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"I gave my cat
a ball of ya..."
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ya...
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daddy?
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Daddy!
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Hey, what's happening?
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What's this word?
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Which one?
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Uh... yarn.
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See.
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Ya-a-r-r-n-n.
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Yarn.
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Thanks.
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"I gave my cat
a ball of yarn."
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"She put it in her bask..."
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daddy.
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Where are you going?
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What is it?
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What's this word?
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B-a-a-s-s-k-e-t.
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B-a-a-s-k-e-t.
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Basket.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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"She pla..."
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daddy.
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What?
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What's this word?
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Why don't we
read this together?
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"She played with it all day."
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got it?
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"The end."
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All right.
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You want to read
something else?
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No, you're tired.
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Thank you.
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May I have a kiss,
please?
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Bye-Bye.
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Hey, dad.
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How you doing?
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How was basketball practice?
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I couldn't really concentrate.
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I kept thinking about
that math test today.
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Oh, yes,
mrs. Westlake.
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How did it go?
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It was a killer.
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Twenty questions,
no multiple choice
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and we couldn't even
use calculators.
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During the whole test
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you couldn't
hear anyone breathing.
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When the
bell rang
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everyone gave the test
to mrs. Westlake
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and left without saying a word.
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All right.
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Cockroach couldn't
leave his chair.
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He just sat there
shaking his head, saying:
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"I never got past number Three."
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( telephone ringing )
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I'll get it.
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Huxtable residence.
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Yes, he's here.
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Who's speaking?
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Hold on, mrs. Westlake.
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Dad, this is mrs. Westlake.
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Your mrs. Westlake?
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She's not my mrs. Westlake.
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She wants to talk to you.
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Okay.
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Hello, dr. Huxtable here.
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Yes, mrs. Westlake.
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How are you?
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You would?
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Well, fine.
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Sure.
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Why don't you come over here
for dinner?
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Dad, no!
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Don't do this to me.
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Do what to you?
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Give it to me.
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Yes.
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Sure, you can bring
your husband over.
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No, no.
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Just a minute, please.
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Are you landing an airplane
or something?
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Don't invite her here.
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It's too late, I already did.
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Now, listen, mrs. Westlake.
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Yes, my wife and I
would be so happy.
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6:30.
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Yes.
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We'll see you then.
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No, this will not
be anything fancy.
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Thank you very much.
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Bye-Bye.
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You didn't tell me
she had an accent.
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What did she say?
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She wanted to see me.
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It's the test.
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I blew it!
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You don't know that.
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Why not meet her at school?
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I thought it would be nicer
if she came here.
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But you didn't ask me.
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No, say that to me again.
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You didn't ask me if she
could come for dinner.
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Wait one second.
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Stay right here.
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Now, these are the bills.
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That's the water bill.
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This is the mortgage.
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This is the electricity.
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Your name is not
on any of these.
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Dinner is in two hours.
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Wash up.
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The water's all paid for.
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If I pay for the water,
would you call her back?
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No!
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Come on, go.
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Denise?
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Yeah?
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Come here.
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What's up?
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Denise, she's coming.
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Who?
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The creature teacher.
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Mrs. Westlake?
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Yes, she's coming here
for dinner tonight.
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Dad invited her.
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I'm sorry.
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What's the occasion?
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A math test.
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She's coming here
for a math test?
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What did you get?
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She's coming here.
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What do you think I got?
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Sounds pretty bad.
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Think I can break my arm
before dinner?
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How bad can it be?
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She'll only be here
a few hours.
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But what if
cockroach and the guys
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find out she was here?
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I'll have to live with it
for the rest of my life.
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Wherever I go
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I'll be known as the guy
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who had dinner
with mrs. Westlake.
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I'm sorry I'm going
to miss this.
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You won't be here?
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I'm going shopping with Monica.
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I need you
to take the pressure off me.
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Theo, I can't stay.
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Maybe she'll call and cancel.
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No way.
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She'll jump at this.
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A woman like her
never gets invited anywhere.
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Well, good luck.
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Thanks.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm putting hors D'oeuvres
down for the guests.
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Why?
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Because I always
put hors D'oeuvres out
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for the guests.
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Dad, this will make
the evening longer.
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Couldn't we just go to the table
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and start eating?
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If you'd like
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I'll just put the food
in a brown paper bag
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and have them eat it
out on the sidewalk.
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Fine with me.
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Now what are
you doing?
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I'm straightening
pillows.
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Mrs. Westlake
likes order.
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The first thing
she does everyday
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is make sure our desks
are in perfect rows.
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Really?
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I ought to show her your room.
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Dad, no!
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She stands in front of the class
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with her hair in a tight bun
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and glasses on her nose
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so she can look down on us.
