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Calling All Partners!
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Calling All New Law Partners!
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Come On Down And
Get Your Breakfast!
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I'm Not A Partner Yet.
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You Will Be
This Afternoon.
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That's Why You Should
Have A Hearty Breakfast.
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I'll Have Coffee.
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I'm Too Nervous To Eat.
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You've Been With This Firm
For Seven Years.
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You're The Best Lawyer
They've Seen.
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You Have Brought In
Top-Notch Clients.
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On Top Of That,
You Have Raised Five Children
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And A Very Homely Husband.
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Everything Hinges On
This One Interview
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With This Man I've Never Met.
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You Are Charming.
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You Are Beautiful.
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You Are Intelligent.
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And You Are, Because I Know,
Ruthless.
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You'll Blow This Man Away.
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He's Not The Kind Of Man
You Blow Away.
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He's The Founding Partner.
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But Can He Do His Hair And
Makeup In Seven Minutes?
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I'm Going To Get Dressed.
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Mom, You...
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Take It Up With
Your Father.
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Dad, Go Check Rudy.
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What's The Matter?
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She's Sick.
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How Do You Know?
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She Woke Me Up Today...
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Yeah?
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When I Pushed Her Away,
She Felt Warm.
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I'll Check On Her.
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Could I Sleep
In Denise's Room Tonight?
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I Don't Think That's Necessary.
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Could I Wear One Of Your Masks?
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Before You Start Worrying
About Catching Anything
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Let's Find Out
If She's Really Sick.
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Okay, But I
Know She Is.
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Have You Written
A Prescription For Her Yet?
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No, I'm Waiting For
A Second Opinion.
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Hi, Pumpkin, What's Wrong?
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I Don't Feel Good.
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Aha.
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Okay.
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Well, Now, Where
Does It Hurt?
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All Over.
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Bobo's Sick, Too.
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Where Does Bobo Hurt?
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His Throat.
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His Throat Hurts.
Okay.
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Well, Uh...
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No, No. I'll Look
At Bobo Later.
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You Slide Over This Way.
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That's Fine.
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Now, Just Relax.
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Does That Hurt?
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How About Here?
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How About When You Swallow?
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Yes.
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Open Up A Little Bit.
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You Can
Open
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Bigger Than That.
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I Can See Your Feet.
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Yeah!
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Okay.
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Vanessa Says Rudy's Sick?
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Uh, Yeah.
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Did You Check Her Glands?
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Yes, They're
Slightly Swollen.
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Is There Swelling?
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Just A Little...
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We Should Call
A Doctor.
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Did You
Take
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Her Temperature?
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No...
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He Has To Take
Bobo's First.
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Cliff, Take The Bear's
Temperature, Please.
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All Right, Bobo
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Put This Under Your Tongue
And Don't Bite Down.
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She Can't Go To School
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And I Have
That Interview.
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I'll Call Mrs. Davis.
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We Don't Need Her.
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I Don't Work Until 1:00.
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You're Back By Then.
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You Don't Cater
To Sick Children Like I Do.
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If I Weren't Here, You Wouldn't
Be Taking Bobo's Temperature.
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Bobo Does Not Have A Pulse.
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What's Bobo's Temperature?
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Zero.
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Come On.
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Which Is Just Above Normal
For A Bear This Size.
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Now, Bobo, I Want
You To Stay Warm
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Drink Plenty Of Liquids
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And No Salmon Fishing
For At Least A Week.
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What?
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Where Are You Going?
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To School.
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Is It Scarecrow Day?
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Everybody's Dresses Like This
At A Slob Rally.
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Didn't You Do That?
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Only In Medical School.
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We Were So Tired, We Didn't
Know What We Were Wearing.
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Is This Okay?
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No, But If Everyone Else
Is Not Okay, It's Okay.
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See You Later.
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I Need You To Sign
My History Paper.
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You Do This Every Time.
