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Mom, We're Going Out In
The Backyard To Play, Okay?
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Okay, But Rudy
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Wear Your Hat.
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But It's Spring Outside.
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Yes, But It's Only 45 Degrees
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So Put It On.
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Okay. Kenny, Put
Yours On, Too.
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I Don't Have To.
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I'm A Man.
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So?
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Men Don't Get Cold In Spring.
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They Only Get Cold
When It's Below Zero.
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That's Why They Send Men
To The South Pole.
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There Are Women
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At The South Pole.
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Oh, Yeah, But They Stay Inside.
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Oh, I See.
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I'll Call Your Mother
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And Tell Her That You Went
Outside Without Your Hat On.
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I'm Sure She'll Say It's Okay
Because You're A Man.
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Let's Go, Rudy.
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Okay.
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Cliff:
Hey, Look
At Kenny!
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You Told Me
You'd Never Wear A Hat
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As Long
As You Live.
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You Are Not Going To Believe
What Happened To Your Son Today.
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What?
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No, Ask Your Son--
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Who Has Gone Fishing
15 Or 20 Times
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Who Has Never
Caught Anything--
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Ask Him What He
Reeled In Today.
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A Rubber Tire.
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No, Ask Him
What He Caught.
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You Caught A Fish?
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Where Is It?
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The Morgue.
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He Caught A Dead Man
In A Three-Piece Suit.
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The Police Think
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It Was A Gangster Named
Jimmy "The Snake" Martin.
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So Granddad Said:
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"Wait A Minute, Fellows.
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Let's Just Change Places
So We Can Reel It In."
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So We're Reeling In,
And I Got Mine In
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And Granddad Has His In
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And Your Son Is Pulling
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And His Pole Is Bent Over
Like This.
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He Said, "Dad, I Got Something."
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So I Said
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"I'll Help You Pull It In."
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I Wanted To
Bring It In Myself.
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But The Fish Wasn't
Putting Up Much Of A Fight.
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Dad Thought It
Was An Old Tire.
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I Said, "Dad,
This Is Not A Tire.
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I Can Feel It."
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And It Wasn't.
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Theo:
So I Said
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"Let Me Reel It In."
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I Pulled With All My Might
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And This Thing
Floated To The Surface.
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And Then He Pulled It
And Saw The Thing...
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And My Son
Saw It
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And My Son Said,
"That's It!
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I'm Not Fishing
No More!"
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And "Phoom" Took Off.
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I Had To Run And Catch Him.
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My Man Was Gone.
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I Said
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"Hold It, Man."
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I Said, "You Go
Get The Police."
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And He Went And
Called The Police.
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Dad And I Covered
The Man Up.
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He Came Back
With The Reporter
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And They
Interviewed Him.
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The Police Asked Us
Some Questions.
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So They Went Off,
And Here We Are.
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But I Must Tell You That
I'm Proud Of My Friend
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Who, After Being 0 For 15
In Catching A Fish
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Is One For One
In Catching A Dead Man.
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That's Enough Warming Up.
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Let's Play Now.
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We Don't Have
Enough People.
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We'll Play
One-On-One.
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I'll Be The Goalie.
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You Try To
Kick It Past Me.
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That Will Be Easy.
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Nuh-Uh.
I'm Quicker Than You.
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In Your Dreams.
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Goal!
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Yes!
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Whoo!
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You're Stupid.
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You're A Sore Loser.
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Sun's In My Eyes.
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Right.
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Bet You Can't Do It Again.
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Kenny,
Come Here.
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Look.
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Wow, A Bird's Nest!
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Look, Babies.
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I Wonder
Where The Mother Is.
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She Should Be With Her Children.
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Maybe She's Looking For Food.
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The Man Bird Gets The Food.
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The Mother Stays With The Nest.
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Is That What Your Brother Said?
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No, That's The Way
Things Are In Nature.
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Nuh-Uh.
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I Saw A Tv Show About Birds
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And The Mother Bird Flew Away
And Got Bugs For Her Babies.
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We Should Watch Over Them.
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If The Mother Doesn't
Come Back By Tomorrow
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We'll Adopt Them, And
We'll Take Care Of Them.
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I Guess That Will
Make You The Mama Bird
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And Me
The Daddy Bird.
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Look At That.
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Hi.
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Ooh, Hi.
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Everybody In The Office
Is Talking About Theo.
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I Told Everybody At The Hospital
About My Son, The Fisherman.
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It Is Kind Of Exciting--
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Our Boy Getting
All This Attention.
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You Better Believe It.
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And He's Handling It
With Great Maturity, Too.
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Mom, Dad...
