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Vanessa?
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Go on and get
in your own bed now.
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I left $5 under your Pillow.
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Hi.
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Hey, how are
you doing?
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What time is it?
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5:15 a.M.
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Oh, goodness.
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You must be tired.
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Not tired enough
to sleep on top of my child.
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I said it was okay
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till you came home
from the hospital.
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Vanessa, honey.
Daddy's home.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
Come on.
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Hi,
daddy.
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Hi, dear.
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Go back
to your own bed.
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Do we have to?
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Yes, dear.
Bye-Bye.
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Just keep
on going.
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Dad?
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Is there really $5
under my Pillow?
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No.
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I knew it.
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I'm sorry.
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There you go, dear.
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Vanessa...
pick her up.
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Ohh.
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I am going to do some
Serious sleeping tonight.
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You've had deliveries
four nights in a row.
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Tonight was the worst, dear.
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I would finish one...
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get all washed up
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get ready to come home
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and a car would pull up--
varoom!
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One poor man Pulled up
without his wife.
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He had to drive
all the way back.
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Then a woman came walking in
on her own.
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Said she couldn't wait
for her husband
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who had passed out
in the middle of the freeway.
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So both of them started
to get ready at the same time.
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Oh, it's going
to be good sleep.
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Today is saturday.
Sleep as late as you want.
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You better
believe it.
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I'm going to get
into that bed
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and I'm going to sleep
until my eyes just pop open.
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And then I'm going
to wait Five minutes
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then I'm going to the sleep bank
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and I'm going to make
another withdrawal
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and sleep some more.
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Then I'll get up
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take my newspaper,
find a quiet room
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and just sit there
and read my paper in peace.
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( yawning )
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Phew!
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I'm giving you
one last chance
to forget about this.
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Cockroach,
in a good light
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you'll be
humiliated.
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You wish.
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If you say so.
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Theo:
Check out
this mustache.
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Cockroach:
I can't
even see it.
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I can't
see yours.
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Then how come
Tracey Darnell
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is going out
with me tonight?
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Because we're
double-dating.
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She's using you
to look at my mustache.
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She'd better bring
a magnifying glass.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, fellas.
How are you?
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Listen, listen, listen.
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Theo, Walter--
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looking at
the two of you
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I've noticed something
about you that's more manly.
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Thanks.
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One of us more
than the other?
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No, no, no.
It's equal masculinity.
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Thanks, dad.
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You're
welcome.
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He only said that
'cause you're his son.
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He meant
my mustache
and your feet.
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(⪠soul music âª)
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Hey, Dad.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Why do you
have on two radios?
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It gives a richer sound,
Dr. Huxtable.
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If you position them right,
you get truer tonality.
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It's like
you're there.
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Do you have to
take me with you?
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Sorry.
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Where's mom?
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She had to leave
for the office.
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Does your father
always sleep this late?
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He's been working
nights this week.
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He might be
in a low energy cycle.
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A low energy Cycle?
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Yeah. You should
get your biorhythms checked.
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Robert and
I did.
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There was a man outside
Laytham's department store
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in a Booth.
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Booth?
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We gave him
our astrological signs
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time of birth
and favorite colors.
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And what else?
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$2 apiece.
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I promised Vanessa
I'd pay her back.
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Are you on a low cash cycle?
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That's a good one,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Yeah, thank you.
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He fed the information
into a computer
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and a few seconds later,
we got these charts.
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They prove
what we've thought all along--
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we're right for each other.
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You and mrs. Huxtable should go
to the biorhythm Booth
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and get your charts made.
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I'd be glad to
help you read them.
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Robert, it sounds like
you are peaking on generosity.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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And I'm organically
and cosmically in synch
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with What is coming out
of your face.
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(⪠reggae music âª)
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi, hon.
How are you?
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I'd like you to meet
Eddie lakeheart.
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Eddie, how are you?
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Have a sit down.
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(⪠reggae music âª)
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I see you're watching
the all-music station.
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You're into reggae, huh?
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Yeah.
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⪠I say hey, man âª
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⪠I say you go down âª
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⪠and I say hey, man âª
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⪠B-R-R-r âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠I said hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠bo Ba BA boo Bee âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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⪠and you go down âª
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⪠I said you go down âª
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⪠I said we going down âª
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⪠reggae âª
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⪠I said âª
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⪠hey âª
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⪠I say and you say âª
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⪠you say âª
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⪠and we say âª
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⪠I said hey, man âª
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⪠B-R-R-r âª
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⪠Hey, man âª
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Elvin, I didn't know
you were here.
