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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,362 --> 00:00:56,785 (Slam!) 2 00:01:01,156 --> 00:01:03,361 Cliff, What Are You Doing? 3 00:01:03,361 --> 00:01:06,861 Just Celebrating The Morning Off, Dear. 4 00:01:06,861 --> 00:01:09,354 Cliff, It's 6:00. 5 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:13,360 Good. That Means I've Only Used Up A Half Hour. 6 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,363 That Looks Good. 7 00:01:15,363 --> 00:01:21,009 Wait Until I Put On The Gooseberry-Kiwi Jam. 8 00:01:21,009 --> 00:01:22,357 Mm-Mm-Mm. 9 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:25,361 Mm-Mmm! 10 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:28,316 Are You Going To Share? 11 00:01:28,316 --> 00:01:28,950 No. 12 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:32,359 Oh, Maybe. 13 00:01:39,355 --> 00:01:41,162 Thanks A Lot. 14 00:01:41,162 --> 00:01:42,354 Eat Up. 15 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,910 You're Beautiful, You Know That? 16 00:01:55,910 --> 00:02:01,716 (Wicked Laughter) 17 00:02:01,716 --> 00:02:03,118 Cliff. 18 00:02:03,118 --> 00:02:04,362 (Snarling) 19 00:02:04,362 --> 00:02:05,954 Wait A Minute! 20 00:02:05,954 --> 00:02:08,089 I'll Be Late For Work. 21 00:02:08,089 --> 00:02:09,991 I Want To Kiss You 22 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:13,355 Until It's Time For You To Go To Work. 23 00:02:13,355 --> 00:02:14,729 I'll Be Late. 24 00:02:14,729 --> 00:02:17,361 Yes, But At Least You'll Go To Work 25 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:20,001 With A Smile On Your Face. 26 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:24,356 Every Time I Go To Work With A Smile On My Face 27 00:02:24,356 --> 00:02:27,008 Everybody Knows Why I'm Late. 28 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:31,279 I Guess I Could Always Sneak In The Back Way. 29 00:02:31,279 --> 00:02:32,357 You Fool. 30 00:02:32,357 --> 00:02:34,949 There Is No Back Way. 31 00:02:34,949 --> 00:02:37,052 (Knocking) 32 00:02:40,357 --> 00:02:41,357 Who Is It? 33 00:02:41,357 --> 00:02:43,091 It's Rudy. 34 00:02:43,091 --> 00:02:44,363 What Do You Want, Rudy? 35 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:46,995 I'm Up. 36 00:02:46,995 --> 00:02:49,130 Good. 37 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:51,362 It's Snowing Outside My Window. 38 00:02:51,362 --> 00:02:53,802 Is It Snowing Outside Yours? 39 00:02:53,802 --> 00:02:55,236 Yes. 40 00:02:55,236 --> 00:02:56,361 Could I See? 41 00:02:56,361 --> 00:02:58,907 Uh... Hon, Listen-- 42 00:02:58,907 --> 00:03:01,843 It's Early In The Morning. 43 00:03:01,843 --> 00:03:03,845 Can I See Mommy? 44 00:03:06,848 --> 00:03:07,949 There's Mommy. 45 00:03:07,949 --> 00:03:09,117 Good Morning, Rudy. 46 00:03:09,117 --> 00:03:10,251 Morning, Mommy. 47 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:11,786 Who Wants To Play? 48 00:03:11,786 --> 00:03:14,356 You're Mother And I Are Playing Right Now. 49 00:03:14,356 --> 00:03:16,224 No, You're Not. 50 00:03:16,224 --> 00:03:17,356 Listen. 51 00:03:17,356 --> 00:03:18,993 Come Here A Second. 52 00:03:18,993 --> 00:03:21,361 It's Early In The Morning, Honey. 53 00:03:21,361 --> 00:03:24,032 You Know That Book Dad Bought You 54 00:03:24,032 --> 00:03:26,234 With Pictures And Some Words? 55 00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:28,354 Why Don't You Go Read That? 56 00:03:29,137 --> 00:03:30,205 Bye-Bye. 57 00:03:34,008 --> 00:03:35,677 And Now... 58 00:03:40,181 --> 00:03:42,217 I Was Kissing You 59 00:03:42,217 --> 00:03:45,354 Until It's Time For You To Go To Work. 60 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:46,821 Cliff, Look At That. 61 00:03:46,821 --> 00:03:50,158 You've Got A Rip In Your Pajamas. 62 00:03:50,158 --> 00:03:51,926 Well, There Goes... 63 00:03:51,926 --> 00:03:54,162 Why Do You Wear These Old Pajamas? 64 00:03:54,162 --> 00:03:55,354 They're Comfortable. 65 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:58,733 Wear The Ones I Bought You For Father's Day. 66 00:03:58,733 --> 00:04:01,669 They're Silk. I Don't Like Silk Pajamas. 67 00:04:01,669 --> 00:04:04,360 I Feel Like I'm Sliding Around In Them. 68 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,876 You Never Wear Your Father's Day Bathrobe, Either. 69 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:10,211 That Bathrobe Is So Short 70 00:04:10,211 --> 00:04:13,356 I Feel Like A Roman Soldier. 71 00:04:13,356 --> 00:04:17,886 You Never Wear Any Of Your Father's Day Gifts. 72 00:04:17,886 --> 00:04:22,354 When You Get Me Presents, You Get Me Things 73 00:04:22,354 --> 00:04:25,354 That You Want To See Me In. 74 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:28,363 You Don't Get Me Things That I Like. 75 00:04:28,363 --> 00:04:29,964 That's Not True. 76 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:31,132 It IsTrue. 