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I'm Sorry, But I Couldn't
Pass Up This Shot.
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Clair, There's Something
On Top Of My Body.
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I Think It's Alive.
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Go In The Kitchen--
Be Quick About It.
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Get The Giant Spatula.
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How Did You Two
Get Into This Position?
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I Don't Know.
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I Know That Earlier Today
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Rudy And I Had A Disagreement
About A Cookie
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And She Became Enraged,
And She Attacked Me
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And We Fought
For Hours
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Until We Passed Out.
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I'm Sorry I Keep
Coming Home Late
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But That Case Is Finished.
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Things Should Return To Normal.
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You Know, Rudy Never Attacks
When You're Home.
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Get Her To Bed,
But Don't Wake Her.
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"Don't Wake Her"?
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Watch This.
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You're Saying,
"Don't Wake Up This Child."
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This Is The Child
On The 4th Of July
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We Sat Up Front
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They Exploded $2 Million Worth
Of Firecrackers
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She Never Budged.
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Brass Band Played
Right In Our Faces
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She Never Budged.
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We Drove Her Home
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Took All Her Clothes Off
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Put Her In The Bathtub,
Gave Her A Bath
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We Did Her Nails
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And I Think
We Took Out Her Appendix.
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No, You Don't Have
To Worry About That.
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I'll Put Her To Bed.
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You Got A Lovely Dinner
Waiting In The Kitchen.
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You've Made Dinner
Three Nights In A Row.
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And?
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Every Meal
Has Been An Adventure.
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Tonight
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I Want You To Get Ready
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To Visit
The Island Of Trinidad.
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♪ Tabooga ♪
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♪ Tabooga ♪
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♪ Tabooga ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Tabooga ♪
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Hi, Theo.
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How's It Going?
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How Come You're
Making That Sandwich?
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Didn't You
Enjoy Trinidad?
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It Was Great.
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Dad's Cooking
Is Delicious.
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I Just Wish He Wouldn't
Tell Us What's In It.
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You Know He Likes
To Experiment.
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Yesterday I Had Something
I Really Enjoyed
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Until I Found Out It Was Possum
Back In A Bean Curd Sauce.
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What Did He Say
This Is?
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I Wouldn't Let Him
Tell Me.
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You Still Hungry?
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No. I Just Want To
Eat Something I Know.
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What's In That Sandwich?
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Peanut Butter, Jelly,
Liverwurst, Anchovies
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And An Onion For Cleansing.
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(Ring)
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Huxtable Residence.
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Frank.
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No, I Don't Want A Settlement.
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I Think We Have
A Very Good Case.
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Aha.
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Hey.
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Hi, Dad.
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What Is That?
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Peanut Butter, Liverwurst,
Mint Jelly, Anchovies
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And An Onion For Cleansing.
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Boy.
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Take That Thing
Up To Your Room And Eat It.
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We're Not Allowed To.
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Yeah, But Nobody Will
Know The Difference.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You Promised
To Take This To Trial.
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I Feel Very Strongly About This.
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If You Have To Drop The Case
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Please Send The Work
You've Done So Far To Me.
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Thank You.
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♪ Tabooga ♪
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♪ Tabooga ♪
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So Who Was That?
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That Was Frank Simmons
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The Attorney Who Was
Handling Sondra's Case.
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Was Handling The Case.
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He Wants My Daughter
To Settle Out Of Court.
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We Don't Want To Do That.
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The Mechanic Ripped Her Off.
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Somebody Should Nail
His Hide To The Wall.
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Settling Out Of Court
Is The Easy Way Out.
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We're Talking About
A Guilty Man.
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He's Probably Ripping
People Off Night And Day.
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When's The Trial?
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In Three Days.
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Sondra Comes Home Tonight.
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So Who's Going
To Handle The Case?
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I Can See By The Flaring
Of The Nostrils...
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That This Poor Man-- Mechanic--
Who Ripped Off Sondra Huxtable
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Is Now Going To Face The Wrath
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Of Clair...
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Ptoing! Toing!
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"Colt Kirby" Huxtable.
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I Got A Lot Of Work To Do.
