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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,551 --> 00:01:04,969 (Imitates Julia Child) 2 00:01:04,969 --> 00:01:11,337 And Now We Slice The Celery... Ever So Carefully. 3 00:01:13,804 --> 00:01:15,964 Taking It Straight Down The Line. 4 00:01:15,964 --> 00:01:18,967 Daddy, Do You Know Where My Red T-Shirt Is? 5 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:19,967 I Sure Do. 6 00:01:19,967 --> 00:01:21,611 It's Down In The Dryer. 7 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:22,912 When Will You Bring It Up? 8 00:01:22,912 --> 00:01:24,961 Why Should I Bring It Up? 9 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:25,958 You Put It In. 10 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:27,617 Well, The Load Is Finished 11 00:01:27,617 --> 00:01:30,520 And I Think You Can Go Down And Get It. 12 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,754 All Right. 13 00:01:31,754 --> 00:01:32,789 While You're There 14 00:01:32,789 --> 00:01:34,624 Take The Other Clothes Out 15 00:01:34,624 --> 00:01:35,625 And Fold Them. 16 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:37,427 I Have To Do Everything. 17 00:01:37,427 --> 00:01:39,696 It's A Pitiful Life. 18 00:01:39,696 --> 00:01:41,731 It's Going To Be So Dynamic. 19 00:01:41,731 --> 00:01:42,967 Hey, Dad. Hey, Dr. Huxtable. 20 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:44,367 What's So Dynamic? 21 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:45,568 My Party. 22 00:01:45,568 --> 00:01:47,770 Cockroach's Parents Said He Could Have A Party. 23 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:49,606 It's Going To Be Me, Theo 24 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:51,965 And 20 Of The Most Incredible Women At School. 25 00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:54,965 Twenty Incredible Women And Just You And Theo? 26 00:01:54,965 --> 00:01:55,965 That's Right. 27 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,847 And Only The High-Voltage Women. 28 00:01:57,847 --> 00:01:59,282 "High-Voltage"? 29 00:01:59,282 --> 00:02:01,959 They Have To Be A Least A 500-Watt Bulb 30 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:02,958 To Get In. 31 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,958 Wait A Minute. 32 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,758 I Thought You And Tanya Were Going Steady. 33 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,426 Well, Yeah, We Are 34 00:02:10,426 --> 00:02:12,958 But She's Going To Be Out Of Town. 35 00:02:15,331 --> 00:02:17,962 And You Don't Think She's Going To Mind? 36 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:19,958 I'm Doing This For Cockroach. 37 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:20,958 It's His Party. 38 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:24,274 It Could Be All Guys For All I Care. 39 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:31,614 Now Look Me Straight In The Face 40 00:02:31,614 --> 00:02:33,616 And Not Smile 41 00:02:33,616 --> 00:02:35,967 And Say That Again. 42 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:39,355 It Could Be All Guys For... 43 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:47,430 My Son Cannot Tell A Lie Without Laughing. 44 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:49,432 Theo, Let's Start On These Invitations. 45 00:02:49,432 --> 00:02:50,600 (Scream) 46 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,958 What's The Matter? What's The... 47 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:53,958 What's The Matter? 48 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:54,958 Snake! Snake! 49 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:56,272 A What? A Snake! 50 00:02:56,272 --> 00:02:57,340 Where? 51 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,958 Down In The Basement. 52 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,958 Wait A Minute. Get Yourself Together. 53 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,278 No, No, No! 54 00:03:02,278 --> 00:03:04,614 Is There Really A Snake Down There 55 00:03:04,614 --> 00:03:06,449 Or Is This A Person 56 00:03:06,449 --> 00:03:09,352 Who Does Not Want To Fold Clothes? 57 00:03:09,352 --> 00:03:11,958 But Daddy, There's Really A Snake Down There. 58 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,623 Fellas, Go Down And See 59 00:03:13,623 --> 00:03:15,858 If There's A Snake In The Basement. 60 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:17,958 Sure, Dad. 61 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:19,958 Just Settle Yourself Down. 62 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:20,958 Let's Talk... 63 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,265 But Daddy, I Saw It... 64 00:03:22,265 --> 00:03:23,965 If You Saw It, Fine. 65 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:24,965 But Daddy... 66 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:27,960 We Will Talk About It. 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,961 What's Going On? 68 00:03:28,961 --> 00:03:32,967 Rudy Says She Saw A Snake In The Basement. 69 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:35,411 Come On, Dad. A Snake? 70 00:03:35,411 --> 00:03:36,679 But There Is. 71 00:03:36,679 --> 00:03:38,963 It Was Probably Just A Hose. 72 00:03:38,963 --> 00:03:40,616 No, It Was A Snake. 