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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,911 --> 00:00:49,834 Hi, Mom. 2 00:00:49,834 --> 00:00:51,569 Where Are You Going? 3 00:00:51,569 --> 00:00:53,915 Down The Street To Play Football. 4 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:56,808 Theo, It's Five Degrees Out There. 5 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,912 I've Got Extra Socks On. 6 00:00:58,912 --> 00:01:00,812 Wear Gloves And A Hat. 7 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:01,846 It's Freeze Football-- 8 00:01:01,846 --> 00:01:04,549 Wear That Stuff, You're Not A Real Man. 9 00:01:04,549 --> 00:01:09,220 How Will The Real Man Feel When His Mother Shows Up 10 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:11,856 Carrying His Gloves And A Hat? 11 00:01:11,856 --> 00:01:13,258 Hey, Dad. 12 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:15,393 Hey. Where You Going? 13 00:01:15,393 --> 00:01:17,228 Freeze Football. 14 00:01:17,228 --> 00:01:20,365 You Can't Play Freeze Football With A Hat. 15 00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:23,334 You've Got To Take That Stuff Off. 16 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:24,917 They're Mom's Idea. 17 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:27,405 Wear The Hat And Gloves. 18 00:01:27,405 --> 00:01:28,915 Hi, Dear. 19 00:01:28,915 --> 00:01:30,375 How Was School? 20 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:31,709 School? 21 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:34,379 Dear, I Brought Home Two Children 22 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:37,782 That May Or May Not Be Ours. 23 00:01:37,782 --> 00:01:41,219 When I Pulled Up To The School 24 00:01:41,219 --> 00:01:44,422 There Was A Pack Of Them Like This. 25 00:01:44,422 --> 00:01:46,910 Parents Drove Up And Got Out 26 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:49,910 And They Panicked Trying To Find Theirs. 27 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:53,364 One Woman Was Going Through The Whole Pack-- 28 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,911 Picking Them Up, Looking At Them 29 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:58,918 And Then Throwing Them Over Her Shoulder. 30 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:02,340 So I Brought These Two Home 31 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:05,376 Because They Were The Right Size. 32 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:06,744 Hi, Mom. 33 00:02:06,744 --> 00:02:09,714 I Think This Is One Of Ours. 34 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:12,717 We Don't Have To Take It Back. 35 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:13,919 Who Are You? 36 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:14,913 Rudy! 37 00:02:14,913 --> 00:02:17,910 We Don't Have To Take Them Back. 38 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:19,424 These Aren't My Boots. 39 00:02:19,424 --> 00:02:20,725 Whose Are They? 40 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:21,759 I Don't Know. 41 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:25,763 The Bell Rings, You Go To The Pile And Try Your Luck. 42 00:02:25,763 --> 00:02:27,732 You Can Return Them Tomorrow. 43 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:30,501 But They're Better Than Mine. 44 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:34,439 Vanessa, They Go Back Into The Pile Tomorrow. 45 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:35,912 Can I Keep These? 46 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:37,910 No. Cliff, Get Them Undressed. 47 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:38,914 I'll Start Dinner. 48 00:02:38,914 --> 00:02:42,910 It Takes A Long Time To Do This, Dear. 49 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:44,549 Daddy, I'm Getting Hot. 50 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:45,717 I Know. 51 00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:50,910 Dad's Taking Off The Clothes As Fast As He Can. 52 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,910 Okay, Here We Go. 53 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:55,913 Daddy, I Can Take It Off! 54 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,465 Daddy! 55 00:03:00,465 --> 00:03:01,919 Cliff... 56 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,637 I Didn't Know They Were Hooked To Her. 57 00:03:05,637 --> 00:03:07,772 Cliff, We Need To Talk. 58 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:08,406 Right Now? 59 00:03:08,406 --> 00:03:09,340 Right Now. 60 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:09,919 What's Up? 61 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:11,242 Nothing. 62 00:03:11,242 --> 00:03:14,312 Help Rudy Get Undressed, Then Go Upstairs. 63 00:03:14,312 --> 00:03:16,314 I Want To Show You Something. 64 00:03:16,314 --> 00:03:17,715 What's The Matter? 