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Theo, How You Feeling?
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I Still Have The Cold
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But Nothing Will Stop Me
From Going To The Prom.
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I Went To The Tuxedo Shop
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I Said To Myself,
"Money Is No Object.
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I'm Going To Get Something
To Make Justine Go Wild!"
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Looks Like I'm Going To Have
To Upgrade My Tuxedo.
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Smitty, Come Here.
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Just A Second.
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Be Right With You.
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How About I Pick
You Up Around 7:00?
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Great, I'll Be Waiting.
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When You See This
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You Will Want To Kiss Me, Too--
But Don't.
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We're Getting To The Prom
In Our Own Limousine.
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How Did You Score That?
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My Cousin Is The Limo King
Of Forest Hills.
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This Is His Top Chariot.
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Quadraphonic Stereo,
A Moon Roof
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A Television,
Complimentary Nuts
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And We Get The Family Discount!
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How Much?
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Regularly $90 An Hour
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For Us, $69.99, Tip Included.
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With Our Parents Chipping In,
We Could Make It.
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Smitty, Justine Will
Hate You For This.
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Once She Spends An Evening
In This Limousine With Us
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The Rest Of Her Life
Is Downhill!
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What's Up?
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Oh, Gordo.
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How Are You Getting To The Prom?
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I Hired A Car.
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You Can Say
We Hired A Car, Too.
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Check This Out.
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Not Bad.
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"Not Bad"?
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When Our Car Pulls Up
Next To Yours
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Your Date Is Going To Jump Out
And Dive Through Our Moon Roof.
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I Wouldn't Count On That, Guys.
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Because Darlene And I
Are Going To The Prom
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In This.
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You Guys Just Got
The Standard Limousine.
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I've Got The Olympiad
Ultra-Stretch.
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It's Nine Feet Longer.
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Not To Mention Fully Equipped
With Large Screen Tv, Vcr
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Cd Stereo Player
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And A Complimentary Basket
Of Tropical Fruit.
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See You Guys Later.
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Do We Have Any
Of Those Things?
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No, But We Can Stop At
The Market For The Fruit.
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Gordon Is Going
To Make Us Look Bad.
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We May Be Going
To The Prom Solo.
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We've Got To Find
Something To Top Gordon.
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How About This?
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We Take The Limo To Central Park
And Hire
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A Carriage To Take Us
To The Prom?
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No Good.
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Neil Dugan Did That Last Year.
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Disaster.
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His Date Smelled Like A Horse
All Night.
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What Are We Going To Do?
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Wait A Minute.
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Of Course, I Got It.
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What?
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This Is Good.
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It's Never Been Done
In The History Of Proms.
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Don't Leave Us Hanging.
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We Arrive At The Prom
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In A Helicopter.
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A Helicopter?
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I Love It.
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You're A Genius.
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I Know.
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Let's Do It.
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All Right.
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Theo Showed Me
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A Picture Of The Limousine
He's Taking.
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It Has Tinted Windows
So You Can't See Inside.
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If I Was In A Limousine,
I'd Want Everybody To See Me.
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Did Dad Take You In A Limousine?
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I Didn't Go To My Prom.
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Why Not?
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Your Father Was At School
Taking Final Exams
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So He Couldn't Come.
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Why Didn't You Take
Someone Else?
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Nobody Should Miss Their Prom.
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I Didn't Want To Take
Someone Else.
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Your Father And I Were In Love.
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So On Your Prom Night
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You Sat All Alone
And Cried Your Head Off?
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No, I Talked To Your Dad
On The Phone
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And Went To A Movie.
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Did You Cry Your Head Off
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At The Movie?
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No.
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Compared To Some Girls I Knew,
I Had It Very Good.
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One Girl Named Cissy Logan,
Her Father Was Very Strict.
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He Made Her Go To The Prom
With Him.
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If She Danced With A Boy, He
Stood Next To Them And Watched.
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Compared To Cissy,
I Had It Very Good.
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Rudy, Mom's Holding Back On Us.
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About What?
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About Being Happy
On Her Prom Night.
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She Was Miserable.
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She's Just Not Telling Us.
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How Do You Know?
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Because That's What Parents Do.
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They Hide Their Feelings Inside
To Protect Their Children.
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In Reality, Our Mom Has
Been Unhappy About This
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For 30 Years.
