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Hi, Cliff.
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That Banner
Looks Great.
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Sondra And Elvin
Will Love That.
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They're On Their Way
From The Airport.
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I Got Sondra An
Incredible Gift.
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The Briefcase.
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Not Just Any
Briefcase.
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This Is Patent Leather,
With Her Initials In Gold.
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It's Perfect For Law School.
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When They See What I Got Elvin
For Med. School
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They Will Be Very Impressed.
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What?
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I'm Not Telling.
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Not Even A Hint?
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Okay.
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It's Shiny And Cold
And Rhymes With "Ethoscope."
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You Got Him A Stethoscope.
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How Did You Guess?
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This Is
State-Of-The-Art.
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You Put This
In Your Ears
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Your Patient Does Not
Have To Leave Home.
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He'll Love It.
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Yes, He Will.
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I'm So Excited For
Sondra And Elvin.
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They're Newlyweds...
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They Are Both Going
To Good Graduate Schools...
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It's The Most Exciting Time
Of Their Lives.
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And Do You Know Why?
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Because They Have No Children.
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Yes, But One Day They Might
Get Lucky Like Us.
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Our Daughter And Son-In-Law
Are Following In Our Footsteps.
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You Know What I Love?
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The Very Fact That Our
Four Remaining Children
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Might Go To Law School
And Marry Doctors
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And Then If Each One
Had Five Children
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And They Went To Law School
And Married Doctors
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Then I Could Open Up A Clinic
And Not Worry About Being Sued.
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Hello.
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Mom, Dad, We're Home!
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Welcome Home!
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Sondra:
Thanks.
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Hey...
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How Does It Feel
Being Married Eight Days?
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Great.
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How Was The Honeymoon?
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Unbelievable.
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Sensational.
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Better Than I Imagined.
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Elvin, Not In Front
Of The Children.
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I'm Sorry.
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Did You Fight?
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No.
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We Fought
Once.
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We Fought Over
Who Loved Whom More.
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And Whom Won?
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When You Love Each Other
As We Do
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It's Hard To Measure,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Elvin,
We're Married.
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Call Him "Dad."
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May I?
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No.
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I'm Just Joking.
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Welcome To The Family, Son.
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He Called Me "Son."
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Sondra, Look.
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What's
All This?
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We're Welcoming You Home
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And Giving You A Send-Off
To Graduate School.
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And So,
Without Further Ado
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I Have A Good-Luck Gift
For Our Future Professionals.
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You Shouldn't Have
Done This, Dad.
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Don't Be Silly.
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I Wanted To.
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Is It A Tie?
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No, Rudy,
The Box Is Too Big.
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It's Probably A Stethoscope.
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I Knew It.
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It's Beautiful
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But I Really
Can't Accept This.
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But You Have To.
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Look At This.
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Put Them In There.
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Listen To This.
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Ba-Boom, Ba-Boom
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Ba-Boom!
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The Reason I Can't...
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I Know It's Expensive
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But Look At It As
An Investment In The Future.
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There Won't Be Any Stethoscope
In My Future.
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I Am Not Buying An X-Ray Machine
To Hang Around Your Neck.
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The Reason Is
I'm Not Going To Medical School.
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Huh?
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I Don't Want To Be A Doctor.
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I Don't Understand.
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You Should Have
Given Him A Tie.
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Elvin,
Tell Them Why.
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They'll Understand.
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I've Always Had Doubts
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About Going
Into Medicine.
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I Have A Problem
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With Charging
Sick People Money.
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You Can Do Community Service
Where You Don't Charge Patients.
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There You Go.
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I'm Also Not Sure
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I Want To Spend
Eight Years In Training.
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Once You Get Out,
It's Fat City.
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Right,
Dad?
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Theo, Elvin Isn't
Interested In Big Money.
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He Wants To Do Something
That Will Make Him Happy.
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What Would That Be?
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I'd Like To Open
My Own Wilderness Store.
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Wilderness Store?
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Yes, You Know--
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Selling Camping Equipment
And Supplies.
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You're Interested In Camping?
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I Love The Outdoors.
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Do You Know Anything
About Wilderness Stores?
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Not Yet, But We Met
This Great Couple...
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Wendy And
Dave Miller.
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They're Opening A Wilderness
Store In Brooklyn This Winter.
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In... In... Brook...
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In Brooklyn?
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I'll Train With Them.
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Once I Know The Business,
I'll Have A Franchise.
