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Clair...
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It's Past
7:00 A.M., Dear.
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So?
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You Have To
Go To Work.
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I Quit.
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You're A Partner
In A Law Firm.
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Hit It!
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I'll Be
A Silent Partner.
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Clair, Look Outside--
The Sunshine!
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Look At This!
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Ta-Dah!
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The Birds Are Saying
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"Clair, It's Your Day!
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"Let's Make A Nest!
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Let's Eat A Worm!"
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Uh-Uh.
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Tonight Would Be
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A Perfect Night
For A Bar-Bee-Cue!
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Cliff, No.
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Come On,
You'd Love A Bar-Bee-Cue.
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Every Time You Barbecue,
You Become A Man Possessed.
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Any Food In The House
Goes On The Grill:
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Hamburgers, Hot Dogs,
Tossed Salad, Macaroni
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Strawberry Shortcake.
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Nothing Enhances The Flavor
Of Strawberry Shortcake
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Like The Smoke Going Through It
From The Barbecue.
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How Could You Barbecue
On A Day Like Today?
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It Is November
And Freezing Outside.
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It Doesn't Make Any Difference.
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Professor Foster Is
Coming From Hillman.
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He Won't Want A Barbecue.
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Are You Kidding?
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He Loves It.
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Denise Is Coming,
And We'll Barbecue Outside...
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I'll Make A Bargain With You.
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You Can Cook Outside
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But We Have To Eat
Inside The House.
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Okay.
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Can We Eat On
Paper Plates?
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Yes.
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With Plastic
Knives And Forks?
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You Got It.
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All Right!
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Bar-Bee-Cuuue!
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Bar-Bee-Cuuue!
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Hey!
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This Is Something
I Like To See--
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Open Books, Open Minds
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And A Closed Refrigerator.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Walter,
Want To Stay For Dinner?
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Sure.
I'll Call Home.
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A Young Man Should
Call His Parents For Permission.
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He's Not Asking Permission.
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He's Finding Out
What They're Having.
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If Our Dinner Sounds Better
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He'll Eat Here.
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Uh, Walter...
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Just Let Me Say
Three Words:
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Bar-Bee-Cue!
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I'm Eating Here.
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I Hope We're Still Hungry
After Studying This.
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What?
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Shakespeare.
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You Took That Last Year.
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We Did, But He Reappeared.
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History Class.
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Shakespeare's Part Of History.
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Dad, It's Not Fair.
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Is He Literature Or History?
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He Can't Be Both.
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We're Studying
Ancient Rome.
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We Have To Read
About Julius Caesar.
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The Teacher Gave Us A Choice--
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A Thick Book By Plutarch
Or Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
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Which Is Much Thinner.
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The Class Chose This.
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They Didn't Know
Shakespeare Is A Drag To Read.
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Wait A Minute.
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Julius Caesar Is
Quite Interesting.
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They Have Good Guys, Bad Guys...
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And Isn't There A Car Chase?
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I Wouldn't Know.
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This Isn't Even
Written In English.
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Well, Brighten Up, Fellas
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Because Tonight's Meal Will Take
All Of Your Bad Thoughts Away.
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What Are We Having?
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I'm Going To Go Out.
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I'm Going To Bar-Bee-Cue.
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Then I'm Going To Make Something
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That Goes Right Along
With What You Guys Are Studying.
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Caesar Salad.
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Vanessa,
Where's Mom?
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She's In The Kitchen
With Dr. Foster.
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But Don't Bother Them.
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They're Talking.
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I Don't Know How
To Spell "Forest".
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I'll Tell You That.
F-O-R-E-S-T.
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Good. That's What I Have.
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What Are You Writing?
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A Fairy Tale.
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Can I Read It?
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No.
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Why Not?
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Whatever I Show You
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You Say It Is Wrong.
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Let Me Read It.
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I'll Only Say Nice Things.
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Okay...
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But I Only Have
Two Sentences
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And They
Took Forever.
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Well, The First
Sentences In A Story
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Are The Most Important.
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"The Beautiful Princess
And The Dragon."
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Good Title.
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I'm Already
Interested.
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It Gets Better.
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"Once Upon A Time
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There Was A Beautiful Princess
Named Rudy."
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You're
In It!
