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The Troops
Are Snoring.
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Everything
Downstairs
Is Locked.
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Good.
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Cliff, This Planning
For Your Parents' 50th
Wedding Anniversary
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Has Started Me Thinking.
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We Have To Do Something
Really Special
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For Our 25th Anniversary.
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But Dear,
We've Been Married 22 Years.
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What About The 23rd Anniversary?
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You Just Don't Want To
Whisk By That.
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No, I Don't Want To Whisk By It.
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You Just Went
Right To The 25th.
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I Mean, You Had The 23rd
In Your Rearview Mirror.
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The 23rd Was Sitting
There On The Curb
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With His Head Down,
Just Saying
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"I Don't Know Why
She Doesn't Like Me."
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"Just Because
She Can't Divide Me By Five.
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"I Mean, I'm An Anniversary
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"And I'm A Good Anniversary
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So Don't Be Putting That '25'
In My Face."
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Cliff, I Agree.
Every Anniversary Is Special.
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That's Right.
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I'll Tell You Something Else--
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This 23rd Anniversary Will Be
The Best One You've Ever Had.
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Is This So?
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Absolutely.
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You Have Something
Planned?
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That Is Correct.
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Something Special.
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That Is Correct.
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What Is It?
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I Don't Have
To Tell You
Everything.
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Anna.
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I Must Have Dozed Off.
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Yes, You Did.
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What Time Is It?
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It's One Minute
Past Midnight.
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Tomorrow Is Today.
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And Today Is Our
Anniversary.
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That's Right.
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Happy...
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50th Anniversary.
50th Anniversary.
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This Is Jasmine.
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With A Little Nutmeg.
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Oh, Russell, You Devil.
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Why? Just Because
I Brought You Tea?
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You Brought Me Jasmine Tea
With Nutmeg On Our Wedding Night
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And You Know It.
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Yes, I Do.
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You Brought It Up To The Room
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And You Served It
On A Silver Tray
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With One Red Rose.
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I Was Pretty Romantic
That Night.
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Ooh... Yes You Were.
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Maybe This Time
I Get To Finish The Tea.
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Maybe Not.
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What Time
Is It, Dear?
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It's Five After Midnight.
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All Right.
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I'm Going To Call
Mother And Father
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And Wish Them
A Happy 50th Anniversary.
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Now? It's A Little Late,
Don't You Think?
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Yeah, You're Probably Right.
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They've Been Sleeping
A Long Time By Now.
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Listen!
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I Just Made Up My Mind.
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I Know Exactly What We'll Do
On The 23rd Wedding Anniversary.
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All Right,
Cliff.
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What Is It?
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First Of All
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We Get On The Plane
And We Fly To Paris.
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Meeting Us
At The Plane
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Is A Limousine
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And Behind The Limousine
Is A Truck.
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The Truck Is Empty.
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We Drive Into The Middle
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Where All Of The Shops
Happen To Be
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And I Give You
My Credit Card.
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The Truck Follows You
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As You Walk Up And Down
The Street
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Going In
And Out
Of Stores.
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When You Finish With That Card,
You Come Back To Me.
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I Give You Another Card.
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Now...
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You've Got A Truck
And A Limousine.
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We Then Go To A Private Airport.
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I Have A Plane That Is Rented.
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The Limousine And The Truck
Get Into This Plane.
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We Then Fly To Italy.
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The Truck, The Plane
And The Limousine Stay There
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While We Just Go
To The Trevi Fountain
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Take Our Shoes Off
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And Walk Around.
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Then We Go Back
To The Airport
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Where A Larger Plane Has
The Small Plane, The Limousine
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And The
Truck.
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Cliff, I Don't Need All That.
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You Don't?
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All I Need Is You.
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Aw...
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On Our 23rd
Wedding Anniversary...
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Uh-Huh.
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All I Need Is You.
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And That Trip To Paris.
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Cliff:
What Do
You Think?
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Rudy:
Looks Good.
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Thank You.
