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Hi, Dad.
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Vanessa, You Know The Rules.
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You Are Not To Come Down Here
When I Am Working.
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I Came Down Here
Because I'm Worried About You.
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Worried About Me?
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Denise Was Just Telling Theo
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That Whenever
Her Boyfriends Come Here
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You're Rough On Them.
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"Rough"?
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I'm Just Saying What I Heard.
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Make Yourself
Comfortable.
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She Said
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That One Boy
Was In The Room
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When You Asked Mom,
"How Ugly Is He?"
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Well, The Boy Was Ugly.
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And What About The Boy
Whose Haircut You Didn't Like?
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That Boy Had Shaved
A Landing Strip
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Across The Top Of His Head.
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I Think It's Funny, Too,
But Let Me Ask You:
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When Did You Last Meet
One Of Denise's Boyfriends?
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Landing Strip.
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There Have Been
A Couple Since Him.
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Why Did You Come Here?
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Because Denise
Has A New Boyfriend.
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He's Really Neat, Smart,
And An Absolute Fox.
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We've All Met
Him Except You.
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Even Theodore.
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Theodore's Met Him,
And I Haven't?
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I'm Afraid So.
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I Hope This Wasn't Snitching.
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I'm Trying To Cut Down.
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(Rock Music On Television)
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What Is It?
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A New Video
By "The Maniacs."
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Why Is She
Hitting Him?
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Shh!
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Why Is He Breaking
The Car Windows?
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If You Understood
"The Maniacs"
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You Wouldn't
Be Asking.
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I Told You Not To
Watch That Trash.
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All It Is
Is A Nightmare Put To Music.
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If You Understood
"The Maniacs"
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You Wouldn't
Say That.
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I Understand
From An Inside Source
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That Denise Has A New Boyfriend.
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I'm Not Talking.
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So, You're Sworn
To Secrecy, Huh?
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All I Want Is His Name.
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Don't Do This--
Denise Will Kill Me.
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Well, You're Going
To Tell Me His Name
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Because Everybody Knows
You Can't Keep A Secret.
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Look At
Your Face.
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It's Sliding Out Of Your Face.
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It's David James.
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Rudy!
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It Just Slid
Out Of My Face.
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David James
Is Nice, Huh?
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Isn't He?
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He Writes Poetry, He's Polite
And Good-Looking.
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You Met Him?
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Yes.
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Rudy's Met Him,
Vanessa's Met Him
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Theo's Met Him.
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She's Hiding Him
From Me, Isn't She?
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Why Would She
Do That?
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She Thinks
I'm Too Rough On Them.
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But I'm Not.
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Of Course You're Not.
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But Does Any Of This
Sound Familiar--
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"How Ugly Is He?"
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"Who Is His Parole Officer?"
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Face It, Cliff, You Are Rough.
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I'm Not That Rough.
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Well, What Are You?
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The Way I See It Is
I'm Like Old Yeller.
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You Know That Movie
"Old Yeller"
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Where The Dog
Protected The Home?
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It's My Job To Protect The Home,
So I Have To Bark.
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R-R-Ruff! R-R-Ruff!
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Boys Come By The House,
And I Bark.
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Pretty Soon, Boys
Come By And They Say:
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"Old Yeller Lives Up There."
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All I'm Saying Is That
Some Good Ones Come By
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And Some Bad Ones Come By.
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Old Yeller-- That's My Job.
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Cliff, You Know
At The End Of That Movie
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They Shot
Old Yeller.
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"Tomorrow Is, Tomorrow Was,
Tomorrow Shall Be An Eternity.
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Love, David."
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(Knocking)
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Who Is It?
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It's Your Father.
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Come In.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hey.
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What?
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I Want To Meet David.
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We Broke Up.
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No, No, Now Listen To Me.
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I Understand
That I've Been Rough
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And For That I Apologize.
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But I've Heard
Good Things About David.
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Let Me Ask You...
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How Ugly Is He?
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No, Look, That's All Over.
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I'm Telling You.
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What Do You Think
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About Bringing Him Over
For Dinner Friday Night?
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Oh, No Way.
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You Don't Know Your Father.
