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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,035 --> 00:00:51,694 No Matter How Long You Stare At Them 2 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:53,396 They Won't Go Away. 3 00:00:56,821 --> 00:00:58,189 Rudy! 4 00:01:00,355 --> 00:01:02,056 I Hate Brussels Sprouts. 5 00:01:02,056 --> 00:01:04,058 You Haven't Even Tasted Them. 6 00:01:04,058 --> 00:01:06,093 I Don't Like How They Look. 7 00:01:06,093 --> 00:01:10,097 Are You Going Dancing With Me Tonight? 8 00:01:10,097 --> 00:01:11,098 Yes. 9 00:01:11,098 --> 00:01:12,253 Dressed Like That? 10 00:01:12,253 --> 00:01:14,635 Are You Going Dressed Like That? 11 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:16,253 Hey, I'm Almost Dressed. 12 00:01:16,253 --> 00:01:18,554 All I Need Is A Shirt And Tie. 13 00:01:18,554 --> 00:01:21,555 You're The One Who Needs Urban Renewal. 14 00:01:21,555 --> 00:01:23,560 Don't Worry, I'll Be Ready. 15 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,917 Look, Ralph And Marie Are Coming Here Tonight. 16 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:29,560 I Will Be Ready. 17 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,558 Okay, Because Tonight I'm Going Dancing With My Wife. 18 00:01:39,554 --> 00:01:43,554 You Really Think You're Smooth, Don't You? 19 00:01:43,554 --> 00:01:47,554 Hey, I Was Born Way Before Whipped Cream. 20 00:01:47,554 --> 00:01:51,207 They Invented The Spotlight For Me. 21 00:01:51,207 --> 00:01:54,476 Cliff, I Don't Mean To Hurt Your Feelings 22 00:01:54,476 --> 00:01:58,047 But, Honey, You Cannot Dance. 23 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,554 Cliff, This Is You, Okay? 24 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:04,386 This Is NotMy Idea Of Great Dancing. 25 00:02:11,559 --> 00:02:12,559 That's How I Look? 26 00:02:12,559 --> 00:02:13,560 Exactly. 27 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,867 Well, Why Is It That People Stop, Stand Back And Watch? 28 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:20,502 Because You Are Also Doing This. 29 00:02:23,559 --> 00:02:26,556 But I Am A Good Dancer. 30 00:02:26,556 --> 00:02:30,554 Dancing With You Is Like A Professional Wrestling Match. 31 00:02:30,554 --> 00:02:35,484 It Is Grab, Snatch, Jerk, Fling And Fly Across The Dance Floor. 32 00:02:41,558 --> 00:02:43,492 I Better Get Dressed. 33 00:02:43,492 --> 00:02:47,558 Don't Let Rudy Leave Until She's Cleaned Her Plate. 34 00:02:52,554 --> 00:02:54,436 I'm Not Eating Them. 35 00:02:54,436 --> 00:02:56,559 All Right. Then Just Sit Here. 36 00:02:56,559 --> 00:02:57,973 For How Long? 37 00:02:57,973 --> 00:02:59,557 For How Long? 38 00:02:59,557 --> 00:03:01,310 Until You Eat Them. 39 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,045 All I Can Say Is 40 00:03:03,045 --> 00:03:06,562 I Remember A Little Girl Who Wouldn't Eat Her Vegetables. 41 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,117 So Her Parents Said: 42 00:03:08,117 --> 00:03:11,555 "You're Going To Sit There Until You Eat Them." 43 00:03:11,555 --> 00:03:14,556 And She Saw Her Friends Growing Up. 44 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:20,554 People Were Going To College. 45 00:03:20,554 --> 00:03:22,554 She Was Still Sitting There-- 46 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:27,469 In The Same Clothes She Had On When She Was Five Years Old. 47 00:03:31,554 --> 00:03:34,556 Now Are You Going To Eat Them? 48 00:03:34,556 --> 00:03:37,558 All Right, Then Just Sit There. 49 00:03:37,558 --> 00:03:40,082 And Don't Try To Hide Them 50 00:03:40,082 --> 00:03:44,353 Because If You Try To Hide Them, I'm Coming Back To... 51 00:03:44,353 --> 00:03:47,923 Check My Teeth. 52 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,554 Right. 53 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:09,011 Theo, Can I Please Borrow $15? 54 00:04:09,011 --> 00:04:11,947 From Whom? 55 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,048 You. 56 00:04:13,048 --> 00:04:14,557 I Work For My Money. 57 00:04:14,557 --> 00:04:16,485 You Get An Allowance. 58 00:04:16,485 --> 00:04:19,554 Getting An Allowance From Dad Is Hard Work. 59 00:04:19,554 --> 00:04:20,554 I'm Desperate. 60 00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:23,554 I Want Tickets To The "Walking Lemons" Concert. 61 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,127 They're Sold Out. 62 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:26,558 They Added Another Performance. 63 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:30,132 I'm Getting In Line Tonight To Buy Tickets Tomorrow Morning. 64 00:04:30,132 --> 00:04:32,558 Mom And Dad Will Not Let You 65 00:04:32,558 --> 00:04:35,004 Sleep Outside On The Sidewalk Overnight. 