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Mom.
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Yes?
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Denise Is Going Away
To College Tonight, Right?
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Right.
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Then We Need To Talk.
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About What?
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Vanessa Said She's Going
To Move Into Denise's Room.
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You'll Have Your Own Room.
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I Don't Want It.
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Why Not?
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What If Somebody Comes In?
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Like Who?
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The Wolfman.
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Oh, Rudy.
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We Talked About The Wolfman.
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He Exists Only In The Movies.
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The People In The Movies
Say That--
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Then Wolfman Eats Them.
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Oh, I See.
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You Want Vanessa In Your Room
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Just In Case
The Wolfman Comes In.
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He'd Eat Her First.
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She's Much Bigger.
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If You Think The Wolfman
Is Coming Into Your Room
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Come See Daddy And Me.
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I May Not Have Time.
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I'll Put A Plate Of Cookies
Next To Your Bed.
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If The Wolfman Comes In,
He's Going To See Them.
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While He's Eating Them
You Can Get Away.
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Good Idea!
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He Likes Chocolate Chip.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Mom.
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All Right.
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Clair!
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Yes?
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How Was The Delivery?
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Oh, Listen.
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It Never Fails.
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You Get A Woman Who Is 4'3"
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Give Birth To
A 12-Pound, 4-Ounce Baby.
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So, How Is Bob?
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His Brother Called And Said
Bob Doesn't Need Bypass Surgery.
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Wonderful.
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The Doctor Unclogged That Artery
With A Balloon.
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Oh, Angioplasty.
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He's Up And Around.
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He'll Be Back To Work Soon.
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Good For Him.
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Bob's Brother Thinks
It Had To Do With
The Way Bob Eats.
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Yeah, I Believe That.
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You Know How He
Liked Those Fried,
Greasy Foods.
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Of Course.
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Oh, And The Fat.
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The Man Practically
Lived Off Of Cream Cheese
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And Butter
And Eggs.
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You Know What Else
He Had A Lot Of?
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What's That?
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Salt.
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I Just Had A Physical
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And Doctor Brooks Gave Me
A Clean Bill Of Health.
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Maybe, But You And Bob
Eat The Same Foods
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And You're The Same Age.
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No, We Are Not The Same Age.
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But Bob Is 50.
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I'm Not 50.
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Okay, So You're 49.
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Dear, That's A Different Decade.
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Cliff, That Is A Year.
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OneYear.
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Look, I Have The Metabolism
Of A Young Man
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And I Can Eat
Whatever I Want To.
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Why?
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Because My Body Can Absorb It.
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You've Seen Me Eat
And You Know For Yourself
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That I Have Never Been Full
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In My Life.
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That's Why You
Get Up From The
Dining Room Table
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Unbuckle Your Belt
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Go Into The Living Room,
And Fall Asleep On The Couch?
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Because I Work Hard.
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Because You
Eat Hard.
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And Then You Wake Up
From Your Nap
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With Your Mouth All Dried Out
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From All The Salt You Put
All Over Your Food
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Saying--
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(Raspy Voice)
"Clair, Clair,
I Need Something To Drink.
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"No, No,
Clair.
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"Not Water.
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Something With Bubbles In It."
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Why Are You
Picking On Me?
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Because You're
49 Years Old.
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We've Already Established That.
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Okay?
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It's Time For You To Take
Better Care Of Yourself.
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You Have A Tendency To Eat
Large Amounts Of Everything
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Except Fruits And Vegetables
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Which You Don't Eat Enough Of.
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That's Where You're Wrong.
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I Eat Raw Vegetables.
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You've Seen Me Eat Them.
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How Do You Eat Them?
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I Put Them In My Mouth
And Chew Them.
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What Is The Matter With You?
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You Take A Piece Of Celery
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Wrap It In Bologna
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And Dip It In Cream Cheese.
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I Do That For The Taste.
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You Are A Junk Food Junkie.
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You Couldn't Stop Eating
This Kind Of Food
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For One Day
If You Tried.
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Do You Know Why?
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Because You Are Weak And Sad.