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You Give Me The Paper
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And You Put Your Hand
Over Whatever It Is.
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I Can't See What It Is.
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Take Your Hand Off.
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Okay.
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A "B+"?
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I Asked The Teacher.
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It's Not A Mistake.
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It's A "B+"!
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I Took Your Advice.
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While I Was Writing,
No Tv, No Music, No Food.
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I'm Proud Of You.
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An "A" Would Have Been Better.
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An "A" Is Great.
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The Fact That You Applied
Yourself Is What's Important.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Thank You.
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Cliff.
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Did You See The "B+"?
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Yes.
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Here's A List.
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Keep Her In Bed.
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Give Her Liquids
And Aspirin.
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I Don't Believe You.
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You Went To Law School
And Got A Degree In Medicine.
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I'll Try To Keep
This Meeting Brief.
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If Her Temperature
Shoots Up, Call Me.
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Hey.
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Yes?
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You Look Nice.
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Thank You.
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Hey.
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Yeah?
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Tomorrow, I'm Going To Celebrate
By Taking Out The New Partner.
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Okay?
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Wish Me Luck.
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Good Luck.
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I Have A Wife Who's About
To Become A Partner
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In One Of The Most Prestigious
Law Firms In The Country
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A Son Who Got A "B+"
On A Book Report
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And Said It Was Because
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He Believes Now That
He Should Apply Himself.
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I'm In Seventh Heaven.
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Rudy:
Daddy!
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Yeah?
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Did Mommy Leave?
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Yeah.
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What Do You Want?
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Mommy.
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Do Horses Get Sick?
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Yes.
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That's Why There
Are Veterinarians.
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Do Dinosaurs Get Sick?
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In The Old Days,
The Tarynaronosauramises--
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Ooh, Those Dudes, They Would Be
From Here All The Way Downtown.
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And You Don't Want To See One
Get A Head Cold And Sneeze.
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You'll Have To Hold On
To Your Bed, Jack.
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Vanessa Said I Have Germs.
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What Kind Are They?
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Oh, Yeah.
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See, You Have...
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You Have The, Uh...
The Tryptopendantpernsaps.
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Tryptoperensaps?
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The Tryps, As They Like
To Call Themselves
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They Hang Around Water
Fountains And Glasses
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And Things Like That.
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And They Keep Saying,
"Where's The Party?
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"I Love
To Party.
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I Just Love To Just Get Inside
Of A Young Body And Just Party."
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Why Me?
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They Chose You Because
You're Young And You're Cute.
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They Go Inside Your Body
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And Say,
"It's A Lovely Place To Party."
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And They Start To
Move Around All Fast.
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"Ooh, This Is A Hot Party."
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Then They Bump
Into The Corpuscles
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And Do The Boogie Down,
"Party, Party, Party."
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How Do I Get Rid Of Them?
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You Drink A Lot Of Liquids.
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The Liquids Go In Your Body
And Cool You Down.
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The Tryps,
They're Out There Saying
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"It's Getting Kind
Of Chilly In Here."
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They Don't Care For That Much.
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And Then
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You Take Some Aspirin,
You Understand?
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You Put The Aspirin In.
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Aspirin To
A Trypsocornomanomenanus
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Is Just Like Beets To A Girl
I Know Named Rudy Huxtable.
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Yuck!
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And If You Really
Want To Get Them
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You Gargle.
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You Take This Stuff And Gargle.
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(Gargling)
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That Causes A Vibration
That's Like An Earthquake.
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Now The Trypsacordamama
Are Like This.
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You Give Them The Aspirin,
And They're Going--
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"Yuck, Yuck."
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And Then You Add The Earthquake,
They Say, "Oh, God."
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They Get Up And Say,
"Whoa, Let's Get Out Of Here."
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And They're Gone.
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Do You Feel Better?
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Yes!
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Are We Ready To Get Rid Of
The Tryptomondplamenisis?