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"She Lived In A Magic Forest
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"Where There Was A Mean Dragon
Named Va...
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Vanessa?"
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Are You
Saying
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You Think I'm A Dragon?
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No.
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Then Why Call It Vanessa?
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I Couldn't Think Of
Another Name.
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Rudy, You're Not Making Me
A Dragon.
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I'll Write What I Want.
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Show Me That
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Before You Hand It In.
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Maybe I Will...
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Maybe I Won't.
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Dr. Foster, I Have Married
A Strange Bird.
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What's He Doing?
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It Is Thirty Degrees Out.
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He's Standing Over The Barbecue
Shivering
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And Blowing In His Hands.
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Let's Get Him Inside.
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Are You Kidding?
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Cliff Loves This Sort Of Thing.
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The Wind Shifted
And Blew The Smoke In His Face.
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Arrrrgh!
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Clair:
How's It
Going?
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"How's It Going?"
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It's Going Fine
Is How It's Going.
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It's A Perfect Night
For A Barbecue.
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You Look Up And See
The Stars Twinkling.
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Thirty Degrees,
Huh?
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I'm So Excited
About The Barbecue
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I Forgot How
Cold It Was.
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I'm Sure That Dr. Foster's
Excited About It Also.
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I'm Trembling With Anticipation.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Sweetie.
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Hi, Dr. Foster.
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Hello, Denise.
How Are You?
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Fine.
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I Haven't Seen You.
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You Know What Hillman's Like--
Busy, Busy, Busy.
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Denise, You Should
Take Dr. Foster's Class.
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She Did.
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She Did?
She Did?
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Uh-Huh.
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We Didn't
Know That.
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She Was In Class
For Only One Day.
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One Day?
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One Day?
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Uh-Huh.
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Students Often Drop My Class
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After They See
The Work Schedule.
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You Mean A Certain Person
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Who Will Remain Nameless,
But Is In This Room
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Dropped Out Of Your Class?
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After She Saw
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The Work Schedule.
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Uh-Huh.
Uh-Huh.
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Dr. Foster's Class
Meets So Early
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I Was Afraid
I'd Oversleep And Miss It
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Because Of All My
Late-Night Studying.
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Uh-Huh.
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( Doorbell )
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I Think
I'll Get That.
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Stay In The Heat
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While You're
In The Kitchen.
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There's A Rumor Around Campus
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That You're Thinking
Of Retiring.
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I'm Considering It.
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I Promise
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I'll Stay Long Enough
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For You To Take My Class.
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Hey!
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Hey, Dad!
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This Is
Jonathan Lawrence.
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My Son, Heathcliff.
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Hello, Sir.
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Nice To Meet You.
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Russell,
Here's Your Dollar.
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What's That For?
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We Smelled Charcoal In The Air
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So I Said, "Who Would Be
Daft Enough To Barbecue
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In Thirty-Degree Weather?"
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Okay.
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I Said, "Only My Son."
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I Didn't Believe Him,
So We Bet.
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Give Me The Dollar
And Stay For Dinner.
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We're Having Dinner
In The Village.
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We're Going To The Blue Note
To Hear Some Jazz.
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Well, Dr. Foster
Is In The Kitchen.
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That's Smart--
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Keeping A Doctor Around
When You Barbecue
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In Bad
Weather.
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No, This Is A Doctor
Of Literature At Hillman.
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Jonathan Teaches
Drama At Columbia.
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I Thought
They Should Meet.
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You're
Kidding!
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Please Stay For Dinner.
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It's Fine With Me.
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Jonathan?
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I'll Accept.
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Follow Me
To The Kitchen!
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If We're Staying
For Dinner
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I Should Go Out
And Get Some Dessert.
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You Don't Have To.
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It's Already
On The Barbecue.
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This Is The Best
Indoor Barbecue
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I've Ever Had.
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Thank You, Sir.
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Not A Bad Meal
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For A
Dollar.
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Dr. Lawrence,
You Teach Acting?
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Yes, Along With
Theater History
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And Directing.
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Maybe I Should Become
A Drama Major.
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You Still Must Take My Course.
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Is Everybody
Ready For Dessert?
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Count Me
And Cockroach Out.
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Why?
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We Have Homework.
