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Captioning made possible by
the U.S. Department of education
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back from a triumphant
day of shopping.
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Get everything
you wanted?
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No.
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Mmm. Hoagie.
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So what happened?
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We had a fight
in Grendel's department store.
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About what?
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Mega-woman.
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Mega what?
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Mega-woman.
She's a doll.
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She can Stop laser beams
and walk through walls.
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She has a galactic necklace,
a power ring
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and an anti-matter suit.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I imagine
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these items are sold separately?
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And not only that
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there's a whole family of them.
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There's mega-girl
and mega-boy.
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She's married to mega-man
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and they drive around
in a mega-mobile.
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You should see
what they cost.
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Mega-bucks.
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A little doll this size
cost $9.00.
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I said, "Rudy, I just
bought you a doll.
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I'm not buying
another one."
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Rudy had a mega-fit.
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And I'm sure
you took out
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your anti-fit
galactic shield
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and saved the day.
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Yes, I did.
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Guess who
called today.
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Who?
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I'll give you a hint.
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"is this doctor heathcliff
'combustible' huxtable?"
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Oh, no.
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You don't mean
colonel Turner?
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Colonel Sanford B.
"Tailwind" Turner.
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You want some mustard?
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Gahhhh!
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Vanessa took the message.
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He said he would call
sometime After lunch
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and I know
he wants a rematch.
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You're not
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considering running
against this man again?
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Absolutely.
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You have such a short memory.
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Last year after that race,
you spent three days in bed
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and I had to
fill the ice packs
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and I didn't get any sleep
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because every time
you turned over
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I had to hear
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"Oh, Clair, my legs.
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My legs, Clair.
Clair, my legs."
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That was then.
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I have been working out,
and I am in shape.
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Look at me.
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You look good.
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Okay.
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Can I have
a napkin?
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A napkin?
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I am lean
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and mean.
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So why ruin that...
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why ruin it by racing?
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The only thing I'm going to ruin
is his pride.
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You did that
last year
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when you won.
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We didn't win.
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It was a tie.
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No, it wasn't.
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You won.
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Hey.
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Denise, the relay race
I ran last year--
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who won?
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Nobody. It was a tie.
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I told you it was a tie.
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It was not.
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It was.
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Don't listen to her.
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She couldn't even see
the finish line.
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Then we'll play the tape
of the race.
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We don't
have to.
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We don't have
to play the tape.
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Denise!
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I told you never to say
it was a tie.
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Not the tape.
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We watched it last night.
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We don't need
to see it again.
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Yeah, dad,
I was mistaken.
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We've seen this tape
1,000 times.
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Is it still
in one piece?
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Sit down.
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Now...
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turn this thing on,
and there.
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Do you know
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I had a 40-yard lead
on him
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and he still
caught me.
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Clair:
Watch this.
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Look!
You're winning.
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No, no.
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You're
winning.
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No, not yet.
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Slow it down.
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⪠Da ta-da Ta-da Ta-da âª
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bow!
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You won!
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Tie!
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It was a tie.
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You won.
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Okay, I'll
run it again.
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No!
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Dad, no!
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Hey.
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How you
doing?
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I just ran
a tape of my race.
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How come nobody called me?
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Sit down.
I'll run it again.
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I can't.
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I'm going to cockroach's.
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I'll drive you.
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Bye.
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I'm looking at
the shape I was in then
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and I can see how he caught me.
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But this year, I am ready.
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What are you trying to prove?
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You're a bunch of
middle-aged men
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trying to recapture your youth.
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You're as young as you feel.
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It's all in the mind.
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Then that's where I'll put
the ICE packs next time.
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( telephone
ringing )
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That's him.
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If you want to race,
you race.
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But I'm out of it.
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Out of it?
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O-u-t of it.
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( ring )
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Huxtable residence.
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Is this heathcliff huxtable?
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Is this
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tailwind Turner?
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The man I fought off
in the relay race last year?
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These are
the rules of TRACK:
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Whoever crosses
the finish line first
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is the Winner.
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That was me.
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I have news for you.
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I'm in shape this year.
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We're not competing.
