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Hmm. That's Interesting.
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When Are You Going To Sleep?
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In A Minute.
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This Is An Article About
What Makes A Happy Marriage.
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Hmm.
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At The End Of The Article
There's A Quiz.
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Oh, No.
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Let's Take The Quiz.
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No.
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It Will Be Fun.
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I Don't Want To Take A Quiz.
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I'm Already Happily Married.
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That Quiz Will
Mess Up My Marriage.
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Are You Afraid We'll Find Out
We Don't Have A Happy Marriage?
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Question
Number One:
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"What Would You Change
About Your Mate?"
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Nothing.
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Are You Saying I'm Perfect?
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Absolutely.
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It Says
If Your Spouse Says "Nothing"
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He Or She May Have
Something To Hide.
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That's Wrong, And They Lie.
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There Must Be Something About Me
You'd Change.
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Well... Let Me Sleep On It.
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I'll Make A List In The Morning.
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Here's What I'd Change
About You:
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Sometimes When You Eat
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You Put Your Fork In Your Mouth
Sideways
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And It Scrapes Your Teeth.
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I Don't
Like That.
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I'm Sorry.
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I Won't Do It Again.
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Now It's Your Turn.
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I Don't Have Anything.
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Then I'll Go Again.
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You Will?
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Yes, I Will.
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Okay.
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Ah...
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I Wish That There Were
Two Of You
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Instead Of Just One.
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Cliff,
That Is Very Sweet.
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Are You Trying To Say
That One Of Me Is Not Enough?
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I'm Trying To Say
I Wish There Were Two Of You
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Because If One Started To Act
The Way You Act Now
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I'd Roll Over
And Sleep With
The Other One.
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Hey, Dad.
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How You Doing?
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Is Something Wrong?
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We're Going To Have To
Get Rid Of The Station Wagon.
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Betty Lou?
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Yeah.
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I Came Out Of The Hospital
And Got Into Her.
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She Wouldn't Start Up.
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I Got Out, Went Around Front
And Lifted Up The Hood.
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I Was Looking.
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Dr. Quinn Came Out.
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He Said:
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"You're Fooling Around With
That Thing Again, Dr. Huxtable?
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Why Don't You Get A Tow Truck
And Have It Towed Away Forever?"
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I Know That Betty Lou Heard Him
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Because Her Windshield
Started To Mist.
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I Took The Wiper Blade
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And I Wiped The Little Tears
Off The Windshield.
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You've Had Betty Lou
For 15 Years.
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15 Good Years, Too.
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15 Years Of Sleet, Snow...
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Snow?! Blizzards!
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I'd Be On The Road
On My Way To Deliver A Baby
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And Snowplows Would See
Betty Lou Coming
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And They Would Pull Over
To The Side As If To Say:
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"Betty Lou, Lead The Way."
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There Were Times When
The Gauge Read "Empty"
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And She Went Another 15 Miles
On Fumes!
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Oh, Betty Lou...
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Dad...
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You Have To Move On.
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Yeah.
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I Guess I Have To
Get Another Car.
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Mom's Wanted You To Get Rid Of
Betty Lou For A Long Time.
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Your Mother Has Always
Been Jealous Of Her.
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Are You Going To Get
Another Station Wagon?
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Yup.
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Before You
Do That
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I Have An Idea.
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What's That?
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I Don't Think A Station Wagon
Is The Way To Go.
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Really?
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The Family's Not
That Big Anymore.
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Denise And Sondra
Are At College.
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I'll Be In College Soon.
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You're Saying I Should
Get Something Smaller.
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A Sedan?
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I Had Something Else
In Mind.
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Like What?
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Ohh...
"X-K-Y 4000."
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Yeah.
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Whoa..!
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Does This Woman
Lying On The Hood
Come With The Car?
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No, Dad.
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This Is A Sports Car.
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Dad, This Sports Car Goes From
Zero To 60 In 5.7 Seconds.
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Think How Fast You Can Get
To The Hospital
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And Deliver
Those Babies.
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You're Thinking
It's A Two-Seater.
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Yes.
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Vanessa Doesn't Go That Many
Places With Us Anymore.
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And If You Let Me Drive
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Mom Could Sit
On Your Lap.
