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(Knocking )
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Come In.
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Theo?
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Hi.
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You Left Your Calculus Book
On The Kitchen Table.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I'll Just Put It
On Your Desk.
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I'm Sorry.
I'll Get Them.
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Okay, Thanks.
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What Is This?
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Car And Woman Magazine.
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Oh!
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Hey, Mom!
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That's No Big Deal.
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I'll Take That.
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I'd Like To Look At It.
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Really,
It's Nothing--
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Just A Bunch Of Cars.
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There's More Than Cars.
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There Are Women Draped
On Top Of Automobiles.
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This Is Obscene!
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No, All The Women
Are Dressed.
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The Woman In The Back
Of The Convertible?
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There's A Bikini.
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I Don't See A Bikini.
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No, Mom, It's There.
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It's Tiny, So When
The Car Goes Fast
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It Cuts Down
On The Wind Drag.
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What Are You
Doing With This?
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I Read The Articles.
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Which Articles?
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Uhh...
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Let's See...
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Umm...
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Here We Go, Right Here.
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The One On The V-8 Engine.
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This One With "Tammy"
Leaning Across The Engine?
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Oh, I Didn't Even
See Tammy There.
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Precious, What's Wrong
With Your Eyesight?
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How Could You Not See This Woman
Who Is Hiding Half The Engine?
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Theo, This Magazine
Is Demeaning To Women.
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No, This Magazine
Makes Women Look Great.
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It Shows They Can Be
Mechanically Inclined.
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So This Woman Tammy
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Is The Kind Of Woman
You Want To End Up With?
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No. I'd Like To Date
A Few Girls Like Tammy.
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But Later On
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I'd Like To Settle Down
With Someone Like You.
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Really?
What Am I Like?
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You're Smart
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You Make A Lot Of Money,
And Look Good For Your Age.
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If Those Are
The Kind Of Lines You Use
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You'll Need Every Car
In That Magazine.
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Get Rid
Of This Thing.
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And Any Others
Like This You May Have.
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Yes, Mom.
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Thank You.
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Say "Good-Bye"
To Tammy.
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No, Nicole, I Insist.
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Don't Bring A Thing.
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You Made Dinner
For Us Last Time.
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I'll See You Sunday.
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Bye.
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What's
Happening?
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I Invited
Nicole And James Harmon
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For Dinner Sunday.
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James Harmon Is Coming!
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Where Are You Going?
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I'm Going To Rake
The Petanque Court.
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Don't Play That Bocci Ball
Foolishness On Sunday.
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It's Not Bocci Ball.
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It's Petanque.
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Understand?
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I Don't Care What It's Called.
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When You Two Go Out Back
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With That Little Steel Ball
In Your Hands
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Something Goes To Your Brains.
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And Then Two Grown
Intelligent Men--
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Doctors--
Act Like Juveniles.
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I Wish Your Patients
Could See You Argue Over A Ball.
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That's Why You
Don't Know Anything.
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See, It's
Not Arguing.
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It's Debate.
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"Debate"?
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Debate.
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The Last Time You Debated,
Our Neighbors Called The Police.
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And What Happened?
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The Police Came
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And James And I
Explained The Game.
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The Next Thing You Know,
They Were Playing With Us.
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And The Sergeant Came
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And He Played.
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There Was Nobody
At The Police Station.
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Promise Me Just Once We Can Have
A Nice, Relaxed Evening
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Where The Men Come In
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And Eat Their Dinner And Dessert
And Drink Some Coffee
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And Talk To Their Wives
About World Issues.
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Okay, We'll Eat Early
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And Talk Fast.
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I'm Throwing Away
The Magazines.
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Theo, Are All Of Those
Car And Woman Magazines?
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No. Some Of Them
Arebikes And Babes.
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Get Them Out.
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Yes, Mom.
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♪ Be-De-Bump! ♪
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♪ Be-De-Bump! ♪
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♪ I'm Going To Play Petanque! ♪
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( Doorbell )
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Hey, Cliff!