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Daddy?
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Uh-Huh?
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How Come It's Called
A "Golden" Anniversary?
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It's Called
A Golden Anniversary
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Because Gold Is A Very Rare
And Precious Metal
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And To Be Married 50 Years
Is Rare And Precious.
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I'm Going To Be Married
For 50 Years, Too.
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Are You?
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And Guess What Else?
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What?
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I'm Getting Married
When I'm 23.
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23.
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And I'm Going To Have
Two Children.
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One Will Be A Boy
And One Will Be A Girl.
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All Right.
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And I'll Have
A Dog Named Tiffany.
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And I'll Have A Husband
Named Bud.
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A Husband Named "Bud"?
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Bud What?
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Bud Huxtable.
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Look Who's Here,
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Hi, Denise!
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(Zrbbt)
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I Zrbbt You.
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Right!
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And I Zrbbt You...
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(Zrbbt)
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Too.
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How's School?
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It's Great.
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Where's Sondra And Elvin?
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They're Having A Discussion
On Where To Park.
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You Mean A Fight.
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I Took The Bus
To Princeton
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So I Could Have A Nice
Ride Home With Them.
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Big Mistake.
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They Fought The Entire Way.
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They Fought Over
Who Would Drive
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Which Highway To Take
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Where To Stop For Gas
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When To Stop For Gas
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Who Would Pump The Gas.
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You Have To Talk To Them.
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I Will.
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Where's Mom?
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In The Kitchen.
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I'm Going To Go Say Hi.
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Hi, Dad.
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How Are
You?
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Fine.
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Hi, Elvin.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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How's School?
Fine.
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How Was The Trip?
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Nice.
Nice.
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Really?
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It Was Wonderful--
A Lot Of Fun.
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Excellent.
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Probably The Best Trip
I Have Ever Had.
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How Can You Say That?
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Dad, You Might
As Well Know.
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It Was A Miserable Trip.
We Fought All The Way Home.
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Yes, Okay.
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We Decided Since We
Were Visiting My Family
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I'd Pay For Gas
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But He Wouldn't
Let Me Pump It.
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Dr. Huxtable,
That Is A Man's Job.
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Elvin, There's No Such Thing
As A "Man's Job."
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Why Couldn't I
Pump The Gas?
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It Wouldn't Look Right.
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I See.
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I Can't Pump Gas
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But You'll Have Me
Make You A Sandwich?
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That's Different.
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How?
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Pumping Gas Makes Your Hands
Dirty And Smelly.
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Women Should Not Smell
Like Gasoline.
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Women Should Smell Like...
Sandwiches.
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Elvin, That's
Ridiculous.
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No, It Isn't.
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Yes, It Is.
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No, It Isn't.
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Yes, It Is.
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May I Suggest Something?
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Sure, Dad.
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Why Don't You Get Away From
Each Other For About An Hour
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And Give Yourselves Time To
Think About Your Relationship
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And The Problems
That You're Having
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And Why You're
Bringing Them Here.
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All Right.
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I'll Just Go Upstairs
And Unpack.
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Have A Good Time,
Honey.
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Elvin.
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Yes.
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Elvin.
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Yes?
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(Sigh Of Exasperation)
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I Know, Sir.
I Get On Sondra's Nerves.
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You Get On Her Nerves
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You Get In Her Nerves
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You Get Around Her Nerves.
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I Know, Sir, But I'm Confused
About My Duties As A Man.
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Your Duties?
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What I'm Supposed To Do
And What I'm Not Supposed To Do.
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If I Offer To Take
Sondra's Luggage
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She Says,
"I Can Do This Myself."
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But If I Don't
Open A Door For Her
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She Gets Angry
And Calls Me Inconsiderate.
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00:10:00,089 --> 00:10:04,694
Please, Dr. Huxtable, Tell Me--
What Is My Job?
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00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:08,698
Your Job Is To Get Out.
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00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:12,764
Sir?
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00:10:12,764 --> 00:10:15,672
No. I Don't Mean
To Leave The House.