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I came over
to study.
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Nice to
see you.
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Hi, honey.
Hi, dad.
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Don't pay me
any mind.
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I just came
down here
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to find a quiet place
to read my paper.
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That's all.
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Sondra, would you please
pass me the Marker?
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Thank you.
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Would you like
it back, Sondra?
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No, Elvin
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I would not
like it back.
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Dr. Huxtable
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you should know--
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Sondra's upset with me.
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00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,098
Again?
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Daddy, you know how Elvin
is always late?
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And how you always get angry
with him for that.
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Today I decided
to teach him a lesson.
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I picked him up
two hours late
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so he'd know
how it feels.
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And he didn't get mad.
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If I could get angry,
this wouldn't happen.
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I'm really sorry
to get you involved in this.
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No, no.
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It's quite All right.
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You're probably peaking
on anger in your biorhythms.
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What?
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Whatever you're trying
to work out
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eventually you will.
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Thanks, Dr. Huxtable.
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Sondra, do you care
enough about me
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to try to
work it out?
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No, Elvin, I don't.
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Okay, I understand.
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Elvin,
I didn't mean that.
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I care about you
a great deal.
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I said that
to make you mad.
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Oh.
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We're going to have
to work on this.
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You're going to work
on it now?
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It's important to examine
these emotions
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while we're in the moment.
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Okay, honey.
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All right, dear.
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Elvin, you can straighten
all this up for two dollars.
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( cartoons )
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Hi.
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Hi!
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Aren't you supposed
to have permission
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to sit up here
and watch Tv?
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Mommy said we could.
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She did?
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Yes.
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She said if we were quiet
while you were asleep
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when you got up,
we could watch tv here.
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You slept a long time.
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Want to watch cartoons with us?
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No, thank you.
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Where are you going?
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I don't know.
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(⪠music âª)
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( knocking )
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( knocking )
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Who is it?
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Clair:
It's me.
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How do I know
it isn't one of my children
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Imitating my wife's voice?
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It's me.
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If it is you,
then where did we eat
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the night you graduated
from law school?
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Michael and Ennio's.
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Wrong.
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It was Mariani's.
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It was not.
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Okay, okay.
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How could you forget that?
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Don't put me in a headlock.
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Oh, come in.
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Hurry up
before the children...
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come on.
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When I called
from the office
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and found out
how many people were here
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I decided to stop for pizza.
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I knew you'd be hiding.
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Did the children
see you come down here?
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Oh, no.
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Good.
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I waited until they were feeding
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then I grabbed the only pizza
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with black olives, anchovies
and sausage
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sneaked out the back door
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and came
in through
the entrance
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to your office.
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You are a genius.
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And I am a genius
because I married you.
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Cliff, you think we should
tell the kids we're down here?
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Are you drunk?
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( knocking )
265
00:14:21,398 --> 00:14:23,431
Dr. Huxtable,
are you in there?
266
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,764
Elvin.
267
00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:27,831
( knocking )
268
00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:29,064
Dr. Huxtable?
269
00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:31,698
I'm in here
with a patient right now.
270
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,998
I'm getting ready
to deliver a baby.
271
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,731
It's really
important.
272
00:14:35,731 --> 00:14:37,598
No, it can't be that important
273
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:41,031
because the woman is going
to deliver any second now.
274
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:43,431
So you have to go back upstairs.
275
00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:45,031
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
276
00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,164
Hi, mrs. Huxtable.
277
00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:49,064
Eddie was going to
give me a ride home
278
00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:52,431
But he can't because your
car is blocking his car
279
00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:53,931
in the driveway.
280
00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:56,398
I'll get the keys.
You can move it.
281
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:58,098
Sondra got your extra keys.
282
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,764
We tried to start it,
but nothing happened.
283
00:15:00,764 --> 00:15:02,131
Just push it aside
284
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,964
and I'll have my mechanic
look at it tomorrow.
285
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:06,998
Your mechanic works on Sunday?
286
00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:08,531
We'd better move it now.
287
00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:12,431
I'm really sorry about this,
Dr. Huxtable.