66 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:38,374 Well, I'll Get Them Together, Present My Case 67 00:04:38,374 --> 00:04:41,563 And When Dad Says No, I'll Mention The Time 68 00:04:41,563 --> 00:04:44,880 He Slept Outside Yankee Stadium For World Series Tickets. 69 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,384 It Was Connie Mack Stadium In Philadelphia. 70 00:04:48,384 --> 00:04:49,561 Please Lend Me $15? 71 00:04:49,561 --> 00:04:54,390 Hey, If Dad Says Yes, I'll Give You $500. 72 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:57,426 You Don't Have $500. 73 00:04:57,426 --> 00:05:00,129 Do I Look Worried? 74 00:05:00,129 --> 00:05:02,031 Dad Will Say Yes. 75 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:04,563 He'll Go For It, You'll See. 76 00:05:09,803 --> 00:05:11,447 Hi, Dad. 77 00:05:11,447 --> 00:05:12,682 Hey, Denise. 78 00:05:12,682 --> 00:05:14,684 Gosh, You Look Great. 79 00:05:14,684 --> 00:05:16,586 Well, Thank You. 80 00:05:16,586 --> 00:05:18,799 In Fact, You've Never Looked Better. 81 00:05:18,799 --> 00:05:20,795 What Do You Want? 82 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:22,625 I'll Wait For Mom. 83 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,161 It's That Big, Huh? 84 00:05:25,161 --> 00:05:26,629 It's Not That Big. 85 00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:29,098 It's Easier To Ask You Two Together. 86 00:05:29,098 --> 00:05:31,803 And You're Expecting Me To Say No. 87 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:33,136 That's Not True. 88 00:05:33,136 --> 00:05:35,795 Come Here, Denise. 89 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:37,106 Yes, You. 90 00:05:37,106 --> 00:05:38,541 (Ring) 91 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:39,801 Stay Right There. 92 00:05:39,801 --> 00:05:42,795 Huxtable Residence, This Is Dr. Huxtable. 93 00:05:43,795 --> 00:05:45,748 Hi, Mrs. Davis... 94 00:05:46,795 --> 00:05:47,800 Really? 95 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,796 You Don't Feel Well. 96 00:05:49,796 --> 00:05:53,389 No, It's All Right. I Can Get Another Baby Sitter. 97 00:05:53,389 --> 00:05:56,795 Don't Worry, You Get Yourself Down And Drink Fluids 98 00:05:56,795 --> 00:05:59,162 Because This Thing Is Going Around. 99 00:05:59,162 --> 00:06:01,795 I'll Get Another Baby Sitter. Bye-Bye. 100 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:05,201 Don't Look At Me. 101 00:06:05,201 --> 00:06:06,795 Okay. 102 00:06:08,204 --> 00:06:09,439 Daddy... 103 00:06:11,795 --> 00:06:13,443 Daddy, I Have Plans. 104 00:06:13,443 --> 00:06:14,804 I Can't Baby-Sit Tonight. 105 00:06:14,804 --> 00:06:15,804 Well... 106 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,795 Your Mother And I Have Plans. 107 00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:26,796 It's Either You Or Us, And I Know It Isn't Us. 108 00:06:26,796 --> 00:06:28,457 How About Theo? 109 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:30,826 Do You Think Theo Could Do This? 110 00:06:30,826 --> 00:06:32,427 He'd Be Terrific. 111 00:06:34,892 --> 00:06:37,732 You Lie. 112 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:40,769 I Think He Would Be Really Good. 113 00:06:40,769 --> 00:06:42,894 Will You Take The Responsibility? 114 00:06:42,894 --> 00:06:43,772 Yeah. 115 00:06:43,772 --> 00:06:48,677 Okay, What Can I Lose-- A House, A Couple Of Kids? 116 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,379 (Knocking) 117 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,614 Come In. 118 00:06:52,614 --> 00:06:54,890 Hey, Dad. 119 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,890 Hi, Son. 120 00:07:09,898 --> 00:07:12,893 I Don't Know What It Is, Dad. 121 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:16,895 But I Can't Throw It Away Until I Find Out. 122 00:07:20,895 --> 00:07:22,210 What Did I Do? 123 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:23,612 Mrs. Davis. 124 00:07:23,612 --> 00:07:24,713 Mrs. Davis? 125 00:07:24,713 --> 00:07:25,890 Yes. 126 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:27,893 Mrs. Davis Cannot Baby-Sit Tonight. 127 00:07:27,893 --> 00:07:32,893 Your Sister Has Plans, So You're Next In Line. 128 00:07:32,893 --> 00:07:34,356 Yes, Congratulations. 129 00:07:34,356 --> 00:07:36,358 Dad, I Can't. 130 00:07:36,358 --> 00:07:37,192 Why? 131 00:07:37,192 --> 00:07:38,393 It's A Girl's Job. 132 00:07:38,393 --> 00:07:39,898 A Girl's Job? 133 00:07:39,898 --> 00:07:42,731 Nobody Ever Asked Denise To Shovel The Sidewalk. 134 00:07:42,731 --> 00:07:44,466 Good Point. 135 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,368 I'm Off The Hook? 136 00:07:46,368 --> 00:07:52,207 No, But The Next Snowstorm, Denise Is Shoveling. 