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Thank You.
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00:10:16,606 --> 00:10:17,574
I'm Saying
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00:10:17,574 --> 00:10:19,242
The Luggage Is There.
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00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:21,411
You Go To Pick It Up.
224
00:10:21,411 --> 00:10:25,582
She Says, "Elvin,
I Can Handle That Myself."
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00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:32,088
It's Time For You
To Go To The Door.
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You Go To Open The Door.
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00:10:34,257 --> 00:10:37,193
She Says,
"Elvin, I Can Do It Myself."
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You
Got It?
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00:10:40,296 --> 00:10:41,564
Dad?
Yes, Dear?
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00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:42,565
Oh, Hi, Elvin.
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00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:43,299
Hi, Vanessa.
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00:10:43,299 --> 00:10:46,269
Mom Needs Help With
A Jar That Won't Open.
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00:10:46,269 --> 00:10:47,537
I'll Do It.
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00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:48,767
Well, Thanks.
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00:10:50,139 --> 00:10:50,771
Elvin.
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00:11:00,772 --> 00:11:02,719
Hello, Mrs. Huxtable.
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00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:03,720
Hi, Elvin.
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00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,722
I Understand You're
Having Jar Trouble.
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00:11:05,722 --> 00:11:06,723
Allow Me.
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00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:08,763
It's Like Cement.
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00:11:08,763 --> 00:11:09,771
That's No Problem.
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00:11:09,771 --> 00:11:12,161
This Is One Job
I'm Not Confused About.
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00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:13,529
What Do You Mean?
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00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:15,498
This Is A Man's Job.
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00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:18,763
What's A Man's Job?
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00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:21,772
Opening A Jar
When A Woman Can't Do It.
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00:11:21,772 --> 00:11:24,707
Really?
I Didn't Know That.
248
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,645
My Hands Must Be
A Little Slippery.
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00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:31,280
Thank You.
250
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:35,764
Having Trouble, Elvin?
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00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,454
I'm Not Done Yet.
252
00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:39,455
You Know,
Elvin
253
00:11:39,455 --> 00:11:44,127
If Opening A Jar Is A Man's Job
And You Can't Do It...
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00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:57,763
Hey, Mom.
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00:11:57,763 --> 00:11:59,075
Sondra. Hi.
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00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:01,678
Hey.
257
00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,579
Hi.
Hi.
258
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,385
What Are You Doing?
259
00:12:09,385 --> 00:12:14,328
I'm Opening A Jar
For Your Mom.
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00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:16,848
He's Been Opening It
For Five Minutes.
261
00:12:16,848 --> 00:12:18,650
Well, Let Me Try.
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00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,985
I Can
Do It.
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00:12:19,985 --> 00:12:21,653
No, Come On, Elvin...
264
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,955
Sondra, I'm
Perfectly Capable...
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00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:48,322
There You Go, Mom.
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00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:48,785
Thanks, Sondra.
267
00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:49,806
You're A Real Man.
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00:13:00,576 --> 00:13:01,157
Cliff, Relax.
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00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,376
They'll Be Here
Any Minute.
270
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:04,177
Well, That's That.
271
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:05,178
How's It Going?
272
00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:06,380
We Finished The Salad.
273
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:11,378
Sondra And I Made A Vow
Not To Fight Tonight.
274
00:13:13,372 --> 00:13:14,378
We Discussed Things
275
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,956
And I Promised
To Be More Sensitive
276
00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:18,825
To The Way She Feels.
277
00:13:18,825 --> 00:13:20,372
I'm Happy For You.
278
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,695
All Set.
279
00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:25,372
I'll Help Out
In The Kitchen.
280
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,381
Wait, Sondra.
281
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:28,234
What, Elvin?
282
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:29,736
You Look Stunning.
283
00:13:29,736 --> 00:13:31,372
Thank You.
284
00:13:31,372 --> 00:13:34,674
That Dress Really
Accentuates Your Beauty.