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I Will Have You Know
That I Possess Something
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That People Wish They Had.
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And That Is
The Huxtable Iron Will--
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Which Was Given To Me
By My Great-Grandfather--
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Who Took A Piece Of Swampland
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And Drained It
With His Bare Hands
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Built A 12-Room House
With No Tools
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Out Of Twigs, Leaves, And Rocks.
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You Know Why?
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Because Somebody Said
He Couldn't Do It.
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He Didn't Even Want The House.
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So You Could Just Stop Eating
This Kind Of Food
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Just Like That?
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Anytime I Wanted To
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Because I Have An Iron Will.
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I've Been Eating Like This
Since I Was Four.
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Yes, Darling.
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But Now You Are
Four-Ty Nine
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And Your Little Arteries Don't
Unclog The Way They Used To.
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And Who Should Know
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Better
Than Me?
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Would You Like
To Unclog My Arteries?
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Could You Not Eat That Sandwich?
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Of Course I Could,
If I Wanted To.
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Don't Eat It.
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You Think You're
Psyching Me Out?
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That's Really An Old Game.
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I'll Tell You
What I'm Going To Do.
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I'm Not Going
To Eat This Sandwich
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Not Because
You Said So
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But Because I Say So.
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I Will Not Eat It.
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I Can Throw This Away.
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No, No, No!
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Don't Throw It Away.
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Denise Loves This.
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I'll Give It
To Denise.
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She's Going To
College Tonight.
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Cliff...
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I Won't Eat It.
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I Promise You As A Husband
And A Gentleman.
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My Lips Won't
Touch This Sandwich.
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You're Sure?
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Okay.
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Because The Lips
That Touch This Sandwich
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Will Never Touch Mine.
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At Every College
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They Bring The Freshmen
Into This Big Room
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Where They
Tell You--
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"Look To Your Left
And Your Right.
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Those People Won't Be Here
When You Graduate."
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Won't Some Of Them
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Look
At Me?
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Yes.
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Why Even Show Up?
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If You Work Really Hard
At Hillman, You'll Do
Fine.
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We Grew Fungus Like This
In My Biology Class.
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Hi, Everybody.
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Can I Have Some?
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No, This Is
For Denise.
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Before You Go Away
To College.
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Thank You.
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However, I'll Share.
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All Right.
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Dad?
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I Really
Shouldn't.
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No, No, Thank You.
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This Is One Of Your
Special Sandwiches!
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We Always Share These.
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Maybe Just
A Goodbye Bite.
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Just A Goodbye Bite.
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To You...
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And To Say Goodbye.
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I Don't Believe You!
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What?
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You Are So Pitiful.
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I Didn't...
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You Couldn't Even Last
Five Minutes.
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What's Going On?
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Your Father Promised
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He'd Give Up Certain Foods
For One Day.
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Yeah, But...
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Our Friend, Bob Ramsey--
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Who Is The Same Age
As Your Dad...
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No, No, We're Not The Same Age.
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He's A Year Older
Than Your Father--
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Has Developed A Heart Problem.
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We Think It's Because Of
What He Eats...
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Foods That Your Father
Has Promised Me
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He'll Try To
Avoid For
One Day.
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He'll Need A Little Help.
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I Don't Need Help.
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I Have Will.
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Yes, Darling.
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The Will Is Strong...
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But The Flesh
Is Weak.
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I Have An Idea, Mom.
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Oh, No.
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Let's Make
A List
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Of All The Things
Dad Shouldn't Have.
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If We See Him Eating
Anything From That List
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We Can Stop Him.
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Why Don't We Make A List Of How
You Can Get Out Of This House?
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Smells Good.
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Bring On
The Grub.
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Better Enjoy
It, Denise.
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You Don't Get Food
Like That In The Dorm.
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She's Welcome Home
Any Time.
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Where's Theo?
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He's At Cockroach's.
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He'll Be Late.
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We Can Start Without Him.
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Hey, Chicken!
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Mashed Potatoes.
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That's Not
For Us, Cliff.
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We're Having Salads.
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Salad, Sure.
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I Love Salad.
