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Hey, dad!
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See ya, dad.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Come down
here!
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This is a Banister!
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Bought This house
@er and I
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t
that we had a Banister.
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When we walked up the steps
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your mother,
especially--
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I love the way
she walked--
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with a light touch...
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and she came down.
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We had
children.
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Now look at it!
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A pitiful, weakened Banister.
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I'll fix it.
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No!
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I don't want you
to fix anything!
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If this Banister sees you
coming with a hammer
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it will run away.
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Call Mr. Lucas.
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Ask him to come fix it.
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Okay, dad.
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Clair:
Cliff?
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I hope you're ready!
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Denise has
news for you!
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⪠I got my
driver's license! âª
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⪠Oh, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, yeah! âª
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⪠I passed my test! âª
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⪠Oh, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, yeah! âª
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I thought I told you to
pretend you couldn't find
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the department of
motor vehicles!
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I did, but she caught on.
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( telephone buzzer )
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Yes?
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Oh, put them in the office.
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I'll be right there.
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I have to go down
to the office.
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Now?
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Yes.
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We need
to discuss something.
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What?
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I'll catch you later.
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What is it?
$@
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It's okay.⪠I got my license... âª
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⪠Oh, yeah, yeah... âª
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she wants to
borrow your car.
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No, I think she wants
to bi don't think so.
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Y?
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It's a station wagon.
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Do teenagers Drive
station wagons?
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I better hide my car.
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Two O'clock.
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Right, Mr. Lucas,
so, how'd it go?
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⪠I got my license! âª
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All right!
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You can take me out!
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When I get my car.
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You're getting a car?
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Mom and dad don't know yet.
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I found one for $1,600.
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They'll never
give you that.
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I have it.
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You do?
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In my savings.
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I need their permission.
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I'm waiting to ask them.
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Before that
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I think you and I should talk
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about responsibility.
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Oh?
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I want you to drive safely.
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Wear your seat belts.
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Check the oil.
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And never let anyone in
the car who's been drinking.
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Why are you saying this?
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You have to be responsible.
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If you mess up, they'll never
let me get my motorcycle.
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For you?
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It's important for awheels.
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Why?
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Because he who walks
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walks alone.
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Well...
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doctor,
my husband, Paul.
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Glad to
meet you.
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Thank you.
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I called you both
down here, mrs. Kenton
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because of
the importance
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of the results
from your test.
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Everything's okay,
isn't it?
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Everything's fine.
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You're pregnant.
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How did it happen?
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Well, you see,
you have these two bees...
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I just d it happen.
How
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the human male is quite
capable into his 70s
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and for some, beyond.
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We're going to
have a baby.
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Well, I didn't do it.
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( chuckling )
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What's so funny?
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I just told a couple
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they're going to have a baby.
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Yes?
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( laughing Harder )
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Well, she's...
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around forty-...
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and he's about
fifty-... years old!
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And so...
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when I told them, they got...
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and?
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And so...
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I told them they
were having a baby.
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Yes, and?
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I tried not...
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it was funny when I
was sitting there.
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Great, Dad's
laughing.
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I say strike now.
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But remember, my future
as a man depends on this.
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Hi!
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Hi.
Hi.
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You look comfortable.
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We are.
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I want to talk to you.
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You can't borrow my car.
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I don't want to.
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She wants to borrow yours.
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I need mine.
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Not yours, either.
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I want my own car.
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I'm glad we're
sitting down.
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I found this great used
car for only $1,600.
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I want to use the money
in my savings account
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since I've been
so good at saving.
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You have been good
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at saving?
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Yeah.
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You've been trying
to get at that money
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ever since we
opened the account.
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I have not!
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Remember the time
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she found the bracelet
at grendel's?
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Called me on the phone!
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"I have found this bracelet.
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Bring me my money."
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I changed my mind.
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After I went and
changed it for you.
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That was one time.
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Right.
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And the stereo store?
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The waterbed?
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Better yet--
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what about when
the tropical Fish arrived--
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c.O.D. And d.O.A.!
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I was young then!
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I really want this car.
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Really want it?
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Fine.
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I'll take a look.
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Don't bother.
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Monica and I test drove it.
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What?
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You and Monica?
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Yeah!
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I'll go check the car out.
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Go ahead, but I've
made my decision.
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Really?
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Mom, you know what he'll do?
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He'll see one scratch
and say "No."
