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...a-t-e.
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Come on, Rudy.
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Okay.
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Come on,
come on.
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Okay.
That's it.
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Tangibility.
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Tangibility.
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T-a-n-g-I-b-I-l-I-t-y.
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Tangibility.
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You know
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what
it means?
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No, I just have to spell it.
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Vanessa,
what does q-N-g-h Spell?
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Nothing.
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Give me another word.
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What does z-r-b-t-t spell?
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Nothing!
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How come when you
spell it's a word
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and when I spell
it's nothing?
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Hey!
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Dad, I'm studying very hard
for the spelling test
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and she keeps asking
dumb questions.
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I don't
think
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anybody Asks dumb questions.
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What's your problem?
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What does z-r-b-t-t spell?
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Z-r-b-t-t spell?
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Uh...
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that's zurbitt.
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Zurbitt, uh...
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you know what I think
a zurbitt is?
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I just remembered.
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A zurbitt is this.
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( sputtering sound )
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That's a zurbitt.
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Yeah.
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( sputter )
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That's right.
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I zurbitt you.
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( sputter )
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I zurbitt you.
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( loud sputter )
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TV ANNOUNCER:
Besides alternating
your routine...
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hi.
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Hi, dear.
How was your day?
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It was excellent.
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I was going over
my calendar today
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and guess what I discovered.
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What's that?
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Tomorrow is the anniversary of
the day that you proposed to me.
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Oh...
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uh, the what?
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The anniversary of the day
you proposed to me.
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I proposed several times.
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I'm not counting the
times before you were 15.
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I mean at the lake
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when you put the ring
on my finger.
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That was special.
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Yes.
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And so, to commemorate
that special event
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tomorrow night you and I
are dining by candlelight
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at the golden Dove.
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My wife is taking me
out to dinner?
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Yes.
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Who-o-O-O-ho.
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To the golden Dove?
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Yes.
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Wh-o-O-O!
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Then the two of us
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should be dressed in
the finest of the finest
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and that restaurant
will never have seen
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two such beautiful creatures
in their lives.
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Don't worry,
I'll be gorgeous.
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Oh...
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and I will be
gorgeous-er than you.
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I am going to stop
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the people
in their tracks.
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Ha-ha!
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And I will be looking so good
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that the man will put me
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at a table in the center
of the restaurant by myself
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and put the spotlight on me!
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Whoo!
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Yes, but when the people look,
they're going to say:
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"Who is that smooth,
gorgeous Woman
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sitting next to that
pitiful man in the spotlight?"
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are you saying that you are
going to look smoother than me?
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That's what
I'm saying.
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Ha!
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You lie through your face.
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You wish!
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Would you like
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to have a "Smooth" Contest?
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You are challenging me
to a "Smooth" Contest?
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We'll get dressed, come down
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and we'll be judged to see
who is the smoothest?
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By whom?
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By our children.
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You're on.
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One thing:
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You can only wear
what is in your closet.
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You cannot go out shopping...
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for something new.
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Except for shoes.
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You think they'll win for you?
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These shoes are so smooth
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they could walk
down these stairs
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and win the contest
on their own.
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Yes!
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Cliff, get out.
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I came for the remote.
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Why can't you turn on
the television by yourself?
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I don't want to
walk to the tv.
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You would rather walk
all the way up here?
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I walked up here
because my remote is up here
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and a beautiful woman.
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With her new shoes.
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Get out.
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This is my bedroom, too.
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I don't want you to see how
smooth the competition is.
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You'll get your
feelings hurt and give up.
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Oh!
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Cliff!
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What's the matter?
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I just banged
my foot on that chest!
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Let me...
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ow!
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Dear, I didn't touch it.
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What did
you hit?
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I hit that toe
next to the little one.
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Bring it
down here, okay?
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Now just...
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( whimper )
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Come on, now.
Put it down.
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Okay, now...
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dear.
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Come on.
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Come on, look.
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This won't hurt.
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⪠Boop-ee-doo-be-doo
be-doop-ee-doop âª
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okay.
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All right,
now just wiggle it.
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Come on,
wiggle it.
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I am wiggling it.
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No, I mean move it.
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Cliff, I'm moving it!
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Don't get mad at me.
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It's not you.
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I'm mad at me
and that stupid chest!