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Poor Mom.
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Hey!
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What's The Matter With You?
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Dad, How Could You Let Our Mom
Be Miserable For 30 Years?
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I Don't Understand What
You're Talking About.
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You Never Took Her
To Her Senior Prom.
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Oh.
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Listen, I Was Taking
Final Exams.
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You Could Have Come Back.
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No, I Couldn't Have.
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These Exams Were Very Important.
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I Wouldn't Have Married You.
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Clair!
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Listen, Your Mother
And I Had An Understanding.
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She Has Never Showed Me
That This Bothered Her.
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She Has Been Keeping It Inside
For 30 Years.
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Dad, You Did Mom Wrong.
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It's Time You Did
Something About It.
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You Should Take Her
To Theo's Prom.
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No, Theo Would Be Miserable
The Rest Of His Life.
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I Know.
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We Should Throw A Prom For Mom.
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What?
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Yeah, Right Here
In Our Own Living Room.
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Are You Guys Serious?
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Your Mother Didn't Suggest This?
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No.
No.
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Sounds Like A Good Idea.
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Yes, We'd Like To Take
The Private Helicopter
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To The Eastside Heliport.
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Then We'd Like To Swing South
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And Circle The Statue Of Liberty
A Few Times Before We Land.
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Also, Is There A Parking
Space For Our Limousine?
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Okay, Great.
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One More Thing.
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Do You Have Complimentary
Mixed Nuts?
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Guys, The Nuts Are Extra.
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Go For It.
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We'll Take The Nuts.
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How Much Is All This
Going To Cost?
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Sure, I'll Hold.
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He's Figuring It Out.
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I Can't Believe This
Is Going To Happen.
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Roxanne Flipped
When She Heard.
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Before, She Wouldn't
Talk To Me.
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Today, She Waited
At My Locker.
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You Should Have Seen
Gordon's Face When I Told Him.
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He Might Never Recover.
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All Right.
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Yes, I'm Here.
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Okay...
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Yeah?
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Okay, Great.
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Book It.
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Thanks.
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Gentlemen
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We Have Ourselves A Helicopter.
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All Right.
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How Much?
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Well, Rental Of The Helicopter
And Pilot: $250.
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Fuel Is Another $50.
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And There's A $20 Surcharge
Per Passenger.
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That Comes To...
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More Than $400.
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How Much Are The Nuts?
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We Can't Pay For That.
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When I Tell Roxanne There's
No Helicopter, She Will Plotz.
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We Can't Give Up.
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There's Got To Be A Way
We Can Pull This Off.
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Hey, Hey.
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Hey, Fellas.
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Look At That.
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What?
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There's An Ad For
Helicopter Lessons.
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$89 An Hour.
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I'll Take The Lessons.
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Theo, What About Us?
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You Guys Don't Get It.
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When I Go Up For My Lesson
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I'll Say I Have Five Friends
To Take Into The City.
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Will That Work?
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We'll Be Stepping
Out Of Limousines
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Dressed In Tuxedoes.
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How Can They Say "No" To Us?
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You're Right.
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We're In.
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Can I Say Something?
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Why Be Satisfied With
A Helicopter And A Limo?
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Let's Think Of Something
To Put Gordon Away.
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Yeah, Something The Ladies
Will Really Like.
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Roxanne Told Me
She Likes Caviar.
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Perfect.
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You Know What Goes
Good With Caviar?
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A Nice, Imported Salami.
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Hey, There You Go.
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Dad!
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Hey, I'm Down Here!
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Dad, I Need Your Help.
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Whoo, Look Out Now.
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Doctor Do-It!
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Thanks.
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Looking Beautiful.
What's Happening?
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I Put Everything On
That Came In The Box
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But I Don't Know What To Do
With These.
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These Are Garters
For Your Socks.
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Actually, In The Old Days
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Before They Put Rubber
In The Socks
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You Put Them On
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And After You Took
Three Steps
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The Socks Would Go
For Themselves.
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So They Wind Up
Down Around Your Ankles
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And Your Pants
Were Up Like This
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And People See The Ash
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All Up In Here.
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So You Don't
Need These Now.
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But I Want To Put Them On.
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Then Go For It.
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This Is
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A Pretty Exciting Night
For You, Isn't It?
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It Might Be One
I'll Write About.
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And You Get To Stay Out
As Late As You Want.
