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Tv Announcer:
Once The Chest Wall Is Opened,
The Heart Is In Full View.
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The Aorta And Atrium
Are Connected
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To The Heart-Lung Machine
With Tubes.
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After The Heart
Has Been Stopped
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It Is Packed In Ice...
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Do You Have To Watch This?
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The Surgeon Finds
The Coronary Arteries
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Which Need To Be Bypassed
With New Blood Vessels.
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Cliff...
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I'm A Doctor, Dear.
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Can You Watch This
Another Time?
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I Have Something
To Tell You.
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What?
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Here's A Hint.
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Go Ahead.
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It's Your Oldest Friend
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From The Navy
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And You Are His
Daughter's Godfather.
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Scott Kelly!
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Give Me The Phone Number.
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He's On His Way Here.
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He's Coming Here?!
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He And Jill Are Coming Here
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For A
Few Days.
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Scottster And Jillster.
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They Want To Take Us To Dinner
To The Golden Palm.
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Mucho Dinero.
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Ooh!
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I'm Looking Forward
To Seeing My Man.
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Now Look...
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Jill And I Are Not Going To Be
Embarrassed This Evening.
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But, Dear...
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When You Two Get Together,
You Act So Silly.
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Naboo, Naboo.
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When We Get Together,
We Are Just Clever And Witty.
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No.
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You're A Couple
Of Goofballs.
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You Married Us.
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The Heart Is Then Restarted
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And Taken Off
The Heart-Lung Machine.
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( Doorbell )
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Hi, Walter.
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Dr. Huxtable.
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Is Theo In?
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He's Upstairs
Studying.
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Ho!
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Where Are You Going?
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I Wouldn't Interrupt Him,
But This Can't Wait.
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It Can't?
What Is It?
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A Career Opportunity
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That Will Make Me And Theo
Rich And Famous.
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Is This Career Opportunity
Legal?
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Yes.
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Will This Career Opportunity
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Cause Any Trauma
To Anyone's Face Or Lips?
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No.
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Then Go Ahead, My Boy,
And Find Him.
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Thanks.
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Theo, Close Your Book.
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I Have Seen The Future,
And We Are Famous.
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What?
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How Would You Like To Be In
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"The Mannequins'"
Next Rock Video?
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"The Mannequins" Are
My Favorite Group!
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Then You'll Love This.
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I Was In The Brill Building--
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Where The Music People
Have Their Offices.
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Yeah?
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I Met This Assistant
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To Bertha Barrington.
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She's The Hottest
Casting Director
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In The Video Business.
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She Is?
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The Assistant Said
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They Want 12 High School Guys
For Their Video--
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No Experience Or Talent Needed.
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That's Us.
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There Are Two
Requirements.
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One:
You Have To Be Good-Looking.
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Well, Hey, That's Us, Too.
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And Two:
You Got To Shave Your Head.
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You Mean Bald?
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I Mean Bald.
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No Hair At All.
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Cockroach, I'm Not Sure
I Want To Do That.
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I Like My Hair.
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The Job Pays $100.
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A Hundred Dollars?
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Not To Mention
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All The Gorgeous Women
That Will Be On The Set.
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It Would Be Fun
To Be In A Video.
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Our Hair Would Grow Back.
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We Might Look So Good,
The Girls Might Not Let Us.
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So Do We Do It?
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Maybe I Should Talk
To My Parents About This.
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Aren't Parents
Always Saying:
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"Get A Job,
Get A Haircut"?
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We'll Be
Doing Both.
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Okay. I'll Do It
If You Do It.
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Meet Me Tonight At 8:00
At The Tornado Club.
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I'll Be There...
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With No Hair!
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Now I Have To
Finish Studying.
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You're Studying
On Saturday?
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Lana's Coming Over Soon
To Do Homework.
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I Study The Material
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So I Can Impress Her
With How Much I Know.
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I Never Thought Of Doing That.
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And It Helps Get Good Grades.
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I'd Settle For
Impressing A Woman.
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See You
Later.
All Right.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Any Calls For Me?
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Yes.
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Who?
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Some Boy.
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What Boy?
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I Forgot.
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Didn't You Write It Down?
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No.
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Why Not?
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I Was Going To Remember.
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Rudy, How Could
You Do This?
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My Calls Are Important.
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I'm Sorry.
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Can You Remember
What The Boy Wanted?
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He Asked You To Some Dance.
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The Eighth-Grade Dance?
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Yeah, That's It.
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See, I Remember.
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What Else?
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Uh...
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Okay, Let's Take This
Nice And Slow.
