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No, man... don't come in the morning,
I won't be here until two...
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'cause that's when the morning's swell
finally flattens out, you dig?
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Alright... just bring it on
the back then, cool, peace.
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I'm not normal.
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Clearly!
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I need a job.
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It's yours.
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Hang on, Trucker. You said hiring
was a democratic process around here.
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Yeah, that's the way I heard it.
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Okay... all those in favor
of hiring... uh...
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- Piper.
- Piper,
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put your hands up.
Thank you, Jen.
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Hey, what about an interview?
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Oh, that's fine.
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Okay, I... lemme think...
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Elvis. Dead or alive?
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Dead.
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Andy Kauffman?
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Dead.
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Jerry Garcia?
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Grateful. And dead.
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Mariah Carey?
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Are we talkin' about
her acting career, or...?
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No.
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Okay. Then... alive..
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Why did you come to Santa Cruz?
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I... have family here.
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Are you a virgin?
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Mr. Julius!
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No. But I used to be.
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You're not a witch, by any chance?
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Is that a job requirement?
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Trucker's blazin' for the woman who runs
the crystal store across the street.
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He thinks she's wiccan.
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Yeah, they're soulmates, except
she's not exactly aware of that yet.
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Okay everybody, time to vote.
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Okay, time for a lil' homework.
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Then can we go to the art store?
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Everybody relax!
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I'm here.
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Oh, and so close to almost on time.
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C'mon, if I was to start always on time,
you'd expect it everyday.
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He works here?
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Well... he's employed here.
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- What's up?
- Hm...
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Don't pay attention to him.
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Okay, today's topic of conversation:
clueless men...
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and the women who use them
for gratification.
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Who are you?
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- Piper.
- Piper...
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what're you doing here, Piper?
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I... work here.
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Why wasn't I notified?
I wasn't notified!
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Hey, Priestly!
We hired someone.
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Thank you.
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I swear, we need like a bulletin board
or staff e-mail or somethin'...
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You know, Priestly?
Piper thinks Elvis is dead.
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Really?
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And now you hire people
who failed the interview?
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Come on, man!
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I don't know. I mean,
you're cute and everything, but...
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But what? C'mon, Tish.
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- It's just...
- There it comes!
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- I don't really like sex.
- What?!
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- How can you not like...
- I've never had a...
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you know?
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Woo! Never?
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Huh... well, obviously you haven't
been with the right guy.
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my God... does that really work?
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Every time.
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Are you kiddin' me?
It's man's greatest challenge.
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Tish is the scorpion queen.
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See ya tonite!
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Well... 'nother comrade used
and discarded... huh, Tish?
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You know, I gotta be
honest with you, Tish,
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I've never been really comfortable
watching you doing that to men...
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when there it should be some sort
of a warning sign posted...
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If men are that easy to manipulate,
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they deserve to be taken advantage of.
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I'm easy to manipulate.
Why don't women take advantage of me?
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I think we can all guess
the answer to that.
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Is that the crystal lady?
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Oh yeah, that's Zo.
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Zo...
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Yeah, it's short for Zoheret.
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It means "she shines" in hebrew.
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You see? She knows things.
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She seems nice, Trucker.
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So, I'll... give you a call later?
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Yeah, huh... sure.
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Oh, look! She can still walk.
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All right, let's hear it,
what were his grades?
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"A" for effort, "C" for execution.
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Natural gift?
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Didn't even register.
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That bad, huh?
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That bad, and... he knows it.
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You know... did you at least tell him
that size doesn't matter?
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Yeah, sure, I told him.
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You don't actually think
guys believe that, do you?
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Hey Piper, what's in that case?
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Oh... that's just my art stuff.
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Are you an artist?
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Oh, that's cool! Do you paint,
like, controversial shit?
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Like, people pissin'
on the Pope or somethin'?
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- No!
- That's not even controversial anymore.
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Then what the hell is it?
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Well, that's like that, you know...
"politically correct controversialism".
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It've been done so often
that they expect it, now...
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paint someone pissin' on Martin
Luther King and see what happens..
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Or... Martin Luther King
pissin' on the Pope!
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That's controversial.
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Yeah... or, the Pope pissin'
on Martin Luther King?
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Or Martin Lawrence?
That would really be...
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Okay, guys... guys! I don't paint
anyone pissin' on anyone. Sorry.
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Yeah, no... it was just an idea,
you know. I'm just sayin',
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if I was an artist I would definetely
be pissin' on somebody.
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Hey, Trucker!
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Right! Piper, why don't you decorate
our wall for us?
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- Really?
- Sure.
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What... what should I paint?
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It's yours. Go for it!
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You don't have to paint
anyone pissin' on anyone.
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- I... I mean, unless you want to.
- Good morning.
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This was in my mail by mistake.
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Hi, Piper... nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
how... how did you know her name?
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She just feels like "Piper".
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Zo, before you leave,
can I make you a sandwich?
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The roast turkey is very good.
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Thank you, but I don't eat
anyhting that had a mother.
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Oh! Okay, huh...
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Eggs salad then?
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Well... eggs are really
a chicken abortion, aren't they?
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I mean, I support
the woman's right to choose,
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but I don't believe anyone asked
the chickens beforehand.
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Right on!
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Well, actually... since farmers
don't keep roosters
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the eggs aren't fertilized, so...
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technically we're just eating a
by-product of the hen's menstrual cycle.
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Well, that's certainly appetizing!
A hen period salad, that's... lovely.
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I think I'll just stick
to the 6 inch tofurkey.
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- 6 inch tofurkey.
- Comin' up!
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- Hmm... what's this?
- Oh,
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I made a website for Trucker.
And there's our online order forms...
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so that people just e-mail me
their orders...
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and then we have them ready
at their backup time.
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- That's cool!
- Yeah,
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and this way Jen's online
in case Fuzzy checks in, right?
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Who's Fuzzy?
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He's just an online friend.
A guy.
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Oh, I... hope he's a guy.
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We agreed not to exchange
any identifying information.
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So basically he could be
Charles Manson with a laptop?
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Bingo!
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No, Fuzzy is good. His presence
feels peaceful, don't you sense it?
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Yeah, I sense something.
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What? Maybe I do.
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Just follow where your soul leads, Jen.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Trucker.
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Bye.
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Did I say anything stupid?
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Doesn't it worry you? I mean,
you don't know anything about him
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...or her... or even it!
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You know, he's just somebody
I can talk to.
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And I know it's crazy, but...
I feel really close to him.
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Do you think he's your soulmate?
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Would that be so bad?
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No, but...
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...what happens when "he" wants to meet?
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Well, we've been e-knowing him for
almost a year, and it hasn't come up.
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A year?!
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Jen, what do you guys talk about if
you don't talk about each other?
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Everything else?
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I mean, we talk about music,
and books, the war in Irak...
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...his dog, my cat...
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You know, I just told him that I started
working with a future famous artist.
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Well, let's not get carried away...
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It must be such a trick to look at
the ocean and know you can draw it.
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Are your parents artistic?
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Yeah, my mom's really good.
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So maybe you'll have a
super-talented kid one day.
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I already do.
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I was 15.
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I had...
four younger brothers.
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Got one of 'em
who was still in diapers...
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There was no way my mom
was gonna let me keep her.
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I never met the couple, but...
I spoke to the wife on the phone once.
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She said their names were
Lisa and Noah, and...
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that they wanted to name her Julia.
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She asked if that was okay with me.
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I thought that was really
considerate, you know?
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She promised to stay in touch,
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to send pictures...
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That's nice.
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And she did, for about two years.
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Then it just stopped.
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The last pictures I saw
were of Julia's second birthday.
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Just like that?
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Nothing for... six years...
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Then I saw this!
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I was reading this article
about gifted kids.
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In the back they have some pictures of
the art students of Santa Cruz, look!
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There she is.
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Okay, I mean... she kinda looks like you
and... she's the right age, but...
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Jen, I'm not whacked. Okay, look,
they list her name. Julia!
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- Julia Miller! And, she's artistic.
- Yeah, but...
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So I got on the Net and I looked up
Millers in Santa Cruz.
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There was a million of them, but there
was only one under the name "Noah".
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That was the husband's name.
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So, I waited until the middle of
the day, and I called the number.
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And I got the voice mail,
and... they were on it!
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"This is Noah... and Julia".
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Like that.
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Jen, it's them!
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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Some days it's enough to know
that she's happy and healthy and...
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...other days...
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So... what kind of tricks
do you have in mind?
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Well, you'll see tonight.
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
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Woodstock, you know, it was just
beautiful, it was perfect, you know?
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It was all about peace,
and free love, and music-
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And draft orgy. Drugs.
Irresponsibility. Freak!
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Oh, mister J... don't be a buzzkiller!
Just focus on the love, huh?
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Hi.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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- You hungry?
- Yeah.
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Oh... no.
Thank you for the rock.
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Oh, no... don't even think about it.
My karma needs all the help it can get.
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Thank you, Trucker.
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Okay, so anyway,
they're really wrong about the drugs.
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Damn, I wish I was alive
back then!
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I mean, it's just my luck to hit
my sexual peak during a time when...
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when celibacy is cool, and...
the only safe sex is watching porn.
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- I should've peaked 40 years ago!
- What's so differnt then today?
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I mean, you still wouldn't get laid,
and you'd still be watching porn.
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The only difference would be,
you'd be wearing more polyester.
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She does have a point, Priestly.
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But, at least here you have company.
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No one's got much,
except for... Tish.
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- Excited about tonite, yeah...
- Oh,
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- what time?
- Eight thirty.
247
00:17:20,115 --> 00:17:21,504
- Bye.
- Bye!
248
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:29,187
Oh, don't even start with me!
249
00:17:29,188 --> 00:17:31,698
If men are that easy to have fun of,
they deserve what they get.
250
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:33,674
Hey, I'm easy!
Don't I deserve it?
251
00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:37,114
Well, Priestly, see, your problem is
you always go after the hot chicks.
252
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,085
You know, you gotta raise
your expectations, man!
253
00:17:39,086 --> 00:17:41,544
- Excuse me?
- Well, really good looking women,
254
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:43,794
they're high maintainance,
and without exception...
255
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,899
completely worthless
between the sheets.
256
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,136
Seriously?
257
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,303
God's truth.
258
00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:50,314
Certainly been my experience.
259
00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:52,228
Oh, pff... you guys are pathetic!
260
00:17:52,515 --> 00:17:54,314
All right. Take Tish, for example.
- Right?
261
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:57,154
Men are so pumped
to be with a body like hers,
262
00:17:57,155 --> 00:17:59,994
that all she's gotta do is just lay back
and enjoy the ride, you see?
263
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,260
That way she's never gonna
develop any skills in bed.
264
00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:04,809
- I second that!
- Hey, I work hard!
265
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,601
Hey, don't get me wrong!
Attractive women are great to look at,
266
00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:09,513
just don't go home
with the prom queen.
267
00:18:09,514 --> 00:18:11,323
Give her the crown,
she'll never go down.
268
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,675
- I was the prom queen!
- Well, I rest my case.
269
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,271
All, right, that's it!
You. And me. In the office!
270
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:20,114
I'll show you
how I got my crown!
271
00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,184
Women!
272
00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:25,227
They are so easy to have,
then us.
273
00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:28,263
They deserve what they get!
274
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,864
Dick!
275
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,903
Nice! Nice!
Shit!
276
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,665
Thank you.
277
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:45,711
Wow, that was a near death experience!
Thanks.
278
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,552
No problem.
279
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:50,716
Wow! You draw really good rocks!
They're better than mine.
280
00:20:51,597 --> 00:20:52,666
Wanna know why?
281
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,146
Sure.
282
00:20:54,197 --> 00:20:55,666
I can show you.
283
00:20:57,116 --> 00:20:59,313
You just gotta deepen your shadows, see?
284
00:21:02,236 --> 00:21:04,069
- Don't be afraid to be bold.
- Wow!
285
00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:08,184
Thanks!
286
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,029
That's a... nice subject.
287
00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:12,740
Oh... well, I hope you don't mind,
I'm not a perv or anyhting...