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I Got A Lot Of Sleep Last Night.
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Just Because You Have Permission
To Stay Out Late
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Doesn't Mean You Have Permission
Todo Everything You Want.
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Dad, I Won't Be Doing Anything
At My Prom Tonight
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That You Won't Be Doing
At Yours.
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Don't Forget.
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I'm Married To My Prom Date.
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Got You, Dad.
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Hey, Everybody!
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Hello.
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Looking Good!
Looking Good!
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Not Bad Yourself,
Huxtable.
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Who Are These
Lovely People?
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This Is Denny.
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These Are Our Dates,
Sylvia, Roxanne And Justine.
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I Want To Take
Your Picture.
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Move To This Side
Of The Room.
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Denny:
You're Taking A Picture
Of The People
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Who May Go Down
In History
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As The Greatest Prom-Goers
Of All Time.
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You And Your Friend
Move Closer.
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I'll Make Sure
It's Focused.
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What Are You Doing?
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I'm Helping.
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Can You Wait
One Second?
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Just Go Down
Right There.
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Go A Little
Further Down.
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Okay, Take It.
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Say, "Party 'Til You Drop."
262
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,364
Party 'Til You Drop.
263
00:12:05,364 --> 00:12:06,964
( Doorbell )
264
00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,631
One More.
265
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,631
I'm Mike,
The Limousine Driver.
266
00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:14,631
How Are You?
267
00:12:14,631 --> 00:12:16,931
I Hope I'm Not Disturbing You
268
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:19,797
But I Like To Meet The Parents.
269
00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:22,397
Thank You.
270
00:12:22,397 --> 00:12:24,631
As A Parent, I Know What
It's Like To Wait And Worry.
271
00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:25,631
Yeah.
272
00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:27,631
Here's My Car's
Phone Number.
273
00:12:27,631 --> 00:12:29,164
Look It Over.
274
00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:30,197
Oh, No, No.
275
00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:31,397
Have A Sit-Down.
276
00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:35,397
Theo, Do We Have Time
To Freshen Up?
277
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:36,431
Of Course.
278
00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:38,431
There's A Bathroom
Down The Hall.
279
00:12:38,431 --> 00:12:39,397
Thank You.
280
00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:44,397
While We're Waiting,
Can I Get Something To Drink?
281
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,997
There's Ginger Ale
In The Limo.
282
00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:47,997
Yeah, I Know.
283
00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:49,997
But I Want A Drink Now.
284
00:12:49,997 --> 00:12:51,097
Come With Me.
285
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,897
Guys, We Got To Talk.
286
00:12:56,897 --> 00:12:57,931
What's Up?
287
00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:59,464
It's The Caviar.
288
00:12:59,464 --> 00:13:00,897
Did You Get It?
289
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:01,564
Yeah.
290
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:02,631
Let's See It.
291
00:13:04,631 --> 00:13:05,964
That's It?
292
00:13:05,964 --> 00:13:08,131
Where's The Rest
Of It?
293
00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:09,131
This Is It.
294
00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:11,131
This Cost Me $16.
295
00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:14,964
We'll Use Small Forks
To Make It Look Like More.
296
00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:17,997
Thanks For
The Water, Theo.
297
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,364
No Problem.
298
00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:21,931
We're Ready To Go.
299
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,197
Ladies And
Gentlemen
300
00:13:23,197 --> 00:13:25,197
Your Chariot Awaits!
301
00:13:25,197 --> 00:13:26,131
All Right!
302
00:13:26,131 --> 00:13:28,464
Mom, Dad,
See You Later.
303
00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:29,464
Bye-Bye!
304
00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:31,564
Good Night.
Have A Good Time.
305
00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:36,797
Well, There's Another Child
Off To The Prom.
306
00:13:36,797 --> 00:13:39,797
Yeah, And I Have
Something For You.
307
00:13:40,797 --> 00:13:43,031
A Little Surprise For You.
308
00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:45,964
Ha-Ha!
309
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:48,631
Read That, Please.
310
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,864
"Crestview High, Class Of '58
311
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:58,197
"Presents The Starlight Memories
Senior Prom.
312
00:13:58,197 --> 00:14:00,264
"Date: Today.
Time: Tonight.
313
00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:02,731
"Place: The Papaya Ballroom
314
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:04,731
Of The Hotel Huxtable."