73 00:03:40,616 --> 00:03:42,958 It Tried To Bite Me, But I Ran Real Fast. 74 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:44,620 Let Me Ask You A Question. 75 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,622 Would You Recognize It 76 00:03:46,622 --> 00:03:49,258 If You Saw A Picture Of It? 77 00:03:49,258 --> 00:03:50,259 Yes. 78 00:03:50,259 --> 00:03:52,961 Vanessa, Would You Please Get The Reptile Book. 79 00:03:52,961 --> 00:03:53,965 Are You Serious? 80 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:56,265 I Am Very, Very Serious 81 00:03:56,265 --> 00:04:00,636 Because We Have To Recognize The Snake. 82 00:04:00,636 --> 00:04:02,960 Oh, Okay. I Got You Now. 83 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,441 Daddy, That Snake Was Scary. 84 00:04:05,441 --> 00:04:08,611 Well, It's All Right To Be Afraid Of A Snake 85 00:04:08,611 --> 00:04:10,446 Because Some Are Poisonous. 86 00:04:10,446 --> 00:04:12,348 But Then The Others Are Harmless. 87 00:04:12,348 --> 00:04:13,683 I Hate Them All. 88 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:15,959 Why? 89 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:19,622 Because They Stick Their Tongues Out Like This. 90 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:22,625 Okay, Here We Go-- 91 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,260 "The Reptile Family." 92 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:26,958 Sort Of A "Who's Who" Of Snakes. 93 00:04:28,598 --> 00:04:29,732 Okay... 94 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,268 That's It! 95 00:04:33,603 --> 00:04:34,958 That's It. 96 00:04:36,272 --> 00:04:38,608 This Is The Snake? 97 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:41,958 That's An Anaconda. 98 00:04:43,446 --> 00:04:46,783 It Lives In Brazil. 99 00:04:46,783 --> 00:04:50,787 Rudy, It's 25 Feet Long And Weighs 200 Pounds. 100 00:04:50,787 --> 00:04:52,622 That's What I Saw. 101 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:58,428 I Don't Think This Snake Lives In The United States. 102 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:01,264 It Could Come For A Visit. 103 00:05:01,264 --> 00:05:02,532 We Saw It. 104 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:03,866 We Saw The Snake. 105 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:04,962 I Told You. 106 00:05:04,962 --> 00:05:06,602 It's About This Long. 107 00:05:06,602 --> 00:05:08,504 And It's Kind Of Greenish-Brown. 108 00:05:08,504 --> 00:05:09,439 Was It Poisonous? 109 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,674 I Didn't Ask It. 110 00:05:11,674 --> 00:05:13,443 We Have To Do Something. 111 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,278 It Could Be Poisonous. 112 00:05:15,278 --> 00:05:17,613 Son, Would You Take A Look, Please 113 00:05:17,613 --> 00:05:20,750 And Tell Me What You Saw Downstairs. 114 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:21,963 I Saw This Movie 115 00:05:21,963 --> 00:05:24,958 Where This Lady Lived In An Old, Creepy House. 116 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,290 One Stormy Night She Opened The Closet-- 117 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:28,624 A Snake Jumped Out 118 00:05:28,624 --> 00:05:31,527 And Wrapped Itself Around Her Head. 119 00:05:31,527 --> 00:05:32,829 I Saw That Movie. 120 00:05:32,829 --> 00:05:35,465 She Was Choking And Rolling On The Floor. 121 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:37,533 Vanessa, Please. 122 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:38,960 But It Didn't Hurt Her. 123 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,336 It Was Just Playing. 124 00:05:40,336 --> 00:05:41,966 Here It Is. 125 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:42,965 Is It Poisonous? 126 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:45,341 No, It's Non-Venomous. 127 00:05:45,341 --> 00:05:46,967 It's A Common Garter Snake. 128 00:05:46,967 --> 00:05:48,277 They're Harmless. 129 00:05:48,277 --> 00:05:49,612 It's Harmless, Dear. 130 00:05:49,612 --> 00:05:50,966 It's Still In Our House. 131 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:52,961 What Should We Do? 132 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,450 Kill It. 133 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,787 Rudy, Please. 134 00:05:57,787 --> 00:06:00,289 Snap It In Half. 135 00:06:00,289 --> 00:06:02,458 We're Not Going To Kill It. 136 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:04,967 We're Not Going To Snap It In Half. 137 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:06,329 We'll Catch It. 138 00:06:06,329 --> 00:06:08,264 I Will Catch It. 139 00:06:08,264 --> 00:06:10,960 Dr. Heathcliff "Bring 'Em Back Alive" Huxtable 140 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,602 Will Catch The Snake. 141 00:06:12,602 --> 00:06:15,967 I Need To Round Up A Posse To Help Me. 142 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:17,473 Not Me. 143 00:06:17,473 --> 00:06:18,441 Count Me In. 144 00:06:18,441 --> 00:06:19,509 Count Me Out. 145 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:20,963 I'll Be At Pamela's. 146 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,379 Walter, Would You Please Look After Rudy? 147 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:24,380 Oh, Sure. 148 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,549 This Snake Is Out Of Here. 149 00:06:26,549 --> 00:06:27,783 Now Wait. 150 00:06:27,783 --> 00:06:31,454 You Can't Go Down There With An Attitude. 151 00:06:31,454 --> 00:06:33,965 This Is Not "Wild Kingdom." 