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Aww, Shucks.
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Whooo-Hoo-Hoo!
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Oh, My Goodness.
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Dad, I'm Telling You,
This Is Going To Be
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The Best Cliff's Ding-Dong,
Eight-Alarm Chili
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Ever Tasted
On The Face Of This Earth.
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Why Does It Take You
Three Days To Make That Chili?
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If You Tasted This
The First Day, You'd Say,
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"What Can Did This
Come Out Of?"
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If You Tasted It On
The Second Day, You'd Say,
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"Oh, My Goodness, Somebody's
Grandmother Got Off Her Chair
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And Just Took This
To The Mountain."
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But The Third Day...
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Wow, Ha, Ha, Ha.
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The Third Day, You Don't
Even Have To Taste It.
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You Just Walk By The Pot
And Someone Says;
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"Hey, Come Here."
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Sounds Delicious.
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It Is, It Is.
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Yeah.
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All I Have To Do Is Add The Rest
Of These Herbs And Spices.
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Hey, Hey, Hey,
Now This Truly Is Unbelievable.
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What's That?
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Guess Who's Playing
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At The Gaslight Club
In The Village?
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Slim Claxton And His Trio.
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You Mean That Man Who Played
The Xylophone, Wrote The Song
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"Baby, Don't Step On My Face
'Cause Your Shoes Got Nails"?
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That's Right.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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He Also Did
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"Don't Bring Home A Chicken
When You Promised Me A Steak."
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♪ Don't Bring Home A Chicken ♪
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♪ If You Promised Me A Steak ♪
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Yeah, That's Right.
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I Met Slim 52 Years Ago
In New Orleans.
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You're Kidding.
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I Try To See Him
Whenever He's In Town.
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I Still Owe Him Money.
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Whenever I Try To Pay Him Back,
He Refuses.
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I'm Going To
Get Him This Time.
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I'll Call The Gaslight Club And
See If Slim Is Down There Today.
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♪ Don't Bring Home A Chicken
If You Promised Me A Steak ♪
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♪ Don't Bring Home A Chicken
If You Promised Me A Steak ♪
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( Whistle Blowing )
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Hi, Vanessa.
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Hi, Kenny.
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What Are You Doing?
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Practicing To Be A Drum Major.
There's A Trial At School Tomorrow.
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You Can't Be
A Drum Major.
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Why Not?
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Drum Majors Are Boys.
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Who Says?
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I've Never Seen
A Girl Drum Major.
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You're Fibbing.
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No, He Isn't.
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Most Drum Majors Are Boys.
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Ha, Ha, I Was Right.
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Burned You Bad.
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However, Some Girls
Got Together At School
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And We Decided To Try Out.
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Since There Has Never Been
A Girl Drum Major At Our School
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We Have To Be Great
To Get Chosen.
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You Girls Shouldn't
Be Doing This.
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Why Not?
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My Brother Says
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A Man Doesn't Want To See
A Woman Doing A Man's Job
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Unless She's Wearing
A Bathing Suit.
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I'll Go Out For Drum Major
And Get It.
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That Band Will Be E E E Ing
My Sister Down The Field, Bud.
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Thank You, Rudy.
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Would You Help Me Practice?
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Sure.
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I'd Ask You To Help,
But A Man Can't Do This.
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Hold My Cassette Recorder
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And Make Sure
No Matter Where I'm Marching
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You've Got It
Pointed At Me.
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( Marching Music )
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Let's Hear It
For The Band.
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Ah, Hon, Pardon Me,
One Second.
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I Just...
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I Don't Mean To Take
Anything Away From You
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But We Had A Fellow
Named Peter Poindexter.
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He Was Six-Foot-Four.
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And Peter Poindexter
Used To Come Out And:
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♪ Da Da Di Di Di Da Boom ♪
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♪ Di Di Di Boom Di Doom Doom ♪
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♪ Di Di Di Doom Doom ♪
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Peter Also Had That
Double Step Back To The Side.
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♪ Di Di Di Di Boom ♪
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♪ Di Di Di Bom Pa ♪
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♪ Wooja Da Da ♪
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I'm Telling You,
He Was Mean.
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I'm Sorry, Son.
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Peter Poindexter
Was Good
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But He Was A Sad Imitation
Of The Greatest Drum Major
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Ever To Strut
Across A Football Field.
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I'm Talking About
Tall Walter Lomax--
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A Six-Foot, Eight-Inch...