315
00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:06,064
If You Please.
316
00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:10,531
It's My "Sweet Sixteen" Dress!
317
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:11,531
That's Right.
318
00:14:12,531 --> 00:14:13,531
Oh!
319
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:16,097
I Can't Get Into This.
320
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,197
Yes, You Can.
321
00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:20,097
I Gave The Tailor
The Measurements.
322
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:21,764
I Did Mine Also.
323
00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:23,497
We're A Little Broader.
324
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:26,164
We're Going To The Prom?
325
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:27,431
Please Hit Your Room.
326
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,431
I'll Change In My Office.
327
00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,531
Well, Hello.
328
00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:48,331
Is This The Papaya Room
Of The Hotel Huxtable?
329
00:14:48,331 --> 00:14:49,331
Yes, It Is.
330
00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:51,664
Please, Do Come In, Miss Hanks.
331
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:53,331
We're Your
Chaperones.
332
00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:56,831
I Am Your Math Teacher,
Mrs. Doorwood.
333
00:14:56,831 --> 00:15:00,464
And I Am Your English Teacher,
Miss Hall.
334
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,797
It's Nice
To See You Again.
335
00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:04,131
Please, Do Join Us.
336
00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:07,331
You Seem To Have
Come Without A Date.
337
00:15:07,331 --> 00:15:10,964
I Had One, But I
Can't Seem To Find Him.
338
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:14,964
Lucky For You, There's
A Young Man Here Without A Date.
339
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:17,397
Oh, Young Man! Young Man!
340
00:15:18,597 --> 00:15:22,264
Clair, May I Present
Heathcliff Huxtable.
341
00:15:22,264 --> 00:15:25,264
He's A Junior
At Hillman College.
342
00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:27,464
He Plays Football
And Runs Track.
343
00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,597
He Wants
To Be A Doctor.
344
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:33,464
( Whispering: )
But I Don't Think
He'll Make It.
345
00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:35,764
Heathcliff,
This Is Clair Hanks.
346
00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:38,431
She's A Senior
And Gets Straight A's.
347
00:15:38,431 --> 00:15:42,197
We Think She'll Have
Lovely Children Someday.
348
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,797
Hello, Heathcliff.
349
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:44,797
Hi, Clair.
350
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,697
Please.
351
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,331
Miss Hall, It's Time
352
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:54,531
For The Prom Committee
To Retire Upstairs.
353
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:57,164
No. The Prom Just Got Started.
354
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,964
I Think These Youngsters
Would Like To Be Alone.
355
00:16:00,964 --> 00:16:03,131
But We're Their Chaperones.
356
00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:06,597
We Have To Make Sure
That They Don't Smooch.
357
00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:11,564
Heathcliff, I Notice That
You Have A Corsage For Me.
358
00:16:11,564 --> 00:16:13,064
Oh, Yes, I Do.
359
00:16:13,064 --> 00:16:15,531
Aren't You Going To Pin It On?
360
00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:18,931
I Thought You'd Never Ask.
361
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:21,597
Oh, Boy!
362
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:29,531
Please, Let Me.
363
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,697
Thank You.
364
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:38,197
(Laughing )
365
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,864
Okay.
366
00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:41,364
Are They Fine?
367
00:16:41,364 --> 00:16:42,597
Okay.
368
00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:45,597
Are You Sure They're
On Their Way Here, Mike?
369
00:16:45,597 --> 00:16:47,531
I'm Not Upset With You.
370
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:48,531
Okay, Fine.
371
00:16:50,197 --> 00:16:52,397
What Are You Laughing At?
372
00:16:52,397 --> 00:16:53,497
Your Son.
373
00:16:53,497 --> 00:16:54,831
Is He All Right?
374
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,331
Yes, He's
All Right.
375
00:16:56,331 --> 00:17:00,797
Your Son Rented A Helicopter.
376
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:02,631
Theo Gets In It
377
00:17:02,631 --> 00:17:07,597
The Thing Starts Up
And Blows All Their Hair...
378
00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:11,131
The Guys Just Stand There.
379
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,797
Theo Flies Around And Takes
His Half-Hour Lesson.
380
00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:17,131
He Lands, They Get In The Car.
381
00:17:17,131 --> 00:17:20,431
The Girls' Hair Is Full
Of Dirt And Everything.