288
00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:13,464
Oh!
289
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:14,798
So this is where
290
00:15:14,798 --> 00:15:17,664
the anchovy, black Olive
and sausage pizza went.
291
00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:19,898
Do you mind
if I just...
292
00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:20,998
Elvin.
293
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,798
I've stayed too long.
294
00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:35,364
Gentlemen.
295
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:36,464
Hi, mrs. Huxtable.
296
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:37,364
Hi, mrs. Huxtable.
297
00:15:37,364 --> 00:15:38,864
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
298
00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:42,164
Are you all
wearing my clothes?
299
00:15:42,164 --> 00:15:44,531
That's a good one,
Dr. Huxtable.
300
00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:45,664
Thank you.
301
00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:47,731
We all went home
and changed.
302
00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:48,931
How's the car?
303
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:50,664
It's fine.
Everything's fixed.
304
00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:55,031
Well, since you all are
dressed up and looking smooth
305
00:15:55,031 --> 00:15:57,731
I guess you're going someplace,
are you?
306
00:15:57,731 --> 00:16:00,631
Vanessa and I are going
to a school dance.
307
00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:02,298
It's not a formal
308
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:03,964
but we like
to look good.
309
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,298
Sondra and I are
taking Rudy to see
the Alvin ailey dance company.
310
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,131
Eddie, are you
taking Denise out?
311
00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:11,464
Yes, ma'am.
312
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:13,064
Well, good.
313
00:16:13,064 --> 00:16:16,098
I guess I'd better go
check on everyone.
314
00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:18,398
You know,
when my girls were little
315
00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:20,631
and I'd hold them in my arms
316
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,564
I always knew
They would date boys
317
00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:28,498
but I never figured
They would be this handsome.
318
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:30,598
Whoa!
319
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,731
Bye, dad.
320
00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:33,064
No, no, no.
321
00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:34,998
Come here.
322
00:16:34,998 --> 00:16:37,831
Now you know this is
a special occasion.
323
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,898
Yeah.
324
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,131
You know I want
to see this.
325
00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:42,098
So turn around.
326
00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:47,964
Yes...
327
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:51,164
I think a handshake
is in order for this
328
00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:54,164
and I hope you have
a wonderful time.
329
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:54,964
Thanks, Dad.
330
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:56,164
Wait, wait, wait.
331
00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:58,864
I also think that
we should have--
332
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,898
instead of five
333
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,898
since This is
so special--
334
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,331
we should have ten.
335
00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:05,198
All right.
336
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:11,531
No, no, ten.
337
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:17,498
No, no, no.
338
00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:18,898
Come on,
drop it.
339
00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:20,398
Dad, come on.
340
00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:21,964
Come on, lower it.
341
00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:26,631
Ohhh!
342
00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:30,031
Let me see yours.
343
00:17:30,031 --> 00:17:31,831
Let me see.
344
00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:33,731
Wooo.
345
00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:36,731
Wooo.
346
00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:40,064
Used to do that myself
when I went to the dances
347
00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:41,831
and I wanted
to look older.
348
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,264
I'd take
the mascara pencil
349
00:17:43,264 --> 00:17:45,164
and make the mustache.
350
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,364
( doorbell )
351
00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,398
COCKROACH:
It's them!
352
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:49,098
Dad, please
don't say anything.
353
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,164
Don't say anything?
354
00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:51,131
I'll do anything
for you.
355
00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:52,031
Anything.
356
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,031
I never said...
357
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,198
I'll do
anything.
358
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,631
Please, Please,
please, dad.
359
00:17:56,631 --> 00:17:58,364
You know me.
360
00:17:58,364 --> 00:17:59,498
I know you.
361
00:17:59,498 --> 00:18:00,998
Please,
don't say anything.
362
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,698
Okay, okay,
you promise.
363
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,131
No, I didn't
promise.
364
00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:06,798
I don't have to promise,
I'm the father.
365
00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:09,231
Bye, dad.
366
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:10,364
No, no,
no, no, no!
367
00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:11,831
I have to meet
the young ladies.
368
00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,831
So bring
the young ladies in.
369
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,498
Please
bring them in.
370
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,231
Happy to meet you.
371
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:18,698
This is my dad,
Dr. Huxtable.
372
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,964
This is Tracey
and Linda.
373
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:21,298
Tracey,
how are you?