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They're Here!
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Cliff, They're Here!
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Hi!
Hi!
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Look Who
We Brought.
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Oh, My Goodness!
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Lindy!
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How Are
You Doing?
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Hi, James.
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Somebody's Been
Waiting For You.
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Oh, Really.
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Cliff!
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Lindy!
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I Haven't Seen You
In So Long.
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You Have Really Grown.
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When You Go Away
To Boarding School
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Everyone Says
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"Gee, I Haven't Seen You
Since You Were This High."
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Cliff!
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What's The Matter
With You?
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I Want You To See...
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Look At Lindy!
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Ah, Shucks...
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How Are You?
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Ooh, Shucks.
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My Love.
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I Guess There's
No One Else Standing Here.
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Not Anybody
I Want To See.
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What's That In Your Hand,
Dr. Huxtable?
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It Looks Like To Me
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Something That's Going To
Humiliate And Defeat Dr. Harmon.
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It Looks Like
One Of Those Evenings.
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Don't Worry.
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Cliff Promised They Won't Play
Until After Dinner.
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Let's Have Dinner Now.
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Let's Eat Dessert Now.
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Then We'll Play!
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We Will Not!
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Clair:
Come Back
And Sit Down.
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We're Going To Make
Ourselves Comfortable And Enjoy
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A Leisurely Evening
Of Conversation.
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Lindy, How Long Are You In Town?
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A Few Days.
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I'm Going To Oregon
On An Outward Bound Expedition.
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Oh, Yes!
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Sit Down.
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Outward Bound.
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I've Heard Of This.
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It's Very Tough.
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Last Summer,
I Went Kayaking Off Maine.
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In Oregon, I'm Rock Climbing.
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Rock Climbing.
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It's A Foot Shorter
Than Mount Everest
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And They Call It A Rock.
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Daddy...
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Hi, Everybody.
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Hi, Dr. Harmon.
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Hi, Mrs. Harmon.
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Hello, Theo.
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You Remember Lindy?
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Hi, Theo.
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Hi.
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I Haven't Seen You
Since You Were 13.
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Yeah, They Grow Up,
Don't They, Son?
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If You'll Excuse Me,
I'm Going To Check On The Roast.
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Mom, I'll Help You.
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You Will?
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Sure.
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Mom!
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Lindy Did Not
Look Like That Before!
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Like What?
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The Girl's Unbelievable!
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If I Knew She Looked Like That,
I Would Have Dressed Better.
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You Dress According
To How The Girl Looks?
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Of Course.
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If The Girl Was Not Attractive
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You'd Wear A Ripped T-Shirt?
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No, Come On.
I'm A Gentleman.
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Even If The Girl
Was Unattractive
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I'd Wear
A Clean T-Shirt.
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I See.
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You Think Maybe I Could
Borrow The Good Car
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And Lindy And I
Could Go For A Spin?
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Get Some Dessert?
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I'll Think About It.
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I Thought You Wanted
To Help Check The Roast.
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Oh, Right.
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( Sniffing )
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Smells Good.
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That Was Such
A Delicious Meal, Mrs. Huxtable.
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Thank You.
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Dinner's Over, Right?
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Can We Play Petanque?
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No, We Haven't Had Our Coffee.
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Make Mine Instant.
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Right, And You Don't
Have To Stir Mine.
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No.
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Lindy, You Won't
Have Dinner Like This
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When You Go
To Outward Bound.
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No, I Know.
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I'll Eat
Freeze-Dried Food
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On A Mountain.
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I Hear You're Going To Oregon.
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Yeah.
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You Driving?
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No, I'm Going To Fly.
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That's Too Bad.
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I Think The Best Way
To See This Country
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Is In A Ferrari.
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Why Don't You Show Her
Your Ferrari In The Garage?
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00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,698
I Don't Have
A Ferrari For Real.