137 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:56,711 Dad, I Really Think You're Making A Big Mistake. 138 00:07:56,711 --> 00:07:58,898 I'm Irresponsible. 139 00:07:58,898 --> 00:08:07,822 It Takes A Big Man To Admit That He Has A Problem. 140 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:12,890 It Takes A Big Man To Try To Solve That Problem. 141 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:14,529 And I'm Offering You 142 00:08:14,529 --> 00:08:16,531 That Opportunity. 143 00:08:16,531 --> 00:08:20,894 I Guess I Have To Take It, Don't I? 144 00:08:20,894 --> 00:08:23,738 A Big Man Would 145 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:27,899 If A Bigger Man Was Standing Next To Him. 146 00:08:29,544 --> 00:08:32,480 Dad, I'll Accept The Challenge. 147 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,449 I'm Proud Of You. 148 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,896 How Much Does It Pay? 149 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,394 Sit Down, Son. 150 00:08:48,893 --> 00:08:54,736 You Know, Son, A Long, Long Time Ago 151 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:57,899 Three Or Four Generations Ago 152 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:02,482 Parents Didn't Talk Much To Their Children. 153 00:09:02,482 --> 00:09:06,240 The Father Would Come In, Look At His Son Sleeping 154 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,482 Around 4:00 In The Morning. 155 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:14,491 He Would Shake The Boy And Say, "Go Out And Plow The Field Now." 156 00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:19,286 The Boy Would Wipe His Eyes And Say, "Yes, Pa." 157 00:09:19,286 --> 00:09:22,483 He Would Go Out And Do It. 158 00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:23,824 And Occasionally 159 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,159 The Boy Said: 160 00:09:25,159 --> 00:09:28,896 "How Much Do I Get Paid?" 161 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:34,490 And His Pa Would Get The Plow And Run Over His Son. 162 00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:41,488 Those Days Are Gone Now, Son 163 00:09:41,488 --> 00:09:46,484 Because We've Become More Civilized, More Sophisticated. 164 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:51,218 But Still Inside Of Me, No Matter How Sophisticated I Am 165 00:09:51,218 --> 00:09:53,484 Every Once In A While 166 00:09:53,484 --> 00:09:57,487 When I Tell One Of My Children To Do Something 167 00:09:57,487 --> 00:10:01,128 And They Ask Me How Much They'll Get Paid 168 00:10:01,128 --> 00:10:04,486 That Thing Sort Of Builds Up Again. 169 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:07,801 When I Tell You To Do Something 170 00:10:07,801 --> 00:10:12,806 And You Ask Me How Much You're Going To Get Paid 171 00:10:12,806 --> 00:10:17,489 I Think I'm Going To Buy A Plow. 172 00:10:17,489 --> 00:10:19,446 Yes, Pa. 173 00:10:30,305 --> 00:10:33,616 Well, No, Jeanette, I Haven't Asked My Parents Yet. 174 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:36,307 Because I Have To Get Them Together. 175 00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:37,920 Yeah. 176 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,956 I've Got To Go. 177 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:42,305 I'll See You In Ten Minutes. 178 00:10:42,305 --> 00:10:43,693 Your First Responsibility: 179 00:10:43,693 --> 00:10:48,305 Go In There And Make Rudy Eat The Brussels Sprouts, Okay? 180 00:10:48,305 --> 00:10:50,700 Sure. Then What Should I Do? 181 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,836 By Then We'll Be Back From The Dance. 182 00:10:55,305 --> 00:11:02,011 Denise, Some Time Ago You Wanted To Ask A Question. 183 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,312 I Wanted To Ask You And Mom. 184 00:11:04,312 --> 00:11:06,616 Mom Is Upstairs Getting Dressed. 185 00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:07,950 We're Going Out. 186 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,919 Now What Is It? 187 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,754 Promise You'll Be Open-Minded? 188 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,257 My Mind Is Open. 189 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:18,312 Even If It's Something Kids Didn't Do In Your Generation? 190 00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:21,130 Even If It's Not Of My Generation. 191 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:25,134 Okay. I'd Like Permission To Sleep Away From Home Tonight. 192 00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:28,037 At A Friend's House? 193 00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:32,975 Are You Sleeping At A Stranger's House? 