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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,210 Hi, honey, this is your mother. 2 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,880 Listen, I know you're very busy with the new job, 3 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,880 but please try and call us. 4 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:03,260 Did you get the birthday sweater we sent? 5 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:05,890 We'll be home all weekend. Bye. 6 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,600 Howard, Jim here. We still set for racquet ball on Saturday. 7 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,560 Give me a shout, Buddy, bye-bye. 8 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:18,280 Hi, it's Wendy. I had this really intense dream last night, Howie. 9 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,320 I was running my fingers through your feathers, and all... 10 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:25,450 of a sudden well, you better come over tonight and I'll show you... 11 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:29,250 what really happened next. Ciao for now, Howie. 12 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:40,090 Hey, Ricky's back with you again for lots more "Dance Frenzy" excitement. 13 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:43,800 Here's couple number three, our lovely Latin dance team... 14 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:47,810 from Wedford Falls. Charles is a Machinist First Class in the Navy... 15 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:51,810 and his darling wife, Madge, is a blackjack dealer. 16 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,860 Just a super jock dance. Charles and Madge. 17 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,150 Come on, let's hear it for 'em, folks. 18 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,240 What's the matter, George? 19 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:08,290 Jock itch again? I've got just the thing. 20 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:12,120 Here. Why not take a shot of New Shorts Blaster? 21 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,960 It's guaranteed to wipe out feather fungus in even... 22 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,710 - the most active crotches. - Shorts Blaster. 23 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:23,300 In addiction, you've won a new car. But that's not all. 24 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,850 Fred, I love you so much. 25 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:29,890 - It hurts like hell. - He's dead. 26 00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:33,560 $79,95? Forget it! 27 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:37,060 $49,99? No way. 28 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:42,030 I'm Crazy Webby and my prices are insane! 29 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:54,040 Who did they interview this month? 30 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:02,840 Mm-Hmm my little airbrush beauty. 31 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:07,390 What? 32 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,430 Oh no, it's a quake! 33 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:16,810 Hey, I can't get up! 34 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:19,690 What is going on here? 35 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:22,820 Ahhhh!! 36 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,860 Casey, did you hear something? 37 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:33,250 I'm such a lucky girl. I'm in love. 38 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,330 Whoa! 39 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,590 Hey! 40 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,630 Wow! 41 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,450 The Cosmos. 42 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:20,790 Countless worlds upon worlds. Worlds without end. 43 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:25,630 In these galaxies every possible reality exits. 44 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:31,720 And what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others. 45 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:36,480 Here, all is real and all is illusion. 46 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:42,980 What is, what was, and what will be, start here with the words: 47 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:46,070 "In the beginning there was..." 48 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:49,400 "Howard the Duck". 49 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:23,110 Boy! 50 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:48,090 I'm a dead duck. 51 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,130 Hey, come on. 52 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:51,930 No! 53 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,810 Bender, go on in, Frankenweed. We finally found you a date. 54 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,520 What is this? 55 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,570 That costume doesn't fool me. No kids allowed. 56 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,860 - Come on, Kid. - Wait a minute, that's my date. 57 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:14,530 I said out of the way! 58 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,880 No, wait! 59 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:26,840 You little creep! 60 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,920 Get away from my cart, you filthy degenerated. 61 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,450 - Christ, it touched me! - What the hell is it? 62 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,120 I wasn't trying anything! Honest! 63 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,160 Step on him! 64 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,850 Up, up and away! 65 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,570 Are you ready for an incredible story? 66 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:35,700 - Waste it, man, waste it! - No! 67 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,140 Talk about a rotten day? 68 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,870 - Just saw your show. - Great, thanks. 69 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,120 - Beverly, we love your music. - Goodbye now. 70 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,330 Could I have your autograph on my shirt? 71 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:29,460 Me too. On my shorts? 72 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,670 Real charming. Just go away, okay? 73 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,960 We're talking to you, big Rock Star! 74 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,880 - Don't do anything! - Don't go snot nose on us. 75 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:39,890 - We're your biggest fans. - Let me go! 76 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,140 Help somebody, help! Help! 77 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,480 Come here, snot nose! 78 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:56,820 That's it. No more Mister Nice Duck! 79 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:04,240 Let the female creature go. 80 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:10,580 Every duck's got his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line. 81 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:14,170 Jimmy, do you like see what I see? 82 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:17,420 - A talking duck? - Yeah. That's it. 83 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:21,890 I've been doing too much toot. Shoo! Fly away! 84 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:25,180 No one laughs at a master of Quack-Foo! 85 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,310 Jimmy, you okay? 86 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,990 Get off me! 87 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:50,250 You, creep, get out of here! 88 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:57,630 You're breaking my fingers! 89 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:02,970 Now, you and "Baby Face" are gonna beat it, right, Mr. Zitz? 90 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:06,220 Before I get really mad! 91 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:10,310 Come on! Let's get out of here! 92 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:16,900 This is obviously no place for an intelligent, sensitive duck. 93 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:21,530 This is unreal. I mean, it can't be. 94 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:27,530 - Thanks. - You're not really a duck? 95 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:32,750 You know, this is beginning to seriously undermine my self-esteem. 96 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,960 I'm sorry, I guess I should thank you for chasing those guys off. 97 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:41,170 - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. Terrific. 98 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:46,050 I just have one giant question. Where am I? 99 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,970 The lights up there are Ninth Street and... 100 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,680 the bus stops at the corner of Powell. 101 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:54,270 No, no, no, no. I'm asking, what is this place? 102 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:57,690 - Cleveland? - Cleveland? 103 00:11:57,940 --> 00:12:01,320 That's a perfect weird name for this planet. 104 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,740 Planet? No, no, that's a city. 105 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:07,200 The planet's You don't know the planet? 106 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:12,910 The planet's called Earth, I think. 107 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,670 And I'm obviously in some sort of terrible nightmare. 108 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,670 Yeah? Your nightmare or mine? 109 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,630 Good point. 110 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:25,840 So, I guess I better be going. 111 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:30,760 Thanks again. 112 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,770 Bye. 113 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,730 Bye. 114 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:13,350 Listen? You got someplace to go? 115 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:19,310 If I had someplace to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleveland. 116 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,960 Come on. 117 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,140 Nice place. Do you pay to live here? 118 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,010 It's cheap. The manager of my band found it for me. 119 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,680 I suggest you find a new manager. 120 00:13:56,810 --> 00:13:59,940 I'd love to, but we got this damn contract with this sleazoid. 121 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,690 He won't even give us the money he owes us. 122 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,740 Come on in. 123 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,240 It's sort of a disaster area. 124 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,870 We've been working on some new songs, you know. 125 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,750 See, the band's called Cherry Bomb and, well... 126 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:22,830 we've been playing these grungy mong-holes waiting for our big break. 127 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,300 You don't have any idea what I'm talking about, do you Mister... 128 00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,510 - Hello. - Duck? 129 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,390 - It's Howard, thank you. - Right, Howard. 130 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,390 Hi, I'm Beverly. 131 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,520 Listen, would you like something to eat or drink? 132 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:46,980 Milk? I could put it in a bowl. 133 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:51,570 Doll, I don't drink out of bowls. You got a beer? 134 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:57,370 Beer? Right, beer, right. 135 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,830 God, I can't believe this. 136 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,420 - I'll put you in a bowl. - What? 137 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,300 Give me a break. 138 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,930 - What's this? - It's a purse. 139 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,550 - I got it at a swap meet. - Cute. 140 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,520 I'm sorry I'm so nervous. It's just that I've never been around a... 141 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,310 I mean, I've never even had any pets or anything, you know? 142 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,520 They seem like such a hassle. You know, feeding them... 143 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:31,530 - cleaning up their little poo-poos. - I'll try to be careful. 144 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,860 No, I didn't mean that you... 145 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,330 Look, why don't you just sit down... 146 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:41,830 - Okay, why not? - And make yourself at home. 147 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,040 - Make myself at home? I wish. - Listen. 