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What Do We Do With Rudy?
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There's A Storage Space
Behind The Seats.
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Just Slide Her In There.
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Let Me
See This...
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No... Better.
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There's A Luggage Rack
On The Trunk.
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We Could Put Her
On The Luggage Rack
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And Strap Her Down.
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Are You Teasing Me?
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Yes.
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I'm Going To Get
A Station Wagon.
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What About The "X-K-Y"?
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You Can Get An "X-K-Y"
When You Get The Do-Re-Mi.
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One... Two... Three... Four...
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Vanessa?
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One Second.
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What's Up?
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I Need To Borrow A Ruler
To Do My Report.
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Okay. It's On The Desk.
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What's Your
Report About?
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Mammals, Reptiles
And Birds.
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Can I Read It?
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No.
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Why Not?
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If I Show You,
You'll Say It's Wrong.
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I Promise I Won't Say Anything.
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Well... Okay.
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Okay.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Well?
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"Well" What?
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What Do You Think?
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I Promised
Not To Say Anything.
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Tell Me. I Want To Know.
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Do You Want Nice
Or Honest?
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Honest.
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It Stinks.
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It Does Not Stink!
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I'm Sorry, Rudy.
You Wanted Honest.
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Okay, Tell Me What's Wrong.
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The Animals You Drew--
They're Way Off.
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Under "Mammals"
You Drew A Duck.
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That's Not A Mammal.
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That's Not A Duck.
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What Is It?
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It's A Giraffe.
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Rudy, No One's Going To Think
That's A Giraffe.
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I'm Only Seven.
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That's No Excuse.
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You're Hiding Behind Your Age.
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I Can't Draw.
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Rudy, I'll Help
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But Did Your Teacher Say
You Had To Draw?
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No.
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Find Pictures Of Mammals
And Birds, Cut Them Out
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And Paste Them Onto The Page.
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Underneath The Picture,
Write The Name Of The Animal.
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Do It Neatly
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Because Teachers Love Neatness.
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I Have To Start All Over?
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It's Up To You.
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You Can Be An "A" Student,
Or Miss Sloppy Pig.
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I Want An "A."
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If You Like, I'll Look It Over
When You're Through.
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You Think
I'm Coming Back Here?
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I Understand.
This Is The Price.
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Yes, I'll Stand Firm On It.
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Thank You, Bruce.
Bye-Bye.
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Dad, Aren't You Going To
Get Ready?
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I Am Ready.
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Dressed Like That?
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I'm Dressed Like This
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Because When You Negotiate
The Price Of A Car
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You Can't Go In Looking
Like You Have A Lot Of Money.
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But The Price Of The Car
Is Already On The Sticker.
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That's The "Suggested
Retail Price."
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I'm Going To Go In
And Negotiate With The Salesman
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On What Will Be
The Actual Price.
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How Do You Know What To Offer?
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I Talked To Dr. Bruce Bolden
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Who Knows All About Cars
And Also Happens To Be Cheap.
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Okay.
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Is There Anything I Can Do
To Help?
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Yes. You Cannot Let
Anyone Know I'm A Doctor.
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Okay.
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If They Find Out
I'm A Doctor
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The Man Will Lose
All Flexibility
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In Determining The Price.
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Okay, Mr. Huxtable.
Am I Still Your Son?
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No.
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You Will Always
Be My Son.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Will I Still
Be Your Father?
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No.
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We Handle More Cars
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Than Any Dealership
In This Area.
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I've Never Seen
So Many Cars.
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We've Got
Five Miles Of Cars.
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I'm Ready To Move
Every One Of Them.
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Have A Seat.
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Thank You,
Mr. Sarrette.
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Please, Call Me Davis.
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00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:48,730
Now, That Station Wagon
You Were Looking At--
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Wasn't It A Beauty?
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That's The Most
Popular Model.
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Even The Color
You Wanted, Dad.
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Looks Like Junior Approves.
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Junior Doesn't Have
Money To Pay For It.
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00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:10,730
That's True,
But I'm Glad You Brought Him
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Because Children
Are Truly Wonderful.
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Most Of Them.
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I've Got Three
Beautiful Daughters.
