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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:02,759 Hi, Rudy. 2 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:03,827 Hi, Mommy. 3 00:01:03,827 --> 00:01:05,363 I Didn't Do It. 4 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,236 Are You Telling Me The Truth? 5 00:01:13,236 --> 00:01:15,172 Rudy, Why Did You Do This? 6 00:01:15,172 --> 00:01:19,276 I Wanted To See If Daddy Could Look Like A Woman. 7 00:01:20,359 --> 00:01:24,014 Well, He Doesn't Look Too Bad. 8 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:28,359 Cliff? 9 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:36,760 Cliff... 10 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,829 Hey. How You Doing? 11 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:40,664 Oh, Fine. 12 00:01:40,664 --> 00:01:42,265 What You Laughing At? 13 00:01:42,265 --> 00:01:45,360 Cliff, You Are So Beautiful. 14 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,171 And You're Beautiful, Too. 15 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:51,208 You Are Really Beautiful. 16 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:54,044 Go To The Mirror And Look. 17 00:01:55,045 --> 00:01:56,079 Why? 18 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:57,914 Just... Go Look. 19 00:01:57,914 --> 00:01:59,149 I Don't Have To. 20 00:01:59,149 --> 00:02:03,053 !I Want You To See The New And Improved You. 21 00:02:22,358 --> 00:02:26,361 And Who Do I Have To Thank For This? 22 00:02:26,361 --> 00:02:28,879 Me. Are You Mad? 23 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:32,983 No. Why Did You Choose My Face To Express Yourself? 24 00:02:32,983 --> 00:02:34,051 I'm Sorry. 25 00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:36,720 Where Did You Get This Makeup, Rudy? 26 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,221 It's Vanessa's. 27 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:40,361 This Is Vanessa's Makeup? 28 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,827 Yes. I Got It Out Of Her School Bag. 29 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:46,366 I Think I'll Have A Talk With Vanessa. 30 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,364 I'll Join You. 31 00:02:47,364 --> 00:02:49,733 No, This Isn't The Right Time 32 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:52,803 For Vanessa To See The New And Improved You. 33 00:02:52,803 --> 00:02:54,271 Daddy? 34 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,364 Yes. 35 00:02:56,364 --> 00:02:58,363 You Look Good. 36 00:03:02,079 --> 00:03:03,367 (Knocking) 37 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,881 Come In. 38 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:07,358 Hello, Vanessa. 39 00:03:07,358 --> 00:03:08,365 Hi, Mom. 40 00:03:08,365 --> 00:03:10,053 How Are You? 41 00:03:10,053 --> 00:03:11,988 Great. How Are You? 42 00:03:11,988 --> 00:03:13,365 Oh, I'm Fine. 43 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:16,366 Rudy Found This In Your Book Bag. 44 00:03:18,895 --> 00:03:20,297 She Did? 45 00:03:20,297 --> 00:03:21,798 Mm-Hmm. 46 00:03:21,798 --> 00:03:23,300 Mom, Talk To Her. 47 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,168 She Always Goes Through My Things. 48 00:03:25,168 --> 00:03:26,937 It's An Invasion Of Privacy. 49 00:03:26,937 --> 00:03:29,359 Do You Know What's In Here? 50 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:33,110 Well... 51 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,244 Vanessa? 52 00:03:35,245 --> 00:03:36,365 It's Makeup. 53 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:40,984 The Rule In This House Is No Makeup Until You're 15. 54 00:03:40,984 --> 00:03:42,753 Fifteen?! 55 00:03:42,753 --> 00:03:46,056 Vanessa, You Knew That. 56 00:03:46,056 --> 00:03:48,692 But You Never Said It To Me. 57 00:03:48,692 --> 00:03:51,161 I Am Now. You Don't Need Makeup. 58 00:03:51,161 --> 00:03:54,359 You're Putting It On So You Can Look Older. 59 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,933 Why Are You Trying To Grow Up So Fast? 60 00:03:56,933 --> 00:03:58,301 Mom, I'm Not. 61 00:03:58,301 --> 00:03:59,669 I'm 13 Years Old. 62 00:03:59,669 --> 00:04:01,204 I'm Practically A Woman. 63 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:04,775 You Are Not A Woman. You Are A Child. 64 00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:06,710 I'm A Young Woman. 65 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,678 You Are An Old Child. 66 00:04:08,678 --> 00:04:10,747 Aren't I At Least A Beginning Woman? 67 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:13,363 Okay, Vanessa, You Are A Beginning Woman. 68 00:04:13,363 --> 00:04:14,684 I Need Practice. 69 00:04:14,684 --> 00:04:17,921 And At 15 You Will Get All The Practice You Need. 70 00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:21,291 That Was The Rule For Sondra, Denise 71 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:22,360 And Now For You. 72 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:25,360 When Denise And Sondra Were 13, Things Were Different. 73 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,358 The "Earthy" Look Was In-- 74 00:04:27,358 --> 00:04:28,999 Sloppy Clothes, No Makeup. 75 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:31,034 But Now Everybody Wears Makeup. 76 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:32,068 I Don't Care. 77 00:04:32,068 --> 00:04:35,138 Mother, All Of My Friends Are Wearing Makeup. 