152 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:41,961 Okay, Where Did You See It? 153 00:06:41,961 --> 00:06:43,959 Over There By The Dryer. 154 00:06:45,434 --> 00:06:47,958 How Big Did You Say It Was? 155 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,958 About This Big. 156 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:52,775 Okay, Show Me Where You Saw It. 157 00:06:52,775 --> 00:06:53,965 Over There. 158 00:06:55,961 --> 00:06:57,713 What? 159 00:06:57,713 --> 00:06:58,965 You're Afraid. 160 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:01,617 No, I Just Don't Want It On Me. 161 00:07:01,617 --> 00:07:02,958 Come On. 162 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:06,556 Now, Get The Gloves So I Can Pick It Up. 163 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,524 You Say It's Right Here? 164 00:07:08,524 --> 00:07:09,525 Yeah. 165 00:07:09,525 --> 00:07:10,493 Okay. 166 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:15,159 (Hiss) 167 00:07:15,159 --> 00:07:16,180 (Scream) 168 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,258 Oh, Boy! 169 00:07:18,258 --> 00:07:20,406 That's Not Funny. 170 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:21,823 Don't Fool Around Now. 171 00:07:21,823 --> 00:07:22,991 Come On. 172 00:07:22,991 --> 00:07:24,659 Dad, It's Over There! 173 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:26,261 I Saw Its Tail. 174 00:07:26,261 --> 00:07:27,351 Dad, It's Right There! 175 00:07:27,351 --> 00:07:28,663 Don't Push Me. 176 00:07:28,663 --> 00:07:30,031 Don't Push Me! 177 00:07:30,031 --> 00:07:31,347 Don't Push Me. 178 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:33,234 Now Stop Fooling Around. 179 00:07:33,234 --> 00:07:35,351 You'll Frighten The Snake. 180 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:37,347 Okay, Get The Pillowcase. 181 00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:40,875 Now What We'll Do Is... 182 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,811 You Get Over Here. 183 00:07:42,811 --> 00:07:43,979 Okay. 184 00:07:43,979 --> 00:07:45,352 I'll Lift This Back 185 00:07:45,352 --> 00:07:47,649 And When It Runs That Way 186 00:07:47,649 --> 00:07:50,345 You Scoop It Up In The Pillowcase. 187 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,087 Got It? 188 00:07:52,087 --> 00:07:56,291 What If It Gets Angry And It Jumps Up In My Face? 189 00:08:07,869 --> 00:08:12,240 Okay, On The Count Of Three. 190 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,344 Three. 191 00:08:13,344 --> 00:08:14,353 (Scream) 192 00:08:17,212 --> 00:08:19,348 Dad, It Went Between My Legs. 193 00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:20,648 It's Over There. 194 00:08:37,665 --> 00:08:41,349 We Have To Get This Thing Out Of Here 195 00:08:41,349 --> 00:08:45,116 Before It Climbs Up The Steps. 196 00:08:45,116 --> 00:08:47,751 Dad, Snakes Can't Climb Stairs. 197 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:50,270 They Can't? 198 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,115 How Did You Know That? 199 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,017 It's A Scientific Fact. 200 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:55,113 Really? 201 00:08:55,113 --> 00:08:56,114 Yeah. 202 00:08:56,114 --> 00:08:57,118 Okay. 203 00:08:57,118 --> 00:08:58,955 We Have To Catch It. 204 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:04,060 You Know, It May Not Be Easy. 205 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:07,112 There's A Lot Of Places For It To Hide. 206 00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:18,541 I Knew It Was You. 207 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:20,115 You Knew It Was Me? 208 00:09:20,115 --> 00:09:21,744 I Knew. All The Time? 209 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,113 Come On. 210 00:09:26,927 --> 00:09:29,145 (Hissing) 211 00:09:29,145 --> 00:09:31,147 One, Two, Three. 212 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:32,715 Scissors Cut Paper. 213 00:09:32,715 --> 00:09:34,308 I Win Again. 214 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:35,651 No Licking. 215 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,686 Okay, Ready? 216 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,622 (Doorbell) 217 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,956 I'll Get It. 218 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,227 Hey, Pete, How's It Going? 219 00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:46,228 Hi, Peter. 220 00:09:46,228 --> 00:09:47,263 Want To Play? 221 00:09:47,263 --> 00:09:48,306 All Right. 222 00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:50,311 Guess What? 223 00:09:50,311 --> 00:09:51,634 What? 224 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,968 We Have A Snake. 225 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,103 Where? 226 00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:55,308 In The House. 227 00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:22,699 Hi, Walter. 228 00:10:22,699 --> 00:10:24,658 Hi, Mrs. Huxtable. 229 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,093 Hi, Denise. 230 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,027 How You Doing? 231 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,429 Mommy, Guess What? 232 00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:29,430 What? 233 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,532 We Have A Snake In The House. 