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But Can't You See Yourself
Behind The Wheel Of One?
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No.
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Or Lying On The Hood?
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Mom!
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00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:24,631
I Think Theo
Really Likes Lindy.
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I Think He Loves Her!
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Keep It Down
Over There.
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Lindy, Why Don't
We Go Somewhere
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And Talk About
Outward Bound?
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Sure.
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I've Got A Pamphlet
In The Car.
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Let's Go.
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I'd Love
To Hear It, Too.
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Stop Right There.
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Theo Can Tell You
About Outward Bound Later.
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Go In Our Room
And Watch Tv.
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Maybe There's
A Love Story On.
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Maybe It's About
Love In A Ferrari.
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Thanks, Mom.
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This Has Been
A Pleasant Dinner
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Because Nobody
Talked About "Le-Tank."
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That's Not Correct.
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It's "Puh-Tonk."
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Dear, It's "Pay-Tonk,"
"Pay-Tonk."
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The Pronunciation
Is "Petanque."
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And You Also Say Toe-Mah-Toe.
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Yes, I Do
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Because That's The Civilized Way
To Pronounce It.
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Oh, I'm Civilized.
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Didn't I Serve You Poe-Tah-Toes?
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Save It For The Game.
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00:11:24,764 --> 00:11:26,098
It Doesn't Matter
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00:11:26,098 --> 00:11:29,264
Whether You Pronounce It
Pay-Tonk, Le-Tonk
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Or Le-Ta-Toky-Toky
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It's How You Play
The Game That Counts
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And I Know How To Play The Game.
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I Can Beat You
Anyplace, Anytime.
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Well, The Place Is Out There,
And The Time Is Now.
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I Accept
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Your Challenge.
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Let's Go.
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00:11:50,698 --> 00:11:53,364
I'm Going To See
How Tough You Are.
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00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,031
When I'm
Through With You
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You Won't Even Have
A Pair Of Pajamas Left.
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00:12:09,864 --> 00:12:11,464
All Right.
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00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,464
How Do You Like It?
266
00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:14,864
Oh, Good, Good.
267
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:18,664
One Official Size Petanque Court
268
00:12:18,664 --> 00:12:19,997
And Now...
269
00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:25,197
I Will Just Draw
The Circle Here.
270
00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:26,264
Ah-Ha!
271
00:12:26,264 --> 00:12:27,431
How's That?
272
00:12:27,431 --> 00:12:28,764
Okay.
273
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:31,931
We Will Play To 21
274
00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:35,397
And The Best Two
Out Of Three.
275
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:36,664
Agreed.
276
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:37,964
All Right.
277
00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:44,164
My Lucky Hat.
278
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,164
It Was Given To Me
279
00:12:46,164 --> 00:12:49,631
By The Petanque
Champion Of Barcelona.
280
00:12:49,631 --> 00:12:51,931
After I Send Him These Results
281
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:54,231
He'll Probably
Put Dog Food In It.
282
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,231
Cliff, In France
283
00:12:56,231 --> 00:13:00,297
The Best Players Are
Men Of Retired Age
284
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,564
Which Gives You
An Advantage
285
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,531
Since You're So Much
Older Than I Am.
286
00:13:05,531 --> 00:13:09,197
With Your Extra Weight,
You Can Push The Ball...
287
00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:10,364
Toss The Ball!
288
00:13:10,364 --> 00:13:12,497
All Right, There's The Court.
289
00:13:12,497 --> 00:13:13,697
There's The Toss.
290
00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:14,831
Looks Good.
291
00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,264
Throw The First Ball.
292
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:17,964
I Tossed The Goal.
293
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:18,964
You Go Ahead.
294
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,031
Fine.
295
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:31,031
I Want To Make Sure
I Have Enough Room To Throw.
296
00:13:31,031 --> 00:13:32,931
You Think That's Wise?
297
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,597
It's 22 Degrees Out Here.
298
00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:37,197
Are You Afraid
Of A Little Frost?
