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They Beat Up
On Us Bad.
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46 To 18.
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Man, Humiliation.
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We Are Lucky To Walk Out
With Our Sneakers.
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Let's Not Let
Down On Ourselves.
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It's Just Gym Class.
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George, Let Me Ask You
One Question.
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How Come A Tall Guy
Is Lousy In Basketball?
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Being Tall And Black Doesn't
Mean You're Great At Basketball.
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You Better
Believe It.
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People Look At You
And Figure You Can Play, Right?
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Right.
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Tall, Black, Slam Dunk!
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So Go Out And Dunk.
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That Hurts, Guys.
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It's Getting Late.
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We Promised Jake
We'd Visit Him
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At The Hospital
Before 5:00.
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Yeah, Let's Hurry Up
And Take A Shower.
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Make Sure You Save
Some Hot Water.
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I Can't Make It.
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Why Not?
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I Really Should Study
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For That Chem. Test.
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You're Going To Study
On Friday Afternoon?
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Yeah.
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You Can't Let A Test
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Interfere With
Seeing Your Buddy.
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I'll Go Next Time.
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Forget About Next Time, Theo.
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Let's Go, Man.
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I Can't.
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What's Your Problem?
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Cancer Isn't Contagious,
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My Dad's A Doctor, So I Know
Cancer Isn't Contagious.
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So, Come.
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Can I Be Honest With You?
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Sure.
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The Idea Of Having
A Friend With Cancer
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Is Depressing.
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Richard Saw Him Yesterday
And Said He Looks Okay.
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No Tubes.
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It's Not That.
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Jake Is In A Hospital Bed
With Cancer.
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What Do You Say?
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Don't Say Anything.
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You Could Stand There
And Look Depressed.
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I Don't Know.
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If You Were Sick,
Wouldn't You Want Company?
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No.
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You're Lying, Man.
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Let's Go Shower.
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Theo, Think About
Going To The Hospital.
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Jake Wants To See You.
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Cliff?
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♪ Yeah, What You Gonna Do,
What You Gonna Say? ♪
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Hi, Dear.
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What Are You Doing?
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I Have Three Babies
To Deliver Tonight.
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I Need To Eat Some Dinner.
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I Need Some Nourishment.
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Just Made Myself
Something To Eat There.
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What Have We Here?
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We Have Carrots.
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We Have The Grain Bread, See.
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Healthy, Oh So!
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Not Only "Oh So,"
But In Here I Have Lettuce.
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Three-Leaf Lettuce
Going All Over The Place.
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Just With A Touch Of Lemon,
No Oil Or Anything Like That.
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That's A Lot
Of Lettuce.
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Can You Eat That?
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Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes.
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My Body Loves The Roughage.
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It Just Goes Along,
Roughage, Roughage, Roughage.
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It Says, "Look Out, Colon."
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You Never Eat
That Much Lettuce.
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Yes, Well...
Yeah, Carrots.
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Let Me See.
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But Dear, You Don't
Need To See The Thing.
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I'll Open It Up For You.
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There It Is--
Lettuce, All Right!
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Two Pieces Of Apple Pie
In The Lettuce, Cliff?
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That's An Apple Pie Salad.
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Hi, Rudy.
Hi, Kenny.
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Elvin!
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Where's Sondra?
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She Went To Boston.
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Did You Get A Divorce?
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No, She And Her College Friends
Are Having A Reunion Up There.
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You Gave Her Permission?
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She Doesn't Need
His Permission.
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If She Was A Good Wife,
She Would.
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Sondra Is A Good Wife.
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We Respect Each Other
And Give Each Other Freedom.
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If She Wants To Do Something,
She Does It.
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You Need To Talk
With My Brother.
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Why?
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He Says The Man Wears
The Pants In The Family.
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Otherwise, His Wife
Walks All Over Him.
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Really?
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Sondra And I
Are Not Like That.
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She's Up There Having Fun
And I'm Having Fun Here.
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Are You Lonely?
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Why Do You Ask That?
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Because You're Sitting Here
Talking To Two Children.