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Isn't That Exciting?
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No, I Think It Stinks.
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But, Dad...
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I'll Tell You
Why It Stinks, Pal...
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Cliff, We Need
To Talk.
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I Want To Tell Him
Why It Stinks.
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Let's Meet In The Kitchen First.
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When We Come Back,
Can I Tell Him Why?
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Yes.
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You Wait Right Here,
Mister.
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I Hope You're
Not Angry, Dad.
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Not At All, Sporty.
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Just Calm Down.
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When I Gave My Daughter
To This Man
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I Thought He Was Going
To Be A Doctor.
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Cliff,
Stay Calm.
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Look At The Inscription
On This, Please.
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"To Elvin,
Straight From My Heart."
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Cliff, This Is
Really Very Sweet.
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That's Right.
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And He's Going To
Pay Me Back For This.
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Mr. Wilderness Will Have To
Sell A Lot Of Sleeping Bags
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And Campers And Trail Mix
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In Order To Give Me
The Money Back For This.
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Try To Be Rational.
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I'll Tell You How Rational
I Can Be.
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I Hope That He Goes Out
Into The Wilderness
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And Gets Poison Ivy
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And I Have To Treat Him.
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Then He Will Find Out How Much
Sick People Get Charged.
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Cliff, Listen To Me.
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This Boy Is
Our Son-In-Law.
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He Has Married Our Daughter.
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Please, Don't Remind Me.
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Sondra And Elvin
Have To Lead Their Own Lives.
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Elvin's Not Interested In Going
To Medical School Now
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But That Could Change.
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Give Him A Year
To Try This.
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If It Doesn't Work Out
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He Could Always
Reapply.
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He's Going To Pay Me
For This Stethoscope.
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( Whispering: )
Theo...
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What's Going On?
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Let's Get Upstairs
While The Getting Is Good.
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Why?
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They're Only Mad
At Elvin.
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Hi, Dad.
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( Sigh )
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So You're Going To Open Up
This, Uh... Wilderness Store
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In Brooklyn Some Time
In The Winter.
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Do You
Have A Job
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Between Now And Then?
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Yes, And I'm Proud To Say
It's In The Medical Profession.
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Really?
Really?
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I'll Be In Pharmaceuticals--
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Bennex Industries.
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That's A Big Company.
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What Are You
Doing For Them?
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It's An Entry-Level Job.
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Entry Level?
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When The Pill Bottles
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Come To The End
Of The Assembly Line
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I Make Sure The Safety Seals
Are On The Caps.
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I'm Inspector #36.
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He's Got A Title, Honey.
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He's Inspector #36.
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That Sounds Like
A Great Job To Me.
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It Really Is.
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So They'll Have Money
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While Sondra Goes
To Law School.
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Mom?
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Yes.
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I'm Not Going
To Law School.
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What?
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I've Decided Not To
Go To Law School.
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You "Decided" Not To
Go To Law School?!
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This Is Our Dream.
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I'll Get A Temporary Job Until
The Wilderness Store Opens.
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Then I'll Work
With My Husband.
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Sondra,
What Are You Saying?
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You Have Always Wanted
To Go To Law School.
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I Changed My Mind.
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Change It Back!
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00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:05,131
After All The Money We Spent
Sending You To Princeton?
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Sondra, You Owe Us
$79,648.22
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00:10:08,964 --> 00:10:12,064
And I Want
My Money Now.
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00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:20,598
I'm Not Going Anywhere
Till I Get My Money.
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I'll Take Whatever She's Got.
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Empty Her Pockets.
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I'm Not Having This!
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No!
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00:10:28,531 --> 00:10:31,298
Really, Both Of Us
Have To Be Calm.
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If Elvin Thinks
He Can Drag My Baby Off
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Into Some Harebrained
Business Scheme
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And Ruin What Is Potentially
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The Greatest Legal Mind
Of This Century
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He's Going To Have Me
To Deal With
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And Then He Can Come
To You For Treatment.
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I Understand, And I Agree
With What You're Saying
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But You Just Said To Me
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"Why Don't We Give Them A Year
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And If It Doesn't Work,
They Can Reapply."
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00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:08,664
That Is Just Plain Dumb.
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00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:13,998
Why Do You Get To Rant And Rave,
And I Have To Be Calm?
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That Is My Baby In There.
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That's My Baby, Too.
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00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,431
You Don't Understand.
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You Did Not Have That Child.
