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HI, SWEETHEART.
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HI, CLIFF.
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HOW WAS THE CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL MRS. HUXTABLE'S
DAY IN COURT?
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UGH.
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YOU'LL GET THEM
NEXT TIME.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
THE LAST TIME.
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IN THAT CASE,
YOU BLEW IT.
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HI, MOM.
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VANESSA, IT IS ALMOST
DINNER TIME.
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DAD MADE ME DO IT.
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I SAID SHE COULD HAVE A SNACK
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AFTER SHE PRACTICED
THE CLARINET.
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SO DID SHE?
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DID YOU?
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DID I WHAT?
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PRACTICE THE CLARINET.
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FOR THE RECITAL.
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME.
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WILL YOU TELL YOUR DAUGHTER
HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?
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YOU PLANNING ON
LEAVING TOWN RIGHT AWAY?
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EXPLAIN TO THIS GIRL
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SHE'S GOT A FEATURED SOLO
IN FIVE DAYS.
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THE GIRL IS STANDING
RIGHT THERE.
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AND DON'T LET HER
GET OUT OF IT.
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VANESSA, I WANT
YOU TO PRACTICE.
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I WILL
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WHEN I FINISH MY HOMEWORK.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE?
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I HAVE A HISTORY ESSAY
ON THE HUNDRED YEARS' WAR.
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?
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ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES.
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THAT'S NOT BAD.
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THAT'S SEVEN YEARS A MINUTE.
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THAT'S IF I WANT A "D."
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WHAT IF YOU WANT AN "A"?
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ABOUT AN HOUR, TOPS.
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GO FOR THE "A."
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HI, DADDY.
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HOW YOU DOING,
PEACHES?
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ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
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SHOULD I BE?
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THIS MORNING I GOT
A KISS AND A HUG.
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OKAY.
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THERE. THAT BETTER?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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WHEN MARY LOPEZ'S FATHER
KISSES HER, HE SAYS
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"I LOVE YOU, MARY."
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I LOVE YOU, MARY.
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NO, DAD.
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I LOVE YOU, RUDY.
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BUT HE SAYS IT IN SPANISH.
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MR. LOPEZ IS A TROUBLEMAKER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT?
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MARY CAN HAVE A SNACK
ANY TIME SHE WANTS.
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OH, REALLY?
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MOM'S IN THE KITCHEN.
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OOPS.
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MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
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WELL?
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VANESSA PROMISED
TO PRACTICE.
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WHEN WILL WE LEARN?
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FIRST IT WAS DENISE'S
ICE SKATING LESSONS.
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WE BUY SKATES, OUTFITS...
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SHE LASTS TWO WEEKS.
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AND THEODORE'S KARATE--
ONE DAY.
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BUT WE DIDN'T GO
FOR TOO MUCH THERE--
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A WHITE BATHROBE
AND A COUPLE PIECES OF WOOD.
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HOW MUCH DID WE GO FOR
WITH THE CLARINET?
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WE AGREED THAT WHEN A CHILD
SHOWS AN INTEREST IN SOMETHING
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IT'S OUR PARENTAL DUTY
TO NURTURE IT.
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WHAT DID IT RUN US?
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
HARD UP FOR MONEY.
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WHAT DID IT RUNUS?
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS--
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IT'S CHEAPER
THAN RENTING.
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WHAT DID IT RUN US?
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$245.
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$245?!
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THAT INCLUDED THE CASE.
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IT BETTER INCLUDE
A SET OF LIPS.
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HA HA!
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YOU'RE NOW DEAD MEAT.
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(Ring)
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CHECK.
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(Ring)
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LET'S GO.
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TIME IS MONEY.
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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB.
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WHAT MONEY?
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TIME IS MONEY.
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DON'T "TIME IS MONEY" ME.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
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NOT PLANNING ON GETTING A JOB
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AND CAN'T EVEN SPELL "JOB."
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NOW, DEAL WITH THAT.
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(Ring)
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QUEEN CHECK.
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I KNOW A CHECK
WHEN I SEE ONE.
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I'M THE PERSON
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO PLAY.
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YOU REMEMBER?
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YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
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(Ring)
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ARE YOU PLAYING CHESS
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OR ARE YOU CALLING
FOR THE BELLHOP?
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(Clarinet SoundingLike Foghorn)
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HAVE WE MOVED
CLOSER TO THE RIVER?
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(Clarinet Squeaking)
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YOU THINK SHE'S BLOWING
INTO THE RIGHT END?
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(Squawking And Squeaking)
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I THINK SHE JUST
KILLED A GOOSE.
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SHE IS AWFUL!
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(More Squawking)
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I THINK WE OUGHT TO
SOUNDPROOF HER ROOM.
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AND MOVE.
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(Squawking)
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THAT'S IT.
