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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:03,531 Okay. 2 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:07,398 Will You Please Tell Her That Her Daughter Rudy Called? 3 00:01:07,398 --> 00:01:09,198 Bye-Bye. 4 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,431 Who's On The Phone? 5 00:01:14,431 --> 00:01:17,198 I Called Mommy, But She Wasn't At Her Hotel. 6 00:01:17,198 --> 00:01:18,764 Why Did You Call Her? 7 00:01:18,764 --> 00:01:20,364 Because I Miss Her. 8 00:01:20,364 --> 00:01:21,664 I Miss Her, Too 9 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,698 But She'll Be Home Next Week. 10 00:01:23,698 --> 00:01:25,531 That's A Long Time. 11 00:01:25,531 --> 00:01:29,098 If You Miss Mom, Why Not Write Her A Letter? 12 00:01:29,098 --> 00:01:30,764 I've Never Written A Letter. 13 00:01:30,764 --> 00:01:32,264 Just The Thing! 14 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:33,798 Hot Dog! 15 00:01:33,798 --> 00:01:37,731 We'll Write Mom A Letter, And It Makes You Feel Better Inside. 16 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,231 When You Write A Person A Letter 17 00:01:40,231 --> 00:01:43,631 You Can Get Everything That's In You Out, Okay? 18 00:01:43,631 --> 00:01:45,264 So You Take That. 19 00:01:45,264 --> 00:01:47,698 You Take That Pen... 20 00:01:47,698 --> 00:01:52,031 You Take The Pencil And You Start To Write. 21 00:01:52,031 --> 00:01:53,631 So Put This Down. 22 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:55,298 You Say, "Dear Mom 23 00:01:55,298 --> 00:01:59,798 "Dad Is A Wonderful Person And He Cooks Wonderful Meals 24 00:01:59,798 --> 00:02:03,164 And I Love His Singing When He Sings The Lullaby." 25 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,698 What Are You Erasing? 26 00:02:04,698 --> 00:02:06,464 Your Singing Part. 27 00:02:07,864 --> 00:02:10,264 You Don't Like My Singing? 28 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,431 Dad, It's Pretty Bad. 29 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:16,698 All Right. Then Sondra Can Sing For You Tonight. 30 00:02:16,698 --> 00:02:17,931 She'll Be Home Soon. 31 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,331 Is Elvin Coming, Too? 32 00:02:19,331 --> 00:02:20,198 Yes. 33 00:02:20,198 --> 00:02:22,098 Will They Be Fighting? 34 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,364 Fighting? 35 00:02:23,364 --> 00:02:25,131 That's A Pretty Strong Statement. 36 00:02:25,131 --> 00:02:29,264 No. What They Do Is They Debate About Everything All The Time. 37 00:02:29,264 --> 00:02:31,231 You Mean "Fight." 38 00:02:31,231 --> 00:02:32,264 Hey, Dad. 39 00:02:32,264 --> 00:02:33,431 Look Who's Here. 40 00:02:33,431 --> 00:02:34,998 Sondra! 41 00:02:34,998 --> 00:02:36,364 Hi, Rudy. 42 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,498 How You Doing? 43 00:02:37,498 --> 00:02:39,498 Fabulous. 44 00:02:39,498 --> 00:02:40,631 How Are You, Sir? 45 00:02:40,631 --> 00:02:41,631 Fine. 46 00:02:41,631 --> 00:02:42,864 Everything All Right? 47 00:02:42,864 --> 00:02:43,931 And Your Drive Over? 48 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,464 Oh, Perfect. 49 00:02:45,464 --> 00:02:46,664 No Arguments? 50 00:02:46,664 --> 00:02:47,864 Of Course Not. 51 00:02:47,864 --> 00:02:49,198 Why Would We Argue? 52 00:02:49,198 --> 00:02:51,564 When You Argue, You Lose Precious Moments. 53 00:02:51,564 --> 00:02:52,864 Elvin, You're So Sweet. 54 00:02:53,864 --> 00:02:55,631 When Are You Going To Fight? 55 00:02:55,631 --> 00:02:59,498 Oh, Rudy, Elvin And I Don't Fight Anymore. 56 00:02:59,498 --> 00:03:00,698 Good. 57 00:03:00,698 --> 00:03:04,031 Come On, Let's Go Upstairs And Unpack. 58 00:03:04,031 --> 00:03:05,098 Bye, Muffin. 59 00:03:05,098 --> 00:03:06,964 Bye. I'll Be Down Soon. 60 00:03:06,964 --> 00:03:07,864 Hurry. 61 00:03:12,998 --> 00:03:14,264 "Muffin"? 62 00:03:14,264 --> 00:03:17,198 It's A Nickname I Gave Her. She Loves It. 63 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:19,531 Muffin Huxtable. 64 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:23,331 It Will Take A While To Get Used To That. 65 00:03:23,331 --> 00:03:27,198 I Know You're Not Used To Seeing Us Like This 66 00:03:27,198 --> 00:03:29,198 But Your Daughter Has Lifted Me 67 00:03:29,198 --> 00:03:31,264 To The Heights Of Emotional Awareness. 68 00:03:34,198 --> 00:03:35,431 Really? 69 00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:37,631 I Wish I Could Put Into Words 70 00:03:37,631 --> 00:03:39,598 This Feeling I Have Inside. 71 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:42,231 Well, You Don't Have To. 72 00:03:42,231 --> 00:03:44,198 Right Now I'm Like A Man 73 00:03:44,198 --> 00:03:47,064 Standing On The Peak Of A Snowcapped Mountain. 74 00:03:47,064 --> 00:03:50,198 The Sun Beams Brighter, The Sky Seems Bluer... 