78 00:04:35,138 --> 00:04:37,741 Rebecca's Mother Let's Her Wear Makeup. 79 00:04:37,741 --> 00:04:39,358 I Am Not Rebecca's Mother. 80 00:04:39,358 --> 00:04:42,012 If You Want To Live With Her Rules 81 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:43,847 Go Live In Her House. 82 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:45,365 No Makeup. Is That Clear? 83 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,084 Yes, Mom. 84 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:49,362 Good. 85 00:04:49,362 --> 00:04:51,366 Life Is So Hard! 86 00:04:53,156 --> 00:04:54,324 I Know. 87 00:04:54,324 --> 00:04:56,860 And You're Just A Beginning Woman. 88 00:05:06,002 --> 00:05:07,358 Ah, Smells Good! 89 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:08,358 Thank You. 90 00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:09,358 Vegetable Stock. 91 00:05:09,358 --> 00:05:11,708 I'm Going To Poach The Fish In It. 92 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:14,744 You Need Something With A Little Zest In There. 93 00:05:14,744 --> 00:05:15,846 No, Cliff. 94 00:05:15,846 --> 00:05:21,366 It Needs Cliff's Down-Home, Good-Enough-To-Eat-By-Itself 95 00:05:21,366 --> 00:05:26,823 But-Tastes-Even-Better-With The Lemon Fish Sauce. 96 00:05:28,191 --> 00:05:30,660 Are You Putting Anything Weird In This? 97 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:33,367 No. Just Some Lemon And Sawdust. 98 00:05:35,065 --> 00:05:36,361 Cliff... 99 00:05:36,361 --> 00:05:37,801 I'm Just Kidding. 100 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:40,364 What Happened With You And Miss Vanessa? 101 00:05:40,364 --> 00:05:43,840 At 13, I Was Just Like That. 102 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,841 Really? 103 00:05:44,841 --> 00:05:45,942 Drove My Mother Crazy. 104 00:05:45,942 --> 00:05:47,711 I Wanted To Wear Makeup. 105 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:49,980 Why Is It Always Like That? 106 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,716 When We're 13, We Want To Be 16. 107 00:05:52,716 --> 00:05:55,358 When We're 16, We Want To Be 18. 108 00:05:55,358 --> 00:05:57,921 When We're 18, We Can't Wait Until We're 21. 109 00:05:57,921 --> 00:05:59,365 Never Had That Problem. 110 00:06:01,358 --> 00:06:06,830 All I Wanted To Do Was Just Enjoy The Age I Was. 111 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:09,132 You Never Wanted To Be Older? 112 00:06:09,132 --> 00:06:10,362 No, Indeed. 113 00:06:10,362 --> 00:06:15,138 Then Why Is It That When You Were 16 Years Old 114 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:17,874 You Dressed In One Of Your Father's Suits 115 00:06:17,874 --> 00:06:20,677 With A Hat Pulled Down Over One Eye 116 00:06:20,677 --> 00:06:23,813 And A Sad Little Mustache Penciled In? 117 00:06:23,813 --> 00:06:27,050 That Had Nothing To Do With Looking Old. 118 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:29,360 I Wanted To Look Like Duke Ellington. 119 00:06:30,362 --> 00:06:32,822 You Were Cute. 120 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:33,361 Really? 121 00:06:33,361 --> 00:06:34,362 Oh, Yes. 122 00:06:34,362 --> 00:06:37,861 I Still Have That Hat Upstairs In The Room. 123 00:06:37,861 --> 00:06:39,896 You Should Wear It Later. 124 00:06:39,896 --> 00:06:42,362 I Think I Can Find The Suit, Too. 125 00:06:42,362 --> 00:06:45,835 You Won't Need The Suit. 126 00:06:47,804 --> 00:06:50,362 I Said, "Later." 127 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:57,358 Daddy, Can I Have A Lemon? 128 00:06:57,358 --> 00:06:58,364 Why? 129 00:06:58,364 --> 00:06:59,950 I Want To Eat It. 130 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:02,152 Really? This Is A Lemon. 131 00:07:02,152 --> 00:07:03,360 I Know That. 132 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,121 Aren't You Thinking About Oranges? 133 00:07:05,121 --> 00:07:07,324 No, I'm Thinking Of Lemons. 134 00:07:07,324 --> 00:07:08,358 Okay. 135 00:07:12,896 --> 00:07:14,998 Mmm, Refreshing. 136 00:07:16,365 --> 00:07:19,903 Rudy, Go Upstairs And Wash Up For Dinner. 137 00:07:19,903 --> 00:07:20,904 All Right. 138 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:23,039 That's Your Child. 139 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:24,007 I Know. 140 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:26,242 Have You Seen The Fire Extinguishers? 141 00:07:26,242 --> 00:07:27,978 Why, Son, Is There A Fire? 142 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:30,246 No, I Need To Find The Extinguishers. 143 00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:32,983 In Our Health Class, We're Studying Fire Prevention. 144 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:35,719 I Have To Draw A Plan Of The House 145 00:07:35,719 --> 00:07:39,089 Showing Where We Keep The Fire Extinguishers And Smoke Alarms. 146 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:40,361 That's A Good Assignment. 147 00:07:40,361 --> 00:07:43,367 I Found The Smoke Alarms, But No Fire Extinguishers. 148 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:45,795 Well, They're In The House. 149 00:07:45,795 --> 00:07:47,363 I Bought Them. 150 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:48,999 Where Are They? 151 00:07:48,999 --> 00:07:50,361 Well... Um... 152 00:07:50,361 --> 00:07:52,969 There's One In Each Car. 153 00:07:52,969 --> 00:07:54,971 And Then, Uh... 154 00:07:54,971 --> 00:07:59,209 In A Fire, You Would Not Have Time To Stop And Think. 