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Denise, you're not
getting this money
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if dad doesn't approve.
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Now wait!
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It's my money
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and my account!
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I'm not asking for your money.
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I can do what I want!
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Are we still in America?
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Hi, mom and dad!
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Denise, can I
see you a second?
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Cliff:
Theo!
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It's important.
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Wait in the kitchen.
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Do you want to go
first, or should I?
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I want to go first.
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Okay.
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Come sit here.
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You're ready
to buy this car
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just like
the bracelet
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the waterbed
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and the dead fish.
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Mm-hm.
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Right now
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you can do anything
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because you know we'll
always bail you out.
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Mm-hm.
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Sometimes you don't
even know we do it.
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Mm-hm.
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We accept that
responsibility
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because we're your parents
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and you better remember
that, young lady.
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If you ever take this
attitude again
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you can take whatever is
in that bank account
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and go discover America.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah...
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how much money do you have?
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$1,600.
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After you pay for the car
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how much money have
you left in the bank?
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Nothing.
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What about insurance?
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I'll get some.
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A girl your age, living
in this neighborhood
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would have to spend
at least $800 a year.
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$800?
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Of your money...
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of which you have
none in the bank.
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And gas?
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You have to fill the tank.
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With your money...
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of which you have none.
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Dad!
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What about oil changes
and tires?
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I guess I didn't think.
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Well, you see, you mentioned
America a little ways back.
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That's what America
is all about, I guess--
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to own a car
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and have no money, at all
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and just drive around
and bills are paid.
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And you just say:
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"Well, hey, I'm in America."
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Loan me the money?
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I swear I'll
pay you back.
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You already owe us $472,000.
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Well, come on--
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Let's go look
at this car.
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Knucklehead.
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⪠I got my license! âª
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⪠Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah! âª
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That's your child.
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Yeah, sure.
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Just a few minor adjustments.
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How did it go?
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How did it go?
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It's a fine car
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if you don't
want to stop.
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Denise:
Daddy!
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Please get me something
to drink.
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Whoa, we're talking
about a car now.
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When the man saw that she
brought her father, he said:
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"I can't find the keys
for the car."
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So I said:
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"I can't find the money."
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So the man
found the keys.
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We get into the car.
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This is a beautiful,
beautiful looking car.
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If Denise is sitting
in this car
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her friends will say,
"Look out, Denise"
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Or "Chilly down,"
Or "Cool back"
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Or whatever these people say.
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I put the key
in the ignition
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turned the thing
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and it went...
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dad!
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Dad, no!
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The two of us are
sitting there...
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but it's not running yet.
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It's thinking about it.
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And the car--
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just the right side now--
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said...
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and she's sitting there
like this--
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like she's dancing.
277
00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:45,164
It has not
started up yet.
278
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,031
The car has not started up yet.
279
00:12:50,331 --> 00:12:52,831
I pressed down on the gas.
280
00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:54,664
You think I'm lying.
281
00:12:54,664 --> 00:12:57,198
The car said, "What?"
282
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:59,898
I'm not
lying.
283
00:12:59,898 --> 00:13:03,098
So I put the thing in reverse.
284
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:08,931
I let go of the emergency Brake
and pushed down on the gas
285
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,931
and the car said:
286
00:13:13,598 --> 00:13:16,398
"Oh, you want to go backwards."
287
00:13:16,398 --> 00:13:18,364
So now we back out.
288
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,931
And the thing takes off.
289
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,931
And now it's vibrating.
290
00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:24,864
I mean, this motor...
291
00:13:27,564 --> 00:13:30,064
I look in the rearview mirror
292
00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:33,098
and whatever I'm
going to run over
293
00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:34,831
there's 12 of them.
294
00:13:34,831 --> 00:13:38,564
She's sitting there blaming me.
295
00:13:38,564 --> 00:13:39,864
"Daddy!"
296
00:13:39,864 --> 00:13:43,064
Okay, dad, a few
minor adjustments.
297
00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:49,264
How much do you think it will
cost to fix this car up?
298
00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:50,864
I don't know-- $200.
299
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,464
$200!
300
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:56,031
First, you've got a
major steering problem.
301
00:13:56,031 --> 00:13:57,598
You get a new wheel.
302
00:13:57,598 --> 00:14:00,398
The wheel was the best thing
on the car.
303
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:02,731
Hi, Dr. Huxtable,
Denise.
304
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:03,598
How are you?