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Do You Know Who
You're Looking At?
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Check Out Page Two
Of The Daily Chronicle.
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It's A Picture Of You
By The Lake.
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When Was This Taken?
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A Reporter
Came By School Today
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To Ask Me Some Questions.
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At Lunch, He Took Me
To The Lake
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And Took My Picture.
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Read The Headline.
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"Brooklyn Boy Hooks Dead Meat."
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Isn't That Great?
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It Was That Gangster,
Jimmy "The Snake" Martin.
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He Ran A Stolen Car Ring.
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The Police Have Been
Looking For Him.
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Read On, Mom.
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"A Brooklyn Youth,
Armed With A Fishing Pole
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"Solved A Mystery
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That Baffled Police
For Three Weeks."
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I'm A Hero.
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You Should Have Seen The Kids
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When I Had The Photographer
Hanging Out With Me
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And The Reporter.
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Dad, A Teacher
At School
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Asked Me To Write
A Story About It
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In The School Newspaper.
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You're Kidding.
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I Went To The Newsstand
To Buy The Paper.
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The Guy Looked
At Me And Said:
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"Page Two, Right?"
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I Said, "Yeah."
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He Said, "Hey, Man,
Autograph This."
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So I Signed It
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And Pretty Soon, I Had
People Crowding Around Me
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Asking Questions.
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Yesterday Was The Best Thing
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That Ever Happened To Me.
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Theo, Did You
Say These Things?
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What Things?
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"I Pulled The Line
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"And The Bloated Corpse
Popped Out Of The Water.
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"It Was A Mess.
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"The Guy Was Purple.
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"His Nose Was Pushed
Over To His Ear.
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"He Looked
Very Bad.
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It Looked Like Some Mobsters
Had Worked Him Over Real Good."
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Did You Say This?
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I Told The Reporter
I Was Calling The Police
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While Dad Pulled The Body
From The Water.
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And From That
He Got This?
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Dad, I Got All
The Local Newspapers.
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Thank You.
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I Had To Go To
Five Different Newsstands.
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(Phone Ringing )
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I'll Get It.
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Huxtable Residence.
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Yes, This Is Theodore Huxtable.
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You Do?!
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Okay, Could You Hold On
For One Second?
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Yeah.
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Dad, It's
Action News.
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They Want To
Interview Me.
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They're Putting You
On Television For This?
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Give Me The Telephone, Please.
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This Is Clair Huxtable,
Theodore's Mother.
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One Moment, Please.
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This Isaction News
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And They Do Want
To Talk To Him.
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Action News!
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They're The Number One
News Team In The City.
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I Have To Do It.
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Suppose They Exploit You
Like That Paper Did?
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They Won't Exploit Me.
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00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:02,864
I Promise.
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I Can Handle Myself.
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How Do You Know That
They Won't Exploit You?
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He Can Do The Interview,
But We Have To Be Present.
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Fine, You're
The Boss In This.
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Dr. Huxtable And I
Have Talked This Over.
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We've Decided To Let
Theodore Do This Interview
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But We Must Be Present.
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What Time Would You
Like To Do It?
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Fine, We're At
10 Stigwood Avenue
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In Brooklyn.
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See You Then.
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Yes, Thank You.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Okay, At 6:00, A News Team
Is Coming To Tape.
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I'd Better Get Busy With Dinner.
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Can You Make Your Own Salad?
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I Think I Can.
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I Think I Can, I Think I Can,
I Think I Can, I Think I Can.
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So, Vanessa,
How Does It Feel
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To Have A Brother
Who's A Celebrity?
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Theo, It's Really No Big Deal.
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All You Did Was Fish Up
A Dead Body By Accident.
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Vanessa, Do You Know How Many
Important Things In History
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Have Happened By Accident?
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Penicillin
Was Discovered
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When Somebody Left
A Cheese Sandwich Out Overnight.
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Theo, In History
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00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:18,297
You Wouldn't Have Been The Guy
Who Discovered Penicillin.
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00:10:18,297 --> 00:10:22,364
You'd Have Been The Guy Who
Left The Cheese Sandwich Out.
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All Right, What About
Sir Isaac Newton?
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00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:28,497
He Was Just Sitting There
Under A Tree
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And An Apple Hit Him On The Head
And Gravity Was Discovered.
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Theo, In History
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You Would Have Been The Branch
Holding The Apple.
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All Right, Vanessa.
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Maybe I Am Just A Branch
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Or Maybe I Am Just The Guy
Who Left The Cheese Sandwich
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But I Don't See Action News
Calling To Interview You.
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Now If You'll
Excuse Me
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I Have To Go Upstairs
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And Figure Out What I'm Going
To Wear For My Interview.