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Six-Foot, Eight-Inch?
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...Who At Homecoming Game
Of 1934
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Gave Birth To
The World Famous Triple Dip.
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♪ Alafasa Sa-Sa-Sa ♪
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♪ Alafasa Sa-Sa-Sa ♪
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♪ Alafasa Sa-Sa-Sa ♪
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But Peter Poindexter--
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I Forgot,
My Mind Fails Me Sometimes--
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Was Actually 6'10".
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What He Did
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One Day At Half Time Was
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He Came Out...
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♪ Di Di Di Boom Boom ♪
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♪ Zhoo! ♪
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...Threw Both Batons
Up Into The Air
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Sang The Star-Spangled Banner
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Caught The Baton
In The Right Hand
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On "The Home Of The Brave"
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And The Other Hand On
"The Land Of The Free"
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Because He
Sang It Backwards.
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I'm Afraid That Is Amateur Hour
Compared With Tall Walter.
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At Half Time
Of A Game
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Tall Walker, Who, As I Recall,
Was At Least Seven-Foot-One...
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...Led The Band
Out Onto The Field
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With Long Strides That
Took Up Ten Yards At A Clip.
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Ten Yards To A Stride?
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That's Right.
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When He Hit Midfield
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He Cut A Charleston Step
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And Threw His Baton
Way Up In The Air.
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Just When Everybody Was Waiting
For The Baton To Come Down
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Walter Led The Band
Off The Field.
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He Let The Baton
Fall On The Ground?
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No.
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A Week Later,
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Tall Walter Led The Band
Out Onto The Same Field
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And The Baton That He Threw
Up In The Air Seven Days Ago
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Came Right Down
In His Hand.
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Grandpa, Is That A True Story?
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If I'm Lying, May I Be Hit
By A Falling Baton.
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Hey, I Ain't Bad!
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Who Would Pay $12.50
To Hear That?
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Who's Out There Heckling Me?
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Do You Remember A Rainy Night
In 1936 At The Club L'amour?
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Oh, My Goodness,
If It Ain't Old Slide!
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How You Doing, Slide?
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You Look Good.
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It's Been Too Long.
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Slim, This Is
My Son Heathcliff.
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How You Doing,
Heathcliff?
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I've Heard A Lot About You.
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Whatever You've Heard
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Just Multiply It By 15,
Divide It By 16
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And Then Ignore It.
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A Polite Person Would
Invite Us To Sit.
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I'll See If I Can
Find A Polite Person.
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Hey, Y'all,
Come On, Sit Down.
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Y'all Want
A Cup Of Coffee?
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You Still Drinking That
Special Coffee Of Yours?
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Don't You Know It?
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Then I Think I'll Pass.
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What About You,
Heathcliff?
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I'll Have A Little.
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I'll Pour You
Out A Little.
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You're Really
Going To Like This.
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Thank You.
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Whoa!
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How Do You
Like It?
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I Can't Get To It.
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You Could Get Arrested For That.
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Ain't Gonna Bother Me.
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Is Claude Powers
Still In Your Trio?
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Claude Powers?
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He's Been Dead Ten Years.
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No.
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How About Freddy Collins?
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He's Dead.
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Did You Ever Hear Anything
About Choo-Choo Wallace?
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Yeah, He's Dead, Too.
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What About Skip Logan?
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Dead.
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How About The Tannen Brothers?
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Dead, Dead And Dead.
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But There Were Four Of Them.
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I Know It--He's Dead, Too.
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You Know, Slim, I've Been
Reading About You For Years.
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You're Out There On Tour,
Playing Your Music
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Going Strong.
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I'm Proud Of You.
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That's A Fine Compliment
Coming From A Man
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Who Plays
The Horn
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Sweeter Than Gabriel.
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I'm Retired Now.
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If I Had
Your Money
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I'd Retire, Too.
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No, I Never Made
That Much Money.
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Nobody Said You Made Money.
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00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,897
They Said You Never
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Let Go Of It.
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If I Am So Tight,
Why Am I About To Hand You
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A $100 Bill?
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You Remember
I Owe You This Money?
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I Sure Do--
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To Buy Anna Her Wedding Ring.
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I Never Told You This,
But 51 Years Ago
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I Played A Club,
And The Owner
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Stiffed The Band
For A Week's Salary.
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I Had No Money To Buy
Your Mother A Ring.
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Slim Heard It
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Came Over To The Hotel
To Offer His Condolences.