305
00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:04,431
Hey.
306
00:14:04,431 --> 00:14:06,864
Can I wash
my hands?
307
00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:08,098
Oh, sure.
308
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,164
Look, we'll go look
for a car--
309
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:13,331
a nice, safe, used car.
310
00:14:13,331 --> 00:14:14,264
Ugly.
311
00:14:14,264 --> 00:14:15,964
No, it won't be.
312
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:18,998
We'll look for a nice,
safe, used car.
313
00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:20,098
Okay.
314
00:14:20,098 --> 00:14:22,198
Are you looking for a used car?
315
00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:31,664
Yes, Mr. Lucas.
316
00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:35,331
Do you know someone who's
selling a used car?
317
00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:36,798
My aunt Margaret.
318
00:14:36,798 --> 00:14:39,364
It's a 1962 oldsmobile
starfire--
319
00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:40,731
mint condition.
320
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:41,698
Dad!
321
00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:43,164
Just cool it a second.
322
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,264
A look at it.
323
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:45,264
Can we?
324
00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:46,931
I don't see
why not.
325
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,298
Cool.
326
00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:52,064
It's red, with
a silver streak
along the side.
327
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:53,664
Looks like
a rocket.
328
00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:57,898
I wa
that went backwards.
329
00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:07,731
Theo, can I
have half?
330
00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:10,731
Rudy, it's too hard to break.
331
00:15:10,731 --> 00:15:11,831
Wait.
332
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,998
Okay, Rudy.
333
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,698
Turn around
first.
334
00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:20,964
Are you going
to eat something
335
00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:23,831
you had to use
a hammer on?
336
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,864
It's only Candy.
337
00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:28,164
When you're finished
breaking your teeth
338
00:15:28,164 --> 00:15:30,364
I want you
to brush them.
339
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,231
Okay.
340
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:35,664
When was your last
visit to the dentist?
341
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,231
I should be more
responsible.
342
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:39,464
Thank you.
343
00:15:39,464 --> 00:15:43,464
I think Denise is becoming
more responsible.
344
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:47,431
You do?
345
00:15:47,431 --> 00:15:51,064
It's important to include
your parents in big decisions.
346
00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:52,098
Uh-huh.
347
00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:55,331
I want you and dad
to be with me
348
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:58,131
when I get my motorcycle.
349
00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:03,931
No.
350
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,398
I'll wear
a helmet.
351
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,464
No.
352
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:07,898
They get great
mileage.
353
00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,264
No!
354
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:11,331
( car honking )
355
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,231
Oh, wow!
356
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:19,898
Dad, I
love it!
357
00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:21,431
This one's
vintage.
358
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,064
Theo:
What is it?
359
00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:24,731
Denise:
A 1962 starfire.
360
00:16:24,731 --> 00:16:26,198
Drives like
a dream.
361
00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:27,698
Doesn't it,
dr. Huxtable?
362
00:16:27,698 --> 00:16:28,898
It's pretty good.
363
00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:30,431
Dad's mechanic says
364
00:16:30,431 --> 00:16:32,431
it's in excellent
condition.
365
00:16:32,431 --> 00:16:34,864
This thing would
Probably cost more
366
00:16:34,864 --> 00:16:37,564
than a new motorcycle would.
367
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,098
Theo, no.
368
00:16:41,898 --> 00:16:43,731
Daddy, I want
this car.
369
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:44,931
Are you
sure?
370
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:45,831
Yes.
371
00:16:45,831 --> 00:16:46,598
It looks good.
372
00:16:46,598 --> 00:16:47,864
Mr. Lucas--
373
00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:50,798
I'd give anything
for this car.
374
00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:54,664
Let me handle
it, okay?
375
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:56,598
I want this car.
376
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,531
But we want
to get it
377
00:16:58,531 --> 00:17:00,864
for a price
you can afford.
378
00:17:00,864 --> 00:17:03,664
Denise, leave it up to dad.
379
00:17:03,664 --> 00:17:06,198
When it comes to
something we want
380
00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:09,364
dad always comes
through for us.
381
00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:11,231
Theo.
382
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,731
Yeah, dad?
383
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,298
No.
384
00:17:15,564 --> 00:17:17,864
Dad, don't
blow this.
385
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:21,064
Your daughter seems
fond of the car.
386
00:17:21,064 --> 00:17:21,931
Yeah.