194 00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:34,308 Where Are You Sleeping? 195 00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:36,306 On 32nd Street. 196 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:41,851 On 32nd Street, Huh? 197 00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:43,152 Where? 198 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:46,307 On 32nd Street Itself. 199 00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:49,625 Have You Volunteered To Be A Pothole? 200 00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:53,305 No, Daddy, See 201 00:11:53,305 --> 00:11:56,065 The "Walking Lemons" Are Giving A Concert. 202 00:11:56,065 --> 00:11:58,801 "Walking Lemons"? 203 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,136 Ticket Sales Start Tomorrow. 204 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,871 People Are Lining Up Tonight. 205 00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:03,806 Everyone Will Be There. 206 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,641 I Won't Do Anything Wrong. 207 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,313 I Know, Because You're Not Going. 208 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:11,310 You Did Something Just Like This Once. 209 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,312 Never. 210 00:12:12,312 --> 00:12:14,309 What About The World Series? 211 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,219 What About The World Series? 212 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:19,313 The Time You Slept Outside Connie Francis Stadium? 213 00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:23,311 What? 214 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,663 It's Connie Mackstadium. 215 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,312 This Is The Same Thing. 216 00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:31,634 It's Not The Same Thing. 217 00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:33,636 My Father MadeMe Go. 218 00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:36,639 I Would Have Listened To It On The Radio. 219 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:39,942 Yeah, But You Were Glad For The Experience, Right? 220 00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:42,612 We Went To Connie Mack Stadium 221 00:12:42,612 --> 00:12:46,305 Stood In Line Behind Maybe About 100 People. 222 00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:49,118 And The Rain Started To Pour Down. 223 00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:51,787 I Put A Newspaper Over My Head. 224 00:12:51,787 --> 00:12:55,309 Water Was Coming Down In Drops This Big. 225 00:12:57,353 --> 00:12:58,391 Look At My Forehead. 226 00:12:58,391 --> 00:13:01,494 You Can See Where The Ink... 227 00:13:01,494 --> 00:13:04,330 See Where The Ink Has Pressed In? 228 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,572 And That's Why, On My Forehead-- 229 00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:08,535 Can You Still See It? 230 00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:10,575 That's Why They Call It "Headlines." 231 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:18,024 And Animals Were Lining Up Behind Us Two By Two. 232 00:13:18,024 --> 00:13:19,502 It Was Terrible. 233 00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,923 This Really Means A Lot To Me. 234 00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:23,124 You're Not Going. 235 00:13:23,124 --> 00:13:23,925 I Love You. 236 00:13:23,925 --> 00:13:25,260 You're Not Going. 237 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,961 What About Your Open Mind? 238 00:13:26,961 --> 00:13:30,345 32nd Street Closed It Up, Dear. 239 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,051 Vanessa: Theo's Baby-Sitting? 240 00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:41,611 That's Right. 241 00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:43,642 Well, What If The House Catches Fire? 242 00:13:43,642 --> 00:13:46,840 Then Theo Will Call The Fire Department. 243 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,005 Well, What If Burglars Break In? 244 00:13:49,005 --> 00:13:51,274 Then Theo Will Unarm Them. 245 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,370 Well, What If They Know Karate? 246 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:56,980 Then Theo Will Die. 247 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,982 And You Will Take Over. 248 00:13:58,982 --> 00:14:00,083 Dad... 249 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,563 I Have A Problem. 250 00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:05,221 (Chuckling) 251 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:07,555 Rudy Won't Eat Her Brussels Sprouts. 