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HALF TIME, MAN.
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DAD, THERE'S NO HALF TIME
IN CHESS.
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THE BAND IS PLAYING,
SO THAT'S HALF TIME.
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OH, OH, PLEASE.
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NO, COME HERE.
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HERE, HERE,
HERE!
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THIS FROM?
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VANESSA SAID
I COULD PLAY WITH IT.
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THIS IS NOT A TOY.
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THIS IS A GOOSE-KILLER.
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HI, DADDY.
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VANESSA
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH THAT COST?
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$245. 2-4-5.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT CAN BE
PURCHASED WITH $245?
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YOU CAN GET BRAKES
FOR SIX CHEVYS.
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DAD, I DO APPRECIATE
YOU BUYING THIS FOR ME.
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SOME TIME AGO, YOUNG LADY
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YOU CAME TO US AND YOU SAID
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING
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IF WE WOULD ALLOW YOU
TO TAKE UP THE CLARINET.
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NOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE.
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NEITHER DOES JANET MEISER.
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SHE QUIT TWO WEEKS AGO.
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SO THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE TO QUIT, TOO?
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IT'S NO FUN WITHOUT JANET.
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WE'RE LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS,
EXCEPT THERE'S TWO OF US.
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COULDN'T I SWITCH
TO GYMNASTICS?
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IF IT'S THE MONEY
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JANET'S FATHER
HOCKED HER CLARINET
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AND GOT $40.
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$40? I PAID $2...
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YOU AGREED TO BE
IN THAT RECITAL.
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THEY ARE COUNTING ON YOU.
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THEY WON'T EVEN MISS ME.
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YOU CAN QUIT LATER.
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BUT YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY
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TO GO THROUGH
WITH THAT RECITAL.
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YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT.
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I WANT YOU
TO PRACTICE.
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YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I UNDERSTAND.
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YOU DO UNDERSTAND ME?
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU OKAY?
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I'M OKAY.
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DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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YOU SURE?
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POSITIVE.
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YOU DON'T WANT BRIGHTER LIGHTS
IN THE ROOM?
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HOW ABOUT A POT OF COFFEE?
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DON'T FORGET,
YOU'VE GOT A RESPONSIBILITY.
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PRACTICE.
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RIGHT?
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I'LL DO MY BEST.
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THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR.
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IT'S A PART OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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(Squawk)
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(Scale)
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HE WOULDN'T LET YOU OUT OF IT?
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DID YOU GET HIS
"RESPONSIBILITY" SPEECH?
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YEAH.
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LONG OR SHORT VERSION?
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THE LONG VERSION.
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WITH THE POT OF COFFEE.
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UH-HUH.
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SO WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
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THAT I'D DO MY BEST.
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WAS THAT YOUR BEST?
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YEAH.
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AND THE RECITAL'S WHEN?
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IN FIVE DAYS.
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I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.
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(Squawking)
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I'M NOT JOGGING WITH YOU.
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YES.
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YOU KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE
YOU WANT TO.
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YOU KNOW THAT YOU'LL WAKE UP
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WITH AN IRRESISTIBLE URGE
TO GO JOGGING WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
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WITH ALL THAT?
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING
ON A SPACE WALK.
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IN ORDER TO GO JOGGING
AND DO IT PROPERLY
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YOU MUST HAVE
THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT.
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WHY CAN'T YOU BE SATISFIED
WITH A PLEASANT JOG IN THE PARK?
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BECAUSE SERIOUS JOGGERS
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ARE NOT SATISFIED
WITH A PLEASANT JOG IN THE PARK.
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JOGGING WITH YOU IS NOT FUN.
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YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUN?
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WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS FUN?
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THIS IS THE WAY I JOG.
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SEE, I'M SERIOUS.
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I HAVE THE PEPPER.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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THIS IS THE WAY I MOVE IT.
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THIS IS THE WAY MY WIFE JOGS.
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MUST HAVE AT LEAST
THREE OF THESE
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TUCKED HERE.
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AND THEN SHE BURSTS OUT.
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OH, CLIFF...
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CLIFF...
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YOU'RE MOVING TOO FAST.
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NOW I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN BURN OFF THERE
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OTHER THAN THESE TISSUES.
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CLIFF, I DO NOT ENJOY JOGGING
FULL SPEED
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CARRYING 59 POUNDS
OF UNNECESSARY EQUIPMENT
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WHILE YOU SCREAM,
"MOVE IT, CLAIR!"
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"NO PAIN,
NO GAIN!"
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WE ALWAYS END UP ARGUING,
I WALK HOME ALONE, AND...
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I HATE
JOGGING WITH YOU.
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(Knocking)
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WHOEVER'S UP THIS LATE
BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.
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I CAN'T SLEEP.