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Wait.
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You Guys Are
Passing Up Dessert
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To Do Your Homework?
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We Have A Ton To Do.
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00:10:05,783 --> 00:10:08,983
Are You Showing Off Because
There Are Professors Here?
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Oh, No.
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00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:11,116
What Are You Studying?
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Shakespeare.
Shakespeare.
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The Sonnets
Or The Plays?
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The Play, Julius Caesar.
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How Far Are You
Into The Play?
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We're Up To
Where Those Senators
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Are Ready To
Ambush Caesar.
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Where Cassius Is Trying
To Recruit Brutus
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To Plot Against Caesar?
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Yeah.
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Well, That's A Marvelous Scene!
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The Senators Are Applauding
And Cheering Caesar
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And Brutus Leans Over
To Cassius And Says
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"Another General Shout?
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"I Do Believe
That These Applauses
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Are For Some New Honors
That Are Heaped On Caesar."
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Hit It, Hit It!
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Well, Then Cassius
Says To Brutus
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"Why Man, He Doth
Bestride The Narrow World
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"Like A Colossus
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"And We Petty Men
Walk Under His Huge Legs
269
00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,583
"And Peep About
270
00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:02,183
"To Find Ourselves
Dishonorable Graves.
271
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:06,483
"Men At Some Time
Are Masters Of Their Fates.
272
00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:10,516
"The Fault, Dear Brutus,
Is Not In Our Stars
273
00:11:10,516 --> 00:11:12,750
"But In Ourselves
274
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,516
That We Are Underlings."
275
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"Brutus And Caesar
276
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,983
"What Should Be In That Caesar?
277
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:23,483
"Why Should That Name
Be Sounded More Than Yours?
278
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,983
"Write Them Together,
Yours Is As Fair A Name;
279
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:30,483
"Sound Them, It Doth Become
The Mouth As Well
280
00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:31,950
"Weigh Them
281
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,616
"It Is As Heavy.
282
00:11:33,616 --> 00:11:36,083
"Conjure With Them
283
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,516
"Brutus Will Start A Spirit
As Soon As Caesar.
284
00:11:38,516 --> 00:11:42,516
"Now, In The Name Of
All The Gods At Once
285
00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:45,850
"Upon What Meat Doth
This, Our Caesar, Feed...
286
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:52,516
That He Has Grown So Great?"
287
00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:54,650
Vanessa:
Yeah!
288
00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:56,183
All Right.
289
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,116
All Right!
290
00:11:58,116 --> 00:12:01,750
Yeah! Ha-Ha!
291
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,150
Dr. Lawrence, Do You
Remember Other Speeches?
292
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,150
Well, Caesar
Has A Speech
293
00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,150
That I'm
Particularly Fond Of.
294
00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:10,150
Caesar Spots
The Slim Cassius
295
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,183
One Of The Conspirators
296
00:12:12,183 --> 00:12:14,683
And Says To His Friend
Antonius
297
00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:18,116
"Let Me Have Men About Me
That Are Fat.
298
00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:23,350
"Sleek-Headed Men, And
Such As Sleep-A-Nights...
299
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:26,350
"Yond Cassius Has
A Lean And Hungry Look.
300
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,016
"He Thinks Too Much.
301
00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,683
"Such Men Are Dangerous."
302
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,950
"Fear Him Not, Caesar,
He's Not Dangerous.
303
00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:34,183
"He Is A Noble Roman,
And Well-Given."
304
00:12:34,183 --> 00:12:37,183
"Would He Were Fatter!
But I Fear Him Not.
305
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:40,016
"Yet If My Name
Were Liable To Fear
306
00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:43,016
"I Do Not Know
The Man I Should Avoid
307
00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:45,050
"So Soon As That Spare Cassius.
308
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,883
"He Reads Much,
He Is A Great Observer
309
00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:50,883
"And He Looks Quite Through
The Deeds Of Men.
310
00:12:50,883 --> 00:12:54,283
"He Loves No Plays,
As Thou Dost, Antony
311
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:55,650
"He Hears No Music.
312
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,250
"Seldom He Smiles...
313
00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:03,383
"And Smiles In Such A Sort
As If He Mocked Himself
314
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,750
"And Scorned His Spirit
315
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,783
"That Could Be Moved
To Smile At Anything.