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So We're Having Salad
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Then We'll Have Chicken
And Mashed Potatoes.
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00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:11,460
No, The Salad Is Dinner.
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Just For
Today.
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00:10:12,973 --> 00:10:14,208
Just For Today?
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Uh-Huh.
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All Right.
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Nothing Wrong With That.
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Just For Today, A Little Salad.
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Can I Have Some Chicken?
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Uh-Huh.
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00:10:27,955 --> 00:10:29,323
Sorry, Dad.
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00:10:29,323 --> 00:10:31,125
It's Okay.
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Stop! No Salt.
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That's Right.
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It's On The List.
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Force Of Habit.
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Thank You, Rudy.
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Any Time, Dad.
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I'm Happy You've Decided
To Change Your Eating Habits.
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I Hope You Stick To It.
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Absolutely.
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Good! Because Men Your Age,
In Their Upper Middle Years
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Have To Monitor
Both Their Salt Intake
And Their Cholesterol Level.
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In Fact, Studies Show
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That If You Lower Your
Cholesterol Intake By 25%
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You Reduce The Risk
Of Having A Heart Attack By 50%.
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Where Did You Learn That?
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From My Nutrition Class.
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Men In Dad's Age Group
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Should Have A Cholesterol Level
Of Around 200 Milligrams.
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Yeah?
What's Yours, Dad?
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One Milligram.
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00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:24,461
Your Father's Cholesterol Level
Is Normal.
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I Think Dad Should Eat
Whatever He Wants To.
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00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:28,466
You Do?
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00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:31,385
I Say If You're
Going To Go--
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Go Happy.
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00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,994
May I Have Some Dressing,
Please?
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00:11:40,994 --> 00:11:42,229
It's On There.
272
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:50,460
No, I Mean The Kind
Of Dressing You Can See.
273
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,973
I Can't See The Dressing.
274
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:56,009
It's Lemon Juice
And A Splash Of Olive Oil.
275
00:11:56,009 --> 00:11:58,779
No, I'm Talking About Dressing.
276
00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:03,917
You Know Something
That's Creamy And Cheesy
277
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:08,936
And I Can See It.
278
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,086
Sorry I'm Late.
279
00:12:10,086 --> 00:12:12,458
Cockroach's Mom Made
This Great Caribbean Dinner
280
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,595
And She Wouldn't Let Me Leave
Till I Had Some.
281
00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:17,079
What Did She Make?
282
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:20,079
It's Called Pulpeta,
And It's Delicious.
283
00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,434
It's A Sausage
284
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:25,037
That's Made From Beef
And Pork And Ham--
285
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,573
And Onions
And Boiled Eggs.
286
00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:30,042
It Was Unbelievable.
287
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,221
I'm Going To
Finish Packing.
288
00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:58,222
I'll Help.
289
00:12:58,222 --> 00:12:59,820
Who Wants To Do Dishes?
290
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,788
I Do.
291
00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:01,855
I'll Help.
292
00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:04,691
No. Theo, I Want To
Show You Something.
293
00:13:04,691 --> 00:13:06,228
Sure.
Mom, I'll Be Back.
294
00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:07,228
Okay.
295
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,220
What Did You Want
To Show Me, Dad?
296
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,222
This.
297
00:13:13,222 --> 00:13:16,804
It's Empty.
298
00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:19,173
Dad, You Had A Big Salad.
299
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,225
I Want Some Food.
300
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:23,544
Sustenance.
301
00:13:23,544 --> 00:13:25,222
Now.
302
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,880
What Can I Do About It?
303
00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:40,222
I Want You To Go Over
To Cockroach's House...
304
00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:46,667
And I Want You To Ask His Mother
305
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:52,072
If She Will Make A Little
Serving For Me Of The...
306
00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:53,140
The Pulpeta.
307
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,875
Pulpeta.
308
00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:58,045
Pulpeta.
309
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,713
You Mean With The Ham
310
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,914
And The Pork
311
00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:01,949
And The Onions
312
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,224
And The Sauce.
313
00:14:03,224 --> 00:14:05,786
Dad, I'm Not Sure
If I Should Do This.