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I Was The One
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00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:26,031
Who Was On That Table
Screaming, "Take It Out."
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If It Takes The Last
Breath In My Body
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Sondra Is Going To Become
A Lawyer.
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Okay, What Now?
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It's Very Simple.
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00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:36,898
She'll Divorce Him.
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00:11:36,898 --> 00:11:41,764
Sondra Is In Love With The Boy.
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Then You Take Elvin.
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00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,998
What Will I Do With Him?
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Take Him On A Trip
In The Country
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And Drop Him Off.
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He Will Love It
In The Wilderness.
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Take Him Out There.
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00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:05,598
Know What I Love Most
About This Apartment?
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00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:06,598
What?
249
00:12:06,598 --> 00:12:08,364
That You're In It.
250
00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:10,531
Aw, Elvin.
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( Buzz )
252
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,398
I Can't Believe It.
253
00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:15,398
They're Here.
254
00:12:15,398 --> 00:12:17,064
Our First Dinner Guests.
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00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:20,298
Hi.
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00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,264
Mom, Dad, Come In.
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00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:26,231
What Do You Think?
258
00:12:26,231 --> 00:12:28,331
So This Is It.
259
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,298
Dad?
260
00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:31,898
It's An Apartment,
All Right.
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Have A Seat.
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00:12:33,231 --> 00:12:34,131
Make Yourselves At Home.
263
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:35,298
Thank You.
264
00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:37,298
Thank You Very Much.
265
00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:49,864
Comfortable, Isn't It?
266
00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:50,864
Yes.
267
00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:52,998
Can You Believe It?
268
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:55,098
We Found It
On The Street.
269
00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:57,831
Somebody Actually
Threw It Away.
270
00:12:57,831 --> 00:12:59,831
What, The Apartment?
271
00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:04,831
Let Me Show You What We've
Done To The Place.
272
00:13:04,831 --> 00:13:06,964
You Should
Have Seen It
273
00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:08,764
Before We
Moved In.
274
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:09,998
It Was
Awful.
275
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,198
Thank You.
276
00:13:11,198 --> 00:13:14,331
It Was Elvin's Idea
To Put Up This Curtain
277
00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:17,498
To Separate The Kitchen
From The Dining Room.
278
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:19,031
That's Nice.
279
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:22,564
Where's This View
Of The Verrazano Bridge?
280
00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:23,631
This Way.
281
00:13:23,631 --> 00:13:24,998
Can I Help?
282
00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:26,231
No, No.
283
00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:29,098
I'll Just Roll Right On Out.
284
00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:35,698
That's The "K" From
The Valley Fair Milk Sign.
285
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:36,664
Ah!
286
00:13:36,664 --> 00:13:38,931
Okay. So This Is It, Huh?
287
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,098
Yeah.
288
00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:41,431
Where's The Bridge?
289
00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:42,698
It's Over There.
290
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,131
To The Left.
291
00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:45,131
Ah!
292
00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:46,831
All I See...
293
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:49,664
I Just See The Toll Booths.
294
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:52,898
See How They Sparkle
In The Twilight?
295
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,064
Yeah.
296
00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:57,164
You Should Set Chairs
On The Windowsill
297
00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:59,131
And Have A Good Time.
298
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,464
( Loud Siren )
299
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:04,031
That's Why We Usually
Keep The Window Closed.
300
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:06,031
There's A Fire
Station Next Door.
301
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,364
How Do You Sleep?
302
00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:09,431
There Isn't A Fire
Every Night.
303
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:13,531
Except When We Look
Into Each Other's Eyes.
304
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:14,964
Oh, Elvin.
305
00:14:16,364 --> 00:14:17,731
I Hope You're Hungry.
306
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,231
We're Having
Spaghetti.
307
00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:24,598
( Creaking )
308
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,298
I Knew I Forgot
Something--
309
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,898
The Basil
For The Sauce.
310
00:14:27,898 --> 00:14:31,064
There's A Wonderful Produce
Market Up The Street.
311
00:14:31,064 --> 00:14:32,731
Let's Go Get Some.
312
00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:33,731
Great Idea.
313
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,331
Want To Come, Dad?
314
00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:38,798
No, I'll Stay Here And Talk
Husband Talk With Elvin.
315
00:14:38,798 --> 00:14:39,898
Love That, Dad.
316
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:41,164
We'll Be Right Back.
317
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,064
Okay.
318
00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:43,664
What's This?