77 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:35,136 Father's Day Has Been Like That A Long Time. 78 00:04:35,136 --> 00:04:36,905 There Are Fathers Everywhere 79 00:04:36,905 --> 00:04:40,809 Who Get Presents They Can't Use And Don't Want. 80 00:04:40,809 --> 00:04:42,356 I'm Serious. 81 00:04:42,356 --> 00:04:43,361 From Day One 82 00:04:43,361 --> 00:04:48,283 When Eve And The Boys Gave Adam The First Soap-On-A-Rope. 83 00:04:48,283 --> 00:04:49,360 Cliff, Come On. 84 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,119 I'm Not Kidding. 85 00:04:51,119 --> 00:04:55,723 I Have A Closet Here That Is Full Of Presents 86 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:59,093 That They Sell Only On One Holiday-- 87 00:04:59,093 --> 00:05:00,995 Father's Day! 88 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:05,166 Look At This-- I've Got A Chest Full Of Stuff Here. 89 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,835 I Saved These Things 90 00:05:06,835 --> 00:05:12,273 Because I Know That One Day I Will Be About 70 Years Old 91 00:05:12,273 --> 00:05:14,108 And My Children Will Say 92 00:05:14,108 --> 00:05:17,011 "Where's The Father's Day Gifts I Gave You?" 93 00:05:17,011 --> 00:05:18,357 If I Don't Have Them 94 00:05:18,357 --> 00:05:20,215 They'll Beat Me Up. 95 00:05:20,215 --> 00:05:21,355 See These Ties? 96 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:24,185 None Of Them Go With Any Suit I Have. 97 00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:26,054 I Have Deodorants Here-- 98 00:05:26,054 --> 00:05:30,356 Enough To Have Me Smelling Like Anybody You Want To Meet. 99 00:05:30,356 --> 00:05:31,849 Also, I Have 100 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:34,356 The Famous Soap-On-The-Rope 101 00:05:34,356 --> 00:05:37,365 Which I Have Never Learned To Use Properly 102 00:05:37,365 --> 00:05:40,992 Because If You Have To Do Your Feet... 103 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:44,356 I Have Not Been Able To Get Up There Yet. 104 00:05:44,356 --> 00:05:45,696 Look At This! 105 00:05:45,696 --> 00:05:47,231 I Had Forgotten... 106 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:48,833 Wait, Put This On. 107 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:52,270 I Have Plenty Of Things That Light Up. 108 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,671 You Have No Idea. 109 00:05:53,671 --> 00:05:56,361 I Have Suspenders Someone Gave Me-- 110 00:05:56,361 --> 00:06:01,178 I Don't Know What The Child Was Drinking At The Time. 111 00:06:01,178 --> 00:06:02,359 Oh, Yes. Okay. 112 00:06:02,359 --> 00:06:03,748 Wait A Minute. 113 00:06:03,748 --> 00:06:08,356 I Love This Because The Little Men's Eyes Light Up. 114 00:06:08,356 --> 00:06:09,854 This Is More Fun! 115 00:06:09,854 --> 00:06:12,757 We Ought To Do This In The Morning 116 00:06:12,757 --> 00:06:15,361 And Hope None Of The Children See Us. 117 00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:17,662 Oh, Boy! How Am I Looking? 118 00:06:17,662 --> 00:06:18,829 Great. 119 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:21,832 I Love It When You Dress Me. 120 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:23,034 Oh, Ssh. 121 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,102 Boy, Oh, Boy. 122 00:06:25,102 --> 00:06:26,837 Now, Oh-Oh. 123 00:06:26,837 --> 00:06:29,361 Let's Not Forget This. 124 00:06:29,361 --> 00:06:33,356 Oh. Theo Gave Me This Tie. 125 00:06:33,356 --> 00:06:34,712 My Son. 126 00:06:34,712 --> 00:06:37,882 Isn't This Wonderful? 127 00:06:37,882 --> 00:06:40,685 Am I Looking Wonderful Or What? 128 00:06:40,685 --> 00:06:41,852 Oh, The Yo-Yo. 129 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:43,359 Am I Looking Wonderful? 130 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,364 Looking Great. 131 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:46,657 Are These Serious Presents? 132 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,159 For Father's Day? 133 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:52,997 Last Year, I Sat In The Living Room All Father's Day. 134 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,361 Children Walked Past-- 135 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:57,001 "Hi, Dad. Nice To See You." 136 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,169 "Hello, Dad." 137 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:02,907 Somewhere Around 4:00, Somebody Said, "Is The Mall Still Open?" 138 00:07:02,907 --> 00:07:04,241 Oh, Cliff. 139 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:06,177 It's Not That Bad. 140 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:08,012 It Is That Bad. 141 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:11,356 You Mothers Know How To Work Mother's Day. 142 00:07:11,356 --> 00:07:13,356 First, Mothers Tell The Children 143 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:16,361 How They Carried Them All That Time. 144 00:07:16,361 --> 00:07:18,022 Then They Say 145 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:20,992 "And I'd Better Get Good Presents 146 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:24,895 Because You Know Who Gave Me These Blue Veins On My Legs?" 147 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:26,664 I Do Not Do That. 148 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:29,700 That's Why You All Get Great Presents-- 149 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,970 Because You All Promote Yourselves Better. 