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I'm Going To The Novelty Shop
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To Get Some Things
For Rudy's Haunted House Party.
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What Are You Getting?
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Well, I Don't Know
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But You Know, I Am
The Master Of Fright.
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You Just Remember
That They're Children.
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No, I'll Take It Easy On Them.
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( Ominous Laughter )
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Oh, Jeffrey Engels Called.
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He's Coming Over In An Hour.
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If He Comes And I'm Not Here,
Ask Him To Wait.
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He's Bringing Beth
To Help Decorate The House.
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He Also Wants
That Drill You Borrowed.
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Oh, Man, I Forgot
I Had That.
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You've Had It For A Month.
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I've Had It That Long?
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You Wanted To Put A New Shelf
Under The Sink.
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Your Drill Was Broken,
So You Borrowed Jeffrey's.
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The Shelf Still Is Unfinished.
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Oh, But Wait A Minute,
It's Almost Finished.
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Check It Out.
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Halfway Home.
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I Don't Mean To Criticize
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But We're "Halfway Home"
On A Lot Of Projects.
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You Have A Habit Of Starting
These Things With Enthusiasm
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But You Don't Finish.
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That's Because Every Time
I Start A Project
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A Pregnant Woman Calls
With Labor Pains
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And I Have To Stop
And Go To The Hospital.
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When Will You Finish?
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When I Retire.
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Please Retire This Evening
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Because You'll Need The Rest
Of Your Life To Finish
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All These Projects.
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If It Makes
You Happy
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I'll Finish The Shelves Today.
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That Would Make Me Very Happy.
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If You Allow Me, I'll Also
Give You A Dish-Towel Rack.
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The Shelf Will Do.
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All Right, Then I Shall Go Down
And Do The Novelty Shopping
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And I Will Also--
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Madame--
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If You
Don't Mind
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Pick Up A New Drill For Myself.
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Fine.
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And Maybe A Forklift Truck.
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When Can I Open My Eyes?
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Just A Minute.
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Ooh, What Is It?
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Eyeballs.
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Eww!
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Hah! Got You.
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They're Just Grapes.
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What's Going On?
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We're Making A Haunted House.
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Our Friends Are Going
Through It Later.
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You Should See
The Coffin I Made.
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It's Unbelievable.
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Aren't You Too Old For This?
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It Sounds Immature.
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We Were Thinking
You Could Be The Mummy.
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The Mummy?
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Yeah.
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You Get All Wrapped Up
In Bandages.
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Then You Walk Around
Like A Zombie.
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If You Want,
You Can Even Grab People.
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Oh, Wow!
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All Right, I'm In.
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Rudy, What Are
You Going To Be?
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A Witch.
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She Has To Be A Witch.
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She's A Woman.
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What's That Supposed To Mean?
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My Brother Says Women Can Only
Be Witches And Princesses.
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I Don't Care
What Your Brother Says.
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I Can Be Anything I Want.
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I Can Be Frankenstein.
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Frankenstein Was A Man.
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You Can Only Be His Wife
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And She
Was Ugly.
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Well, Hello,
Goblins And Goblinettes.
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Hey, Dad, Check
This Out.
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When You Get To
The Bottom Of The Stairs
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It Flies In Your Face.
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This Will Be Some Haunted House.
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I'm The Mummy.
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I Get To Grab People.
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Wonderful.
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I Think That
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Combined With The Things I Just
Bought From The Novelty Store
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We'll Have To Open This House
To The Public And Charge.
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What Did You Get?
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Here It Is.
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( Scary Noises )
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It's Not Very Big, Dad.
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You Don't Want It Too Big,
Or People Will Know It's Fake.
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Hah, Ya!
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Ohhh!
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Eee! Jigeee!
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What Else Did You Get?
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Okay.
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Stand Back, Now.
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You Ready?
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Let's Say That You're
Walking Down A Dark Street...
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( Humming )
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Eee!
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Ahhhh!
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Waggy, Waggy, Waggy.
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Bite, Bite, Bite.