316
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:12,350
"Such Men As He Be
Never At Heart's Ease
317
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:15,016
"Whilst They Behold
A Greater Than Themselves
318
00:13:15,016 --> 00:13:17,016
"Therefore Are They
Very Dangerous.
319
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:20,350
"I Rather Tell Thee
What Is To Be Feared
320
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,416
"Than What I Fear
321
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:26,050
For Always I Am Caesar."
322
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,883
Vanessa:
All Right,
Grandpa!
323
00:13:30,516 --> 00:13:31,850
Yeah.
324
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:36,650
That's My Father.
325
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,350
Your Father
Can't Do That.
326
00:13:40,683 --> 00:13:42,683
Oh, I'm Very Impressed.
327
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:46,316
It's Easy When You Have
Such Beautiful Language.
328
00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:48,283
Shakespeare Was
No Mean Writer.
329
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:49,583
I'm A Writer, Too.
330
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,716
You Are?
331
00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:51,716
Yes.
332
00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:53,650
I Wrote A Fairy Tale
333
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,050
And It's Good.
334
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,816
I Would Like
To Read That.
335
00:13:56,816 --> 00:13:57,783
Really?
336
00:13:57,783 --> 00:13:58,483
Yes.
337
00:13:58,483 --> 00:13:59,816
Let Us See
338
00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:01,350
This Young Scribe's Work.
339
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:03,650
Young Rudith
340
00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:05,716
Run Thither And Yon
To Thy Roometh
341
00:14:05,716 --> 00:14:09,950
And Get Thy Writings And Bring
Them Downeth To The Meneth.
342
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,916
What?
343
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:14,683
Go To Your Room
And Get The Script.
344
00:14:14,683 --> 00:14:17,416
Theo:
Grandpa,
When Did You
345
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:18,850
Learn Shakespeare?
346
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,683
When I Was Traveling
With The Jazz Caravan.
347
00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:23,716
Here's My Story.
348
00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:25,183
Dr. Lawrence:
Aha!
349
00:14:25,183 --> 00:14:26,650
Now, I Have Seen
350
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,916
Original Manuscripts
By William Shakespeare
351
00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,250
But I Want To Tell You
352
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,916
They Are Not
As Neat As This.
353
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,583
Can You Read It
Out Loud, Please?
354
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,383
It Would Be My Pleasure.
355
00:14:38,383 --> 00:14:40,516
I'll Have To Seek
The Assistance
356
00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,450
Of My Fellow
Thespians.
357
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:43,783
Would You Join Me?
358
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,450
I'll Be Happy To.
359
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,816
No, Cliff,
They Don't Need You.
360
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:50,750
Woman, Go Hide Thyself.
361
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:56,250
Ladies And Gentlemen
362
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,550
We Would Like To Present
The World Premiere
363
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,450
Of "The Beautiful Princess
And The Dragon"
364
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:05,016
By Rudy Lillian Huxtable.
365
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:06,583
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
366
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,850
Whoo!
367
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:11,483
Once Upon A Time
368
00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:14,816
There Was A Beautiful Princess
Named Rudy.
369
00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:16,550
She Lived
370
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,850
In A Magic Forest
371
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:21,416
Where There Was A Dragon
Named Bud.
372
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:22,883
No.
373
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:25,583
No, No, That's Bud.
374
00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:28,250
Bud.
375
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,516
That's It.
376
00:15:29,516 --> 00:15:31,283
Thank You.
377
00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:34,350
The Dragon Liked To Walk
Through The Forest
378
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,750
And He Would Say
To Everyone
379
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,683
"I Am Bud--
380
00:15:39,683 --> 00:15:41,850
"Meanest Dragon In The World.
381
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,783
"I Breath Fire.
382
00:15:43,783 --> 00:15:46,283
I Eat Anything That Moves."
383
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:47,750
( Grunting )
384
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,150
He Was A Scary Dragon.
385
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,550
One Day,
Princess Rudy Walked Up
386
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,150
To Her Flying Horse
Named Theo
387
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:58,150
And Theo Said
388
00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:59,316
( Whinnying )
389
00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:00,550
"Princess Rudy
390
00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:03,450
"You Are The Loveliest
Princess In The Land.