150 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:35,773 I Don't Say Anything, And Look At Me. 151 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,735 Let Me Show You Something. 152 00:07:43,735 --> 00:07:45,210 You Think I'm Kidding. 153 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:49,869 This Is One Of The Highlights Of My Life. 154 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:20,820 I Love It When It Snows. 155 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,656 Maybe We Can Make A Snowman Before School. 156 00:08:23,656 --> 00:08:25,525 Maybe There Won't Be School. 157 00:08:25,525 --> 00:08:27,996 It Has To Snow More Than That 158 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:29,991 Before They'll Close School. 159 00:08:29,991 --> 00:08:32,799 Your Problem Is You Like School. 160 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:35,995 You'd Go On Weekends If You Could. 161 00:08:35,995 --> 00:08:39,472 You'd Do Anything To Get Out Of It-- 162 00:08:39,472 --> 00:08:43,576 Like Asking Mom About Staying Home For The Jewish Holidays. 163 00:08:43,576 --> 00:08:46,446 Hey, We're All Brothers. 164 00:08:46,446 --> 00:08:47,996 Hi. 165 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,930 Get Down, Dad. 166 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:56,522 You Look Like Times Square. 167 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:57,929 Dad, You Okay? 168 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:58,932 Sure. 169 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:00,860 Dad, You Look Funny. 170 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:01,929 Thank You. 171 00:09:01,929 --> 00:09:03,763 You're Welcome. 172 00:09:05,138 --> 00:09:06,066 Good Morning. 173 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:07,234 Good Morning, Denise. 174 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:08,427 What's Going On? 175 00:09:08,427 --> 00:09:09,433 Oh, Nothing. 176 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:11,435 Are You Going To Work Like That? 177 00:09:11,435 --> 00:09:12,435 Why Not? 178 00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:14,435 It Doesn't Look Very Professional. 179 00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:16,143 Why Are You Dressed Like That? 180 00:09:16,143 --> 00:09:21,815 Because I Want To Talk To All Of You About Father's Day. 181 00:09:21,815 --> 00:09:23,017 Father's Day? 182 00:09:23,017 --> 00:09:25,085 It's Two Weeks Before Christmas. 183 00:09:25,085 --> 00:09:28,923 I'm Giving You Six Months' Notice. 184 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:31,325 I Want Better Presents. 185 00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:34,795 Last Year We Chipped In With Mom And Got You That Walkman. 186 00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:39,433 And I Watched My Walkman Walk Around With You All. 187 00:09:40,443 --> 00:09:43,212 I Want Something For Me. 188 00:09:43,212 --> 00:09:45,734 I Gave You Lots Of Hugs And Kisses. 189 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,216 Yes, You Did 190 00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:49,218 And Hugs And Kisses-- 191 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:52,421 I Love Them To Death. 192 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:54,736 It's Hard To Shop For You On Father's Day. 193 00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:55,491 Why? 194 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,293 It's So Close To Your Birthday. 195 00:09:57,293 --> 00:10:00,734 Father's Day Is June 16th. 196 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,743 My Birthday Is In October. 197 00:10:03,743 --> 00:10:06,734 That's Still Two Presents Close Together. 198 00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:08,743 It Can Wipe You Out. 199 00:10:08,743 --> 00:10:11,207 Not If You Plan Well. 200 00:10:11,207 --> 00:10:15,739 Last Year, I Found A Shirt And A Tie Packaged Together. 201 00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:17,109 I Gave Him The Tie For Father's Day 202 00:10:17,109 --> 00:10:18,815 And Saved The Shirt For His Birthday. 203 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:26,397 The Shirt Was Too Small 204 00:10:26,397 --> 00:10:31,402 And Then Rudy Took My Tie And Used It For A Jump Rope. 205 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:34,742 You're Demanding Presents From Your Children. 206 00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:39,543 All I'm Asking You All To Do Is Think. 207 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:41,045 Think. 