75 00:03:50,198 --> 00:03:51,598 The Birds Sing Louder. 76 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:54,698 I Hope You And Mrs. Huxtable Have Reached This Height. 77 00:03:58,198 --> 00:04:01,898 I'm Still Climbing, Elvin. 78 00:04:01,898 --> 00:04:03,531 I'm Still Climbing. 79 00:04:03,531 --> 00:04:06,131 We Don't Even Have To Talk. 80 00:04:06,131 --> 00:04:08,298 I Just Hold Her In My Arms. 81 00:04:08,298 --> 00:04:10,764 We Each Know What The Other Is Saying. 82 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:13,331 Sometimes... 83 00:04:13,331 --> 00:04:15,098 Early In The Morning She'll Look Out The Window... 84 00:04:15,098 --> 00:04:18,498 Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait. 85 00:04:18,498 --> 00:04:20,898 This Is Early In The Morning? 86 00:04:20,898 --> 00:04:21,764 Right. 87 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:23,964 How Early In The Morning? 88 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,298 Nine, Ten O'clock. 89 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:32,031 You See, Sondra Fixes Breakfast And I Come From My Apartment. 90 00:04:32,031 --> 00:04:35,364 Oh, You Come Over From Your Apartment? 91 00:04:35,364 --> 00:04:36,498 Oh, Yes. 92 00:04:36,498 --> 00:04:37,831 Because Breakfast 93 00:04:37,831 --> 00:04:39,898 Is The Day's Most Important Meal? 94 00:04:39,898 --> 00:04:41,598 Yes, Sir. 95 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:43,064 Hey, Dad. Hey, Elvin. 96 00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:43,798 Hi, Theo. 97 00:04:43,798 --> 00:04:45,164 Look At This. 98 00:04:45,164 --> 00:04:47,531 I Made The School Newspaper. 99 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:48,598 Check It Out. 100 00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:52,498 "Monster Man Huxtable Wins Again. 101 00:04:52,498 --> 00:04:55,531 "Theo Huxtable, The Newest Member Of The Wrestling Team 102 00:04:55,531 --> 00:04:58,831 Won His Fourth Match And Remains Undefeated." 103 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:00,764 I Didn't Know You Wrestled. 104 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,264 Yeah, I Just Started. 105 00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:06,031 In High School, I Was A Pretty Good Wrestler. 106 00:05:06,031 --> 00:05:06,931 You Were? 107 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,631 I Also Wrestled In College. 108 00:05:08,631 --> 00:05:10,864 I Quit After Being Injured. 109 00:05:10,864 --> 00:05:12,198 You Must Have Been Good. 110 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:13,598 Eighteen Wins, Two Losses. 111 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:14,864 Hey, That's Great. 112 00:05:14,864 --> 00:05:16,831 Did You Know Dad Wrestled? 113 00:05:16,831 --> 00:05:17,931 Really? 114 00:05:17,931 --> 00:05:20,798 Well, I... ( Mumbling ) 115 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:21,931 What Was Your Record? 116 00:05:21,931 --> 00:05:24,864 They Didn't Keep Records In Those Days. 117 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:32,064 Hi, Rudy. What Are You Doing? 118 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:33,464 I'm Finishing Mommy's Letter. 119 00:05:33,464 --> 00:05:34,464 And It's Good. 120 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:35,698 It Should Be. 121 00:05:35,698 --> 00:05:37,764 You've Been Writing Since Yesterday. 122 00:05:37,764 --> 00:05:38,831 Want To Read It? 123 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:39,964 Yeah. 124 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,464 Let Me See. 125 00:05:43,464 --> 00:05:45,464 "Dear Mommy, I Miss You. 126 00:05:45,464 --> 00:05:47,764 "Well, I Have To Be Going Now. 127 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,131 Bye." 128 00:05:51,864 --> 00:05:52,431 This Won't Do. 129 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:53,298 Why Not? 130 00:05:53,298 --> 00:05:55,464 It's Not The Correct Form. 131 00:05:55,464 --> 00:05:58,964 My Teacher Taught Us All About It In School. 132 00:05:58,964 --> 00:06:00,164 Will You Teach Me? 133 00:06:00,164 --> 00:06:01,364 Gladly. 134 00:06:01,364 --> 00:06:03,431 It's Important To Write A Letter Properly. 135 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,464 A Good Letter Gives A Good Impression. 136 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:07,598 I Want To Make A Good Impression. 137 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:08,698 Then Listen Closely. 138 00:06:08,698 --> 00:06:09,998 When You Write A Letter 139 00:06:09,998 --> 00:06:11,931 You Must Pay Attention To Structure. 140 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:14,998 Any Letter, Business Or Personal 141 00:06:14,998 --> 00:06:17,031 Must Contain Five Essential Ingredients. 