319
00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:46,331
I Was Going To Explain
That At Dinner--
320
00:14:46,331 --> 00:14:48,431
I Got A Job
Waiting Tables.
321
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,631
Didn't You Apply
For A U.N. Tour Guide Job?
322
00:14:51,631 --> 00:14:53,764
They Postponed The Interview.
323
00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,098
We Couldn't Wait.
324
00:14:55,098 --> 00:14:56,364
We Need Money.
325
00:14:56,364 --> 00:14:59,131
Doesn't Elvin
Have Money Coming In?
326
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:02,331
I Was Going To Explain
That At Dinner.
327
00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,398
I Lost
My Job.
328
00:15:04,398 --> 00:15:07,364
The Company Had
An Efficiency Expert Visit.
329
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,731
They Decided
They Only Needed 35 Inspectors.
330
00:15:10,731 --> 00:15:14,331
Don't Worry,
Mom And Dad.
331
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,331
Sondra Spoke To Her Managers.
332
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,064
A Busboy Might Be Leaving
333
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:20,731
And They'd Be Glad
To Give Me A Chance.
334
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,898
Let's Go For The Basil.
335
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:36,464
These Are Your Degrees
From Princeton.
336
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:37,064
Yeah.
337
00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:37,764
Fell Down.
338
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:38,464
Yeah.
339
00:15:38,464 --> 00:15:39,798
Rather Symbolic
340
00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:40,831
Don't You Think?
341
00:15:43,031 --> 00:15:44,364
Elvin.
342
00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:45,698
Yes, Dad.
343
00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,698
Uh...
344
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:52,764
How Long Are You Going...
345
00:16:06,764 --> 00:16:08,431
How Long...
346
00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:13,264
How Long Are You Going To Keep
My Daughter Living Like This?
347
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,098
We Have A Plan.
348
00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:19,098
We'll Get
The Wilderness Store Started.
349
00:16:19,098 --> 00:16:21,264
Then We'll Get A Bigger Place.
350
00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:23,364
You Have A Plan, But No Job.
351
00:16:23,364 --> 00:16:25,764
I Understand Your Concern.
352
00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:29,498
But Do You Know The Story
Of Milton Hershey?
353
00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:32,398
No, I'm Sorry, I Don't.
354
00:16:32,398 --> 00:16:34,698
Milton Hershey Went Bankrupt
Six Times
355
00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:37,131
Before He Hit It Big
In Chocolate.
356
00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:40,698
You're Not Planning On Taking
My Daughter Through Bankruptcy
357
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:41,964
Six Times?
358
00:16:41,964 --> 00:16:45,431
Dad, I Think I Understand
How You're Feeling.
359
00:16:45,431 --> 00:16:48,031
No, I Don't Think You Can
360
00:16:48,031 --> 00:16:51,164
Because That's My Daughter.
361
00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:52,131
Right.
362
00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:53,331
But Remember
363
00:16:53,331 --> 00:16:55,564
That Your Daughter
Is Also My Wife.
364
00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:58,898
She Was My Daughter First.
365
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:01,898
But She's My Wife Now.
366
00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:09,364
And She Will Always Be
My Daughter.
367
00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:11,464
But She Wears My Ring.
368
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,764
She Wears
Braces
369
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:16,131
That I Paid For
To Straighten Her Teeth
370
00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:18,464
So She Could Marry A Man
371
00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:22,864
Who's Going To Take Her
Into Bankruptcy Six Times.
372
00:17:22,864 --> 00:17:25,798
We Could Go On
Like This Forever.
373
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:27,331
I Guess You're Right.
374
00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,331
I Don't Mean To Interfere
375
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:32,998
But I Do Think,
If It's All Right With You
376
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:35,964
I'd Like To Help Out
With Some Money.
377
00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:36,564
Money.
378
00:17:36,564 --> 00:17:38,831
Money.
379
00:17:38,831 --> 00:17:39,964
No, Thank You.
380
00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:42,864
We're Determined
To Make It On Our Own.
381
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,031
It's A Loan.
382
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:44,964
No.
383
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,098
Milton Hershey Would Take It.
384
00:17:56,731 --> 00:17:58,731
Tonight Was Fun.
385
00:17:58,731 --> 00:18:00,131
( Laughing )
386
00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:01,798
Huh?
Yeah.
387
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:04,798
After We'd Been There
For A While
388
00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:06,764
I Got A Warm Feeling.
389
00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:09,664
I Think It Was The Heat
From The Hot Plate.