288
00:21:12,741 --> 00:21:14,795
I just tried to practice
drawing children.
289
00:21:14,796 --> 00:21:16,834
Doesn't look like
you need much practice.
290
00:21:19,836 --> 00:21:20,939
You want it?
291
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,475
No.
292
00:21:22,476 --> 00:21:24,195
Not really.
293
00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:28,511
I'm kiddin'!
294
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:31,072
I'm kiddin', I'd love it, if you don't
mind parting with it, of course...
295
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,429
- What's her name?
- Julia.
296
00:21:33,636 --> 00:21:36,795
She is another artist.
You know, sometimes I feel like
297
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,471
the only person left in the universe
who still paints by numbers.
298
00:21:39,476 --> 00:21:42,550
Oh, she must get all her artistic
talents from her mother, then.
299
00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:45,236
Yeah, who knows?
300
00:21:49,597 --> 00:21:51,874
Thank you very much. It's beautiful.
301
00:21:52,317 --> 00:21:54,036
She's beautiful.
302
00:21:54,997 --> 00:21:59,072
Yeah, I'm... sorta
partial to it, a lil' bit.
303
00:22:01,797 --> 00:22:03,391
My name is Noah, by the way.
304
00:22:04,237 --> 00:22:06,236
I'm... Anna.
305
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,355
Anna, pleasured to meet you.
306
00:22:08,397 --> 00:22:12,073
Specially since we've established
that you're not a perv...
307
00:22:13,357 --> 00:22:14,596
Take care!
308
00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:16,145
Bye.
309
00:22:35,357 --> 00:22:37,036
Hey, what's wrong with the cosmobile?
310
00:22:37,037 --> 00:22:38,631
Ah, won't start...
311
00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:41,273
Can you hop in and see
if we can get it degulfed?
312
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,512
Ok, try!
313
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,026
Ain't got nothing.
314
00:22:53,157 --> 00:22:54,785
Okay, once more.
315
00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:58,986
Cut up, cut!
316
00:23:00,037 --> 00:23:01,631
All right, go again.
317
00:23:20,797 --> 00:23:22,835
- That was weird, right?
- That was weird. - Weird.
318
00:23:26,597 --> 00:23:27,986
Apron!
319
00:23:32,598 --> 00:23:35,113
Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time.
320
00:23:35,477 --> 00:23:36,716
Shut up!
321
00:23:36,717 --> 00:23:38,662
Ah'ha! Can't believe it, Jen,
you've fallen for a cop.
322
00:23:38,663 --> 00:23:39,945
Why do you think he's a cop?
323
00:23:39,946 --> 00:23:41,510
Huh, "fuzz"...
what else could it be?
324
00:23:41,511 --> 00:23:43,234
I'm thinkin' "peach fuzz"...
325
00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:44,944
since he's probably,
like, 12 or something..
326
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,836
Or maybe he's got a really hairy back.
327
00:23:47,157 --> 00:23:49,029
Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia.
328
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,867
Oh, Jen! You don't wanna move
to Georgia!
329
00:23:50,868 --> 00:23:52,309
I'm not moving anywhere.
330
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:54,236
I bet the "22" means he's a gun freak.
331
00:23:54,237 --> 00:23:55,596
Could... just be his age, you know.
332
00:23:55,597 --> 00:23:57,836
Or... could be the number of years
left until his parole hearing.
333
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,956
Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years
have been doing him into a fuzzy form...
334
00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:02,756
I like that one...
335
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:27,991
What can I do for you two?
336
00:24:27,992 --> 00:24:30,748
We phoned it in.
Two "spicy italian" subs.
337
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,707
How big?
338
00:24:34,358 --> 00:24:36,316
Ten inches...
339
00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:38,467
Total?
340
00:24:39,398 --> 00:24:41,151
Each, of course.
341
00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:52,472
I'm Tish.
342
00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:06,471
Oh my God!
343
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,795
Did that work for anybody else?
344
00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:33,313
Excuse me?
345
00:25:33,358 --> 00:25:34,747
No, not you! Just...
346
00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:37,592
Hello, excuse me!
347
00:25:37,878 --> 00:25:39,472
Hello!
348
00:25:40,358 --> 00:25:41,957
Oh, I'm sorry, I...
349
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,837
"Oh, I'm sorry!"... yeah...
350
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:50,513
I ordered a twelve inches veggie sub.
Does this look like a 12" for you?
351
00:25:50,558 --> 00:25:51,908
No, I...
352
00:25:53,758 --> 00:25:56,101
You know how girls are not good
with measurements.
353
00:25:56,102 --> 00:25:59,542
My last boyfriend told me
that this WAS 12".
354
00:25:59,543 --> 00:26:01,477
So, go figure!
355
00:26:02,278 --> 00:26:03,793
Well...
356
00:26:04,478 --> 00:26:06,197
Thanks.
357
00:26:09,198 --> 00:26:10,916
Thank you very much. Thanks.
358
00:26:16,198 --> 00:26:17,633
Thank you!
359
00:26:22,398 --> 00:26:24,787
Thank you...
I'm such an idiot!
360
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,507
All right, Jen,
you never scrubbed an order.
361
00:26:27,508 --> 00:26:30,597
Yeah, what happened? Fuzzy's mother
finally take his computer away?
362
00:26:30,598 --> 00:26:33,307
No, actually...
he wants to meet.
363
00:26:34,078 --> 00:26:36,389
Don't do it, Jen.
You don't know anything about him.
364
00:26:36,398 --> 00:26:38,215
Wait a second, why does this
freak you out so bad?
365
00:26:38,216 --> 00:26:40,415
When you go home with anybody
who gives you lip service!
366
00:26:41,278 --> 00:26:43,477
I talk to them first, dork!
367
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,637
Besides, I can take care of myself.
368
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,397
This is Jen we talk about.
369
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:50,317
Ok, reality check, guys! I mean,
this guy could live in Madagascar!
370
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,470
Yeah! Or... Schenectady.
371
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:54,907
He lives down near L.A.
He told me.
372
00:26:54,908 --> 00:26:57,235
Did you tell him
you're here in Santa Cruz?
373
00:26:57,398 --> 00:27:00,392
Jesus, Jen! Tell me you didn't tell him
your real name!
374
00:27:00,398 --> 00:27:02,675
No, he only knows me as "Ladybugger".
375
00:27:03,238 --> 00:27:05,117
So what now, Ladybugger?
376
00:27:08,078 --> 00:27:10,117
I'm gonna think about it.
377
00:27:19,959 --> 00:27:21,792
Tish, righ?
378
00:27:21,919 --> 00:27:23,752
Mistery man, right?
379
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:25,748
Tadd.
380
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:27,234
Tadd.
381
00:27:27,319 --> 00:27:30,027
'nother "spicy italian" sub, Tadd?
382
00:27:30,438 --> 00:27:32,032
Just one?
383
00:27:33,158 --> 00:27:34,911
One for Brad too.
384
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,587
Nice hair.
385
00:27:47,318 --> 00:27:48,946
Thanks, "Taddly".
386
00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:52,837
Well, see you around, Tish.
387
00:28:04,679 --> 00:28:06,558
Tadd & Brad...
388
00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:09,070
Well, isn't that... gay?
389
00:28:23,559 --> 00:28:25,038
Guess it!
390
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,633
Oh... I don't know!
391
00:28:26,919 --> 00:28:28,478
Remember me?
392
00:28:28,479 --> 00:28:30,398
Of course I remember you!
393
00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:32,398
Daddy, look who I found!
394
00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:36,712
Hey there! It's Anna,
who draws rocks and little girls.
395
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:38,662
What are you doing here?
396
00:28:38,663 --> 00:28:39,799
Homework.
397
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,867
Me too.
398
00:28:40,868 --> 00:28:42,471
I've to do math and science
399
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:44,678
...before I'm allowed to do any art.
400
00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,910
Yeah, some mean ogre made up that rule.
401
00:28:46,919 --> 00:28:49,102
Okay, Julia, I'm gonna look up
those articles.
402
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,673
Okay.
403
00:28:51,158 --> 00:28:52,991
I'll be fine with Anna.
404
00:28:53,118 --> 00:28:54,667
I'll be right back.
405
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:33,798
I'll show you somethin'.
406
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:35,072
See the ears?
407
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,278
Just put a lil' shadow in there.
408
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:38,794
Cool!
409
00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:45,231
That doesn't look like math to me.
410
00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:46,347
Done.
411
00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:48,278
- Spelling?
- Done.
412
00:29:48,879 --> 00:29:50,518
Well, I have to check it.
413
00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:52,068
Done.
414
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:55,471
Dad, did you know Anna
has four little brothers?
415
00:29:55,472 --> 00:29:56,784
She knews all about kids.
416
00:29:56,785 --> 00:29:58,028
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
417
00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:00,999
And she works in a sandwich shop,
but not full time.
418
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,549
Oh yeah?
419
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,793
Dad!
420
00:30:08,399 --> 00:30:10,118
Am I missing something?
421
00:30:10,239 --> 00:30:12,628
Julia has been asking me
about private art lessons...
422
00:30:12,629 --> 00:30:15,349
and I believe she thinks
she's found her tutor.
423
00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:17,507
Well...
424
00:30:17,508 --> 00:30:21,594
And you could pick me up at school, so I
won't have to walk home with Bradley...
425
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:23,628
Who?
426
00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:25,558
Okay, two times a week I teach
an adult education class...
427
00:30:26,239 --> 00:30:29,233
and poor Julia has to walk home
with Bradley.
428
00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:33,592
And then she's forced to stay with him
for 45 whole minutes until I get there.
429
00:30:34,719 --> 00:30:36,393
You are a terrible father.
430
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,589
Huh, I gotta give her something
to tell her therapist in 10 years.
431
00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:40,558
Bradley picks his nose in class...
432
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:43,632
and, makes these fart noises
in his armpits.
433
00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:46,355
Testosterone poisoning,
actually, you can't help it
434
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:48,719
Anna, please, save me!
435
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,553
Please!
436
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,749
Okay.
437
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,159
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
438
00:31:30,879 --> 00:31:32,010
Tadd.
439
00:31:32,011 --> 00:31:33,438
Tish.
440
00:31:33,439 --> 00:31:35,431
So, what can I get for you tonight?
441
00:31:36,879 --> 00:31:38,632
An order to go.
442
00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:40,673
What do you want?
443
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:43,273
You.
444
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,039
Sorry, I just leave in...?...
445
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,469
Well, look...
446
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,678
With men... I've never had a...
447
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,157
...you know... a full on...
448
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,478
Does that work on stupid guys?
449
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,958
Yeah, usually.
450
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,519
You're ready to go then?
451
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,156
Huh! It's nice how he held
the door for her...
452
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,839
What a gentleman...
453
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,719
He's a giver, I can tell.
454
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,913
...and I'm the only keeper...
455
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:42,714
Car's really nice.
456
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,519
Yeah, I love this car.
457
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,953
I love the way you look in this car.
458
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,519
Where is Brad tonight?
459
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,388
Sitting in the apartment, wishin' he
would stay where you are instead.
460
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,397
So how do you afford such a nice car...
and expensive tips?
461
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,712
Sucked out of my loaded father.
462
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,680
What?
463
00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:35,673
Nothin', it's really good.
464
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,311
Nah, that sucky thing is not right.
465
00:33:39,921 --> 00:33:41,360
That sucky thing?
466
00:33:41,361 --> 00:33:43,320
That's what my dad calls it.
467
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,279
What your dad calls what?
468
00:33:45,321 --> 00:33:47,074
This.
469
00:33:47,321 --> 00:33:49,677
What? The... sucky thing?
470
00:33:49,801 --> 00:33:52,232
Otherways knows
as a turkey baste.
471
00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:54,298
Well... yeah,
if you wanna use its nickname...
472
00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:57,198
but everybody knows the real name
is of course the...
473
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,954
- The sucky thing.
- The sucky thing.
474
00:33:59,361 --> 00:34:03,193
Speaking of sucky things, I have
a meeting at six o'clock on thursday.
475
00:34:03,194 --> 00:34:05,272
You think you'd be able
to stay late with Julia, maybe...