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If I Promise You I'll Behave,
Then You Bring Him Over
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And You'll See A Man
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Who Is Gracious
And Courteous.
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And You'll Look And You'll Say,
"Is That My Father?"
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Honest.
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We'll Eat In The Dining Room.
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We Never Eat There.
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That's Right.
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We'll Eat In The Dining Room.
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I'll Break Out The Best China
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And Linen Napkins
To Dab Our Mouths.
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And It Will Be
A Totally Adult Evening.
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Oh, Right, With Theo,
Vanessa And Rudy.
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No, No One Under 16 Admitted.
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Okay, I'll Go Call David.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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♪ La-La La-La La-La-La ♪
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Cliff, I'm Home!
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Of Course You're Home!
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Why Would You Yell That?
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Mr. Auerbach Walked Into
My Office At 5:00 On A Friday
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With A Brief
For Me To Rewrite.
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Clair, Stop!
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Look!
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And Smell!
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Oh, My, Cliff's
Salisbury Steak Delight?
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Red Beans And Rice.
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Turning Out With
The Turnip Greens.
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And What Is That?
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Cliff's Own Deep-Dish
Sweet Potato Cobbler.
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Another Of Your
Dessert Mistakes?
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Trust Me.
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The Kitchen...
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Is Spotless.
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Is Spotless.
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You Thought You Would Come Home
To Gunga Din, Didn't You?
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I Did. I'm Sorry.
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Don't Look Out There.
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Oh, Cliff.
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Why Is There A Pile Of Dirty
Pots And Pans In The Backyard?
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Because It Came Down To
Either Scrubbing The Pots
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Or Spending An Hour With Denise
Picking Out My Wardrobe.
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Look At You.
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All Right!
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She Took A Flashlight
And Went Into My Closet
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And Found Where I Hid
My Father's Day Presents.
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Mom, Is That What
You're Wearing?
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Is Dinner Ready?
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Vanessa And Rudy Won't
Come Downstairs, Will They?
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Just Be Cool.
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The Food's Beautiful.
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Your Mother's Beautiful.
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I Put Lum And Abner
In Their Room
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And Nailed
The Door Shut.
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Just Be...
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(Doorbell)
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I Got It.
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Please, Let Me.
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I Want The First Face
He Sees To Be Mine.
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Where Do You
Want My Face?
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Right There, Okay?
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Forever?
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How Am I Doing
So Far?
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Hello.
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Don't Be Nervous.
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I'm Not Nervous.
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I Am.
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You Know My Mom.
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Nice To See You Again.
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Hello, David.
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And This Is My Dad,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Nice To
Meet You, Sir.
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Likewise.
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I Understand You're
A Fan Of Tony Taylor.
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Yeah, Tony 'Clean Head' Taylor.
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Do You Have
This One?
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"Tony 'Clean Head' Taylor:
Live At The Bohemian Caverns."
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Thought You Might
Like To Borrow It.
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Well, Thank You
Very Much.
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I Think I'll Play This
Right Now.
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Mom, Why Don't I
Help You In The Kitchen?
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(Jazz Piano)
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Ooh, I Mean, Taylor--
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He Did Things Then That People
Today Still Can't Understand.
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Nobody Can Touch Him.
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Hey, David!
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Hey, Theo.
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What's This?
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Tony 'Clean Head' Taylor.
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He's A Genius.
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A Genius?
At What?
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You Like
This Stuff?
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Give It A Chance, Theo.
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Hey, Did I Ask You
To Turn The Music Off?
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But You
Turned It Off?
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Yeah.
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Would You Like To Ask Me
To Turn The Music Off?
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Can I Turn
It Off?
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Yes.
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Ah... My Socks?
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Don't Be Embarrassed.
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I Do It Myself
Sometimes.
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I'm Not Embarrassed.
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To Me, Matched Socks
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Are An Unnecessary
Rule Of Society.
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So, Uh... You Did
That On Purpose?
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Absolutely.
I Never Match My Socks.
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You Know, I Listened To
Taylor All Through College.
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Where Did You Go?
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Hillman.
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00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:11,155
Have You Given
College Any Thought?
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I've Already Gotten Into
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Harvard, Vanderbilt,
Stanford And Duke.