208 00:10:41,045 --> 00:10:43,213 Think About What? 209 00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:45,349 I Don't Know. 210 00:10:45,349 --> 00:10:47,217 About Who I Am 211 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:49,053 And What I Am. 212 00:10:49,053 --> 00:10:51,747 You've Lived With Me Your Whole Life 213 00:10:51,747 --> 00:10:56,193 And You Buy Presents Like You Met Me Yesterday. 214 00:10:58,486 --> 00:10:59,988 Yeah, But Dad 215 00:10:59,988 --> 00:11:02,490 Are You Serious About This? 216 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:05,994 Look At Me. 217 00:11:05,994 --> 00:11:11,184 Would You Go Out In The Street Looking Like This? 218 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:13,601 There's The Difference-- I Would. 219 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:16,189 I Would Go Outside Looking Like This 220 00:11:16,189 --> 00:11:19,007 Because My Children Bought This For Me 221 00:11:19,007 --> 00:11:20,508 And I Love Them. 222 00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:22,043 One Day 223 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:23,878 You'll Become A Father 224 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:28,190 And You'll Get All Of These Things For Father's Day 225 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:32,754 Because I'll Come Over And Sell These To Your Children. 226 00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:34,823 I'd Like To Get You Better Things 227 00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,558 But I Don't Have The Money. 228 00:11:36,558 --> 00:11:40,189 I'm Not Talking About An Apartment Building. 229 00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:43,192 Just A Simple Bouquet Of Flowers. 230 00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:45,189 Okay, I'll Get You Flowers. 231 00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:47,502 No, Dad. I Understand. 232 00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:48,837 And Dad 233 00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:50,071 Sorry About That Tie. 234 00:11:50,071 --> 00:11:54,008 Somewhere There's A Suit That Goes With This Tie. 235 00:11:54,008 --> 00:11:56,185 But Don't Get The Suit! 236 00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:00,189 Dad's Right. 237 00:12:00,189 --> 00:12:03,192 We've Done A Lousy Job For Father's Day. 238 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:06,821 Mom Once Gave Me $20 To Buy Him A Present. 239 00:12:06,821 --> 00:12:09,189 I Bought Myself A $16 Bracelet 240 00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:12,127 And Got Him $4 Cuff Links. 241 00:12:12,127 --> 00:12:16,187 All Kids Are Like That On Father's Day. 242 00:12:16,187 --> 00:12:19,184 We Could Be The First Kids In History 243 00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:22,189 To Get Our Father Something He Could Use. 244 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:24,184 We'll Be Like Pioneers. 245 00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:26,074 Let's Start Looking Today. 246 00:12:26,074 --> 00:12:27,186 Are You Kidding? 247 00:12:27,186 --> 00:12:29,077 It's A Great Idea. 248 00:12:29,077 --> 00:12:30,191 I'll Ask Mom 249 00:12:30,191 --> 00:12:33,191 If She'll Take Us Shopping After School. 250 00:12:33,191 --> 00:12:37,189 I'm Getting Him Tennis Balls, And I Don't Care What They Cost. 251 00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,448 Mom, You Look Tired. 252 00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:59,293 I Don't Know Why I Should. 253 00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:00,640 I've Only Spent Hours 254 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,473 Tramping Through Every Store In New York City. 255 00:13:03,473 --> 00:13:06,443 Mom, Think Of The Look On Dad's Face 256 00:13:06,443 --> 00:13:08,946 When He Gets The Perfect Gift. 257 00:13:08,946 --> 00:13:10,580 May I Help You? 258 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,449 Where Are Your Tennis Balls? 259 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:14,751 We Don't Carry Tennis Balls. 260 00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:17,320 Schmiddhauer's Is A Specialty Store. 261 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,689 We're Buying Gifts For My Husband. 262 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:24,795 Would You Like To See Some Of Our Popular Christmas Items? 263 00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:26,696 This Is For Father's Day. 264 00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:28,949 Avoiding The Rush? 265 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,941 I Think We'll Just Browse. 266 00:13:32,941 --> 00:13:34,404 Excuse Me. 267 00:13:34,404 --> 00:13:36,440 How Much Is This? 268 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,408 $299.50. 269 00:13:38,408 --> 00:13:39,942 For A Tool Kit? 270 00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:42,679 It's The Complete Home Tool Kit. 271 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:46,944 I Saw This On Tv For $19.95. 