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Hey, Mom,
How Do I Look?
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Very Nice.
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00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:20,597
I Wore The Dark Blue Jacket
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Because Lots Of Newscasters
Wear Blue
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And I Read Somewhere
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If You Wear Blue,
People Trust You More.
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Theo, Sit Down.
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Son, Your Father And I
Are Very Concerned
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About Your Going
Through With This.
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We're Going To Be Present.
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You Know, Mom, You Would
Make A Great Manager.
250
00:11:39,864 --> 00:11:44,030
A Celebrity Sometimes Needs
A Good Manager To Protect Him.
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If I Get A Movie Deal,
You Can Negotiate The Contract.
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00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,730
Mom, Isaction News Here Yet?
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00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:52,730
No, Not Yet.
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00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:53,964
How Do I Look?
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You Look Sharp.
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00:11:55,164 --> 00:11:57,797
You Think They'll
Interview Your Friends?
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No, Just His Sister.
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All Right, You Two.
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00:12:01,797 --> 00:12:03,230
This Is Between
Theo And The Reporter
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So You Two Leave.
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00:12:04,664 --> 00:12:05,664
That's Fine.
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00:12:05,664 --> 00:12:07,364
We Have Things To Do.
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00:12:07,364 --> 00:12:08,830
It's A Secret.
264
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:12,397
We're Not Even Going
To Tell Theaction News Team.
265
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:13,697
( Doorbell )
266
00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:15,064
Is That Them?
267
00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:16,064
Yes.
268
00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:20,964
Hi, I'm Harriet Waters,
Action News.
269
00:12:20,964 --> 00:12:23,464
This Is My Cameraman,
Wayne Urick.
270
00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:24,597
I'm Mrs. Huxtable.
271
00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:25,764
This Is Dr. Huxtable.
272
00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,764
We Watch You
All The Time.
273
00:12:27,764 --> 00:12:29,164
Thanks For
Watching.
274
00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:30,430
You Must Be Theo.
275
00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:33,297
You Saw My Picture
In The Newspaper, Right?
276
00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:36,564
Yes. That Picture Went Into
Papers All Across The Country.
277
00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:37,630
Really?
278
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,397
You Think It Got
To Hollywood?
279
00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:41,530
Probably.
280
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:42,697
Could We Start?
281
00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:45,730
I'd Like To Finish
So We Can Have Dinner.
282
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:46,964
Oh, Of Course.
283
00:12:46,964 --> 00:12:50,097
I'd Like To Shoot Theo
Sitting On The Couch.
284
00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:51,597
Yeah, Fine.
285
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:54,464
We'll Be Right Here.
286
00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:55,630
I Understand.
287
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:56,797
That's Fine.
288
00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:59,297
This Is Harriet Waters,
Action News
289
00:12:59,297 --> 00:13:02,364
Talking To Theo Huxtable,
Who, Two Days Ago
290
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,197
While Fishing With
His Father And Grandfather
291
00:13:05,197 --> 00:13:07,597
Discovered The Body
Of Alleged Mobster
292
00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:09,530
Jimmy "The Snake" Martin.
293
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:12,030
Theo, How Do You Feel
294
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,530
Knowing That You've
Helped The Police
295
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:15,030
Solve A Major Crime?
296
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:18,230
I Feel I've Done My Duty
As A Citizen.
297
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,497
I Love Brooklyn
298
00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:23,097
And I'm Glad I Was Able
To Serve It This Way.
299
00:13:26,464 --> 00:13:28,664
What Were Your
Very First Thoughts
300
00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:31,297
When The Body Surfaced?
301
00:13:31,297 --> 00:13:34,564
As The Son Of A Physician,
I Ascertained Immediately
302
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,930
That The Body Had Expired
About Three Weeks Ago.
303
00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:43,164
Did You Know That
After Your Discovery
304
00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,397
The Police
Dragged The Lake
305
00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:48,730
And Found The Bodies Of Several
Other Underworld Figures?
306
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:49,930
I'm Not Surprised.
307
00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:53,997
According To
My Information
308
00:13:53,997 --> 00:13:56,464
The Police Believe
That You Have Discovered
309
00:13:56,464 --> 00:13:59,064
A Major Dumping Ground
For Slain Mobsters.
310
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:01,964
When This All Happened,
I Got The Feeling
311
00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:05,397
That The Body Was Just
The Tip Of An Iceberg.
312
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:11,830
Theo, Tell Me, How Are You
Handling Your Newfound Fame?
313
00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:16,164
I'm Taking It All In Stride.
314
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,349
Those Birds Look
Really Hungry.