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You Go Over By Him.
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You've Applied To
Some Fine Schools.
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I Haven't Applied, Dr. Huxtable.
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They Came To Me.
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00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:29,073
And What School
Are You Going To Choose?
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I'm Not.
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You See, I'm Not Going Because
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Frankly,
I Don't Believe In Grades.
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You, Too?
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Usually, People Who
Don't Believe In Grades
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Do So Because Of The
Grades They're Getting.
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I Get All A's.
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But What Does An "A"
Really Mean?
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Yeah.
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I've Been Reading Socrates
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And He Believed
That True Learning
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Comes From Observing The World.
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Where Can I
Get That Book?
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You Don't Read, Son.
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Maybe There's
A Movie About It.
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You Go Upstairs And
Do Your Homework.
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00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:26,653
But, Dad, What Does
Homework Really Mean?
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It Could Mean A Lot Of Pain
If You Don't Do It.
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See You, David.
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Man, Love Those Socks.
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What Will You Do
After Graduation?
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Spend Some Time
Trying To Find Myself.
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How Much Time Will That Take?
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About Five Or Ten Years.
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You'll Be Able To Find Yourself
Plus A Couple More People.
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Dinner Is Served.
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Dinner.
All Right, Dinner.
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So, How Do
You Like Him?
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I Don't Know If
That's Him Or Not.
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He Hasn't Found Himself.
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The Entree--
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Dr. Huxtable's
Salisbury Steak Deluxe.
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I'm Sorry,
Dr. Huxtable.
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I Don't Eat Meat.
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The Boy Does Not Eat Meat.
265
00:13:29,284 --> 00:13:30,452
I'm A Vegetarian.
266
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:31,821
I Didn't
Know That.
267
00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:34,456
We Have Red Beans And Rice.
268
00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,725
I Only Eat Brown Rice.
269
00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:41,396
Okay, We'll Take The Rice
And Burn It For You.
270
00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,464
Dad!
271
00:13:42,464 --> 00:13:44,166
Huh?
272
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,234
The Salad
Will Be Plenty.
273
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,303
I'll Just Have
Salad Myself.
274
00:13:48,303 --> 00:13:51,673
Good. Then There Will Be
More For Us.
275
00:13:51,673 --> 00:13:53,475
I Became A Vegetarian
276
00:13:53,475 --> 00:13:56,813
Because Studies I've Read
Confirm That Many Illnesses
277
00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:59,814
Can Be Traced
To The Consumption Of Meat.
278
00:13:59,814 --> 00:14:04,152
Mrs. Huxtable And I
Love To Live Dangerously.
279
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:06,288
Nothing Personal, Dr. Huxtable
280
00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:09,491
But I'd Expect That Answer
From A Doctor.
281
00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:12,461
The Medical Establishment
Does A Poor Job
282
00:14:12,461 --> 00:14:16,131
Of Stressing The Link
Between Diet And Good Health.
283
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,816
I Understand
You're A Real Theater Buff.
284
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,815
Yeah--
One Of My Passions.
285
00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:25,540
I Just Loved "Dreamgirls."
286
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,813
"Dreamgirls"?
287
00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,310
David Is Bothered
288
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:31,713
By The Gross Commerciality
Of Contemporary Theater.
289
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,813
Well, We Left That Theater
290
00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:36,218
Humming The Tunes
And Feeling Fine.
291
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:40,813
I Think The Medical Profession
Has Done A Good Job
292
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:44,626
In Stressing The Link
Between Diet And Health.
293
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,461
We Disagree On That
294
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:49,664
And Probably On Other Things
About The Medical Profession.
295
00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:52,817
This Isn't The Time Or
Place To Discuss Them.
296
00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:54,818
Nonsense.
What's On Your Mind?
297
00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:56,821
Don't You Think Doctors
Overcharge People?
298
00:14:56,821 --> 00:15:00,821
For Example, How Much
Does It Cost To Have A Baby?
299
00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:03,178
It Depends On The Situation.
300
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,313
I've Read
That Doctors Charge
301
00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:08,150
Four Times The Amount
A Midwife Does.