234 00:10:31,532 --> 00:10:32,399 A Snake? 235 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,693 You Mean A Toy Snake? 236 00:10:33,693 --> 00:10:36,036 No, I Mean A For-Real Snake. 237 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,700 Hey. 238 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,699 Did You Catch It? 239 00:10:37,699 --> 00:10:40,374 Well, We Tried, But We Couldn't. 240 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,699 We Only Saw It Once. That Thing Is Fast. 241 00:10:42,699 --> 00:10:45,312 Cliff, What Is Going On? 242 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,248 We Just Have A Little Visitor In The House-- 243 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,691 A Little Garter Snake. 244 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,484 And It's Alive? 245 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,692 Denise, Don't Worry. I'm Here For You. 246 00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:56,090 Thanks. 247 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,699 Mommy, Can You Catch It? 248 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:01,095 Honey, I'm Sure Your Father Did Everything He Could. 249 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:04,031 Maybe The Snake Left The House. 250 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,265 Huh? 251 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,569 Yeah. 252 00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:09,691 See? 253 00:11:09,691 --> 00:11:12,473 Could I Speak To You In The Kitchen? 254 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:13,641 Sure, Sure. 255 00:11:13,641 --> 00:11:14,698 I'll Be Right Back. 256 00:11:14,698 --> 00:11:15,700 Okay. 257 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,696 Won't Be Gone But A Minute. 258 00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:18,697 And Rudy... 259 00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:22,282 Don't Worry About Some Little Old Tired Snake. 260 00:11:23,694 --> 00:11:27,488 Cliff, I Want It Out Of My House. 261 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,357 Yeah, Well... 262 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:35,429 I Don't Care How You Do It, But Get It Out Of Here Now. 263 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:36,691 Well, See... 264 00:11:36,691 --> 00:11:37,699 No, Cliff. No! 265 00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:40,234 This Is My House, Too. 266 00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:41,568 Yes, I Know That 267 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,537 But Aren't You The Same Person 268 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,641 Who Just Told The Baby That The Snake May Have Left? 269 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,695 I Said That For Rudy's Sake. 270 00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:50,698 Okay. 271 00:11:50,698 --> 00:11:54,548 Theo And I Tried To Find The Snake. 272 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,583 Cliff, Don't Laugh At Me. 273 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,700 No, I'm Not Laughing. 274 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,054 Cliff, Go Down In That Basement 275 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,524 And Find That Snake And Get It Out Of Here. 276 00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:05,025 We're Trying To Find It. 277 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,026 You'd Better 278 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,697 If You Want Me To Stick Around. 279 00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:10,431 I Want You To Stick Around. 280 00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:12,466 You Know How I Feel About Snakes. 281 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,235 I Do? 282 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,336 Don't Play Innocent. 283 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,699 I Was Never Afraid Of Snakes Until You Did What You Did. 284 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,700 I Was 12 Years Old. 285 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,048 Sneaking Up And Throwing That Rubber Snake 286 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,283 Across My Shoulders. 287 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:33,153 I Only Did That To Show You That I Liked You. 288 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,692 Cliff, You Could Have Thrown Flowers. 289 00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:40,027 If I Had Done That 290 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,698 Then You'd Be Afraid Of Gardens Today. 291 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,334 What Are You Doing Now? 292 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,693 I'm Getting Somebody To Catch It. 293 00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:50,504 Who? 294 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:51,572 I Don't Know-- 295 00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,606 The Zoo. 296 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,608 The Zoo? 297 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,691 The Zoo Does Not Want A Garter Snake. 298 00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:02,698 Garter Snakes Go To The Zoo To See Real Snakes. 