142 00:06:17,031 --> 00:06:20,531 The Heading, The Salutation, The Body, Closing And Signature. 143 00:06:20,531 --> 00:06:22,098 Are You Following Me? 144 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:25,264 Do I Look Like I'm Following You? 145 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:28,864 Listen, The Heading Goes At The Top Of The Paper. 146 00:06:28,864 --> 00:06:30,931 It Contains Your Address And The Date. 147 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:32,764 Mommy Already Knows My Address. 148 00:06:32,764 --> 00:06:34,731 It Doesn't Matter. Now Listen. 149 00:06:34,731 --> 00:06:35,964 Next Is Salutation. 150 00:06:35,964 --> 00:06:36,864 The What? 151 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,231 The Salutation. 152 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,331 It's A Greeting. 153 00:06:40,331 --> 00:06:42,964 Okay. 154 00:06:42,964 --> 00:06:44,398 Most Salutations Begin, "Dear So-And-So..." 155 00:06:44,398 --> 00:06:46,664 Who's So-And-So? 156 00:06:46,664 --> 00:06:48,098 Mom. 157 00:06:48,098 --> 00:06:50,064 Why Can't I Write, "Dear Mom..."? 158 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:51,664 I Said To Write That. 159 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:53,798 Vanessa, You're A Lousy Teacher. 160 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:58,331 ♪ And We Have Walked This Far ♪ 161 00:06:58,331 --> 00:07:02,064 ♪ So Many Miles, So Many Hours ♪ 162 00:07:02,064 --> 00:07:04,998 ♪ And Now We Know ♪ 163 00:07:04,998 --> 00:07:06,564 ♪ And Only Now ♪ 164 00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:09,831 ♪ Do We See Each Other ♪ 165 00:07:09,831 --> 00:07:10,898 ♪ And We Have... ♪ 166 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:11,964 Sondra. 167 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,464 Oh. 168 00:07:13,464 --> 00:07:14,864 Hi, Daddy. 169 00:07:14,864 --> 00:07:16,531 You're In A Good Mood. 170 00:07:16,531 --> 00:07:17,964 Yeah, I Am. 171 00:07:17,964 --> 00:07:21,364 Being Around Elvin Fills Me With Such A Special Feeling. 172 00:07:21,364 --> 00:07:23,898 Like Being On A Snowcapped Mountain. 173 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:25,198 No. 174 00:07:25,198 --> 00:07:26,831 More Like Running Barefoot 175 00:07:26,831 --> 00:07:28,798 Through A Meadow Of Fresh Clover 176 00:07:28,798 --> 00:07:30,698 Covered In The Morning Dew. 177 00:07:36,764 --> 00:07:39,431 How Early In The Morning? 178 00:07:40,664 --> 00:07:42,798 I'm Not Really Running Through The Meadow. 179 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:47,131 It's A Symbol Of The Joy I Feel When I'm With Elvin. 180 00:07:47,131 --> 00:07:48,931 We Have So Much 181 00:07:48,931 --> 00:07:49,764 In Common. 182 00:07:49,764 --> 00:07:52,098 How Many Men Do You Know 183 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,331 Interested In Minimal Experimental Theater? 184 00:07:54,331 --> 00:07:56,364 How Many Men Could Say It? 185 00:07:57,531 --> 00:07:58,831 None. 186 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:00,464 Yes, You Do-- Elvin. 187 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:03,098 Oh! Oh, Elvin. Okay. 188 00:08:03,098 --> 00:08:06,698 He Bought Us Tickets To The Festival Of Experimental Artists 189 00:08:06,698 --> 00:08:08,731 In Soho This Weekend. 190 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,798 That Devil! 191 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:12,031 Oh, Dad. 192 00:08:12,031 --> 00:08:13,264 Yes? 193 00:08:13,264 --> 00:08:14,631 I Feel Like 194 00:08:14,631 --> 00:08:17,264 The Second Luckiest Woman In The World. 195 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,598 Second Luckiest? 196 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,231 Sure. Mom's The Luckiest. 197 00:08:20,231 --> 00:08:22,764 Mmm! 198 00:08:22,764 --> 00:08:24,098 Well, That's Wonderful. 199 00:08:24,098 --> 00:08:27,698 You Ought To Come Around Here More Often. 200 00:08:27,698 --> 00:08:30,598 I'm Going To Make Rudy A Bubble Bath. 201 00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:31,798 Okay. 202 00:08:31,798 --> 00:08:34,864 Yeah. Come Around Here More Often. 203 00:08:34,864 --> 00:08:35,598 Hey, Dad. 204 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,464 How Was Practice? 205 00:08:36,464 --> 00:08:37,431 Good. 206 00:08:37,431 --> 00:08:39,731 Good? Your Son Is Too Modest. 207 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:41,164 He Was Outstanding. 208 00:08:41,164 --> 00:08:42,264 Oh, Yeah? 209 00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:44,231 Elvin: He Pinned His Man 210 00:08:44,231 --> 00:08:45,531 In Seven Seconds. 211 00:08:45,531 --> 00:08:47,531 Theo Anticipates His Man's Moves Before He Moves. 