65 00:03:17,715 --> 00:03:21,786 I Accidentally Knocked Theo's Book Off The Table... 66 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:23,221 Yeah? 67 00:03:23,221 --> 00:03:26,391 ...And Found This. 68 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:32,910 Maybe He's Doing A Book Report On Drug Abuse 69 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:37,435 And He's Using This As A Visual Aid. 70 00:03:41,165 --> 00:03:43,661 Yeah, That's The Real Thing. 71 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:47,725 I Hate To Think Of Him Starting With That Stuff. 72 00:03:47,725 --> 00:03:49,733 The Boy Knows Where We Stand On This. 73 00:03:49,733 --> 00:03:50,999 I'll Bet It's His Friends. 74 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:52,566 They Seem All Right. 75 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,969 All Right? 76 00:03:53,969 --> 00:03:55,136 Cockroach... 77 00:03:55,136 --> 00:03:55,966 Buzzard... 78 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:57,366 The Mouth. 79 00:03:57,366 --> 00:03:58,489 The Mouth? 80 00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:03,005 Some Child Called The Other Day And Asked For Theo. 81 00:04:03,005 --> 00:04:08,076 He Said, "Tell Him The Mouth Called." 82 00:04:08,076 --> 00:04:10,584 Don't You Find It Suspicious 83 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:15,051 That These People Aren't Using Their Real Names? 84 00:04:15,051 --> 00:04:16,953 When Children Are Born 85 00:04:16,953 --> 00:04:21,925 Parents Look At The Child And Say, "Lillian," "Roy..." 86 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:25,489 After The Child Develops, Whatever Comes Out 87 00:04:25,489 --> 00:04:28,298 The Neighborhood Looks At It And Says... 88 00:04:28,298 --> 00:04:29,065 "Cockroach." 89 00:04:29,065 --> 00:04:34,404 Cockroach Looks Exactly Like A Cockroach. 90 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:38,942 Suppose These Kids Are Using Those Names As Decoys 91 00:04:38,942 --> 00:04:41,978 And Suppose Theo Is Their Contact. 92 00:04:41,978 --> 00:04:45,489 Suppose Those Guys Are Selling This Stuff? 93 00:04:46,983 --> 00:04:48,489 Now, Please. 94 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,492 You Found This In His Book. 95 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,741 It Doesn't Look Like He Smoked It. 96 00:04:53,741 --> 00:04:56,212 We Haven't Seen Him Smoke It. 97 00:04:56,212 --> 00:05:01,550 But Already You Have Our Son Flying Back And Forth To Turkey. 98 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,052 My Point Is This: 99 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,741 Why Don't We Use This? 100 00:05:05,741 --> 00:05:08,057 Be Rational, All Right? 101 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,158 Okay. 102 00:05:09,158 --> 00:05:10,956 Where Are You Going? 103 00:05:10,956 --> 00:05:13,283 I'm Going To Search His Room. 104 00:05:13,283 --> 00:05:17,460 Cliff, You Can't Do That. 105 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:19,460 I Wasn't Going To. 106 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:21,322 Anyway, That's Theo's Room. 107 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:24,765 You Couldn't Find 12 Acres Of Grass Growing Up There. 108 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:29,509 That's A Bunch Of Wimps. 109 00:05:29,509 --> 00:05:31,580 Only One Guy Showed Up 110 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:35,210 And He Wouldn't Get Out Of His Mother's Car. 111 00:05:37,106 --> 00:05:38,929 I Wore My Hat And Gloves The Whole Time, Mom. 112 00:05:38,929 --> 00:05:42,271 You Can Feel My Ears. 113 00:05:42,271 --> 00:05:44,456 I Forgot To Put The Milk Back 114 00:05:44,456 --> 00:05:45,657 Didn't I? 115 00:05:54,773 --> 00:05:56,274 Hi, Dad. 116 00:05:58,856 --> 00:06:00,378 Excuse Me, Dad. 117 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,098 Is Something Wrong, Dad? 118 00:06:14,098 --> 00:06:14,782 Theo... 119 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:17,826 I Accidentally Knocked Your Geography Book Off The Table 120 00:06:17,826 --> 00:06:19,263 And Found This. 121 00:06:19,263 --> 00:06:22,073 That Was In My Geography Book? 122 00:06:22,073 --> 00:06:23,079 Your Book. 123 00:06:23,079 --> 00:06:25,076 How Did It Get There? 124 00:06:25,076 --> 00:06:26,522 I Don't Know. 125 00:06:26,522 --> 00:06:29,079 Joints Don't Read, Do They? 126 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,559 It's Not Mine. 127 00:06:30,559 --> 00:06:31,460 Whose Is It? 128 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,073 I Don't Know. 129 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:38,467 I Wanted A Piece Of Fruit. 130 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:41,837 You Can Have Some Fruit, Then Go Back Upstairs. 131 00:06:41,837 --> 00:06:44,473 We're Not Supposed To Eat In Our Rooms. 132 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:46,864 Eat It In The Hallway. 133 00:06:50,124 --> 00:06:52,360 Which Is Healthier, Dad... 134 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,196 An Apple Or A Banana? 