155 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:02,045 You Should Know Exactly Where The Fire Extinguishers Are. 156 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:05,048 Yeah, Well, I Know Where They Are 157 00:08:05,048 --> 00:08:07,317 Because I Move Them Around 158 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:11,888 So That The Fire Doesn't Know Where They Are. 159 00:08:11,888 --> 00:08:14,090 Dad, This Is Serious. 160 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:17,060 As An Authority Figure Of This House 161 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:20,367 You Should Make Every Effort To Understand Fire Safety. 162 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,360 Theo Is Right. We Should Know More About This. 163 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,868 I Know Fire Safety. 164 00:08:24,868 --> 00:08:27,237 That's What A Lot Of People Think. 165 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:28,972 Let Me Ask You This. 166 00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:30,006 "True Or False: 167 00:08:30,006 --> 00:08:32,008 "If A Grease Fire Breaks Out 168 00:08:32,008 --> 00:08:33,943 You Should Throw Water On It Immediately." 169 00:08:33,943 --> 00:08:35,845 True. 170 00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:37,781 Wrong, Dad. 171 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:40,183 Water Will Spread A Grease Fire. 172 00:08:40,183 --> 00:08:41,360 I Knew That. 173 00:08:43,362 --> 00:08:44,954 You Knew That? 174 00:08:44,954 --> 00:08:47,724 I Did Know That. You Use Baking Soda. 175 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:48,958 That's Good, Mom. 176 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:50,359 Or You Can Use 177 00:08:50,359 --> 00:08:53,163 A Chemical-Based Fire Extinguisher. 178 00:08:54,362 --> 00:08:57,067 Okay, Ask Me Another Question. 179 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,234 "On Electrical Fires 180 00:08:58,234 --> 00:09:00,365 You Should Always Use A Fire Extinguisher." 181 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:03,940 There You Go. Always Use A Fire Extinguisher. 182 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:07,243 Wrong, Dad. 183 00:09:07,243 --> 00:09:08,878 Wrong, What? 184 00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:11,365 Some Fire Extinguishers Are Water-Based. 185 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:12,882 I Knew That, Too. 186 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:22,258 You Can Know Everything After The Answer Has Been Given. 187 00:09:22,258 --> 00:09:23,363 Give Me This. 188 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,695 I'll Ask You A Question, Okay? 189 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,097 Okay. 190 00:09:27,097 --> 00:09:31,734 "What Are The Three Most Important Things 191 00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:36,739 You Should Do To Maintain Your Smoke Alarm?" 192 00:09:36,739 --> 00:09:37,907 One: Test It. 193 00:09:37,907 --> 00:09:38,367 Okay. 194 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:42,045 Two: Charge The Batteries At Least Every Year. 195 00:09:42,045 --> 00:09:45,115 And Three: Vacuum The Alarm Every Three Months 196 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:48,852 To Make Sure It's Free From Dust Particles. 197 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:51,221 Wrong! 198 00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:52,255 No, Dad. 199 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:53,957 It's Wrong! It's Wrong! 200 00:09:53,957 --> 00:09:55,325 Sounded Right To Me. 201 00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:57,358 Oh, Sure. It Sounded Right To You. 202 00:09:57,358 --> 00:10:00,230 It Would Be A Good Idea 203 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:02,999 If This Family Had A Fire Drill. 204 00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:04,100 I Agree. 205 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,169 Just Have It After Dinner. 206 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,138 It Has To Be A Surprise. 207 00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:09,205 No, Son. 208 00:10:09,205 --> 00:10:11,360 There's An Old Roman Saying: 209 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:17,247 "By Age, Not By Knowledge, Do You Acquire Wisdom." 210 00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:18,214 Cliff? 211 00:10:18,214 --> 00:10:19,015 Yes, Dear. 212 00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:20,367 Wrong! 213 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,365 Wrong Again? 214 00:10:22,365 --> 00:10:24,053 Wrong Again. 215 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,361 The Saying Is: 216 00:10:25,361 --> 00:10:29,659 "Not By Age, But By Knowledge Is Wisdom Acquired." 217 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:30,760 Thanks, Mom. 218 00:10:33,364 --> 00:10:39,969 Why Do You Always Pick On Me? 219 00:10:39,969 --> 00:10:41,237 I'm Sorry. 220 00:10:41,237 --> 00:10:42,360 Sorry? 221 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,707 I'm Going To Move Someplace 222 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:47,877 Where People Won't Make Fun Of Me. 223 00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:50,364 You Better Go Alone. 