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I'm Going To Talk
To Mom And Dad.
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Are They Home?
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Yeah, They're
In The Kitchen.
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Rudy, Tell Me Something.
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Speaking As A Woman
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If You Were Married,
Would You Go To Boston Alone?
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I'm Not A Woman.
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Yes, You Are.
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Just Like I'm A Man.
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You're No Man.
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You're Bud.
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If We Were Married,
Would You Go To Boston?
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I'm Not Going To Marry You.
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You Would If
I Told You To.
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No, I Wouldn't.
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You Have To Earn My Love.
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A Man Doesn't
Have To Earn Love.
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A Woman Gives It
Automatically.
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Not This Woman.
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Uh-Huh.
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Guys, I Didn't Mean
To Start Anything Here.
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Two People Should Cherish
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The Precious Moments
They Have Together.
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I Try, But This Woman's
Like A Hurricane.
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You Have A Banana, An Orange,
A Pear And An Apple
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And The Apple Skin
For Roughage.
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And This, My Love,
Is Your Fruit Salad-Pie-Dessert.
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Hi, Mom, Dad.
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Hi, Elvin.
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Has Sondra Called?
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She Called Me Today.
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They Are Having A Lobster Dinner
As We Speak.
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So What Have You
Got Planned?
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Oh, A Lot.
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I'm Making The Most
Of This Time.
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So Far, I'm Having Fun.
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Really?
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I've Gone For Walks,
Seen A Few Kung-Fu Movies
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And Talked To My Buddies
On The Phone... Guy Stuff.
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So You're Not Lonely?
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Me?
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No, I'm Fine.
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You Came Over To...
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To Say "Hello." You Know,
Happen To Be In The Neighborhood.
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Will You Stay
For Dinner?
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No, There's A Great Coffee Shop
Near Our Apartment.
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I Ate There Last Night.
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They Make A Great
Salisbury Steak.
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Salisbury Steak?
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Salisbury Steak.
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Yum-Yum.
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Won't You Join Me Tonight?
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Thank You, Elvin, No.
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We're Eating Here.
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But It's A Shame
You're Not Joining Us.
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Dr. Huxtable Is Going
To The Hospital Tonight.
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There's Going To Be
An Empty Space At The Table.
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Elvin, Don't Breathe
On The Meat, Son.
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Can I Help You?
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Hi.
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I Came To Visit
Jake Palmer.
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Right Over There
In Room 238.
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Right Over There?
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Right Over There.
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Here?
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There.
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You Can Go In If You Want.
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Maybe I Shouldn't,
He May Be Sleeping.
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I Was Just In There,
He's Awake.
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Oh, Okay.
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Can I Ask Your
Professional Opinion?
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Sure.
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Is It Possible
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That A Patient
In A Certain Condition
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Can Have
Too Many Visitors?
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Yes... But Not
In Jake's Case.
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Oh, Good.
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Are You Going In,
Or What?
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Did You Say It Was Room 238?
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Yes.
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Just Double-Checking.
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I Wouldn't Want To Walk In
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And Surprise A Total Stranger.
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That Would Be Embarrassing.
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Right.
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Just Take Your Time.
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I'm Fine, Really.
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Jake?
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Jake?
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Jake!
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You Have A Visitor.
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Theo Huxtable.
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Alight! It's 'Bout Time!
Tell Him To Come In.
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He's Been Trying To
For 20 Minutes.
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He's... Hesitant.
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I Heard He Had
Cold Feet About Coming.
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Can I Help?
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No, I'll Make Him Feel Better.
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Send Him In.
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(Moaning )
Oohhh!
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Oohhh!
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00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:27,830
Uh, Jake?
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I Hear A Voice.
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00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:30,497
Who Is It?
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It's Theo.
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Theo Who?
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Theo Huxtable.
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From Homeroom.
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00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,430
Now I Remember You.
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Theo, Come Closer.
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I Want To Tell You Something.
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Closer.
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A Little Closer
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Much Closer.
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Kiss Me.
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00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:03,197
Kiss You?