148 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,960 No, not again! 149 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:57,800 Howard, it's okay. Are you all right? 150 00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:02,640 - The chair started shaking. - It was just a big truck going by. 151 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,730 A truck? I knew that. 152 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:12,150 What I don't know is what the hell I'm doing here! 153 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:18,080 It's like a bad trip. I mean, talk about an identity crisis. 154 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,660 Yeah, what an awful thing to happen. 155 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,290 Howard, I was just kinda wondering... 156 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,830 does everybody in your planet look like you? 157 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,630 - Obviously, why? - No reason, just wondered. 158 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:34,170 So, what do you do back home? You got a job? You go to school? 159 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,680 - I went to med school for a while. - You went to med school? 160 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,390 Yeah, my parents wanted me to be a doctor. 161 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:45,230 Plastic surgeon, making big bucks, doing big jobs, tail tucks. 162 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,980 - What happened? - I dropped out. 163 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,240 And I decided to educate myself in the real world, on the streets. 164 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,740 So, I wrote songs at night and did construction work by day. 165 00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:59,870 That sounds great. You know, I write songs too. 166 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,740 - What kind of... - Listen, it doesn't matter. 167 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:07,540 It was all a pipe dream. I got so tired of everyone saying... 168 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,460 "Grow up, Howard". I guess I finally did. 169 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,460 Last month I got what they call a "promising job". 170 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:18,340 - Yeah? Doing what? - Advertising copywriter. 171 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:26,270 Only two things touch my feathers, this "Oil of Night Fowl" and him. 172 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,270 I wrote that. 173 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:34,530 Howard, it sort of sounds like you sold out. 174 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:38,410 Maybe. But sometimes I still get this feeling... 175 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:41,950 there's some kind of special destiny waiting for me. 176 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,750 Howard, that's it. Maybe that's why you're here. 177 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,080 - What? - I mean, I believe that... 178 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,910 there are no accidents in the Universe. 179 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,500 Maybe you're here for some greater purpose. 180 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:53,420 - Some cosmic cause. - Are you nuts? 181 00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:58,010 I got no intention of being stranded here. 182 00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:02,350 I gotta get back. How, is another matter. 183 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,640 Yeah, right. We got get some help. 184 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:10,060 But, Howard... 185 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,920 Geez. 186 00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:29,930 Howard? 187 00:19:56,890 --> 00:20:01,230 What am I gonna do with you, Ducky? 188 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,100 - This is humiliating. - I just don't want people... 189 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:34,260 - freaking out all over the place. - What about me? 190 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,180 I'm gonna have to see a psychiatrist every day... 191 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,770 - for the rest of my life. - Relax, we're almost there. 192 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,690 - Goody. - Phil's a scientist. He can help. 193 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:47,110 - Howard, this isn't working. - Tell me about it. 194 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,280 Can I give you a hand with that. 195 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,660 - No, we're doing... - What's in the bag? 196 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,570 I'm doing just fine, thank you very much. 197 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:54,490 Let me out of here. 198 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,580 - Excuse me. Can I help with that? - No! 199 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,000 Yes! 200 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,870 Why are we stopping? 201 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,170 - Hi. - Hi, Beverly. 202 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:06,670 We had an appointment. We got here as fast as we could. 203 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,770 Listen, everybody, this is it! I've just seen it! 204 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,730 It's in there! It's a... 205 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:31,860 It's nothing! It's nothing, never mind. 206 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,070 Carry on, Dr. Chapin. 207 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:48,630 This is amazing. Man's oldest fantasy. 208 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:56,010 Across a sea of stars! Look up in the sky! 209 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,350 It's a bird! It's a plane! 210 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:04,810 - No, it's a duck! - Phil, you gotta help us! 211 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:08,690 - What are we gonna do? - Nice, Ducky. 212 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:15,820 Me, Phil, you Howard. We be friends. 213 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:23,040 Me Phil, you Howard. We be friends. 214 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:26,210 Undoubtedly on of Earth's greatest minds here. 215 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,210 Phil, don't talk to him like that. He's just as smart as you are. 216 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:33,800 - Now I'm really depressed. - Highly intelligent, perhaps even... 217 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:36,390 Wait, that's it. We're about to see... 218 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:39,220 if subject has any abilities we don't have on Earth, any... 219 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:44,350 - What? - Shall we say, super powers? 220 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:49,820 Howard, can you bend this? 221 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:53,400 - What are you, crazy? - Howard... 222 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:59,870 can you burn a hole through this with some kind of eye laser? 223 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,370 Can I bite your nose off with my super bill? 224 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,460 Howard, quit holding out. I want you to concentrate... 225 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:11,420 - and read my mind. - Right. You're thinking... 226 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:15,630 "They know I'm a phony. They know I'm a yo-yo." 227 00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:18,300 Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil. 228 00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:22,060 I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see. 229 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:25,890 - I see myself walking out that door! - Yeah, me too. 230 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,820 - No, no, no, wait! You can't leave. - Yeah, why not? 231 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,440 Because there are papers to be written, there's research... 232 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:35,740 to be done and there's symposiums to give, lecture tours. 233 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:38,200 Howard, we are on our way to the Science Hall of Fame. 234 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,290 Look out Darwin! Look out Einstein! Hello, Nobel Prize! 235 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:44,500 We are not here to make you famous, Blumburtt. 236 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,170 Beverly, listen, I never bad-mouthed others... 237 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,830 in the scientific fraternity but you bring in an alien in a bag... 238 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,540 to most guys and whamo they are talking. 239 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:54,090 Let's cut him into little pieces and see what color his organs are. 240 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,260 I just wanna know, "A", what I'm doing here... 241 00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:58,300 and "B", how I'm gonna get back? 242 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,600 Piece of cake. "A" I'm just the guy to help... 243 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,140 and that's because "B", I've already got a theory. 244 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:06,850 - What theory? - Well, this is, of course... 245 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:10,440 the evolutionary ladder showing how man progressed... 246 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:15,610 - from monkey, to me, for instance. - You consider that progress? 247 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,320 You're all hairless apes? That's really disgusting. 248 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:24,450 Now, I want you both to imagine somewhere in the Universe... 249 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:28,830 is Howard's world, picture it in your mind. 250 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,090 A world almost exactly like ours... 251 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:34,840 except that the progenitor of the dominant species... 252 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:40,640 - was not a monkey but a duck! - Some theory. 253 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,810 Every school duck knows this stuff! 254 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:47,180 And as duck climbed up the evolutionary ladder... 255 00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:51,650 he said "Adios" to his wings. His mental capacity increases. 256 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:54,860 He begins to develop. Beverly? 257 00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:58,610 - Shopping Malls? - No, tribes. 258 00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:04,950 Cro-Magnon Duck, who ultimately evolves into Howard. 259 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,950 Blumburtt? Blumburtt? 260 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,870 - Come on! - What the hell are you doing? 261 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,380 - What? - Don't move! Don't breathe! 262 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:13,790 Did you finish cleaning up the specimen lab? 263 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:16,130 - Almost finished. - Well, get down to... 264 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,880 the Marine Lift Exhibit with a mop. 265 00:25:17,970 --> 00:25:20,220 Some kid upchucked all over the fern fossils. 266 00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:22,590 Right. Good as done, Dr. Chapin. 267 00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:27,850 So, Philsey, you are a scientist or a janitor? 268 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:31,350 - I'm a lab assistant. - That's terrific! Just perfect. 269 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,060 - Yep, I'm out of here. - Look, it's just a temporary job... 270 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:34,980 until I finish school and get my own museum. 271 00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:37,070 Yeah, stuffed you'd make a great exhibit. 272 00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:39,280 Howard! Howard, wait! 273 00:25:42,110 --> 00:25:44,120 - Typical hairless ape. - Howard, look, come on... 274 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,410 don't flutter off in a huff! Beverly, listen, I've got... 275 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,290 some important matters to clean up here, but I'll call you tonight. 276 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,710 I'll figure out a way to help Howard, I swear. 277 00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:54,460 Just don't show him to anybody else! 278 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,420 Yeah, they look hungry. Get them a banana. 279 00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:58,920 Hide him! Take him to a movie! 