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Yeah.
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Oh, This Is Good.
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Yeah.
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What Is It? Chicken?
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Hmm-Mm.
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Well, It's Not Veal.
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No, No.
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Lamb.
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Wrong.
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See, I Was In Bazar's,
And I Saw This Jar--
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It Had Green Sauce.
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You Know The International
Gourmet Restaurant?
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Mm-Hmm.
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And It Was
Sliced Turtles' Feet
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And I Said To Myself
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I Said, "Now, This Is
Very, Very Interesting."
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So I Took...
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You Want Some Crackers?
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Well, Where You Going?
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Upstairs To Get Some
Of Theo's Sandwich.
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Now, Miss Huxtable
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Would You Please
Tell The Court
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What Mr. Wilson Said
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After He Examined
Your Engine For
The First Time.
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I Have The
Perfect Strategy
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For This
Mechanic Fellow.
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Let's Forget About The Trial
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And The Three Of Us
Go To His House And Beat Him Up.
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Please Take
Vanessa And Rudy
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To The Museum
Or Somewhere?
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I Have A Feeling
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If They're Around,
They'll Disturb Us.
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Thanks For
Your Help, Daddy.
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Now, Miss Huxtable
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Let's Start
From The Beginning.
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Kindly Tell The Court
What Mr. Wilson Said
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The First Time
He Saw Your Engine.
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He Said It Only Had
1,000 Miles Left In It.
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Don't Say "He."
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Say "Mr. Wilson"
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Because This Tells The Judge
We're Showing Respect
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To This Guy
We're Getting Ready To Nail.
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Mom, This Is Great.
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Rudy, Come On.
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We're Going To See
The Dinosaurs.
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I Don't Want To.
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Why?
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'Cause They're Big And Scary.
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They Are Not Scary.
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Do You Know I Happened
To Just Go By The Museum?
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I Went In, And Do You Know
What The Dinosaurs Said To Me?
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"Doctor Huxtable,
Where Is Rudy Today?"
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No, They Didn't.
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What If We See Something Else
Like The Prehistoric Man?
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Who's He?
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These Are People That Lived
Thousands Of Centuries Ago
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Called Cavemen.
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Were They Afraid
Of The Dinosaurs?
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They Used To Keep Them As Pets.
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But They Didn't Stay Long
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'Cause People Would Take Them
For A Walk And Never Come Back.
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Sometimes If The Kid Didn't Go
To The Museum With The Parent
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They Would Say,
"Here, Take This One."
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What Are You
Doing There?
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Are You Doing
A Science Project?
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Now You're
A Pirate.
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But They Used To Have
The Brinosauromoreasises.
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Say That.
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Sinabrontomorisses.
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No, No. The
Brontasaurmormafizznasisses.
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Bronta...
Bronta...
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Mona...
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Yeah.
Sorna...
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Sornamiss...
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Missas...
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Missasissis.
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Missasissis.
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That's
Right.
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And They Had
The Plopasaurnamissasis
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And He Talked Like This:
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"Let's Go To The Museum."
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Okay.
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All Finished, Dad.
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Well, Thank You
For Helping
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Keep This Place Shipshape
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While Your Mother
Works On Sondra's Case.
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When You Use Navy Words,
It Means I Have To Start Over.
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Let's Put It
This Way...
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See, Dad, I Had Some Problems
Getting The Sheets Smooth.
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I Understand
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Because It Looks Like There's
Somebody Else Underneath It.
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Don't Be Afraid Of Sheets.
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You See, You Must Not
Be Afraid Of Sheets.
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You Move Quickly,
Take Them Down.
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Now Look At That-- Wrinkles.
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Put Your Hand Like This.
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Don't Be Ashamed.
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Just Bring Them On Out.
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00:10:11,373 --> 00:10:13,257
Now You're Cooking.
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00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,327
Now, Sheets.
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You Want To Snap The Sheets.
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00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:21,666
Snap, You Understand?
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Snap!
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00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,369
Snap!
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I'll Give You A Hand.
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That's It.
Snap It.
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Just Keep Working.
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Smooth-- That's It.