272 00:13:46,944 --> 00:13:49,419 The Tools Are $19.95. 273 00:13:49,419 --> 00:13:53,356 The Schmiddhauer Name Is $280. 274 00:13:53,356 --> 00:13:55,592 I'll Just Take The Tools. 275 00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:57,494 They're Not Sold Separately. 276 00:13:57,494 --> 00:14:00,497 Theo, You're Not Getting Him Tools. 277 00:14:00,497 --> 00:14:01,898 I Might. 278 00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:04,943 If You Do, He'll Start Fixing Things. 279 00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:06,536 He Likes Fixing Things. 280 00:14:06,536 --> 00:14:08,638 He Also Likes You To Help. 281 00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:12,242 Theo, In This Box Are Your Weekends. 282 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,239 (Knocking) 283 00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:15,241 Come In. 284 00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:16,763 Dr. Huxtable? 285 00:14:16,763 --> 00:14:17,831 Oh, Mrs. Lee. 286 00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:21,168 I Brought My Husband In So You Can Talk. 287 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,070 Ben, This Is Dr. Huxtable. 288 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,938 Dr. Huxtable, My Husband, Ben. 289 00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:26,006 Ben, Hello. 290 00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:26,740 Nice Meeting You. 291 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,641 Good. 292 00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:28,876 I'll Wait Outside 293 00:14:28,876 --> 00:14:32,236 So You Can Get To Know Each Other. 294 00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:34,882 Make Yourself At Home. 295 00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:35,883 Thank You. 296 00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,718 Would You Like Coffee? 297 00:14:37,718 --> 00:14:39,236 Sure-- Cream, No Sugar. 298 00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:40,754 Your Wife Is Healthy. 299 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,856 You Must Be A Proud Man. 300 00:14:42,856 --> 00:14:45,959 Yeah. We've Waited For This Baby A Long Time. 301 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,245 You Must Be Tickled. 302 00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:48,241 You Got Kids? 303 00:14:48,241 --> 00:14:49,763 Yeah, Five. 304 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,098 All Right! 305 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,100 A Keep Them Barefoot And Pregnant. 306 00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:58,639 "Barefoot And Pregnant"? 307 00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,707 I'm An Old-Fashioned Guy. 308 00:15:00,707 --> 00:15:03,944 I Thought They Died Out Long Ago. 309 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,236 I've Done A Lot Of Things-- 310 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:10,017 Four Years In The Marines, Two Years On The Pipeline... 311 00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,986 But There's Nothing Like Having A Pregnant Wife 312 00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:15,822 To Really Prove Your Manhood. 313 00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:17,958 "Prove Your Manhood"? 314 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:22,062 I Told The Wife I Want To Have Lots Of Kids. 315 00:15:22,062 --> 00:15:25,098 Every One Of Them Will Know I'm The Boss. 316 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,633 Well, Mr. Lee... 317 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,236 The More Kids You Have 318 00:15:29,236 --> 00:15:31,772 The More People Will Tell You 319 00:15:31,772 --> 00:15:34,244 That You Are Not The Boss. 320 00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:38,237 Doc, I'm Telling You I'm The Boss. 321 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:43,808 The Days Of Being The Boss, The "Barefoot And Pregnant"-- 322 00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:45,329 That's 30 Years Ago. 323 00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:47,845 The Old-Fashioned Man Is Out. 324 00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:50,329 There's More To This Relationship 325 00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:52,331 Than Being The Boss. 326 00:15:52,331 --> 00:15:54,151 You're Not The Boss... 327 00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:55,252 Neither Is She. 328 00:15:55,252 --> 00:15:57,822 The Boss Will Be That Baby. 329 00:15:57,822 --> 00:16:00,825 I've Been Married 20 Years, Mr. Lee 330 00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:05,329 And Each Day, My Wife And I Grow Closer Together-- 331 00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:08,330 Mainly Because We're Afraid Of The Children. 332 00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:21,879 Cliff! 