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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,941 --> 00:00:55,264 What Time Is It? 2 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,919 It's 3:00 A.M. 3 00:00:56,919 --> 00:00:58,258 Go Back To Sleep. 4 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,223 You Know 5 00:01:00,223 --> 00:01:05,895 They Say That Every Nine Seconds A Child Is Born... 6 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:11,255 And I Think Today They Picked Our Hospital To Do It In. 7 00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:12,902 I'm Telling You, Dear 8 00:01:12,902 --> 00:01:15,255 Babies Were Coming From All Directions. 9 00:01:15,255 --> 00:01:19,609 I Was Afraid To Move Out Of The Spot I Was In. 10 00:01:19,609 --> 00:01:23,646 I Walked Past A Vent, And Two Of Them Came Out. 11 00:01:23,646 --> 00:01:25,261 I Started Spanking People. 12 00:01:25,261 --> 00:01:28,258 By The Time I Got To The Car 13 00:01:28,258 --> 00:01:31,721 I Spanked The Fellow That Brought The Car. 14 00:01:33,255 --> 00:01:36,792 I'm Glad Mike Newcomb Was There To Help Me. 15 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:37,894 How Is He? 16 00:01:37,894 --> 00:01:39,061 Just Fine. 17 00:01:39,061 --> 00:01:40,255 And Guess What? 18 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:43,933 Told Me He's Got A New Girlfriend. 19 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:45,134 He Has? 20 00:01:45,134 --> 00:01:48,258 And Every Time I Bumped Into Him 21 00:01:48,258 --> 00:01:50,673 He Wanted To Talk About Her. 22 00:01:50,673 --> 00:01:52,108 That's Terrific. 23 00:01:52,108 --> 00:01:54,777 It's About Time He Started Enjoying Himself. 24 00:01:54,777 --> 00:01:57,780 It's Been Almost Two Years Since Marian Died. 25 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,782 Well, I Know He's Serious 26 00:01:59,782 --> 00:02:04,260 Because He's Bringing Her By Here Tomorrow. 27 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,722 I Certainly Am Glad He's Happy. 28 00:02:06,722 --> 00:02:11,060 And Cliff, I Want You To Know That If I Die 29 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:13,763 You Have My Permission To Marry Again. 30 00:02:20,255 --> 00:02:22,263 I Have Your Permission? 31 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:23,260 Yes. 32 00:02:26,255 --> 00:02:29,111 But You're Dead. 33 00:02:29,111 --> 00:02:32,882 Find Someone Who Can Make You Happy And Help With The Kids. 34 00:02:33,883 --> 00:02:35,256 Thank You. 35 00:02:38,988 --> 00:02:40,257 Would You? 36 00:02:43,726 --> 00:02:45,161 Would I What? 37 00:02:45,161 --> 00:02:47,129 If I Die, Would You Remarry? 38 00:02:47,129 --> 00:02:51,200 We'll Talk About It When It Happens. 39 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,264 We Can't Talk About It Then. 40 00:02:53,264 --> 00:02:54,870 Okay. 41 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,872 No. The Answer Is No. 42 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,207 I Wouldn't. 43 00:02:58,207 --> 00:03:01,256 Under No Circumstances, If I Die 44 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:02,912 Would You Marry Again. 45 00:03:02,912 --> 00:03:05,264 You Would Be Single Forever? 46 00:03:05,264 --> 00:03:07,260 Yes. 47 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,085 Would You Date Somebody? 48 00:03:11,263 --> 00:03:13,556 No, I Wouldn't. 49 00:03:13,556 --> 00:03:14,890 Okay, 'Cause I'm Dead. 50 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,255 I'm Gone. 51 00:03:18,256 --> 00:03:21,264 And You're Still In The Bed With Me? 52 00:03:25,735 --> 00:03:31,073 What If You Met A Gorgeous, International-Type Beauty? 53 00:03:35,578 --> 00:03:37,046 Not Interested. 54 00:03:37,046 --> 00:03:39,682 What If You Met A Woman Who Sang Jazz? 55 00:03:43,853 --> 00:03:45,259 Like Lena Horne? 56 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,264 And Can Scat. 57 00:03:46,264 --> 00:03:47,723 Like Ella Fitzgerald? 58 00:03:47,723 --> 00:03:48,261 You Said It. 59 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,263 Not My Type. 60 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,263 Well, What Is Your Type? 61 00:03:54,261 --> 00:03:55,731 You. 62 00:03:55,731 --> 00:03:57,733 Okay, Say You Met Me. 63 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:04,206 You're Dead. 64 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:06,642 There's Somebody Out There Just Like Me. 65 00:04:06,642 --> 00:04:07,777 You're Dead? 66 00:04:07,777 --> 00:04:09,011 Gone. 67 00:04:09,011 --> 00:04:12,260 Okay. Now, You're Not Coming Back, Are You? 68 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,716 Cliff, I'm Serious. 69 00:04:13,716 --> 00:04:14,984 No, I'm Serious. 