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Hey, Ha Ha.
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Oh, Cliff...
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Tulips.
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Denise's Favorite Flowers.
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My Daughter's Coming Home
To Spend A Little Time With Us.
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Bought Her Some Flowers.
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My College Daughter.
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Heh Heh Heh.
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That's Very Sweet Of You.
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And Guess What Else?
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Check It Out.
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Up In The Attic,
Her Old Teddy Bear, Remember?
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I Found It
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And Had It Professionally
Cleaned And Groomed.
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She Is Going To Love This
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And I'm Going To Qualify
For Parent Of The Year.
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You'll Have To Get Past Me.
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I Am Not Going To Be Outdone.
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For Homecoming Dinner
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Denise Is Having
Spaghetti With Meatballs
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With Beans And Franks
On The Side.
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Three Different Kinds
Of Garlic Bread.
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Thank You.
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Pizza Appetizers
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And For Dessert,
Sushi And French Fries.
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I See.
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I Am Ready For
The Mother Of The Century Award.
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Yes, You Are.
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May I Taste It?
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No, Because This Is
For Denise.
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This Is For You.
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No Sign Of Denise Yet?
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Nope.
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She's Caught In Traffic.
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I Wish She Would Hurry,
Because I Want To Eat
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And Then Take Her
To See Clark Terry.
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I Thought We Should Go Skating
At Rockefeller Center.
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We Can Do That And Then We Can
Catch The Midnight Show.
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We Won't Be Home Before
2:00 In The Morning.
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If You're Going To Be
Parent Of The Century
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You Better Learn
Tohang Out, Par-Tay!
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(Doorbell )
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Vanessa:
All Right!
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Denise Is Home!
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All Right.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hi.
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We're Friends Of Denise.
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Oh, Yes, You Went
To High School Together.
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That's Right.
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Come In.
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Thanks.
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She Said To Meet Her
At 6:30.
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When Denise Gets Here,
We're Going To Have Dinner.
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Don't Worry About Us,
We've Already Eaten.
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Ahhh.
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Close The Door, Cliff.
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Oh.
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I Remember You Guys
From High School.
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I Was A Sophomore
When You Were Seniors.
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Yeah.
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I Look Different,
Don't I?
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Not Really.
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(Knocking )
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Come On, Dad,
Open The Door.
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Who Are You?
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Denise.
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(Enthusiastic Family Greeting )
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I Picked These
In Holland For You.
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They're So Beautiful.
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(Screaming )
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Lisa:
I Can't Believe
You're Here!
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Ollie, Didi, Denise, Cheryl:
(Jabbering Frantically )
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You Guys, Hold It!
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It Is Going To Take Us
Forever To Catch Up
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While Denise
Is Home.
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Collette And Gracie Will Be
At The Su Chow Gardens.
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I Haven't Been There
For Years.
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I Love That Place.
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Let's Go Now.
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Denise, I've Made A Big Dinner
For Us To Have Here.
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Spaghetti, Meatballs,
Beans And Franks.
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Oh, You Did.
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I Didn't Know, Mom.
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You'll Have To
Count Me Out.
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It Would Have Been
So Much Fun.
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I Can Save You
Some Spaghetti Sauce.
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Go On Out
With Your Friends.
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Clair:
Is That
Okay, Cliff?
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Yeah, It's More
Sauce For Me.
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Well, Not For Me.
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I'm Having
A Big Salad Myself.
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But Tomorrow Night
Is Family Night.
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You're Going To Spend
Time With Us.
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Absolutely.
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Let's Pig Out.
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How Did Everybody Do
On Their Mid-Terms?
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(Jabbering )
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No, Denise Is Not Up Yet.
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All Right, Rick,
You're Number 18.
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There You Go.
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And Your Number?
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Thank You Very Much, Rick.
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Take Care Of Yourself.
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(Phone Ringing )
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What?!
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This Is Denise's
Answering Service, Okay?
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I'm Her Father, Okay?
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So Don't Wait For The Beep.
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Now You Got Something To Say?
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Huh?
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All Right, Hit It!
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Oh, Steve!
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Steve, My Man Steve.
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Well, Goodness Gracious.
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Let's See, Steve, You Were
The Fourth Person To Call.
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Then You Were
The Fifth Person To Call.
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Then You Were
The 11th Person To Call.
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Then You Were
The 14th Person To Call.
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Now You Are Number 19.
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But I Like You A Lot, Steve.
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You Know Why?
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Because You Are Polite.
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You Say, "Yes, Sir, No, Sir"
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And You Seem To Be
Smiling On The Phone.