280 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:01,380 Look, I didn't know where else to go for help. 281 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,510 - Inside, Blumburtt. - Coming. Coming. 282 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,260 Howard, why are you so pissed off? 283 00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:09,850 Why? Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space... 284 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,890 ended up on another planet and were given... 285 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:16,190 an I.Q. Test by a janitor, you'd be pissed off too! 286 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,440 Look, maybe you are trapped in a world you never made... 287 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:22,490 but, I got problems of my own. My whole career is falling apart. 288 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:25,990 Your career? What about my life? 289 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:30,160 - I'm stranded here, ship wrecked! - Look at this wonderful exhibit. 290 00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:32,830 You see what I mean? I'm a freak. An outcast. 291 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,380 - It's so life-like and realistic. - Bug off. 292 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,300 - Excuse me? - I said, "beat it". 293 00:26:41,970 --> 00:26:44,470 Mutants. You, too. 294 00:26:44,590 --> 00:26:47,760 - Leave me alone! - What? 295 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:52,390 I don't need any more of your sympathy, your charity! 296 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,150 Okay. Okay, fine. I mean, I just found something... 297 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,780 I meet somebody in a pretty weird predicament and I was trying to help. 298 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:07,570 But if that's the way you want it, then so long, Ducky! 299 00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:10,830 Don't shed any tears over me, Toots! 300 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,790 You can wallow in your own self pity! 301 00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,870 Right! Well, who needs you? 302 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,210 - I don't need anybody! - Yeah, right. 303 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:21,550 Yeah. 304 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:30,180 Damn it! I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling sorry for myself. 305 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:32,890 I've got to think about practical matter. 306 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:36,730 Food, shelter, a job. 307 00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:49,950 Now you do know why you were sent to me? 308 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,120 My continuing streak of bad luck? 309 00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:57,120 You've been sent to me because I'm famous for finding job... 310 00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:00,590 for little slackers like you. That's right. 311 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:04,210 They send me all the psycho cases. All the misfits. 312 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:07,260 All the phonies and the fakers who think that... 313 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,260 by traipsing in here looking outlandish... 314 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:11,760 they're not gonna be able to find work! 315 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:15,560 It's my fault I gotta shoplift at the little tyke section of goodwill? 316 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,400 I'm not talking about your clothes, I'm talking about your face. 317 00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:23,150 You think that by looking controversial, you're never... 318 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,070 gonna find a job and just go on collecting unemployment... 319 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,240 and living happy on the public dough. 320 00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:32,580 Well, dude, you've got another think coming! 321 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:35,580 Because Cora Mae always places her interviewee. 322 00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,540 I'm gonna find your ass a job. 323 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:45,380 That'll wipe that snarl right off your face, little whatever you is. 324 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:50,640 In fact, I think I got just the position for you! 325 00:28:57,310 --> 00:29:02,190 I got a feeling you're gonna take to this job like a duck to water. 326 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:14,450 Towels, lotion? 327 00:29:14,990 --> 00:29:17,000 Antibiotics? 328 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:27,170 It must mating season. 329 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:36,220 Creepy little dude. Shorty? 330 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:42,270 It's Howard, thank you, and I'm taking a break. 331 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:44,520 Pardon me, Your Aloneness... 332 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:49,450 but we seem to have a plugged up airjet in number five. 333 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:54,120 - And? - And since you are supposed... 334 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:59,370 to be the water expert I asked for, you are going to fix it! 335 00:30:00,370 --> 00:30:01,710 No! 336 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,540 No, no, no, wait, wait. I got a better Idea! 337 00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:06,130 Wait, wait. I can't swim! 338 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,260 Kid, guess I slipped. 339 00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:20,980 Don't mind me. 340 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:28,730 Oh, I leave that creepy little dude in here to clean this place up... 341 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,900 How am I supposed to run a class... 342 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:34,410 Guess I slipped. 343 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:37,280 Just came by to tell you... 344 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,160 I quit! 345 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,330 Excuse me. Getting off. My stop. 346 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:25,000 Hi, there. How are you? Good to see you. 347 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,960 Yeah, same to you! 348 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:31,260 Urban jungle! Geez! 349 00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:34,300 - What is that? - That's a duck... 350 00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:36,800 - What is that thing? - That's a duck, man! 351 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,720 Forecasting our week of fair weather for you duck hunters... 352 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:44,600 - for what reported, Steve Cannelli. - Well, Bob... 353 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:47,770 it's time to dust off those decoys and practice that squawking... 354 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:50,440 because duck hunting season has officially opened. 355 00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:51,820 - Duck hunting? - The Live Wild Commission... 356 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:54,490 has actually doubled the limit of ducks that can be shot. 357 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:55,900 Shot? 358 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,160 This Duck has come to America with Duck A Roni. 359 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,710 No! 360 00:32:04,870 --> 00:32:06,960 But if every hunter could blast fifteen of those in the sky... 361 00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:13,490 Hey, buddy, what's the rush? 362 00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:59,390 This way is too depressing. 363 00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,440 Give me a beat! 364 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,360 One, two, three, four! 365 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,620 Honey, I love you! I love you! 366 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:19,040 I'm right here. Beverly, I'm yours after the show. Alright. 367 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:27,210 - Here's the money for the girls. - I'll make sure they get it. 368 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,800 - Yeah, I'll bet. When? - When? 369 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:33,840 When Beaudacious Beverly stops holding out to me. 370 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,140 I'm gonna invite her up to my place tonight... 371 00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:37,720 for a little career manipulation. 372 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:45,440 I guess you must be the girls' manager. And if you are... 373 00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:48,820 I don't like the way you're talking about Beverly. 374 00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:52,320 And I want the girl's money! 375 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,700 - Ritchie? Would you... What is that? - Oh, look, Ginger... 376 00:34:55,870 --> 00:34:58,330 I warned you when you got into Rock Management... 377 00:34:58,490 --> 00:35:00,830 you'd be dealing with entertainment types. 378 00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:03,580 You know, different strokes and all that? 379 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:08,090 Different life styles is one thing, different life forms is another. 380 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:18,100 I'm not in a real good mood tonight, Ginger. 381 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:20,720 I want the girls' money. 382 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:25,140 Now, is this gonna be easy... 383 00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:30,940 - or is this gonna be trouble? - Hey, Ritchie... 384 00:35:31,150 --> 00:35:35,240 tell it to go away. I'm not up all my barnyard languages. 385 00:35:35,490 --> 00:35:38,660 Okay, Duck, out! You're gone! You're history! 386 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,950 You little wise pecker! 387 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,950 Arrevidici, Duck! 388 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:49,540 - Mallard in the side pocket. - Adios, quack man. 389 00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:51,960 Very nicely done. 390 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:56,510 Hey, what's going on out there now? 391 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:15,950 - All right, now it's my turn! - Hey, come on, Duck! 392 00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:17,610 Take your best shot! 393 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,700 - You got it! - Ritchie! 394 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:33,130 Stuck-a-bob! 395 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,300 No! 396 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:48,350 No earring in your other ear? I'll just make the hole myself. 397 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,770 No, please, man, no, man, please! Don't! 398 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,310 - The money! - Sure. Sure, here! 399 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,860 You take the money! Take it! It's your! Take it! 400 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,950 And, you're no longer their manager! 401 00:36:58,070 --> 00:37:00,320 Listen, okay. Everybody in here is a witness. 402 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:02,950 I'm letting the girls out of their contract, okay? 403 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,040 - Tell your goons to stay back! - I'm warning you! 404 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,950 - Get back, Ritchie! - I bite your face... 405 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,870 - you're a dead man, Ginger! - What are you talking about? 406 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,630 Space rabies! 407 00:37:12,790 --> 00:37:15,420 - Ritchie, is that a real disease? - I don't know, Ging... 408 00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:17,670 I heard something about that on the news. 409 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,890 That's right, Space Rabies! Yeah, one bite, and... 410 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:25,970 it's agonizing death in 15 seconds. Bite, bite. Bite! 411 00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:35,070 We're all music lovers, huh? 412 00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:38,740 What a guy. 413 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:43,530 - Those guys are a bunch of fools. - Obviously the wrong crowd. 414 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:46,830 I'm running out of sticks to throw at these people! Sucks! 415 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,210 - Now who? - Look, tell him to go away. 416 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,550 Down here, doll. Is Beverly in? 417 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,640 Geez, you must be K. C... 418 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:06,560 - Meet Howard. - Hi, oh, Howie. 419 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:10,520 We've heard so much about you. Of course, we didn't believe it. 420 00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,600 How weird. 421 00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:17,400 - Hi you, Ducky. - Hi, Toots. 