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She's 12.
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This One's Eight.
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Check The Little Baby Out--
Seven Years Old.
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Look At That
Little Crooked Smile.
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She'll Need Braces Pretty Soon.
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( Ring )
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Excuse Me.
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00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:36,764
Hello?
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Hi, Dear.
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It's My Wife.
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$200? Ouch!
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Well, Pay The Man.
We've Got To Have Heat.
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Yes, Ma'am.
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Can't Have The Children
Freezing This Winter.
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I Love You, Too.
Bye-Bye.
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$200 Here, $200 There...
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As Soon As I Make It,
It's Gone.
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Do You Have
Any More Children?
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I Have Four Daughters
And A Son.
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I Know Exactly
What You Mean.
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There's Two Of Them
In College.
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The Others
Have Braces.
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I Don't Have
Any Clothes
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Because I Spend Everything
Dressing Him.
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Must Be Quite Expensive
Raising A Large Family.
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Oh, Yeah.
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May I Ask What You Do
For A Living?
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Yes. I Work.
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Don't We All?
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00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:32,864
Where?
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00:12:32,864 --> 00:12:33,997
Where?
Huh?
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Hard.
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00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:37,697
Doing What?
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00:12:37,697 --> 00:12:42,164
What Difference Does It Make
As Long As You Work Hard?
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What Does Your Father Do
That's So Hard?
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I Wouldn't Want
To Do It.
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00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:55,397
Let's Take Your New Car
For A Test Drive.
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My New Car?
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I'm A Salesman And A Seer.
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I See You In That Car.
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00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,897
Can You Also See Me
Getting A Good Deal?
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00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:06,330
A Great Deal.
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00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,664
All Right!
266
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,697
Dr. Huxtable!
267
00:13:11,597 --> 00:13:12,630
"Doctor"?
268
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,230
Dr. Huxtable!
269
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,797
It's Good To See You,
Doctor.
270
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,097
Hello, Mr. Babbitt.
271
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,330
What Are You
Doing Here?
272
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:23,130
I'm Having My Car Serviced.
What About You?
273
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:26,364
I Came To Buy
A Station Wagon.
274
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:28,464
A Station Wagon?!
With Your Money?!
275
00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:32,097
What Are These Clothes
You're Wearing?
276
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:34,664
I Go Into
This Guy's Office.
277
00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:36,564
He Wears Designer
Sweaters--
278
00:13:36,564 --> 00:13:38,864
One Of His Sweaters
279
00:13:38,864 --> 00:13:41,397
Costs More Than
My Whole Wardrobe.
280
00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:43,730
How's Mrs. Huxtable?
281
00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:45,930
Oh... So-So.
282
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:49,364
I Heard She Was
Made A Partner
283
00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:50,997
In Her
Law Firm.
284
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:55,330
Now... What Did
You Say You Do?
285
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:11,797
Hey, Rudy,
How's It Going?
286
00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:13,130
I'm Almost Finished.
287
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,897
Already?
That Was Fast.
288
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,897
This Is Good.
289
00:14:17,897 --> 00:14:19,230
You Like It?
290
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:21,230
Yeah. These Pictures
Are Great.
291
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:23,230
Where Did You
Get Them?
292
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,897
Out Of These Books.
293
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,397
These Books?
294
00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:28,630
Yeah.
295
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:29,997
The Encyclopedia?
296
00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,264
Yeah.
297
00:14:31,264 --> 00:14:33,264
Dad's "Audubon Book
Of Birds"?
298
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:36,397
The One Mom Gave Him
For His Birthday?
299
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,564
That One Had Lots
Of Good Pictures In It.
300
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:42,230
You Just Ruined Some
Very Valuable Books.
301
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,097
You Told Me
To Cut Out Pictures.
302
00:14:45,097 --> 00:14:47,764
Not Out Of Books.
Out Of Magazines.
303
00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:49,264
You Didn't Say Magazines.
304
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,064
That Is What I Meant.
305
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,230
You Didn't Say That.
306
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:53,497
It Doesn't Matter.
307
00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:55,364
You Are In Major Trouble.
308
00:14:55,364 --> 00:14:57,097
So Are You.
309
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,664
Me?