70 00:04:14,984 --> 00:04:17,053 You're Not Coming Back, Right? 71 00:04:17,053 --> 00:04:17,753 I'm Dead. 72 00:04:17,753 --> 00:04:21,090 I Meet This Woman Who Looks Exactly Like You? 73 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:21,891 Exactly Like Me. 74 00:04:21,891 --> 00:04:22,925 And You're Dead? 75 00:04:22,925 --> 00:04:24,160 Yes. 76 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,895 Oh, Boy. 77 00:04:25,895 --> 00:04:28,255 I Would Call Her Up 78 00:04:28,255 --> 00:04:31,567 And I Would Ask Her Out On A Date. 79 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:34,255 And Then I Would Court Her 80 00:04:34,255 --> 00:04:37,907 And I Would Send Her Flowers And Call Her 81 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:41,255 And I Would Introduce Her To The Children 82 00:04:41,255 --> 00:04:44,180 And Then I Would Marry Her 83 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,255 And Bring Her In Here. 84 00:04:53,723 --> 00:04:56,058 Would You Keep My Picture Up? 85 00:04:56,058 --> 00:04:59,261 Dear, I Don't Have To Keep Your Picture Up 86 00:04:59,261 --> 00:05:01,764 Because She Looks Exactly Like You. 87 00:05:01,764 --> 00:05:03,099 Good Night, Cliff. 88 00:05:03,099 --> 00:05:04,767 You Need Some Sleep. 89 00:05:16,255 --> 00:05:18,264 (Rock Music Blaring) 90 00:05:18,264 --> 00:05:20,264 (Man Laughing Wickedly) 91 00:05:23,263 --> 00:05:24,987 Ha, Ha, Ha. 92 00:05:24,987 --> 00:05:26,689 Ha, Ha! 93 00:05:26,689 --> 00:05:27,957 Rrahr! 94 00:05:29,258 --> 00:05:31,259 Ohh! 95 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:43,255 (Unintelligible Screaming) 96 00:05:50,613 --> 00:05:52,815 Did We Wake You? 97 00:05:52,815 --> 00:05:54,261 I Found It. 98 00:05:54,261 --> 00:05:57,257 It Had Come Down The Hallway. 99 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,262 It Went Into My Room 100 00:05:59,262 --> 00:06:03,262 And Then I Thought It Was Going To Eat Me Up! 101 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:04,860 You See 102 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:12,902 There Are Certain Ways That I Am Accustomed To Waking Up. 103 00:06:13,969 --> 00:06:16,639 Bacon-- The Smell Of Bacon. 104 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:19,259 The Smell Of Coffee Perking. 105 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:22,255 The Twirping Of Birds. 106 00:06:22,255 --> 00:06:28,584 I Can Even Take The Cold, Wet Nose Of A Sea Lion 107 00:06:28,584 --> 00:06:30,052 Licking My Toes. 108 00:06:31,264 --> 00:06:36,255 This Is What They Created 109 00:06:36,255 --> 00:06:39,929 So We Wouldn't Have To Hear This In The House. 110 00:06:39,929 --> 00:06:41,764 I Only Have One Set. 111 00:06:41,764 --> 00:06:45,835 Then Put Your Heads Together. 112 00:06:45,835 --> 00:06:47,736 Give This Music A Chance. 113 00:06:47,736 --> 00:06:49,672 You Might Get Into It. 114 00:06:49,672 --> 00:06:50,940 Really? 115 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,255 Sondra: Yeah. 116 00:06:52,255 --> 00:06:54,710 Oh, What A Thrill. 117 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:56,078 Is This It? 118 00:06:56,078 --> 00:06:57,680 Yeah, Dad, That's Clyde. 119 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,014 He's Really Talented. 120 00:06:59,014 --> 00:07:00,258 I See. 121 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:03,018 Well, But He's Sticking His Tongue Out 122 00:07:03,018 --> 00:07:08,256 And Tatooed On His Tongue Is A Cactus. 123 00:07:08,256 --> 00:07:11,255 If You Ignore Clyde's Tongue And Makeup 124 00:07:11,255 --> 00:07:14,663 And Just Listen To What He's Trying To Say... 125 00:07:14,663 --> 00:07:16,932 What Is He Trying To Say? 126 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:20,102 He's Saying The World Is Closed. 127 00:07:20,102 --> 00:07:23,138 The World Is Closed. 128 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:25,257 The World Is Closed. 129 00:07:25,257 --> 00:07:28,978 Could They Open It Up And Let Him Out? 130 00:07:28,978 --> 00:07:30,260 Come On, Dad. 131 00:07:43,859 --> 00:07:45,259 Ahh! 132 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:47,696 What Is It? 133 00:07:47,696 --> 00:07:50,032 What Is The Matter With You? 134 00:07:50,032 --> 00:07:53,035 You're Not Going To Keep My Picture Up? 135 00:07:53,035 --> 00:07:55,259 Yes, I'll Keep Your Picture Up. 136 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:57,257 Where Will You Keep It? 137 00:07:57,257 --> 00:07:58,908 Out In The Hallway. 138 00:07:58,908 --> 00:08:00,255 Ahh! 139 00:08:00,255 --> 00:08:01,263 Where? 140 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:04,780 I'll Put It In The Closet. 141 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:06,115 Where? 