299 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,700 Then I'll Call An Exterminator. 300 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,700 For What? 301 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,255 Cliff, I Am Not Going To Have 302 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:11,700 A Scaly, Wiggly Fork-Tongued Creature 303 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,691 Crawling Across My Kitchen Table. 304 00:13:13,691 --> 00:13:14,691 Okay, Okay. 305 00:13:14,691 --> 00:13:18,465 But The Thing Cannot Come Up The Steps. 306 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,698 How Do You Know? 307 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:24,071 Snakes Cannot Climb Stairs. 308 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,306 Who Told You That? 309 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,009 It Is A Scientific Fact. 310 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:34,148 Then How Do Snakes Get Into Trees? 311 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:36,700 They Fall Off The Cliff. 312 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:43,190 I'm Calling The Exterminator. 313 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,093 How Does This Sound For The Invitation? 314 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,692 "Party At Cockroach's House-- All Night Long. 315 00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:49,693 Be There." 316 00:13:49,693 --> 00:13:50,693 My Parents Said 317 00:13:50,693 --> 00:13:53,267 The Party Has To Be Over At 10:30. 318 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,002 That's A Drag. 319 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,504 Wait Till I Get My Own Apartment. 320 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,574 We Should Get A Place Together After High School. 321 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:01,575 Definitely! 322 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:02,576 Picture It-- 323 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,279 A Big Bachelor Pad Overlooking The River. 324 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,281 With Dimmers On All The Lights. 325 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,283 A Bearskin Rug On The Floor-- 326 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,384 In Every Room. 327 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:11,694 (Knocking) 328 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,086 Come In. 329 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,692 Hey, Dinner's Almost Ready. 330 00:14:14,692 --> 00:14:18,694 Denise, Would You Like To Come To A Party Next Saturday? 331 00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:21,693 I'm Sorry, But I'm Leaving For College Next Saturday. 332 00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:25,232 In A Few Years, You Can Come To A Party 333 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,501 At Our Apartment Overlooking The River. 334 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:28,691 The River. 335 00:14:28,691 --> 00:14:32,306 We're Going To Fill The Place With Things Women Love 336 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,700 Like Bearskin Rugs. 337 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,697 Oh, Yeah, We Love Those Things. 338 00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:39,479 You Know What Else We Love? 339 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:43,383 Curtains That Open And Close By Remote Control. 340 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,691 Remember That. 341 00:14:47,695 --> 00:14:53,227 It Is Not That Easy To Find A Snake In The Basement. 342 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,229 That Man Is A Professional. 343 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,030 He Knows What He's Doing. 344 00:14:57,030 --> 00:15:00,133 Mom, If The Exterminator Catches The Snake 345 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,468 Will He Kill It? 346 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,170 I Asked Him Not To. 347 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,205 The Snake Is A Living Creature. 348 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,407 I Believe That All Life Is Precious. 349 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,693 What About Spiders? 350 00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:09,700 Spiders, Too. 351 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,011 What About Sharks? 352 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,412 What About Slugs? 353 00:15:13,698 --> 00:15:14,698 Let's Eat. 354 00:15:14,698 --> 00:15:17,584 Thanks For Letting Me Stay For Dinner. 355 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,693 That's About It. 356 00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:20,153 You Caught The Snake. 357 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,695 I Didn't Even See It, And I Looked Everywhere-- 358 00:15:23,695 --> 00:15:25,693 In The Rafters, In Storage Boxes 359 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:26,693 Under The Sink. 360 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,229 Would You Say, As A Professional 361 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,132 It's Tough To Find A Snake In The Basement? 362 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,568 It's Almost Impossible. 363 00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,699 Especially In The Basement. 