO WHEN HE WENT TO "HOT NEEDLE" \NAND TOLD HIM TO WRITE "ANNA"
Dialogue: ,0:22:25.94,0:22:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,, HIS NOSE WAS CLOGGED UP, \N AND IT SOUNDED LIKE "ADDA"--
Dialogue: ,0:22:29.94,0:22:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,, A-D-D-A.
Dialogue: ,0:22:34.02,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,, MY CHIEF RIVAL THEN \N FOR RUSSELL'S AFFECTION
Dialogue: ,0:22:37.28,0:22:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,, WAS A GIRL NAMED\N ADDA MAE WARD.
Dialogue: ,0:22:40.22,0:22:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,, OH, NO!
Dialogue: ,0:22:41.46,0:22:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,, SHE WAS A \N LITTLE GIRL
Dialogue: ,0:22:43.52,0:22:46.09,Default,,0,0,0,, WHO LIVED DOWN THE ROAD
Dialogue: ,0:22:46.13,0:22:50.96,Default,,0,0,0,,AND THOUGHT THE SUN DIDN'T SHINE\N UNTIL SHE WOKE UP.
Dialogue: ,0:22:54.97,0:22:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,, OF COURSE, I INSISTED \N THAT HE REMOVE THE TATTOO
Dialogue: ,0:22:59.64,0:23:02.24,Default,,0,0,0,, AND THAT LEFT A SCAR
Dialogue: ,0:23:02.28,0:23:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,ON HIS \NCHEST.
Dialogue: ,0:23:08.92,0:23:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU TOLD ME
Dialogue: ,0:23:10.92,0:23:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,THAT YOU GOT THAT SCAR \NIN WORLD WAR TWO...
Dialogue: ,0:23:20.93,0:23:26.93,Default,,0,0,0,,FIGHTING OFF A GERMAN \NNAZI PANZER ATTACK.
Dialogue: ,0:23:26.97,0:23:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,, THAT WAS THE BEST WAY \N I COULD THINK OF TO DESCRIBE
Dialogue: ,0:23:30.94,0:23:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,, WHAT I WENT THROUGH WHEN \N YOUR MOTHER SAW THAT TATTOO.
Dialogue: ,0:23:36.34,0:23:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,, I'M SHOCKED.
Dialogue: ,0:23:39.35,0:23:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,, YOU HUXTABLE \N MEN ARE CRAZY.
Dialogue: ,0:23:41.45,0:23:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,, YES.
Dialogue: ,0:23:42.65,0:23:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,BUT WE ALWAYS GET OUR WOMEN.
Dialogue: ,0:23:45.69,0:23:48.92,Default,,0,0,0,, BUT NOT BECAUSE OF \N THE THINGS YOU DO--
Dialogue: ,0:23:48.96,0:23:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,, DESPITE THEM.
Dialogue: ,0:23:50.49,0:23:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,, THEODORE, WELCOME \N TO THE CLUB.
Dialogue: ,0:23:57.63,0:23:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,, THE THREE HUXTABLE MEN--
Dialogue: ,0:23:59.80,0:24:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,, SCAR-CHEST, SKINHEAD, \N AND HOLE-IN-THE-LOBE.
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