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Yes!
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Come On.
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Now, We're Going To Take Three
Of These Chewable Aspirin.
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00:11:00,971 --> 00:11:02,439
What's The Matter?
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Mommy Crushes Them.
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Okay, Three Chewable Aspirin
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Crushed, Just Like
Mommy Would Crush Them.
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Walking Like Mommy.
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00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:23,394
What's The Matter?
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Mommy Puts Orange Juice In It.
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Mommy Putting Orange Juice In
And Walking Like Mommy.
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Okay.
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Orange Juice
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In The
Crushed
Aspirin.
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Stirring And Smiling,
Just Like Mommy.
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Okay.
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Coming Up.
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Mommy Does An Airplane.
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Single Engine Or Jet?
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Single Engine!
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Okay.
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Coming Up.
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(Imitating SingleEngine Aircraft)
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Open Up.
Open Up.
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There You Go.
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Oh, Boy.
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Looks Good.
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Thank You, Daddy.
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You're Welcome, Dear.
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(Gargling)
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No More Parties In There.
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I Don't Know, Cliff.
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Mr. Halifax
Is Already 45 Minutes Late.
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Are You Sure Everything Is Okay?
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00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,747
Are You Sure?
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I'll Be Home... Bye.
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Huxtable?
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Yes.
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00:13:01,217 --> 00:13:02,585
Halifax.
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Pleased To
Meet You.
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Sorry I'm Late.
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00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:07,590
I Had To Say Hello
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00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,559
To Barney,
The Elevator Operator.
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He's An Old Friend.
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00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:12,562
Nervous?
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00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:13,263
A Little.
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I Checked Your Record--
You're Good.
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Thank You.
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00:13:17,258 --> 00:13:19,263
Did You Have Breakfast?
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Never Skip Breakfast--
Most Important Meal Of The Day.
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I Always Have Oatmeal, Milk
And A Drop Of Honey.
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Two Eggs-- Poached--
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Bacon, Rye Toast
And A Martini.
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00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:37,261
Auerbach Says You
Handle Yourself Well In Court.
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I'm Glad He's Noticed.
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00:13:39,263 --> 00:13:40,266
I've Had A...
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00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:41,266
Auerbach's Good.
271
00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:43,860
Charlie Patterson And I
Hired Him.
272
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:46,196
Mr. Patterson Retired
Before I...
273
00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:51,258
Charlie Patterson Introduced Me
To My Haberdasher, Joe Drucker.
274
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:53,636
Joe's Gone Now. He's Passed On.
275
00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:56,265
Joe Sold Me This Tie.
276
00:13:56,265 --> 00:13:57,640
Nice.
277
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:01,259
They Don't Make Ties
Like This Anymore-- Feel It.
278
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,647
What Are You Feeling?
279
00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:05,615
Silk.
280
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:07,258
Quality.
281
00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:11,259
You Can't Beat Quality When
It Comes To Clothes Or Lawyers.
282
00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:14,265
This Tie Will
Never Go Out Of Style.
283
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:17,266
Mr. Auerbach And I
Have Worked Very Closely...
284
00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:19,267
Do You Skip Lunch, Too?
285
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,260
Not Usually.
286
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,258
I Always Have The Same Thing:
287
00:14:24,258 --> 00:14:30,740
Mushroom Barley, Rye Bread,
A Garden Salad And A Martini.
288
00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:35,263
Where's Mommy?
289
00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:39,258
Mom Called And Said
She Would Be A Little Late.
290
00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:42,258
Why Do I Have To
Stay Down Here?
291
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:45,258
Because This Is One Floor
Above Dad's Office.
292
00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:48,258
So You'll Be
Closer To Me.
293
00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:51,895
Why Do I Have To
Stay On The Couch?
294
00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:54,264
Couch?
This Isn't A Couch.
295
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:55,266
Yes, It Is.