364 00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:39,273 People Got Something They Don't Want 365 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,175 They Stick It In The Basement. 366 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,823 Lots Of Hiding Places-- 367 00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:48,202 Snake Heaven. 368 00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:50,361 Well, Thank You Very Much. 369 00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:51,580 How Much Do We Owe You? 370 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,581 No Charge. 371 00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:54,005 It's My Pleasure. 372 00:15:54,005 --> 00:15:56,241 Can't We Pay You Something? 373 00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:57,342 No, Thanks. 374 00:15:57,342 --> 00:16:00,445 But Don't Tell Anybody I Couldn't Find The Snake. 375 00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:02,583 Take Care. 376 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,584 Bye, Folks. 377 00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:04,588 Did You Hear Him? 378 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,588 This Thing Could Get To Be Four Feet Long. 379 00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:09,020 It Can Be Anywhere. 380 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,021 Even Air Ducts. 381 00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,522 What Are You Going To Do? 382 00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:14,125 I'm Going To Grandma's House. 383 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:19,569 Rudy In Bed? 384 00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:21,605 Yeah, She's Sleeping With Vanessa. 385 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,140 She Was So Scared 386 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,728 She Wouldn't Get Into Bed Until I Checked Under The Covers. 387 00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:28,178 That's Terrible, Being Afraid. 388 00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:30,730 When I Was Young, I Hated Being Scared. 389 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,250 You Are Kidding Me! 390 00:16:34,251 --> 00:16:38,054 You Used To Make Me Take You To See Scary Movies. 391 00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:39,289 You Would Say 392 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,730 "I Want To See The Haunted House. 393 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:45,195 I Want To See The Vampire That Ate Up Detroit." 394 00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:48,365 Those Old, Silly Movies Didn't Scare Me. 395 00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:49,728 You Lie. 396 00:16:49,728 --> 00:16:50,727 No, They Didn't. 397 00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:54,723 You Used To Sit Next To Me And Squeeze My Hand. 398 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:58,729 Then You'd Hug Me And Bury Your Head In My Chest. 399 00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:02,045 Why Do You Think I Wanted To See Those Movies? 400 00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:08,723 Haunted Houses... 401 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,724 And Here Comes Dracula. 402 00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:13,089 (Growling) 403 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:14,090 I Love It. 404 00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:16,593 Bite, Bite, Bite, Bite, Bite. 405 00:17:16,593 --> 00:17:20,397 Oohhhhh. 406 00:17:20,397 --> 00:17:22,098 Cliff! 407 00:17:22,098 --> 00:17:23,433 Oh, Cliff. 408 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,728 Cliff, The Snake. 409 00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:27,637 It's Over There By The Fireplace. 410 00:17:27,637 --> 00:17:28,605 Look! 411 00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:29,727 Cliff, Look! 412 00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:30,729 What? 413 00:17:30,729 --> 00:17:31,727 What Is It? 414 00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:32,728 The Snake. 415 00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:35,078 The Snake Is By The Fireplace. 416 00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:37,314 Cliff, I'm Going To Scream. 417 00:17:37,314 --> 00:17:39,516 You'll Wake Up The Children. 418 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,250 I Have To Scream. 419 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,685 Use The Pillow. 420 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,688 (Muffled Scream) 421 00:17:46,389 --> 00:17:47,722 Stop, Stop. 422 00:17:47,722 --> 00:17:50,729 Okay, I'll Go Get Theo. 423 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:52,728 Don't Leave Me Here By Myself. 424 00:17:52,728 --> 00:17:53,726 You Get Theo. 425 00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:56,266 I'm Not Getting Out Of This Bed. 426 00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:58,068 I've Got To Have Some Help. 427 00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,721 You've Got To Help Me, All Right? 