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You're Calling From Florida?
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All Of These Times You Called--
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Were You In Florida Every Time?
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Really?
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What School Are You In?
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Medical School?
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Ohh, Podiatrist.
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Ooh.
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Just Stay Right There, Steve.
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I'm Going Up To
Wake Her Up For You, All Right?
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Now If I Hurt Myself, You'll
Take Care Of My Feet For Free?
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Bless You, Steve.
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I'm Going Now.
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Oh, My Man Steve.
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Say...
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Denise.
Denise?
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♪ Denisie! ♪
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♪ Denisie! ♪
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I Don't Want
To Get Up Now, Sam.
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"Sam"?
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Who Is "Sam"?
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Uggh, Come On.
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No, This Is Not Hillman.
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It Is 3:00 In The Afternoon.
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It Is?
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Wake Me Up At 3:30.
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No, Because There Is A Nice,
Young Fellow On The Phone
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Calling From Florida.
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It's Not Steve, Is It?
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The One And Only.
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I'm Not Here.
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I Told Him You Were.
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Dad, Say Anything.
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Just Get Rid Of Him.
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No, This Is My Friend Steve.
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You Don't Understand
What Steve Is Like.
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No Woman At Hillman
Is Safe With Him.
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The Guy's A Motor-Mouth.
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A Motor-Mouth?
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If He Goes Out With You
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He Tells Everyone He Scored.
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Then My Man Steve Has Moved
From Number 19 To Zero.
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Hi, Honey.
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Get Up.
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We've Been Waiting
For You All Day.
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You Have?
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We're Going Shopping.
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You're Going To Help Me
Pick Out A Party Dress.
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Sounds Like Fun.
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Give Me A Few Minutes
To Get Ready.
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I Can't Go!
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I Have Plans.
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What Plans?
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My Friends Rented A Pizza Parlor
For A Welcome-Home Party.
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Ooh, Outrageous.
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Yeah.
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Have Fun With
Your Friends.
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We Can Shop Together.
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Sure?
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It's No Problem.
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I'll Be Back In Time
To Help You Get Ready, Okay?
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Okay, I'd Love That.
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Okay.
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See You Later, Sweetheart.
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You, Too.
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(Phone Ringing )
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(Ringing )
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Hello?
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No, I Don't Know Where
Denise Is.
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No, I'm Not Going To Check
For You
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And I'm Not Taking Any Messages.
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I Don't Know...
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Wait A Minute, Larry.
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No, I'm Not Here.
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No, She Just...
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Some Of My Children Look So Much
Alike, I Thought It Was Denise.
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It Really Isn't Denise.
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Okay, I'll Take A Message.
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I Don't Know When
She'll Be Back.
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She's Not Coming Back Anymore,
I Just Remembered.
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She May Have Gone
To Get Married In Iceland.
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A Fellow
Came By...
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Okay, Where Are You?
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You're With David
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At The Melrose Restaurant.
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He's With David!
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Wait, She Just
Got Divorced.
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00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:06,006
Hi, Sometimes My Dad
Is Just Such A Kidder.
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I Can't Make Dinner.
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I'm Spending Time
With My Family.
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Yeah.
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How About Brunch Tomorrow?
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Okay, Tell David I Said Hi.
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Tomorrow At 11:00.
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Okay, Bye-Bye.
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00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:25,173
You're Giving Up
An Evening With David
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To Spend An Evening With Daddy?
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I Told My Friends I Haven't
Spent Any Time With My Family.
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Yes, Good.
225
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So They're All Going
To Come Over Here Tonight.
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00:10:37,473 --> 00:10:39,573
Well, That's
All Right With Me.
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We're Going
To Watch Videos.
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You And Mom
Can Join Us.
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I'll Take Anything.
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Yeah?
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00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,140
Yes.
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00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:50,106
What If One Is
A Cowboy Movie?
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00:10:50,106 --> 00:10:54,573
Could It Be Six Guns To Glory
Starring Colt Kirby?
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Definitely.
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Ooh-Wee.
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00:10:56,973 --> 00:11:00,240
You Make A List
Of Videos You Want
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And I'll Go Get Them.
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00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:05,406
Okay, I'll Do It Right Now.
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00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:08,740
Six Guns To Glory--
Colt Kirby.
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00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,940
It's Nice To Have You Home.
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00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,006
Ooh-Hoo!
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00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,240
Colt Kirby Said,
"Throw Down That Box.
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00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,173
I Said Throw Down..."