310
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:00,730
It's Your Fault.
311
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,364
Dad Left You In Charge.
312
00:15:02,364 --> 00:15:04,964
You're The One Who
Cut Out The Pictures!
313
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:09,030
You're The One Who Left Me Alone
With Scissors.
314
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,297
Hey!
315
00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:13,297
Got The Shoes I Wanted
And On Sale.
316
00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:14,264
Vanessa's In Trouble.
317
00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:15,230
I Am Not.
318
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,164
What's Wrong?
319
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,464
Vanessa Told Me
320
00:15:17,464 --> 00:15:19,830
To Cut Pictures
Out Of These Books.
321
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,197
Vanessa!
322
00:15:23,197 --> 00:15:27,030
I Just Told Her To Find Pictures
Of Mammals And Birds.
323
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:29,430
Did You Tell Her Where
To Find The Pictures?
324
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,630
No.
325
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,864
You Should Have.
326
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,864
Why Is Everyone Blaming Me?!
327
00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:35,730
Dad Left You In Charge.
328
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,164
I'm Only 13.
329
00:15:38,164 --> 00:15:40,364
Dad's Not Going To Buy That.
330
00:15:40,364 --> 00:15:43,897
Daddy Only Put Me In Charge
Because You Weren't Here.
331
00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:46,564
I Have Friends To See
And Shopping To Do.
332
00:15:46,564 --> 00:15:48,964
I Can't Spend All My Time Here.
333
00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:51,564
We Need To Be Supervised.
334
00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:54,230
I've Spent Half My Life
Baby-Sitting You.
335
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,830
I'm In College Now.
336
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,664
Mom And Dad Are Paying For It.
337
00:15:57,664 --> 00:16:00,297
What's That Got
To Do With Anything?
338
00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:02,530
You Should Be
Paying Them Back
339
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,297
By Taking
Care Of Us.
340
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,764
It's Your Fault, Too!
341
00:16:06,764 --> 00:16:08,097
It Is Not.
342
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,564
Let's Not Argue, Okay?
343
00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:12,564
Dad Will Settle This
When He Gets Home.
344
00:16:12,564 --> 00:16:16,397
And You Two
Are In Big Trouble.
345
00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:17,730
You Have To Admit
346
00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:19,764
That Was Probably
The Smoothest Ride
347
00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,164
You've Ever Had
In A Station Wagon.
348
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,397
What Will You Sell The Car For?
349
00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:27,097
Well, You Saw The Price
On The Sticker.
350
00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:31,530
All Right.
351
00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:34,930
My Mind Is
Like A Prairie--
352
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,264
It's Wide Open.
353
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:38,097
Give Me A Suggestion.
354
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,097
Are We Going
To Write It
355
00:16:40,097 --> 00:16:42,097
On A Piece
Of Paper?
356
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:43,497
Uh-Huh.
357
00:16:43,497 --> 00:16:45,397
I'm Dealing With A Pro.
358
00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:58,925
Give This Back To Me
When You're Done Writing.
359
00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,666
I'm Done.
360
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:11,999
You're Joking, Right?
361
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,333
You're Kidding Me.
362
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,666
Your Father's
Playing With Me, Right?
363
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:16,799
You Have A Joke?
364
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:17,966
I Certainly Do.
365
00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:19,399
Is It Funnier Than Mine?
366
00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:20,733
It's Hilarious.
367
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:22,399
You'll Love This One.
368
00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:23,733
Cliff:
Uh-Huh.
369
00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:28,133
You Only Took $150 Off.
370
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:31,633
But I'll Give You That
Rear Window Defroster For Free.
371
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,299
I Don't Need A Rear
Window Defroster.
372
00:17:34,299 --> 00:17:35,566
I Have Junior.
373
00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:37,599
When I Drive In The Car
374
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,633
And The Rear Window
Frosts Up
375
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,966
I Stop And I Say,
"Junior"-- He's Out.
376
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,766
This Is
My Best Offer.
377
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,799
You'll Have To
Come Up Some.
378
00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:53,833
This Price Includes
My Trade-In.
379
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:54,733
What Trade-In?
380
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,833
I Have A Car Out Here.
381
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:57,833
Let Me Look.