422 00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:19,280 How's the world been treating you? 423 00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:24,110 - Guess. - I was worried about you. 424 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,740 - I missed you. - Well, sex appeal... 425 00:38:26,910 --> 00:38:28,450 some guys got it... 426 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:31,750 - and some guys don't. - Howard? 427 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:36,000 Listen, I'm sorry we fought. You're the only friend... 428 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,920 I've got here. 429 00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:45,430 Hi, sorry I missed the show. I came to watch you undress, though. 430 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,810 And I brought a pizza. 431 00:38:47,930 --> 00:38:49,720 Howard! 432 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,230 Boy! 433 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,190 Thank God you're back. I've been working on... 434 00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:59,070 - the mystery of your arrival. - What's he doing here? 435 00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:01,570 Well, he and Ronette have sort of got back together. 436 00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:04,860 I don't know who's more desperate for dates, you or me. 437 00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:06,410 What? 438 00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:09,290 Anyway, Howard, I was talking to some Astro-physicists. 439 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:11,580 You know, the guys who discovered that Aztecs came from Mars? 440 00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:13,210 - Well, these guys concluded... - No! 441 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:15,580 That you arrived here in a space craft millions of years ago, and... 442 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,380 - must've remained frozen in ice. - Go away! 443 00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:20,250 Ronette, could you shut this boy up? 444 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,050 - Howard... - What's a pizza? 445 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:24,130 It's a circular Italian food object. Howard... 446 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,590 I didn't buy that theory either, so I did some research... 447 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,970 and I discovered an ancient race of large ducks worshipped by... 448 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:33,480 - primitive Somoans. - Leave me alone! 449 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,230 I was barking up the wrong tree. I knew that. But... 450 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,650 tonight I am getting concrete evidence about how you got here. 451 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,740 Wait a minute. Oh, I gotta make a call. 452 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,820 - Phil? - No sex now, I'm working. 453 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,780 Got a place to stay tonight? 454 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,500 Yeah, by the way I forgot. I had a little talk... 455 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:01,420 - with your manager Ginger? - You talked to that slime? 456 00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:04,170 - What for? - I got your money from him. 457 00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:06,380 Ducky, I can't believe this. 458 00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:10,220 I also got him to agree that it was time for him to step aside... 459 00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:11,850 - as your manager. - What? 460 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,600 - You got rid of Ginger? - Mr. Duck, you're wonderful. 461 00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:17,650 This is it! I'm out of here! 462 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:19,060 - Good. - Howard... 463 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,270 I'm about to meet secretly with my colleague... 464 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,980 - and he's bringing The Feather. - What feather? 465 00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:25,990 - What are you talking... - If it matches... 466 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,070 - it'll be the answer to your problems. - Matches? 467 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,070 No, you don't! Stay away from me! 468 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,740 - You leave him alone! - Let me through! 469 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,410 Philip, you're a drip! 470 00:40:34,870 --> 00:40:37,920 I'm about to unravel the mystery of your arrival! 471 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,380 - Come back here, your hairless ape! - You'll have time to thank me later! 472 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,840 - Get out of here! - We're gonna be famous. 473 00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:47,590 - Are you okay? - Ah, it's just my pride. 474 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,680 We'll go home, Ducky. 475 00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:38,100 All right. 476 00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:45,900 Hey! 477 00:41:47,190 --> 00:41:50,530 - Little tune, I never finished. - You play pretty good. 478 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:54,830 I had a group in high school. Howard and the Heartbreakers. 479 00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:00,000 Oh, heavy, Howard, very heavy. Maybe you should be our manager. 480 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,040 Wait a second. 481 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:07,170 Maybe you're just the kind of bazaar influence we need. 482 00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:12,510 - Forget it. No more jobs here. - I think you'd be a great manager. 483 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:16,390 - I'm gonna suggest it to the girls. - I've given up trying to assimilate. 484 00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:19,310 I've gotta get back to my own kind. 485 00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:22,650 Although... 486 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:25,230 I have developed a greater appreciation... 487 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,980 for the female version of the human anatomy. 488 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:31,740 Howard, you really are the worst. 489 00:42:32,990 --> 00:42:35,620 Come on, let's watch David Letterman. 490 00:42:36,450 --> 00:42:37,830 Come on. 491 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,910 - Okey-dokey. - You know... 492 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,290 I got a felling my life's really gonna change... 493 00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:45,460 - since you fell into it, Ducky. - Yeah, well... 494 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:48,090 - I'm glad somebody's happy. - If I could just get... 495 00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:49,960 my career back on course I'd only have... 496 00:42:50,090 --> 00:42:52,050 the old standard worry left. 497 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,720 - What's that? - I just can't seem... 498 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,680 - to find the right man. - Maybe it's not a man... 499 00:42:57,810 --> 00:42:59,810 you should be looking for. 500 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,230 You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky? 501 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:11,440 Like they say, doll, love's strange. We could always give it a try. 502 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:19,120 Okay... 503 00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:22,080 Let's go for it, Mr. Macho. 504 00:43:22,410 --> 00:43:25,370 What do you mean? Okay? It was a joke. 505 00:43:27,290 --> 00:43:31,630 - Listen, I'm pretty tired. - It's just that you're so... 506 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:36,340 - incredibly soft and cuddly. - Bev, let's be realistic. 507 00:43:36,550 --> 00:43:39,510 I mean, my apartment's zillions of miles from here. 508 00:43:40,390 --> 00:43:44,060 - You're three feet taller that I am. - I just can't resist... 509 00:43:44,270 --> 00:43:47,150 your intense animal magnetism. 510 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,240 Anyway, where will it all lead? Marriage, kids... 511 00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:58,570 - a house in the suburbs? - Let's just face it. 512 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:01,410 - It's fate. - No, it's not! 513 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:07,000 - I've got a headache. - And I've got the aspirin. 514 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,340 Be gentle. 515 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,960 Just one good night kiss sweet Ducky? 516 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,890 Come on, Howard, I was just kidding. 517 00:44:18,430 --> 00:44:19,470 Good night. 518 00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:38,950 My God. This relationship... 519 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:42,370 - it defies all the laws of nature. - No, it doesn't. 520 00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:46,000 This is not what you think. We're just very good friends. 521 00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:50,290 - Phil? - I'm sorry. The door was open. 522 00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:53,630 - Who the hell are they? - This is my friend Carter... 523 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,590 and, this is Dr. Walter Jenning. And I told them all about you... 524 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,970 - Howard. - You were obviously right. 525 00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:02,930 - Show, show him the evidence. - What evidence? 526 00:45:03,310 --> 00:45:06,520 We tested them, and they're both from the same fowl. 527 00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:08,190 You, Howard. 528 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:12,610 - My feathers? - Howard, Howard, don't go beserk! 529 00:45:12,730 --> 00:45:14,650 - No! - On my planet, we never say die... 530 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,900 - we say kill! - Now, wait a minute. 531 00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:18,900 Listen to me, Small Visitor. 532 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:23,200 I can explain how you got here. 533 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,290 Dr Jenning is in charge of the Astro-Physics Lab at Dyna-Technics. 534 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:31,130 - Now, on the night of September 18th. - That's the night Howard landed. 535 00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:34,800 Yes, now on that night we were initiating our first full scale... 536 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,880 - test of the Laser Spectra scope. - It was shot during the experiment. 537 00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:40,380 It was just a routine procedure meant to measure... 538 00:45:40,550 --> 00:45:43,600 the density of the gases that surround the Alpha Centauri. 539 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:46,970 However, part way through the experiment, there was a... 540 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,680 a deviation and... 541 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:52,020 we lost control of the laser spectra scope. 542 00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:56,440 - What do you mean "lost control"? - Some unknown force... 543 00:45:56,570 --> 00:46:00,200 was re-directing the laser beam from its original target so that it hit... 544 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,570 - your planet instead. - Hit my planet? 545 00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:06,290 How about hitting my living room? Talk about an invasion of privacy? 546 00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:09,540 When the beam hit, you must have been caught up in a massive... 547 00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:13,170 energy inversion, which literally dragged you through space... 548 00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:15,710 back to the power source here on earth. 549 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,590 - Radical. - In the lab that night... 550 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,590 we saw a single feather fall. 551 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,100 We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard... 552 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:34,310 had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions? 553 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,110 Yeah. Where are my pants? 554 00:46:38,150 --> 00:46:40,240 - Howard, where you going? - To this lab of theirs. 555 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,150 - What for? - To hop back on board... 556 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,410 that laser thing. Then all you have to do is hit the reverse lever... 557 00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,580 to send me back home. Right? 558 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:50,200 Well, we hadn't considered reversing the process. 559 00:46:50,370 --> 00:46:51,750 - I, I don't think it's feasible. - Me, either. 560 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,790 Now, wait a minute. If we could generate... 