252 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,894 You Eat One, Show Her That You're Doing It 253 00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,555 Then She'll Eat One. 254 00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:14,264 I Hate Brussels Sprouts. 255 00:14:14,264 --> 00:14:16,499 Then You Have To Outsmart Her. 256 00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:17,561 How? 257 00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:20,554 Tell Her She's The Big Bad Wolf 258 00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:23,873 And The Brussels Sprouts Are The Three Little Pigs. 259 00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:26,176 She Won't Fall For That. 260 00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:27,558 You Did. 261 00:14:28,219 --> 00:14:29,840 I'll Give It A Try. 262 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:39,352 ( Be-Bop On The Stereo) 263 00:14:51,047 --> 00:14:53,626 Daddy, Just Do Me One Favor? 264 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,796 When My Friends Come Over, Don't Do That. 265 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,299 You Have Something Against My Dancing? 266 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,366 It's Embarrassing. 267 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,941 Have You Ever Watched Yourself Dance? 268 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:05,605 You Just Don't Appreciate 269 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,574 How Far Dance Has Come. 270 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,509 "How Far Dance Has Come." 271 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,941 How Far It's Come? 272 00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:14,347 You Take Some Cardboard, Throw It On The Sidewalk 273 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,350 Spin On Your Head, Neck, Ears And Throat 274 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,285 And Then People Throw Money? 275 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,944 People Doing All That-- 276 00:15:21,944 --> 00:15:24,942 There Was A Comedian On Television-- Nipsey Russell-- 277 00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:28,728 Said In His Day, It Was Called Having A Fit. 278 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,939 (Ring) 279 00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:34,938 Hello. 280 00:15:34,938 --> 00:15:36,941 Oh, Hold On, Please. 281 00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:38,371 It's For You. 282 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,672 Say You're Sorry. 283 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,938 Sorry. 284 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,742 No, Not In There. 285 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,942 Hello. 286 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,942 Hey, Pat, How You Doing? 287 00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:48,942 Yeah, I Have Her Chart In My Office. 288 00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:51,718 No, I'll Run Down And Get It 289 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,387 And Read It Off To You, Okay? 290 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,655 Fine. No Problem. 291 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,940 Thank You. 292 00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:00,526 Pardon Me. 293 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,895 Stop. 294 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,897 (Doorbell) 295 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,470 Hey. What's Up There? 296 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,944 Hey, How's It Going? 297 00:16:11,944 --> 00:16:14,274 Dad Won't Let Me Go Tonight. 298 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,939 I Can't Go, Either. 299 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:17,940 My Parents Almost Killed Me. 300 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,445 How Will We Get Tickets? 301 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,447 Everyone's Giving Money To Lizard. 302 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,782 He's Buying Them. 303 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,938 Ahh. 304 00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:24,946 What's Going On Tonight? 305 00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:27,654 We Can Hang Out Here. 306 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,938 Hey, Sounds Great. 307 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:31,791 We Got Some New Steps To Show You. 308 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,426 Are They Really Fresh? 