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You're Doing That
On Purpose!
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Now Look, You Finish The Bed,
I'll Be Back For You On Tuesday.
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Rudy, You
Missed A Spot.
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00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,022
No, No, No, No.
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00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:21,058
This Is Not
What I'm Talking About.
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We Tried, But Rudy Begged Us
To Let Her Mop.
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Denise, You're Supposed
To Swab The Deck.
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Oh, No, He's Using Navy Words.
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Daddy,
Mopping's Theo's Job.
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00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:35,973
Theo's A Deck Above Making Beds.
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00:11:35,973 --> 00:11:37,368
I Make The Beds.
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You've Been Promoted.
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Seaman Rudy Huxtable.
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Aye, Aye, Sir.
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What Is This?
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A Mop, Sir.
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And The Proper Way To Mop,
Since You All Don't Know
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Is To Dunk It Into The Water,
And Then You Bring It Up.
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You Look At It,
And Then You Don't Wring It Out.
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You Gently Ooze The Water Out.
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00:12:01,832 --> 00:12:05,703
You Don't Put It Down
And Move Things Like That.
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That's What Theo Does.
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00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:11,366
And That's Why Theo
Is Making The Beds.
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00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:15,368
You Take The Mop,
You Do It The Navy Way.
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You Twirl It Around-- Blap!
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00:12:17,372 --> 00:12:20,251
See How Beautiful That Is?
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00:12:20,251 --> 00:12:24,321
Then You
Thrust Your Hip Forward.
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00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:32,263
You Shovel, Throw It Out,
Then You Turn And Then You Slap.
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Let That Dirt Know
That You're Coming After It.
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So Throw The Hip Forward,
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:49,180
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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Come On, Do It.
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In Unison:
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:57,955
Shovel,Turn, Slap!
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00:12:57,955 --> 00:13:01,366
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,365
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,365
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,370
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,366
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:09,366 --> 00:13:11,369
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:11,369 --> 00:13:13,771
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:16,307
Shovel, Turn, Slap!
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00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:25,364
(Impersonating Julia Child)
And We Grate The Cheese.
262
00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:31,371
And You Really Don't Have To
Worry About Cheese...
263
00:13:32,723 --> 00:13:34,364
Aha!
264
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,193
Come Here.
265
00:13:36,193 --> 00:13:38,373
Just The Person
I Want To See.
266
00:13:38,373 --> 00:13:41,665
A Little Taste Test Here.
267
00:13:41,665 --> 00:13:43,371
I'll Wait Until Dinner.
268
00:13:43,371 --> 00:13:44,735
Fine.
269
00:13:44,735 --> 00:13:45,870
Dinner!
270
00:13:47,071 --> 00:13:49,773
Come On Down!
I Know You're Up There.
271
00:13:52,776 --> 00:13:56,364
All Right, Come On.
272
00:13:56,364 --> 00:13:58,015
Are You Hungry?
273
00:13:58,015 --> 00:13:59,049
In Unison:
No.
274
00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:00,684
Good, Sit Down.
275
00:14:00,684 --> 00:14:02,369
I Know You're Hungry.
276
00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:03,821
All Right.
277
00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,364
Step Up
Here.
278
00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:07,364
What Is It Tonight, Dad?
279
00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:09,093
French? Italian?
Chinese?
280
00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:11,028
Right.
281
00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:15,368
Mmm, Smells Great.
282
00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:18,168
We Know The
"Smells Great" Trick.
283
00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:20,373
In Unison:
Eww.
284
00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:22,773
How Can You
Eat That?
285
00:14:22,773 --> 00:14:25,175
Go Away To College
For A Long Time.
286
00:14:25,175 --> 00:14:26,078
You'll Eat Anything Home-Cooked.
287
00:14:26,544 --> 00:14:27,565
Rudy!
288
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:36,230
In Unison:
Eww!
289
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:37,784
What's That?
290
00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:39,229
Cow's Tongue.
291
00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:45,226
I'm Getting Out Of Here.
292
00:14:45,226 --> 00:14:47,693
Wait, Wait, Wait.
293
00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:50,763
I'm Just Using This
For Flavor.