374
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:21,964
Fine.
375
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:22,798
And Linda.
376
00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:24,131
Nice to meet you.
377
00:18:24,131 --> 00:18:25,431
I must tell you
378
00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:28,298
that you are going out
with some Very manly men.
379
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:29,464
Yeah.
380
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:30,464
Oh, yes...
381
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:31,564
we're going
to be late.
382
00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:32,964
No, no,
wait, wait.
383
00:18:32,964 --> 00:18:34,464
I just wanted
to tell you
384
00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:37,464
when I went out
to dances at this age
385
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,664
I used to take...
386
00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:39,898
we have to go.
387
00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:42,298
Wait, wait,
the one thing I wanted to say...
388
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:43,498
well, go ahead.
389
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,998
Just have
a good time.
390
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,831
I hope it doesn't
rain on your face.
391
00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,298
I'm ready.
392
00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:58,198
Look at all these
beautiful people.
393
00:18:58,198 --> 00:18:59,864
I want to take a picture.
394
00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:02,131
Dad, we don't
want to be late.
395
00:19:02,131 --> 00:19:03,331
It's
all right.
396
00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:04,598
How do
I look?
397
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:05,598
Good.
398
00:19:05,598 --> 00:19:06,698
How do
I look?
399
00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:07,698
Good.
400
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:08,998
What about us?
401
00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:09,698
Good.
402
00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:10,698
How about me?
403
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:11,431
Good.
404
00:19:11,431 --> 00:19:12,431
How do I look?
405
00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:13,431
Good.
406
00:19:13,431 --> 00:19:14,531
Denise, come on!
407
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,264
I want to take a picture.
408
00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:17,398
How do I look?
409
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,464
Good!
410
00:19:18,464 --> 00:19:20,264
All right,
everybody.
411
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:21,398
Say
412
00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:22,664
'newmonnoids'.
413
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:23,798
newmonnoids!
414
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:25,864
Ah! All right.
415
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:26,931
This is something
416
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:28,698
I will Cherish
the rest of my life.
417
00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:30,598
Now all of you,
get out.
418
00:19:30,598 --> 00:19:31,631
Bye, dad.
419
00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:33,131
Good night, Dr. Huxtable.
420
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,164
Good-Bye.
421
00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:35,631
Good night.
422
00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:41,964
Yea!!
423
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:43,964
now!
424
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:47,698
Oh, to sit here
425
00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:50,464
in my house--
426
00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:54,264
Oh, it's so
wonderful, dear--
427
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:57,731
and Read my paper.
428
00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:00,098
Of course,
by this time now
429
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,098
this is not news.
430
00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:04,498
May I turn on the tv?
431
00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:07,898
You may turn on our tv.
432
00:20:07,898 --> 00:20:09,098
Thank you.
433
00:20:10,464 --> 00:20:13,164
A week before mating,
the male peruvian sand cricket
434
00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:15,598
gathers small sticks
and blades of Grass
435
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:18,198
which he uses to build
a hut-like nest.
436
00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:21,098
In this hut,
the mating will take place.
437
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:23,264
To lure the female
into the hut
438
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,764
the CRICKET rubs
his hind legs together
439
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:28,031
producing a loud,
crackling sound.
440
00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:31,131
( chirping crickets )
441
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:34,098
Although irritating
to nearby villages
442
00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:35,898
to the female sand cricket
443
00:20:35,898 --> 00:20:38,331
it is an alluring,
seductive love song.
444
00:20:38,331 --> 00:20:42,398
Drawn to the hut, the female
enters shyly at first
445
00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:43,831
But once inside
446
00:20:43,831 --> 00:20:48,064
the male courts her
with a ritualistic mating dance.
447
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:51,131
Then mating begins.
448
00:20:51,131 --> 00:20:53,731
As the MATING process
nears completion
449
00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:55,931
a curious thing happens.
450
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:58,498
The female flips the male over
451
00:20:58,498 --> 00:20:59,798
pins him down
452
00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:01,798
and Eats him alive.
453
00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,531
Now wait a minute.
454
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,298
I've got to see this.
455
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:09,231
Leaving only
the male's legs behind
456
00:21:09,231 --> 00:21:12,164
the female
backs out of the hut
457
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:13,398
knocks it down
458
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,731
and Dances on top of it.
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