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Bitey,
Bitey.
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Let's See What Else
You've Got Here.
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Hey, This Is Great.
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A Power Drill.
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We Could Really Scare Kids
With This.
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Oh, Wow!
Oh, Wow!
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A Real Drill!
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That's Not For You.
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The Power Drill
Is For Me.
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You People Are Sickos.
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How You Doing,
Beth?
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How You Doing,
Jeff?
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Hey, Neighbor.
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All Right.
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One Skeleton
Reporting For Duty.
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And A Beautiful Skeleton She Is.
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What's In The Bowl?
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Something For The Haunted House.
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Say What It Is.
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Brains.
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Want To Touch?
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Well, Brains,
My Goodness.
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Did You Buy These,
Or Was It A Gift?
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Neither.
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They're Really Wet Noodles.
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Ohhh, Wet Noodles!
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Ohhh!
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Now I Have
Something
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For You, Too.
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Try This On For Size.
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Prepare Yourself.
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( Scary Noises )
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Very Funny, Dr. Huxtable.
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Rudy's In The Basement If
You'd Like To Go Down There.
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Okay.
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Bye, Dad.
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Have Fun.
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Want To Take These Home,
Scare Your Wife?
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That's Great.
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Great.
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Oh, It's That
Time Of Year.
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I Just Need To Get
One More Thing Before I Go.
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Your Drill.
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Yeah, I'm Finally
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Building That Bird Feeder.
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You Need A Drill
For That.
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And I Think I Have It
In My Tool Chest.
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And I'm Sorry
To Have Kept It So Long.
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Don't Mention It,
My Dear Fellow.
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It's A Great Drill.
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Yes, It Is.
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Did You Like
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That Variable Speed Action?
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Fantastic.
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And That Non-Slip Handle?
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Loved It.
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Nice Toolbox.
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Yes, It Has
Three Different Trays.
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Fabulous.
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Yep.
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You Have A Secret Drawer There?
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No.
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It Isn't Here
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But I Think Wherever
My Last Project Was...
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Follow Me.
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I Was Working On Some
Stuff In The Kitchen
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And I Think I Left It
Under The Sink.
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I Bet It's
Hiding
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Because It Knows
I Have Work For It.
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This Is My Last Project Here
I Was Working On.
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These Brackets, Your Drill.
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Beautiful.
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Would You Like A Drink?
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No, Thanks.
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I'll Just Take My Drill
And Go.
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Okay, Fine.
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I Know That It's Here...
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Somewhere
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Because A Drill
Just Can't Walk By Itself.
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Well, This Particular Drill
Does Do Almost Everything.
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Just Look In Here.
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Is That It?
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No.
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No, That's Not It.
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What's That Over There?
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Darkness.
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You Don't Need Me
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Breathing Down Your Neck Here.
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I Have To Go To
The Hardware Store.
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I'll Come Back
At 5:00.
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Okay, And Then I'll Have It
Polished For You.
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Fantastic.
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Yeah, Good. Good.
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Okay, I'll Let Myself Out.
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All Right.
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See You Later.
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Waggy, Waggy.
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Okay, You Guys,
Come On.
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Remember, We Want This To
Sound Like A Haunted House.
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Okay.
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The Microphone Is Right Here.
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( Wind Whistling )
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( Wind Whistling )
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( Wicked Laughter )
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( Cackling Laughter )
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( Howling )
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( Groaning )
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( Screaming )
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That Was Pretty Good.
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Let's Do It Again And
Put Our Hearts In It.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Cliff:
You Guys
Down There?
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It's Dad.
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Let's Get Him.
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( Wind Whistling )
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( Wind Whistling )
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( Wicked Laughter )
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( Cackling Laughter )
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( Moaning )
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( Screaming )
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( Groaning )
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( Moaning )
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( Snarling )
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We Got You, Dad.
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Yes, You Got Me.
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I'm Looking For
An Old Power Drill.
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Is It Daddy's Drill?
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Yes.