142 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:07,883 I'll Put It Over The Bed. 143 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:09,885 A Blowup Over The Bed. 144 00:08:09,885 --> 00:08:11,687 I Want A Blowup There. 145 00:08:11,687 --> 00:08:13,022 With Lights. 146 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:14,556 Clair: Yes. Yes. 147 00:08:14,556 --> 00:08:17,026 What Will You Do With My Clothes? 148 00:08:17,026 --> 00:08:18,560 I'll Wear Them. 149 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,895 I'll Wear Them. 150 00:08:19,895 --> 00:08:22,097 Make Sure She Doesn't Wear Them. 151 00:08:22,097 --> 00:08:23,255 Oh, No. No. 152 00:08:23,255 --> 00:08:25,901 What Will The Children Call Her, Cliff? 153 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:27,255 Lola. 154 00:08:27,255 --> 00:08:30,973 Ahh! 155 00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:34,263 Listen, Dear, Our Friend Of 20 Years, Mike 156 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,264 Is Coming Over This Afternoon. 157 00:08:36,264 --> 00:08:38,264 We Got To Get Downstairs. 158 00:08:38,264 --> 00:08:39,782 I Don't Know. 159 00:08:39,782 --> 00:08:41,258 I'm Thinking About It. 160 00:08:41,258 --> 00:08:42,685 Dear? 161 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:45,259 You Know, You've Gained Weight. 162 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,655 Ahh! 163 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:47,957 Wait, Wait, Wait. 164 00:08:47,957 --> 00:08:49,257 You've Lost Weight. 165 00:08:49,257 --> 00:08:50,726 You've Lost Weight. 166 00:08:51,894 --> 00:08:53,256 Mmm! 167 00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:55,256 I'll Make You Some Coffee. 168 00:08:55,256 --> 00:08:56,598 Okay. 169 00:08:56,598 --> 00:08:59,068 I Made That Statement Under Duress. 170 00:08:59,068 --> 00:08:59,702 What Was That? 171 00:08:59,702 --> 00:09:01,263 I Said, "You're The Best"! 172 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:06,386 Come On, Vanessa. 173 00:09:06,386 --> 00:09:07,187 I Don't Have All Day. 174 00:09:07,187 --> 00:09:08,356 Then Let Go. 175 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:09,856 No. Now, Come On. 176 00:09:09,856 --> 00:09:11,057 Hey, Hey, Hey 177 00:09:11,057 --> 00:09:12,659 What's Going On Here? 178 00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:14,194 Nothing. Nothing. 179 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:17,864 Why Do You Have Your Sister In A Full Nelson? 180 00:09:17,864 --> 00:09:21,134 Because She Put Shaving Cream In My Shoe. 181 00:09:21,134 --> 00:09:22,353 Did You Do That? 182 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,704 Yes! 183 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:27,740 Did He Do Something To You? 184 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,358 Oh, Well, Then Carry On. 185 00:09:29,358 --> 00:09:31,010 Ahh! 186 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:34,350 Now, You Go Upstairs And Clean His Shoes Out. 187 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,359 Yeah, Clean Them And Polish Them... 188 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:39,052 (Doorbell) 189 00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:45,352 Cliff: Mike! 190 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,261 Hey, Cliff. I Want You To Meet Nicki. 191 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:49,350 Nicki: Hi. 192 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:50,697 Nicki. 193 00:09:50,697 --> 00:09:52,075 Nicki Philips. 194 00:09:52,075 --> 00:09:53,133 Come On In. 195 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:54,412 Thank You. 196 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:56,418 Did You Recover From Last Night 197 00:09:56,418 --> 00:09:58,410 And Get Some Sleep? 198 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:00,740 Yeah, I Got A Little Sleep. 199 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:02,909 Nicki, This Guy Is Bad. 200 00:10:02,909 --> 00:10:04,414 Mike: Bad. 201 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:06,846 Last Night, He Takes Mrs. Somers 202 00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:08,715 Who Delivered In 2o Minutes 203 00:10:08,715 --> 00:10:10,415 And He Gives Me Mrs. Shipley 204 00:10:10,415 --> 00:10:12,986 Whose Husband Was Taking Pictures Of Everything. 205 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:14,921 He Kept Saying, "I Missed It. 206 00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:16,923 Could You Do It Again?" 207 00:10:16,923 --> 00:10:20,026 Well, Let Me Go Get Clair. 208 00:10:20,026 --> 00:10:21,194 Okay. 209 00:10:21,194 --> 00:10:23,029 This Is A Beautiful House. 