476
00:34:05,273 --> 00:34:06,672
get her some dinner?
477
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,199
Would I get to cook
with the sucky thing?
478
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,999
Absolutely!
479
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,879
Then it's a deal.
480
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,348
So, where's the mother?
481
00:34:23,349 --> 00:34:25,303
- I don't know.
- You didn't ask?
482
00:34:25,304 --> 00:34:26,399
No!
483
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,512
I mean, as far as they're concerned
I'm just some college student.
484
00:34:28,513 --> 00:34:30,720
It would be...
weird, if I asked.
485
00:34:30,721 --> 00:34:33,074
What if she calls or...
comes over when you're there?
486
00:34:33,181 --> 00:34:36,434
Then you don't slap the bitch
for dissing 'em for five years.
487
00:34:38,841 --> 00:34:40,400
Oh, look! It lives.
488
00:34:40,401 --> 00:34:42,029
Barely.
489
00:34:43,641 --> 00:34:46,480
All right, start with this.
I'll get the IV...?
490
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:47,629
I'm in love.
491
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:48,835
No, you're in heat...
492
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:52,313
Oh, look! A man pretending
to knowledge the difference.
493
00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:56,600
- Finally found an 11, huh?
- Uh... 12!
494
00:34:56,601 --> 00:34:59,133
I did things with Tadd,
I've never done before.
495
00:34:59,134 --> 00:35:01,797
Oh, really? Like what?
Wait for the second date?
496
00:35:01,881 --> 00:35:05,027
Well, the surf sucked.
What did I miss at our staff meeting?
497
00:35:05,028 --> 00:35:08,658
Well, Tish in love.
Or lust...
498
00:35:08,659 --> 00:35:10,707
depending on
who you're talking to.
499
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,232
Really? I'm proud of you, angel.
500
00:35:13,521 --> 00:35:15,033
Piper is digging herself
deeper and deeper...
501
00:35:15,034 --> 00:35:17,033
into the pit of deceit
with the Millers...
502
00:35:17,034 --> 00:35:19,010
Good... nice to see
that our old company tradition...
503
00:35:19,011 --> 00:35:20,510
for making the worst
possible decision...
504
00:35:20,511 --> 00:35:24,920
in any situation, has been passed on
to the next generation employee.
505
00:35:24,921 --> 00:35:27,230
Priestly has gotten in touch
with his feminine side.
506
00:35:27,231 --> 00:35:29,120
I love my kilt!
507
00:35:29,121 --> 00:35:33,196
And, I have reached a decision...
on meeting Fuzzy.
508
00:35:35,721 --> 00:35:37,110
And?
509
00:35:37,841 --> 00:35:39,469
Well, hmm...
510
00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:41,158
We have all the same interests,
511
00:35:41,159 --> 00:35:43,359
he makes me laugh all the time, and...
512
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,680
Man, I tell him everything!
513
00:35:45,681 --> 00:35:47,990
It's a no-brainer.
We have to meet!
514
00:35:47,991 --> 00:35:49,109
Right on!
515
00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:50,800
And... what if "he" is a woman?
516
00:35:50,801 --> 00:35:52,240
We'll find a way to make it work.
517
00:35:52,241 --> 00:35:53,754
Oooh, if that happens, can I watch?
518
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:55,120
What if he's 14?
519
00:35:55,121 --> 00:35:57,637
Oooh, if that happens,
can I... videotape?
520
00:35:57,761 --> 00:35:59,316
He's driving himself
to the meeting point,
521
00:35:59,317 --> 00:36:01,039
so he's gotta be
at least 16, right?
522
00:36:01,881 --> 00:36:05,159
And that's not...
that much younger.
523
00:36:05,201 --> 00:36:06,880
Convicted felon?
524
00:36:06,881 --> 00:36:08,871
Hmmm, he's out now,
so it couldn't have been that bad.
525
00:36:08,872 --> 00:36:09,949
Paralized?
526
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:12,280
If he can go with that,
I sure can.
527
00:36:12,281 --> 00:36:14,191
Ugly as a rhino's ass?
528
00:36:14,192 --> 00:36:18,198
Looks are really the least of my worries,
I mean, he's a great guy.
529
00:36:18,522 --> 00:36:21,738
But what if he's got, like,
crazy ass hair and... and...
530
00:36:21,739 --> 00:36:24,438
more artificial holes
in his head than real ones?
531
00:36:24,442 --> 00:36:26,480
Oh, I could never be that lucky.
532
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,676
Okay, so... when and where?
533
00:36:29,677 --> 00:36:32,801
Halfway, next saturday,
at a club in Morro Bay.
534
00:36:32,802 --> 00:36:34,921
He'll be the one
with a white rose on his table.
535
00:36:34,922 --> 00:36:37,312
Oh, that's so romantic!
536
00:36:38,481 --> 00:36:40,040
Trucker...
537
00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:43,480
I was wondering if there was any way
I could borrow the cosmobile...
538
00:36:43,481 --> 00:36:45,320
I think that way
I could just camp out.
539
00:36:45,321 --> 00:36:47,996
- Of course. Anything for true love!
- Thank you.
540
00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:50,069
Well, I'm going with.
541
00:36:50,201 --> 00:36:51,309
Really?
542
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,600
Me too.
543
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:53,829
You guys are the best.
544
00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,280
Yeah! Count me in!
545
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:57,000
FORGET IT!
546
00:36:57,001 --> 00:36:58,800
Can we get to work now?
547
00:36:58,881 --> 00:37:00,030
I... I'll drive.
548
00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:01,149
No!
549
00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:02,710
I'll buy the beer.
550
00:37:06,241 --> 00:37:08,438
Never get to do anything fun...
551
00:37:09,721 --> 00:37:12,144
Priestly, you wanna go out
on a fly errand?
552
00:37:12,145 --> 00:37:13,521
Affirmative.
553
00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:14,556
But what's that we need, captain?
554
00:37:14,557 --> 00:37:16,840
Oh, we're out of tampons
in the ladies' bathroom.
555
00:37:18,922 --> 00:37:20,596
Oh, look at that face!
556
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:22,761
Don't worry about it,
we'll get 'em tomorrow.
557
00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:24,914
What, do you think I'm afraid
of a box of plungers?
558
00:37:25,722 --> 00:37:27,237
No worries, mate.
559
00:37:27,842 --> 00:37:29,561
Come on, look at me!
560
00:37:30,602 --> 00:37:32,720
I'm a poster boy for maturity!
561
00:37:33,362 --> 00:37:35,961
All right, maybe not,
but close enough.
562
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,189
I can do this.
563
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:40,754
Alright? I'm comfortable enough
with myself to do this for you ladies.
564
00:37:40,882 --> 00:37:42,556
Hey, Renaissance man!
565
00:37:43,162 --> 00:37:45,712
If you need help, just call me.
566
00:38:13,442 --> 00:38:15,275
Beach City Grill.
Subs by the inch.
567
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,034
Code blue. Hostile territory.
Aborting mission.
568
00:38:17,035 --> 00:38:18,441
Who is this?
569
00:38:18,442 --> 00:38:19,999
Renaissance Man.
I'm at the store.
570
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,072
There's too many enemy tampons.
I'm bailing.
571
00:38:22,073 --> 00:38:24,321
Alright, stay focused.
Describe the situation.
572
00:38:24,322 --> 00:38:26,312
Initial recon
appears to be bag or box?
573
00:38:26,313 --> 00:38:27,920
- Box.
- Box. Roger that.
574
00:38:27,921 --> 00:38:31,114
Alright, look around chest height.
Do you see anything marked "regular"?
575
00:38:31,115 --> 00:38:32,214
Okay, regular.
576
00:38:32,802 --> 00:38:34,032
Uh...
577
00:38:34,202 --> 00:38:36,832
here's one
but it says "slender regular".
578
00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:40,268
How can something be both slender and
regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
579
00:38:40,269 --> 00:38:41,801
- Priestly...
- Unless, of course they're implying...
580
00:38:41,802 --> 00:38:44,394
that in the mysterious underworld
of femboxes slender is regular.
581
00:38:44,395 --> 00:38:45,550
Priestly. Are you done?
582
00:38:45,551 --> 00:38:47,160
- Well, what about the Super Pluses?
- No!
583
00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:49,750
- Why not? They sound, like, better.
- Don't. They're huge.
584
00:38:49,751 --> 00:38:51,394
I thought you liked huge.
585
00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:54,513
This is one area
where bigger is... not better.
586
00:38:54,514 --> 00:38:57,194
Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all
the protection you can get? I mean...
587
00:38:57,195 --> 00:38:59,711
it says here it can handle
any amount of... oh my God!
588
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:04,162
Priestly, listen up. If a woman
needs an emergency... dipstick...
589
00:39:04,163 --> 00:39:05,736
in the ladies' room
of a sandwich stop...
590
00:39:05,737 --> 00:39:07,270
- That's nasty.
- She just wants something...
591
00:39:07,271 --> 00:39:10,322
that's gonna hold her over until she
can get home and use one of her own,
592
00:39:10,323 --> 00:39:13,998
based on her own style preferences
and... flow requirements.
593
00:39:14,002 --> 00:39:15,994
- Tish!
- Yeah?
594
00:39:16,202 --> 00:39:20,959
That word... "flow".
That's nasty. It's gross.
595
00:39:20,962 --> 00:39:23,159
Just... buy the slender regulars.
596
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,881
Over and out.
Back to base camp.
597
00:39:25,882 --> 00:39:28,034
Roger that. Over and out.
598
00:39:35,522 --> 00:39:36,911
Huh... Hi!
599
00:39:37,162 --> 00:39:38,551
Who was that?
600
00:39:39,442 --> 00:39:40,961
Uh... Priestly.
601
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,431
Jason?
602
00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:46,314
No, huh... he works here.
You've seen him.
603
00:39:46,322 --> 00:39:49,190
Oh, yeah... the freak!
604
00:39:56,402 --> 00:39:58,282
- Check out this dude's dress!
- Nice!
605
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,002
What?
606
00:40:13,003 --> 00:40:14,836
Nice breadsticks, dude!
607
00:40:15,923 --> 00:40:17,312
What, these?
608
00:40:17,563 --> 00:40:19,954
Dude, are you having a not so fresh day?
609
00:40:22,563 --> 00:40:25,033
Think it's funny
that I'm buying tampons?
610
00:40:29,443 --> 00:40:32,151
Do you gentlemen...
and I use that term loosely...
611
00:40:32,882 --> 00:40:34,874
understand what this means?
612
00:40:35,882 --> 00:40:37,556
Obviously not.
613
00:40:39,362 --> 00:40:41,241
This mean that... uh,
614
00:40:41,702 --> 00:40:45,399
that there's a woman
with whom I'm so intimate...
615
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:48,985
that we're both comfortable with me
buying her most personal possessions.
616
00:40:48,986 --> 00:40:53,232
This means that our relationship
is so solid, so trusting,
617
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:55,520
that I'm not embarassed
doing this at all.
618
00:40:56,483 --> 00:40:58,521
It means, my friends,
619
00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:01,062
that instead of hanging out
at a grocery store...
620
00:41:01,063 --> 00:41:03,562
havin' a sausage fest
with another guy...
621
00:41:03,563 --> 00:41:07,782
playing the skin flute, or just goin'
a lill'... all day long...
622
00:41:07,783 --> 00:41:10,082
I'm getting laid
by a beautiful lady...
623
00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:13,402
everyday,
and she takes it downtown. And...
624
00:41:14,523 --> 00:41:16,800
everyone here knows it.
625
00:41:18,483 --> 00:41:21,681
- No high 5's dude. Just gimme some love.
- All right!
626
00:41:22,990 --> 00:41:24,785
Excellent!
627
00:41:31,683 --> 00:41:33,198
Peace!
628
00:42:16,643 --> 00:42:18,840
That's how she knows that I'm home
629
00:42:18,843 --> 00:42:20,995
...and that she's been kissed.
630
00:42:24,523 --> 00:42:26,436
Oh, I hate comin' home this late...