299
00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:40,031
Can't You Stand The Cold?
300
00:14:01,497 --> 00:14:02,831
Mom, Guess What.
301
00:14:02,831 --> 00:14:05,297
Lindy's Teaching Me
To Climb Rocks.
302
00:14:05,297 --> 00:14:06,864
Oh, Really? Where?
303
00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:07,897
In The Basement.
304
00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:09,364
We Won't Make A Climb.
305
00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:11,364
I'll Just Show Theo
Some Basics.
306
00:14:11,364 --> 00:14:12,731
Is It Okay?
307
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:16,331
Yeah, I Just Didn't Know
You Were Into Rock Climbing.
308
00:14:16,331 --> 00:14:20,431
Mom, You Know I've
Mentioned It Several Times.
309
00:14:20,431 --> 00:14:21,931
Right, You Have.
310
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:24,764
And You Have All Those Rock
Climbing Magazines In Your Room.
311
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,797
I Subscribe
To Some Of Those.
312
00:14:26,797 --> 00:14:28,331
Which Do You Read?
313
00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:30,231
Theo Likes
Rock And Woman.
314
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:33,897
Let's Go, Lindy.
315
00:14:33,897 --> 00:14:35,464
Let's Go.
316
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,331
Okay, It's All Set.
317
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:45,697
I Just Want To Show You
Some Techniques.
318
00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:46,997
Not Make A Climb.
319
00:14:46,997 --> 00:14:49,864
Lindy, I Think I'm Ready
For The Real Thing Now.
320
00:14:49,864 --> 00:14:51,131
All Right.
321
00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:53,831
Let Me Just Make Sure
These Ropes Are Secure.
322
00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,764
This Is Pretty Shaky.
323
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,497
It's Been Like That For Years.
324
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,664
It Will Hold.
325
00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,631
Let's Get Started.
326
00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:01,431
Now First
327
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:05,197
You Have To Secure A Safety
Rope Around Your Waist
328
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,297
Like This.
329
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,931
I Feel Secure Already.
330
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:12,764
I Think You Can Handle This
331
00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,231
On Your Own.
332
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:16,564
Now, Clip This In Here.
333
00:15:16,564 --> 00:15:18,731
Like That.
334
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:21,731
Make Sure Your
Equipment Is Secure.
335
00:15:21,731 --> 00:15:23,164
Check.
336
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:26,397
I Think I'm Really Beginning
To Understand Rock Climbing.
337
00:15:26,397 --> 00:15:29,531
It's Kind Of Like A Relationship
Between Two People.
338
00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:30,697
How's That?
339
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,564
First You Have To
Take It Step By Step.
340
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:34,897
And You Have To
341
00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:37,097
Put A Lot Of Care Into It.
342
00:15:37,097 --> 00:15:39,097
Until That Beautiful Moment
343
00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:42,464
When You Plant Your Flag
At The Top Of The Mountain.
344
00:15:42,464 --> 00:15:44,964
But A Lot Of Men Get Killed
345
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:48,231
Before They Reach
The Top Of The Mountain.
346
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:50,864
I'm Not Like Those Other Guys.
347
00:15:50,864 --> 00:15:52,831
I Bet I Can Get
348
00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:56,531
To The Top Of The Banister
With No Trouble.
349
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,364
I Haven't Taught You
How To Climb Yet.
350
00:15:58,364 --> 00:15:59,631
You Don't Have To.
351
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:02,031
I've Soaked It In
Just Being Near You.
352
00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,464
Watch This.
353
00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:11,664
If It's Too Cold
Out Here For You
354
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,431
You Can Bow Out
Gracefully.
355
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,531
Why Should I Bow Out?
356
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:17,597
I'm Ahead 20 To 19.
357
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:21,564
One Point Away
From Sweet Victory.
358
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:25,531
The Only Reason
I Say That Is Because
359
00:16:25,531 --> 00:16:28,397
You Were Born
And Raised In Trinidad.