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Did You Lose It?
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No, I Didn't Lose It.
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It's Just Misplaced.
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We Can
Help You Look.
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Okay, It's About
This Size, It's Grey
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And There's A Box
Of Drill Bits.
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Okay.
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00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:02,330
Okay, Thank You.
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00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,464
My Daddy
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Really Likes That Drill.
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He Has Every Right To.
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He Keeps It In A Special Drawer
Marked "Drill."
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That's A Very Good Idea.
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It Was My Grandpa's.
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He Gave It To My Dad
Before He Died.
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Mm-Hmm.
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00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:23,964
I Guess The Drill Drawer
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Will Be
Empty Now.
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00:11:27,364 --> 00:11:31,264
Yeah, Uh, Why Don't You
Go Check On Your Noodles?
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Okay.
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Dad, Look At This.
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00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:37,630
I Found My Old
Baseball Cleats.
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I'm Happy For You, But I'd Like
You To Concentrate On The Drill.
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Okay.
Where Did You Last Use It?
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I Don't Remember.
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00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:49,130
You Don't Remember
Using A Big Drill?
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00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:51,464
Son, That's Not The Issue Here.
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The Issue Is Find The Drill.
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Okay.
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Thank You.
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It's Not By
The Noodles.
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Yeah, Okay.
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Dr. Huxtable?
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00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,097
Yes, Ma'am.
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If You Don't Find It
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00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,397
Are You
Going To Cry?
274
00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:10,097
No, No, I Won't Cry.
275
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,797
I Bet My Dad Will.
276
00:12:26,897 --> 00:12:29,464
You Still Haven't Found It?
277
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:30,464
No.
278
00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:31,730
Will You Keep Looking?
279
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,764
I Am Looking.
280
00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:34,164
I'm At
That Age
281
00:12:34,164 --> 00:12:37,964
Where I'm Thinking About
The Places I've Already Looked
282
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,330
Because I'm Not Going
Back There.
283
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,430
Why Not?
284
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,797
Because I'd Be Embarrassed
285
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:47,730
If I Saw It Someplace
I Had Already Looked.
286
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,630
I've Been Everywhere
You've Been.
287
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,430
I Haven't Found It Either.
288
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,464
You're At That Age, Too.
289
00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:55,130
Come And
Sit Down.
290
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,930
( Doorbell )
291
00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,797
It's 5:00, Cliff.
292
00:12:58,797 --> 00:13:00,297
That's
Jeffrey.
293
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,797
Honey, Just Tell Him
What Happened.
294
00:13:02,797 --> 00:13:05,297
So You Made A Mistake.
295
00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:07,097
Everybody
Makes Mistakes.
296
00:13:07,097 --> 00:13:08,464
He'll Understand
297
00:13:08,464 --> 00:13:12,297
Because He's Your Friend,
And He's A Nice Person
298
00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:14,964
And He
Likes You.
299
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:24,964
Why Would A Drill Be
In My Makeup Kit?
300
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:28,230
I Don't Know What You Use
301
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,130
To Put That Stuff On.
302
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,830
Hey.
303
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:45,797
Hey.
304
00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:48,430
How Was
The Hardware Store?
305
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:51,164
I Got Dowels And Wood Putty.
306
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,230
Now All I Need Is My Drill.
307
00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,464
Jeffrey...
308
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:56,330
Yeah?
309
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,830
I Can't Return Your Drill.
310
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,830
Why Not?
311
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,530
I Lost It.
312
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:01,764
What?
313
00:14:01,764 --> 00:14:05,297
I've Looked All Over This House
Three Times.
314
00:14:05,297 --> 00:14:07,964
My Wife Looked,
The Children Looked
315
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,197
Beth Looked.
316
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,297
It's Gone.
317
00:14:11,297 --> 00:14:13,530
Did You Lend It To Someone?
318
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,630
No, It's Just Gone.
319
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:15,964
It's Gone?
320
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,630
I'm Really Sorry.
321
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:20,130
I Feel Terrible About It.