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You Answered And Said,
"Huxtable Residence."
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He Said, "Is Vanessa There?"
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You Said,
"No. May I Take A Message?"
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Yes.
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He Said, "I'd Like To Ask
Vanessa To The Dance.
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My Name Is..."
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I Have No Idea.
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The Eighth-Grade Dance
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Is The Most Important
Dance Of The Year.
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You've Got To Remember
The Boy's Name.
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Was It John?
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Teddy? Eddie?
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Lyle? Bob?
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That's It-- Bob!
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Great. I Know A Bob.
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Wait A Minute.
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It Sounded Like Bob.
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Rob?
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Yeah, That's It-- Rob.
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Great. I Like Rob.
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Or Was It Todd?
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I Know Three Todds.
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This Is Terrible.
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Romance Is Waiting For Me,
And I Don't Know Its Name.
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Hi.
Hi.
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There Was A Call
For You And Daddy.
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Who Was It?
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Mr. Scott Kelly.
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He And His Wife Are Staying
At The Madison Plaza Hotel.
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Oh, Thanks.
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They'll Meet You At The
Golden Palm Restaurant At 6:30.
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He Said,
"Be There Or Be Square."
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That's Very Good, Rudy.
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Anytime, Mom.
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Your Table
Is Ready, Sir.
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It's So Good
To See You.
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It's Been
A Long Time.
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Cliff:
How's Everything?
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Scott:
Let's Get To The
Important Stuff.
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How Are
The Children?
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Well, Everybody's Getting
Straight A's.
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That's Very Good.
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Ours Get All A-Plusses.
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How Old
Is Rudy, Dear?
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Seven.
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She's Been Accepted
To Med School.
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By The Time She's 11,
She'll Be A Physician
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Unless She Wants To Specialize.
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You Must Be Very Proud Of Her.
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I Am.
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I'm Very Proud Of Tammy.
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She Just Won The Nobel Prize
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For Her Doctoral
Dissertation
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On How She Spent
Her Summer Vacation.
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Don't They Give That In Sweden?
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Yes.
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Vanessa Was Just Named
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The Ambassador To Sweden.
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You Must Have
Tammy Call Sometime.
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And Come Over
For A Spot Of Tea.
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Name Two Achievements
Of Charlemagne
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During His Reign.
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He Ordered That All
Nations Under His Domain
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Be Committed To Writing
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And He Began
A Grammar Of Frankish.
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How Did You Know That?
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Learning Fascinates Me.
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I Have A Real Thirst
For Knowledge.
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I'm Glad I Have You
To Study With.
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Let's Keep Going.
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Lana, Could We
Knock Off Early?
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Oh, Sure.
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I Need To Ask
You Something.
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What?
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We Have A Good Relationship.
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Would It Change
If I Shaved My Head?
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What?
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I'll Shave It Once
And Let It Grow Back.
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Why Would You Do That?
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So I Could Be In
"The Mannequins'" Rock Video.
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That English Group
With No Hair?
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Yeah.
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They're Weird.
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Their Videos Are Great,
And I Can Be In One.
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You Have Beautiful Hair.
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It Was One Of The First Things
I Noticed About You.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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It Will Grow Back.
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But You Don't Know
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00:10:03,431 --> 00:10:05,264
What Your Head
Looks Like.
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It Looks Like A Regular Head.
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00:10:07,331 --> 00:10:08,897
Come Over Here.
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You Have
A Dent Here.
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I Do?
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Yeah, And A Bump
Right Next To It.
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00:10:19,564 --> 00:10:20,997
I Knew About That.
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It Will Look Bigger
Next To The Dent.
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Maybe Shaving My Head
Isn't Such A Good Idea.
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It's Up To You.
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00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,897
But I Promised Cockroach
We'd Do This Together.
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This Video Means A Lot To Us.
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00:10:36,364 --> 00:10:37,797
You Understand?
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00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:40,564
Would You Still Date Me?
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00:10:40,564 --> 00:10:41,897
Of Course.
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Probably.
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Well, I Guess
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I Better Go Up
And Do It Now.
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I'm Meeting Cockroach At
The Tornado Club In An Hour.
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You Want To Watch Me Shave?
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No, I'll Stay
Right Here.
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Okay, Well...
This Is It.
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Well, Good Luck.
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Here I Go.
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Okay.
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I'm Really Going
To Do It, Lana.
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All Right.
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00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:13,831
Bye.
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00:11:16,064 --> 00:11:17,497
Good-Bye.
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00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:22,897
See You.
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00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:37,997
( Doorbell )
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Hi, Cockroach.