135 00:06:55,196 --> 00:06:56,557 A Banana. 136 00:06:56,557 --> 00:06:59,554 How About A Pear? 137 00:06:59,554 --> 00:07:02,036 Vanessa, It's All Healthy Fruit. 138 00:07:02,036 --> 00:07:06,553 What's Healthful For You Is If You Get Out. 139 00:07:10,553 --> 00:07:12,558 (Snickering) 140 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:22,990 Let Me Tell You Something. 141 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:28,930 You Know How Your Mother And I Feel About Drugs. 142 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:32,466 As Long As You Are Living... 143 00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:33,561 Look At Me. 144 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:37,918 As Long As You're Living In This House 145 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:40,465 You're Not To Do Drugs. 146 00:07:40,465 --> 00:07:43,958 When You Move Into Your Own House 147 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:46,927 You're Not To Do Drugs. 148 00:07:46,927 --> 00:07:54,469 When I Am Dead And You Are 75, You're Not To Do Drugs. 149 00:07:54,469 --> 00:07:57,204 Dad, I Have Never Done Drugs. 150 00:07:57,204 --> 00:08:01,075 If You Say This Isn't Yours, I'll Take Your Word For It. 151 00:08:01,075 --> 00:08:02,343 Dad? 152 00:08:02,343 --> 00:08:05,913 You're A Lot Of Things, Some Good, Some Bad 153 00:08:05,913 --> 00:08:08,115 But You're Not A Liar. 154 00:08:08,115 --> 00:08:11,471 If You Say That Isn't Yours, Then It Isn't. 155 00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:13,854 The Joint Is Not Mine. 156 00:08:13,854 --> 00:08:14,989 Fine. Okay. 157 00:08:14,989 --> 00:08:16,023 Case Closed. 158 00:08:16,023 --> 00:08:17,958 Are You All Right? 159 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,465 I Guess So. 160 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:28,806 Maybe We Should Take Him Out Of That School? 161 00:08:28,806 --> 00:08:33,008 If We Put The Child In A School In The South Pole 162 00:08:33,008 --> 00:08:36,144 There Would Be Twelve Penguins Out There 163 00:08:36,144 --> 00:08:38,633 With Joints In Their Mouths 164 00:08:38,633 --> 00:08:41,635 Break-Dancing All Over The Ice. 165 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,633 (Knocking) 166 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:52,427 Denise: Can I Come In? 167 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:54,429 Are You Sure? 168 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:55,633 No. 169 00:08:57,032 --> 00:08:58,633 Hey. 170 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:01,764 Mom And Dad Were Asking About You Earlier. 171 00:09:01,764 --> 00:09:03,098 Is Everything Okay? 172 00:09:03,098 --> 00:09:06,835 If You're In Trouble, We Can Talk About It. 173 00:09:06,835 --> 00:09:08,170 I Know 174 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:11,740 You Did Something Stupid Because Of A Girl. 175 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:16,812 Women. Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em. 176 00:09:16,812 --> 00:09:18,301 It's Not A Girl. 177 00:09:18,301 --> 00:09:20,816 You Brought A "D" Home From School. 178 00:09:20,816 --> 00:09:22,297 Close. 179 00:09:22,297 --> 00:09:23,295 An "E"? 180 00:09:23,295 --> 00:09:25,293 No, A "J." 181 00:09:25,293 --> 00:09:28,624 What Are You Talking About? 182 00:09:28,624 --> 00:09:31,760 Somebody Stuck A Joint In My Geography Book. 183 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,796 Mom And Dad Found It. 184 00:09:33,796 --> 00:09:36,899 It Isn't Mine. They Said They Believe Me. 185 00:09:36,899 --> 00:09:38,167 Then Everything's Okay. 186 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,769 I Don't Like That It Happened. 187 00:09:40,769 --> 00:09:44,640 I Feel Like There's A Mark On My Record. 188 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,009 Your Record Wasn't Exactly Spotless. 189 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:48,777 There's A Big Difference 190 00:09:48,777 --> 00:09:52,114 Between This And The Way I Usually Mess Up. 191 00:09:52,114 --> 00:09:55,751 I'm Afraid Mom And Dad Will Look At Me Differently. 192 00:09:55,751 --> 00:09:58,293 If Mom And Dad Say Something's Settled 193 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,299 Then It's Settled. 194 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,302 It's Not Settled For Me. 195 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:04,793 So You'll Put A Note On The Bulletin Board? 196 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:07,129 "Found: One Joint. Contact Theo Huxtable"? 197 00:10:07,129 --> 00:10:12,601 I'm Going To Go To School And Find The Guy Who Did It. 198 00:10:12,601 --> 00:10:14,203 When I Find Him... 199 00:10:14,203 --> 00:10:16,297 Well, Good Luck. 200 00:10:16,297 --> 00:10:17,739 Thanks. 