GOOD ENOUGH?
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WHAT'S THE
MATTER, HONEY?
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I DON'T THINK I CAN
BE IN THIS RECITAL.
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WHY?
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(Raspy)
I HAVE A SORE THROAT.
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YOUR RECITAL'S IN FOUR DAYS.
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IT'S ONE OF THOSE
SLOW-BUILDING SORE THROATS.
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VANESSA, IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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MOM, I'M WORRIED.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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YOU'VE HEARD ME PRACTICING.
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I'M BAD, AREN'T I?
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YOU'RE DOING PRETTY WELL.
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YOU'RE ONLY 11 YEARS OLD.
245
00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:40,986
NOBODY'S ASKING YOU
TO PLAY LIKE BENNY GOODMAN.
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WHO?
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST FINE.
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I HAD THE SAME DOUBTS
WHEN I WENT ON MY FIRST DATE.
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THAT'S NOT THE SAME.
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YOU HAVE TO PRACTICETHIS.
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I'M TELLING YOU, MY FIRST DATE,
I HAD TO PRACTICE.
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WHEN I WAS 13 1/2 YEARS OLD,
MY VOICE WAS CHANGING
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AND I WAS EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.
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PEOPLE WOULD SAY,
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
255
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(Cracking) AND I'D SAY, "MY NAME
IS HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE."
256
00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:19,395
I DIDN'T WANT
TO SOUND LIKE THAT.
257
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I WANTED TO SOUND SMOOTH,
SO I PRACTICED--
258
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
259
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(Cracking)
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
260
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(Cracking Less)
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
261
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:32,390
AND THEN I BEGAN TO
PRACTICE MY SMILES.
262
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I HAD THREE OF THEM.
263
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I HAD A FULL SMILE.
264
00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:39,390
I HAD A THREE-QUARTER SMILE.
265
00:13:40,979 --> 00:13:43,848
AND THEN I HAD A QUARTER SMILE.
266
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AND I'D PRACTICE
267
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ALL OF THOSE THINGS, AND THEN...
268
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THE NIGHT OF MY DATE.
269
00:13:51,823 --> 00:13:54,693
I WAS NERVOUS,
BUT I HAD PRACTICED.
270
00:13:54,693 --> 00:13:58,389
I RANG THE DOORBELL,
HER FATHER OPENED THE DOOR.
271
00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:00,699
HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
272
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(Cracking)
I SAID, "MY NAME IS..."
273
00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:05,036
AND I RAN AWAY.
274
00:14:05,036 --> 00:14:09,040
I RAN FOR ABOUT A BLOCK,
AND I STOPPED MYSELF.
275
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,389
I SAID, "NO, NO,
YOU'VE PRACTICED.
276
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GO BACK THERE, GIVE IT TO HIM."
277
00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:18,049
I WENT BACK, RANG THE BELL.
HE SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?"
278
00:14:20,389 --> 00:14:24,397
(Not Cracking) AND I SAID, "MY NAME
IS HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE."
279
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NOW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
280
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YES.
281
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ALL RIGHT.
282
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YOU FEEL BETTER?
283
00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:31,395
NO.
284
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:34,389
GOOD NIGHT.
285
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GOOD NIGHT,
VANESSA.
286
00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:47,389
(Fighter Plane Noises)
287
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,389
(Explosion Sounds)
288
00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:58,389
CHECK MATE.
289
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,194
THAT'S FOUR
290
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:07,265
FOR THE MAN
ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL.
291
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:11,269
YOU'RE A BAD LOSER,
BUT YOU'RE A WORSE WINNER.
292
00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:13,805
AND NOW ON MY
DRIVE FOR FIVE
293
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:19,210
I AM GOING TO, MY BOY,
LET YOU HAVE THE FIRST MOVE.
294
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,212
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON.
295
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,389
SOMETHING TROUBLING YOU, SON?
296
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:24,794
WHAT?
297
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:27,395
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR RAIN?
298
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,321
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
299
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:32,058
WELL, FORGET IT.
300
00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:35,320
SHE'S NOT PLAYING
UNTIL MR. HAMPTON GETS HERE.
301
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,630
WHEN IS THAT?
302
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:37,697
SOON.
303
00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:39,316
HALF TIME.
304
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:43,703
WHY IS
MR. HAMPTON COMING?
305
00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,325
MR. HAMPTON IS COMING
306
00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:53,316
TO GIVE YOUR SISTER SOME
INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CLARINET.
307
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:55,782
HE TOLD ME
308
00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:58,685
HE KNEW YOU
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.
309
00:15:58,685 --> 00:16:00,020
THAT'S TRUE.
310
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,655
HE'S AN OLD FRIEND.