631
00:42:27,243 --> 00:42:29,361
Yes, she tried to wait up
for you, but...
632
00:42:29,843 --> 00:42:31,596
- ... eyelids went out.
- Yeah.
633
00:42:33,283 --> 00:42:35,202
So there's a ton of lasagna in the oven.
634
00:42:35,203 --> 00:42:37,362
I only know how to cook
for a football team, and...
635
00:42:37,363 --> 00:42:40,070
Julia have only eaten a small piece,
so... the rest is up to you.
636
00:42:40,071 --> 00:42:41,593
You didn't eat?
637
00:42:41,764 --> 00:42:43,358
No.
638
00:42:44,804 --> 00:42:48,037
Was your cooking that bad?
Should I... order out?
639
00:42:48,444 --> 00:42:50,763
My cooking is just fine,
thank you very much.
640
00:42:50,764 --> 00:42:53,043
I just... feel a little awkward.
641
00:42:53,044 --> 00:42:54,522
Well, I think you should join me.
642
00:42:54,523 --> 00:42:59,362
I don't... want you to feel awkward,
but... I haven't eaten.
643
00:43:00,964 --> 00:43:02,479
Okay.
644
00:43:07,804 --> 00:43:10,749
Honestly, this is the best
homecooked meal I've had
645
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,911
since we moved here.
646
00:43:11,912 --> 00:43:13,596
- So where are you from?
- Pennsylvania.
647
00:43:13,597 --> 00:43:15,082
Really?
648
00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,202
- I'm from Maryland.
- Really?
649
00:43:17,203 --> 00:43:20,070
We used to go to Maryland all the time,
we lived just across the border.
650
00:43:20,071 --> 00:43:22,321
We'd go down to this
great lil' crab shop.
651
00:43:22,443 --> 00:43:23,912
"We"?
652
00:43:24,843 --> 00:43:26,756
So there's a Mrs. Miller?
653
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,042
There used to be...
654
00:43:30,043 --> 00:43:31,876
.. there's not anymore.
655
00:43:33,483 --> 00:43:35,316
And you ended up with Julia?
656
00:43:35,803 --> 00:43:38,240
That's... unusual, isn't it?
657
00:43:50,524 --> 00:43:53,074
Look... I'm not really comfortable
talking about this, Anna.
658
00:44:00,284 --> 00:44:01,753
I'm sorry.
659
00:44:04,164 --> 00:44:05,963
You know, I think I'm gonna go.
660
00:44:07,044 --> 00:44:09,275
- Anna, look, don't go... I...
- No.
661
00:44:10,084 --> 00:44:11,803
I intruded.
662
00:44:12,284 --> 00:44:13,923
Anna, please!
663
00:44:13,924 --> 00:44:15,439
I really need to go.
664
00:44:16,004 --> 00:44:17,553
Thank you.
665
00:44:30,243 --> 00:44:31,881
Come on, Priestly, it can't be that bad.
666
00:44:31,882 --> 00:44:34,163
- Yes, it can.
- I can't believe you won't tell us.
667
00:44:34,164 --> 00:44:35,792
Leave it, baby.
668
00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:39,363
Morning!
669
00:44:39,364 --> 00:44:42,358
Hey, Truck, you'll know.
What's Priestly's first name?
670
00:44:42,524 --> 00:44:43,751
Beats me.
671
00:44:43,752 --> 00:44:45,800
Hey, but it's... gotta be
on his application, right?
672
00:44:45,801 --> 00:44:48,832
Now that I think about it,
I'm not sure he even filled one out.
673
00:44:52,964 --> 00:44:54,750
Beach City Grill, subs by the inch.
674
00:44:54,751 --> 00:44:56,146
Hi, is Anna there?
675
00:44:56,147 --> 00:44:58,037
Anna?
676
00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:01,639
Anna! Yeah! Yeah, Anna is here.
677
00:45:04,804 --> 00:45:06,193
Hallo?
678
00:45:06,924 --> 00:45:08,313
Hey, it's me.
679
00:45:08,964 --> 00:45:10,283
Hi.
680
00:45:10,284 --> 00:45:13,152
Listen, I was just calling to make sure
you're still babysitting tomorrow.
681
00:45:13,564 --> 00:45:14,837
Sure I am.
682
00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:17,793
Good, I... I was afraid you wouldn't
come because of last night. It's just...
683
00:45:18,284 --> 00:45:19,990
- everything with Julia's mother...
- Hey, you know what?
684
00:45:19,991 --> 00:45:22,000
I shouldn't have pried.
685
00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:24,395
You know, until Julia was 2
I just, you know...
686
00:45:24,964 --> 00:45:26,924
Well, I should say it wasn't
a really good time.
687
00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:28,599
I understand.
688
00:45:28,605 --> 00:45:30,404
Okay, great. So that's all
behind us... okay?
689
00:45:31,005 --> 00:45:31,993
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll...
690
00:45:31,994 --> 00:45:34,362
- see you tomorrow then.
- Yeah.
691
00:45:44,645 --> 00:45:46,033
Bless you!
692
00:45:46,524 --> 00:45:48,039
Thank you.
693
00:45:48,284 --> 00:45:49,719
Bye.
694
00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:07,443
Okay, I've got it all worked up.
695
00:46:07,444 --> 00:46:09,803
We drive up saturday,
check-in at the camp ground...
696
00:46:09,804 --> 00:46:11,123
and Trucker said
that if we pull the seat down,
697
00:46:11,124 --> 00:46:13,323
there's enough room
for all the 3 of us to sleep.
698
00:46:13,324 --> 00:46:14,843
Yeah, right...
699
00:46:14,844 --> 00:46:16,836
Like you're gonna be
spending the night with us...
700
00:46:18,604 --> 00:46:19,993
What?
701
00:46:20,204 --> 00:46:21,674
Nothing.
702
00:46:24,685 --> 00:46:26,962
- No way!
- What?!
703
00:46:27,565 --> 00:46:29,364
You're still a virgin...
704
00:46:30,405 --> 00:46:33,365
So? It's not anything
to be ashamed of...
705
00:46:33,885 --> 00:46:35,556
- is it?
- No, it's not.
706
00:46:35,557 --> 00:46:38,355
If I had mantained that,
I wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now.
707
00:46:38,685 --> 00:46:40,073
Yeah... listen, it's, um...
708
00:46:40,074 --> 00:46:42,973
it's not really different from
when you do it yourself, it just...
709
00:46:43,025 --> 00:46:44,924
takes a lot longer.
710
00:46:46,965 --> 00:46:48,559
Never?
711
00:46:48,685 --> 00:46:51,164
Look guys, I'm a computer nerd daughter,
of a southern baptist minister,
712
00:46:51,165 --> 00:46:54,204
from Wichita...
I'm the worst kind of late bloomer.
713
00:46:54,205 --> 00:46:55,849
You've never plugged your own banjo...
714
00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:58,886
Come on! It's not like you guys
do it all the time, right?
715
00:46:59,685 --> 00:47:00,788
Yesterday morning.
716
00:47:00,789 --> 00:47:02,128
Two days ago.
717
00:47:02,129 --> 00:47:03,798
Last night.
718
00:47:04,044 --> 00:47:07,322
Don't worry! I made Bam-Bam
go in the other room.
719
00:47:10,924 --> 00:47:12,523
Oh...
720
00:47:12,524 --> 00:47:14,180
and I'm the one worried about
carpal tunnel?
721
00:47:14,685 --> 00:47:18,080
- Yeah.
- It's not carpal. It's 1 or 2 fingers.
722
00:47:27,285 --> 00:47:28,964
Nothing's happening!
723
00:47:28,965 --> 00:47:30,593
Keep going!
724
00:47:32,845 --> 00:47:35,475
I don't know you guys,
maybe mine's a dud!
725
00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:37,762
- Keep going!
- Keep going!
726
00:47:40,365 --> 00:47:41,684
- Ow!
- What?
727
00:47:41,685 --> 00:47:42,673
Very intense...
728
00:47:42,674 --> 00:47:45,633
- Well, just slow it down a little bit!
- Or move it to the left!
729
00:47:46,805 --> 00:47:49,321
This is one of those times
I wish I smoked...
730
00:47:49,805 --> 00:47:51,604
...or did origami, or something...
731
00:47:53,645 --> 00:47:56,559
Come on!
Tadd's waiting for me!
732
00:47:56,805 --> 00:47:59,560
Tell him to come up here and help
if he's so impatient...
733
00:48:00,525 --> 00:48:03,485
So, is Brad going rollerblading
with your guys too?
734
00:48:03,725 --> 00:48:06,035
Tadd says he's not one of those guys
who gives up his friends...
735
00:48:06,036 --> 00:48:08,085
when he gets a girlfriend.
736
00:48:08,205 --> 00:48:10,036
It's cool... I guess.
737
00:48:10,037 --> 00:48:12,321
I guess... but they're roommates.
738
00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:14,458
I mean, they see each other
all the time anyway.
739
00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:19,787
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh... oh, my God...
740
00:48:19,788 --> 00:48:22,324
Ladies and gentleman,
we have lift off!
741
00:48:22,325 --> 00:48:25,034
Elvis has left the building!
742
00:48:33,605 --> 00:48:35,233
Doesn't she look different to you?
743
00:48:36,045 --> 00:48:38,117
Our little girl's growing up.
744
00:48:58,205 --> 00:48:59,594
Roll off!
745
00:49:02,645 --> 00:49:04,397
Baby, you are something!
746
00:49:04,398 --> 00:49:06,483
Something good, I hope.
747
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,159
Yeah... somethin' good.
748
00:49:11,526 --> 00:49:13,882
Hey, I got these tickets
for "The Catalyst" on saturday.
749
00:49:14,086 --> 00:49:16,317
Oh... bummer! I'm going out of town.
750
00:49:16,326 --> 00:49:17,314
Where are you going?
751
00:49:17,315 --> 00:49:19,965
Morro Bay, but just for saturday night.
752
00:49:19,966 --> 00:49:21,879
Can't you get out of it?
753
00:49:22,086 --> 00:49:23,882
- Hm-Hm, I'm going with Jen and Piper.
- Who?
754
00:49:23,883 --> 00:49:27,995
My friends from the shop...
Jen's mystery man, remember?
755
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,638
Yeah, right... look, can't you just
tell 'em you got a better offer?
756
00:49:31,326 --> 00:49:32,920
But I didn't.
757
00:49:33,646 --> 00:49:35,325
Huh... well, fuck you very much!
758
00:49:35,326 --> 00:49:38,286
I'm sorry, but there's no way
I'm standing Jen up.
759
00:49:38,606 --> 00:49:40,644
Next time just ask first.
760
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,044
Whatever...
761
00:49:42,045 --> 00:49:44,242
So we have to find someone else
to use the third ticket.
762
00:49:45,045 --> 00:49:47,354
"We"'?
As in "Brad"?
763
00:49:47,355 --> 00:49:49,804
Yeah, as in "Brad".
764
00:49:49,805 --> 00:49:51,875
Right, good. Is Brad coming
on all of our dates?
765
00:49:51,876 --> 00:49:53,403
What is the fucking big deal?
766
00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:55,282
You have your friends, I have mine.
767
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:57,076
True, but I don't bring mine
everywhere I go.
768
00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:59,204
You're not one of those
possessive chicks, are you?
769
00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:01,725
The kind that doesn't want me
to have a life away from her?
770
00:50:01,726 --> 00:50:02,794
- No.
- Good!
771
00:50:02,795 --> 00:50:05,078
Because I'm not
gonna put up with that shit.
772
00:50:05,686 --> 00:50:07,599
Just... forget I said anything, okay?
773
00:50:08,526 --> 00:50:10,285
I don't know why, I'm being weird.
774
00:50:10,286 --> 00:50:12,642
Hey, call in sick...
775
00:50:13,566 --> 00:50:15,319
Spend the day with me.
776
00:50:16,566 --> 00:50:19,844
Girl's gotta work. Besides,
I don't have a rich daddy.
777
00:50:20,286 --> 00:50:21,594
Know, we could have a little fun...
778
00:50:21,595 --> 00:50:23,923
Why not? Tonight.