561 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,460 - a strong enough hyper-charge... - You can't do that. 562 00:46:56,630 --> 00:46:59,340 You mean the reflex mode might provoke a total reversal? 563 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:01,260 - Itjust might be possible. - It won't work. 564 00:47:01,420 --> 00:47:02,590 - Yeah. - Sir. 565 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,800 Don't, don't listen to them, Howard. I have got you booked... 566 00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:08,890 on A.M. Cleveland. We can get the cover of Science Digest. We, we... 567 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,810 - Butt Out, four-eyes. - Yeah. 568 00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:13,770 Look, you guys, could you really send him back? 569 00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:17,110 If we did, we could establish a continuing link between our planets. 570 00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:20,440 But, he would have to leave tonight while the alignment still exists. 571 00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:22,150 - We can't afford to wait. - You mean... 572 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,280 I'm finally gonna breeze this fly trap? 573 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:27,280 Ducky, this is what you wanted. You're going home. 574 00:47:27,450 --> 00:47:28,530 - Yeah. - Right. 575 00:47:28,660 --> 00:47:31,450 Carter, call Larry have him set up the initiation procedure. 576 00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:33,790 Tell him I'll meet him at the lab right away. You and Blumburtt... 577 00:47:33,910 --> 00:47:37,290 can bring Howard. You are about to make history a second time... 578 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:39,630 - my little friend. - Thanks... 579 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,630 but once was plenty. 580 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,220 - Get to it. - Right. 581 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:47,140 You know, Howard, we could hold out for a PBS special. 582 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,140 Phil! 583 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,770 Bev, get dressed. Aren't you gonna see me off? 584 00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:55,140 Sure I am. I just hope they let you take a carry-on bag. 585 00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:58,940 Look, I'm gonna put on these Polaroids that we took at the Club. 586 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:01,860 Thanks. These'll help... 587 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,700 or the guys back home are never gonna believe me. 588 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,660 - What's this in my bag? - Souvenirs? 589 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,080 - I'm gonna miss you a lot, Ducky. - Bev... 590 00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:19,290 I don't belong here. You know I've gotta go. 591 00:48:21,710 --> 00:48:23,010 Yeah. 592 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,060 Lily had the dolphins. Cousteau, the whales. 593 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,020 Goudall gorillas. I had a duck. 594 00:48:43,570 --> 00:48:45,860 I could have been a contender. 595 00:48:48,910 --> 00:48:53,450 Bev? I'm not a real sentimental guy. 596 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:59,170 No, I bet you were born from a very hard-boiled egg, Ducky. 597 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,500 Yeah. But, I do keep wondering... 598 00:49:03,670 --> 00:49:07,590 of all the alleys in the world I could have fallen into that night. 599 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:12,350 Why did it have to be yours? Because, right now... 600 00:49:12,890 --> 00:49:17,270 you're the one and only thing that's making it very hard for me to leave. 601 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,950 - There's no guard. - We should go back then? 602 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:35,740 Phil? 603 00:49:35,950 --> 00:49:37,450 - What? - Drive. 604 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:57,060 What are these alarms? 605 00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,600 - Something's happened. - What's happened? 606 00:49:58,730 --> 00:49:59,690 I don't know. 607 00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:02,900 - That is really cool. - Right. Hold it! 608 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:04,610 Security! 609 00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:12,200 My eyes! My eyes! It exploded again! It was terrible! 610 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,370 We have no right to tamper with the Universe. 611 00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:21,460 This does not hold well. 612 00:50:25,630 --> 00:50:26,750 Is he okay? 613 00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:36,140 Get out of the way! - It's still hot! 614 00:50:36,310 --> 00:50:39,060 Get them out of here! Head for the emergency exists. 615 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,740 Howard, where are you going? 616 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,120 - Larry, where's Dr. Jenning? - Carter, come here. 617 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:00,500 Let me show you this. 618 00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,790 He was pre-activating the laser spectra-scope... 619 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,500 we lost control again and there was another explosion. 620 00:51:05,670 --> 00:51:07,920 And, Jenning caught the full force of the blast this time. 621 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:10,510 - Is he all right? Where is he? - You, you see the bottom... 622 00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:13,590 of the spectra scope, blew it to the wall and Jenning just... 623 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,510 - just disappeared. - Excuse me. 624 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,010 But is this gonna delay my take-off? 625 00:51:19,390 --> 00:51:23,600 Is, is that it? That's unbelievable! 626 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,690 Yeah. We brought Howard down the first time, but what if... 627 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,070 God, Larry what if we brought down something else this time? 628 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:35,870 We're rounding up all the scientists for you in the lab, sir... 629 00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:37,370 but I think you better take a look at this other... 630 00:51:37,490 --> 00:51:41,580 - this other thing first. - A thing... Hansen? 631 00:51:41,910 --> 00:51:44,290 Is that kind of precise, descriptive techniques... 632 00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:47,040 they're teaching Rookies nowadays? A thing? 633 00:51:47,210 --> 00:51:48,960 I, I wanna know what they're doing with Howard in there? 634 00:51:49,590 --> 00:51:52,460 - Excuse me, are you in charge here? - Yeah. Why? 635 00:51:52,630 --> 00:51:54,880 Well, I wanna know why they're harassing Howard. 636 00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:55,930 Who's Howard? 637 00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:59,010 He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent. 638 00:51:59,510 --> 00:52:02,060 - Thing? - No, Duck! 639 00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:04,730 Just an innocent duck? 640 00:52:05,270 --> 00:52:07,020 They wonder why I'm asking for an early retirement... 641 00:52:07,150 --> 00:52:09,860 - you deal with this. - Wait a second, you can't... 642 00:52:10,150 --> 00:52:12,650 Herbie, you got a 'thing' in here? 643 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,610 Thing. 644 00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:18,570 I've had enough! I wanna see my lawyer. 645 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,870 I've got rights, you know? I'm suing. 646 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,410 Yeah. 647 00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:28,580 Goddamnit, Hansen, get in here and get this friggen duck suit... 648 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:29,960 - of this nut! - Okay, sir. 649 00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:35,420 Hey, hey, let me go! You big oafs! 650 00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:38,390 On my planet we never say... die, we say... 651 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,800 not my shorts! 652 00:52:41,970 --> 00:52:43,430 You perverts! 653 00:52:44,310 --> 00:52:46,890 - Lieutenant? - Lieutenant, there's no zipper. 654 00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:48,900 There's no buttons. No Velcro, sir. 655 00:52:49,060 --> 00:52:51,820 I think the suspect's stuff is like inboard, sir. 656 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,780 - Yeah. I, I think he's for real. - If your goons are finished! 657 00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:57,110 Let go on me! 658 00:52:58,490 --> 00:53:02,120 I'd like a word with those so-called scientists out there! 659 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,330 - Oh, yeah? What about? - About when they can rev up... 660 00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:07,330 - that machine and send me back home. - Listen, Howard... 661 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,380 I'm gonna go talk to the scientists out there. 662 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:11,960 You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell. 663 00:53:12,090 --> 00:53:15,760 - Lieutenant, what's the charge, sir? - IIlegal alien. 664 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,050 Come on. 665 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:19,840 - I'll get the car. - All right. 666 00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:23,350 Oh, a cigar! All right, that's how it starts. 667 00:53:23,510 --> 00:53:24,930 Police brutality! 668 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:28,480 - Hey, stop manhandling him! - Hey, you can't come in here. 669 00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:31,190 Here's another one already lift. 670 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,070 - Oh, nuts, I dropped my cigar. - What? 671 00:53:33,190 --> 00:53:34,230 - Fire! - Where? 672 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:37,280 - Oh, Geez, that's all I need. - So long, copper! 673 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,080 Desperate ducks commit desperate acts! 674 00:53:44,370 --> 00:53:46,080 Freeze! 675 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,540 Book him, Ducko! 676 00:53:49,710 --> 00:53:52,130 Give her the keys to the cuffs, Flatfoot! 677 00:53:53,790 --> 00:53:55,250 Yeah. 678 00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:58,510 What are you doing here tonight? You got no ID. 679 00:53:58,630 --> 00:53:59,590 - Lieutenant? - What? 680 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,840 The duck got away. 681 00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:03,010 Shut up, fool! Get him out of here! 682 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:06,680 Over here on the double. Okay. I want this guy. 683 00:54:06,770 --> 00:54:09,600 The suspect is three foot one inches tall. 684 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,150 - Three-two, thank you. - You heard me. 685 00:54:12,270 --> 00:54:15,730 He's armed. That means he's got a weapon, right? 686 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:20,320 - That also means he's dangerous. - Me? 687 00:54:20,450 --> 00:54:23,620 Extremely dangerous. 688 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,780 Shoot to kill! 689 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,500 Let's move it out! Come on! 690 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,290 Richard, come with me. 691 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,000 Okay. 692 00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:38,630 Let's go. 693 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:46,850 - No, don't shoot. - We give up! 694 00:54:47,010 --> 00:54:48,970 - Time out! - We surrender. 695 00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:54,190 - Dr. Jenning? - What? 696 00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:59,610 - More cops, come on, hurry! - What? 697 00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:00,780 - Come here. - Get over here, Doc. 698 00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:03,530 - Howard, Howard... - What? 699 00:55:06,830 --> 00:55:08,950 The laser spectra-scope malfunctioned again. 700 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,870 There was a tremendous explosion and then... 701 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,040 I must have blacked out. Then suddenly I find myself out here. 702 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,760 - Are they after you? - Does 'shoot to kill' sound serious? 703 00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:26,260 I'm probably finished, too. 704 00:55:27,470 --> 00:55:29,560 Those experiments weren't authorized. 705 00:55:29,810 --> 00:55:31,930 They're probably gonna blame me. 706 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:36,480 Oh, my God, he needs help. Howard, maybe... 707 00:55:36,650 --> 00:55:39,400 - we all should get out of here. - You got a car, Doc? 708 00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:47,660 What's wrong with me? There's the back gate. 709 00:55:47,910 --> 00:55:51,410 - Good, there's no cops. - I don't have a gate key. 710 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:54,080 You've got a foot, don't you? So step on it. 711 00:56:01,510 --> 00:56:03,170 Lieutenant, a car crashed out the back gate. 712 00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:04,930 - Headed for Highway Five. - All right, get out an All Points... 