360
00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:32,164
It's Kind Of Hot
Down There
361
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:36,697
And This Cold Weather Might
Get On That Skin Of Yours
362
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:38,031
And Dry It Up.
363
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,231
You Might Break Up
Into Little Pieces.
364
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:41,664
I'll Have To
Pick You Up
365
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,964
And Spread You Over
Your Wife's Flower Bed.
366
00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:48,164
With Your Aim, I Might
End Up On The Roof.
367
00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:49,464
I'm Sorry.
368
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:52,197
The Reason I Was Talking
Through That Whole Thing
369
00:16:52,197 --> 00:16:54,864
Is Because This
Is A Very Important Point
370
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:57,864
And You're Under
A Lot Of Pressure!
371
00:16:57,864 --> 00:17:00,997
I Am Feeling
No Pressure, Man.
372
00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:05,064
The Only Reason I'm Still
Talking About This
373
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:08,231
Is Because That Ball Might Be
Getting Heavy In Your Hand.
374
00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:11,231
Man, This Ball Is As Light
Like A Feather.
375
00:17:14,731 --> 00:17:18,997
That Ball
Is Kissing The Goal.
376
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,764
Well, Your Ball Is Going
To Kiss Some Dirt Here.
377
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,397
Ha, I Got You.
378
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,864
I Got You!
379
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,864
Got What?
380
00:17:32,864 --> 00:17:34,631
I Got You!
381
00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:35,731
Look At That.
382
00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,364
In Your Dreams.
383
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,764
No, No, No, No.
384
00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:40,531
Are You Saying
You Are Closer?
385
00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,631
I'm Saying My Ball...
386
00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:44,831
Whoa, Don't Touch The Ball.
387
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,231
I'm Not.
388
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,631
I'm Saying That...
389
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,031
Don't Touch The Ball.
390
00:17:49,031 --> 00:17:50,864
I Didn't Touch The Ball.
391
00:17:50,864 --> 00:17:52,031
What Are You Saying?
392
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,897
Are You Saying
393
00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:55,131
That Your Ball
394
00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:57,164
Which Is This Far Away
395
00:17:57,164 --> 00:17:59,397
Is Closer Than My Ball
396
00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:01,064
Which Is This Far Away?
397
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:05,131
Are You Saying The Statue
Of Liberty Is This Tall?
398
00:18:05,131 --> 00:18:07,131
My Friend, You Are Near-Sighted
399
00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:10,364
Short-Sighted, Far-Sighted
And Hind-Sighted.
400
00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:13,731
Okay, Then Let's Do This.
401
00:18:13,731 --> 00:18:16,964
Why Don't I Get A Ruler
And Measure It?
402
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:17,964
Agreed.
403
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:18,964
I'll Get My Ruler...
404
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,097
No, No, No...
405
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:22,031
I Don't Trust Your Ruler.
406
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:25,031
I Knew Something Like This
Was Going To Happen.
407
00:18:25,031 --> 00:18:26,564
I Brought My Own.
408
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,131
My Goodness.
409
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,131
Don't Touch A Thing Here.
410
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:32,064
We'll Use Your Ruler.
411
00:18:32,064 --> 00:18:35,097
I'll Get My Wife
To Be An Impartial Judge.
412
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:38,131
No, We'll Use Your Ruler
And My Wife.
413
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:39,431
I Tell You What.
414
00:18:39,431 --> 00:18:40,431
No Rulers.
415
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:42,064
Why Not Just Use Our Wives?
416
00:18:42,064 --> 00:18:42,964
Fine With Me.
417
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:44,331
All Right.
418
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:48,197
By The Way, You Owe Me $11.80
For The Dinner.
419
00:18:48,197 --> 00:18:52,097
You Owe Me $15 For The Dinner
You Had At My House.
420
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:55,231
Why, Because You
Served Me To-Mah-Toes?