391
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,983
Where Would You
Like To Fly Today?"
392
00:16:05,983 --> 00:16:07,583
Princess Rudy Said
393
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,350
"Let Us Fly To Canada."
394
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:13,183
And Just Then,
Bud The Dragon--
395
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:14,516
Bud, The Dragon--
396
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,850
Jumped Out
From Behind A Tree.
397
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,250
"Princess Rudy, If You
Try To Leave The Forest
398
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,750
I'll Blow Fire On Your
Horse And Eat Him Up."
399
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,450
Barbecue!
400
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:29,616
Theo Tried To Fly Away
401
00:16:29,616 --> 00:16:32,083
But The Dragon
Swallowed Him Whole.
402
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,516
( Whinnying )
403
00:16:33,516 --> 00:16:34,983
Gulp, Gulp.
404
00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:36,650
Princess Rudy
Was Afraid.
405
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,650
She Ran Into A Cave
Made Of Chocolate.
406
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,016
Bud Said
407
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,916
"Princess Rudy, Come Out
Or I'll Eat The Cave."
408
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:45,916
Princess Rudy Yelled
409
00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,483
"Leave Me Alone, Bud.
410
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,216
Go Eat Your Feet."
411
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,383
Bud Huffed And Puffed And Said
412
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,916
"I'd Rather Eat Your Feet."
413
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,916
Princess Rudy Ran
And Opened The Back Door
414
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:01,450
But A Witch Was There
Named Vanessa.
415
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,250
You Made Me A Witch?
416
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,516
How Could You?
417
00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:11,450
You Said You Didn't
Want To Be A Dragon.
418
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:14,050
I Don't Want
To Be A Witch.
419
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,383
Let Them Finish.
420
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,616
So Vanessa Said
421
00:17:16,616 --> 00:17:18,883
"I Am Not A Bad Witch.
422
00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:20,516
I'm A Good Witch."
423
00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:22,216
All Right.
424
00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:25,883
"I Have A Magic Wand,
And I Will Save You."
425
00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:28,550
Then Vanessa
Hit Bud On The Nose
426
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,183
With Her Magic Wand.
427
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,350
"Ow!"
428
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,950
And When Bud
Opened His Mouth
429
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,216
Theo Flew Out.
430
00:17:38,216 --> 00:17:40,216
The Dragon Ran Away.
431
00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:44,383
Theo, Vanessa And Rudy
Flew To Canada
432
00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:47,716
And Lived
Happily Ever After.
433
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,916
Denise:
Yeah!
434
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,783
Whoo!
435
00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:53,250
Denise:
Bravo!
436
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,583
Bravo!
437
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:55,783
Denise:
Bravo!
438
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,116
Bravo!
439
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:08,716
That Does It For Me.
440
00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:10,016
I'm Done.
441
00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:11,950
What Do
You Mean?
442
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,616
What Did You Do?
443
00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:15,616
We Had An Agreement.
444
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,783
You Were
Cleaning
445
00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:18,050
The Barbecue
446
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,983
And I Was Taking Care
Of Everything Else.
447
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:25,250
All You Had To Do Was
Throw The Paper Plates Away.
448
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:29,050
I'm Going To The Living Room
To Watch An Old Movie.
449
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,216
What Old Movie?
450
00:18:30,216 --> 00:18:32,616
Captain Blood
With Errol Flynn.
451
00:18:32,616 --> 00:18:35,450
But Captain Blood
Is My Favorite Movie.
452
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,883
I Know.
453
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,550
I'll Tell You What.
454
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,216
I'll Leave Those Soaking
455
00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:43,116
Because In The Morning
When I Come Down
456
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:46,050
The Little Bubbles
Will Have Eaten The Grease.
457
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,650
Like On The Commercials--
458
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:50,283
The Little Bubbles
Go Eat The Grease.
459
00:18:50,283 --> 00:18:52,616
I'll Watch The Movie With You.
460
00:18:52,616 --> 00:18:54,283
And In The Morning
461
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,983
I'll Find That Nasty Thing
Floating In The Grungy Water.
462
00:18:57,983 --> 00:18:58,983
No, Thank You.
463
00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:01,883
Okay.
464
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,550
You Know, I, Uh...