322
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,497
I Don't Feel So Good Myself.
323
00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:24,397
I'm Going To Sit Down.
324
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,030
I'll Get Over It.
325
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,897
It's Not
A Big Deal.
326
00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:29,930
It Was Just
A Drill--
327
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:33,530
A Piece Of Metal
With A Motor In It.
328
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:36,530
See, It Was My Father's Drill.
329
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:40,964
It Has A Lot Of
Sentimental Value To Me.
330
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,564
Every Time
I Used It
331
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,530
It Was As If I Could Smell
332
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,130
My Father's
Pipe.
333
00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:51,564
Don't Go Anywhere.
334
00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:53,897
I'll Be Right Back.
335
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,830
There You Are.
336
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:02,564
There You Are.
337
00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:03,797
That's Not My Drill.
338
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,730
No, Of Course Not.
339
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,097
This Is A New One.
340
00:15:08,097 --> 00:15:09,664
I Bought This.
341
00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:11,164
There You Go.
342
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:15,764
See, I'm Just Trying
To Understand This.
343
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:19,230
How Can You Lose
Something Like A Drill?
344
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,530
It's Not Like
A Button.
345
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:25,097
This Is A Major
Electrical Appliance.
346
00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,464
I Was Just Saying To Bridget:
347
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:34,997
"If There Is One Man
Who I Can Trust With My Drill
348
00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:36,397
"It's Cliff.
349
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:39,164
He Delivered
Our Children."
350
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,197
And It Wasn't Cheap Either.
351
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,197
You Know
352
00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:45,164
My Father Said To Me:
353
00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:47,864
"If You Lend Something
To Someone
354
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,864
"Watch Them
While They're Using It
355
00:15:50,864 --> 00:15:53,797
And When They're Finished,
Take It Back."
356
00:15:53,797 --> 00:15:55,797
I Wish
357
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,564
I'd Listened To Him.
358
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:00,830
What Can I Say?
359
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,697
I'll Never Lend You
Anything Again.
360
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,397
I Understand.
361
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:10,564
And By The Way,
Don't Lose My Daughter.
362
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,697
Thank You, Clair.
363
00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:22,697
Yes?
364
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:23,597
Uh-Huh.
365
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:27,164
You Said He'd Understand.
366
00:16:27,164 --> 00:16:28,730
That's Right.
367
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,730
I Said To The Man:
368
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:31,730
"I Lost It.
369
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,630
We Looked Three Times."
370
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:39,197
The Man Sat There And Told Me
That I Overcharged Him
371
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,697
For Delivering
His Babies.
372
00:16:40,697 --> 00:16:43,330
I Bought A Brand-New Drill
373
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:46,064
Which Is Ten Times Better
Than His.
374
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:50,664
That Drill I Offered Him,
Compared To His Drill...
375
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:53,364
His Drill Is A Woodpecker.
376
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:56,030
You Can Understand
Why He's So Angry.
377
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:56,697
No.
378
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:57,730
Yes, You Can.
379
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,864
All I'll Say Is
"Edward Bolton."
380
00:16:59,864 --> 00:17:01,330
It's Not The Same.
381
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,364
The Only Difference Is
You Lost A Drill.
382
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,330
Eddie Lost Your Barbecue
On A Camping Trip.
383
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:12,164
And That Barbecue
Was Very, Very Special.
384
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:16,864
It Was So Old
You Had To Line It With Foil
385
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:19,430
To Keep The Coals
From Falling Out.
386
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,430
When He Bought You
A New Barbecue--
387
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,797
Complete With Rotisserie--
388
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:27,097
You Opened The Front Door
And Threw It Out.
389
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:31,097
That Was The Saddest Display
I've Ever Seen.
390
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:36,064
It Would Have Gone Farther If
I Hadn't Hit My Car With It.
391
00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:39,097
But You Know,
You're Not Perfect.
392
00:17:39,097 --> 00:17:40,597
Excuse Me?