296
00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:59,969
This Is A Super-Duper
Get-Well Island, You See.
297
00:14:59,969 --> 00:15:01,971
This Whole
Thing Here.
298
00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:06,258
And On The Super-Duper Island
You Have Your Own Telephone
299
00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:11,258
And Now You're Going To Have
Your Little Books To Mark In.
300
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,258
Do Your Letters
And Numbers.
301
00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:16,052
All This Will
Help You Feel Better.
302
00:15:16,052 --> 00:15:17,587
I Feel Better Now.
303
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,258
This Is The Telephone.
304
00:15:19,258 --> 00:15:21,691
To Reach Daddy, You Dial...
305
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:23,126
3-3-1.
306
00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:25,562
And That's All You Dial.
307
00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:30,258
The Last Time
You Dialed A Lot Of Numbers
308
00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:32,258
You Called The Honduras.
309
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:39,209
Stay On The Island,
Don't Get Off Of It, All Right?
310
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,264
All Right.
311
00:15:44,258 --> 00:15:46,258
Ahh!
312
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:48,751
Get Back
In There.
313
00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:54,090
Those Fish Are Going To
Bite Your Toes Off.
314
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:57,258
They're Not Biting My Toes.
315
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:02,036
Mr. Yamato.
316
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:02,936
Mr. Yamato.
317
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:05,939
Every Time We Talk About
318
00:16:05,939 --> 00:16:08,609
What Will Happen
In The Delivery Room
319
00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:09,613
He Passes Out.
320
00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,612
When Did This Start?
321
00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:14,612
When He Saw
The Childbirth Film In Class.
322
00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:17,612
Now Whenever You
Mention "The Film" He's Gone.
323
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,610
I'm Fine, Let Me Up.
324
00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,609
You Fainted, Honey.
325
00:16:21,609 --> 00:16:23,611
I'm Fine Now.
326
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:25,092
Take It Easy.
327
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:27,094
Would You Like
Some Water?
328
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:28,395
No, Thanks.
329
00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:29,614
Where Were We?
330
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:34,067
You Said You Want
To Be In The Deliver Room.
331
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,611
Yes, I Want
To Support Janet.
332
00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:38,972
Now, When You Saw The Film...
333
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:40,207
Doctor!
334
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,609
Sorry.
335
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:49,383
Okay, Mr. Yamato,
Just Take It Easy.
336
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,953
I Have To Be There
To Help Janet.
337
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,609
That's Wonderful.
338
00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:57,609
But I Want You To Know
339
00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,260
That When A Woman
Is In Transition
340
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,528
There's A Change.
341
00:17:01,528 --> 00:17:06,066
This Woman Will Have
The Strength Of Ten Men.
342
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,069
And This Lovely Person
That You Know
343
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:12,614
May Call You Names
That You've Never Heard Before.
344
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,007
Janet?
345
00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:17,010
Yes. What Did They Say
After The Film?
346
00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:20,080
No, I'm Sorry.
347
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,609
I Said,
"After The Film."
348
00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:29,121
Yeah, Just Put Your
Head Down Here.
349
00:17:29,121 --> 00:17:30,602
(Buzzer)
350
00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:32,604
Just A Minute, Please.
351
00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:34,130
Hello.
352
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,121
Yeah, Rudy.
353
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,121
No, Not Now.
354
00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,445
You Can't Have Any Ice Cream.
355
00:17:40,445 --> 00:17:44,121
No, You Stay
On The Island, Please!
356
00:17:44,121 --> 00:17:46,121
Yes, Do Your Book.
357
00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:49,621
No Matter What Happens,
Stay On The Island.
358
00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:54,121
Mr. Yamato,
I Was Wondering
359
00:17:54,121 --> 00:17:58,121
Are You Aware That
An Awful Lot Of Fathers
360
00:17:58,121 --> 00:18:02,122
Do Mental Coaching?
361
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,126
Mental Coaching?