285
00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:38,277
I've Never Seen You
Look So Radiant.
286
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,080
Elvin...
287
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:41,948
Yes?
288
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:46,686
This Is The Fourth Time
You've Seen Me In This Dress.
289
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:50,377
It Is?
290
00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:54,093
Obviously, The First Three Times
Meant Nothing To You.
291
00:13:54,093 --> 00:13:56,295
They Meant A Lot To Me.
292
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,297
I Just Don't Remember Them.
293
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,372
Elvin.
294
00:14:14,372 --> 00:14:15,715
I Know, Sir.
295
00:14:15,715 --> 00:14:17,050
I Didn't Go...
296
00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:20,787
No, No, No, No, No.
297
00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:28,377
Elvin, You Never, Never Say
You Didn't Remember.
298
00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:30,196
Never.
299
00:14:30,196 --> 00:14:30,997
Never.
300
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,377
Uh-Uh.
301
00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:33,700
Okay.
302
00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:39,739
How Long Do You Think
That Relationship Will Last?
303
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:41,307
Forever.
304
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,375
(Doorbell)
305
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,374
Who Is It?
306
00:14:47,374 --> 00:14:48,681
It's Your Mother.
307
00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:51,250
No, It's Some Old People
Married 50 Years.
308
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:54,854
Happy Anniversary.
309
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,723
♪ Happy Anniversary. ♪
310
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:59,192
Happy Anniversary To You.
311
00:14:59,192 --> 00:15:01,194
Where Are Our Beautiful
Grandchildren?
312
00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:03,196
They're In The Kitchen
Cooking Dinner.
313
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:04,931
I Want To See Them.
314
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,032
Yes.
315
00:15:06,032 --> 00:15:07,200
Listen.
316
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,001
Last Night--
317
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,036
After Midnight--
318
00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:11,871
We Wanted To Call
319
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,173
But We Figured You
Were Probably Sleeping.
320
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:16,309
We Didn't Want
To Wake You.
321
00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:17,381
We Were Awake.
322
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:18,911
Way Past Midnight.
323
00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:22,381
Get Caught Up In One Of
Those Late-Night Movies?
324
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,016
Nope.
325
00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:29,373
You Were Playing Cards?
326
00:15:29,373 --> 00:15:30,379
No.
327
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:35,377
Were You Reading?
328
00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:37,764
Well,
What Were You Doing?
329
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,901
Mmm...
330
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,673
Well, Now, Anna
331
00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:50,009
I Want To Know
The Truth.
332
00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:53,179
Can I Expect
The Same From That One?
333
00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:55,047
Till The Grave.
334
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,688
Wonderful Dinner.
335
00:16:02,688 --> 00:16:04,690
That Shrimp Creole
Was Delicious.
336
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:07,860
Are You Two Ready To
Dance The Night Away
337
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,379
To The Count Basie
Orchestra?
338
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:11,898
Yes, But Are We
Leaving Now?
339
00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:12,932
We Have To.
340
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,033
We Have Reservations.
341
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,372
As I Recall, Last
Year After Dinner
342
00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:18,374
The Whole Family
Performed A Song.
343
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:19,379
We Loved That.
344
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,242
We Didn't Have Time
To Put One Together This Year.
345
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:27,046
Heathcliff,
We Want Our Song.
346
00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:28,374
You Heard Clair.
347
00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:29,682
There's No Song.
348
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:31,217
Now, Get Out.
349
00:16:32,218 --> 00:16:35,855
We're Not Going Anywhere
Until We Get Our Song.
350
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,374
You Sit Here.
351
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,027
You'll Have A Fine View
When They Start.
352
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:42,195
Okay, But, Uh...
353
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,377
Okay, Okay,
There Is A Song.
354
00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:45,380
I Knew It.
355
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,378
What Is It This Year?
356
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:50,036
Another
Ray Charles Number?
357
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:53,039
One From
"Old Blue Eyes"?