713 00:56:05,010 --> 00:56:06,760 - Bulletin right now. - Yes, sir! 714 00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:11,520 How in the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck? 715 00:56:11,970 --> 00:56:14,940 - It's a duck hunt. - Hansen, please, don't, don't... 716 00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:16,850 don't start, please? Please? 717 00:56:17,810 --> 00:56:20,770 Can't you understand? I'm telling you I saw something! 718 00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:22,900 Doc, you're in shock from the explosion... 719 00:56:23,030 --> 00:56:26,110 - and you're imagining things. - Watch where you're going, damn it! 720 00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:38,210 Listen, an evil has landed. The world is in great danger. 721 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:40,880 Yeah, it certainly is when you're out on the highway. 722 00:56:41,050 --> 00:56:42,510 Look out! 723 00:56:47,890 --> 00:56:49,350 You're gonna get us killed. 724 00:56:49,470 --> 00:56:53,390 It feels like something inside me gnawing at my guts! 725 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,390 - What's wrong with me? - Well, what did you have for lunch? 726 00:56:57,650 --> 00:57:00,400 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 727 00:57:10,990 --> 00:57:13,870 Come on, give us a break! Don't close your eyes. 728 00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:15,000 The pain. 729 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,420 It's like I'm transforming inside. I'm afraid I'm about... 730 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:20,840 - to become something else. - Oh, great... 731 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,710 - like a sex change or something. - Something's growing inside me. 732 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,670 It's replicating and superseding all my intern organs! 733 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,590 Well, stop at a bathroom, huh? 734 00:57:29,470 --> 00:57:32,390 That monster's shape I saw. 735 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,310 - Jenning! - It's inside my body. 736 00:57:38,730 --> 00:57:41,440 This guy's delirious. He's not making any sense. 737 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:44,020 It's too late. The end of the world is coming... 738 00:57:44,150 --> 00:57:46,570 and I will be the cause of it. 739 00:57:47,150 --> 00:57:50,910 Jenning, man, slow down! Steer you big yo-yo! Steer! 740 00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:01,880 Howard, step on the brake! Howard, step on the brake! 741 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,720 Oh, no! White line, wrong way. 742 00:58:22,310 --> 00:58:25,610 - The brake! Push, Beverly, push! - I'm trying! 743 00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:44,630 I'm dead. Yes, you are. 744 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:47,670 - You think that's funny, Jenning? - I'm not Jenning any more. 745 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:53,550 The transformation is complete. I am now someone else. 746 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,890 Try telling that to your insurance company. 747 00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:59,020 I think he needs come coffee. Come on. 748 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:11,860 Oh, after you. 749 00:59:24,290 --> 00:59:25,170 Hey, sorry. 750 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:28,000 This is why I hate the night' shift. 751 00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:32,470 I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises. 752 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:37,560 Hey, have a heart. Seeing eye duck. 753 00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:40,560 Touching, isn't he? 754 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,400 Not so tight. What are you doing? Falling in love? 755 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,610 Yeah, sit down. 756 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,020 I need a beer bad. Gotta find a waitress. 757 00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:50,110 Yeah. 758 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:55,660 - Hey, honey! You! - Yeah, I'm coming. 759 00:59:56,740 --> 00:59:58,580 Here she comes. 760 00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:03,830 Your kid's costume is really radical. I'll bet he's crazy about... 761 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:08,250 Yeah, I'm very attached to him. 762 01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:11,260 Your dad's sort of in his own space. 763 01:00:11,380 --> 01:00:13,050 What do you think he'd like to eat? 764 01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:16,930 I no longer need human food. 765 01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,720 I know it's a drag, but you're gonna have to order some food... 766 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:23,480 if you wanna sit here, so how about the specials on the menu? 767 01:00:26,310 --> 01:00:30,440 You are about to witness the end of the old world... 768 01:00:30,610 --> 01:00:33,440 and the birth of the new. 769 01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:37,620 Hey, is he like one of those TV Evangelists or something? 770 01:00:38,030 --> 01:00:39,530 - Yeah. - Or something. 771 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:41,950 - I'm gonna kill somebody. - It's okay, Howard. 772 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,330 Why don't we just have three specials and three beers. 773 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:45,460 Right. 774 01:00:48,170 --> 01:00:51,460 - Poor girl. - Listen, Dr. J. 775 01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:56,260 If you could tune back into reality for a second. 776 01:00:56,510 --> 01:00:59,430 I don't understand anything you're talking about. 777 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:03,640 All I know is I need that laser machine to get me home. 778 01:01:03,810 --> 01:01:06,640 Is it still working, Jenning? Jenning! 779 01:01:06,810 --> 01:01:11,480 I told you, bird brain, I'm not Jenning any more! 780 01:01:11,690 --> 01:01:16,450 I am now one of the Dark Over Lords of the Universe. 781 01:01:17,030 --> 01:01:21,330 - Dark Over Lord of the Universe? - That must be quite a responsibility. 782 01:01:21,410 --> 01:01:25,960 Tonight the laser beam hit the Nexus of Sominus. 783 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,170 What is that? A Suburb of Cleveland? 784 01:01:28,870 --> 01:01:33,800 It lied beyond the planets. It's a region of demons... 785 01:01:34,210 --> 01:01:38,720 to which we Dark Over Lords were exiled eons ago. 786 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,640 - I hope you're getting all this. - Howard, what I'm getting is that... 787 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,470 - this man is very, very sick. - Just as you... 788 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,520 were brought down here accidentally. 789 01:01:47,730 --> 01:01:52,190 Tonight the laser beam released me from that... 790 01:01:52,310 --> 01:01:57,240 region of demons and pulled me down into that lab. 791 01:01:57,740 --> 01:02:01,160 - Small universe. - During the explosion... 792 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:06,080 I entered Jenning's body. So... 793 01:02:09,210 --> 01:02:12,040 I have disguised my true form... 794 01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:18,010 which would be considered hideous and revolting here. 795 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,090 Lucky for the people eating. 796 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,020 You ordered the specials, what's wrong? 797 01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:31,560 This will mean the extinction of all existing life forms. 798 01:02:31,730 --> 01:02:33,940 - You haven't even tasted it, yet. - What do you think? 799 01:02:34,110 --> 01:02:35,690 I'm into cannibalism or something? 800 01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:39,150 Hey, are we like all in the same discussion here? 801 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,320 I'll give you a hint, Doll. What's white, ovid... 802 01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:44,450 and always reminds me of my birthday? 803 01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:47,080 - I don't know. - The eggs! Get them out of here! 804 01:02:47,950 --> 01:02:53,080 Gosh, you know, hostility is like psychic boomerang. 805 01:02:53,710 --> 01:02:57,210 I can't believe this planet! Fried eggs. Yuck! 806 01:02:57,590 --> 01:03:01,800 - Just bring the beer! - Howard? Howard? 807 01:03:16,230 --> 01:03:18,110 - What happened? - How the hell did you do that? 808 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,900 - My powers are growing. - Watch out! 809 01:03:21,030 --> 01:03:23,450 - It is time now. - What's that? 810 01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:27,200 It is the code key. It will activate the laser spectra scope... 811 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:31,750 when I use it tonight to bring down the other Dark Over Lords. 812 01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:34,210 - The others? - Now he's got a whole gang. 813 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,880 Well, screw them. I got dibs on the laser first. 814 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,460 Gimme that code hey. That's my ticket home! 815 01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:51,180 - Look at his hand! - It's nothing. Look at his face! 816 01:03:52,810 --> 01:03:56,690 Yes. Soon the Dark Over Lords will engulf the Earth. 817 01:03:57,020 --> 01:04:02,530 - Nothing human will remain here. - Nothing ducks will remain either! 818 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,530 - Move, we're going! - You will get the check? 819 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,910 Hate to eat and run. 820 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,290 - Hello there. - Get out of the way. 821 01:04:10,370 --> 01:04:12,830 - Hey, look the talking duck. - Bug off! 822 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:17,250 - Lord, what is that? - You jackass, he's a ventriloquist. 823 01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:19,840 These guy here is doing the talking and this here's the dummy. 824 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,460 Go ahead, say something, dummy! 825 01:04:21,590 --> 01:04:24,680 You might not wanna hear what I'll say, Bozo! 826 01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:28,140 Did you make him say that, Jerk Off? 827 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,640 Leave him alone! He was just in an industrial accident. 828 01:04:32,810 --> 01:04:34,270 - So take a hike, Cowboy! - You... 829 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,600 - You're a dead duck! - Hey! 830 01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:38,690 What's this? The key to your duck mobile? 831 01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:40,360 Gimme that or you're gonna be sorry. 832 01:04:40,570 --> 01:04:42,690 Better watch out he's a master of Quack-foo! 833 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:44,280 I'll Quack-foo him! 834 01:04:44,950 --> 01:04:46,200 Bullies! 835 01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:49,910 Put me down! Come on that front. 836 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,000 All nice! Going up! I'm going. 837 01:04:59,380 --> 01:05:01,590 This one's for you, Cracker! 838 01:05:02,550 --> 01:05:05,630 - Good shot! Good shot! - Another hungry customer! 839 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,510 - You... - Toro, toro! Ole! 840 01:05:11,180 --> 01:05:13,520 I'm gonna get you, you dumb duck! 841 01:05:14,730 --> 01:05:16,270 Hey, boy! 842 01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:23,280 Call the police! Not the police! 843 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,320 Call somebody else! They're gonna hurt Howard. 844 01:05:25,490 --> 01:05:30,660 An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth. 845 01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:33,370 No, no, we have fights in here all the time. 846 01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:38,710 - Man, Jenning! Your order is ready. - Are you gonna just sit there? 847 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:42,130 - She took my eggs! - One special! 848 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:45,300 - Howard! - Beverly! 849 01:05:46,090 --> 01:05:48,130 - Howard! - Jenning! 850 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:52,430 - I could use some help here, Buddy! - Come on, let's get out of here! 851 01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:57,230 Howard? 852 01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:01,520 You're not getting away now, you stinking little bird! 853 01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:05,070 Put me down! Put me down right now! 854 01:06:05,730 --> 01:06:10,530 Put him down! Howard maybe a duck but you people are animals! 855 01:06:10,870 --> 01:06:17,410 - He's my boyfriend! - That's disgusting. 856 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,830 You don't make me proud to be a human! 857 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,080 Let me just pay the check and I'm out of here. 858 01:06:23,790 --> 01:06:25,000 I can't believe that you're just sitting here. 859 01:06:25,170 --> 01:06:27,010 Look what they're doing to Howard! 860 01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:30,630 - Geez! - Chicken fry! 861 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,720 Where's the SPCA when you need them? 862 01:06:32,850 --> 01:06:36,640 - I am not immune. - I'm gonna barbecue your bill, bird. 863 01:06:36,770 --> 01:06:39,140 Great duck in heaven, this is the end of Howard. 864 01:06:39,230 --> 01:06:41,690 There's gonna be more violence! I hate violence! 