333 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:22,880 Hey! 334 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,881 Cliff! 335 00:16:23,881 --> 00:16:25,329 What's Going On? 336 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,985 You're Supposed To Be At The Hospital 337 00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,329 Making Your Rounds. 338 00:16:29,329 --> 00:16:30,334 Oh, Really? 339 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:33,824 You're Not Supposed To Be Home For Ten Minutes. 340 00:16:33,824 --> 00:16:35,826 What Kind Of Trick Is This? 341 00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:37,862 Go Stand Across The Street. 342 00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,329 I'll Wave To You... 343 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:40,831 Across The Street?! 344 00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:42,099 It's 18 Degrees! 345 00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:43,334 Honey, I'm Sorry. 346 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,334 Take This. Be Warm. 347 00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:48,906 (Knocking) 348 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:50,841 What Is Going On? 349 00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:55,646 Cliff, The Kids Wanted To Surprise You For Father's Day. 350 00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:56,947 They Did. 351 00:16:56,947 --> 00:16:58,816 They Went Out Today 352 00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,818 And Bought Me Presents? 353 00:17:00,818 --> 00:17:02,820 They Shopped All Afternoon 354 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,337 From Store To Store. 355 00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:06,257 I Have Great Kids. 356 00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:07,336 Yes, You Do. 357 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:09,329 What Did They Get Me? 358 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,761 Quick! 359 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:11,896 Okay. 360 00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,831 Put This Around Your Neck. 361 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:14,899 Get Outside 362 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:17,329 And Wait Till I Call You. 363 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,329 Will Ralph Edwards Be Here? 364 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:21,939 Kids, Come Downstairs! 365 00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:23,808 Is He Home? 366 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:26,334 No, But He'll Be Here Soon. 367 00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:28,179 Okay, Everybody Get Ready. 368 00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:30,336 I Forgot To Sign The Card! 369 00:17:30,336 --> 00:17:32,334 I Think I Hear Him. 370 00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:35,653 Surprise! 371 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:38,155 Happy Father's Day! 372 00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:41,659 Oh, You Shouldn't Have! 373 00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:44,995 You Made Us. 374 00:17:44,995 --> 00:17:48,799 Golly... This Is Really Wonderful! 375 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,801 Open Them! Open Them! 376 00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:52,803 Okay! Okay! 377 00:17:54,805 --> 00:17:56,330 Ah, Boy... 378 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,775 Okay... 379 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,981 "To A Great Dad On Father's Day-- 380 00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:05,749 "Even Though It Isn't. 381 00:18:05,749 --> 00:18:06,884 Love, Vanessa." 382 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:08,752 I Hope You Like It. 383 00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:10,788 You Know I Will. 384 00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:11,856 Think! 385 00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:13,190 Think! 386 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,334 There's More! 387 00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,099 Yeah. 388 00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:31,329 It's The Complete Home Weather Station. 389 00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:34,329 I Have Nothing Like This. 390 00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:35,846 Dad, You're Always Asking 391 00:18:35,846 --> 00:18:37,848 "What's It Like Out There?" 392 00:18:37,848 --> 00:18:39,331 This Will Tell You. 393 00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:40,784 Uh-Huh. 394 00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:41,785 Thank You. 395 00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:43,329 Happy Father's Day. 396 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:44,722 That's Mine. 397 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:46,329 This Is You? 398 00:18:46,329 --> 00:18:47,758 Yeah. 399 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:48,926 All Right. 