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00:11:24,073 --> 00:11:25,240
Hello, Daddy.
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00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:28,706
What's The Matter?
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You're Not Wearing That.
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Why Not?
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It's Not A Whole Dress.
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This Is The Way I Bought It.
250
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You Did Not Buy It That Way.
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00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:44,006
You Took That Dress Upstairs
And Did Some Tailoring To It.
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Dad, I Didn't.
You Can Ask Mom.
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00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,173
Your Mother Wouldn't Let You
Try On A Dress Like That
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Let Alone Buy One.
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00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:53,440
I'm Telling You, Ask Her.
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00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,140
I'm Going To Catch You Now,
Sportie.
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00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,373
Clair!
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00:11:57,373 --> 00:11:58,373
Yes?
259
00:11:58,373 --> 00:12:00,173
Come On Down, Dear.
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00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:02,106
Okay!
261
00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:04,573
You Won't Let Me Wear This?
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00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:06,373
I Won't Say A Thing.
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00:12:06,373 --> 00:12:08,540
When Your Mother Sees It,
That's It.
264
00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,073
Yes, Love?
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00:12:10,073 --> 00:12:12,006
There It Is,
Right There.
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She's Beautiful, Isn't She?
267
00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:15,440
Denise Helped
With Her Hair.
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I'm Not Talking
About Her Hair.
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00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,106
I'm Talking About
The Dress, Dear.
270
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,373
Yeah, Isn't
It Fabulous?
271
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,373
Soon As We Saw It
272
00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:24,973
I Knew
It Was Perfect.
273
00:12:28,073 --> 00:12:32,506
Dear, The Dress Doesn't
Have Any Straps.
274
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:33,640
So?
275
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,173
Some People
Have Lost Their Mind.
276
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,806
See, There's Nothing
Around Here.
277
00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:42,806
This Child Will Start
One Of These Dances
278
00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:46,373
And This Dress Is Not
Going To Hold Her.
279
00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:47,606
Dad!
280
00:12:47,606 --> 00:12:49,440
I'm Very, Very Serious.
281
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,873
You Start Bobbing Up And Down
282
00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:55,773
And I Don't Think This Dress
Will Contain Her Abilities.
283
00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:58,306
Cliff, Please.
284
00:12:58,306 --> 00:12:59,373
I'm Serious.
285
00:12:59,373 --> 00:13:01,740
The Dress Was Designed
For Dancing.
286
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,640
I'll Be Fine.
287
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,540
Prove It.
288
00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:04,506
How?
289
00:13:04,506 --> 00:13:06,806
Jump Up And Down.
290
00:13:06,806 --> 00:13:08,573
I'm Serious.
291
00:13:08,573 --> 00:13:10,906
Cliff, Stop It Now.
292
00:13:10,906 --> 00:13:12,940
I'm Serious--
Jump Up And Down.
293
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:13,940
Come On.
294
00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,006
Cliff.
295
00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,106
Jump Up And Down.
296
00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:19,173
Jump Up And Down,
Vanessa.
297
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,973
Okay, How High?
298
00:13:20,973 --> 00:13:21,706
This High.
299
00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:23,273
Like This.
300
00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:25,106
I'll Be Satisfied.
301
00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:27,273
Come On.
302
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,773
No, No, You Know How
You All Dance.
303
00:13:29,773 --> 00:13:32,540
You All Like They Do On Tv.
304
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,706
Come On.
305
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:36,173
Now Wait One Second.
306
00:13:36,173 --> 00:13:38,373
Bend Over And Touch Your Toes.
307
00:13:38,373 --> 00:13:40,006
Now That Is Enough.
308
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:41,806
Vanessa, Get Your Shawl.
309
00:13:41,806 --> 00:13:42,873
Thank You, Mom.
310
00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:44,673
Do Me One Favor?
311
00:13:44,673 --> 00:13:48,440
You Stay Until She's Had Three
Of Those Thing Dances.
312
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,706
I Will.
313
00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:51,173
If Anything Falls Out
314
00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:54,740
You Put It Back In
And Bring Her Right Home.
315
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:57,273
I Will.
316
00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:15,439
Hi, Everybody.
317
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,205
Hi, Theo.
318
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:17,439
This Is Gwen.
319
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,839
Hi.
320
00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:20,239
All:
Hi.
321
00:14:20,239 --> 00:14:23,172
I Told Her To Come
Meet My Sis.
322
00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:25,139
Is My Little Brother
Behaving?
323
00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:27,372
Of Course,
Theo's A Gentleman.