465
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:06,216
I Thought That A Marriage...
466
00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:09,383
Was, Uh, Something
That Was Sharing, You Know?
467
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:13,216
But, Um, It Seems Like
That Isn't What It Is
468
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:17,050
So, I'll Just Go Back Here
And Scrub These Up.
469
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:21,183
Do You Promise Me That
You Will Wash That Thing
470
00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:22,850
First Thing Tomorrow Morning?
471
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,683
First Thing In The Morning.
472
00:19:24,683 --> 00:19:27,016
After The Bubbles
Eat The Grease.
473
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,116
Okay, Let's Watch The Movie.
474
00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:30,616
Wait,
Wait, Wait!
475
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:32,483
This Is A Marriage.
476
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:33,950
We're Sharing.
477
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,383
This Is Marriage.
478
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,883
Sharing.
Sharing.
479
00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,216
Sharing.
Marriage.
480
00:19:38,216 --> 00:19:39,550
Hey.
481
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,516
How Was The Studying?
482
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:42,783
We're Done.
483
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:44,583
After What
We Heard Tonight
484
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,983
Shakespeare
Made Some Sense.
485
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,050
We've Made It
Make More Sense.
486
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,116
How?
487
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:50,750
We Practiced
Marc Antony's Speech--
488
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:51,950
"Friends, Romans,
Countrymen."
489
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,083
Want To Hear?
490
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,616
Well, Go With On It.
491
00:19:55,616 --> 00:19:58,216
( Imitating Trumpet )
492
00:19:58,216 --> 00:20:00,216
( Rap Music )
493
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:01,383
♪ I Say Friends ♪
494
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:03,750
♪ Let Me
Hold Your Ears ♪
495
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,083
♪ And Romans ♪
496
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,083
♪ Let Me
Hold Your Ears ♪
497
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,383
Theo:
♪ Say Countrymen ♪
498
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:10,816
♪ I'm Marcus Antonius;
They Call Me Marc ♪
499
00:20:10,816 --> 00:20:13,516
♪ I Didn't Come To Bite,
But To Bark ♪
500
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,716
♪ About The Holes ♪
501
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,650
♪ The Brothers Put
In Julius C.-- ♪
502
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,383
♪ It Was Cool With Me ♪
503
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,450
♪ Brutus Knew
What He Was Doin' ♪
504
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,516
♪ Caesar Was Running
Rome To Ruin ♪
505
00:20:22,516 --> 00:20:23,950
♪ 'Cause Brutus
Is Cool ♪
506
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,316
♪ Caesar Romanized
The World ♪
507
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,383
♪ And Put Bronze
In The Palm ♪
508
00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:28,983
♪ Of Every Boy
And Girl ♪
509
00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:31,483
♪ But When They
Handed Him The Crown ♪
510
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,550
♪ He Turned
The Crown Down ♪
511
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,750
♪ Brutus Said Caesar
Was Into Greed ♪
512
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,216
♪ That's How
He Justified ♪
513
00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:38,916
♪ The Ides
Of March Deed ♪
514
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,216
♪ But Brutus Is Cool ♪
515
00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,583
♪ I Say Chill, Homeboy ♪
516
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,216
♪ My's Heart's
With Dr. J. ♪
517
00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:45,950
♪ Let's Get Busy
Till It Comes This Way ♪
518
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,283
♪ Doc, Go Sing It ♪
519
00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:48,616
♪ To The Bridge! ♪
520
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:50,683
♪ Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam ♪
521
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,016
♪ Doo Doo ♪
522
00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:54,316
♪ Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo ♪
523
00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:56,316
♪ Now The Last
Little Caesar Scene ♪
524
00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:57,550
♪ Before Homeboy Blew ♪
525
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,716
♪ Was To Drop
Some Old Gold ♪
526
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,550
♪ On Each One Of You ♪
527
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,383
♪ J.C. Was Your Father ♪
528
00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:04,716
♪ J.C. Was
Your Brother ♪
529
00:21:04,716 --> 00:21:06,050
♪ When Comes
Such Another? ♪
530
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,283
♪ Great Caesar's Ghost ♪
531
00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:08,616
♪ He's The Most ♪
532
00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:09,950
♪ From Coast To Coast ♪
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