779
00:51:01,166 --> 00:51:02,481
Daddy!
780
00:51:02,486 --> 00:51:04,535
Hey, kiddo!
781
00:51:05,606 --> 00:51:06,605
Well, you'll never guess
what happened.
782
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:07,534
What?
783
00:51:07,535 --> 00:51:10,560
All the power went out at the school,
so they sent everybody home.
784
00:51:10,706 --> 00:51:11,838
Now, ain't that a shame?
785
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:13,527
I can tell
you're really broken up about it.
786
00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:14,679
Yeah.
787
00:51:14,846 --> 00:51:16,733
So I figured, if you feel like,
we'd go down to the boardwalk...
788
00:51:16,734 --> 00:51:18,879
one last time, before they close
the rides down for the winter...
789
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,484
Awesome!
790
00:51:20,485 --> 00:51:21,936
And you know what?
If we're lucky,
791
00:51:21,937 --> 00:51:24,536
we might just be able
to get Anna to come with us.
792
00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:28,479
Anna, please! Daddy won't take me
on any spinning rides!
793
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,796
That's because daddy
doesn't do spinning rides,
794
00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:33,327
because spinning rides remind daddy...
of how he used to feel...
795
00:51:33,328 --> 00:51:36,685
after frat parties,
just... dizzy and sick.
796
00:51:36,686 --> 00:51:40,717
Daddy doesn't do 'em, you can't
make me do 'em, it's not gonna happen.
797
00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:46,012
Woo! Look, daddy! I fly!
798
00:51:46,013 --> 00:51:47,516
We did the right thing, Noah?
799
00:51:47,517 --> 00:51:49,061
Not really, no!
800
00:52:07,927 --> 00:52:11,239
- Daddy, can I go playing the dart game?
- Yes, you can!
801
00:52:11,487 --> 00:52:13,002
- Here's the tickets.
- Thanks!
802
00:52:13,687 --> 00:52:15,281
Watch me!
803
00:52:17,406 --> 00:52:18,795
Okay, so look... I don't...
804
00:52:19,486 --> 00:52:23,196
wanna be a walking clich๏ฟฝ
and hit on the babysitter, but...
805
00:52:25,066 --> 00:52:28,155
I want you to know that I like
coming home and finding you there.
806
00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:29,920
I do.
807
00:52:33,006 --> 00:52:35,757
So... bear with me on this,
because I haven't...
808
00:52:35,758 --> 00:52:38,657
done this
in a long time, but, uh...
809
00:52:39,546 --> 00:52:41,923
would you be interested
at all in...
810
00:52:41,924 --> 00:52:44,723
spending more time
with the entire Miller family?
811
00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:47,357
Not just Julia, but...
812
00:52:47,358 --> 00:52:49,161
with me?
813
00:52:52,847 --> 00:52:54,234
The deep sigh...
814
00:52:54,235 --> 00:52:55,686
Okay...
815
00:52:55,687 --> 00:52:57,236
No. Nope...
816
00:52:57,767 --> 00:53:00,606
The answer is "yes". A big yes.
817
00:53:00,607 --> 00:53:02,235
Yeah?
818
00:53:07,127 --> 00:53:10,121
There's a few things I think
we need to be honest about first.
819
00:53:12,767 --> 00:53:14,566
You're really a man?
820
00:53:15,727 --> 00:53:18,726
Only from the waist down.
That doesn't bother you, does it?
821
00:53:18,727 --> 00:53:21,436
No, not at all!
I like a girl with balls.
822
00:53:26,007 --> 00:53:27,396
- Daddy!
- Hey!
823
00:53:27,687 --> 00:53:29,086
Guess what I won!
824
00:53:29,087 --> 00:53:30,917
I... gee, I give up. What?
825
00:53:30,918 --> 00:53:32,681
Well, I'll give you a hint!
I won a snake!
826
00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:37,285
Fireworks!
827
00:53:37,286 --> 00:53:38,835
Pretty cool, huh?
828
00:53:45,487 --> 00:53:47,320
I know what you mean
about honesty, though.
829
00:53:48,367 --> 00:53:49,992
- You do?
- Yeah.
830
00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:52,558
We'll talk later.
831
00:54:01,807 --> 00:54:04,202
All right, so we have chocolate,
sleeping bags, food,
832
00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:07,002
personal items, chocolate,
money, chocolate, and beer.
833
00:54:07,527 --> 00:54:09,326
You think
we have enough chocolate?
834
00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,196
I'll add it.
835
00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:19,165
Oh, is that Tadd all pissed off?
836
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:22,846
Yeah, we've talked about something
loud as usual... still a couple.
837
00:54:22,847 --> 00:54:27,126
Good. I was worried you was mad at me
for a second. Imagine...
838
00:54:27,927 --> 00:54:29,601
Ah, no. You're okay.
839
00:54:33,287 --> 00:54:35,487
Hey, Jen, did you do something
different with your hair?
840
00:54:35,488 --> 00:54:36,840
No, why?
841
00:54:36,841 --> 00:54:38,887
I don't know, you just look different.
842
00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,840
- You told him?
- No.
843
00:54:45,888 --> 00:54:48,647
All right angels,
cosmobile is ready to roll!
844
00:54:48,648 --> 00:54:50,367
THANKS, CHARLIE!
845
00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:55,881
- Greetings, everyone!
- Hey, Zo!
846
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,883
Take care of the Temple, Truck.
847
00:55:09,887 --> 00:55:11,720
I made this for your trip.
848
00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:14,436
Does that have chocolate in it?
849
00:55:14,487 --> 00:55:16,246
Sadly, no.
850
00:55:16,247 --> 00:55:20,126
This is a mixture of ground herbs,
petals and pots.
851
00:55:20,127 --> 00:55:23,724
It will bring wholesomeness and
protection to you on your journey.
852
00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:25,361
Thank you, Zo.
853
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:36,806
It's not a sin, Jen, it's a celebration.
Enjoy it freely.
854
00:55:39,488 --> 00:55:42,847
Now, for this to work,
you have to hold each other
855
00:55:42,848 --> 00:55:47,167
and release it into
the wind blowing off the ocean.
856
00:55:47,168 --> 00:55:48,796
Okay!
857
00:55:52,008 --> 00:55:53,602
I have to run.
858
00:55:53,648 --> 00:55:55,807
I'm making lentle and tofu soup.
859
00:55:55,808 --> 00:55:57,527
Stop by if you want some.
860
00:55:57,648 --> 00:55:59,163
Hey, Zo!
861
00:55:59,168 --> 00:56:03,117
Are you vegetarian because you love
animals, or because you hate plants?
862
00:56:03,648 --> 00:56:05,401
Oh... I do love you, Priestly.
863
00:56:05,608 --> 00:56:08,806
Hey, I'm... babysitting here
by myself all weekend, I'd...
864
00:56:09,528 --> 00:56:11,520
...love it if you took a shift.
865
00:57:52,107 --> 00:57:56,453
If this turns out to be the ashes
of Zo's first husband, I'm gonna freak.
866
00:58:19,369 --> 00:58:21,361
I really don't think
this is necessary.
867
00:58:21,369 --> 00:58:22,963
It looks better down.
868
00:58:27,489 --> 00:58:29,959
- What're you doing?
- No... it needs more lift.
869
00:58:30,209 --> 00:58:31,768
It's not gonna get more lift.
870
00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:34,683
You guys, just...
I just want him to see the real me.
871
00:58:35,169 --> 00:58:37,446
Oh no no! No. You never show
the real you on a first date.
872
00:58:37,689 --> 00:58:40,045
- I think you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
873
00:58:40,409 --> 00:58:42,162
Different, somehow.
874
00:58:51,768 --> 00:58:53,760
- So, do you know what he drives?
- No.
875
00:58:54,728 --> 00:58:56,354
No, of course not,
that would be too easy.
876
00:58:56,355 --> 00:58:57,887
What difference would it make?
877
00:58:57,888 --> 00:58:58,956
Lots!
878
00:58:58,957 --> 00:59:00,707
Suppose he drives some
beat-up piece of shit...
879
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:03,207
held together by duct tape
and dental floss...
880
00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:05,121
All you need is love.
881
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:10,407
And what if he has, like, NRA
and skinheads' stickers all over it?
882
00:59:10,689 --> 00:59:12,448
Then we can work it out.
883
00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:14,519
It's Beatles's...? night at
the Morro Bay, en el Morro Bar.
884
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,000
we're accepting Fab Four
requests all night long.
885
00:59:17,329 --> 00:59:21,278
What if he's "The fool on the hill"...
or "The nowhere man"?
886
00:59:21,369 --> 00:59:23,680
Tish... "Let it Be".
887
00:59:23,889 --> 00:59:26,408
Besides, everybody's
got something to hide.
888
00:59:26,409 --> 00:59:28,845
- EXCEPT ME AND MY MONKEY!
- Stop it!
889
00:59:29,929 --> 00:59:31,122
All right, so this is all we have to do:
890
00:59:31,123 --> 00:59:33,200
we have to find a table
in the back or in the corner
891
00:59:33,201 --> 00:59:35,528
so that we can scope him
or her out in advance.
892
00:59:35,529 --> 00:59:38,048
And, if he's an extra...?
we bolt.
893
00:59:38,049 --> 00:59:40,199
Maybe we should send Tish past
him and see if he check her out.
894
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,718
If he doesn't check Tish out,
he's either gay or dead.
895
00:59:42,719 --> 00:59:44,801
It's true. Nevermind.
896
01:00:02,649 --> 01:00:04,961
Okay... remember you guys: white rose.
897
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,487
C'mon Alice, move that ass!
898
01:00:29,329 --> 01:00:30,798
Maybe that's him.
899
01:00:31,849 --> 01:00:33,602
So-so.
900
01:00:33,969 --> 01:00:36,405
I told you, I don't care about looks.
901
01:00:40,169 --> 01:00:41,688
Do you think that's him?
902
01:00:41,689 --> 01:00:43,361
You want me to walk u
by the table and check?
903
01:00:43,362 --> 01:00:44,838
Wait.
904
01:00:47,809 --> 01:00:49,488
I'm gonna guess that's not.
905
01:00:49,489 --> 01:00:51,322
Unless he were on a date.
906
01:01:37,289 --> 01:01:38,963
Oh my God!
907
01:01:38,969 --> 01:01:42,998
That settles it!
I've got to get my ADSL hooked up!
908
01:01:47,569 --> 01:01:50,847
Oh... is that a face made
for sitting on or what?
909
01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:16,765
Come on, Jen...
910
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:19,603
Please talk to us.
911
01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:22,256
Look, do you want me to...
to go back down...
912
01:02:22,257 --> 01:02:24,729
and tell Fuzzy22
that you got cold feet or...?
913
01:02:24,730 --> 01:02:25,718
No.
914
01:02:25,719 --> 01:02:29,322
Come on, why not, Jen? I mean,
he came a long way to meet you...
915
01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:32,009
I don't know what you saw
that we missed.
916
01:02:32,010 --> 01:02:36,528
What I saw was... just a guy
looking for the girl of his dreams.
917
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:40,049
A guy like that doesn't dream
about a girl like me.
918
01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:41,969
Is this about how cute he was?
919
01:02:41,970 --> 01:02:43,560
And I thought you'd be happy!
920
01:02:43,561 --> 01:02:46,152
not to mention, you know,
pretty damn relieved.
921
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:48,769
Besides, you said
that looks don't matter.
922
01:02:48,770 --> 01:02:51,843
Yeah, that was before I knew
he was Brad-fucking-Pitt!
923
01:02:54,610 --> 01:02:57,238
There's no way a guy who looks
like that is gonna want me.
924
01:02:57,239 --> 01:02:58,393
That's crazy.
925
01:02:58,394 --> 01:02:59,839
Is it?
926
01:02:59,930 --> 01:03:01,203
I mean, look at Tadd.
927
01:03:01,204 --> 01:03:04,476
When he came into the shop he
didn't exactly beelined me, did he?
928
01:03:04,477 --> 01:03:08,081
Okay, but Tadd is a superficial
dickhead, everybody knows that.