201 00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,748 (Knocking) 202 00:10:27,749 --> 00:10:30,752 Theo, You Want To Share My Pear? 203 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:33,293 Dad Says It's The Healthiest Fruit. 204 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:34,756 Leave Me Alone. 205 00:10:34,756 --> 00:10:37,984 Theo, We're All Family. 206 00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:41,519 If One Of Us Is In Big Trouble 207 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:43,156 We All Should Know. 208 00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:46,205 Vanessa, If You Were The Last Person On Earth 209 00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:48,397 I Still Wouldn't Tell You. 210 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,910 Don't Tell Me What You Did. 211 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:54,400 Just Tell Me What They're Going To Do To You. 212 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,982 Get Out. 213 00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:58,397 Theo, I'm Giving You Until Morning. 214 00:10:58,397 --> 00:11:02,221 Then I'll Be Forced To Go To My Other Sources. 215 00:11:15,597 --> 00:11:20,222 Now Look, Before I Put All These Clothes On You 216 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,231 Do You Have To Go To The... 217 00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:25,231 Bathroom? 218 00:11:25,231 --> 00:11:26,226 Do You? 219 00:11:26,226 --> 00:11:27,742 Okay. 220 00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:30,879 Now This Sweater Is The Primary Sweater. 221 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:34,222 This Will Protect Us In The Classroom 222 00:11:34,222 --> 00:11:37,786 Just In Case The Classroom Is A Little Bit Chilly. 223 00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:41,756 And It's Meant Not To Be A Super, Super, Warm Sweater 224 00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:43,758 Because It's Cute. 225 00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:44,759 Okay? 226 00:11:44,759 --> 00:11:47,862 Now This Sweater Is A Serious Sweater 227 00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:50,165 So It's Not That Good-Looking. 228 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:53,868 This Sweater Is Meant To Protect The Cute Sweater. 229 00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:56,137 Wear This In The Hallways 230 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:59,007 And Almost Going Outside. 231 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:00,229 You Got That? 232 00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:04,546 Here We Have The Super Nasa Jacket. 233 00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:09,231 This Jacket Will Protect You From The Cold Wind 234 00:12:09,231 --> 00:12:12,223 And The Storm. 235 00:12:12,223 --> 00:12:16,791 Now We Put On The Hat Properly 236 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,222 Because If You Don't... 237 00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:22,227 That's Going To Happen. 238 00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:23,531 Here We Go. 239 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,533 Put This On Like This 240 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,535 And Tie This Around. 241 00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,704 Now Don't Forget-- 242 00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,539 When You Take This Off 243 00:12:31,539 --> 00:12:34,222 Don't Let Anybody Yank From The Top. 244 00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:35,877 You Know Why? 245 00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:38,813 Because Then You Look Like That. 246 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:39,814 All Right. 247 00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,583 Now You're Ready. 248 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:42,224 Daddy. 249 00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:42,984 Uh-Huh. 250 00:12:42,984 --> 00:12:46,054 I Have To Go To The Bathroom. 251 00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:52,861 I Asked You If You Had To Go. 252 00:12:52,861 --> 00:12:55,864 I Said Tell Me, Didn't I? 253 00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:56,931 Huh? 254 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:59,868 Why Do You Have To Go Now? 255 00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,536 I'm A Little Person. 256 00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:04,739 We Don't Always Know Ahead Of Time. 257 00:13:04,739 --> 00:13:09,878 Go Upstairs And Ask Your Mom To Undress You So You Can Go. 258 00:13:16,885 --> 00:13:19,554 Theo Left For School Already. 259 00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:22,857 He Seemed Like He Was In A Hurry. 260 00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:29,964 Yes, He Was. 261 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:32,734 It's Too Bad About What Happened To Him. 262 00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:34,035 Yeah. 263 00:13:35,036 --> 00:13:38,224 And That It Could Happen In This House. 