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Must be rough.
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I pity her husband.
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I only spend one class
a day with her.
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He lives with her.
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He probably raises his hand
to go to the bathroom.
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( doorbell )
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Hello?
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Dr. Huxtable?
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Yes.
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Hi.
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This is
my husband.
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Hi, Jack westlake.
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Westlake?
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Yes.
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Theo!
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Come here, son.
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Mrs. Westlake?
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Hello.
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This is your teacher
with the bun in her head.
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Thank you.
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You have
a lovely home.
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Thank you.
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Theo, why don't
you sit down?
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on.
Join us, please.
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Why don't you
sit by me?
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I don't bite.
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Mrs. Westlake
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mrs. Huxtable and I
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are very, very happy
to meet you.
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Anna was very excited
about meeting you.
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Yes, I was.
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Your accent's lovely.
Where are you from?
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I'm from indiana.
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That's why I married him.
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I love the way he talks.
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No, mrs. Westlake.
Where are you from?
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Please call me Anna Maria.
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I'm from Brazil.
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Ah, Brazil.
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Nao falo bem portugues.
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Voce fala portugues.
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No.
Porque?
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Eu Fui AO BRASIL
POR dus semanas.
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No, we're not going
to do this tonight.
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We're going to talk
American tonight.
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I'm so sorry.
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( speaking portuguese )
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No, hey,
hey!
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That's it.
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( fake portuguese )
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What city are you from?
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From rio.
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Rio!
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Oh, that's my city.
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You have never been.
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Because my wife
won't let me go.
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If she ever
lets you go
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go during carnival.
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The whole city
is one big party.
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She took me last year.
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Kept me up
dancing all night.
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Mrs. Westlake?
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We were going to
go back this year
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but we may not
be able to.
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You're happy about that?
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We're happy about what
might keep us from going.
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Eu acho QUE estou gravida.
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Ay, para bem!
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Que barato!
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No, no, no, no.
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Anna Maria thinks
she's pregnant.
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Mrs. Westlake?
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Well, congratulations.
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Thank you.
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And I want you to be my doctor.
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Why didn't you say that?
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You didn't give me the chance.
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Well, I would be honored.
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Then you won't finish
the school year?
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Oh, no.
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If I'm pregnant
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the baby will come
in the summer.
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You'll teach next year?
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No. I'm taking a year off.
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Son, you were fortunate
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to get mrs. Westlake
when you did.
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Yes, dad.
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Very fortunate.
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Excuse me.
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This really is
a special occasion!
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Dad
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that is not the mrs. Westlake
I told you about.
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Who is it?
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That's mrs. Westlake.
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But not the mrs. Westlake
I know.
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I see.
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00:11:36,631 --> 00:11:37,598
First of all,
look at her.
279
00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:39,031
She looks good!
280
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,398
She's got her hair down
281
00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:43,064
got her glasses off.
282
00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,198
Dad, she's wearing makeup.
283
00:11:46,698 --> 00:11:48,564
She even said something funny.
284
00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:51,364
I can get "As"
From a woman like that.
285
00:11:52,631 --> 00:11:55,498
So what is your point?
286
00:11:55,498 --> 00:11:57,664
She can't fool me.
287
00:11:57,664 --> 00:11:58,698
I know what she's doing here.
288
00:11:58,698 --> 00:11:59,898
What?
289
00:11:59,898 --> 00:12:02,464
She didn't come here
because of that baby.
290
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:04,831
She's waiting for the right time
291
00:12:04,831 --> 00:12:08,098
to tell me what I got
on my math test.
292
00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:14,764
She wants to drop the bomb
on me in my own home.
293
00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:15,931
You see, dad
294
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,764
that would be
a dream come True for her.
295
00:12:18,764 --> 00:12:23,064
I've listened
to what you're saying.
296
00:12:24,531 --> 00:12:26,598
And I heard you.
297
00:12:26,598 --> 00:12:29,964
I thought about it,
and you know what I think?
298
00:12:29,964 --> 00:12:31,031
What?
299
00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:32,598
You're losing your mind.
300
00:12:34,264 --> 00:12:37,298
Are you making fun of me, dad?
301
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,798
No, you're doing
all of it yourself.
302
00:12:39,798 --> 00:12:41,698
Now come on
out here.
303
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,398
Clair:
How long did you
304
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,731
work in a diner?
305
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,031
All through
college.
306
00:12:48,031 --> 00:12:49,731
Tell them what you did
307
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:51,231
on the weekends.
308
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:53,098
I drove a taxi cab.
309
00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:54,698
You drove a cab?
310
00:12:54,698 --> 00:12:55,864
Yeah.
311
00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:57,764
The first night wasn't easy.