314
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:07,654
You Should.
You Should.
315
00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:10,225
Dad, Isn't It Dishonest?
316
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,525
Yes.
317
00:14:14,223 --> 00:14:17,064
Dad, Mom May Not Like This.
318
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,067
You're Getting Your Driver's
License This Year, Right?
319
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,225
Well, Yeah.
320
00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:24,037
And You're Going To Need A Car
321
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,228
And Denise Won't Be Here,
Right?
322
00:14:26,228 --> 00:14:27,741
Right.
323
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,224
Now, You Bring The Pulpeta
324
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:35,223
And You And I Can Discuss
Borrowing Denise's Car.
325
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:36,717
You Got It, Dad.
326
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,719
I'll Be Down
In My Office.
327
00:14:38,719 --> 00:14:39,720
Hurry.
328
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,621
Okay.
329
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:47,222
(Knocking)
330
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,533
Mr. Pulpeta?
331
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,902
Si, Papacita.
332
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:57,871
Come In, Come In.
333
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,220
There You Go.
334
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,220
This Is Fabulous.
335
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,225
Did Anybody See You
Come Down Here?
336
00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:10,050
Nope. Came Through
The Front Door
And Right Down.
337
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,552
All Right.
338
00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:13,120
Oh, Sustenance.
339
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,122
Thank You, My Son...
340
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,221
Dad, We Don't Have To
Talk About Denise's Car.
341
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,093
We Don't? Why?
342
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,221
I Already Asked
About Borrowing It.
343
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,224
She Said No.
344
00:15:23,224 --> 00:15:26,867
I Brought The Food Anyway
Because You're So Desperate.
345
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:29,636
Son, That's About
To End, Right Now...
346
00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:31,220
(Knocking)
347
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,906
Clair:
Cliff?!
348
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,712
Yes?
349
00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:40,229
Denise Needs Some Help
350
00:15:40,229 --> 00:15:42,227
Getting HerSuitcases Downstairs.
351
00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:44,785
I'll Be Up In
A Minute, Dear.
352
00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:45,786
Thank You.
353
00:15:45,786 --> 00:15:47,221
Oh, AndCliff...
354
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:48,855
Walter'sMother Called
355
00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:51,858
And Asked If You AreEnjoying Your Pulpeta.
356
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,220
Are You EnjoyingYour Pulpeta?
357
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:04,605
I Have No Idea
What You're Talking About.
358
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:08,775
And Theo,Are You InThere, Too?
359
00:16:08,775 --> 00:16:10,224
Kind Of.
360
00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:12,579
Son, WhenYou're Done
361
00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:15,115
Running AroundLike A Little Rat
362
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:17,951
Taking PeopleFood They're NotSupposed To Have
363
00:16:17,951 --> 00:16:20,222
I'll Need YourAssistance, Too.
364
00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:21,688
Thank You.
365
00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:24,124
Dad...
366
00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:26,860
I Think I Am Going To Need
That Car To Get Out Of Town.
367
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,095
I'll Drive.
368
00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:37,527
I Feel Like We're
All Going Away.
369
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:38,532
We Can't Be.
370
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,248
If We Were,
There Would Be Less Luggage.
371
00:16:41,248 --> 00:16:44,527
When Are We Getting
Denise's Trunk
Out Of My Room?
372
00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:46,987
When We Get Back
From The Airport.
373
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:50,190
Good, Because When I Think
Of What Was In It... Ich.
374
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,192
Even If We Get It Out
375
00:16:52,192 --> 00:16:55,062
Your Room May Still Be Haunted
By The Frog's Ghost.
376
00:16:55,062 --> 00:16:56,163
Frog Ghosts?
377
00:16:56,163 --> 00:16:57,197
No, Rudy.
378
00:16:57,197 --> 00:16:58,530
Dad's Just Kidding.
379
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:00,100
Okay, Guys,
Get Ready.
380
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,135
I'll Bring
The Car Around.
381
00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:06,530
I Didn't Realize
I Packed So Much.
382
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,535
There's Nothing Left
But Our Furniture.