264 00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:42,577 That Was The Thing That Bothered Me The Most. 265 00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:44,226 What Did You Say To Him? 266 00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:46,222 Well, You Know Me. 267 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,222 So That's What I Said. 268 00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:52,987 What Did Theo Say? 269 00:13:52,987 --> 00:13:57,158 The Only Thing He Could Say. 270 00:13:57,158 --> 00:14:01,223 What Would You Have Done In That Situation? 271 00:14:01,223 --> 00:14:03,225 Had Him Talk To Me. 272 00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:06,701 I Thought About It, But Then I Said No. 273 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:11,225 I Know You Hate To Get In Other People's Business. 274 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,674 Yeah. 275 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,471 Bye, Dad. 276 00:14:14,471 --> 00:14:16,984 Have A Good Day At School, Kid. 277 00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:17,984 See You Later. 278 00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:24,817 Hey, Braxton. 279 00:14:25,817 --> 00:14:26,818 Who Are You? 280 00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:27,818 Theodore Huxtable. 281 00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,557 I'm In Your Geography Class. 282 00:14:29,557 --> 00:14:30,558 That's Nice. 283 00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:34,763 Listen, Yesterday I Found A Joint In My Book. 284 00:14:34,763 --> 00:14:36,131 Was That Your Book? 285 00:14:36,131 --> 00:14:37,817 You Can Keep It. 286 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:39,367 Call It A Gift. 287 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:40,817 I Don't Want It. 288 00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,504 Why My Book? 289 00:14:42,504 --> 00:14:44,819 The Teacher Walked In, And I Didn't Have Mine. 290 00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:46,441 My Folks Found It. 291 00:14:46,441 --> 00:14:48,143 No Sweat, Huxtable. 292 00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:49,544 Tell Them It's Mine. 293 00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:52,817 No, I Want You To Tell Them. 294 00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:54,149 Sure, Huxtable. 295 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:57,285 I'll Run Right Over To Your House And Do It. 296 00:14:57,285 --> 00:14:58,817 I'm Serious, Man. 297 00:14:58,817 --> 00:15:00,455 You've Got To Do It. 298 00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:05,126 I Don't Have To Tell Anybody Anything. 299 00:15:06,561 --> 00:15:09,230 You Put That Trash In My Book! 300 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:10,465 Get Out Of My Face. 301 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:12,133 I'm Not Asking You. 302 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,817 I'm Telling You! 303 00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:16,471 Well, Tell Me Again. 304 00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:21,822 Look, Braxton, If That's What It's Going To Take 305 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,311 I'm Ready. 306 00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:25,246 You Want To Fight Me Right Here? 307 00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:27,482 I've Got Nothing To Lose. 308 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:46,035 Remember When I Had The Amniocentesis? 309 00:15:46,035 --> 00:15:48,381 Yes. It Came Out Fine. 310 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,618 And You Asked Me If I Wanted To Know The Sex? 311 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,386 Yes. 312 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,754 Is It A Boy Or A Girl? 313 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,690 No, I'm Not Getting Into That Again. 314 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,285 The First Time You Asked Me And I Started To Tell You 315 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,948 You Said, "No, I Don't Want To Know." 316 00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:05,617 And I Said, "Okay." 317 00:16:05,617 --> 00:16:07,952 Then You Said, "I Want To Know." 318 00:16:07,952 --> 00:16:09,587 I Started To Tell You 319 00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:11,096 And You Said, "I Don't Want To Know." 320 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,088 Doctor, I Can't Wait. 321 00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:15,991 I Decided I Have To Know. 322 00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:18,011 Okay. 323 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,013 Forget It. 324 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:22,232 See? 325 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,023 You Do That Every Time. 326 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:25,973 How About A Hint? 327 00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:27,063 Okay. 328 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:31,071 I'll Write It Down On A Piece Of Paper, And... 329 00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:32,071 Please. 