212 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:50,064 You Don't Learn That-- You're Born With It. 213 00:08:50,064 --> 00:08:53,464 Ah, So You're Saying That He Inherited It. 214 00:08:53,464 --> 00:08:54,698 Absolutely. 215 00:08:54,698 --> 00:08:57,931 These Things Are Known To Skip A Generation. 216 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,664 Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. 217 00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:04,298 Good One, Elvin. 218 00:09:04,298 --> 00:09:06,531 I'll Restore The Family Name By Winning All My Matches. 219 00:09:06,531 --> 00:09:09,531 Hey, Theo, The Guy You're Up Against Tomorrow 220 00:09:09,531 --> 00:09:11,464 Is Undefeated And A Senior. 221 00:09:11,464 --> 00:09:12,631 Do I Look Worried? 222 00:09:12,631 --> 00:09:15,031 I Could Show You Some Things. 223 00:09:15,031 --> 00:09:17,064 Elvin, He Already Has A Coach... 224 00:09:17,064 --> 00:09:19,064 And He's A Good Coach 225 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:23,064 But I Know A Couple Of Simple Techniques That Might Help. 226 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:25,898 Could We Work Out In The Basement? 227 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,831 Okay. 228 00:09:27,831 --> 00:09:29,731 Theo, Why Don't You Get Changed? 229 00:09:29,731 --> 00:09:30,631 Okay. 230 00:09:30,631 --> 00:09:32,598 I'll Go Get My Sneakers. 231 00:09:32,598 --> 00:09:33,764 Elvin. 232 00:09:33,764 --> 00:09:34,931 Yes, Sir? 233 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:36,864 I Want You To Know 234 00:09:36,864 --> 00:09:39,098 That I Appreciate What You're Doing. 235 00:09:39,098 --> 00:09:40,098 You Do? 236 00:09:40,098 --> 00:09:41,098 Yes, Sir. 237 00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,198 What Am I Doing? 238 00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:43,864 Well, My Daughter 239 00:09:43,864 --> 00:09:46,264 Is Running Through The Meadow... 240 00:09:47,531 --> 00:09:51,798 And My Son Is Learning To Be A Better Wrestler 241 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:54,864 And I Just Want You To Know That 242 00:09:54,864 --> 00:09:58,098 I Appreciate What You're Doing For My Family. 243 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,798 I Love This Family. 244 00:10:01,798 --> 00:10:03,498 Well... 245 00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:05,498 Well, The Family Loves You. 246 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:14,764 Yay-Hay! 247 00:10:17,731 --> 00:10:20,531 Elvin: Eight, Nine, Ten. 248 00:10:20,531 --> 00:10:21,831 Stop. 249 00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:23,664 But I Could Do More. 250 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,531 That's Enough Upper Body Work. 251 00:10:25,531 --> 00:10:27,364 Let's Work On Mental Tactics. 252 00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:29,731 Mental Tactics? 253 00:10:29,731 --> 00:10:30,864 You Want To Keep Your Opponent 254 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,031 Psychologically On Edge At All Times. 255 00:10:33,031 --> 00:10:35,198 You Want To Stare Him Down. 256 00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:36,664 Like The Evil Eye? 257 00:10:36,664 --> 00:10:39,331 No, Not The Evil Eye. 258 00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:41,331 The Eye Of The Wolf. 259 00:10:41,331 --> 00:10:43,331 It Lets Your Opponent Know 260 00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:45,998 He Isn't Competing Against Just Another Wrestler-- 261 00:10:45,998 --> 00:10:48,264 He's Doing Battle With An Animal. 262 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:49,698 All Right. 263 00:10:49,698 --> 00:10:50,964 Now Watch Me. 264 00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:53,031 The Eye Of The Wolf. 265 00:10:55,264 --> 00:10:56,598 You Try It. 266 00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:57,964 Okay. 267 00:10:59,164 --> 00:11:00,998 Right, Good. Now Growl. 268 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,564 ( Growling ) 269 00:11:02,564 --> 00:11:04,264 No, Like This: 270 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,231 ( Growling ) 271 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:06,798 Good. Louder. 272 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:07,864 Louder! 273 00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:08,964 ( Growling ) 274 00:11:08,964 --> 00:11:10,131 Louder! 275 00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:11,264 Hey, Hey, Hey! 276 00:11:11,264 --> 00:11:13,931 You Want To Come And Have Dinner 277 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:17,531 Or Should I Throw The Raw Meat Down There? 278 00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:19,264 We're Doing Some Drills. 