393
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,630
Ladies And Gentlemen
Of The Jury
394
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,564
I Ask You To Look At My Wife
395
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:50,564
And Ask Her
About Judith Harwood.
396
00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:52,064
Waah!
397
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,464
My Wife And Judith Harwood
Were Like This.
398
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:58,464
All Day On The Phone...
399
00:17:58,464 --> 00:17:59,497
"And Dear..."
400
00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:00,630
"I'll Be There..."
401
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,864
That's How Tight
They Were.
402
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,564
One Day, Judith Got The Flu.
403
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:10,530
My Wife Rushed Downstairs
And Cooked A Meal For Her
404
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:14,530
And Put The Food
Into These Plastic Containers
405
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:18,697
Which Must Cost All Of $4.13...
406
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:23,230
...And For The Next Six Months
407
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,930
Harassed Judith
408
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:29,864
Until Judith Had To
Go See A Psychiatrist.
409
00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:32,530
And Finally
410
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:38,264
Judith Sent Over New Plastic
Containers Worth About $37.
411
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:43,297
My Wife Took The Containers,
Put Them In The Driveway
412
00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:45,930
Backed The Car Up
413
00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,397
Rolled
Over Them
414
00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:48,530
Went Forward
415
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,430
Rolled Over Them Forward
416
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,897
Then Put Them In A Box
417
00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:56,197
And Sent Them Back
To Judith Harwood.
418
00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:59,197
Ladies And Gentlemen,
I Ask You
419
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:02,130
Is This Woman Guilty?
420
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,930
Yes, I'm Guilty.
421
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:05,830
Hah!
422
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,430
Your Friendship With Jeffrey
423
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:09,364
Shouldn't End Over This.
424
00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:11,364
You Should Wait Until Christmas
425
00:19:11,364 --> 00:19:14,830
And Buy Him A New Drill
As A Gift.
426
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,330
Christmas... Christmas...
427
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,530
That's It.
428
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,864
That's It!
429
00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:21,330
What Is Wrong With You?
430
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,497
Cliff!
431
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,264
Cliff...
432
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:31,064
Ba-Da-Ta-Dah!
433
00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:36,064
Rrrrrrr...
Pa-Banggg!
434
00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:40,664
Now..!
435
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:42,430
Now...
Jeffrey's Drill.
436
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,830
That Is Correct.
437
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,364
You Said, "Christmas."
438
00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:49,697
I Hid This From The Children
So They Wouldn't Fool With It.
439
00:19:49,697 --> 00:19:52,897
Knowing How They Hate To
Put Up Christmas Lights
440
00:19:52,897 --> 00:19:54,664
I Wrote
"Christmas Lights"
441
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:57,464
On It So It
Would Repel.
442
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,664
They'd Be Gone.
443
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,930
So, Now
I've Got It.
444
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:04,430
I'm So Smart,
I'm Smarter Than Me.
445
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:07,197
Yes, You Are,
And I'm Happy For You.
446
00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:08,330
Thank You.
447
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,664
There's A Lesson
To Be Learned Here.
448
00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:11,930
Oh, Lord.
449
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:14,730
"There's A Lesson
To Be Learned Here."
450
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:17,630
When You Hide Things
From Other People
451
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:20,630
You Are Really Hiding It
From Yourself
452
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:24,464
Because At Your Age,
Your Memory Can't Take It.
453
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:27,430
( Knocking )
454
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,397
Come In.
455
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,997
Pedro.
456
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,597
You've Come For
The Haunted House.
457
00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:35,564
Yes.
458
00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:36,597
This Way.
459
00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:39,464
Have A Good Time,
Peter.
460
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:40,797
Entrez-Vous.
461
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:42,130
Au Revoir.
462
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,130
Clair.
463
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,364
Yes?
464
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:47,530
There's A Man On This Block
465
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,964
Who's Been Suffering
A Long Time Because Of A Loss.
466
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:53,997
I'm Going To
Relieve That Suffering Now.
467
00:20:53,997 --> 00:20:57,330
( Scary Noises )
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