421
00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:56,997
Nicole, Honey,
Get Your Coat.
422
00:18:56,997 --> 00:18:59,697
We Need You To Judge
Who's The Winner.
423
00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:01,064
Claire,
I Want You
424
00:19:01,064 --> 00:19:02,697
To Come And Keep Her Honest.
425
00:19:02,697 --> 00:19:04,031
Please Close That Door.
426
00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,364
We're Not Going Anywhere.
427
00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:07,131
We're Not
Getting Involved.
428
00:19:07,131 --> 00:19:09,797
We Can't Declare The Winner
Unless You Come.
429
00:19:09,797 --> 00:19:10,864
I Have An Idea.
430
00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:12,531
Why Don't You Two
Go Back Outside
431
00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:15,197
Strip Down To Your Undershorts
And Run Around The Block.
432
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,797
Whoever Gets Back First
433
00:19:16,797 --> 00:19:18,297
Is The Winner.
434
00:19:18,297 --> 00:19:22,264
Obviously, You Don't Care About
The Importance Of This Game.
435
00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:24,897
They Would Have
Declared Me Winner.
436
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,831
Winner Of Cheating.
437
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,431
Theo:
Ooww!!!
438
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:34,731
What Happened Here?
439
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:36,364
I Fell From The Banister.
440
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:38,497
Are You All Right?
441
00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:39,631
Yeah.
442
00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:41,597
Well, Honey, What
Were You Doing?
443
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,397
I Was Trying To Show Lindy
I Can Climb Rocks.
444
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,031
Mom, I Could Have
Been Seriously Hurt.
445
00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,697
Don't Worry,
I'm An Orthopedist.
446
00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:53,364
If You're Hurt,
I Can Fix You.
447
00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:55,264
Keep An Eye On Him, Son.
448
00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:58,031
He'll Look At Your Scapula
And Bandage Your Face.
449
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:02,264
You're Lucky Your Father Doesn't
Have To Take Care Of You.
450
00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:06,031
He'd Hold You By The Ankles
And Slap You On The Bottom.
451
00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:09,831
What Made You Think This
Banister Could Support A Climb?
452
00:20:09,831 --> 00:20:12,064
It Wasn't The Climb
That Broke The Banister.
453
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:15,897
It Broke When Theo
Did A Handstand On It.
454
00:20:15,897 --> 00:20:17,064
It Was A Good Handstand.
455
00:20:24,964 --> 00:20:27,964
This Is Nice To See.
456
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:30,864
Mrs. Harmon, I Thought
You Left A Long Time Ago.
457
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,897
We Tried, But
The Car Wouldn't Start.
458
00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,297
Did You Call The Auto Club?
459
00:20:34,297 --> 00:20:36,297
No, Your Father
And My Husband
460
00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:39,231
Decided They Wanted
To Start The Car Themselves.
461
00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,064
They Have Managed
To Disconnect
462
00:20:41,064 --> 00:20:43,764
Every Hose And Wire
Connected To The Engine.
463
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,364
You Better Get A Mechanic Quick
464
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:47,264
Before They Do
Some Major Damage.
465
00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:49,197
Don't Worry,
Everything's Under Control.
466
00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:51,797
Lindy Stepped In
And Is Fixing Everything.
467
00:20:51,797 --> 00:20:54,897
Lindy Knows How To Fix Cars?
468
00:20:54,897 --> 00:20:57,131
It's A Hobby Of Hers.
469
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,097
Oh, I'm Impressed.
470
00:20:59,097 --> 00:21:03,497
Take A Good Look Because This
Is The Picture You Want To See.
471
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:06,664
That Young Lady Is Not
Draped Over The Hood.
472
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:08,997
She's Underneath It, Working.
473
00:21:08,997 --> 00:21:11,897
And Note The Position
Of The Men.
474
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,364
They Are Exactly
Where They Belong:
475
00:21:15,364 --> 00:21:18,031
Sitting On The Curb.
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