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Everything is fine.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I'll put ice
on it and I'll be fi..!
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dear, you're
not all right.
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I'm fine.
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You're going to
the emergency room.
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This is not an emergency.
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Okay, walk.
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You're going to
the emergency room.
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No. Suppose they tell me
It's broken.
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If nobody ever tells you
it's broken
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and it is broken
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how will you know it's broken?
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This would be
much easier
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if you had
the cane, dear.
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I don't need it.
Thank you.
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Okay.
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I'll help you
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with your coat.
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That's all right.
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I can get my coat
off by myself!
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I see.
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Okay.
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Where...
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where are we
going now, dear?
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To the Couch.
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Okay. Just let me know.
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Mom, are you okay?
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Yes!
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Is it broken?
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Yup,
it's broken!
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Snappo!
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Keep that thing elevated.
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Get the Pillow
for your mother's foot.
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I can get my Pillow
for myself, Theo.
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Oh,
boy.
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Whew!
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Listen.
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You want to see pictures
of your mother's foot?
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You have to do that now?
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Well, sure.
It's educational.
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Come here.
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This, here, is what
your mother's foot looks like
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with the skin off.
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Cliff!
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Look right here.
See that?
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Wait a minute.
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That looks
like a hair.
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That's right.
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This is called
a hairline fracture
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of the proximal phalanx
of the fourth toe.
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Understand that?
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That's cool.
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All right, it is.
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Take my foot someplace else
and leave me alone.
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Okay. Want to show it
to your friends at school?
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Cliff!
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Mom, don't worry.
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We'll all help out.
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Thank you, but I
don't need your help.
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This is really dumb.
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Dear, dear
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where are you going?
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Upstairs to see the kids
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and to look over
a brief for tomorrow.
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You're not going to work.
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Not another word about this.
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I'm going to work tomorrow
and to dinner tomorrow night
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and I am going to win
the "Smooth" Contest.
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At least take the cane.
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Thank you
very much!
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Yeah, but you got it
in the wrong hand.
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This toe is broken.
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Why would I put
the cane in this hand?
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Because you don't
walk like that.
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When people walk
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they go this foot,
this hand
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this foot, this hand.
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If you keep it
in this hand here--
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I'm sorry.
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If you do like this
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you'll walk like
the movie--
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the walk of the
drunken mummy.
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So put it
in that hand.
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When you put
that foot down
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this comes
down with it.
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Boom! That's
your support. Boom.
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Now you're cooking.
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All right.
Go ahead.
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I am not going
to use that cane.
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I'm going to go up
these stairs by myself!
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For your information,
they fit just fine.
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Put it on.
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I'll put it on
when I feel like it.
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( chuckling )
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What do you want?
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I don't want you
to have any pain.
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So, knowing that you are
not going to use the cane
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I bought you these.
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And they're ugly.
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I'll have you know
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that all of the fashionable
women in Paris
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who have broken toes
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wear these.
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They'll ruin the look
of my entire outfit.
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Well, do what you want to do.
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Doesn't make any
difference to me.
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But these are here
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if you need them, okay?
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It doesn't make
any difference
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what your little
feet look like.
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You'll lose
the contest anyway.
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That's all right.
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You'll want to kiss me
sometime later.
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They're ugly.
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( knocking )
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Yes? Who is it?
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It's Russell.
Can I come in?
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Of course you can come in.
272
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,531
What are you doing here?
273
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:33,064
Oh, I heard about
your broken toe.
274
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:35,064
So I brought you this.
275
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,098
Oh, it's very lovely.
276
00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,898
It might
come in handy.
277
00:12:38,898 --> 00:12:41,098
That's very thoughtful of you.
278
00:12:41,098 --> 00:12:42,564
It belonged to my father.
279
00:12:42,564 --> 00:12:46,064
He got it when he was
working on the railroad.
280
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:49,064
One day at the train station
in schenectady
281
00:12:49,064 --> 00:12:52,064
a pullman car came unhooked
and rolled backwards.
282
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:55,364
My father saw a small child
walking on the track.
283
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:56,564
He ran over
284
00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:59,364
and snatched him away
in the Nick of time.
285
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,831
When he
did it
286
00:13:00,831 --> 00:13:02,364
he twisted his knee.