302
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,285
That's Because A Midwife
303
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,818
Doesn't Have The Expertise
Or Equipment That I Have
304
00:15:13,818 --> 00:15:15,817
In Case Problems Arise.
305
00:15:15,817 --> 00:15:17,813
That Extra Money You Charge
306
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:21,263
Protects The Patient
In Case There Are Complications?
307
00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:22,813
Absolutely.
308
00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:25,333
If There Aren't
Any Complications
309
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:28,270
Do You Give The Money Back?
310
00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:32,644
Yeah.
311
00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:34,643
That Salad Needs
More Dressing.
312
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,974
No, It Doesn't.
313
00:15:35,974 --> 00:15:37,142
Yes, It Does
314
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:38,825
And We Need To
Bring Out The Main Course.
315
00:15:38,825 --> 00:15:39,826
Excuse Us.
316
00:15:39,826 --> 00:15:41,028
Certainly.
317
00:15:48,919 --> 00:15:50,331
Cliff?
318
00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:54,669
Clair, Don't Ask Me
To Go Back In There.
319
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:56,894
I'm Sitting At My Dinner Table
320
00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:59,897
With A Kid
Who Cannot Find Himself
321
00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:02,800
Who Is Finding Fault With Me.
322
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,380
Cliff, He Was Just
Asking Questions
323
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,738
Because He's An Intelligent Kid.
324
00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:10,040
He's An Arrogant
"Twilight Zone."
325
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,876
It Won't Be
Much Longer.
326
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:16,113
They Said They're Leaving
At 9:00 To See A Movie.
327
00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:19,884
Take Me Back In There,
And I Warn You--
328
00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:24,378
You Are Dangling Raw Meat
In Front Of Old Yeller.
329
00:16:24,378 --> 00:16:26,583
You Can Dish It Out
330
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,185
But You Can't
Take It.
331
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:29,634
That's The Best Conversation
332
00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:31,638
That Dining Room's
Seen In Years.
333
00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:32,988
I'm Going
Back In There
334
00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:35,140
And You Are
Coming With Me.
335
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,648
So Be Cool.
336
00:16:47,468 --> 00:16:48,477
I Hope
You're Not Mad
337
00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:49,660
At What I Said
About Doctors.
338
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,892
This Is A Good Conversation.
339
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:56,201
The Huxtables Have Always
Enjoyed Good Conversation.
340
00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:57,736
We Have?
341
00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:02,207
What Should We Talk About Now--
Politics, Poetry, Art?
342
00:17:02,207 --> 00:17:04,142
You're An Attorney,
Mrs. Huxtable?
343
00:17:04,142 --> 00:17:05,277
The Law.
344
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,795
How Can You Work
In A Profession
345
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:11,350
Where You Defend People
You Know Are Guilty
346
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:14,152
Just So You Can Collect
Your Paycheck?
347
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,790
David, According To
The 14th Amendment
348
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,798
Everyone's Entitled
To Due Process.
349
00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:22,790
I'd Expect That Answer
From A Lawyer.
350
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:27,266
What I Really Don't
Understand, Mrs. Huxtable
351
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:30,790
Is Why Do You
Divide Your Time
352
00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:35,798
Between Pursuing Your Career
And Raising Your Family?
353
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:38,143
I Don't Understand
Your Point.
354
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,790
Your Husband Makes
A Lot Of Money.
355
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,548
Shouldn't You Stay Home
With The Kids?
356
00:17:43,548 --> 00:17:47,286
That Is A Sexist
Statement, Young Man!
357
00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:51,323
Why Don't You
Ask Dr. Huxtable
That Question?!
358
00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:54,790
Let's Go Get Some
Rolls Or Something.
359
00:17:58,397 --> 00:18:00,792
Come Up With
Another Point.
360
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:07,320
How Dare He?!
361
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,672
Little
Scraggly-Leg Pup!
362
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,672
Park His Feet Underneath
My Dining Room Table
363
00:18:13,672 --> 00:18:17,163
And Tell Me
I'm Not A Good Mother?!
364
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:21,199
(Imitating Clair)
"Dear, He's Just
An Intelligent Boy."