294
00:14:50,763 --> 00:14:55,254
Good. I Don't Want To Taste
Anything That Can Taste Me.
295
00:14:55,254 --> 00:14:57,402
Next He'll Have Bats
Flying Around Here.
296
00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:11,967
What Time Is It?
297
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,435
2:00.
298
00:15:13,435 --> 00:15:17,739
I Love It When You Practice Law
In Your Pajamas.
299
00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:21,710
I Wish I Had More Than
Three Days To Prepare This.
300
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,645
This Man Has Been Sued Twice
301
00:15:23,645 --> 00:15:24,880
And Has
Gotten Off.
302
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,086
That Was Before
He Faced Clair Huxtable.
303
00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:31,086
Clair "Colt" Huxtable.
304
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,826
Can I
Come And Watch?
305
00:15:37,826 --> 00:15:39,828
It's Just A Civil Case.
306
00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:41,830
It Won't Be That Exciting.
307
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:42,998
Not Exciting!?
308
00:15:42,998 --> 00:15:45,734
You're Going After Him
With Both Barrels.
309
00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:47,436
I'll Be Prepared.
310
00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:51,079
You Sit There Talking
With That Cool Attorney Talk.
311
00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:55,811
Now Tell Me, Just What Is
In Store For Mr. Wilson?
312
00:15:55,811 --> 00:16:00,082
Mr. Wilson Is Going To Get
Exactly What He's Got Coming.
313
00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:02,080
I Like Your Style.
314
00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:15,078
Why Don't You Take
A Little Break?
315
00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:16,398
I Can't.
316
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:26,078
You've Got A Lot
Of Tension In You.
317
00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:28,078
I Do Not.
318
00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:31,080
I Felt It
In Your Lips.
319
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,883
I've Really Got
A Lot Of Work To Do Here.
320
00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:37,886
Want Me To
Give You A Back Rub?
321
00:16:37,886 --> 00:16:41,957
No, I Really Have Some Things
To Attend To Here.
322
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,391
Don't Do That.
323
00:16:43,391 --> 00:16:45,393
Your Back Rubs
Are Lethal.
324
00:16:45,393 --> 00:16:48,086
If You Rub My Back,
I'll Fall Asleep.
325
00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:51,633
I'll Give You
An Arm Rub.
326
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:53,568
Want An Elbow Rub?
327
00:16:53,568 --> 00:16:54,736
Stop That.
328
00:16:56,905 --> 00:16:58,080
I'll Tell You What.
329
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,087
I'd Love A Back Rub
When I'm Finished.
330
00:17:06,078 --> 00:17:10,080
How Long Is All This
Going To Take?
331
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,086
About An Hour.
332
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:20,629
I'll Probably
Fall Asleep By Then.
333
00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:25,567
If You Do, You Die.
334
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:28,082
I Better Stay Awake.
335
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:38,076
No, Sir,
I Never Have.
336
00:17:38,076 --> 00:17:40,013
Thank You,
Mr. Wilson.
337
00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:41,981
No Further Questions,
Your Honor.
338
00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,079
Your Witness,
Counselor.
339
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:45,585
Mr. Wilson, How Long
Have You Been In Business?
340
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:47,077
Six Years In May.
341
00:17:47,077 --> 00:17:49,076
Have You Ever Made
An Unnecessary Repair?
342
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:50,078
Absolutely Not.
343
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:52,759
I'm An Honest Man.
I Never Cheat Anyone.
344
00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:55,495
Just Answer-- Yes Or No?
345
00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:58,076
You Come To
A Lot Of These?
346
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,532
Once In A While.
347
00:17:59,532 --> 00:18:01,079
I'm Here Every Day.
348
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:04,671
Are You Aware That
In The Past 18 Months
349
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,081
27 Complaints Have Been
Filed Against You?
350
00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:09,702
Objection. Counsel Is Defaming
The Character Of My Client.
351
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:10,997
Objection Overruled.
352
00:18:10,997 --> 00:18:14,295
People Are Always
Griping About Mechanics.
353
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:17,641
You Might Say
We're A Lot Like Lawyers.