287
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,131
The child's parents
were so grateful
288
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,898
they gave my father this cane.
289
00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:08,231
It's from Kenya.
290
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:10,264
Hand-carved.
291
00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:12,064
He must have been proud.
292
00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:14,064
He loved walking with This cane
293
00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:16,264
because people asked him
about his injury.
294
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:19,331
Dad said he didn't like
the attention, but he did.
295
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,331
Not like some
other people
296
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:22,664
that are the opposite.
297
00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:24,598
They pretend nothing happened.
298
00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:27,531
They want to keep doing
what they always do.
299
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:29,998
What I'm trying
to say is
300
00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:33,264
sometimes you need some help.
301
00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:37,398
You need to lean on
someone or something.
302
00:13:37,398 --> 00:13:41,864
You know, support can
be a beautiful thing.
303
00:13:43,598 --> 00:13:44,598
Thank you.
304
00:13:45,531 --> 00:13:47,164
Thank you
very much.
305
00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:49,664
It's very nice.
306
00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,164
I'd be proud to use
your father's cane.
307
00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:57,331
Whew!
308
00:13:57,331 --> 00:13:58,831
Look at that.
309
00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:01,898
It does make me
feel better.
310
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:11,898
You got her to
use the cane?
311
00:14:11,898 --> 00:14:13,031
Sure did.
312
00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:15,564
I've tried to persuade her
for two days
313
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,398
and it takes you two minutes.
314
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,964
How did you do it?
315
00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:20,798
Charm, son.
316
00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:24,331
How did you do it?
317
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,231
I said it was my father's.
318
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:29,131
Even put a child
and a train in the story.
319
00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:33,031
Where did you really
get it from?
320
00:14:33,031 --> 00:14:36,698
I got it from an african store
on flatbush avenue.
321
00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:39,398
It was on sale.
322
00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:41,464
I'll buy you a
grapefruit juice.
323
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,564
Come on.
324
00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:47,598
Theo:
Calling all judges!
325
00:14:47,598 --> 00:14:48,731
Judges, come on.
326
00:14:48,731 --> 00:14:50,398
The contestants
are ready
327
00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,698
and the smooth contest
shall begin.
328
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,498
Grandpa, are you voting?
329
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:56,398
No, I learned
long ago
330
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:58,664
to stay out of
family affairs.
331
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,331
(⪠smooth jazz âª)
332
00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:02,998
Ladies and gentlemen!
333
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:06,764
Contestant number ONE:
Dr. Heathcliff huxtable.
334
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,164
No flourishing, dad.
335
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,264
That was a turn.
336
00:15:58,264 --> 00:16:00,931
A turn with arms up
is a flourish.
337
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,964
Judges, no points
for the flourish.
338
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,964
Since we're talking
about points
339
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,498
I want to bring up
walking.
340
00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,164
I want the judges
341
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,664
to notice walking
342
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,398
when Viewing
the next contestant.
343
00:16:15,464 --> 00:16:17,531
Ladies and gentlemen!
344
00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:21,931
Contestant number TWO:
Mrs. Clair huxtable.
345
00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:47,898
Flourish.
346
00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:48,898
Dad,
look...
347
00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:50,331
that was a turn.
348
00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:52,898
Okay, what about
the brown paper bag?
349
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:54,131
That's ugly!
350
00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:57,531
Now, points for ugly,
for brown paper bag.
351
00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:58,798
Hah!
352
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:05,798
( cheering )
353
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:10,064
Will the contestants
please line up for the judging?
354
00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:11,431
Now, judges
355
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,964
your applause will
determine the Winner.
356
00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:15,798
We have
contestant number one.
357
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:19,664
Yay!
358
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,798
Walking!
359
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,798
Look at
those shoes!
360
00:17:22,798 --> 00:17:24,964
Look at
those shoes!
361
00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:27,398
And Contestant
number two.
362
00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:32,531
Hurray!! yay!!
363
00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:34,398
okay. Yes, yes.
The Winner...
364
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,898
and still champion.
365
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:37,898
Mrs. Clair
huxtable.
366
00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:40,398
( cheering )
367
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:41,498
And...
368
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:43,898
and...
369
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:48,331
for the Winner of
the smooth contest.
370
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:51,131
A lovely
wrist corsage.