224 00:10:56,953 --> 00:10:58,359 What About Eye Shadow? 225 00:10:58,359 --> 00:10:59,360 Nope. 226 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360 How About Blush? 227 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,257 Uh-Uh. 228 00:11:01,257 --> 00:11:02,859 Not Even Blush? 229 00:11:02,859 --> 00:11:05,362 She Said I Can't Wear Any Makeup. 230 00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:07,363 It's The Worst Day Of Your Life. 231 00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:11,134 Rebecca, This Isn't The End. It's A New Beginning. 232 00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:12,068 For What? 233 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,736 My Earthy Look. 234 00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:15,939 Vanessa, You Can't Walk Around Like That. 235 00:11:15,939 --> 00:11:17,106 Like What? 236 00:11:17,106 --> 00:11:18,841 With Your Face Naked. 237 00:11:19,842 --> 00:11:21,778 We Did It Last Year. 238 00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,246 We Were Only 12. 239 00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:25,315 We Didn't Have Our Look Together Yet. 240 00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,950 My Mom Was Serious. 241 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,286 She Said She Doesn't Want To See Me In Makeup. 242 00:11:30,286 --> 00:11:33,022 She Doesn't Want To See You, And She Won't. 243 00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:34,123 You're Here. 244 00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:36,025 That Is Not What She Meant. 245 00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,358 That's What She Said. 246 00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:39,364 Technically, You're Doing What She Said. 247 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,130 I Don't Think So, Rebecca. 248 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:43,360 Look At This-- "Ravishing Raspberry." 249 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,968 I Don't Know, Rebecca. 250 00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:47,103 It's Made By An Italian Princess 251 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:48,905 Who Has A Famous Dermatology Firm 252 00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:50,359 In New Jersey. 253 00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:51,363 Really? 254 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:56,212 This Has Dehydrated Raspberries And Real Italian Mud. 255 00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:00,049 And Since It's Made With Raspberries 256 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:02,218 It Doesn't Really Count As Makeup, Right? 257 00:12:02,218 --> 00:12:03,286 Right. 258 00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:05,054 Okay, I'll Try A Little. 259 00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,362 You'll Feel Much Better. 260 00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,038 What You Doing, Theo? 261 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,921 I'm Cleaning The Smoke Alarm. 262 00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:20,721 How Come? 263 00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:22,523 Well, It's Because... 264 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,593 What's Wrong? 265 00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,862 Your Face. 266 00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,044 What About It? 267 00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:31,432 You've Got Junk Around Your Eyes. 268 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,868 I Do? 269 00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,043 Yeah. 270 00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,040 Oh, No! 271 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,742 Vanessa, Are You Wearing Makeup? 272 00:12:41,742 --> 00:12:44,038 I Thought I Got It Off. 273 00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:48,041 Vanessa, You Know You're Not Supposed To Wear Makeup. 274 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,885 I'll Get Some Cream. Mom Will Kill Me. 275 00:12:50,885 --> 00:12:53,821 You Can't. Mom's Up There. 276 00:12:53,821 --> 00:12:54,989 Use The Sink. 277 00:12:54,989 --> 00:12:56,757 I Can't. It's Waterproof. 278 00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:59,927 I Could Vacuum It Off. 279 00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:01,696 You've Got To Help Me. 280 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:04,045 Go Upstairs And Get Some Cold Cream. 281 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,038 For $5.00. 282 00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:08,043 This Is No Time To Play Around. 283 00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:09,704 Okay, I'll Do It. 284 00:13:09,704 --> 00:13:10,705 Thank You. 285 00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,444 Vanessa? 286 00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,047 Vanessa, Come Here. 287 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,848 Hi, Mom. 288 00:13:22,383 --> 00:13:26,039 You Know I Don't Like You Wearing Sunglasses In The House. 289 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,039 Okay. 290 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,040 Vanessa? 291 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,038 Vanessa, Come Down Here, Please. 