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I want you to run with me
for Charity.
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Do what?
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Scott Oakley can't run.
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Will you replace him
in the relay?
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Hold the phone just one second.
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Dear, he doesn't want
to run against me.
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He wants me to run...
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but he wants me
to run...
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it's you and me together?
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Together at the Penn relays.
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What leg?
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Anchor leg.
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Just a minute.
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He wants me
to run anchor leg.
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Dear, that's the leg
of honor and glory.
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In the pe...
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who are we running against?
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That's the beautiful part.
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You're running against
Charlie Stevenson.
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Charlie Stevenson set
the conference record
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in the southeast
when we were in college.
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When did you see him last?
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It's got to be 30 years,
I guess, when I saw him.
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He was about five-ten,
weighed 160 pounds
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and all legs.
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That's what I remember.
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Now he's five-Ten both ways.
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Really?
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I need some time
to think it over.
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I need to know now.
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I accept.
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Welcome aboard.
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Thank you.
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Dear...
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tailwind Turner
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the fastest man
in the world
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is going to hand off to me
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combustible huxtable.
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The fastest man in the universe.
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Fast?
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Fast.
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Faster than the speed of light?
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Faster than the speed of light.
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Good, then you'll be
too fast for the camera
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and there won't be
a tape.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi.
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Ohh...
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ahh.
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Bet you could run fast.
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I've been known to do that.
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You know who else can run fast?
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Who?
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Mega-woman.
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I don't know her.
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You would like her.
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She can Stop
laser beams...
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really?
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And breathe underwater.
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Oh, she's a fish.
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No, she's a woman
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like me.
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Can I have her?
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How much does she cost?
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Nine dollars.
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Whoa, that's a lot of money.
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If you get me this
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you'll never have to get me
anything else again.
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If I buy you this mega-woman
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I don't have to buy you
another gift or anything
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for the rest of my life?
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Right.
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I like this deal.
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Yes, indeed.
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Hi.
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Oh, there's mom.
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We'll see what she...
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no, no.
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You don't want me to ask
Mom about mega-woman?
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Aw, Dad.
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Rudy, I already told you
no mega-woman.
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I'll pay for it.
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You don't have a job.
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I'll get one.
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Doing what?
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Cleaning up my room.
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You already do that for free.
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We could pay Rudy
for doing extra housework.
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What's first?
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Paint the kitchen.
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No, no, no.
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You can start by helping me
clean the cupboards.
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Okay.
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I'll do it for
nine dollars.
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It pays 50 cents.
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I'll take that.
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I'm finished dusting.
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Good.
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Can I have my 25 cents now?
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As soon as I inspect your work.
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Theo, give me a dollar.
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For what?
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I cleaned your closet.
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Nobody asked you to.
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I did it.
You owe me a dollar.
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Rudy,
I'm not giving you a dollar.
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Then I'm messing it up.
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I'll mess you up.
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Get away
from me!
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All right, you two.
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No messing up the closet
or each other.
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Mom,
we're
back!
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That's not
the way we act.
You do.
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What's all this?
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Dad was acting weird
in the car.
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Weird?
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All I did
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was act the way
my children act sometimes
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when they're in the car
and I'm driving.
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She was
driving
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and I'm sitting on
the passenger side
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and I decided to
turn the radio up loud.
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I had the sound going
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so it's bouncing
all over the car.
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00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:04,464
I just
sat there
278
00:13:04,464 --> 00:13:06,931
and I was just...
279
00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:11,398
here's dad, okay?
280
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:18,364
People were
staring at him.
281
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,131
Sounds like you had fun.
282
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:22,231
You should have
seen dad.
283
00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:23,298
He was great.
284
00:13:23,298 --> 00:13:25,331
Talk slow. Talk slow.
285
00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:28,831
He was fast.
286
00:13:28,831 --> 00:13:30,498
Hello. What else?
287
00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,164
He was real handsome.
288
00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:34,031
Thank you very much.
289
00:13:34,031 --> 00:13:37,331
We were very proud
that he was our dad.
290
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:39,498
Until he got
into the car.
291
00:13:40,798 --> 00:13:42,898
Thank you
for the ride.