324
00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:28,705
I've Got To Go.
325
00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:30,872
Theo, I'll See You
Tomorrow Night.
326
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:33,205
You Got It.
327
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,905
See You Later, Gwen.
328
00:14:37,405 --> 00:14:39,739
Did You Give
Gwen Your Cold?
329
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:41,472
No, I Didn't, Denise.
330
00:14:41,472 --> 00:14:43,539
You Must Have
Some Wicked Moves
331
00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:46,672
To Have A Good-Looking Girl
Drive You Around.
332
00:14:48,372 --> 00:14:49,705
Who Buys The Gas?
333
00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:53,505
With A Girl Like Gwen,
You Don't Run Out Of Gas.
334
00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:58,272
Denise, Can I See You
In The Kitchen For A Second?
335
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,605
Sure.
336
00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:00,772
Now.
337
00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:02,039
I'm Coming.
338
00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,505
What's The Matter?
339
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,105
Denise, I'm Hurt.
340
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,405
What?
341
00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:11,505
What You Said
Was Insulting And Demeaning.
342
00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:13,405
What Are You Talking About?
343
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:15,105
I Was Just Joking.
344
00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:16,139
I Don't Like It.
345
00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:17,305
What Do You Expect?
346
00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:20,939
You Walk In With
This Love Goddess.
347
00:15:20,939 --> 00:15:22,272
"Love Goddess"?
348
00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,672
Come On, She's Gorgeous.
349
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:27,139
I'm Not Going Out With Gwen
Because Of Her Looks.
350
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:28,739
Oh, You're Not?
351
00:15:28,739 --> 00:15:30,939
I'm Attracted
To Her Inner Beauty.
352
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:37,872
She Happens To Be An Outstanding
Person And Very Intelligent.
353
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:40,572
She's Going To Major In Physics
At Duke.
354
00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:44,772
I'm Sorry
If I Hurt Your Feelings.
355
00:15:44,772 --> 00:15:49,572
I Was Talking Like You Were
The Old Theo I Used To Know.
356
00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:51,439
I've Changed Since
You've Been Gone.
357
00:15:51,439 --> 00:15:52,672
I Guess
You Have.
358
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:55,105
Isn't There An Ounce Of You
359
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:57,839
That's Slightly
Physically Attracted To Her?
360
00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:02,072
A Little Bit.
361
00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:06,672
But I Try Not To Let That
Mess With My Mind.
362
00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:10,072
I Hope I Can Meet Someone
With That Attitude.
363
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:11,239
I Wish You Luck.
364
00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:13,272
There's Not That
Many Of Us Around.
365
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,872
I Know.
366
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:27,772
All Right, You,
Throw Down That Box.
367
00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:29,939
Ha Ha!
Did You Hear That?
368
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:33,239
I Said Throw Down That Box.
369
00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:36,372
Just Let Me Stop It
One Second.
370
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,572
"Throw Down That Box," See.
371
00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:42,839
This Was The First Western
That They Ever Said That Line
372
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:44,939
"Throw Down That Box."
373
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,672
"Throw Down The Box"
Was Mean Stuff.
374
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:52,405
Dad, Why Don't We Save
The Best For Last?
375
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:53,872
What Do You Want To Watch?
376
00:16:53,872 --> 00:16:56,539
Let's Watch Brains On The Table.
377
00:16:56,539 --> 00:16:58,739
I Don't Understand
Brains On The Table.
378
00:16:58,739 --> 00:17:00,572
Davey Herbeck Is A Scream.
379
00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:03,672
This Is The Funniest Concert
Film I've Ever Seen.
380
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:04,905
He's Very Hip.
381
00:17:04,905 --> 00:17:07,305
Davey Herbeck, Uh-Huh.
382
00:17:07,305 --> 00:17:10,272
Mom, We're Going To Watch
The First Video!
383
00:17:10,272 --> 00:17:11,472
What's On?
384
00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:12,805
Brains On The Table.
385
00:17:12,805 --> 00:17:14,039
What's That?
386
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,905
That's Davey Herbeck, Dear.
387
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:19,239
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Live From The Laugh Cellar
388
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,305
With His Brains On The Table
389
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:25,439
It's The Mechanical
Maniac Himself
390
00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:28,339
Dangerous Davey Herbeck!
391
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,839
Thank You.
392
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,972
Thank You, Androids.
393
00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:34,272
I'm Losing My Mind!
394
00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:52,705
Dad, We Were Watching That.
395
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,372
He Is Going Back To The Store.
396
00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:56,839
But, Dad...