865 01:06:41,810 --> 01:06:43,860 You gotta go in there and beat them up. 866 01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:47,490 Jenning! Jenning, don't just sit there! This is serious! 867 01:06:47,650 --> 01:06:50,280 - They're gonna cook me! - Take that! 868 01:06:52,070 --> 01:06:56,870 - Any last words? - Yeah, Jenning! 869 01:06:57,660 --> 01:07:01,080 - He's my favorite duck. - You hardly know him. 870 01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:04,790 Jenning! They're seasoning me! Wait, you better let me up. 871 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,210 - You don't wanna get my friend angry! - Yeah? Why? 872 01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:11,300 Because he's one of the Dark Over Lords of the Universe. 873 01:07:11,470 --> 01:07:14,350 And he can destroy you and the Earth, everything. 874 01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:19,730 Yeah, well, I didn't buy it at first either. 875 01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:24,190 Look, they're laughing at you and they've got Mr. Code Key. 876 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,860 My God! 877 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,200 - One, two... - Wait a minute! Jenning! 878 01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:37,200 Look! I warned you! Here he comes! 879 01:07:52,510 --> 01:07:57,220 - He must have ate the chili. - Release the small water fowl! 880 01:07:59,430 --> 01:08:02,940 - Bring me the Code Key, Howard. - Right! The Code Key! 881 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:05,440 You heard him! Cut me loose! 882 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:10,190 Sounds like a brunch of bull puckie to me! 883 01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:12,320 My God! 884 01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:30,170 My God! 885 01:08:38,470 --> 01:08:41,350 - Are you okay, Howard? - Yes. 886 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,230 - Enough of this crap! - You out of here! 887 01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:50,270 If you can't take the heat, get out of that kitchen! 888 01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:01,160 - Where's the Code Key? - It's closing time! 889 01:09:05,330 --> 01:09:10,170 The Code Key! It's not nice to fool with the Dark Over Lord. 890 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,150 - They get the point, Jenning! - Get out of the way! 891 01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:45,500 - Now's our chance. - Yeah, come on. This way. 892 01:09:47,830 --> 01:09:49,710 Cut it out, Howard. 893 01:09:52,630 --> 01:09:56,840 - Going somewhere? - Yeah, without you! 894 01:10:09,310 --> 01:10:13,190 - Move the table out of the way! - I can't, it's stuck! 895 01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:15,990 What's wrong? 896 01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:20,070 Howard, get down from there! 897 01:10:20,990 --> 01:10:24,370 - Like I'm doing this on purpose? - Give me the Code Key! 898 01:10:24,490 --> 01:10:26,750 Yeah? What if I don't? 899 01:10:28,460 --> 01:10:31,580 Can't you take a joke? Geez, you broke my head. 900 01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:47,270 I will now bring down the other Dark Over Lords. 901 01:10:47,430 --> 01:10:49,560 Hey, what about me? 902 01:11:01,070 --> 01:11:03,910 You filthy scum bucket! 903 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,010 Run! 904 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,940 No! Beverly! 905 01:11:36,690 --> 01:11:38,150 Beverly? 906 01:11:45,490 --> 01:11:47,160 Howard, look out! 907 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:52,830 You killed him! You killed him! 908 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:59,840 Beverly, I'll find you! 909 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:12,060 - I need your body. - You creep, I've that one before! 910 01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:15,860 The Dark Over Lords cannot exist on this planet unless... 911 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:22,700 - they grow inside a human body. - God, no! 912 01:12:27,870 --> 01:12:31,620 I hurt! Need energy. 913 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,330 Watch out! 914 01:12:39,710 --> 01:12:42,760 More energy! 915 01:12:51,770 --> 01:12:54,270 Geez, that's the grossest! I'm gonna puke! 916 01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,730 There was this big guy and this girl and this little kid. 917 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,940 At least I thought it was a little kid. 918 01:13:26,150 --> 01:13:30,360 Then I flashed on reality right! Halloween's not till next month. 919 01:13:30,530 --> 01:13:33,410 I know my rights. Where's my baseball cap? 920 01:13:33,490 --> 01:13:35,410 - Shut up! - Bastards! 921 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:41,080 Can't move! 922 01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,880 Philsey? 923 01:13:45,550 --> 01:13:47,960 Philsey? 924 01:13:51,590 --> 01:13:54,930 Philsey! It's me. 925 01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,560 Howard. 926 01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:11,700 Howard, I got arrested at the plant. I'm gonna have a criminal record. 927 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,070 Jenning kidnapped Beverly. 928 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,200 He's taking her back to that science lab. 929 01:14:16,330 --> 01:14:19,290 - What? Why? - He's some kind of monster. 930 01:14:19,410 --> 01:14:22,620 He's gonna bring down more of his buddies. He's got big plans. 931 01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:26,380 Like taking over Earth. Philsey, we gotta get out of here. 932 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:29,590 Howard, this door doesn't have any handles... 933 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,840 get a rock or something and break this window. 934 01:14:31,970 --> 01:14:33,930 - A rock? - Window. 935 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,430 Let me try the door first. 936 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,640 - How we getting out of here? - Come on. 937 01:14:44,770 --> 01:14:46,730 Philsey, where we going? 938 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,070 Hey, over here. 939 01:14:55,070 --> 01:14:59,290 - They're gonna be gone soon. - Hey, let's steal a cop car. 940 01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,450 Don't you think that would be a little conspicuous? 941 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:04,500 - Hitchhike? Cab? - What is that? 942 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,840 Gezz! It looks like an airplane. 943 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,260 Well, it will be. We can put it together in no time. 944 01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:15,340 Somebody's weekend hobby's gonna get back to that lab. 945 01:15:15,510 --> 01:15:17,680 Hey, we've got a saying on my planet. 946 01:15:17,970 --> 01:15:21,390 If God intended us to fly he wouldn't have taken away our wings. 947 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,020 That's really profound, Howard. Could you find the tool box? 948 01:15:24,230 --> 01:15:26,560 Yeah, I know why you want a tool box. 949 01:15:26,690 --> 01:15:28,310 You got a screw loose. 950 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:49,670 - Power. - No. 951 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,020 They just spotted the duck and the kid. 952 01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:11,860 - Where? - Behind the warehouse next door. 953 01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:15,190 - They're about to take off. - What do you mean "take off"? 954 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:18,030 - It's not doing anything. - Cops! 955 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,910 - Push forward on the throttle. - Okay, yeah. 956 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,950 Full throttle! Full throttle! 957 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,210 - Cops, Philsey! - One eighty, Howard. 958 01:16:27,370 --> 01:16:28,120 Right. 959 01:16:31,340 --> 01:16:33,050 One away! 960 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,840 Come on! Hurry up! 961 01:16:37,590 --> 01:16:41,600 - There's cops everywhere. - Not in the air, Howard! Up, up! 962 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,310 Look out! 963 01:16:46,350 --> 01:16:48,900 Prepare for a take-off. 964 01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,410 No, no! 965 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:08,460 Follow them! Bring them down and bring them back! 966 01:17:10,790 --> 01:17:14,800 I want that duck! Dead or alive! 967 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,590 - South, Southwest, Howard. - What? 968 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,340 That way. Stay low! 969 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:25,310 Beverly, I'm coming to get you, sweetheart. 970 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:54,250 Help me! Help! Somebody help me! Please, help me! 971 01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:55,420 Please watch your step. 972 01:17:55,590 --> 01:17:56,920 I think you're all gonna find this very interesting. 973 01:17:57,050 --> 01:17:59,130 You know, honestly, Congressman this Three Mile Islands China... 974 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:01,590 Syndrome melt down stuff. It's all history. 975 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:02,720 The only melt downs around here... 976 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,970 are the cheese sandwiches in the toaster oven. 977 01:18:10,690 --> 01:18:14,230 These Washington guys take a real beating on these junkets. 978 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:20,610 Our nuclear reactor is pumping out one million kilowatts of power. 979 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:27,620 One million kilowatts of power? 980 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:32,000 Yes, sir. Listen, I think we could all use cup of coffee. 981 01:18:32,370 --> 01:18:36,210 Help! Somebody help me, please! Help! 982 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:20,960 Come on! Go, go, go, go! 983 01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:36,190 I feel much better. 984 01:19:41,530 --> 01:19:44,650 What's that? Right pedal! Right pedal! 985 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,870 - Damn it, that was too close! - I'm just learning here! 986 01:19:49,990 --> 01:19:52,040 Howard, in pre-historic times you flew. 987 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:57,380 Fly, Howard! Find your instincts. Trust your birdness. Fly! 988 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,890 Howard, pull up! Pull up! 989 01:20:20,730 --> 01:20:22,780 - Touch down! - Great landing, Howard... 990 01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:24,860 but this isn't gonna get us to the lab. 991 01:20:25,030 --> 01:20:28,990 You said to follow my instincts. This is my nesting instinct. 992 01:20:33,290 --> 01:20:37,170 - I'm flying, blind here. - Shut up! You're not flying at all! 993 01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:39,960 - Let her rip! - Bombs away! 994 01:20:45,170 --> 01:20:47,630 Pull it up, Howard, were running outta land! 995 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,180 - Wet stuff ahead! - Watch out! 996 01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:20,000 Death from the skies to all duck, Hunters! 997 01:21:21,380 --> 01:21:23,000 Toro, toro, toro! 998 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,010 Vengeance is mine! Yeah! 999 01:21:28,380 --> 01:21:29,800 Bonzai! 1000 01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:47,400 Slow down. Slow down. 1001 01:21:47,650 --> 01:21:49,780 Hey, you, pull over here! 1002 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,210 This is a smog device inspection. 1003 01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:08,630 - And I need... Shut off the engine! - It is off! Somebody's pushing! 1004 01:22:14,010 --> 01:22:18,100 Shut it down! Shut it down! What the hell is wrong with you? 1005 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:26,270 - I wanna see your license, Jack! - I have no license, I am not Jack. 1006 01:23:06,150 --> 01:23:09,780 Smog inspection! 1007 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,330 What happened? 1008 01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:24,750 We gotta get outta here! 1009 01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:33,470 - Damage report, Philsey? - Fuel hose is busted! 1010 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:38,390 Rudder is wasted. Basically, we're dying here, Howard. 1011 01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:43,140 - I'm bailing out! - No, you're not! 1012 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:46,690 You're gonna get up there and fix this lawn mower now! 1013 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:58,910 - Philsey, how's it going? - I'm getting close. 1014 01:23:59,030 --> 01:24:00,910 - I'm on top of it! - Good. 1015 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:08,380 Relax, Howard, I almost got it! 1016 01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:27,270 Philsey, I did a loop the loop. I'm getting good at this! I... 1017 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,570 Howard! 1018 01:24:32,070 --> 01:24:33,690 Stop, Howard! 1019 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:38,450 Geez, I thought I lost you. 1020 01:24:39,870 --> 01:24:42,790 Philsey, this is no time for water sports. 1021 01:24:43,370 --> 01:24:45,330 I'm just kidding, big guy. 1022 01:24:59,090 --> 01:25:00,800 Hey, scum, lemme go! 1023 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:17,110 - Philsey, get back up here! - I'm trying! 1024 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,110 No, no, don't shoot! I'm an innocent hostage! 