330 00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:38,063 I Don't Want You To Open This Paper 331 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,063 Until You Are Home. 332 00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:42,697 All Right? 333 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,564 All Right. 334 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:47,702 All Right. 335 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,370 I'll See You Next Week. 336 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,371 Thank You, Doctor. 337 00:16:50,371 --> 00:16:51,372 Bye-Bye. Bye. 338 00:16:51,372 --> 00:16:52,707 Don't Open It! 339 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:58,068 You Wrote, "Ha, Ha, Ha." 340 00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:03,482 This Is Not Funny. 341 00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:09,554 You Tell Your Four Boys To Get Ready For Their Sister. 342 00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:10,927 It's A Girl?! 343 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:11,927 Yes. 344 00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:17,047 Hey, You Guys, Where's Mom And Dad? 345 00:17:17,047 --> 00:17:18,548 They're Not Home Yet. 346 00:17:18,548 --> 00:17:19,583 See You. 347 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,585 Hey, I Almost Fought You Once 348 00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:23,753 And I'm Ready To Do It Again. 349 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:25,116 We'll Wait. 350 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:26,656 Sit Down. 351 00:17:26,656 --> 00:17:28,592 Who Are You? 352 00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:29,926 Anthony Earl Braxton. 353 00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,111 I'm Rudy Lillian Huxtable 354 00:17:32,111 --> 00:17:34,698 And I Got My Mittens Back Today. 355 00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:35,498 Great. 356 00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:38,535 But I Got Somebody Else's Lunch Box. 357 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,469 Sorry. 358 00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:41,115 Would You Guys Please Go Upstairs? 359 00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,119 Go Ahead, Rudy. 360 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:43,607 Nice Meeting You. 361 00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:44,708 You, Too. 362 00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:47,777 You, Too, Vanessa. 363 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,079 I'm Not Kidding. 364 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,819 Got Anything To Eat? 365 00:17:58,062 --> 00:17:59,230 Hey, Dad. 366 00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,135 This Is My Dad. 367 00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:01,135 Say Hi. 368 00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:02,261 Hello, Mr. Huxtable. 369 00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:03,265 Doctor Huxtable. 370 00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:04,813 This Is Tony Braxton. 371 00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:07,268 What Name Do You Really Go By? 372 00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:09,084 I'm The Enforcer. 373 00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:12,053 I'm The Dad. 374 00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:15,270 Braxton Came Over Here To Tell You Something. 375 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:18,266 I Put The Joint In His Book. 376 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,264 Why? 377 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,797 The Teacher Walked In. I Had To Hide It. 378 00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:23,665 Why Didn't You Throw It Away? 379 00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:25,268 I Wanted To Smoke It Later. 380 00:18:25,268 --> 00:18:27,261 I'm Not Your Father 381 00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:30,261 But I Do Think You Have A Problem. 382 00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:33,575 You Should Talk To Your Parents About It 383 00:18:33,575 --> 00:18:37,261 Or A Counselor, Or Somebody At School... 384 00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:39,267 Or You Can Come Here. 385 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,783 I'll Think About It. 386 00:18:41,783 --> 00:18:42,784 Okay. 387 00:18:42,784 --> 00:18:44,586 Have A Seat. 388 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:47,189 Let Me Talk To You A Second. 