311
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:05,317
HE WAS THE MUSIC TEACHER
WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
312
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:09,095
THEY HAD MUSIC
WHEN YOU WENT TO SCHOOL?
313
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:10,664
SOME.
314
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,667
DID THEY HAVE POTATO CHIPS?
315
00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:17,871
YES, WE HAD POTATO CHIPS.
316
00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:30,717
DID THEY HAVE TV?
317
00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:33,319
NO, THEY DIDN'T HAVE TV.
318
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:37,824
WHAT DID YOU WATCH
WHILE YOU ATE POTATO CHIPS?
319
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,960
RADIO.
320
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,129
(Doorbell)
321
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,935
HI, MR. HAMPTON.
322
00:16:48,935 --> 00:16:50,321
HI, DOC.
323
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:52,238
HI, MR. HAMPTON.
324
00:16:52,238 --> 00:16:54,325
HI, RUDY.
LONG TIME NO SEE.
325
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:55,809
DO IT, DO IT.
326
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:56,943
DO WHAT?
327
00:16:56,943 --> 00:16:58,316
YOU KNOW--
328
00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:02,649
YOU ALWAYS ASK ME
TO DO THAT.
329
00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:10,320
DADDY, DADDY, LOOK!
330
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,325
HIS FACE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!
331
00:17:12,325 --> 00:17:16,162
OH, NO, NO, NOT OLD RUBBER FACE.
332
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:18,131
CAN HE
STAY FOR DINNER?
333
00:17:18,131 --> 00:17:19,132
UH-HUH.
334
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:22,322
I WANT TO WATCH HIM
PUT A CHICKEN IN HIS MOUTH.
335
00:17:24,324 --> 00:17:28,316
IF YOU'RE NICE,
I'LL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
336
00:17:33,213 --> 00:17:35,682
(Rubber Band Music)
337
00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:47,321
♪ LOVE
338
00:17:47,321 --> 00:17:48,795
♪ YOU
339
00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:52,325
♪ RUDY.
340
00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:53,767
♪ LOVE
341
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:54,868
♪ YOU
342
00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:56,324
♪ RUDY.
343
00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:59,939
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MR. HAMPTON.
344
00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:06,324
VANESSA!
345
00:18:06,324 --> 00:18:07,914
YES, DAD.
346
00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:09,716
COME ON DOWN, PLEASE.
347
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:14,621
MR. HAMPTON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
348
00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:18,318
GOT US A LITTLE
INSURANCE POLICY
ON THE RECITAL.
349
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:21,316
HE'S GOING TO
TAKE MY PLACE?
350
00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:25,324
NO, HE'S GOING TO
GIVE YOU PRIVATE LESSONS.
351
00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:27,324
COME ON, LET'S
GET STARTED.
352
00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:28,735
THANK YOU, DADDY.
353
00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:30,770
IT WON'T HELP.
354
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:37,944
(Bassoon Playing)
355
00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:47,787
BRAVO!
BRAVO!
356
00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:51,991
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
357
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:55,323
THAT WAS BOBBY TUCKER
ON THE BASSOON
358
00:18:55,323 --> 00:19:00,133
GIVING YOU HIS RENDITION OF
"THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE."
359
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:05,004
IT WAS MORE LIKE
"THE WOUNDED MOTH."
360
00:19:06,706 --> 00:19:10,810
IN JUST A MOMENT WE WILL HEAR
FROM OUR BEGINNER'S CLASS.
361
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,812
THAT'S ME.
362
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:13,813
GOOD LUCK.
363
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:14,814
BETTER BE GOOD.
364
00:19:14,814 --> 00:19:19,118
I GAVE UP HANGING OUT
WITH MY FRIENDS TO SEE THIS.
365
00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:21,316
HEY, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
366
00:19:21,316 --> 00:19:23,189
MY KID ALREADY PLAYED.
367
00:19:23,189 --> 00:19:24,924
THE BUMBLEBEE?
368
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:27,760
NO, SIT DOWN.
MY KID'S GOING ON.
369
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,662
I'M PAYING $4 AN HOUR
FOR PARKING.
370
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:32,866
$4? I PAID $6.
371
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,802
COME ON, WATCH MY KID.
372
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,323
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN
373
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:40,139
OUR BEGINNER'S CLASS
374
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:42,976
WITH THEIR MEDLEY
OF POPULAR SONGS
375
00:19:42,976 --> 00:19:46,279
WITH A SOLO BY
MISS VANESSA HUXTABLE.
376
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,081
(Cheering)
377
00:19:51,951 --> 00:19:55,755
(Terrible Clarinet Playing)
378
00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:58,892
I WANT TO
GO HOME.
379
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:07,100
(Band Playing Out Of Tune)
380
00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:14,934
ENCORE!
ENCORE!
381
00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:17,103
ENCORE!
382
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:18,705
EN...
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