428 00:18:00,721 --> 00:18:02,372 Cliff, Try To Get The... 429 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,723 Oohhh, Cliff, It's Coming This Way! 430 00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:07,244 Okay, It's Coming This Way. 431 00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:09,512 You've Got To Calm Down. 432 00:18:09,512 --> 00:18:11,729 You Have To Calm Down. 433 00:18:11,729 --> 00:18:13,283 There You Go. 434 00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:14,317 Calm Down. 435 00:18:14,317 --> 00:18:17,587 I'll Get The Snake For You. 436 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:20,257 There You Go. 437 00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:22,425 Okay, Where Is It? 438 00:18:22,425 --> 00:18:23,721 Where Did It... 439 00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:24,727 There It Is. 440 00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:29,729 Okay, Now, Give Me This. 441 00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:37,374 Take This, Go Over On That Side 442 00:18:37,374 --> 00:18:40,722 Open This Up, And Just Put It Down. 443 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:43,730 I'll Chase The Snake That Way. 444 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:46,049 You Just Go Like This. 445 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,523 Come On, Get Ready. 446 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,526 When I Count Three, I'll Scare Him That Way. 447 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,627 Okay. 448 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,727 Okay. 449 00:19:04,723 --> 00:19:06,503 He's Already Over There. 450 00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:07,671 Ohh! 451 00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,448 Stay Right Where You Are. 452 00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:21,217 It's Over There. 453 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,620 Now... 454 00:19:29,259 --> 00:19:30,560 He's Here. 455 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:35,065 I'm Going To Frighten Him That Way. 456 00:19:35,065 --> 00:19:40,726 You Drop The Pillowcase, Scoop Him Up, All Right? 457 00:19:40,726 --> 00:19:42,726 Okay, You Got It? 458 00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:45,141 All Right, Now I'll Scare Him... 459 00:19:46,509 --> 00:19:48,244 Hi, Little Fella. 460 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:53,516 You Climb Up The Steps All By Yourself? 461 00:19:53,516 --> 00:19:56,519 Cliff, Don't Talk To Him. 462 00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,722 Here We Go. On The Count Of Three. 463 00:19:58,722 --> 00:20:00,724 One, Two, Three. 464 00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:03,626 (Yelling) 465 00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:04,729 Cliff! 466 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:06,196 Did You Get Him? 467 00:20:06,196 --> 00:20:07,230 I Got It! 468 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:08,231 You Got It? 469 00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:09,723 Yes, I Got It. 470 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:11,468 I Got The Snake. 471 00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:12,602 I Caught It. 472 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:15,105 All Right! 473 00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:16,727 Here, Give It To Me. 474 00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:17,728 (Knocking) 475 00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:18,728 Yes. 476 00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:20,176 What's Going On? 477 00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:21,723 I Caught The Snake. 478 00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:24,147 Hey, Way To Go, Mom. 479 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,726 What Are You Going To Do With It? 480 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,686 I'm Going To Take It Out To The Country 481 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,726 And Set It Free. 482 00:20:30,726 --> 00:20:32,489 Can I See The Snake? 483 00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:33,623 You Want To? 484 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,491 Yes. 485 00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:35,625 Okay. 486 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,493 Stay There. 487 00:20:36,493 --> 00:20:39,662 Do You Really Want To See It? 488 00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:40,663 Yes. 489 00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:41,664 Okay, Here. 490 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:47,370 It's Not Very Big. 491 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,721 It's Kind Of Cute-- 492 00:20:48,721 --> 00:20:50,273 For A Snake. 493 00:20:50,273 --> 00:20:52,175 Mom, Do You Want To See It? 494 00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:54,729 I've Already Seen It. 495 00:20:54,729 --> 00:20:57,313 I'm Going To Set It Free. 496 00:20:57,313 --> 00:20:59,722 I Am So Glad That Is Over. 497 00:20:59,722 --> 00:21:00,724 Me, Too. 498 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,119 Let's Get Some Sleep, Huh? 499 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,120 Okay. 500 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,155 Good Night. 501 00:21:05,155 --> 00:21:06,122 Good Night. 502 00:21:06,122 --> 00:21:08,224 I Hope It Didn't Have Babies. 503 00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:12,328 (Muffled Screams) 31738

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