279 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:21,131 We're Doing Reflexes Next. 280 00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,498 Don't Let Me Disturb You. 281 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:24,698 Good Reflexes Are Essential. 282 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:28,198 I Want You To Put Your Hands Out, Palms Up. 283 00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:31,198 Try To Slap My Hand Before I Move It. 284 00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:34,731 I Can't Do It. 285 00:11:34,731 --> 00:11:35,764 Few People Can. 286 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,098 You Were Supposed 287 00:11:37,098 --> 00:11:38,798 To Restore The Family Name. 288 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,331 Why Don't You Try It, Dad? 289 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:44,564 I Don't Think Your Father Should. 290 00:11:44,564 --> 00:11:45,598 Why Not? 291 00:11:45,598 --> 00:11:47,664 Well, With All Due Respect 292 00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:50,364 It's A Scientific Fact That With Age 293 00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:52,664 A Man's Reflexes Slow Down Considerably. 294 00:11:54,198 --> 00:11:55,531 Just A Minute. 295 00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:56,864 Hold... Hold On. 296 00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:58,131 Step Over Here. 297 00:12:00,398 --> 00:12:02,598 Now. 298 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:03,931 Okay, Come On. Get Them Out. 299 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,264 All Right. Now, You Hit Me. 300 00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:08,864 You Want Me To Hit Your Hand? 301 00:12:08,864 --> 00:12:10,131 Oh, Yes. 302 00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:11,598 Yes, Yes. 303 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,598 Just Get Them Out There. 304 00:12:13,598 --> 00:12:16,098 Okay, Here We Go. 305 00:12:24,864 --> 00:12:26,198 That's One, Dad. 306 00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:28,531 You Weren't Ready For That. 307 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,531 No, I Wasn't Ready For It. 308 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:32,531 Come On. Here We Go. 309 00:12:35,198 --> 00:12:36,531 Ee Jee Ee Jee. 310 00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:40,664 That's Two. 311 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,331 What Are You Doing? 312 00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:47,331 We're Doing A Reflex Test, Of Which I Have None. 313 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,731 Elvin, You Better Get Ready To Go. 314 00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:50,664 Where? 315 00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:52,964 Peter Mcnair Goes On At 8:00. 316 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,331 Remember, The Experimental Theater? 317 00:12:54,331 --> 00:12:55,598 I Can't. 318 00:12:55,598 --> 00:12:57,731 I Promised Theo My Help. 319 00:12:57,731 --> 00:13:01,764 But We Drove All The Way From Princeton To See This. 320 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,764 I Know How Much This Event Means To You 321 00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:06,698 But I'm Willing To Miss It. 322 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,831 That Should Show It's Important I Work With Theo. 323 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,131 Elvin... 324 00:13:12,131 --> 00:13:13,698 Elvin: Yes, Sondra? 325 00:13:13,698 --> 00:13:18,031 If You Think It's More Important For You To Stay Here With Theo-- 326 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,298 Then I'll Understand. 327 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,464 Elvin: It Is, Muffin, It Really Is. 328 00:13:22,464 --> 00:13:25,431 Okay, Then You Really Should Stay. 329 00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:26,631 Thank You. 330 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,431 Sondra: Dad... 331 00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:31,731 Would You Like To See Peter Mcnair? 332 00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:32,698 See Who? 333 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:34,031 Peter Mcnair. 334 00:13:34,031 --> 00:13:35,698 He's A Performance Artist. 335 00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:38,631 He Combines Acting With Painting And Music. 336 00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,164 Will There Be Jazz? 337 00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,664 I'm Sure There Will Be Some. 338 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,131 Okay, Sure. 339 00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:45,698 It Will Be Fun. 340 00:13:45,698 --> 00:13:46,831 Thank You. 341 00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:48,464 Thank You. 342 00:13:48,464 --> 00:13:50,331 Bye, Elvin. 