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00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:04,497
Yes.
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Kiss Me.
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00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:12,697
Are You Sure That's Going
To Make You Feel Better?
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No.
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But This Will!
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Aaahh!
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Where You Been,
You Creep?
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I've Been Busy.
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Busy Dodging Me.
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00:12:21,397 --> 00:12:23,430
Sorry I Didn't Come Down.
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You Need Your Rest.
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00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:25,730
Who Needs Rest?
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I Heard You Were
Afraid To Face Me.
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I'm Here, Aren't I?
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Just What I Need,
Another Guy.
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I've Had Nothing
But Guys Visiting.
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What I Want Is Some Action.
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Go Round Us Up Some Women.
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All Right, Women.
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Later, I Promise.
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So... How You Feeling?
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Aside From A Little Cancer,
I'm Fine.
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Oh.
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It Bothers You To Hear That?
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No, It Doesn't Bother Me
To Hear You Talk About Your...
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Your Illness.
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The Illness Is Cancer.
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Can't You Say It?
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Sure I Can.
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So Go Ahead.
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Cancer!
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All Right, Forget That.
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Talk About Something Else.
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All Right.
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I'll Help You Out.
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00:13:09,863 --> 00:13:13,497
What Was Jill Troy Wearing
In History Class Today?
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She Had On
A Yellow Sweater
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She Was Wearing
A Tweed Skirt
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And I Think
She Had Loafers On.
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Not A News Report.
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Tell Me How She Looked
In The Sweater And Tweed Skirt.
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She Looked Fine, I Guess.
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Fine?
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00:13:31,163 --> 00:13:33,063
Are You Feeling All Right?
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Jill Never Looked "Fine"
In Her Life.
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Even With Pneumonia,
She Looked Unbelievable.
268
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:38,997
I'm Sorry.
269
00:13:38,997 --> 00:13:41,563
I Was Just Making Conversation.
270
00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:43,230
Stop Making Conversation
And Talk To Me.
271
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:44,530
Pretend We're
Not Here.
272
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,263
Pretend We're At Your House.
273
00:13:46,263 --> 00:13:48,030
Okay.
274
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,697
Today At School...
275
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,230
We Ran Track.
276
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,663
How Come You Weren't There?
277
00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:59,730
Hey, Man, I Was In Bed.
278
00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:02,330
After School,
I Went To The Mall.
279
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:03,630
Where Did You Go?
280
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:06,797
Are You Out Of Your Mind?
281
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:10,697
Hey, You Told Me To Pretend
We're Not In A Hospital Room.
282
00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:13,097
How Am I Supposed To Do That?
283
00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:15,263
Okay, I'm Sorry.
284
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,130
Okay.
285
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:21,463
So, How's It Feel
To Have The Big "C"?
286
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,897
The Big "C"?
287
00:14:28,897 --> 00:14:30,663
Yeah, How's Your Cancer?
288
00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:33,230
Hey, Can't You Be
More Sensitive?
289
00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:34,330
No.
290
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,797
Good, That's
The Old Theo.
291
00:14:35,797 --> 00:14:38,363
So What Did
You Bring Me?
292
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:40,297
Who Says I Brought Something?
293
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,997
Everybody Who Visits
A Hospital Brings Something.
294
00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:45,930
All Right, I Managed
To Sneak Something In.
295
00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:46,963
What Is It?
296
00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:48,430
I Went Down To Louie's
297
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,697
And Got You A #3 Sub.
298
00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:52,630
Ah, My Favorite!
299
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,997
Salami, Provolone Cheese,
Pepperoni And Pimento Loaf.
300
00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:58,297
See, I Was Thinking About You.
301
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:00,497
Hey, Man!
302
00:15:00,497 --> 00:15:02,497
There's Nothing On This Bread
303
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:04,830
But Some Onions And Lettuce.
304
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,997
All The Other Stuff
Wasn't Good For You
305
00:15:07,997 --> 00:15:09,463
So I Ate Them.
306
00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:12,263
You Ate Them?
307
00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:13,197
Yeah.