397
00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:59,605
I'm Losing My Mind!
398
00:17:59,605 --> 00:18:03,172
That's Why I'm Taking Him
Back To The Video Store.
399
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,505
Don't You Have Something
Better To Do?
400
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,805
We're Waiting For Denise.
401
00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:09,305
Yeah, We've Hardly
Seen Her All Weekend.
402
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,539
No One Has Really.
403
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:12,539
And She'd Better Be Here Shortly
404
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,705
Because Her Ride Is Coming
In Another Five Minutes.
405
00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:17,339
Hi, Everybody!
406
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:19,805
I'm Late.
I Still Have To Pack!
407
00:18:19,805 --> 00:18:21,905
Bye!
408
00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:23,972
Did Denise Just
Come Through Here?
409
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,505
I Don't Know.
410
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,172
The Door Opened And Closed
411
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:30,572
And Something Was Mumbling
With Hair Flying This Way.
412
00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:32,605
That's A Shame.
413
00:18:32,605 --> 00:18:37,572
We Didn't Have A Chance To Sit
And Talk With Her Or Anything.
414
00:18:37,572 --> 00:18:38,872
What's With Denise?
415
00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:40,839
She Almost Knocked Me Down.
416
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:41,905
Her Ride Is Coming.
417
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:43,639
She's In A Hurry.
418
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:44,972
She Was Hardly At Home.
419
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:48,839
Since She Didn't Have
Enough Time To Visit With Us
420
00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:52,805
We Should Not Have Enough Time
To Say Good-Bye To Her.
421
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:53,972
Yeah.
422
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:56,672
Good Idea, Dad.
423
00:18:56,672 --> 00:18:58,505
Let's Get Busy, Everybody.
424
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,605
When Denise Comes Down,
No Matter What She Does
425
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,705
Don't Anybody Pay Her
Any Attention.
426
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:08,805
I'm Going To Meet Jamie Outside
To Save Some Time.
427
00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:11,672
Anyone Want To Wait Outside
With Me?
428
00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:15,972
Hello, I'm Leaving.
429
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,672
Bye.
430
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:19,772
Is That All You Have To Say?
431
00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:21,905
Come On, Rudy, Give Me A Hug.
432
00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:24,239
Too Busy.
433
00:19:24,239 --> 00:19:26,005
Vanessa?
434
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,072
Not Now,
I Have A Good Hand.
435
00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:33,139
Theo, Come On.
436
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:37,605
Hey, Denise, I'll Catch You
Next Time Around.
437
00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:39,539
Mom, What Is Going On Here?
438
00:19:39,539 --> 00:19:42,405
Honey, Please, I'm Trying
To Balance The Checkbook.
439
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:45,005
But I'm Going Away To College.
440
00:19:45,005 --> 00:19:47,639
So Have A Nice Trip.
441
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:50,472
Where's Dad?
442
00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:51,972
In The Kitchen.
443
00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:54,905
Dad, Denise Is Leaving!
444
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,505
See You Later, Homie!
445
00:20:00,105 --> 00:20:02,672
Mom, I'm Your Daughter,
Remember?
446
00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:04,272
Come On,
You Guys.
447
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:07,205
I Grew Up In This House
With You.
448
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,339
I Go Away
To College
449
00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,305
Months At A Time.
450
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:14,405
How Can You Treat Me Like This?
451
00:20:14,405 --> 00:20:16,172
Please, Keep It Down.
452
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:18,505
I Know What's Going On Here.
453
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:21,839
You Guys Are Playing
A Trick On Me.
454
00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:23,539
Yeah?
455
00:20:24,572 --> 00:20:27,039
Please, It's Got To Be A Trick.
456
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:29,439
Denise:
Okay.
457
00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:32,739
Bye, Family.
458
00:20:36,272 --> 00:20:38,972
Come On, Please?
Someone Say Good-Bye.
459
00:20:49,272 --> 00:20:51,272
I Just Want To Say
One Thing.
460
00:20:51,272 --> 00:20:53,572
It's Not My Fault
I Have Friends.
461
00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:56,605
When I Come Home,
They Expect To See Me.
462
00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:58,239
They Miss Me, Too.
463
00:20:58,239 --> 00:21:01,005
Someone Say Something.
464
00:21:01,005 --> 00:21:05,072
Hey, Denise,
When Did You Get Home?
465
00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:08,639
Ha Ha Ha.
466
00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:13,772
All:
Good-Bye, Denise.
467
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:17,705
Did You Think You Were
Losing Your Mind?!
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