343 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,431 Bye, Muffin. 344 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,531 Okay, Theo, Let's Get Back To Work. 345 00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:55,764 With Four Sisters, I Never Realized 346 00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:58,831 How Much I Missed Not Having A Big Brother. 347 00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:03,564 Well, If Your Sister And I Keep Getting Along Like We Have Been 348 00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:07,498 I Think You Might Be Getting A Big Brother-In-Law. 349 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,531 Are You Serious? 350 00:14:09,531 --> 00:14:11,131 ( Growling ) 351 00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:13,598 All Right! 352 00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:15,364 Aah! 353 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,897 Vanessa, I'm Finished With My Letter. 354 00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:26,897 Oh, Good. 355 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,264 Let Me Read It. 356 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:29,597 Don't Wrinkle It. 357 00:14:31,731 --> 00:14:32,897 Well... 358 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,031 What's Wrong Now? 359 00:14:34,031 --> 00:14:36,331 For One Thing, You Signed "Love, Rudy." 360 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:37,097 So? 361 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:38,431 In The Body 362 00:14:38,431 --> 00:14:40,131 You've Already Stated "I Love You." 363 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:43,197 There Are Many Ways To Close A Letter-- 364 00:14:43,197 --> 00:14:46,131 "As Always," "Warmest Regards," "Respectfully Yours." 365 00:14:46,131 --> 00:14:47,231 Use One Of Those. 366 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:48,731 This Is Like Homework. 367 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:52,297 I'll Just Put Him In A Half Nelson. 368 00:14:52,297 --> 00:14:54,631 Not Before Your Opponent Is On The Mat. 369 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,964 If He Has A Good Step-Over Maneuver 370 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,964 He Can Escape. 371 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:58,964 Not My Half Nelson. 372 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,364 Anybody's Half Nelson. 373 00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:02,597 Every Move Has A Counter-Move. 374 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,464 I'd Counter By Pinning You. 375 00:15:04,464 --> 00:15:05,297 No Way. 376 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:07,031 I'd Pin You In A Second. 377 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:07,931 Theo. 378 00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:09,031 Here We Are. 379 00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:09,964 Wrestle Here? 380 00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:11,197 Here And Now. 381 00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:12,997 Shouldn't We Go Down To The Basement? 382 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:14,864 There's Too Much Junk Down There. 383 00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:16,031 Or Are You A... 384 00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,697 ( Clucking Like A Chicken ) 385 00:15:18,697 --> 00:15:21,164 Let's Move The Furniture. 386 00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:22,431 Come On, Elvin! 387 00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:24,597 Theo, Use The Atomic Forearm! 388 00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:26,431 Cliff: Hey, Hey, Hey! 389 00:15:26,431 --> 00:15:28,464 Sondra: Elvin! 390 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:31,097 Couldn't You Find Anything On Television? 391 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,597 We Were Just Practicing. 392 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:34,097 Theo, You Would Have Won 393 00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:36,631 If You Used The Atomic Forearm. 394 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,597 I Don't Need The Atomic Anything. 395 00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:40,597 I'm An Invincible Monster Man. 396 00:15:40,597 --> 00:15:43,131 You Mean A Monster Jellyhead. 397 00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:45,864 ( Growling ) ( Scream ) 398 00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:47,431 Theo's Doing Really Terrific. 