312
00:12:57,764 --> 00:13:00,931
A man got into my cab
and told me:
313
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,398
"to the airport,
and step on it."
314
00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:04,731
I thought to MYSELF:
315
00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:08,064
"Why do I have to
step on the airport?"
316
00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:11,031
he said:
317
00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:14,931
"Please, I need
to get there in a jiffy!"
318
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,131
and I said:
319
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:19,331
"This is not a jiffy.
It's a yellow cab."
320
00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:24,064
Did the man make it
to the airport?
321
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,064
Yes, but I
missed my flight.
322
00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:27,431
Cliff:
Aw!
323
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,864
(⪠humming
"isn't it romantic?" âª)
324
00:13:33,798 --> 00:13:35,764
So you worked
two jobs
325
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:37,798
while you were in college.
326
00:13:37,798 --> 00:13:40,698
Yeah, but I didn't mind
the work.
327
00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:42,131
I was in America.
328
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,598
I knew that if
I worked hard
329
00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:47,164
I could be
whatever I wanted.
330
00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:50,764
That's why I make you
work so hard.
331
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,664
Well, Theo
has said
332
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:56,931
that he gets an awful lot
of attention in your class.
333
00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:59,631
But I'm not saying I mind.
334
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,731
That's not
335
00:14:00,731 --> 00:14:01,831
what you said.
336
00:14:01,831 --> 00:14:05,098
He came home
the first day of school
337
00:14:05,098 --> 00:14:07,698
his face was like this.
338
00:14:08,398 --> 00:14:09,964
I have to tell.
339
00:14:09,964 --> 00:14:11,498
I have to tell.
340
00:14:13,631 --> 00:14:15,831
My son came Home--
341
00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:18,364
face was
like this.
342
00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:19,798
And he said:
343
00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:25,031
"Dad, the thing I was most
afraid of in my whole life
344
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,098
happened today."
345
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,764
I said, "What, son?"
346
00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:30,731
"I got
mrs. Westlake for math."
347
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,264
"And the first day, dad
348
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,064
she gave us homework."
349
00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:40,031
And what about
the second day of class?
350
00:14:40,031 --> 00:14:42,964
I knew he had
Not done his homework
351
00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:45,531
because when I asked
for volunteers
352
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,364
to go to the blackboard
353
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,964
he tried to hide behind
the person in front of him.
354
00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:53,398
I did that in biology class.
355
00:14:53,398 --> 00:14:55,064
It doesn't work.
356
00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:56,598
I know.
357
00:14:56,598 --> 00:15:00,198
That's why I always
sent you to the blackboard.
358
00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:02,331
I wanted you to know
359
00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,364
that I knew
you weren't prepared.
360
00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:07,664
I thought it might
make you study more.
361
00:15:07,664 --> 00:15:09,264
It did.
362
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:12,231
Now when you go
to the blackboard
363
00:15:12,231 --> 00:15:13,531
you do much better.
364
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:15,364
And the class sees this
365
00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:17,864
and they want to
do better, too.
366
00:15:17,864 --> 00:15:20,098
I don't know
if Theo knows it
367
00:15:20,098 --> 00:15:23,198
but he's lucky
to have a teacher like you.
368
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,298
Thank you.
369
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,598
I get excited
370
00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:29,931
when my students do the work
I know they can do.
371
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:34,064
I don't like it when children
take education for granted.
372
00:15:34,064 --> 00:15:35,698
That's why I'm tough.
373
00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:38,198
And I'll keep
being tough
374
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,531
even if it means
that they call me
375
00:15:41,531 --> 00:15:43,064
"The Dragon lady."
376
00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:52,131
Who calls you that?
377
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:55,564
All my students do.
378
00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:57,631
But I like that name.
379
00:15:57,631 --> 00:16:00,298
It means that
I'm doing my job.
380
00:16:00,298 --> 00:16:01,298
( beep )
381
00:16:01,298 --> 00:16:03,731
May I use
your phone?
382
00:16:03,731 --> 00:16:04,731
Of course.
383
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,864
Thank you.
384
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,031
Would you excuse me
just a little bit?
385
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,464
I'd like to talk
to you, Theodore
386
00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:11,731
in the other room.
387
00:16:11,731 --> 00:16:13,431
You would?
388
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,364
And make it
snappy.
389
00:16:15,364 --> 00:16:18,464
Dad, that's the
mrs. Westlake I know.
390
00:16:21,098 --> 00:16:23,564
You wanted to see me,
mrs. Westlake?
391
00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:25,964
Yes, Theodore.
Please sit here.
392
00:16:25,964 --> 00:16:27,598
Yes, mrs. Westlake.
393
00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,064
You know what?