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00:11:43,997 --> 00:11:45,031
Where's Theo?
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He's Upstairs
Shaving His Head.
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00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:48,531
Excuse Me.
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00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:50,364
Theo! Theo!
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00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:51,431
Theo?
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00:11:51,431 --> 00:11:52,664
In Here.
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00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:54,097
Don't Do It!
Stop!
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00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:56,731
What?
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00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:59,631
Don't Shave Your Head.
We're Not In The Video.
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00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,497
What?!
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00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:01,731
I've Been Calling
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00:12:01,731 --> 00:12:03,131
But It's Been Busy.
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00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:04,331
That Was Vanessa.
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00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:05,331
What's Wrong?
271
00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:06,331
I'm Beat.
272
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:07,731
I Ran Over Here.
273
00:12:07,731 --> 00:12:09,031
Let's Sit Down.
274
00:12:09,031 --> 00:12:10,564
This Is Terrible.
275
00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:13,264
What Happened?
276
00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:15,031
I Went Down
Early
277
00:12:15,031 --> 00:12:18,331
And I Couldn't Even
Get On The Set.
278
00:12:18,331 --> 00:12:19,231
You're Kidding.
279
00:12:19,231 --> 00:12:20,731
There Were 200 Guys Already.
280
00:12:20,731 --> 00:12:22,664
Every One Had A Shaved Head.
281
00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:24,031
Whoa!
282
00:12:24,031 --> 00:12:26,831
They Took The First 12
And Sent The Rest Home.
283
00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:29,831
I Told The Assistant,
"You Said I Was In."
284
00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:32,164
He Gave Me $50
For Showing Up.
285
00:12:32,164 --> 00:12:34,097
Fifty Bucks? That's Great!
286
00:12:34,097 --> 00:12:36,497
Yeah, But Look At This.
287
00:12:47,364 --> 00:12:50,297
All Right.
Dinner!
288
00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:53,264
Yes, Yes, Yes.
289
00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:56,331
One, Two, Three...
290
00:12:56,331 --> 00:12:57,331
Voila.
291
00:12:57,331 --> 00:12:58,831
This Is It.
292
00:12:58,831 --> 00:12:59,997
Uh... Sir?
293
00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:02,397
There's Been A
Little Mistake.
294
00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:04,397
I Ordered
The Salmon.
295
00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,664
I Have You Down
For Trout.
296
00:13:06,664 --> 00:13:09,064
You Have Me Down Wrong.
297
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:10,931
You Did This, Didn't You?
298
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,231
No, I Didn't.
299
00:13:12,231 --> 00:13:15,264
If You'd Like
To Order Salmon...
300
00:13:15,264 --> 00:13:17,331
I Did
Order Salmon.
301
00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:19,397
I'll Get
Your Salmon.
302
00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:20,897
I'm Proud Of You.
303
00:13:20,897 --> 00:13:23,231
You Stayed Calm.
304
00:13:23,231 --> 00:13:24,231
Yes.
What's Wrong With You?
305
00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:26,297
Nothing. I'm Always Calm.
306
00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:27,564
Really?
307
00:13:27,564 --> 00:13:30,264
Scott Really Has Learned
To Control His Temper.
308
00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:31,631
He Had To.
309
00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:33,097
How Did You Do That?
310
00:13:33,097 --> 00:13:35,497
Easy.
I Had A Heart Attack.
311
00:13:37,097 --> 00:13:38,464
When Did This Happen?
312
00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:39,631
Six Months Ago.
313
00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:41,331
I Saw
The Guys.
314
00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:42,797
They Came To Get Me.
315
00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:43,731
Who?
316
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,497
The Four Horsemen.
317
00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:50,931
Come Over The Hill,
Right To My Door.
318
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:55,331
Said, "Saddle Up, Buckaroo.
You're Riding With Us."
319
00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:58,764
I Said, "Is Where We're Going
Hot Or Cold?"
320
00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:01,031
They Said, "Dress Light."
321
00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:05,331
I Said, "Come Back
And Get Me Another Time."
322
00:14:05,331 --> 00:14:08,664
So They Gave Me The Zipper
Instead.
323
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,664
Two Weeks In
The Hospital.
324
00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:11,764
You're Kidding.
325
00:14:11,764 --> 00:14:14,031
Quadruple Bypass.
326
00:14:14,031 --> 00:14:16,497
You Should Have Told Me.
327
00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:19,031
I Could Have Done That For You
328
00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:20,664
At Half Price.
329
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:33,264
( Loud Television Audio
And Stereo Audio )
330
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,631
Okay.