382
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,499
This Could
Change Everything.
383
00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:00,899
All Right.
384
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:08,399
I Don't See Nothing But An Old,
Abandoned Station Wagon.
385
00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:14,233
I'll Have To Add $300
To The Price
386
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:17,166
To Tow That Thing
Off My Lot.
387
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:21,633
I See You're Attached To Her,
And I Am A Sentimental Guy
388
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:24,299
So I'll Give You
A Respectable Price.
389
00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:27,966
Add $500 To Your Final Offer,
We Got A Deal.
390
00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:29,033
One Hundred.
391
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:31,699
It's Going To Take At Least 400.
392
00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:32,533
Two Hundred.
393
00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:33,533
Three Hundred.
394
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:34,566
Two.
395
00:18:34,566 --> 00:18:36,033
You Can't Afford
Another Hundred?
396
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:36,766
No, Sir.
397
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:37,999
I'm Sorry.
398
00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:41,366
As Much I'd Like To Make
This Deal, I Can't.
399
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,699
Okay. Well, Thank You,
Mr. Sarrette.
400
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:46,833
We Certainly
Appreciate Your Time.
401
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,499
Are We Really Leaving?
402
00:18:50,199 --> 00:18:51,566
Yes.
403
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,566
Sarrette:
Wait, Wait,
Wait, Wait.
404
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,966
You Mean You'd Walk Out
This Door Over $100?
405
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,466
Yes, Sir.
406
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,133
I'll Tell You What.
407
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,933
You Know You're Making Me
Work Hard Here.
408
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,933
I'll Meet You Halfway.
Fifty.
409
00:19:12,766 --> 00:19:15,533
You Have A Deal.
410
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,533
All Right, We Did It!
411
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,866
Ow!
412
00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:30,399
Vanessa:
Hi, Dad.
413
00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:32,399
Hi. What Have We Here?
414
00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:34,566
We Thought We'd Do
Something Special.
415
00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:35,899
How Nice!
416
00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:37,233
Dad, Sit Down.
417
00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:38,533
Talk To Us.
418
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,533
So, How Did It Go
With The Car?
419
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:42,899
Well, Fine.
420
00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:46,199
We Have A Brand-New Station
Wagon Tomorrow Morning.
421
00:19:46,199 --> 00:19:47,466
Splendid!
422
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:49,099
Oh, Thank You.
423
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:51,433
Would You Care
For An Appetizer?
424
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:52,866
An Appetizer?
425
00:19:52,866 --> 00:19:54,199
Oh, My Goodness.
426
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,299
It Is Antipasto,
Dad.
427
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:57,499
Your Favorite.
428
00:19:57,499 --> 00:20:01,599
My... Mmm, Mmm, Mmm!
429
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:03,499
Cliff:
Well...
430
00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:05,899
What's Blown Up
Or On Fire?
431
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:08,033
Nothing.
432
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,066
Don't Say "Nothing."
433
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,233
Something's Wrong.
434
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:12,966
What Have You Blown Up,
What's Burned Up
435
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:16,533
Or What Have You Flushed
Down The Toilet By Mistake?
436
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:19,199
We Were Saving That
Till After Dinner.
437
00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:22,133
No, I Want
To Hear About It Now.
438
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,799
Okay. See, Rudy
Was Given This Assignment
439
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:28,766
Where She Had To Find Pictures
Of Reptiles, Mammals And Birds.
440
00:20:28,766 --> 00:20:30,166
Cliff:.
Mm-Hmm.
441
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,166
She Drew Some Pictures.
442
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,633
They Weren't Good Enough.
443
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:39,299
I Suggested She Find
Some Nice Photographs.
444
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:47,033
So I Cut Up Your Books.
445
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:48,366
What Books?
446
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:53,399
Page 98.
447
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,033
And...
448
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,233
And?!
449
00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:01,633
This One, Too.
450
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:04,633
Pages 105 To 128.
451
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,999
Is This Dinner Any Good?
452
00:21:15,999 --> 00:21:16,833
Yes.
453
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:18,099
What Are We Having?
454
00:21:18,099 --> 00:21:19,233
Chicken.
455
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,266
The Same Chicken
That Was In This Book?
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