394
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:33,998
I'm very glad that
I came here tonight.
395
00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:35,331
Me, too!
396
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:37,798
Maybe we can
do it again sometime.
397
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,831
Yes, I hope so, too.
398
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,098
You know what?
399
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:42,531
I love
your parents.
400
00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:44,731
They are very,
very nice.
401
00:16:44,731 --> 00:16:47,231
Thank you, mrs. Westlake.
402
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:53,664
Theodore, I want to talk
to you about the test today.
403
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:54,864
Oh.
404
00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:03,464
I brought it
with me
405
00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:06,864
but I didn't want
to give it to you
406
00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:09,198
in front of
your parents.
407
00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:11,598
Thank you,
mrs. Westlake.
408
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:17,464
Thank you.
409
00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:23,498
Open it.
410
00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:25,464
Do I have to?
411
00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:27,298
You don't have to.
412
00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:28,364
Open it.
413
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:31,198
Yes, mrs. Westlake.
414
00:17:35,531 --> 00:17:37,064
An 89!
415
00:17:38,398 --> 00:17:39,531
89?!
416
00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:42,398
I got an 89!
All right!
417
00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:52,031
I mean, uh...
418
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,764
I'm very pleased, mrs. Westlake.
419
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,831
So am I.
420
00:17:56,831 --> 00:17:58,564
This was a hard test.
421
00:17:58,564 --> 00:17:59,864
I know.
422
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:03,664
One student just got up to
problem number three.
423
00:18:05,098 --> 00:18:06,198
Really?
424
00:18:09,498 --> 00:18:10,631
Mom, dad...
425
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,364
mrs. Westlake
brought my test over.
426
00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:39,064
68.
427
00:18:39,064 --> 00:18:40,598
Oh, Theo!
428
00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:44,431
This is an 89!
429
00:18:49,064 --> 00:18:51,731
( knocking )
430
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,364
Come in.
431
00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:57,698
89.
432
00:18:57,698 --> 00:18:59,164
89!
433
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:03,164
Tell me the truth now.
434
00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:06,964
Didn't you wind up having
a wonderful time today?
435
00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:08,964
I have to admit,
I really did.
436
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:13,264
And since we won't have a test
for three weeks
437
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:15,131
I have less pressure on me.
438
00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:17,664
You studied for a whole week.
439
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:20,131
That's why you got the 89.
440
00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:25,064
You have a habit of knowing
when the test is coming
441
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,431
and Then waiting until
the night before.
442
00:19:28,431 --> 00:19:30,664
Then you
study.
443
00:19:30,664 --> 00:19:33,764
And you walk around the house,
yelling at people
444
00:19:33,764 --> 00:19:35,931
pencils sticking
out of your ears
445
00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:37,964
"Would you all be quiet?
446
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:40,231
I'm trying to study here!"
447
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,931
but I give you credit.
448
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,231
You're a genius.
449
00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:46,198
I am?
450
00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:47,264
Yeah.
451
00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:49,364
You would study
the night before--
452
00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:52,198
Read from chapter one
to chapter 20.
453
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,731
Inhale all of it
454
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:57,998
and then the next morning
go take the test and pass.
455
00:19:57,998 --> 00:19:59,231
Just pass.
456
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,164
That's right.
Just pass.
457
00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:03,831
Now, Dr. Newman,
my professor at school, said:
458
00:20:03,831 --> 00:20:05,798
"think of yourself
as an airplane."
459
00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:06,931
"You take off.
460
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:10,998
"you burn a lot of fuel
taking off.
461
00:20:10,998 --> 00:20:14,664
"But once you reach that height
and level off
462
00:20:14,664 --> 00:20:16,498
you burn less fuel."
463
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:17,831
Just level off.
464
00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:20,864
But the way
you used to do it
465
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:23,664
is you would take off
and land.
466
00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:25,064
Take off.
467
00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:26,431
And land.
468
00:20:26,431 --> 00:20:30,498
And the passengers were getting
jittery and nervous.
469
00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,031
You see?
470
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,298
Now that you've taken off
in math
471
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:37,531
you just need to study
to keep your altitude.
472
00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:39,631
I like that.
473
00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:41,198
Just because of that
474
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,264
I think you and I should
go on downstairs
475
00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:47,031
and we'll have
a little dessert.
476
00:20:47,031 --> 00:20:48,998
I don't know, dad.
477
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:53,898
You see, dessert
is like an airplane.
478
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:57,131
Once you get to
a certain weight
479
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,131
you have to cut
back on the fuel.
480
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,231
Yeah, but that's okay for me
481
00:21:08,231 --> 00:21:10,564
because I fly lower than you.
482
00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:11,964
Come on.
483
00:21:19,064 --> 00:21:22,698
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