292 00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:35,963 Look At Me. 293 00:13:38,039 --> 00:13:39,800 Mm-Mm-Mmm. 294 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,038 When A Person Takes Off Her Sunglasses 295 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:47,575 It's Amazing What You Can See Around Her Eyes. 296 00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:49,944 Mom, Could I Say One Thing? 297 00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:50,745 Mm-Hmm. 298 00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:53,347 I Didn't Plan To Put Makeup On. 299 00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:57,351 I Was Talking To Rebecca, And Suddenly I Was Wearing It. 300 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:58,786 It's Like Temporary Insanity. 301 00:13:58,786 --> 00:14:01,522 If You Look At My Record 302 00:14:01,522 --> 00:14:04,358 You'll See I've Never Done Anything Like This 303 00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:06,527 And I'll Never Do This Again. 304 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:07,428 Finished? 305 00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:10,798 If You Think Of What I Could Have Been Doing 306 00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,038 Vanessa. This Is Nothing... 307 00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,039 Mom... 308 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,736 You Should Know That Every Word You Say 309 00:14:15,736 --> 00:14:18,038 Is Only Going To Make Me Angrier. 310 00:14:18,038 --> 00:14:19,043 Go Upstairs. 311 00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:21,044 Don't Come Down Until You're Called. 312 00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:22,044 Yes, Mom. 313 00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:25,846 One Hundred... 314 00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:27,581 Ninety-Nine... 315 00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:29,483 Ninety-Eight... 316 00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:31,038 Ninety-Seven... 317 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,687 You're Counting. Ninety-Six... 318 00:14:32,687 --> 00:14:34,622 Yes, I Am. Ninety-Five... 319 00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,041 Who Did It? 320 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,792 Vanessa. Ninety-Four... 321 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:38,359 What? 322 00:14:38,359 --> 00:14:40,494 After All We Went Through Yesterday 323 00:14:40,494 --> 00:14:42,797 She Showed Up Today Wearing Makeup. 324 00:14:42,797 --> 00:14:44,532 No, She Didn't. 325 00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:45,666 Yes, She Did. 326 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:46,867 I'm So Angry 327 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:50,004 I Told Her To Go Upstairs Until She's Called. 328 00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,772 Good Idea. 329 00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,045 Why Is It Always Like This When They're 13?! 330 00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,844 I've Been Through Three Girls 331 00:14:56,844 --> 00:15:00,848 And It's Always The Same Thing-- 13... Makeup. 332 00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:03,038 I Have Good News For You. 333 00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:06,354 You Only Have One More To Go-- Rudy. 334 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:11,042 When Rudy Turns 13, We Should Run Away From Home 335 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:14,495 Because I'll Be Too Old To Live Through This. 336 00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:18,038 Let's Bring Rudy Down Here Now, Put Makeup On Her 337 00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:20,000 And Start Yelling At Her. 338 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,536 (Knocking) 339 00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:23,938 (Sigh) 340 00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:25,040 Come In. 341 00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:28,038 What Happened? 342 00:15:28,038 --> 00:15:28,909 Nothing. 343 00:15:28,909 --> 00:15:30,478 She Let You Off? 344 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:33,046 No, She Said To Wait Here Until I'm Called. 345 00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,046 Whoa! 346 00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:35,983 What? 347 00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:38,853 She's So Mad She Needs Time To Cool Off. 348 00:15:38,853 --> 00:15:40,038 She Is? 349 00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,556 Yup. She Did It With Me Once. 350 00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,860 It Was After I Put Her Watch In The Dishwasher. 351 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:49,563 I Wanted To See If It Was Waterproof Like The Commercial. 352 00:15:49,563 --> 00:15:51,632 When Did You Do That? 353 00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:53,901 When I Was 13. 354 00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:57,047 I Don't Think What I Did Is That Bad. 355 00:15:57,047 --> 00:16:01,038 She Told You Not To Wear Makeup, And You Did. 356 00:16:01,038 --> 00:16:02,510 She Never Told Me 357 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,513 I Couldn't Put Her Watch In The Dishwasher. 