383
00:17:08,535 --> 00:17:11,144
Actually, I Could
Use This Couch.
384
00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:13,180
Sure, If You
Can Carry It.
385
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,529
Maybe When I Come
Home Next Time.
386
00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:17,530
I'm Planning To
Come Home A Lot.
387
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,533
You'd Better.
388
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,921
Virginia's Only
An Hour By Plane.
389
00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:22,456
Denise, There's One Thing.
390
00:17:22,456 --> 00:17:23,490
Before You Leave
391
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:27,494
Your Father Will Take You Aside
To Give You A Little Talk
392
00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:29,463
Just Like He Did With Sondra
393
00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:30,529
And He'll Say
394
00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:33,528
"I Feel Like I'm Forgetting
To Tell You Something."
395
00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:36,069
He'll Say That
Over And Over Again.
396
00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:37,137
Just Listen To Him
397
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:39,339
And You'll Understand
What He Means.
398
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:41,141
Okay.
399
00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:46,980
I Want You To Know That
I Am Very Proud Of You.
400
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,483
I'm Going To Miss You.
401
00:17:51,284 --> 00:17:53,530
Not Because I Love You...
402
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:57,391
But Because I Like You.
403
00:17:57,391 --> 00:17:59,533
I Like You, Too.
404
00:18:03,528 --> 00:18:05,531
Dad Says We'll Be Late.
405
00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:06,533
Let's Go.
406
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,168
I'll Be Right There.
407
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,534
(Sigh)
408
00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:03,149
Clair.
409
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:06,249
I Want To Thank You For Today.
410
00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:07,249
The Diet.
411
00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:09,124
I'm Telling You
412
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:10,246
My Blood
413
00:19:10,246 --> 00:19:12,246
Flows Through My Veins
414
00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:13,246
Clear
415
00:19:13,246 --> 00:19:14,796
And Pure.
416
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,732
And I Feel
417
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:18,967
Healthy...
418
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:21,243
And Hungry.
419
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,245
I Want A Snack.
420
00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:25,247
Please?
421
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,175
Can I Have A Snack?
422
00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:30,111
Cliff, I Thought You
Might Feel This Way.
423
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:33,181
Have I Got Something For You.
424
00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:36,245
Yes, Man Of Iron...
425
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,245
Ta-Da!
426
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,621
What Is It?
427
00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:41,923
Delicious Rice Cakes.
428
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,249
Thirty-Five Calories, Cliff.
429
00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:46,249
Zero Salt.
430
00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:47,249
Zero Fat.
431
00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,730
Zero Cholesterol.
432
00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:09,249
Zero Taste.
433
00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:16,691
The Air In My Mouth
Tastes Better Than This.
434
00:20:16,691 --> 00:20:18,240
This Is Not Right, Dear.
435
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,197
I Want Something I Can Savor.
Something With Some Flavor.
436
00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:23,249
All Right, Honey.
437
00:20:23,249 --> 00:20:25,734
You Can Have Those Foods
That You Like.
438
00:20:25,734 --> 00:20:26,249
I Can?
439
00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:30,240
Sure, But You Can't
Go Overboard.
440
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,240
Oh, Tomorrow...
441
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,244
Pulpeta.
442
00:20:32,244 --> 00:20:33,244
No, No, No.
443
00:20:33,244 --> 00:20:34,732
I Must Have...
444
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:36,365
No...
(Knock) Yes?
445
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,482
What Are You Doing Up?
446
00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:41,512
I Can't Sleep.
Vanessa's Not In My Room.
447
00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:42,880
Are You Afraid?
448
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,715
No, I Miss Her Breathing.
449
00:20:44,715 --> 00:20:45,968
Want To Come In Here With Us?
450
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,318
Yeah.
451
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:50,688
Daddy, You're Eating In Bed.
452
00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:53,969
It's All Right.
It's Not Real Food.
453
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:55,760
Can I Have It?
454
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,969
Yeah.
455
00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:57,974
I Like These
456
00:20:57,974 --> 00:21:01,866
But They're Not As Good As
The Chocolate Chip Cookies
457
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:03,534
Mommy Left In My Room.
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