929
01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:11,042
Everyone except Tish, sorry.
930
01:03:13,690 --> 01:03:16,968
I mean, girls who look
like you don't understand...
931
01:03:19,930 --> 01:03:21,521
You know, I always think like...
932
01:03:21,522 --> 01:03:24,981
if I lost ten pounds, or...
wear different clothes, or...
933
01:03:24,982 --> 01:03:28,586
got new boobs, that would
make a difference, but...
934
01:03:28,770 --> 01:03:30,249
I know the truth.
935
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,322
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
936
01:03:34,690 --> 01:03:37,046
You're the smartest person
that I know.
937
01:03:37,850 --> 01:03:41,686
When I see you helping those homeless
guys that no one can even look at...
938
01:03:43,051 --> 01:03:45,760
You make
everyone around you happy.
939
01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:48,410
You have so much to offer.
940
01:03:48,411 --> 01:03:51,168
I mean, to say you don't
just because of how you look...
941
01:03:51,169 --> 01:03:53,168
it's just... all bullshit.
942
01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:56,570
I didn't say
I don't have a lot to offer.
943
01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:59,883
I said that people will never know
because they don't see me.
944
01:04:05,010 --> 01:04:08,322
How many proms did you miss
because no one asked you?
945
01:04:08,610 --> 01:04:11,363
How many times have your friends
left you sitting alone at the club...
946
01:04:11,364 --> 01:04:13,289
while they went
to dance with guys?
947
01:04:13,290 --> 01:04:15,615
Or how many times has a customer
completely ignored you...
948
01:04:15,616 --> 01:04:17,365
to get a better look at me?
949
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:23,850
So until that happens...
950
01:04:24,010 --> 01:04:26,216
Until you're told
time and time again...
951
01:04:26,217 --> 01:04:28,449
that your place in life
is in the background...
952
01:04:29,650 --> 01:04:31,642
don't tell me that's bullshit.
953
01:04:32,050 --> 01:04:33,929
Because you don't know.
954
01:04:46,331 --> 01:04:49,325
All I saw tonight was a man
with eyes full of hope.
955
01:04:49,891 --> 01:04:51,440
Hope...
956
01:04:51,651 --> 01:04:54,440
That would've turned into disappointment,
the second he saw me.
957
01:04:55,131 --> 01:04:56,165
A forced smile...
958
01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:58,210
Polite conversation...
959
01:05:00,571 --> 01:05:02,529
How I couldn't stand that!
960
01:05:03,331 --> 01:05:05,289
Not after all this.
961
01:06:41,571 --> 01:06:43,199
All right!
962
01:06:44,491 --> 01:06:46,834
I've been sitting by the phone,
waiting, wondering...
963
01:06:46,835 --> 01:06:49,035
I demand a full report,
I want all details!
964
01:06:49,036 --> 01:06:50,560
What happened?
965
01:06:51,104 --> 01:06:54,633
Okay, look... huh... there's a
particular reason we didn't call you...
966
01:07:04,011 --> 01:07:05,480
Are you okay?
967
01:07:07,531 --> 01:07:09,125
You shitting me?
968
01:07:10,691 --> 01:07:12,080
Jen!
969
01:07:12,371 --> 01:07:15,444
Please tell me you din't leave Fuzzy
just sitting down there wondering!
970
01:07:17,931 --> 01:07:19,650
God damn it, Jen!
971
01:07:19,651 --> 01:07:21,929
I don't expect you to understand.
972
01:07:23,572 --> 01:07:25,087
No, I understand.
973
01:07:25,732 --> 01:07:27,854
I understand you wouldn't talk to him
because you were terrified...
974
01:07:27,855 --> 01:07:30,804
he was gonna judge you
on the bases of your looks.
975
01:07:31,252 --> 01:07:34,724
Yet you're completely comfortable
doing the exact same thing to him!
976
01:07:40,412 --> 01:07:42,131
That's unbelievable! God!
977
01:07:48,512 --> 01:07:50,031
Hey!
978
01:07:52,212 --> 01:07:53,831
Hey!
979
01:07:53,872 --> 01:07:55,360
- Hey!
- What?
980
01:07:55,401 --> 01:07:58,490
- Why are you pissed at me?
- I'm not pissed at you.
981
01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:00,120
I mean, not you specifically,
982
01:08:00,121 --> 01:08:02,620
more's like a representative member
of your gender!
983
01:08:02,631 --> 01:08:03,630
Oh, come on...
984
01:08:03,631 --> 01:08:06,603
- look, that was really hard on Jen.
- Oh, really? Really, Tish?
985
01:08:06,604 --> 01:08:08,803
'cause I'm sure it wasn't a...
a picnic for Fuzzy too.
986
01:08:10,011 --> 01:08:12,242
Why you're suddenly
Fuzzy's best friend, huh?
987
01:08:13,011 --> 01:08:14,210
Why?
988
01:08:14,211 --> 01:08:15,730
Because it's pathetic, Tish, okay?
989
01:08:15,731 --> 01:08:18,261
It's pathetic that you can't rise
above all the superficial horseshit...
990
01:08:18,262 --> 01:08:19,761
that's whirling around you.
991
01:08:20,092 --> 01:08:22,064
I mean, why is it, why is it
that some people can't see a good thing...
992
01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:24,164
when it's standing
right in front of them, hm?
993
01:08:24,632 --> 01:08:26,724
What is it
that screws all that up?
994
01:08:26,832 --> 01:08:28,765
Can you tell me?
995
01:08:28,952 --> 01:08:30,104
I swear,
you're like 2 years old,
996
01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:32,883
you're more interested
in the wrapping paper than what's inside.
997
01:08:33,292 --> 01:08:34,761
Wait.
998
01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:38,887
Are you talking about Jen, or me?
999
01:08:39,428 --> 01:08:41,993
If there's a difference, let me know.
1000
01:08:53,892 --> 01:08:55,331
Hey Jen.
1001
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:58,405
Just leave it. You've had a long day,
I'll close it up.
1002
01:08:58,772 --> 01:09:00,091
You sure?
1003
01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:01,971
Yeah... yeah, go home and get drunk.
1004
01:09:03,252 --> 01:09:04,880
Thank you.
1005
01:09:12,613 --> 01:09:14,412
- I'll, hmm... I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yep.
1006
01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:04,721
On your back!
1007
01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:10,081
Let's take these off.
1008
01:10:15,533 --> 01:10:16,812
- Oh my God!
- Oh, yeah!
1009
01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:18,532
No! No! NO!
1010
01:10:19,893 --> 01:10:21,772
What are you doing, asshole?
1011
01:10:21,853 --> 01:10:24,092
Come on, Tish, it's just Brad!
1012
01:10:24,093 --> 01:10:26,083
- Yeah, relax Tish, it's cool.
- Get out!
1013
01:10:26,084 --> 01:10:27,676
Tish, I live here.
1014
01:10:27,677 --> 01:10:29,200
You know what I mean!
1015
01:10:29,201 --> 01:10:32,532
Come one... what's the big deal?
Haven't you ever had a threesome before?
1016
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:34,557
It's fun, we'll show you.
We do it all the time.
1017
01:10:34,558 --> 01:10:35,970
Oh, no! Forget it!
1018
01:10:35,971 --> 01:10:38,640
Where are you going? I can't believe
you're getting so fucked up about it!
1019
01:10:38,641 --> 01:10:40,524
It's not like you're the most
moral chick on the planet!
1020
01:10:40,525 --> 01:10:41,991
- What?
- Look,
1021
01:10:41,992 --> 01:10:44,397
one of the reasons I dug you so much
is because you're obviously...
1022
01:10:44,398 --> 01:10:47,489
- Experimental.
- Yeah! Experimental.
1023
01:10:47,612 --> 01:10:50,362
God... well,
science class is over, children!
1024
01:10:51,052 --> 01:10:54,285
- Oh, come on, Tish!
- You know you want me.
1025
01:10:54,932 --> 01:10:55,955
What's the big deal?
1026
01:10:55,956 --> 01:10:57,040
Let go of me!
1027
01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,726
- Get on the bed...
- Get out of my way! Let go!
1028
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,692
Oh my God!
1029
01:11:06,693 --> 01:11:07,955
Now look what you did...
1030
01:11:07,956 --> 01:11:09,652
What I did?
1031
01:11:09,653 --> 01:11:11,725
Get the fuck away from me!
1032
01:11:13,253 --> 01:11:16,372
Bye, Tish!
I'll be here waiting.
1033
01:11:19,133 --> 01:11:20,805
People are stupid,
they just don't think like that.
1034
01:11:20,806 --> 01:11:22,709
Okay Priestly,
this time you can relax.
1035
01:11:22,710 --> 01:11:24,764
I'm just saying Cobain wasn't tryin'
to leave this world,
1036
01:11:24,765 --> 01:11:26,280
All right? He was just tryin'
to leave Courtney.
1037
01:11:26,281 --> 01:11:27,762
I'll buy it.
1038
01:11:30,773 --> 01:11:33,222
- Oh, shit... what happened?
- Oh...
1039
01:11:33,313 --> 01:11:36,646
yeah, isn't it beautiful? I mean,
we're not gonna talk about it...
1040
01:11:37,813 --> 01:11:39,292
- What did you do?
- I...
1041
01:11:39,293 --> 01:11:42,686
was rollerblading out on West Cliff
and I wasn't paying attention...
1042
01:11:42,687 --> 01:11:46,411
and so I sped and went down.
It's not a big deal.
1043
01:11:50,493 --> 01:11:52,171
You guys, I'm fine!
1044
01:11:52,172 --> 01:11:54,211
So, huh...
who do we trash today?
1045
01:11:54,212 --> 01:11:55,363
Courtney Love.
1046
01:11:55,364 --> 01:11:56,652
Good, I hate her.
1047
01:11:56,653 --> 01:11:58,691
Yeah, I wish
she'd hit some nice plant!
1048
01:12:02,253 --> 01:12:03,801
You know,
the parenting books all say...
1049
01:12:03,802 --> 01:12:06,531
it's supposed to be easier
to put kids to sleep in the winter,
1050
01:12:06,532 --> 01:12:08,133
because it gets dark earlier.
1051
01:12:08,933 --> 01:12:10,652
I think they're lying.
1052
01:12:11,893 --> 01:12:14,204
Maybe she's just an exceptional kid.
1053
01:12:15,253 --> 01:12:18,770
Yeah... that must be it. Couldn't
possibly mean that I'm a lame father.
1054
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,246
Okay, Noah, here it goes.
1055
01:12:25,813 --> 01:12:27,566
I got somethin' to tell you.
1056
01:12:27,973 --> 01:12:29,806
Something major.
1057
01:12:32,733 --> 01:12:34,805
I have something to tell you too.
1058
01:12:36,053 --> 01:12:38,205
Something no one knows
about Julia, I've...
1059
01:12:38,773 --> 01:12:40,447
...never told anyone.
1060
01:12:42,013 --> 01:12:43,971
I think you should go first then.
1061
01:12:44,173 --> 01:12:47,246
I think your thing relates to my thing.
1062
01:12:47,293 --> 01:12:48,887
Okay.
1063
01:12:49,453 --> 01:12:51,128
Well, my thing is this:
1064
01:12:52,054 --> 01:12:54,995
Julia's mother lives
on the East Coast, and is...
1065
01:12:55,094 --> 01:12:58,120
legally barred from seeing Julia
until her 18th birthday.
1066
01:12:58,121 --> 01:12:59,563
What?
1067
01:12:59,934 --> 01:13:01,173
Why?
1068
01:13:01,174 --> 01:13:05,369
When Julia was 5 months old,
her mother tried to kill them both.
1069
01:13:05,854 --> 01:13:07,824
She sat in the car
holding Julia...
1070
01:13:07,825 --> 01:13:09,731
with the exhaust pipe in.
1071
01:13:09,732 --> 01:13:12,104
Fortunately, a neighbour
who's letting his dog shit...
1072
01:13:12,105 --> 01:13:15,404
in the frontyard heard the engine,
broke a window and saved them.
1073
01:13:15,773 --> 01:13:17,205
What happened then?