292
00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:46,931
I saw 19 today.
293
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:49,331
Nineteen?
294
00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:52,331
I was resting,
recovering from my 400
295
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:57,164
and this 19-year-Old boy
was running the quarter.
296
00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:58,498
Just practicing.
297
00:13:58,498 --> 00:14:00,931
And he went past me...
298
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,731
woosh.
299
00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:07,131
I just watched him.
300
00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:08,231
Nineteen.
301
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:11,631
And it had speed.
302
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:12,931
It had power.
303
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,998
It had bounce.
304
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:17,431
Nineteen.
305
00:14:18,864 --> 00:14:21,164
Cliff, do you want
to be 19 again?
306
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,998
Only if you'll
be 19 with me.
307
00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:28,364
Sure.
308
00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:30,631
The children could be 49.
309
00:14:38,831 --> 00:14:43,064
( huffing )
310
00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:44,064
Pow!
311
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:49,464
Ladies and gentlemen.
312
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:55,064
Tailwind Turner hands off
to combustible huxtable.
313
00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:56,198
Pow.
314
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:01,698
Look at that stride,
ladies and gentlemen.
315
00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:06,331
No one's ever seen a stride
on a man this old before.
316
00:15:06,331 --> 00:15:08,331
And ladies and gentlemen...
317
00:15:08,331 --> 00:15:09,098
kapow...
318
00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:10,031
cliff.
319
00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:10,864
Yes, dear?
320
00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:13,531
Honey, what time is it?
321
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:17,564
It's ten and a half hours
before the race.
322
00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:18,931
Pow.
323
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,131
Are you nervous?
324
00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:21,831
No. Just excited.
325
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:23,731
Hahhh!
326
00:15:23,731 --> 00:15:26,064
Are you disappointed that
the children won't be there?
327
00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:27,431
Oh, no.
328
00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:30,864
Because I asked dr. Morrison
to film the whole thing
329
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,564
from the time
I get on the field
330
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:36,264
to the time I take
my victory lap.
331
00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:39,064
So they can see it
whenever they want.
332
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:42,431
Or you can see it
whenever you want to.
333
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:45,231
I'm so excited about going.
334
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:49,231
I could run down
to philadelphia right now.
335
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:53,564
The only thing about it is
the speed limit is 55
336
00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:56,398
and I might get a ticket.
337
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,164
We have a long drive
tomorrow, honey.
338
00:16:00,164 --> 00:16:01,964
We have to start early.
339
00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:03,331
I don't need sleep.
340
00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:05,564
My body is well-tuned.
341
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,731
Pow!
342
00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:10,631
Yes, I must admit
you are looking good.
343
00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,064
How good?
344
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:21,431
You are looking...
345
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,864
real good.
346
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,831
Well, I'm sorry.
347
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:32,464
I'm an athlete.
348
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,598
Pow!
349
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:42,198
ANNOUNCER:
And they're off!
350
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,864
Thayer Davis is
challenging James Hodge.
351
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:52,198
Now Davis taking the lead
352
00:16:52,198 --> 00:16:54,764
for the Edward hurt team.
353
00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,631
Running second leg
for the hurt team
354
00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:00,698
is damira omoyami.
355
00:17:00,698 --> 00:17:02,698
For the tupperry team-
James Burnett.
356
00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:05,531
Let's go!
357
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:21,164
For the third leg
358
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:22,964
Sanford B. "Tailwind" Turner
359
00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:25,331
will take the baton
for the Edward hurt team.
360
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:28,131
He'll go against Larry James
of the tupperry team.
361
00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:35,931
Announcer:
The anchor legs of
the race will be run
362
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:39,531
by heathcliff huxtable
and Charlie Stevenson.
363
00:17:50,764 --> 00:17:55,398
Uh-oh! Larry James has injured
his leg.
364
00:17:55,398 --> 00:17:58,398
He's struggling to get
the baton to Charlie Stevenson.
365
00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:01,598
Huxtable moving out
to a big lead.
366
00:18:01,598 --> 00:18:03,564
Wait a minute.
367
00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:05,364
There seems
to be a substitution.