358 00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:06,881 (Knocking) 359 00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:10,885 (♪Humming The Theme From "Dragnet"♪) 360 00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,953 What's Going On? 361 00:16:12,953 --> 00:16:15,047 Nothing, Rudy. I Think You Should Leave. 362 00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:16,047 Why? 363 00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:18,038 Mom Caught Vanessa With Makeup. 364 00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:19,794 She's On Her Way Up. 365 00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:21,896 You're Not Supposed To Wear Makeup. 366 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,697 Rudy, Get Out, Okay? 367 00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:24,999 Rudy, You'd Better Go. 368 00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:27,501 When Are We Having The Fire Drill? 369 00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,038 Fire Drill-- Great Idea! 370 00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:30,404 Let's Have It Now. 371 00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:34,041 A Fire Drill Would Only Postpone Your Date With Doom. 372 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,410 (Authoritative Knocking) 373 00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,883 Rudy: Hi. 374 00:16:42,883 --> 00:16:45,786 Vanessa, We'd Like To Speak With You. 375 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:48,422 Good Luck. 376 00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:49,957 Rudy, Please Leave. 377 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,860 Aw, Mom, You Always Say That. 378 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,695 We Always Mean It. 379 00:16:56,831 --> 00:16:58,046 Could I Say One Thing? 380 00:16:58,046 --> 00:17:00,000 One Short Thing. 381 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,605 I Did It, I'm Sorry... And I Should Be Punished. 382 00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:08,375 We Know It, We Accept, And You Will Be. 383 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:12,446 I Just Have To Say This-- It Wasn't My Fault. 384 00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:14,448 It Wasn't Your Fault? No. 385 00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:17,518 I Went To School Saying, "I Won't Wear Makeup." 386 00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,920 Then Rebecca Says I Really Need It. 387 00:17:19,984 --> 00:17:22,648 We're Not Here To Talk About Makeup. 388 00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:23,644 You're Not? 389 00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:25,644 We're Here To Talk About Rules. 390 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:29,644 Your Father And I Expect You To Follow The Rules We Make. 391 00:17:29,644 --> 00:17:32,130 We're Not Trying To Spoil Your Fun. 392 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,652 We Make Rules Because We Think They're Good For You. 393 00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:37,201 Whether You Agree With Them Or Not 394 00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,970 A Rule Is A Rule. 395 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,305 You Were Told Not To Do Something 396 00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:42,974 And You Did It Anyway. 397 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,408 Don't Do That Again. 398 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:46,144 I Won't, Mom. 399 00:17:46,144 --> 00:17:47,643 Cliff, Anything To Add? 400 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:48,648 Yeah. 401 00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:50,047 See, I Think... 402 00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:52,049 I'm Sorry, Mom. 403 00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,151 I'm Sorry. 404 00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:55,219 I Know... 405 00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,220 See... 406 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,122 Clair: And I Love You... 407 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,643 But You're Grounded For A Year. 408 00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,129 A Year? 409 00:18:05,129 --> 00:18:08,266 I'll Settle For A Week. 410 00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:11,652 And That's All I Have To Say. 411 00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:23,643 Well, I Said Good Night To Vanessa. 412 00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,149 How Is She? 413 00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:27,185 Pitiful. 414 00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,643 I Don't Know Who Made Up Grounding 415 00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:32,290 But I'm Sure They Didn't Have Children. 416 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,643 The Next Time You And I Ground A Child 417 00:18:36,643 --> 00:18:39,130 We Do It At Somebody Else's House 418 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,265 And Leave The Child There. 419 00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:45,269 We've Survived Other Groundings. We'll Survive This One. 420 00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:47,371 I Hope So. 421 00:18:47,371 --> 00:18:49,643 (Theo Imitating Alarm Bell) 422 00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:51,175 Theo: Fire Drill! 