399 00:15:47,431 --> 00:15:48,564 I'm Looking Forward 400 00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:50,697 To Seeing Him Wrestle Tomorrow Night. 401 00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:51,764 Elvin? 402 00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:52,764 Yes, Sondra. 403 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,464 You'll Be Where Tomorrow Night? 404 00:15:54,464 --> 00:15:55,797 At The Wrestling Tournament. 405 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,097 Tomorrow Night We're Seeing 406 00:15:57,097 --> 00:15:59,297 Peter Mcnair And His New Age Orchestra. 407 00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:01,931 I Know. Maybe Your Dad Would Like To Go. 408 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,664 No, He Wouldn't. 409 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,097 It's Going To Be Really Good. 410 00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:08,164 That's Right. 411 00:16:08,164 --> 00:16:10,331 His Whole Orchestra Is Showing Up. 412 00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,997 You Got To See It. 413 00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:13,831 He'll Be There 414 00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:17,264 And They Have All Their Starter Pistols Ready To Go. 415 00:16:17,264 --> 00:16:19,364 Let's Go To The Wrestling Match. 416 00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:21,431 Peter Mcnair's On A National Tour. 417 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,664 We'll Catch Him When He Comes Back 418 00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:24,797 To New York. 419 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:25,764 I Don't Know. 420 00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:27,897 Muffin, It's Your Brother. 421 00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,764 Okay, I'll Go. 422 00:16:29,764 --> 00:16:31,431 Thank You, Muffin. 423 00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:35,297 But It's A Shame To Waste Those Tickets. 424 00:16:35,297 --> 00:16:37,331 Who Can We Give Them To? 425 00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:46,264 Dad, Do You Know Any Friends You Could Give The Tickets To? 426 00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:49,097 Yes, And If I Give Them To Them 427 00:16:49,097 --> 00:16:51,931 They Won't Be My Friends Anymore. 428 00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:55,697 Who Are You Calling Now? 429 00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:56,531 Mommy. 430 00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:57,531 I Thought 431 00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:59,764 You Were Writing Her A Letter. 432 00:16:59,764 --> 00:17:01,497 No, Come On Now. 433 00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:05,331 I Thought You Were Going To Write Her A Letter. 434 00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:06,664 It's Too Hard. 435 00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:08,897 What Do You Mean, "It's Too Hard"? 436 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:12,864 I Don't Know Anything About Greetings And Salivations. 437 00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:15,097 What? 438 00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:16,797 You Know, Salivations. 439 00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:20,531 "Dear So-And-So," And "Respectably Yours." 440 00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:23,431 Now Who Told You About This? 441 00:17:23,431 --> 00:17:24,731 Vanessa. 442 00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:27,164 She Wants Me To Write An Adult's Letter 443 00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:29,131 But I'm Only In Second Grade. 444 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,431 Here's What I'm Going To Do. 445 00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:34,197 I'll Just Do This One Time For You. 446 00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:38,764 Tell Me What You Want To Say And I'll Write It For You. 447 00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:40,264 I Don't Think So. 448 00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:43,764 Mommy Says Your Handwriting Is Like Chicken Scratches. 449 00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:54,597 The Winner And Still Undefeated! 450 00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,931 Thank You, One. Thank You, All. 451 00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,497 I'm Glad You Won, But I Thought It Was Boring. 452 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:04,497 Nobody Wore Masks Or Capes Or Hit Anyone With A Chair. 