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When He Left
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I Found A $100 Bill
In My Coat Pocket.
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And This Time, You Are Going
To Take The Money.
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Ain't No Way
I'll Take That Money.
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I Insist.
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You Might Insist
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But I'll Resist.
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Why Won't You Take It?
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'Cause I'd Be Cursed.
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You Remember That Old
Hatchet-Faced Lady In Louisiana
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Who Told
All Those Fortunes?
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00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:03,330
You Mean Madame Carla?
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00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,130
That's Right.
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She Said If I Went Out
And Gave People Money
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I'd Have Good Fortune
My Whole Life.
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Ever Since I Gave That Little
Money To You And Your Wife
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I Ain't Had Nothing
But The Best Of Luck
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And I'm Knocking On Wood.
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Shoot, That Ain't Wood.
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It's Famildahide.
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Yeah, But You Don't Seem
To Understand, Slim.
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When I Borrow Money
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I Always Pay It Back.
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You Give It To Your Son.
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He Looks Like
He Can Use It.
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My Son's A Doctor.
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00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,930
You A Doctor?!
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How About Lending Me
$1,500 Dollars?
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No, But I'll Tell You What.
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You Can Join
My Father And Me On Friday.
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I Cooked Some Special Hot Chili.
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I Got Four Shows Friday.
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That's A Big Day.
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How Early Should We Eat?
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Let's Say 6:00, A.O.C.
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All Right.
Bring Your Special Coffee.
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You Know It!
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We'll Talk Loud
And Draw A Crowd!
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I Hear Ya.
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Thank You.
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00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:16,230
Hey, Vanessa,
How Was The Tryout?
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Wait, Vanessa,
Come On.
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00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:22,430
You've Got To
Tell Me About This.
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00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,264
I Am So Mad,
I Could Hit Somebody.
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Oww!
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00:12:27,297 --> 00:12:29,097
What Was That For?
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00:12:29,097 --> 00:12:30,397
Because You're A Guy.
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00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:31,630
What's Wrong With You?
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00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,730
They Didn't Pick Me
For Drum Major.
259
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,730
I Was Robbed
Royally.
260
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,497
Why Are You
Hitting Me?
261
00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:41,164
Because Three Of The Four Judges
On The Committee Were Guys.
262
00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:44,030
Those Guys Picked Another Guy
To Be Drum Major
263
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,197
Even Though He Dropped
The Baton Twice.
264
00:12:51,764 --> 00:12:54,764
Amy Was Looking At Me
The Whole Time.
265
00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:55,797
Get Out!
266
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:57,764
She Was Looking
Over You At Me.
267
00:12:57,764 --> 00:12:58,764
In Your Dreams.
268
00:12:58,764 --> 00:13:01,264
Yo, What's Up?
269
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,797
What Are You
Doing Here So Late?
270
00:13:02,797 --> 00:13:03,864
Wrestling Practice.
271
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:06,097
You Guys Went Out
For Drum Major?
272
00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:07,230
Are You Serious?
273
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,430
We Were The Judges.
274
00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,097
You Guys Were Judges?
275
00:13:11,097 --> 00:13:13,664
They Picked Judges
From The Band.
276
00:13:13,664 --> 00:13:16,164
How Did The Tryouts Go?
277
00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:17,097
Pretty Good.
278
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,097
You See Vanessa?
279
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,097
You Know It.
280
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,997
Your Sister Is Looking Good.
281
00:13:20,997 --> 00:13:22,997
Amy Dressler
Looking Even Better.
282
00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:25,864
Did You See Those
Shorts She Had On?
283
00:13:25,864 --> 00:13:30,497
I'd Stay An Extra Year In School
Just To Be Next To Her.
284
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:32,430
How Did My Sister Do?
285
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,730
Pretty Good,
I Guess.
286
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,664
Weren't You Paying Attention?
287
00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,430
Sure, We Were
Paying Attention.
288
00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:38,864
Everyone Got
A Fair Shot.
289
00:13:38,864 --> 00:13:41,130
We Picked The Right Guy.
290
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:44,964
Sounds To Me Like No Matter
How Good The Girls Were
291
00:13:44,964 --> 00:13:47,230
You Would Have Picked
A Guy Anyway.
292
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,230
You Catch On
Pretty Fast.
293
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,330
At Least We Let
The Girls Try Out.
294
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,097
Those Girls Should
Have Been Thanking Us.