1074
01:13:17,206 --> 01:13:20,566
Hospital, medicines,
therapy, everything.
1075
01:13:22,893 --> 01:13:23,861
Very slowly...
1076
01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:26,842
I just started
leaving her and Julia alone again.
1077
01:13:27,733 --> 01:13:30,408
Then, right after
her third birthday,
1078
01:13:30,453 --> 01:13:32,044
I got a call at work.
1079
01:13:32,045 --> 01:13:34,612
We were toilet-training Julia...
1080
01:13:34,613 --> 01:13:36,692
and I guess...
1081
01:13:37,093 --> 01:13:39,882
she had an accident in her pants.
1082
01:13:40,133 --> 01:13:43,586
Her mother held her hand
on the toilet bowl and...
1083
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,133
slammed the lid down.
1084
01:13:47,134 --> 01:13:49,570
Broke two of her fingers
and three bones.
1085
01:13:49,814 --> 01:13:51,852
And, so, I...
1086
01:13:52,734 --> 01:13:54,933
filed for divorce and custody.
1087
01:13:54,934 --> 01:13:56,687
Obviously, got both.
1088
01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:01,212
Then we packed the car
and moved down here to start a new life.
1089
01:14:03,534 --> 01:14:05,533
Does Julia remember any of this?
1090
01:14:05,534 --> 01:14:07,970
No, no, I dont... think so.
1091
01:14:08,974 --> 01:14:11,012
Anyway, she used to say:
1092
01:14:11,294 --> 01:14:15,287
"Mummy hurt me, so she doesn't live
here anymore" over and over, but...
1093
01:14:15,288 --> 01:14:17,247
...it soon stopped.
1094
01:14:17,414 --> 01:14:19,406
Must have been so hard...
1095
01:14:19,614 --> 01:14:23,404
Well, my responsibility as a parent
is to protect my child.
1096
01:14:24,934 --> 01:14:28,211
I can accept the suicide attempt,
that's post-partum depression, but...
1097
01:14:28,853 --> 01:14:31,323
everything else was a clear
patten of abuse.
1098
01:14:36,693 --> 01:14:38,208
What?
1099
01:14:39,373 --> 01:14:42,732
- Post-partum depression?
- Yeah.
1100
01:14:45,654 --> 01:14:47,579
But you... have to give birth
for that to happen.
1101
01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:48,934
Ah... yeah..
1102
01:14:50,174 --> 01:14:52,053
But Julia is adopted!
1103
01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:55,207
What?! No she's not, why...
why would you think that?
1104
01:14:56,094 --> 01:14:57,653
Yes she is!
1105
01:14:57,654 --> 01:15:00,646
No she's not, Anna... I... I was in
the delivery room at the hospital.
1106
01:15:00,647 --> 01:15:02,333
She's not adopted!
1107
01:15:02,334 --> 01:15:04,884
Jesus Christ, you look like
you're gonna be sick!
1108
01:15:06,054 --> 01:15:08,046
Christ, Anna! What's wrong?
1109
01:15:08,054 --> 01:15:09,733
She's not my baby?
1110
01:15:09,734 --> 01:15:11,360
What?!
No! Anna...
1111
01:15:11,361 --> 01:15:13,082
I'm not Anna!
1112
01:15:13,974 --> 01:15:15,568
I'm not anyone!
1113
01:15:16,654 --> 01:15:18,453
Anna!
1114
01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:59,328
You're ready to go, babe?
1115
01:16:01,534 --> 01:16:04,253
Hey Trucker,
can I leave ten minutes early?
1116
01:16:04,254 --> 01:16:08,010
Sure, angel. Just be careful
if you go rollerblading.
1117
01:16:19,294 --> 01:16:21,730
I don't like the way
that old hippie calls you "angel".
1118
01:16:23,094 --> 01:16:24,253
Look, I didn't wanna make
a scene in there,
1119
01:16:24,254 --> 01:16:26,003
but there's no way
I'm ever going out with you again!
1120
01:16:26,004 --> 01:16:27,567
Why, because
you got a little bruise?
1121
01:16:27,568 --> 01:16:29,413
You can't blame me
if you're... clumsy.
1122
01:16:29,414 --> 01:16:32,284
Clumsy?
This would have never happened...
1123
01:16:32,285 --> 01:16:33,752
if you and Brad
hadn't tried to force me...
1124
01:16:33,753 --> 01:16:35,052
to do something
I didn't want to do!
1125
01:16:35,053 --> 01:16:37,566
Forced you?
Gimme a break, come on, get...
1126
01:16:38,415 --> 01:16:39,884
Get in the car!
1127
01:16:39,935 --> 01:16:42,383
Look, why don't you and Brad just admit
that the girl's unnecessary...
1128
01:16:42,384 --> 01:16:44,129
and get on with it?
1129
01:16:45,135 --> 01:16:46,249
What're you talking about?
1130
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,414
Are you so far in the closet
you can't see the light?
1131
01:16:50,015 --> 01:16:52,053
You and Brad
are hot for each other.
1132
01:16:52,335 --> 01:16:54,771
You just use the girl
to pretend you're straight.
1133
01:16:58,135 --> 01:16:59,338
Listen to me!
1134
01:16:59,339 --> 01:17:00,483
I'm no fag.
1135
01:17:00,484 --> 01:17:03,006
I was captain of the football team
in high school.
1136
01:17:05,614 --> 01:17:07,129
Let me guess...
1137
01:17:08,054 --> 01:17:11,844
You were a Tight End, always to afraid
of becoming a Wide Receiver?
1138
01:17:12,814 --> 01:17:15,933
Why don't you just be a man
and admit what you are?
1139
01:17:15,974 --> 01:17:18,092
No one cares that you're gay.
1140
01:17:19,374 --> 01:17:21,810
If you ever call me
queer again, I...
1141
01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:28,814
You do not hit her!
You piece of shit!
1142
01:17:28,895 --> 01:17:32,367
What is it with you guys?
Fine, she's a waste of time anyway.
1143
01:17:33,575 --> 01:17:35,090
You okay?
1144
01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,174
Hey! Shithead!
1145
01:17:47,175 --> 01:17:48,767
Why don't you try the old hippie?
1146
01:17:48,768 --> 01:17:49,843
Trucker, don't!
1147
01:17:49,844 --> 01:17:51,293
What is it with you people?
1148
01:17:51,294 --> 01:17:53,679
She's a cheap piece of ass!
Who cares about her?
1149
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,494
That's it, pretty boy...
1150
01:17:55,495 --> 01:17:57,453
Keep talkin'.
1151
01:18:09,695 --> 01:18:12,364
You listen to me,
you dickless yuppie!
1152
01:18:12,365 --> 01:18:15,365
Tish is a lady
and she's my friend!
1153
01:18:15,855 --> 01:18:19,295
All right? I ever see you around her,
there'll be one of your pictures...
1154
01:18:19,296 --> 01:18:22,847
on "Unsolved Mysteries".
You got it?
1155
01:18:31,495 --> 01:18:35,212
Does anyone else think that Trucker
might have... some explaining do to?
1156
01:18:40,055 --> 01:18:41,683
Let's go to my pad.
1157
01:18:51,034 --> 01:18:52,664
Are you okay?
1158
01:19:01,495 --> 01:19:03,248
I don't believe it...
1159
01:19:03,895 --> 01:19:05,894
Gordon Hancock?!
1160
01:19:05,895 --> 01:19:07,734
Senior class prez...
1161
01:19:07,735 --> 01:19:10,774
Captain of the football team...
No Woodstock?
1162
01:19:10,775 --> 01:19:13,314
No free love,
no peace rallies?
1163
01:19:13,315 --> 01:19:16,091
Yeah, I took the free love
when I could get it, I mean...
1164
01:19:16,216 --> 01:19:17,614
- No bongs?
- Well...
1165
01:19:17,615 --> 01:19:19,726
- No Grateful Dead concerts?
- That came later.
1166
01:19:19,727 --> 01:19:22,514
- What happened?
- Oh, pff...
1167
01:19:23,076 --> 01:19:25,095
I got drafted.
1168
01:19:25,096 --> 01:19:27,609
I found out
I was a sneaky son of a bitch...
1169
01:19:27,610 --> 01:19:31,208
good at... killing people
before they even knew that I was there.
1170
01:19:31,216 --> 01:19:33,775
It's funny what you can learn
about yourself.
1171
01:19:33,776 --> 01:19:35,695
- Geez...
- Did 3 tours...
1172
01:19:35,696 --> 01:19:39,250
lost count of the bodies
somewhere in the second...
1173
01:19:41,595 --> 01:19:45,454
So, God knows how many...
souls I gotta face somday...
1174
01:19:45,455 --> 01:19:47,614
So, when was Trucker born?
1175
01:19:47,615 --> 01:19:49,692
Well... when I got home,
1176
01:19:49,693 --> 01:19:53,692
I started taking... long walks
at night on the beach, and...
1177
01:19:53,735 --> 01:19:56,530
met some crazy ass surfers...
1178
01:19:58,255 --> 01:20:02,254
They made me smile, you know?
For the 1st time since I had gotten back.
1179
01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:03,854
I bought a board...
1180
01:20:03,855 --> 01:20:05,688
and changed my name.
1181
01:20:06,655 --> 01:20:11,686
But I swore that I would never...
hurt another human as long as I lived.
1182
01:20:24,296 --> 01:20:26,846
I'm sorry I made you break
your promise.
1183
01:20:26,976 --> 01:20:28,650
Oh, no...
1184
01:20:29,256 --> 01:20:32,045
I said that I would never...
hurt another "human".
1185
01:20:32,776 --> 01:20:35,053
So I'm cool with that, angel.
1186
01:20:35,696 --> 01:20:37,655
But, promise me somethin'?
1187
01:20:37,656 --> 01:20:39,015
Anything.
1188
01:20:39,016 --> 01:20:43,534
No more shitheads. You know,
like, date a... a nice guy.
1189
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,695
The problem is...
1190
01:20:48,696 --> 01:20:51,052
guys like that don't ask me out.
1191
01:20:52,496 --> 01:20:55,888
Well, maybe they could ask
the wizard for some courage.
1192
01:20:57,376 --> 01:20:59,615
That's it, isn't it?
Courage.
1193
01:20:59,616 --> 01:21:01,654
That's why you won't ask Zo out?
1194
01:21:01,655 --> 01:21:03,212
You're afraid
she won't like your past.
1195
01:21:03,213 --> 01:21:06,091
She's just all about love and...
and peace, and...
1196
01:21:06,976 --> 01:21:08,489
I don't think she'd accept it.
1197
01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:09,969
I wouldn't know hot to tell her.
1198
01:21:09,970 --> 01:21:12,293
I don't think you have to.
1199
01:21:14,176 --> 01:21:19,127
Zo is in your yearbook.
Look... it's her.
1200
01:21:19,136 --> 01:21:22,892
Oh my God... it's really Zo!
Get out of here...
1201
01:21:24,336 --> 01:21:27,011
- She's cute!
- Come on, pass it back!
1202
01:21:29,096 --> 01:21:30,615
Ah... Trucker!
1203
01:21:30,616 --> 01:21:32,893
- How in the hell I missed that?
- I like!
1204
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,325
Hey!
1205
01:21:40,536 --> 01:21:42,688
You can't hide forever, Anna...
1206
01:21:43,216 --> 01:21:45,049
or whatever your name is.
1207
01:21:45,536 --> 01:21:47,255
What do you want?
1208
01:21:47,356 --> 01:21:50,729
I want the truth.
You owe me that much.
1209
01:21:53,816 --> 01:21:56,395
So you came out here
because you saw a picture of a girl...
1210
01:21:56,396 --> 01:21:58,095
you thought
might be your daughter?
1211
01:22:00,097 --> 01:22:01,532
No!
1212
01:22:01,857 --> 01:22:03,536
The pieces fit!
1213
01:22:03,537 --> 01:22:05,256
Age, looks...
1214
01:22:05,777 --> 01:22:07,496
artistic ability!
1215
01:22:08,737 --> 01:22:10,407
The mother told me
that she was gonna name her Julia...