387
00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:23,331
What's it worth?
388
00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:28,198
I think my daughter would be
happy paying $500 for it.
389
00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:30,864
I just hung up on you.
390
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:33,431
You want me to Dial again?
391
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,664
I hope I'm home.
392
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,598
$750.
393
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:42,664
I hear it ringing.
394
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:43,498
$850.
395
00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:44,664
Hello.
396
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,664
Nice doing business
with you.
397
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:47,631
Thank you.
398
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,764
I want to call
aunt Margaret.
399
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:53,831
Congratulations,
you own a car.
400
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,198
Congratulations,
that's so cool.
401
00:17:57,198 --> 00:17:59,231
Aren't you interested
in what you paid for it?
402
00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:00,831
How much was it?
403
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:01,864
$850.
404
00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:02,964
I made a great deal.
405
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:04,631
Congratulations.
406
00:18:04,631 --> 00:18:05,831
Thank you.
407
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:07,398
You have to see this.
408
00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:08,298
It's so cool.
409
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:13,964
Your car drives beautifully.
410
00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:16,264
And I like the
way you drive.
411
00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:17,598
Thank you.
412
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:20,098
I was impressed
especially
413
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:24,831
when she pulled up to
the four-way stop sign
414
00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:27,364
and just let cars go--
415
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:30,231
even the people behind you.
416
00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:33,464
It was just wonderful.
417
00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:35,998
You can never be
too cautious.
418
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,531
Wait a minute.
419
00:18:37,531 --> 00:18:40,431
She must pass
the huxtable quiz.
420
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:43,231
Young lady, question #1:
421
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:46,731
A FRIEND OF YOURS WANTS
TO BORROW THE CAR.
422
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:49,398
DO YOU GIVE HER YOUR KEYS?
423
00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:50,798
I DO not.
424
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:51,998
Okay.
425
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:56,131
Let's say you are driving
down the street.
426
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:58,064
You see a fine hunk
of masculinity.
427
00:18:58,064 --> 00:19:02,098
He's got a smile
like nat king Cole.
428
00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:04,931
Do you stop the car?
429
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:06,531
I don't stop.
430
00:19:06,531 --> 00:19:08,731
Okay, multiple choice.
431
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,764
All right.
432
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:12,364
Your car is in need
of a repair.
433
00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:13,898
Do you:
434
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:17,264
A) Come to us for the money.
435
00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:22,431
B) Find a way to get
the money yourself.
436
00:19:22,431 --> 00:19:26,931
C) Find a way to get
the money yourself.@
437
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:31,698
D) find a way to get
the money yourself.
438
00:19:32,998 --> 00:19:35,064
Can I come back to you?
439
00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:36,864
No.
440
00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:39,364
B, c, and d.
441
00:19:39,364 --> 00:19:40,831
Congratulations.
442
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:41,731
You passed.
443
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:43,498
Thank you, thank you!
444
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:47,498
I decided I don't want
to get a motorcycle.
445
00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:48,531
You don't?
446
00:19:48,531 --> 00:19:50,764
I found a car
to buy.
447
00:19:50,764 --> 00:19:51,431
Really?
448
00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:52,231
What?
449
00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:54,831
It's a 1980 Ferrari.
450
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,631
A Ferrari?
451
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,164
Dad, it's hot--
red with red interior.
452
00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:04,398
Star-type mag wheels.
453
00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:09,431
A 1980 Ferrari, son, has to run
around $40-50,000.
454
00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:10,698
No problem.
455
00:20:10,698 --> 00:20:11,764
Now...
456
00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:24,764
How much money do you have
in your account?
457
00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:27,498
$788.
458
00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:33,764
Okay, you expect me to
come up with $39,200.
459
00:20:33,764 --> 00:20:37,531
Dad, I wouldn't think
of having you help me.
460
00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:39,431
You got me worried.
461
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,764
Dad, this is the car.
462
00:20:47,364 --> 00:20:51,498
This is a model
of a Ferrari.
463
00:20:51,498 --> 00:20:52,764
Got you.
464
00:20:52,764 --> 00:20:53,898
Yes, you did.
465
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:55,498
Yes.
466
00:20:55,498 --> 00:21:00,331
I wanted to talk to you
about your motorbike.
467
00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:01,431
Yeah?
468
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,531
Do you want to look at one?
469
00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:04,798
Are you serious?
470
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:05,398
No.
471
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:24,231
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