354
00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:19,300
That's Amusing, Mr. Wilson.
355
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,300
He's Going To Pay
For That One.
356
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,786
Want A Bite
Of My Orange?
357
00:18:26,786 --> 00:18:28,487
No, Thank You.
358
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:30,489
I Generally Bring An Apple
359
00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:34,493
But The Clerk Says
I Make Too Much Noise.
360
00:18:34,493 --> 00:18:35,828
Mr. Wilson
361
00:18:35,828 --> 00:18:38,531
What Percentage Of Your Business
Involves Engine Replacement?
362
00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:41,014
I Guess 20... 25 Percent.
363
00:18:41,014 --> 00:18:43,439
She's Setting Him Up.
364
00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:46,753
In Six Years
365
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:50,223
One-Fourth Of Your Customers
Had An Engine Removed.
366
00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:52,792
You Must Have Storage Problems.
367
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,928
We Keep Some Of Them
368
00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:58,164
And Others Go To
The Junk Dealers.
369
00:18:58,164 --> 00:19:01,101
She Just Drew Blood.
370
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:07,235
I Hear You.
371
00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:09,513
You Replaced The Plaintiff's
Old Engine With A Rebuilt Engine
372
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:12,985
Purchased From
Olympus Engine Company.
373
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,320
This Invoice States
374
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,825
That The Serial Number On The
Rebuilt Engine Is Rn7294938.
375
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,992
Is That Correct?
376
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,510
If That's What It Says.
377
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:26,032
I'd Like To Submit This Invoice
As Exhibit A.
378
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,508
She's Sharp.
379
00:19:27,508 --> 00:19:29,508
Not Bad Looking, Either.
380
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,340
Where Do You Find
The Engine Serial Number?
381
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,459
On A Metal Sticker
Riveted Onto The Engine Block.
382
00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:39,606
She's Going In
For The Kill.
383
00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:41,453
Is This An Engine Sticker?
384
00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,454
Yeah.
385
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:43,922
When I Removed This
386
00:19:43,922 --> 00:19:47,612
From The Rebuilt Engine You
Placed In Miss Huxtable's Car
387
00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:50,429
I Found Another
Serial Number Underneath
388
00:19:50,429 --> 00:19:53,605
That Was Imprinted
On The Engine Itself.
389
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:56,068
That Second
Number Matches
390
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:59,471
The One On The Car's
Original Bill Of Sale.
391
00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:01,611
Mr. Wilson Has Charged
Miss Huxtable
392
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:04,611
For An Engine
He Never Replaced.
393
00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:08,313
Your Honor, Can I Take
A Five-Minute Break Here?
394
00:20:08,313 --> 00:20:11,049
YouCan't Ask
For A Recess.
395
00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:13,610
Defense Requests
A 15-Minute Recess.
396
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:17,609
This Court Stands Recessed
For 15 Minutes.
397
00:20:17,609 --> 00:20:19,605
What Does
This Mean?
398
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:22,160
It Means We're
About To Win.
399
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,230
That's Some
Kind Of Woman, Man.
400
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,603
I Think I'm Going To
Ask Her Out.
401
00:20:29,191 --> 00:20:30,712
I Don't Know, Man.
402
00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:33,279
She Probably Has
A Big Boyfriend.
403
00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:34,749
I Can't Help Myself.
404
00:20:34,749 --> 00:20:37,280
I'm Going To
Ask Her Anyway.
405
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:41,281
Pardon Me?
406
00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:46,027
I Really Enjoyed
The Way You Handled That Case.
407
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,284
Thank You.
408
00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,286
When Did You Graduate
From Law School?
409
00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:50,732
Last Year.
410
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:54,602
Do You Have A Boyfriend?
411
00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:56,282
Would You Like One?
412
00:20:57,639 --> 00:20:59,641
If The Right Guy Comes Along.
413
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:02,280
Would You Have Coffee With Me?
414
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,285
Okay.
415
00:21:03,285 --> 00:21:06,581
Then Maybe After Coffee
We Could Get Married.
416
00:21:06,581 --> 00:21:08,711
Okay.
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