1216
01:22:10,408 --> 01:22:12,207
and that her husband's name
was Noah.
1217
01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:14,773
Still, I don't see
why you just didn't ask!
1218
01:22:15,977 --> 01:22:17,855
When you were vague about her past
I assumed that was...
1219
01:22:17,856 --> 01:22:20,255
because you didn't want me to know
that she was adopted.
1220
01:22:20,656 --> 01:22:22,967
That sounds like wishful thinking.
1221
01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:26,769
Why would you lie about your name?
1222
01:22:29,296 --> 01:22:31,414
There aren't that many Pipers
hanging around.
1223
01:22:32,176 --> 01:22:35,450
I was afraid you'd remember my name
from the adoption papers.
1224
01:22:35,896 --> 01:22:37,888
Anna is my middle name.
1225
01:22:40,056 --> 01:22:42,126
Look, I never intended
on becoming part of your lives.
1226
01:22:42,127 --> 01:22:44,002
I just wanted to know
that she was okay.
1227
01:22:44,003 --> 01:22:46,721
But you did, Anna. You became
part of our lives, and now it just...
1228
01:22:46,722 --> 01:22:49,046
it just seems like a lie.
1229
01:22:50,576 --> 01:22:52,335
You know,
I didn't want to give up my baby!
1230
01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:54,096
I was forced to!
1231
01:22:54,097 --> 01:22:55,996
I mean, what would you do
if Julia was taken from you?
1232
01:22:55,997 --> 01:22:57,726
Wouldn't you think about her
every day for the rest of your life?
1233
01:22:57,727 --> 01:23:00,173
- Yeah, of course...
- Then why is it any different for me?
1234
01:23:00,537 --> 01:23:03,776
I mean, why is my love for my child
just a whim while yours is real?
1235
01:23:03,777 --> 01:23:07,055
Of course, you have your child,
so you can afford to be judgemental.
1236
01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,326
All I have is the ghosts of two Julias.
1237
01:23:11,897 --> 01:23:14,652
I loved them both, and I lost them both.
1238
01:23:26,057 --> 01:23:29,290
So you always knew about...
me being in the war?
1239
01:23:30,577 --> 01:23:32,729
You were 3 years behind me?
1240
01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:37,374
Of course I was... crazy for you.
1241
01:23:37,496 --> 01:23:39,648
All the girls were.
1242
01:23:40,136 --> 01:23:42,615
You never paid much attention
to the freshmen girls.
1243
01:23:42,616 --> 01:23:45,405
Especially not nerdy, flat-chested ones.
1244
01:23:47,336 --> 01:23:49,932
You know, Trucker, no matter
how much you grow up...
1245
01:23:50,537 --> 01:23:54,816
sometimes high school is right there,
bleeding dwon your neck.
1246
01:23:57,977 --> 01:24:01,287
That just blows my mind that...
I was your high school fantasy.
1247
01:24:01,288 --> 01:24:02,966
It's true.
1248
01:24:05,257 --> 01:24:07,576
So, what did you fantasized about us?
1249
01:24:07,577 --> 01:24:09,933
Watching the sunset at the beach?
1250
01:24:10,737 --> 01:24:12,096
Sometimes.
1251
01:24:12,097 --> 01:24:14,613
Yeah... what else?
1252
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:16,811
Stuff.
1253
01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:19,291
Tell me.
1254
01:24:21,297 --> 01:24:23,653
Trucker,
my high school fantasy was...
1255
01:24:26,897 --> 01:24:29,015
that we were in love.
1256
01:24:29,377 --> 01:24:32,450
That... by a mere look
at each other's eyes...
1257
01:24:32,617 --> 01:24:34,735
time would stand still...
1258
01:24:34,937 --> 01:24:38,170
and our hearts
would forever beat as one.
1259
01:24:48,658 --> 01:24:50,889
I'm sorry it took so long.
1260
01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:55,130
That's okay...
1261
01:25:17,097 --> 01:25:18,554
- Are you guys...?
- Oh, ladies first.
1262
01:25:18,555 --> 01:25:20,016
Thank you.
1263
01:25:20,617 --> 01:25:22,605
Good evening.
Did you find everything alright?
1264
01:25:22,606 --> 01:25:23,755
Yep.
1265
01:25:33,137 --> 01:25:35,696
- Your total's $9.75.
- Thanks.
1266
01:25:35,697 --> 01:25:37,769
Thank you. Have a good night.
1267
01:25:44,018 --> 01:25:45,407
- This sucks, dude!
- Seriously!
1268
01:25:46,098 --> 01:25:47,647
Here, I'll put the stuff back.
1269
01:25:47,738 --> 01:25:50,049
Wait, wait, wait... keep the lube.
1270
01:25:52,658 --> 01:25:54,537
You people are too naive!
1271
01:25:54,538 --> 01:25:56,324
So you're saying that Chapman
did pull the trigger?
1272
01:25:56,325 --> 01:25:57,520
Affirmative!
1273
01:25:57,521 --> 01:25:59,047
Order up!
1274
01:25:59,578 --> 01:26:01,635
- Wasn't it just a CIA puppet?
- No, he was programmed,
1275
01:26:01,636 --> 01:26:03,435
- right down the line!
- No, no!
1276
01:26:03,436 --> 01:26:04,991
The threat was over, man!
1277
01:26:04,992 --> 01:26:07,191
By then he was just making
love songs for Yoko, and...
1278
01:26:07,192 --> 01:26:08,257
What?
1279
01:26:08,258 --> 01:26:10,933
No, no...
Lennon was coming alive again.
1280
01:26:11,178 --> 01:26:13,852
Reagan had just taken off,
so he had to be taken out.
1281
01:26:13,857 --> 01:26:17,693
Exactly! Thank you!.
See? Genious!
1282
01:26:22,297 --> 01:26:24,289
- Can you hold this?
- Sure.
1283
01:26:24,697 --> 01:26:27,247
- Stay close, Julia!
- I will!
1284
01:26:29,897 --> 01:26:31,889
Okay, so here's the deal:
1285
01:26:32,177 --> 01:26:36,014
Julia and I took a vote, and there's
a definite vacant seat in the family.
1286
01:26:37,938 --> 01:26:39,930
Job is yours, if you want it.
1287
01:26:40,298 --> 01:26:42,651
- Really?
- Yeah.
1288
01:26:45,298 --> 01:26:47,256
Only one ground rule:
1289
01:26:47,498 --> 01:26:50,093
nothing but honesty from now on.
1290
01:26:50,698 --> 01:26:52,577
I swear.
1291
01:26:58,098 --> 01:26:59,613
- Noah?
- Hm?
1292
01:27:00,178 --> 01:27:02,680
- That shirt's of a really nasty color.
- Okay, not that honest!
1293
01:27:02,681 --> 01:27:04,736
Hey, I'm just trying to get
started somewhere!
1294
01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:43,847
- Hey man.
- Hi.
1295
01:27:44,058 --> 01:27:46,688
- Are you hungry?
- No.
1296
01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:53,372
Okay, huh... how can I help?
1297
01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:55,052
You're pretty.
1298
01:27:57,058 --> 01:27:59,130
No, I don't... I don't know about that.
1299
01:28:00,178 --> 01:28:02,011
I do.
1300
01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:06,132
Well, thank you.
1301
01:28:06,938 --> 01:28:08,896
You're very pretty.
1302
01:28:09,898 --> 01:28:12,573
And you're exactly
how I'd hoped you'd be...
1303
01:28:18,258 --> 01:28:20,091
...Ladybugger.
1304
01:28:57,018 --> 01:28:59,136
I punched you, baby!
1305
01:29:02,338 --> 01:29:04,535
Gotta remember
to lock off your computer, Jen...
1306
01:29:06,378 --> 01:29:08,006
Can we...
1307
01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:12,372
...can we go somewhere to talk?
Face to face, for a change?
1308
01:29:13,498 --> 01:29:15,251
I'd like that.
1309
01:29:17,179 --> 01:29:19,570
Huh... I'm Jeff Kenline, by the way.
1310
01:29:20,219 --> 01:29:22,894
It's a pleasure to meet you,
Jeff Kenline.
1311
01:29:24,899 --> 01:29:26,334
- Hey, dude!
- Yeah?
1312
01:29:27,139 --> 01:29:29,336
Huh... where did you get "Fuzzy22" from?
1313
01:29:30,259 --> 01:29:32,854
Huh... I got that account when I was
working on my senior thesis.
1314
01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:36,217
It was on fuzzy logic and I was 22.
1315
01:29:36,499 --> 01:29:38,410
Why? Did you think
I was a cop or somethin'?
1316
01:29:38,411 --> 01:29:40,531
No, of course not!
1317
01:29:40,619 --> 01:29:43,169
That would be stupid... a cop!
1318
01:29:52,259 --> 01:29:55,309
Who says "a cop"...
I mean, honestly, "fuzzy"...
1319
01:29:55,310 --> 01:29:56,952
Did you do that?!
1320
01:29:58,812 --> 01:30:00,180
Awesome!
1321
01:30:14,379 --> 01:30:17,737
So, one tuna sub... and a veggie sub.
1322
01:30:23,419 --> 01:30:25,047
- Huh, about... ten minutes.
- All right.
1323
01:30:29,859 --> 01:30:31,578
All right, what can I get for you?
1324
01:30:36,339 --> 01:30:38,252
Holy shit!
1325
01:30:39,979 --> 01:30:43,990
Miss Matheson, it would be my
pleasure if you would agree to...
1326
01:30:43,991 --> 01:30:46,451
...accompany me to dinner tonight.
1327
01:30:49,939 --> 01:30:51,298
Depends.
1328
01:30:51,299 --> 01:30:52,927
On what?
1329
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:55,098
I wanna know your first name.
1330
01:30:55,099 --> 01:30:56,648
Yeah!
1331
01:30:58,419 --> 01:31:00,377
Come one, gimme a break!
1332
01:31:01,099 --> 01:31:03,410
I went to Banana Republic,
for Christ's sake!
1333
01:31:09,609 --> 01:31:11,086
Dammit!
1334
01:31:13,084 --> 01:31:14,408
Boaz
1335
01:31:16,260 --> 01:31:17,854
Can't hear you.
1336
01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:22,979
Boaz, all right?
My first name is Boaz.
1337
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:25,052
- Boaz?!
- Shut up!
1338
01:31:28,419 --> 01:31:30,252
Can I tell you something, Boaz?
1339
01:31:32,299 --> 01:31:33,738
Okay.
1340
01:31:33,739 --> 01:31:36,448
This is something...
I've never told to anyone else.
1341
01:31:37,299 --> 01:31:39,098
Yeah, of course.
1342
01:31:39,819 --> 01:31:41,447
Tish...
1343
01:31:42,179 --> 01:31:44,570
is short for "Platisha".
1344
01:31:45,659 --> 01:31:47,189
Platisha?
1345
01:31:47,190 --> 01:31:49,052
Platisha.
1346
01:31:53,369 --> 01:31:54,679
It's good!
1347
01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,298
Oh, there's something
I should mention, huh... Platisha.
1348
01:32:01,299 --> 01:32:03,338
And what's that, Boaz?
1349
01:32:03,460 --> 01:32:07,330
Well... you see, with women...
there's never... I mean, I've never...
1350
01:32:08,260 --> 01:32:10,298
Don't try.
1351
01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:21,894
Is that a "yes"?
1352
01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:24,292
Yes, Boaz!
1353
01:32:58,180 --> 01:32:59,979
Dad!
1354
01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:05,493
- We asked you here today...
- It's alright.
1355
01:33:05,494 --> 01:33:08,893
in this most sacred
and beautiful of all places...
1356
01:33:09,460 --> 01:33:13,057
to witness our dedication
to each other.
1357
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:17,339
We start our new lives
as we started the last.
1358
01:33:17,340 --> 01:33:19,970
Naked and needing...
1359
01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:23,499
dependant on those
we love to care for us.
1360
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:26,817
- Hell, yeah!
- Congratulations!
1361
01:33:27,818 --> 01:33:30,017
Rock on, man!
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