315
00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:23,549
I Wonder Where
The Mother Is.
316
00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:25,515
We're The Mommy
And Daddy Now.
317
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:26,766
Get Out A Frying Pan.
318
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,666
Are You Sure They Like
Their Worms Cooked?
319
00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:31,932
They're Babies.
320
00:14:31,932 --> 00:14:34,932
You Have To Cook Their Food
To Kill The Germs.
321
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,199
Okay.
322
00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:42,232
What's The Butter For?
323
00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:45,232
You Always Put Butter
In A Frying Pan.
324
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,766
It Keeps The Worms
From Sticking.
325
00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:51,999
Clair:
Rudy!
326
00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:53,432
Quick, It's My Mom!
327
00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:55,099
We Have To Hide This!
328
00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:56,366
Um... Drawer.
329
00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:59,366
Um... Mom, We're In Here.
330
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,466
Rudy!
331
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:05,466
Is The Interview
Done Already?
332
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:06,832
Almost.
333
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,232
It's Getting
Dark Outside.
334
00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:11,999
I Just Wanted To Make Sure
The Two Of You Were In.
335
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,699
We're In Here.
336
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,566
Excuse Me, Please.
337
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:21,566
Do You Need
Something, Mom?
338
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,099
I Can Get It.
339
00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:24,699
I Need You To Move.
340
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,932
Who, Me Or Kenny?
341
00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:28,166
Both Of You.
342
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,932
But, Mom, We Can't.
343
00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:31,599
What Is This?
344
00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:32,666
Ooh!
345
00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:37,066
Rudy!
346
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,866
Why Are There Worms
In My Frying Pan?
347
00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,866
I Should Be Going.
348
00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:42,866
No, Kenny!
349
00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:44,366
You Come Back Here.
350
00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:46,166
What Are You Doing?
351
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,732
Mom, It Was A Secret.
352
00:15:47,732 --> 00:15:51,399
Kenny And I Are Mommy And Daddy
Of Baby Birds.
353
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:52,799
Baby Birds.
354
00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:55,966
They're Right Over There
On The Electric Meter.
355
00:15:57,699 --> 00:16:00,499
Oh, Look At That.
356
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:03,099
They're All Alone.
357
00:16:03,099 --> 00:16:04,399
Their Mommy Left Them.
358
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:05,466
Are You Sure?
359
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,799
Yes, We Watched Them
360
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,799
Since Yesterday After School.
361
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,832
The Mommy Hasn't
Come Back At All.
362
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:15,499
They Were Chirping Real Loud,
So We're Frying Up Some Worms.
363
00:16:15,499 --> 00:16:18,666
I Don't Think
We Should Do This
364
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:22,199
Because Worms Are
Living Creatures, Too.
365
00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:24,199
Yeah, But They're Ugly.
366
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,666
But I Bet
Their Mothers Miss Them.
367
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:29,732
How Will We Feed The Birds?
368
00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,832
We Should Call The A.S.P.C.A.
369
00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:34,399
And Let Them
Take Care Of The Birds.
370
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,099
Well, We'll Go Out
371
00:16:36,099 --> 00:16:37,666
And Put These Worms Back.
372
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,532
You Want Us
To Save The Butter?
373
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,532
No, Dear, I Really Don't Think
We'll Need That.
374
00:16:43,532 --> 00:16:44,599
Okay.
375
00:16:51,732 --> 00:16:53,866
Do You Have
The Reverse Angles?
376
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:54,766
I Have It All.
377
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:55,932
I Think
We're Finished.
378
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,666
Okay, Let's
Hit The Road.
379
00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:00,166
Thank You For Being
So Cooperative.
380
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,866
When Will This Be On?
381
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:02,966
Tonight At 11:00.
382
00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:04,066
10:00 Central Time.
383
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,032
No, It's Not
A National Broadcast.
384
00:17:06,032 --> 00:17:07,032
Just Local.
385
00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:08,099
Well, Thank You.
386
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,432
We Will Be Watching.
387
00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,432
Mom, The Birds
Are Shivering.
388
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:12,966
It's Too Cold Outside.
389
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:16,232
Can They Come Inside
Until The A.S.P.C.A. Comes?
390
00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:18,632
Oh, Isn't That Sweet?
391
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,632
These Birds Are
Better Off Outside.
392
00:17:20,632 --> 00:17:22,332
Suppose The Mother
Came Back?
393
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,966
I'll Put Them Back.
394
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,232
Where Did You Find Them?
395
00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,999
I Found Them Outside
On The Electric Meter.
396
00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:29,466
Let Me Show You.
397
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,466
Okay.