331
00:14:34,631 --> 00:14:35,764
Make Yourself At Home.
332
00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:36,831
I Was Home
333
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:38,864
Till You Turned The Noise Off.
334
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:40,964
Vanessa,
Turn That Back On.
335
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,164
Vanessa...
336
00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:44,897
Oh, You're Back.
337
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:46,997
Son, You Remember
Mr. And Mrs. Kelly?
338
00:14:46,997 --> 00:14:48,164
Yes. Hi.
339
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,364
Theo, You
Got Big.
340
00:14:50,364 --> 00:14:55,097
We Could Hear The Noise
All The Way Out On The Street.
341
00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:56,397
I'm Sorry.
342
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:59,331
Cockroach And I Are
In The Kitchen Eating Pizza.
343
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,397
I Wanted To Hear The Stereo
344
00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:04,264
And He Wanted
To Hear The Tv.
345
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:07,764
Did You Understand
What My Son Just Said?
346
00:15:07,764 --> 00:15:09,064
Perfectly.
347
00:15:09,064 --> 00:15:11,364
I Put The
Leftover Pizza...
348
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,964
How Are You, Walter?
349
00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:25,997
Fine.
350
00:15:25,997 --> 00:15:27,297
Good.
351
00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:30,731
Aren't You Going To
Say Something About My Head?
352
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:33,431
What Is There To Say?
353
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:35,131
It's Already
Out There.
354
00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:36,897
Walter, These Are
Our Good Friends
355
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:39,131
Mr. And Mrs. Kelly.
356
00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:40,397
Hello, Walter.
357
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,497
Hello.
358
00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:43,997
Why Did You Do That?
359
00:15:43,997 --> 00:15:46,197
To Get Into
Show Business.
360
00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:49,997
Was This The Career Opportunity
You Were Talking About?
361
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:52,664
Yes, And It
Didn't Work.
362
00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,264
Theo:
Excuse Us.
363
00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:55,931
We're Going Upstairs.
364
00:15:55,931 --> 00:16:00,097
I Promised Cockroach
We'd Go Through My Hats.
365
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:02,164
Get A Big One.
366
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,831
Jill, Let's Go
Get Some Tea?
367
00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:09,397
That's A Good Idea.
368
00:16:09,397 --> 00:16:10,664
No, Allow Us.
369
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:11,964
Sit Back Down.
370
00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:12,997
Yes.
371
00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:15,131
We'll Give You
Our Special Brew.
372
00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,664
What Is It?
373
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:19,497
Whatever You Have
In The Little Bags.
374
00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:22,931
With The Strings That
Always Fall In The Cup...
375
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,931
It's Good To See Scotty
Back To His Old Self.
376
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,897
I Hadn't Noticed
Any Change.
377
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:30,264
When He Came Home
From The Hospital
378
00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:33,931
He Sat On The Couch,
Holding His Cocker Spaniel
379
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:35,931
And All
He Could Say Was
380
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:36,931
"Yes, Dear."
381
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,097
"I Know, Dear."
382
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,264
"I'll Try, Dear."
383
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,897
"You're Right,
Dear."
384
00:16:40,897 --> 00:16:43,297
Cliff Does That Already.
385
00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:44,831
Oh, Yes.
386
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,864
The Whole Thing Was Very Scary.
387
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:49,264
Not That He
Just Could Have Died
388
00:16:49,264 --> 00:16:51,831
But I Was So Unprepared.
389
00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,331
Who Is Ever Prepared For That?
390
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,931
I'm Talking About
Something Else.
391
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,764
I Didn't Know Anything.
392
00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:01,664
Scotty Managed
All Our Finances.
393
00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:04,497
I Didn't Know Where He Kept
The Insurance Policies
394
00:17:04,497 --> 00:17:05,831
The Bank Statements
395
00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:07,297
The Deed To The House...
396
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:10,264
If You Ever Need
Legal Advice, I'm Here.
397
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,497
Thank You.
398
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,164
But I'm Okay.
399
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:16,164
I've Learned
In A Very Short Time
400
00:17:16,164 --> 00:17:18,964
That I'm A Pretty Good
Financial Manager.
401
00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:21,231
Scott And I
Have An Agreement:
402
00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:25,164
I Promise To Pay The Bills
And Handle The Insurance
403
00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:29,631
And He Promises Never To Have
Another Heart Attack.
404
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,264
That's Good.
405
00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:36,597
So Denise Still Doesn't
Have A Major.
406
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,264
I Said,
"All Right, Dear.
407
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,931
"Just Go
To Your Final Year.
408
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,631
I Hope You Have
A Major By Then."