309 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,594 Absolutely. 310 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,862 I'll Show Dad. 311 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,697 Is There Enough Room Here? 312 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,300 Could We Move The Furniture? 313 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,268 I'll Get My Brother To Help. 314 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,603 Great. 315 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,944 Okay. Pretend You're King Kong 316 00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:50,610 And Those Are The Three Stooges. 317 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,812 Will You Help Move The Furniture? 318 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,947 How Come? 319 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,682 My Friends Want To Dance. 320 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,383 Can I Watch? 321 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,938 Only If You Eat Your Brussels Sprouts. 322 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,726 Are We Ready? 323 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,593 We're Ready. 324 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,594 Let's Do It. 325 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:17,737 (♪ Funk♪ On A Tape Player) 326 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,300 Denise: Uh-Oh. Get Back. 327 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,938 Do It! 328 00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:18,699 (Doorbell) 329 00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:37,814 How You Doing? 330 00:18:37,814 --> 00:18:39,816 We Don't Have To Go Out. 331 00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:42,102 A Better Party's Going On Here. 332 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:44,108 Cliff: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. 333 00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:45,455 Yeah. 334 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:46,656 (Music Stops) 335 00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:47,991 All Right. 336 00:18:55,494 --> 00:18:58,125 Denise Invited Some Of Her Young Friends Over 337 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,127 To Tear Our House Up. 338 00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:02,129 We Weren't Bad, Were We? 339 00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:05,299 Not Bad, But You Want To See Real Dancing-- 340 00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:06,534 Ralph And Marie 341 00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:09,069 Why Don't You Show Them Your Stuff? 342 00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:10,938 You Want Us To Dance? 343 00:19:10,938 --> 00:19:12,573 Clair, What's Going On? 344 00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:13,626 I Don't Know. 345 00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:15,042 I Just Got Here. 346 00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:17,278 I Just Want To Show Them 347 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,631 How The Old Folks Can Do It. 348 00:19:19,631 --> 00:19:20,852 I Love Coming Here. 349 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:22,854 You Never Know What Will Happen. 350 00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:24,523 May I Have This Dance? 351 00:19:24,523 --> 00:19:32,027 ( Be-Bop On The Stereo) 352 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:54,089 I'll Show You Guys Some New Stuff, Okay? 353 00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:00,090 We're Going To Double It Up Now. 354 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:02,557 Show Her How To Do It. 355 00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:04,892 I Got Something To Show You. 356 00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:06,894 Watch This: The Old Stuff. 357 00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:10,498 Keep Kicking, Honey. 358 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,085 One More Time. 359 00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,093 I Feel Like 360 00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:16,088 I'm Back In The Old Days. 361 00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:17,505 Not Too Old. 362 00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:23,085 You Think You Can Learn This? 363 00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:38,826 Let It Go! 364 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:14,529 Hey. 24315

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