1025 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,530 - The duck's a lunatic! - What? 1026 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:26,410 He's a duck terrorist! He hijacked the plane! 1027 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,420 Howard, pull it back! 1028 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:42,600 - Welcome back, Philsey! - Thanks, it's great to be back. 1029 01:25:45,470 --> 01:25:47,430 Will you watch the road, damn it? 1030 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,100 Hey, it's just another car. It's no big deal! 1031 01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:53,150 - Yes, big deal! Big... - What? 1032 01:25:53,310 --> 01:25:55,780 Big, big, big... 1033 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:04,410 - No wings. - Welcome to the club. 1034 01:26:04,830 --> 01:26:06,410 Coming through! 1035 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,210 That's a lotta fun. I'd like to get off now. 1036 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:20,260 Slow down. Slow down! 1037 01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:23,300 Relax, I'll just throttle this baby back. 1038 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,100 - Philsey! I better tell you now. - What? 1039 01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:29,850 I can't swim! 1040 01:26:37,190 --> 01:26:40,570 Philsey, help! Philsey, help me! 1041 01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:43,490 Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim. 1042 01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:47,410 - Shut up and save me! - We've been through hell! 1043 01:26:47,580 --> 01:26:51,830 Now, I there is some kind of monster in here. Howard this crazy! 1044 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:57,500 Phil, no duck is an island and if fate sent me here to save her. 1045 01:26:57,670 --> 01:27:00,590 Then, I wonder that duck is ready to fight. 1046 01:27:03,380 --> 01:27:05,090 Damn! 1047 01:27:15,310 --> 01:27:17,400 He's starting the spectra-scope. 1048 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,820 Gezz, he's gonna bring down another Dark Over Lord. 1049 01:27:20,940 --> 01:27:24,240 - We gotta get Beverly outta there. - Hey, take it easy, Conan. 1050 01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:27,870 What are you gonna fight him with? We gotta find some kind of... Wait! 1051 01:27:28,030 --> 01:27:31,750 Carter showed me something here once that might do it, if we can find it! 1052 01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:34,920 You'll never get away with this! 1053 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:40,170 We'll find it! Come on, Philsey! 1054 01:27:41,510 --> 01:27:43,550 You don't scare me! 1055 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:56,650 Boy, the Defense Research. This is it! This is it! This is locked! 1056 01:28:06,950 --> 01:28:10,450 Okay, I know where it is. It's on the right or the left or... 1057 01:28:11,580 --> 01:28:15,040 There it is. The Neutron Disintegrator. 1058 01:28:18,170 --> 01:28:21,800 - And a big lock. - Rats! 1059 01:28:23,130 --> 01:28:27,640 Okay, all right. Turn me into a Dark Over Lord... 1060 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,390 I'll still spit in your wormy face! 1061 01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:38,860 Welcome to Dyna-Technics. Authorized personnel only. 1062 01:28:39,110 --> 01:28:45,110 Please insert Code Key. Authorized personnel only, thank you. 1063 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:50,070 Hello, Dr. Jenning. Please select your target an enter target course. 1064 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:57,370 Thank you. Laser Spectra-scope is now targeting the Nexus of Sominus. 1065 01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:59,380 Targeting is in process. 1066 01:29:08,550 --> 01:29:12,600 Come on, Philsey! Hit it harder! Way to go! 1067 01:29:14,060 --> 01:29:16,350 - Hurry up! - The Neutron Disintegrator... 1068 01:29:16,430 --> 01:29:18,900 was developed for the Army until he cost overance became... 1069 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:20,860 - really embarrassing to the... - Can it stop Jenning? 1070 01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:23,520 Theoretically, yes, unfortunately it's never been tested. 1071 01:29:27,570 --> 01:29:31,410 Attention, all personnel, please, leave the station... 1072 01:29:31,530 --> 01:29:33,870 while laser doors are opening. 1073 01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:39,170 Please, leave machine while spectra-scope extension. 1074 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:47,340 Target is now locked. Target is now locked. 1075 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,220 Is this like a stick-shift or automatic? 1076 01:29:53,390 --> 01:29:57,180 Well, Howard, you have to get into firing range without him seeing you! 1077 01:29:57,350 --> 01:30:01,230 Right. I'll sneak up on him and then I'll blast him! 1078 01:30:01,350 --> 01:30:04,020 Do you wish to bring the laser to full power? 1079 01:30:04,150 --> 01:30:05,690 Dr. Jenning, I repeat... 1080 01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:08,900 do you wish to bring the laser to full power? 1081 01:30:09,990 --> 01:30:11,320 Thank you. 1082 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:16,580 - What's this do? - No, Howard, don't... 1083 01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:21,460 Howard! 1084 01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:29,050 - You're in big trouble now! - Shut up! 1085 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:46,480 Run, Howard! He's in a bad mood! 1086 01:30:49,740 --> 01:30:52,910 Come on, Philsey, move! Let's crank her up! 1087 01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:56,580 - Hurry! - Where's that button? 1088 01:30:56,870 --> 01:30:58,540 It won't start! 1089 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,460 Oh, my God! 1090 01:31:04,290 --> 01:31:06,960 - Watch out! - Jump, Howard! 1091 01:31:07,090 --> 01:31:08,800 - This is our only chance! - Get outta there. 1092 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:11,510 - Duck! - And proud of it! 1093 01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:47,540 Philsey, you saved my life! Are you all right? 1094 01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:51,340 - Terrific, Howard. - It still won't start! 1095 01:31:51,510 --> 01:31:54,630 - Try the seat belt, Howard. - Seat belt? 1096 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,390 Whatsabe misua. 1097 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:07,190 You little pond hopper. 1098 01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:22,080 Go, Howard, go! 1099 01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:32,840 Talk about bad breath! 1100 01:32:36,430 --> 01:32:38,640 Turn off the eyes! 1101 01:32:58,610 --> 01:33:01,160 Now it's my turn. 1102 01:33:19,970 --> 01:33:23,260 Dark Over Lord, I want you! 1103 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,190 Prepare to eat beak! 1104 01:33:51,170 --> 01:33:52,880 So long sucker! 1105 01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:58,840 Howard! 1106 01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:14,980 No! 1107 01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:21,740 Howard? 1108 01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:28,370 Howard? 1109 01:34:33,420 --> 01:34:36,340 - Oh, boy! - Howard? 1110 01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:46,560 - Howard! - You all right? 1111 01:34:46,970 --> 01:34:49,730 I need this like I need another tail! 1112 01:34:49,850 --> 01:34:52,600 - You did it! - Get me down from here! 1113 01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:53,980 Come on! 1114 01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:02,860 - Dr. Jenning? - Howard, it's not... 1115 01:35:03,070 --> 01:35:03,870 It's not what? 1116 01:35:04,030 --> 01:35:05,410 The devil's not inside me any more. 1117 01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:07,660 The explosion must have released it and it's loose! 1118 01:35:07,830 --> 01:35:10,500 - What about me? - The Dark Over Lord is still here. 1119 01:35:10,620 --> 01:35:14,710 Well then, I suggest we get Beverly and get the hell outta here! 1120 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:18,920 Philsey, get her down from there! 1121 01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:23,550 - What took you so long? - Nothing. Just got arrested... 1122 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:27,260 shot at, handcuffed, I got thrown out of an airplane! 1123 01:35:28,930 --> 01:35:30,220 Guys? 1124 01:35:30,430 --> 01:35:32,440 His tongue with a cigarette lighter! 1125 01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:34,230 Cigarette lighter? That's really disgusting! 1126 01:35:34,350 --> 01:35:36,060 - Guys? - What? 1127 01:35:57,710 --> 01:35:59,500 Oh, my God! 1128 01:36:14,390 --> 01:36:16,150 Phil, Phil. Get up! Get up! 1129 01:36:16,310 --> 01:36:18,400 - It's coming! - It's coming! I was just resting. 1130 01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:19,730 Look! 1131 01:36:43,260 --> 01:36:45,970 Good boy, stay back! Stay back. Oh, boy! 1132 01:36:48,090 --> 01:36:50,510 Howard! 1133 01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:52,810 There goes Howard! We've gotta help Howard, Phill! 1134 01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:55,180 What? Yeah, gotta help Howard! 1135 01:36:56,140 --> 01:36:57,940 - Come on. Howard! - Here we go! 1136 01:37:04,070 --> 01:37:10,620 - Going somewhere, Howard? - No! 1137 01:37:12,410 --> 01:37:19,580 - There's no escape. - Philsey! Dr. Jenning! Mother! 1138 01:37:29,220 --> 01:37:32,260 - Do you wish to active the laser? - Yes. 1139 01:37:32,390 --> 01:37:33,720 Thank you, Dr. Jenning. 1140 01:37:33,890 --> 01:37:36,890 - He started the activation sequence. - He's gonna bring down more of them. 1141 01:37:37,730 --> 01:37:39,850 You may fire when ready. 1142 01:37:44,730 --> 01:37:47,610 Four minutes to arrival. 1143 01:37:58,410 --> 01:38:02,630 Philsey, Beverly, anybody! Help! 1144 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:04,750 Three minutes, thirty seconds to arrival. 1145 01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:06,670 Howard! Here! 1146 01:38:08,260 --> 01:38:11,640 All right! Like salami! 1147 01:38:18,230 --> 01:38:19,940 Did you lose something? 1148 01:38:22,610 --> 01:38:26,940 Alien specimens are arriving laboratory in three minutes. 1149 01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:36,410 All right! 1150 01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:03,520 Eat claw, Duck! 1151 01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:10,070 - Two minutes to arrival. - Belt, box, trigger! 1152 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,000 One minute, thirty seconds to arrival. 1153 01:39:25,170 --> 01:39:28,880 You little duck! 1154 01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:56,370 - One minute to arrival. - Howard! 1155 01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:01,080 There's more coming down. 1156 01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:06,750 The machine, Howard. You've got to destroy it! 1157 01:40:06,880 --> 01:40:09,000 - Blast it. - Get them! 1158 01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:13,010 No, Howard, don't! You'll never get home. 1159 01:40:13,130 --> 01:40:17,100 - Thirty seconds to arrival. - Get them! 1160 01:40:24,690 --> 01:40:29,190 Goodbye, Duck World. Get outta there. Run! 1161 01:40:29,520 --> 01:40:32,070 Ten seconds and counting to arrival. 1162 01:40:32,190 --> 01:40:32,860 Over here! 1163 01:40:32,990 --> 01:40:41,120 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two... 1164 01:40:41,290 --> 01:40:43,410 one, arrival. 1165 01:41:19,450 --> 01:41:20,700 Howard! 1166 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:35,210 No! 1167 01:41:42,510 --> 01:41:49,310 I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. 1168 01:41:53,860 --> 01:42:01,280 This world didn't threat you very good, but you saved it, didn't you? 1169 01:42:08,830 --> 01:42:18,590 - Howard? - I am not Howard anymore. 1170 01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:30,770 Geez, all this smoke, it's murder on the sinuses. 1171 01:42:34,230 --> 01:42:36,230 Fooled you, didn't I? 1172 01:42:38,190 --> 01:42:42,530 - Howard. - It's all right, Toots. 1173 01:42:54,540 --> 01:42:59,220 Well, all right, I'd like to dedicate this song to our new manager. 1174 01:43:05,350 --> 01:43:06,180 Go! 1175 01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:43,590 All right, that's mechanical. We're gonna release the big wave-0. 1176 01:43:43,720 --> 01:43:46,640 Cue as ready. Cue and go! 1177 01:43:49,930 --> 01:43:51,060 - Howard, Howard. - Yeah? 1178 01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:52,850 Help me out! Release that rope there! 1179 01:43:52,980 --> 01:43:53,980 Gotcha. 1180 01:43:56,810 --> 01:44:00,690 - Not that one! - Philsey, what's going on? 1181 01:44:00,820 --> 01:44:03,650 Get me down from here! I've done enough flying. 1182 01:44:03,820 --> 01:44:04,740 Philsey! 1183 01:44:10,790 --> 01:44:17,130 Philsey, do you realize I could have been killed up there? 1184 01:44:21,380 --> 01:44:23,970 - What's this? - Rock and Roll! 1185 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:27,260 Right! Give me four. 1186 01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:36,770 Big, big, baby. 1187 01:44:39,020 --> 01:44:40,820 Is that hot enough for you? 1188 01:45:01,630 --> 01:45:04,010 Hit a purple "A" for you all. 1189 01:45:24,940 --> 01:45:25,900 Do it! 1190 01:45:37,250 --> 01:45:39,000 That's me! 1191 01:45:51,100 --> 01:45:54,220 Thank you! Thank you! We love you. 1192 01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:58,560 Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard! 1193 01:45:59,020 --> 01:46:01,360 We love you! 1194 01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:07,650 Not bad for a duck from outer space. 1195 01:46:07,780 --> 01:46:09,820 You were great, Ducky. 89696