210 00:10:23,029 --> 00:10:25,417 Yeah, I Built It From A Kit. 211 00:10:30,418 --> 00:10:32,105 Are They Here? 212 00:10:32,105 --> 00:10:33,974 Yeah, They're Here. 213 00:10:33,974 --> 00:10:35,416 Well, What's She Like? 214 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,714 She's Got Two Arms, Two Legs. 215 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,410 Oh, Come On, Cliff. 216 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,416 She Can't Be That Bad. 217 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:47,415 No. She's Not Bad At All. 218 00:10:54,928 --> 00:10:56,329 Where Is She? 219 00:11:02,969 --> 00:11:06,740 She's Sitting Beside Him On The Sofa. 220 00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:11,945 Cliff. 221 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:17,050 Cliff, That Is No Woman. 222 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,410 That's Somebody's Child. 223 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,417 Right. 224 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:23,356 Now Look, We're All Somebody's Child. 225 00:11:23,356 --> 00:11:26,412 Well, She Certainly Does Look Young. 226 00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:30,130 Yes, But You're Looking At Her From A Distance. 227 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:33,033 Well, What Does She Look Like Up Close? 228 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:36,411 Younger. 229 00:11:36,411 --> 00:11:37,771 Oh... 230 00:11:37,771 --> 00:11:39,410 No, Wait A Minute. 231 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:42,410 Maybe She's From That Part Of Russia 232 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,712 Where They Eat Nothing But Yogurt All The Time. 233 00:11:45,712 --> 00:11:47,213 Now, Look At You. 234 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:49,410 Come On, You've Got To Behave. 235 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:51,718 No, You Behave. 236 00:11:51,718 --> 00:11:53,053 No, YouBehave. 237 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:57,057 No, YouBehave, Because I'm Not Saying Anything. 238 00:11:57,057 --> 00:11:58,416 Well, What Is That? 239 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,415 Well, I Can't Help It. 240 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,896 Look, We Owe It To Him. 241 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,831 We Are His Closest Friends. 242 00:12:04,831 --> 00:12:06,066 Be Nice. 243 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,068 Give Him A Chance, Okay? 244 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:10,070 Okay, You Take The Coffee 245 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:12,410 And I'll Get The Chocolate Milk. 246 00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:17,410 Behave. 247 00:12:26,986 --> 00:12:28,411 Hi! 248 00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:37,791 (Rock Music Blaring) 249 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,067 Hey! 250 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,446 Hold It Down Up There! 251 00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:43,085 Theo: Okay, Dad. 252 00:12:43,085 --> 00:12:46,162 I Woke Up To That Mess This Morning. 253 00:12:46,162 --> 00:12:47,163 You Don't Like Clyde? 254 00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:49,772 Cliff And Clyde Aren't Best Friends. 255 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:51,674 It's An Acquired Taste. 256 00:12:51,674 --> 00:12:52,908 He's Great Live. 257 00:12:52,908 --> 00:12:56,156 You Didn't Go To A Clyde Concert. 258 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:57,159 Yeah. 259 00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:58,747 I Got Him 260 00:12:58,747 --> 00:13:00,649 Tickets For His Birthday. 261 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,685 We Had A Great Time. 262 00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:06,989 Clyde, The Guy With The Tongue And The Tattoo..? 263 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:08,057 Wait, Cliff. 264 00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:09,725 Listen To His Lyrics: 265 00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:13,729 "In The Heart Of Darkness, I Look For The Flame. 266 00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:17,800 "In The Sound Of The Wind, I Listen For Your Name. 267 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,157 I Stop And Discover You're All Things To Me." 268 00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:22,638 That's Lovely. 269 00:13:22,638 --> 00:13:25,155 It's Lovely Because He Said The Words. 