389 00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:51,268 Didn't I Tell You That Everything Was Cool? 390 00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:53,662 I Wanted To Make Sure. 391 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,632 That's A Big Dude. 392 00:18:57,632 --> 00:18:59,261 Yeah. 393 00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:07,261 I Don't Think It's Necessary For You To Risk Life And Limb 394 00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:10,261 To Prove Something To Your Mother And Me 395 00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:13,261 When We've Said To You We Believe You 396 00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:15,016 And We Love You. 397 00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,885 Cliff: Okay? 398 00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:19,154 I Know, Dad. 399 00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:20,856 Okay. 400 00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:25,261 Uh... 401 00:19:25,261 --> 00:19:28,261 Thank You For Coming Over. 402 00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:29,261 Any Time. 403 00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:30,261 All Right. 404 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:36,838 I Don't Get It, Huxtable. 405 00:19:36,838 --> 00:19:39,261 Your Parents Said They Believed You 406 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,267 And Yet You Were Ready To Fight Me. 407 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:45,261 I Would Have Come Home With A Broken Arm If I Had To. 408 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:48,016 What My Parents Think Means A Lot To Me. 409 00:19:48,016 --> 00:19:49,818 I'm Glad I Could Help Out. 410 00:19:49,818 --> 00:19:50,819 See You. 411 00:19:50,819 --> 00:19:51,820 See You. 412 00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:55,857 What Are You Doing After School Tomorrow? 413 00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:58,261 You Ever Play Freeze Football? 414 00:19:58,261 --> 00:20:00,261 We Could Use An Extra Player-- 415 00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:01,266 If He's Not High. 416 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,268 I'll Be There. 417 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,733 Don't Tell Your Mom You're Playing. 418 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:07,569 She'll Make You Wear A Hat And Gloves. 419 00:20:07,569 --> 00:20:08,837 Does Your Mom? 420 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:11,907 Yeah, But As Soon As I'm Out Of The House 421 00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:14,261 I Hide Them In The Mailbox. 422 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:23,261 Which Flavor Is Healthiest, Vanilla Or Chocolate Chip? 423 00:20:23,261 --> 00:20:24,266 Fruit. 424 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,261 Okay, We'll Put A Banana In It. 425 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:28,590 You Get The Syrup. 426 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:29,925 I'll Get The Bowls. 427 00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:31,261 No, Cliff! No, No, No! 428 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,828 You Know You Love It. 429 00:20:33,828 --> 00:20:36,564 Before Dinner? Suppose The Children Catch Us? 430 00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:39,264 We'll Say We've Eaten Already. 431 00:20:39,264 --> 00:20:41,261 We Can't Do That. 432 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:43,905 Why Not? I Live Here. 433 00:20:43,905 --> 00:20:44,940 Hey, Dad, Guess... 434 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,007 Cliff: Hey! 435 00:20:46,007 --> 00:20:48,810 We Ate Early, Son. 436 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,045 Uh-Huh. 437 00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:52,013 How Was The Game? 438 00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:54,261 I Ran For Three Touchdowns. 439 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:55,261 My Boy. 440 00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:58,186 It Was Easy, Running Behind The Enforcer. 441 00:20:58,186 --> 00:21:00,722 Where Are Your Gloves And Hat? 442 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,925 Oh, Wow, Man! 443 00:21:03,925 --> 00:21:07,562 I Must Have Lost Them Between Here And The Field. 444 00:21:07,562 --> 00:21:09,270 I'll Go Look For Them. 445 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,270 Clair: Oh, Theo? 446 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,567 Don't Bother, Son. 447 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:17,269 Somebody Must Have Found It And Mailed It To You. 29294

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