362
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,121
From The Lobby.
363
00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:09,129
You See, There Are Many Husbands
Who Stay In The Lobby
364
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:13,778
And They Mentally Coach
Their Wives From Back There
365
00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:18,049
While Their Wives Are In The
Delivery Room Having Labor.
366
00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:19,618
Labor?
367
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:21,121
Labor... Whoa.
368
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:24,121
I'm Sorry.
I Didn't Say "Film."
369
00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:25,690
Film?
370
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:28,097
"And The Baby Bear Said:
371
00:18:28,097 --> 00:18:32,104
"'Somebody Has Been Eating My
Porridge And It's All Gone.'
372
00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:35,580
Big Papa Bear Said,
'Somebody Has...'"
373
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,848
Hi, Rudy.
374
00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:38,098
Mommy!
375
00:18:38,098 --> 00:18:40,097
How Are You Feeling?
376
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:41,586
Fine.
377
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,097
Give Me A Kiss?
378
00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:46,591
Did Your Daddy
Give You Aspirin?
379
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:47,592
Yes.
380
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:49,427
Did He Do
The Airplane?
381
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:50,695
He Did Everything.
382
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:52,930
Howdy, Partner!
383
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:55,767
I Don't Know That
Yet, Cliff.
384
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,402
What Did He Say?
385
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,403
Everything.
386
00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:02,940
He Talked And Talked
Until He Fell Asleep.
387
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:04,104
What Did You Do?
388
00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:08,104
I Started To Wake Him Up,
But That Didn't Seem Right.
389
00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:10,948
So I Left Because
Rudy Was Home Alone.
390
00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:14,097
Are You Kidding?
She's Not Home Alone.
391
00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:17,097
The Child Is Just
Above My Office.
392
00:19:17,097 --> 00:19:19,424
I Did Everything You Asked.
393
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:24,097
I Know You Did Everything,
But I Wanted It Done By Me.
394
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,931
We're Going Up To Your Room.
395
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,400
Say Good-Bye To Your Island.
396
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,868
Bye, Fishies.
397
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,097
What About The Partnership?
398
00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:35,097
(Ring)
399
00:19:36,097 --> 00:19:37,875
Dr. Huxtable.
400
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,410
Mr. Auerbach?
401
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:40,745
Yeah.
402
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:42,097
Huh?
403
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,097
She Is?
404
00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:47,097
Who?
405
00:19:47,097 --> 00:19:49,097
Okay, Put Him On.
406
00:19:49,097 --> 00:19:51,097
Mr. Halifax?
407
00:19:51,097 --> 00:19:53,097
How Are You, Sir?
408
00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:55,097
This Is Dr. Huxtable.
409
00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:57,097
Well, She's... What?
410
00:19:57,097 --> 00:20:01,097
No, I've Not Been
To That Restaurant.
411
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:06,097
Thin Slice Of Veal,
Potato And A Martini.
412
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:11,097
No, I Think He Was
Way Before My Wife's Time.
413
00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:12,615
Yeah, I'll Let You
Talk To Her Right Now.
414
00:20:12,615 --> 00:20:13,615
Sir?
415
00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:16,615
Yeah, Bow Ties
Are Wonderful.
416
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:23,655
You're A Partner,
You're A Partner.
417
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,981
You're A Partner.
418
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:33,454
And I'm Taking The Partner Out,
And We're Going To Celebrate.
419
00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,153
No, You Are Not.
420
00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:38,153
Because The Partner
Is Taking You Out.
421
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:42,153
And We're Going To Celebrate
With Dinner And Dancing.
422
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,631
All Right, Miss Money.
423
00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:45,158
What About Tito Puente?
424
00:20:45,158 --> 00:20:46,501
You Got It.
425
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:48,153
We'll See Him.
426
00:20:50,153 --> 00:20:52,153
Let's Tell
The Children!
427
00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:15,997
Uh-Huh.
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