270 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:27,476 Mr. Clyde Says: 271 00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:35,155 (Yelling At The Top Of His Lungs) 272 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:45,060 Cliff, I'm Now Listening To Her Clyde Albums 273 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:48,564 And She's Listening To My Miles Davis Albums. 274 00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:52,901 Ah, Now You Like That, Don't You? 275 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:54,737 Not His Earlier Recordings. 276 00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:56,739 I Like His Recent Stuff. 277 00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,774 I Wish He Would Sing. 278 00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:03,163 We're Supposed To Be 279 00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:05,981 On A Racquetball Court In Five Minutes. 280 00:14:05,981 --> 00:14:07,816 He's Teaching Me How To Play. 281 00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:10,156 It's Nice To Meet You. 282 00:14:10,156 --> 00:14:11,720 Let's Go Out Sometime. 283 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,489 Maybe A Miles Davis Concert. 284 00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:15,491 I'll Ask Him To Sing. 285 00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:17,155 Oh, Great! 286 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:20,796 Do Me A Favor And Start The Car. 287 00:14:20,796 --> 00:14:23,160 I'll Be Out In A Minute. 288 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,160 Okay. Bye. 289 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,467 Bye-Bye. 290 00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:29,471 Listen, I Should Have Warned You About Her Age 291 00:14:29,471 --> 00:14:33,108 But I Wanted You To Meet Her First. 292 00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:34,810 She's A Lovely Person. 293 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,478 We Wish You Luck. 294 00:14:36,478 --> 00:14:37,479 That's Great. 295 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:38,514 Thank You, Clair. 296 00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:40,816 I Love You Both. 297 00:14:40,816 --> 00:14:42,157 Take Care. 298 00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:47,456 How Old Is Mike? 299 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,057 He's 53. 300 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:52,155 How Old Do You Think She Is? 301 00:14:52,155 --> 00:14:54,158 Under 53. 302 00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,064 I Have To Confess. 303 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:58,734 The Whole Time They Were Here 304 00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:02,155 I Kept Looking For Something Wrong With Her-- 305 00:15:02,155 --> 00:15:04,807 Like Maybe She Was A Bubble-Brain. 306 00:15:04,807 --> 00:15:06,155 She Wasn't. 307 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,159 She's Intelligent, And They Look Happy. 308 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,579 Who? 309 00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:12,155 Mike Newcomb. He Just Left. 310 00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:13,816 How Is Dr. Newcomb? 311 00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:16,485 He Seems To Be Doing Pretty Well. 312 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:19,822 Dr. Newcomb Is 53 Years Old 313 00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:22,925 And He's Dating A Very Young Woman. 314 00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:24,092 How Young? 315 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,661 About Your Age. 316 00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:27,159 Really? Is It Serious? 317 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,897 They Seem Compatible. 318 00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:30,163 Good For Him. 319 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:34,603 Would You Consider Dating A Man That Age? 320 00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:38,507 If I Met Someone I Really Liked, Age Wouldn't Matter. 321 00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:40,164 What You're Saying Is 322 00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:43,579 Age Has Nothing To Do With Happiness? 323 00:15:43,579 --> 00:15:44,913 That's Right. 324 00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:47,983 Let Me Give You An Example. 