382
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,464
So Theo Says
383
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:24,464
"Let's Have Some Caviar."
384
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,464
They Don't Have Any Crackers.
385
00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:29,397
Smitty Says,
"Caviar Is Expensive
386
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:31,397
And It Should Stand Alone."
387
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:35,064
They Open The Thing Up,
They Have Two Little Hits.
388
00:17:35,064 --> 00:17:39,064
Your Son-- Not Mine--
Throws Up In The Car.
389
00:17:39,064 --> 00:17:40,664
Oh, No!
390
00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:44,231
My Man Mike Wants $50
For A Clean-Up Fee.
391
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,797
They Get To School
392
00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:47,997
Everybody's Leaving The Prom.
393
00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:51,631
The Girls Haven't Danced,
They Haven't Done Anything
394
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:54,297
And They're
On Their Way Here Now.
395
00:17:54,297 --> 00:17:57,164
These Girls Arewarm!
396
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:09,564
How's Everything Going?
397
00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:13,264
Would You
Like To Stay?
398
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,764
We'll Have
Our Prom Here.
399
00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:17,764
I Sat At The Hairdresser
For Four Hours
400
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,764
And My Parents Paid
A Lot For This Dress.
401
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,931
We're Going To Enrico's.
402
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:24,497
But We Don't
Have Money.
403
00:18:24,497 --> 00:18:26,531
Well, We Know That.
404
00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:29,897
My Father
Gave Me Some.
405
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:33,964
My Father
Gave Me Some, Too.
406
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:35,797
Cliff:
Could You All
407
00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:37,131
Hold One Second?
408
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:38,464
Come Here, Hometown.
409
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:40,064
Let Me Talk To You.
410
00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:41,397
Wait
One Second.
411
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,297
Mike Told Me
What Happened.
412
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:51,731
I'm Making Out On My Date
413
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,197
Better Than You.
414
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:56,897
This Might Go Down
As The Worst Prom In History.
415
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:59,564
Yeah, Okay,
Let Me Fix This.
416
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:01,931
Here's The Keys To The Car.
417
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,531
I Want You To Take The Car.
418
00:19:04,531 --> 00:19:07,964
Take The Young Ladies
Wherever They Want To Go.
419
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:12,264
In The Meantime, What I
Want You To Do Is Take...
420
00:19:12,264 --> 00:19:13,597
This.
421
00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:17,264
And...
422
00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:22,264
If You Can Talk Your Way Into
Taking Them For Something To Eat
423
00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:26,131
That's Up To Whatever
They Want To Do.
424
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,331
Thanks, Dad.
425
00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:28,331
Thanks, Dad!
426
00:19:28,331 --> 00:19:29,297
All Right.
427
00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:30,197
Work Hard.
428
00:19:31,397 --> 00:19:34,597
Fellas, Fellas,
We've Got A New Life Here.
429
00:19:34,597 --> 00:19:39,531
Got The Keys To The Good Car,
Got A Pocket Full Of Money.
430
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:41,297
Let's Go.
431
00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:43,364
Please!
432
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:46,464
I Have A Lot Of Things
Inside Of Me
433
00:19:46,464 --> 00:19:48,631
That I Want To Say To You
434
00:19:48,631 --> 00:19:51,297
But I Cannot Say Them
In This House.
435
00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:54,631
Thank You, And Good Night,
Dr. And Mrs. Huxtable.
436
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,297
I've Been Here Before.
437
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:08,531
Pardon Me, But We
Still Have A Prom
438
00:20:08,531 --> 00:20:11,531
That We Are Taking Care Of.
439
00:20:14,073 --> 00:20:21,239
♪ Your Troubles I'll Share ♪
440
00:20:21,239 --> 00:20:27,873
♪ Let Me Know
And I'll Be There ♪
441
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:42,506
♪ I'll Take Care Of You
Anyplace And Anywhere ♪
442
00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:48,939
♪ Shake A Hand, Shake A Hand ♪
443
00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:56,373
♪ Shake A Hand, Shake A Hand ♪
444
00:20:56,373 --> 00:21:03,273
♪ Shake A Hand, Shake A Hand ♪
445
00:21:03,273 --> 00:21:09,406
♪ Shake A Hand If You Can ♪
446
00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:15,806
♪ Be Truthful To Me... ♪
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