358
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:57,310
Gene Autry Singing
"Back In The Saddle Again."
359
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,912
I Like Him.
360
00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:01,378
It Isn't Gene Autry.
361
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:03,850
This Year
It's Anna's Favorite Singer--
362
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,686
James Brown.
363
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,372
And A One, Two...
364
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:10,375
One, Two, Three, Four.
365
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:17,377
(♪Musical Introduction♪)
366
00:17:17,377 --> 00:17:21,100
♪ Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha! ♪
367
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,375
♪ I Got That Feelin' ♪
368
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,007
♪Baby, Baby,
I Got That Feelin' ♪
369
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,709
♪ You Don't Know ♪
370
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,377
♪ What You Do To Me ♪
371
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:41,254
♪ Leave My Heart Heavy
And Down In Misery ♪
372
00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:45,375
♪ Hey... ♪
373
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,372
♪ All Right ♪
374
00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:48,694
♪ Ow! ♪
375
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,030
♪ Hey, Hey... ♪
376
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,965
♪ Ow! ♪
377
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,200
♪ Baby ♪
378
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,003
♪I Got
That Feelin', Baby ♪
379
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:58,377
♪ Can't Help It ♪
380
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,039
♪ All Right! ♪
381
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:05,011
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby ♪
382
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:07,013
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby ♪
383
00:18:07,013 --> 00:18:10,683
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby ♪
384
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:13,372
♪ I Got That Feelin', Baby ♪
385
00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:16,822
♪ Baby ♪
386
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:18,257
♪ Sometimes I'm Up ♪
387
00:18:18,257 --> 00:18:20,860
♪ Sometimes I'm Down ♪
388
00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,372
♪ My Heart... ♪
389
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:27,033
♪ I'm A Rounder Down ♪
390
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:29,372
♪ I'm Level With The Ground ♪
391
00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:31,203
♪ Baby ♪
392
00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:36,075
♪ I Said Level With The Ground ♪
393
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,678
♪ Hey, Baby ♪
394
00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,374
(Grunt)
395
00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:41,847
(Grunt)
396
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:42,372
(Grunt)
397
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,015
(Grunt)
398
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:44,684
♪ Waaaaaa... ♪
399
00:18:44,684 --> 00:18:47,887
♪ Baby ♪
400
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:50,372
♪ I Got That Feelin', Baby ♪
401
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:52,024
♪ Can't Help It ♪
402
00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:53,893
♪ All Right ♪
403
00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:58,230
♪ Baby, Baby,
Baby ♪
404
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,199
♪ Baby, Baby,
Baby ♪
405
00:19:00,199 --> 00:19:02,234
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby ♪
406
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,377
♪ Baby, Baby ♪
407
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:06,205
♪ I Want To... ♪
408
00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:08,372
♪ I Want To... ♪
409
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:09,372
(Grunt)
410
00:19:09,372 --> 00:19:11,978
♪ Oh! ♪
411
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,372
♪ Wa-Wa-Waaaa! ♪
412
00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:20,319
Happy Anniversary!
413
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:32,700
(♪Big Band Music♪)
414
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:10,262
Bandleader: Thank You Very Much.
415
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:13,090
Ladies And Gentlemen,
We Have With Us Tonight
416
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,857
One Of The Original Members
Of "The Jazz Caravan"--
417
00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:17,825
None Other Than
Mr. Slide Huxtable.
418
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:21,429
(Applause)
419
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:25,032
He's Here
With His Lovely Wife, Anna
420
00:20:25,032 --> 00:20:27,034
Celebrating Their
50th Wedding Anniversary.
421
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:29,770
(Drum Roll)
422
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,607
Their Son Told Me...
423
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,609
I Assume He's Trustworthy...
424
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:38,127
That Their Favorite Basie Tune
Is "Shiny Stockings."
425
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:40,948
We're Going To Play That Tune
426
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,652
If The Huxtables
Will Lead Off In The Dancing.
427
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:53,027
(♪"Shiny Stockings"♪)
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