295
00:13:54,097 --> 00:13:55,730
You Know It.
296
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,330
Later, Theo.
297
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,897
Say Hi
To Vanessa.
298
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:01,364
Tell Her I Enjoyed
What She Did.
299
00:14:10,864 --> 00:14:14,930
You Are Now Ready, My Sweet.
300
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,450
Ready Now
301
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:24,164
For The Hottest Chili Peppers
On The Face Of This Earth.
302
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,464
One... Argh!
303
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,397
Argh!
304
00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:29,730
Ahhh!
305
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:30,997
More Chili!
306
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,997
Owww!
307
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:37,264
( Laughing Like
A Mad Scientist )
308
00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:41,230
Ahhh!
309
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:45,064
Now To Stir It Up.
310
00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:49,230
Daddy, Can You Help Me Get
The Encyclopedia Off The Shelf?
311
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:51,964
Are You Hiding A Note
From Your Teacher?
312
00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:53,464
No, I'm Doing Homework.
313
00:14:53,464 --> 00:14:58,397
Okay, As Soon As I
Finish With The Chili.
314
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,964
Can I Have A Taste?
315
00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:04,264
I Just Put In Six Of The Hottest
Chili Peppers On This Earth
316
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:05,597
And Swirled It Around.
317
00:15:05,597 --> 00:15:07,830
If They Don't Cook For Two Hours
318
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,164
When You Taste This,
Your Face Will Go
319
00:15:10,164 --> 00:15:11,164
Umph!
320
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:12,464
Fire Will Shoot Out
321
00:15:12,464 --> 00:15:14,464
And You'll Go Running.
322
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:15,997
You'll Say "Aaaaah!"
323
00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:19,030
Flames Will Shoot Out,
And You'll Run To Peter's.
324
00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,864
He'll Grab
The Fire Extinguisher
325
00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:24,430
Foam Will Be All Over,
And He'll Put A Cherry On Top
326
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,797
And They'll Sell You
In The Drugstore.
327
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,164
Okay, I'll Wait.
328
00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:32,330
Let's Go Find
That Encyclopetamin?
329
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,597
Encyclopedia!
330
00:15:33,597 --> 00:15:34,897
You Say That
So Beautifully.
331
00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:36,130
Say It Again.
332
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,464
Encyclopedia.
333
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,430
Ooh!
334
00:16:59,097 --> 00:17:03,164
I Told You To Stay
Out Of My Chili!
335
00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:09,564
Mom.
336
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,864
Yes?
337
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,730
Tell Me You're Proud Of Me.
338
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:13,864
I'm Proud Of You.
339
00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:16,264
Now Let Me Tell You
Why You're Proud.
340
00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:20,030
I Found Out Vanessa Did Not
Get Drum Major Yesterday
341
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:23,164
Because The Judges Planned
To Pick A Guy All Along.
342
00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:24,830
So I Went
343
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,697
And Told The Principal.
344
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,030
And Tonight
345
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,864
Because Of Yours Truly,
Theodore Aloysius Huxtable
346
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,597
They're Having New Tryouts
347
00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:36,497
And New Judges--
Two Guys And Two Girls.
348
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:38,097
Theo, I Am Very Proud.
349
00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:41,730
Mom, This Is Unbelievable.
350
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,097
Mind-Boggling.
351
00:17:43,097 --> 00:17:44,097
Beyond Tremendous.
352
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,197
Yes?
353
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:48,330
The Principal
Announced New Tryouts
354
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,664
For Drum Major.
355
00:17:49,664 --> 00:17:50,997
No.
356
00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:52,397
I Know How It Happened.
357
00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:53,264
How?
358
00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:55,864
Word Must Have Gotten Out
359
00:17:55,864 --> 00:17:57,430
About How
Good I Was.
360
00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:58,997
A Bunch Of Students
361
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:01,530
Forced The Principal
To Give Me Another Chance.
362
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,497
I'm Good, But I Didn't Know
I Was A Legend.
363
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:05,964
I'm Going Upstairs To Practice.
364
00:18:05,964 --> 00:18:07,630
I Got To Tell You Something.
365
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:08,997
What?
366
00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:11,530
Good Luck.
367
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:12,530
Thanks.
368
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,164
Oh, Theo?
369
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:17,530
I'm Sorry I Hit You.
370
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,697
It's Okay.
371
00:18:25,497 --> 00:18:29,264
Theodore Huxtable, You
Are Beyond Tremendous.