308
00:15:13,197 --> 00:15:14,997
What's The Straw For?
309
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,563
I Had To Wash It Down
With The Milk Shake
310
00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:19,930
I Bought You.
311
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,830
Sick People 14,
Well People 16.
312
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,497
Sick People Have The Ball.
313
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,663
No, No, No!
314
00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:34,830
Sick People Are Feeling
A Little Tired.
315
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,330
You Want To Relax?
316
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,763
Sick People Trick!
317
00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:40,330
It's Up And In,
Tie Score!
318
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,630
You Are Low.
319
00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:42,930
Hey, I'm A Survivor.
320
00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,463
You're The Lowest Survivor.
321
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,197
Hey, Fellas, How You Doing?
322
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,963
Hey, Dad.
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
323
00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:54,630
Is This Some New Treatment
I Don't Know Anything About?
324
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:57,163
We're Having
A Little One-On-One.
325
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,097
Who's Your Doctor,
Dr. J?
326
00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:02,763
I Should Be Able
To Do What I Want.
327
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:04,297
I'm A Dying Man.
328
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,097
Are You Dying Standing Up?
329
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:08,763
Get In That Bed.
330
00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:09,997
You'll Be Around Long Enough
331
00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:12,663
For Me To Deliver
Your Children.
332
00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:30,197
Hello, Elvin.
333
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,330
Hi, Mom.
334
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,663
I Finished The Dishes
335
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,330
So I'm Cleaning The Cupboard.
336
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,997
That's Very Nice Of You
337
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:39,397
But That Cupboard Was Cleaned
Three Days Ago.
338
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,497
Cupboards Can Never Be
Too Clean.
339
00:16:41,497 --> 00:16:42,497
When I'm Done
340
00:16:42,497 --> 00:16:44,397
I Thought I'd Take Off
341
00:16:44,397 --> 00:16:46,430
The Wax Buildup On Your Floor.
342
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:47,663
I Have Wax Buildup?
343
00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:48,763
Not Much.
344
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:52,230
Now's The Time
To Nip It In The Bud.
345
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,663
Elvin, If You're Creating
All This Work
346
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,830
To Make An Excuse
To Stick Around
347
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,097
It's Not Necessary.
348
00:16:58,097 --> 00:16:59,497
I Don't Need Excuses.
349
00:16:59,497 --> 00:17:01,863
I've Got A Lot To Do.
350
00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:03,463
Really? Like What?
351
00:17:03,463 --> 00:17:04,397
Like What?
352
00:17:04,397 --> 00:17:06,030
What Have You Got?
353
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:09,097
Well... Nothing, Nothing.
354
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,663
I've Got Nothing To Do,
Absolutely Nothing.
355
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,063
Mom, I'm So Alone.
356
00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:16,397
I Miss My Muffin.
357
00:17:16,397 --> 00:17:19,297
I'm Lost.
358
00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:21,963
She'll Be Back
In A Couple Of Days.
359
00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,397
I Don't Know.
360
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:24,563
Things Are So Bad
361
00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:27,197
There's An Eight-Year-Old Boy
Out There
362
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:28,863
Giving Me
Advice.
363
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:30,663
Call Sondra And Tell Her
364
00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:33,297
She Needs To Be Here
With Her Man.
365
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:36,197
Honey, Why Don't You
Call Her Yourself?
366
00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:40,030
If She Knew How Miserable I Was,
It Would Ruin Her Trip.
367
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:43,297
Why Don't You Stay
The Night With Us?
368
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,463
You're Feeling Sorry For Me?
369
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:46,297
Yes.
370
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,563
I Don't Care.
371
00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:50,163
I Accept.
372
00:17:50,163 --> 00:17:51,630
Thank You, Mom.
373
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,097
Score Was Tied, Right?
374
00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:55,030
Sick People Up By Four.
375
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,830
16 To 16, Pal, Come On.
376
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,230
Huxtable Has The Ball.
377
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:02,063
Coming Down The Court.
378
00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:03,897
What Does He Do?
379
00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:05,397
Time Out,
Time Out.