390
00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:10,898
( Knocking )
391
00:18:10,898 --> 00:18:11,998
Who Is It?
392
00:18:11,998 --> 00:18:14,298
Theo. I Need
To Talk To You.
393
00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:15,631
Come In, Honey.
394
00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:16,631
Hi.
395
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:17,631
Hey.
396
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:18,964
I'm Really Sorry
397
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,231
About What Sondra
And Elvin Did To You.
398
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,398
Well, It's Okay.
399
00:18:23,398 --> 00:18:24,731
No, I Mean It.
400
00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:28,231
If Sondra Had Come To You
As A High School Senior
401
00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:31,298
And Said, "I Want To
Open A Camping Store"
402
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,564
You Would Have Been Prepared.
403
00:18:33,564 --> 00:18:38,231
But To Do It After Four Years
Of College Was Really Unfair.
404
00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:40,498
I'd Never Do That To You.
405
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:42,298
Thank You, Theo.
406
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,898
That's Why
I'm Telling You Now
407
00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:47,064
I'm Not Going
To College.
408
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,398
I'm Opening My Own Business
Right After High School.
409
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,964
With What Money?
410
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,564
That's Why I'm Here.
411
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:56,564
All You Have To Do
412
00:18:56,564 --> 00:19:01,631
Is Give Me The Money You'll
Spend On My Education Now.
413
00:19:01,631 --> 00:19:03,931
How Much Are We Talking?
414
00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:06,298
I Brought My Calculator
And This Research
415
00:19:06,298 --> 00:19:08,564
So We Could
Figure It Out.
416
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,364
To Go To
Bennington...
417
00:19:10,364 --> 00:19:16,198
That's The Most Expensive School
In The United States Right Now.
418
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,198
You Would Have Wanted Me
To Attend The Best.
419
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:20,164
Of Course.
420
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,631
Yes.
Good.
421
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:27,231
Tuition Plus Room And Board
Will Cost $17,999.
422
00:19:27,231 --> 00:19:29,898
Multiply That
By Four Years
423
00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:35,231
And Add A 5% Increase
Each Year For Inflation
424
00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:40,264
Then Add $7,000 For
Books And Lab Fees.
425
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,431
Lab Fees?!
426
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,431
I Was Going To Major
427
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:44,964
In Chemistry.
428
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,531
We Would Have Been Proud.
429
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,564
Thanks.
430
00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:54,898
Now, Bennington College
Is In Vermont
431
00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:58,064
So We'll Figure In The Cost
Of Coming Home
432
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,398
Every
Weekend.
433
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,598
He Would Come Home
Every Weekend.
434
00:20:03,631 --> 00:20:05,564
He's A Good Boy.
435
00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:08,564
That Comes To
$8,000.
436
00:20:08,564 --> 00:20:10,831
Plus $3,000
For Incidentals.
437
00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:13,764
Don't Forget Askadentals.
438
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,098
What's An Askadental?
439
00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,898
An Askadental
Is The Money You Ask For
440
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:22,364
When You Misspend The
Incidental Money You Ask For.
441
00:20:22,364 --> 00:20:24,564
All Right,
I Like That!
442
00:20:24,564 --> 00:20:29,498
So We'll Add Another
$5,000 For Askadentals.
443
00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:34,164
The Grand Total Is
$112,500.
444
00:20:34,164 --> 00:20:35,498
Mm-Hmm.
445
00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:36,764
That's Pretty Steep.
446
00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:38,131
Yes, It Is.
447
00:20:38,131 --> 00:20:39,998
I'm Willing To Deal Here.
448
00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:44,064
Because You're Great Parents,
I'll Take Off 18%.
449
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,631
Sounds Good.
450
00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,064
Absolutely.
451
00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:48,498
It Does?
452
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,731
Sure.
453
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:52,164
Just Take The College Boards
454
00:20:52,164 --> 00:20:56,231
And Get Accepted To Bennington
As A Chemistry Major.
455
00:20:56,231 --> 00:20:59,164
If I Don't Get Accepted
At Bennington
456
00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:01,698
I'll Take 50 Cents
On The Dollar.
457
00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:04,864
Theo, I'm Going To
Tell You What...
458
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,231
If I Were You
459
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:10,164
I Would Leave This Room
While I Was Ahead And Alive.
460
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:18,031
Can I At Least Borrow $3.00
461
00:21:18,031 --> 00:21:20,031
For Some Pizza?
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