400 00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:52,332 "Dear Daddy, It's Not A Tie..." 401 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,864 All Right! 402 00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:55,329 "...Love, Denise." 403 00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:57,329 "It's Not A Tie." 404 00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:58,836 All Right! 405 00:18:58,836 --> 00:19:00,271 Okay... 406 00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:02,861 It's An Electric Ice Cream Scooper. 407 00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:04,474 Oh... Yeah. 408 00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:05,565 This Part Warms Up 409 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:06,446 So You Won't Hurt Your Wrist 410 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,446 When You're Scooping Ice Cream. 411 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:09,446 Thank You. 412 00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:10,968 Do You Like It? 413 00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,069 I Love It! 414 00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,038 Here You Go, Dad. 415 00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:15,973 All Right, Now. 416 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:17,007 Read The Card. 417 00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:18,446 Oh. 418 00:19:20,944 --> 00:19:26,216 "Gonna Be A Father? It Will Cost You A Pretty Note. 419 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,951 Rock-A-Bye, Baby." 420 00:19:27,951 --> 00:19:31,446 They Didn't Have Father's Day Cards. 421 00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:32,923 All Right. 422 00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,135 Slippers. 423 00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:45,130 They're Not Just Slippers, Dad. 424 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,788 When You Go Outside In The Morning 425 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:50,457 And Get The Paper When It's Raining... 426 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,558 Just Do This. 427 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,593 Rubbers. 428 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,461 All Right! 429 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,130 All Right! 430 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,600 Rubber Slippers! 431 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,130 Here, Daddy. 432 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:04,004 And Where's Your Card? 433 00:20:05,131 --> 00:20:06,540 No Card. 434 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,941 All Right. 435 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:11,130 (Humming Fanfare) 436 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,748 Tennis Balls! 437 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,551 I Hope They're The Right Size. 438 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:21,722 Yes, I'm Sure They're The Right Size. 439 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:25,133 I Looked In Your Closet. There Was Only One Left. 440 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:29,596 You Know, They're The Right Size! 441 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:31,498 Cliff? 442 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,533 Oh..! 443 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:34,935 Now We're Cooking. 444 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:42,609 "Dear Cliff: No Gift Could Ever Equal 445 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,136 "What You've Given To All Of Us. 446 00:20:46,136 --> 00:20:47,981 Love, Clair." 447 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,130 Oh, No... 448 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,787 It's An Early Edition Of The Debates 449 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:56,657 Between Abraham Lincoln And Stephen Douglas. 450 00:20:56,657 --> 00:20:57,925 This Is Great. 451 00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,130 Thank You. 452 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,132 You Know... 453 00:21:00,132 --> 00:21:02,796 These Are The Greatest Christmas Presents 454 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,132 I've Ever Gotten For Father's Day. 455 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:08,130 And The Thing About It Is 456 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,130 You All Did It By Thinking. 457 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:12,573 Thank You. 458 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:15,130 Happy Father's Day! 29775

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