380
00:18:05,397 --> 00:18:07,830
Sick Person Time Out.
381
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,297
I'm Not Falling For That.
382
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,963
I Mean It, I'm Tired.
383
00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:13,263
I'm Tired Of Your Lies.
384
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:14,397
I'm Not Kidding.
385
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,697
I Need A Break.
386
00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:19,763
Guess You Do Look Kind Of Tired.
387
00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:22,930
What Gets Me
Is How Fast I Get Tired.
388
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:26,963
I Had The Flu Last Month,
Knocked Me Out.
389
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,463
You're Comparing The Flu
To Cancer?
390
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,563
I Had It For Four Days.
391
00:18:31,563 --> 00:18:33,663
Since I've Had This Relapse
392
00:18:33,663 --> 00:18:35,830
People Have Said
Some Dumb Things
393
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:39,597
But What You Said Could Be
The Dumbest, Donkey Breath.
394
00:18:39,597 --> 00:18:41,930
Well, I'm Sorry.
395
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,830
Just Answer Me One Question.
396
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:47,997
Why Me?
397
00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:50,663
Why Did I Have To Get Cancer?
398
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,797
Why Not The Guy
Who Invented Chemistry Class?
399
00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:56,897
You're Going To Make It, Man.
400
00:18:56,897 --> 00:19:01,063
I'll Beat It So Bad,
It Won't Know What Hit It.
401
00:19:01,063 --> 00:19:04,130
I Just Wish
I Wasn't Always Tired.
402
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,197
Are You Still Tired Now?
403
00:19:06,197 --> 00:19:08,563
Yeah, Sort Of.
404
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,063
Well...
405
00:19:10,063 --> 00:19:11,563
That's Too Bad!
406
00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:14,397
Huxtable Wins, Unchallenged.
407
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:16,063
Vic-To-Ry!
408
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,730
Wait, Check This Out.
409
00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:31,163
Elvin, Hurry Up.
410
00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:32,863
The Movie's Starting.
411
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:34,330
Here It Is.
412
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,997
A Little Snack
Before Our Movie Marathon.
413
00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:38,830
All Right,
Brother-In-Law.
414
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:41,163
Popcorn,
Ice Cream, Soda.
415
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:42,797
What A Guy.
416
00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:44,997
We Never Had
It So Good.
417
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:47,297
I Hope Sondra
Gets Snowed In.
418
00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:50,197
Please, Don't Say That.
419
00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,330
Where Did You
Get Those Pajamas?
420
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:53,697
They're Like Dad's.
421
00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:55,330
Your Mom Lent Me These.
422
00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:57,497
They Don't Look Bad On You.
423
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,663
Thank You.
424
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,963
I Feel Like Your Dad In These.
425
00:20:00,963 --> 00:20:03,997
Let Me See
If I Can Walk Like Him.
426
00:20:08,997 --> 00:20:09,997
Go, Elvin!
427
00:20:10,997 --> 00:20:12,497
Do I Got It?
428
00:20:12,497 --> 00:20:13,863
Yeah, Do More.
429
00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:15,330
Okay.
430
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:18,330
Ha Ha!
431
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,830
Hey, Pud!
432
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:23,230
Now Don't Try To Tell Me
What To Do
433
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:28,263
Because, You Know, I Paid For
That Couch You're Sitting On.
434
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:39,030
You People Owe Me Eights Of Five
Thousands Of Hundred Of Dollars.
435
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,830
He Says This, Too.
436
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:43,597
Ha Ha Ha!
437
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:46,330
I Am Your Father.
438
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,863
No, No,
Let Me Say This.
439
00:20:48,863 --> 00:20:50,597
I Am Your Father.
440
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,930
If It Was Not For Me
441
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:58,897
You Would Not Be Able To Pay
For The Air You Are Breathing.
442
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:03,430
Why Don't You Two
Go And Get A Job
443
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,430
And Get Out Of My House?
444
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,797
And Then
445
00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:08,497
You Will See Me Do
446
00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:12,597
Some Major Dancing On Your Face.
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