423 00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,144 If You Hear The Alarm, Yell! 424 00:18:53,144 --> 00:18:54,212 I Hear It! 425 00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:56,080 Rudy And Vanessa:I Hear It! 426 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,643 Mom, Let's Go! 427 00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:58,646 Okay, Okay. 428 00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:00,051 Where's Dad? 429 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,644 He's In The Bathroom. 430 00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:03,087 Dad, Come On. 431 00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:04,643 Let's Go. Fire Drill. 432 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,643 Dad! Let's Go! 433 00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:09,643 (Imitating Alarm Bell) 434 00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,129 Cliff: What? 435 00:19:12,129 --> 00:19:14,131 Come On. Fire Drill. 436 00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:16,643 So What? 437 00:19:16,643 --> 00:19:20,137 Dad, You've Got To Leave The House. 438 00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:22,373 I'm Busy. 439 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:25,476 Dad, Come On. I'm Timing This. 440 00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:28,643 Is The House On Fire? 441 00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:31,449 When It Is, Let Me Know. 442 00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:33,517 Come On, Dad, I'm Serious. 443 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:38,122 How Come When Your Mother's In Here, No One Bothers Her? 444 00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:41,643 Every Time I'm In This Place,There's A Parade. 445 00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,428 Please Get Downstairs As Soon As You Can. 446 00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:46,430 Go Ahead. I Do Not Care. 447 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:49,166 What Are You Doing? 448 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,536 If There Was A Fire, You Wouldn't Be Inside. 449 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:53,643 It's Cold Outside. 450 00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:56,140 Can We Just Stand On The Stoop? 451 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,174 Sure. Let's Go. 452 00:19:57,174 --> 00:19:58,209 Where's Daddy? 453 00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,011 We Can't Wait For Him. 454 00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,012 Come On. 455 00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:05,643 Theo: Fifty-Four Seconds-- Not Bad For The First Try. 456 00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:06,643 Vanessa: I'm Cold. 457 00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,152 Clair: Theo, Open The Door. 458 00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:10,643 Okay. The Fire Drill Is Now Over. 459 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,056 Thank You. 460 00:20:12,056 --> 00:20:13,643 Theo, Use Your Key. 461 00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,092 My Key? Yes. 462 00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:18,162 You Did Bring Your Key? 463 00:20:18,162 --> 00:20:21,165 You Brought Us Out Here In The Cold 464 00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:23,643 And You Don't Have A Key?! 465 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:26,170 Quit Complaining. I Saved Your Life. 466 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,139 Let's Not Fight About This. 467 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,643 Ring The Doorbell. 468 00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:32,476 Your Father Will Come And Open This Door. 469 00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:34,111 (Doorbell) 470 00:20:34,111 --> 00:20:35,413 Cliff! 471 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,048 Dad! 472 00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:38,643 Come On, Dad! 473 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,351 Dad,We'reCold! 474 00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:41,485 Come On! 475 00:20:41,485 --> 00:20:42,643 Wait A Minute. 476 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,643 Let's Not Disturb The Entire Neighborhood. 477 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,643 Vanessa, Check The Back Door. 478 00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:48,643 Theo, Check The Basement Windows. 479 00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:51,962 You And I Will Check The Windows On This Floor. 480 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,465 Okay... 481 00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:59,236 I'll Make The Fire Drill Complete. 482 00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:01,651 Okay, I'm Here. 483 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:02,651 Clair: Cliff, Don't... 484 00:21:02,651 --> 00:21:03,974 (Slam) 485 00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,643 Oh, Cliff... 486 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,246 (Knocking) 31958

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