372
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:31,697
Mom.
373
00:18:31,697 --> 00:18:32,697
Yes?
374
00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,664
You've Been
In Dad's Chili.
375
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:43,097
Do You Have Time To Stay
Before You Go To The Club?
376
00:18:43,097 --> 00:18:45,964
Dad-Gum Right I Have, Shoot.
377
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:47,130
Hey, Doc!
378
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:47,964
Yes, Sir?
379
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,564
Know What I'd Like?
380
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:50,430
What?
381
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,597
A Stinky, Goat Rope Cigar.
382
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,930
You Seem To Enjoy
Yourself, Slim.
383
00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:58,064
That's Because I Love Being Old.
384
00:18:58,064 --> 00:18:59,230
You Don't Know
385
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,430
What You're Missing.
386
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,430
I Don't?
387
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:02,830
You Know
What They Say
388
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,797
About Women Living
Longer Than Men?
389
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,030
It Sure Is Right.
390
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:08,697
Let Me Tell You,
I'm Reaping That Harvest.
391
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,564
I Go To Them
Senior Citizen Dances
392
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:14,230
And Dance All Night
With Them Widows.
393
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,297
They Consider Me A Real Stud!
394
00:19:17,464 --> 00:19:19,597
Never Did Get Married, Did You?
395
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:22,864
Shoot, I'm Still Sowing My Oats.
396
00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:25,430
Well, Okay.
397
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,830
I Have To Mosey.
398
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:30,197
I Like To Get There Early
And Make Some Fresh Coffee.
399
00:19:30,197 --> 00:19:31,864
I'll Get Your Coat.
400
00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:33,630
Okay, Thank You.
401
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,597
I Got To Get My Thermos.
402
00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:39,530
Quite A Guy, Your Friend Slim.
403
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,397
Quick, Give Me His Coat.
404
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,564
I'll Slip This $100
I Owe Him Into His Pocket.
405
00:19:44,564 --> 00:19:45,697
Wait A Minute.
406
00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:49,030
You Heard What He Said
About The Curse.
407
00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:52,364
Madame Carla Was The Biggest
Con Artist In New Orleans.
408
00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:54,730
She Told Every Man
Who Came To Her
409
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:58,864
If He Gave Money To Someone
In Need, It Would Bring Luck.
410
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,997
Then One Of Her Shills Would
Go Up To That Man And Say:
411
00:20:02,997 --> 00:20:04,730
"Hey, Buddy, I'm In Need."
412
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,130
Say No More.
413
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:09,830
I Want To Thank You
For A Wonderful Evening.
414
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,930
It's Been
Our Pleasure.
415
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:13,830
I Sure Do
Appreciate It.
416
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,164
I Want You To Remember
417
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,997
Tomorrow Night
At The Club
418
00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:19,064
You'll Get The Best Seat
In The House.
419
00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:20,030
Where?
420
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,797
Right In Back
Of That Pole.
421
00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:23,497
We'll Be There.
422
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:25,797
Hi, Vanessa.
423
00:20:25,797 --> 00:20:27,064
Hi, Everybody.
424
00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:28,730
This Is My
Daughter Vanessa.
425
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,730
Hi, Vanessa.
426
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,797
Just Call Me Slim.
427
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,130
Nice To
Meet You.
428
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,397
Hi, Grandpa.
429
00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:34,630
How Was The Tryout?
430
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,130
Terrible.
431
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,464
I Was Good, Dad, I Really Was.
432
00:20:38,464 --> 00:20:40,830
But I Still Won't Be Drum Major.
433
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,764
Who Won?
434
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:43,797
A Girl Who Was Six-Foot-Three.
435
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:47,097
She Showed Up From Nowhere
And Wiped Out Everybody.
436
00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:49,164
You Feel Mighty Bad,
Don't You, Sweetie?
437
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,630
I Sure Do.
438
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,564
I Have Something
You'll Really Like
439
00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:54,897
And Your Grandpa
Would Like You
440
00:20:54,897 --> 00:20:56,597
To Have It, Too.
441
00:20:56,597 --> 00:21:01,130
Don't Go Spend It All
In One Place, You Hear?
442
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,930
A Hundred Dollars?!
443
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,330
For Your Piggy Bank.
444
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,130
Thank You So Much!
445
00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:12,297
Oh, You Old Sucker!
446
00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:17,330
Oh, You Sucker, You!
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