368
00:18:05,364 --> 00:18:18,698
It's a woman.
369
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,564
Huxtable has a sizeable lead. UÃ֖ O÷UÃñÃW wÃfmç3ggó
370
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:29,764
the anchor for tupperry
is coming on strong.
371
00:18:32,031 --> 00:18:33,898
Ladies and gentleman
372
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,698
she's going to catch huxtable.
373
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,698
She does it!
374
00:18:40,898 --> 00:18:42,898
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've just discovered
375
00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:44,898
the anchor for the tupperry team
376
00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:48,631
is three-time gold-Medalist
Valerie Briscoe-hooks.
377
00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:52,364
And Valerie Briscoe-hooks
crosses the finish line
378
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,998
ahead of heathcliff huxtable.
379
00:18:54,998 --> 00:18:57,564
The tupperry team wins the race.
380
00:19:00,564 --> 00:19:01,831
You!
381
00:19:11,298 --> 00:19:15,164
I can't believe that I ran
against an olympic champion.
382
00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:18,831
I think you should be
very proud of yourself.
383
00:19:18,831 --> 00:19:20,464
You ran a good race.
384
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:21,498
Yes, I did.
385
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:22,498
Yes,
you did.
386
00:19:22,498 --> 00:19:23,698
Yes, I did.
387
00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,498
My favorite part
was the look on your face
388
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,764
when you realized
it was a woman
389
00:19:28,764 --> 00:19:30,098
who had passed you.
390
00:19:30,098 --> 00:19:31,131
And then
391
00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:32,531
the look on your face
392
00:19:32,531 --> 00:19:35,598
when you realized the woman
was Valerie Briscoe-hooks.
393
00:19:35,598 --> 00:19:38,331
Well, they had to get
394
00:19:38,331 --> 00:19:41,398
a three-time
olympic medal Winner
395
00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:43,398
to beat me.
396
00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:48,098
And I want to know why
did that woman--
397
00:19:48,098 --> 00:19:49,464
when she passed me--
398
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,031
Pat me on my boom-boom?
399
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:57,298
Because she couldn't resist
that fine-tuned body.
400
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,998
How do you feel
about what they did to you?
401
00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:03,398
Are you kidding?
402
00:20:03,398 --> 00:20:05,431
Tailwind set me up so good.
403
00:20:05,431 --> 00:20:06,764
I looked at him.
404
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,131
I started laughing.
405
00:20:08,131 --> 00:20:09,698
I tell you what--
406
00:20:09,698 --> 00:20:11,698
for 30
seconds
407
00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:15,031
I thought the people
were cheering for me.
408
00:20:15,031 --> 00:20:18,764
And then the next 30 seconds,
I knew they were laughing at me.
409
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:23,331
I felt pretty
good about it.
410
00:20:23,331 --> 00:20:24,331
( knock )
411
00:20:24,331 --> 00:20:25,264
Yes?
412
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:26,264
Who is it?
413
00:20:26,264 --> 00:20:27,264
It's Rudy.
414
00:20:27,264 --> 00:20:28,264
Come in.
415
00:20:29,598 --> 00:20:32,098
Mega-woman wanted
to say good night.
416
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,964
Good night, mega-woman.
417
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:37,364
And how is mega-woman
enjoying her new home?
418
00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:40,864
She likes it, but she's lonely.
419
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:43,598
Why?
420
00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:46,031
She misses mega-boy,
mega-girl
421
00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:47,564
and mega-man.
422
00:20:50,664 --> 00:20:55,098
Well, we don't want mega-woman
apart from her family
423
00:20:55,098 --> 00:20:56,098
do we?
424
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:57,764
No.
425
00:20:57,764 --> 00:21:02,964
So I think thatttttrrow...
426
00:21:02,964 --> 00:21:04,331
yes?
427
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,931
You and I...
428
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,131
yes?
429
00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:10,198
Will get up and go
down to the toy store...
430
00:21:10,198 --> 00:21:11,231
yes.
431
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:13,564
And give her back
to her family.
432
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,764
No!
433
00:21:23,964 --> 00:21:27,264
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