325 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:50,819 Suppose I Died... 326 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:55,824 And Your Mother Came Home With A 19-Year-Old Boy. 327 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,725 Yeah? 328 00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:59,461 What Do You Mean, "Yeah?" 329 00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:06,161 I'm Dead And You Can't Even Mourn For A Tenth Of A Second? 330 00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:09,155 You're Not Dead. You're Sitting Here. 331 00:16:09,155 --> 00:16:10,806 It's A Hypothetical Death. 332 00:16:10,806 --> 00:16:15,888 But You Didn't Even Take Time For A Hypothetical Mourning. 333 00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:18,487 It's Almost Like You Wish I Was Dead. 334 00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:21,062 I Don't Want You To Die. 335 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:22,064 You Sure? 336 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,066 Yes! 337 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,527 What's The Point? 338 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:29,732 I'm Dead, And You Have Me On The Sidewalk With The Garbage. 339 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:32,368 You're A Wonderful Husband And Father 340 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:35,067 But You Never Get To The Point. 341 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,873 I'm Trying To Get To The Point. 342 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,067 Go Ahead. 343 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,643 If You Die... 344 00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:42,545 Never Mind. 345 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,062 Never Mind What? 346 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,062 Denise! 347 00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:46,067 Hey. 348 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,551 Denise, My Friend, Sit Down. 349 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:52,555 I Want To Ask You A Hypothetical Question. 350 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:53,756 Okay. 351 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:57,283 All Right. Now, Suppose I Died... 352 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,218 Yeah? 353 00:17:01,138 --> 00:17:02,285 Boy, This Is A Cold Family. 354 00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:06,604 Hey, What's Going On? 355 00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:07,685 We're Having A Discussion. 356 00:17:07,685 --> 00:17:09,309 Suppose Dad Died... 357 00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:11,578 It Would Really Tear Me Up. 358 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,874 My Son. 359 00:17:17,874 --> 00:17:22,789 Tomorrow I'm Taking You Out To Buy You A Car. 360 00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:24,591 That's Not Fair. 361 00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:27,694 You All Answered The Question Wrong. 362 00:17:42,874 --> 00:17:47,180 (Noisy Kiss) 363 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:51,184 I Thought It Was The 19-Year-Old. 364 00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:02,295 Clair, Listen To That. 365 00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:03,730 What? 366 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:06,733 The Sound Of Our Children 367 00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:10,404 Playing At Your Mother And Father's House. 368 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:13,206 I've Been Thinking About Mike And Nicki. 369 00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:15,509 They Have A Great Relationship. 370 00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:19,679 It Must Be Wonderful To Have New Things To Talk About. 371 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:21,381 Like What? 372 00:18:21,381 --> 00:18:22,879 I Don't Know. 373 00:18:22,879 --> 00:18:27,881 All We Ever Talk About Are Bills, Report Cards, Work. 374 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:33,193 We Are Dull And Boring Beyond Words. 375 00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:36,874 That's What You Think, Huh? 376 00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:38,874 Don't You? 377 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,701 Come Here. 378 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:47,874 I Don't Want You To Say Another Word 379 00:18:47,874 --> 00:18:50,677 Because We Are "Beyond Words." 380 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,679 Sit Down. 381 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:14,534 (Romantic Jazz) 24388

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