398
00:17:34,199 --> 00:17:36,999
Well, Dad, I Think
I Did Pretty Well.
399
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,232
Chip Off
The Old Block.
400
00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:42,632
This Is Unbelievable.
401
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,099
I've Got To Go Upstairs
402
00:17:44,099 --> 00:17:48,399
And Tell All My Friends
To Watch The 11:00 News.
403
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:57,932
Dad?
404
00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:02,666
The 11:00 News Was Over Here
To Interview Theo.
405
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:06,499
No, They Didn't Want You.
406
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:10,932
No, And They Didn't
Interview Me.
407
00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:14,066
They Just Wanted Theo,
That's All.
408
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:16,799
And You Know What
I Just Experienced?
409
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:19,232
Remember The First Time
You Saw Me Play Football
410
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,299
And I Scored Three Touchdowns,
And You Said:
411
00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,199
"Chip Off The Old Block?"
412
00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:27,199
You Should Have Seen Him
In The Interview.
413
00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:28,199
Mature...
414
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:31,132
I Mean, The Birth
Of A Mature Man.
415
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:31,999
Huh?
416
00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:32,999
Yeah.
417
00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:35,099
Yeah, I'm Proud.
418
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,832
Okay, All Right, Dad.
419
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,732
I'll Ask The Lady
When She Comes Through
420
00:18:39,732 --> 00:18:42,099
If She Wants To Interview You.
421
00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:43,032
All Right.
422
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:46,199
Yeah, Break Out Your Trombone.
423
00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:47,332
Bye-Bye.
424
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:57,566
Don't Forget Your Galoshes
When You Go To Work On Monday.
425
00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:58,932
As You Recall
426
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,699
Yesterday, A Young High School
Student From Brooklyn
427
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,899
Fished His Way To Fame.
428
00:19:03,899 --> 00:19:05,766
There You Go.
Turn It Up.
429
00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:08,932
Theo Huxtable Brought Up
The Body Of Missing Mobster
430
00:19:08,932 --> 00:19:10,632
Jimmy "The Snake" Martin.
431
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,632
I Visited With Theo Today.
432
00:19:12,632 --> 00:19:15,766
Here's His Reaction
To This Unusual Event.
433
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:18,999
I'm Taking It All In Stride.
434
00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:24,299
But In An Ironic Comment
On Life And Death
435
00:19:24,299 --> 00:19:26,232
While Theo Was Discovering Death
436
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:30,366
His Sister Rudy Was Discovering
Life In Her Own Backyard.
437
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:33,666
Kenny And I Found
These Baby Birds.
438
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:37,432
Their Mommy Wasn't Around,
And We Didn't Want Them To Die.
439
00:19:37,432 --> 00:19:41,232
Rudy Didn't Know What To Do,
So I Had To Step In.
440
00:19:41,232 --> 00:19:42,299
You Did Not.
441
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:44,999
Mom Told Me To Call
The A.S.P.C.A.
442
00:19:44,999 --> 00:19:46,832
They'll Save The Birds.
443
00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:49,232
So While Theo
Was Calling The Police
444
00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:51,232
To Take A Dead Body Away
445
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:55,232
Little Rudy Was Calling
The A.S.P.C.A. To Save A Life.
446
00:19:55,232 --> 00:20:00,232
From All Of Us At Action News,
I'm Harriet Waters.
447
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,332
Good Night.
448
00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:04,366
(Action News Theme Music )
449
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:07,766
Very Nice!
450
00:20:07,766 --> 00:20:09,366
Very Nice.
451
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,266
I Don't Believe This.
452
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,799
I Sat Here.
453
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:20,532
I Did All That Talking
454
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:25,266
And The Whole Story Was On
Rudy And Those Birds.
455
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,999
Some People Have A Shorter
Moment In The Sun Than Others.
456
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:34,066
(Giggling )
457
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:39,099
I Called Up
All My Friends.
458
00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:43,666
I Told Them To Watch
The 11:00 Action News.
459
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:47,366
And All Of A Sudden,
What Do You See?
460
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,932
"I'm Taking It
All In Stride."
461
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:57,132
The Whole Story Was On
Rudy And Those Birds.
462
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,966
You Did Get Carried Away
With Your Own Heroics.
463
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:02,799
How Could They Do This To Me?
464
00:21:02,799 --> 00:21:05,866
They Can Do Anything
They Want To Do.
465
00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:08,199
At Least That Dude
On The Newspaper
466
00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,666
Made Me Look
Like A Hero.
467
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,666
They Made Me Look
Like A Fool.
468
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,399
Theo, That's Not Uncommon
469
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,799
On Your Father's
Side Of The Family.
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