365
00:18:21,199 --> 00:18:22,603
Don't Start With Me
This Evening.
366
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,005
Listen To Me.
367
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:26,005
You Know "Old Yeller"?
368
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,007
After He Died,
They Made A Sequel--
369
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,711
"Mrs. Old Yeller."
370
00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:35,005
Mrs. Old Yeller Was
Worse Than Old Yeller.
371
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:38,005
All Old Yeller Did Was Bark.
372
00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:39,554
(Barking)
373
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:42,490
But Mrs. Old Yeller Said:
374
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,425
(Growling)
375
00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:46,894
And She Bit People.
376
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:48,462
Mom,
Dad...
377
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:51,465
There May Be A Line
At The Movie
378
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,005
So We're
Going Now.
379
00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:54,468
Nice Meeting You,
Doctor.
380
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:55,469
Yes, Sir.
381
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,470
Mrs. Huxtable...
382
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,005
(Growling)
383
00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,440
Heel!
384
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,508
(Barking)
385
00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:01,509
Heel!
386
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:02,510
Heel!
387
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,511
Heel!
388
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:04,512
Heel...
389
00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:07,602
And Heel Some More.
390
00:19:11,449 --> 00:19:13,522
Oh, Boy,
I Sure Do Love This.
391
00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:14,560
I'd Say So.
392
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,069
That's Your
Third Bowl.
393
00:19:20,178 --> 00:19:20,781
Hi.
394
00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:22,783
Hi. How Was
The Movie?
395
00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:23,780
Okay.
396
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:24,786
What Did You See?
397
00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:26,647
"South Dakota."
398
00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:28,779
The Western
With Rory Calhoun?
399
00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:31,419
No. This Movie Was
About South Dakota.
400
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:34,255
David Comes Up With
The Strangest Ideas.
401
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:35,323
David?
402
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:39,227
The Wonderful Fellow
We Had Dinner
With Tonight?
403
00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:41,429
I Don't Know What You Mean.
404
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,431
"South Dakota"
Was About This Guy
405
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:47,101
Who Moves To South Dakota
To Live Off The Land.
406
00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:49,670
His Wife Pulls The Plow
For Him.
407
00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:51,606
To Farm
More Acres
408
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:53,307
He Marries More Wives.
409
00:19:53,307 --> 00:19:55,109
After The Fourth Wife
410
00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:58,679
David Says,
"I Could Really Get Into This."
411
00:19:58,679 --> 00:20:00,782
I Said,
"Are You Serious?"
412
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,781
He Said, "Yeah, Maybe."
413
00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:06,287
We Start Arguing
Right In The Theater.
414
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:10,525
Daddy, Would You Ask Mom
To Pull A Plow For You?
415
00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:12,293
Yeah.
416
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:14,417
Would You Pull It?
417
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,648
No.
418
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,250
(Phone Rings)
419
00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:22,698
Hello, This Is
The Huxtable Residence.
420
00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:25,768
Hey, David,
How Are You Doing?
421
00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:27,179
Just A Minute.
422
00:20:27,179 --> 00:20:30,179
I'll See
If She's Here.
423
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:32,975
Daddy, Tell Him
I'm Not Home.
424
00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:35,578
Tell Him He Doesn't
Understand Women.
425
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:38,681
First You Say
I'm Rough On Your Friends.
426
00:20:38,681 --> 00:20:39,982
Now You Say...
427
00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:41,817
I'm Not Doing Anything.
428
00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:44,687
You Got Something
To Say To David
429
00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:46,121
You Tell Him.
430
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:46,856
Mom...
431
00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:49,982
This Is Between You And David.
432
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,150
Okay.
433
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,019
I'll Take It Upstairs.
434
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,502
David, I've Located Her.
435
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:56,822
Hold The Phone A Second.
436
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,503
Denise!
437
00:20:58,503 --> 00:20:59,959
Yeah!
438
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,027
Telephone!
439
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,395
Okay, Thanks, Dad!
440
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,164
Dave, She's Coming To The Phone.
441
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,497
There She Is.
442
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:07,967
See You, David.
443
00:21:13,499 --> 00:21:15,007
What..?
444
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,497
Get Off The Phone.
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