371
00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:52,731
If I had won
372
00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:55,964
this is what you were
going to put on me?
373
00:17:55,964 --> 00:17:58,864
Cliff, we're going
to be late for dinner.
374
00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:01,298
The only reason
I'm going with you
375
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,364
is because you're paying
for the dinner.
376
00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:04,364
You know
what?
377
00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:06,964
It was the cane
that did it.
378
00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,031
You like this?
379
00:18:08,031 --> 00:18:09,531
This was your
great-grandfather's.
380
00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:10,964
He twisted his knee
381
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,464
saving a child from
an oncoming train.
382
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:14,831
The parents
383
00:18:14,831 --> 00:18:15,998
were so grateful
384
00:18:15,998 --> 00:18:18,531
they bought him
this hand-carved cane...
385
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,764
that was made
in Hong Kong?!
386
00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:24,898
Let's go to dinner.
387
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:27,164
Have a good time.
388
00:18:33,264 --> 00:18:35,164
What a perfect evening.
389
00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:36,831
Everything was perfect!
390
00:18:36,831 --> 00:18:39,831
The music, the food,
and the company.
391
00:18:39,831 --> 00:18:41,164
Yes, indeed.
392
00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:43,331
You know what I
especially liked?
393
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,398
What?
394
00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:46,731
I especially enjoyed
the part
395
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:50,731
where they came to me
with the check
396
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:53,331
put it in front of me
397
00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:55,298
and my wife said
398
00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:59,298
"I'm sorry, Darling,
But the check goes here."
399
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:00,798
Thank you.
400
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:03,298
Did you notice
401
00:19:03,298 --> 00:19:05,298
the way everybody
stared at us
402
00:19:05,298 --> 00:19:06,631
when we danced?
403
00:19:06,631 --> 00:19:09,831
It's because they had
never seen people
404
00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:13,264
sit at a table
and dance before.
405
00:19:17,298 --> 00:19:20,964
We are the world's
smoothest table dancers.
406
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:22,464
That is correct.
407
00:19:22,464 --> 00:19:25,898
The people didn't even know
that we were the greatest
408
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,898
and even some of them
tried to table dance.
409
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:33,364
(⪠dance music âª)
410
00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:36,398
( contented sigh )
411
00:19:36,398 --> 00:19:39,931
And now that
that is over
412
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,398
I think, dear
413
00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:43,731
it's time
to talk about
414
00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:46,731
the matter
of my apology.
415
00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:48,798
Why are you
apologizing to me?
416
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:50,031
No.
417
00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:53,898
You have to
apologize to me.
418
00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:55,231
For what?
419
00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:57,698
Because you were a pain.
420
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:58,698
When?
421
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,564
For the last two days.
422
00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:02,398
You wouldn't use your cane.
423
00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:04,231
You hopped up the steps.
424
00:20:04,231 --> 00:20:06,564
You stuck your tongue out
at me.
425
00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:08,698
I said not to
go to work.
426
00:20:08,698 --> 00:20:10,431
You yelled at me!
427
00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:12,331
You owe me an apology.
428
00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:13,331
Oh, cliff.
429
00:20:13,331 --> 00:20:14,898
You do.
430
00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:17,898
You got beautiful
little turtle-brown eyes.
431
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:19,898
You owe me
an apology.
432
00:20:19,898 --> 00:20:22,398
Those flecks of gray
in your hair
433
00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:24,731
make you look so
distinguished and handsome.
434
00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:28,298
You owe me
an apology.
435
00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:30,131
I love your ears.
436
00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:32,298
Especially this one
over here.
437
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,331
You owe me
an apology.
438
00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:38,231
When I see that little
spot right there
439
00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:40,264
I want to nibble on it.
440
00:20:41,331 --> 00:20:42,731
Oh...
441
00:20:42,731 --> 00:20:44,831
uh... cliff?
442
00:20:44,831 --> 00:20:46,164
Mm-hmm?
443
00:20:46,164 --> 00:20:47,864
I'm sorry.
444
00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:59,164
Do you remember
the dip?
445
00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:00,664
Yes.
446
00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:01,731
Mm-hmm.
447
00:21:01,731 --> 00:21:03,698
(⪠dance music âª)
448
00:21:26,064 --> 00:21:30,898
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