453 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:05,331 I Loved It. 454 00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:06,197 You Did? 455 00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:08,164 Yes, It Was So Expressive. 456 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:09,997 Two Wills Locked In Conflict. 457 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,331 It Symbolized The Struggle Of All Men. 458 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,764 Exactly. That's Why I Love The Sport. 459 00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:17,497 It's Not Just The Struggle Between Two Men. 460 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,997 It's The Ultimate Struggle-- 461 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,064 Man's Attempt To Control His Fate. 462 00:18:21,064 --> 00:18:23,797 I'm So Glad You Talked Me Into Going. 463 00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:26,364 I Feel Enlightened By The Whole Experience. 464 00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:28,731 Only A Mind As Beautiful As Yours 465 00:18:28,731 --> 00:18:30,764 Could Allow Itself To Be Enlightened. 466 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:31,931 Oh, Elvin. 467 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:41,931 Would You Like To Join Me In A Soda, My Little Muffin? 468 00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,497 Yes, My Little Croissant. 469 00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:55,431 Listen, I Don't Know What They Saw 470 00:18:55,431 --> 00:19:00,564 But I Know I Saw My Son Jump On That Mat And Growl. 471 00:19:00,564 --> 00:19:04,164 The Next Thing I Knew, He Had Pinned The Guy. 472 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,831 I'm Proud Of You. 473 00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:06,897 Thanks, Dad. 474 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:09,097 I Like Winning. It Feels Great. 475 00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:10,331 Yes, Indeed. 476 00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:13,597 How Did You Feel When You Lost Your Matches? 477 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:18,164 First Of All, Let Me Explain. 478 00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:20,764 I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. 479 00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:22,997 The Coach Didn't Give Me Any Techniques. 480 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:26,631 I Went Out On The Mat, I Looked At The Guy. 481 00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:30,097 The Next Thing I Knew, My Face Was On The Mat. 482 00:19:30,097 --> 00:19:32,164 I Was Getting Burns All Over. 483 00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:35,364 Then The Guy Stood Up And It Was Over. 484 00:19:35,364 --> 00:19:37,564 It Must Have Been Terrible. 485 00:19:37,564 --> 00:19:40,764 Well, Yes And No. 486 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:44,364 Because After It Was All Over-- 487 00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:49,764 After I Showered And I Came Out With Burn Marks All Over 488 00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:52,431 Strawberries On The Cheekbones-- 489 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:55,031 Your Mother Was Standing There. 490 00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:56,897 And She... 491 00:19:56,897 --> 00:20:02,097 She Kissed This Mark Here And She Kissed That One. 492 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:05,431 Then She'd Slide Her Arms Around My Waist 493 00:20:05,431 --> 00:20:09,964 And Say, "You're Still A Winner To Me." 494 00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,364 So, Listen. 495 00:20:12,364 --> 00:20:16,597 I Was One Of The Happiest Losers Anybody Ever Wanted To Meet. 496 00:20:17,897 --> 00:20:21,564 Did You Two Have Little Nicknames For Each Other? 497 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,931 Yeah. 498 00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,531 Did You Call Her Anything? 499 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:36,131 I Called Her Lum-Lum. 500 00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:39,031 Lum-Lum? 501 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,664 Lum-Lum. 502 00:20:40,664 --> 00:20:42,031 What Did She Call You? 503 00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:46,697 Cakes. 504 00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:51,831 Cupcake? Beefcake? 505 00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:57,331 Babycakes. 506 00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:02,231 See You Later... 507 00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:03,764 Babycakes. 33193

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