409
00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:45,597
My Beloved Son, Mark
410
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:49,264
Just Transferred To The Fourth
College Of His Choice.
411
00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:54,164
I Believe He's Majoring
In Interstate Transportation.
412
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:56,264
I Used To Threaten His Life...
413
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:58,597
On A Regular Basis.
414
00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:03,531
After The Zipper, I Perceived
That Was A Threat To My Own.
415
00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:05,831
Now, I Don't
Care Anymore.
416
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:09,231
I Just Throw Him Out
On A Regular Basis.
417
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:11,331
I Don't Want The Zipper.
418
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:14,264
How Do You Keep From Getting It?
419
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,497
When You Really Get Steamed
420
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:18,664
Wait Until You Can Hear This...
421
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,864
( Hoofbeats )
422
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:22,097
( Hoofbeats )
423
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:26,931
Then You Know My Four Friends
Are Riding Right Beside You
424
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,297
And You Let It All Out.
425
00:18:29,297 --> 00:18:32,097
( Hoofbeats )
426
00:18:32,097 --> 00:18:33,431
And No Zipper.
427
00:18:33,431 --> 00:18:35,664
There Are
Other Things, Too.
428
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:38,264
You Have To
Exercise.
429
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:40,197
I Do That.
430
00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:42,531
And Eat The Right Stuff.
431
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:45,931
Clair's Always On Me
About That.
432
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,264
Jill, Too.
433
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:51,597
I've Got To Eat
Carrot Sticks And Celery Sticks
434
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,831
And Broccoli Clumps...
435
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,597
You Eat That Stuff?
436
00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:58,697
When She's Around.
437
00:18:58,697 --> 00:19:01,997
Get The Skim Milk
From The Refrigerator.
438
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:02,997
Yes, Sir.
439
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:06,497
Hey.
440
00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:07,664
Huh?
441
00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:10,164
There's Pizza In Here.
442
00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:14,664
It's With Pepperoni
443
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:16,331
And Anchovies
444
00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:17,664
And Extra Cheese
445
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:18,831
And Everything.
446
00:19:18,831 --> 00:19:20,031
Is Broccoli On It?
447
00:19:20,031 --> 00:19:21,931
No.
448
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:23,097
Good.
449
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:28,264
You Know What Would Go
Absolutely Great With This?
450
00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:30,264
Potato Chips.
451
00:19:31,697 --> 00:19:34,531
Clair Lets You
Eat Potato Chips?
452
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:36,931
"Lets Me Eat Potato Chips"?
453
00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:38,597
Shoot, I'm A Man.
454
00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:40,597
I Eat What I Want.
455
00:19:48,597 --> 00:19:50,931
That Is
Outstanding.
456
00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:54,264
Dump Those Right
On Top Of The Pizza.
457
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,597
There You Go.
That's It.
458
00:19:56,597 --> 00:20:01,264
Now, We Need Something
To Wash This Down.
459
00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:02,464
A Beer.
460
00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:03,531
Certainly.
461
00:20:03,531 --> 00:20:04,697
I'll Get Beer.
462
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:06,764
But What Would
The Horsemen Say?
463
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,364
I Can't Hear Them.
464
00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:11,364
I'm Just Not Listening
Right Now.
465
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:14,364
But I'm Not Eating
Any Of This.
466
00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:17,031
I Don't Care
What You Do To Me.
467
00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:23,031
You Know,
People Drink This Stuff, And...
468
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:28,297
Now, What Should We Do?
469
00:20:28,297 --> 00:20:29,964
I Say Ignore Them.
470
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,797
They Are Beyond Hope.
471
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:32,964
You're Right.
472
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,964
Let's Take Our Tea
Into The Living Room.
473
00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:39,097
You Really Let Your
Children Eat This...
474
00:20:39,097 --> 00:20:41,964
That's Exactly
What I Was Telling You.
475
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,797
That's How They Eat It.
476
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:45,064
It's Terrible.
477
00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:47,964
You Touch That Pizza,
And You're Dead.
478
00:20:47,964 --> 00:20:50,631
One Little Piece
Isn't Going To...
479
00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:52,297
I'll Kill You.
480
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:54,631
Okay?
481
00:20:54,631 --> 00:20:55,631
Come On.
482
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,131
Good-Bye, Guys.
483
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,397
And Cliff?
484
00:20:58,397 --> 00:20:59,164
Yes, Dear.
485
00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:00,697
When You're Done
486
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:04,364
Stick Those Potato Chips
Hidden Under The Table
487
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,031
Back Up In The Chimney.
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