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Hey, son.
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Hey, dad.
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Air-conditioner Break down?
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No.
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Are you hot?
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No.
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What are you
looking for, dad?
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What are you
looking for?
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Some food.
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Ah!
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So...
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you're the one.
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What?
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The power company
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called and thanked me
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for running up a huge bill.
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You know,
son--
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doorbell Rang the other day.
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There were two penguins there.
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They wanted to know
when you were coming
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to look in the
refrigerator again.
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I'm sorry, dad
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but I have no idea
what I want till I see it.
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Let me suggest this:
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I'll get your
mother's camera
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take a picture
of the refrigerator
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with the door open
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and then I'll develop it
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put it up here.
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You come down, and
then you look at it.
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And then you circle
what you want
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come up and get me
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and I'll get it, okay?
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Okay.
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No more penguins!
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, pud.
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Peter, my man.
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Well, how are you doing?
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And how's the wife?
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Oh, good.
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What's that?
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It's a
present.
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For me?
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No.
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For me.
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It's mine, mine, mine.
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And the only hands
that can touch this
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belong on this body.
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Do you
understand that?
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What did I say?
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Mine, mine, mine.
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I don't want you
to touch it
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I don't want you
to play with it
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I don't even want
you to see it.
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How much was it, dad?
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Son, all I
can say is
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you're looking at
the top-of-the-line
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state-of-the-art,
super-duper...
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juicer.
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What does it do?
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I'm glad you asked,
my dear.
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Pardon me, sir.
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( whistling )
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No penguins.
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Got it, dad.
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All right.
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Now, my dear,
we will take this
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turn the machine on...
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get me two
glasses, please.
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( machine whirring )
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Place the glass
under here...
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and...
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we put the vegetables
in there...
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listen to that sound.
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( imitates sound )
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I love this sound.
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Put some
ice cream in it.
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Ice cream?
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No! You don't put
ice cream in this.
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You put vegetables in it
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and then you
drink the juice.
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Drink vegetables?
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Yuck.
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Oh, boy.
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Look at how
beautiful that looks.
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Here-- Rudy, you're
my first customer.
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No, thank you.
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Peter.
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Does that mean "No"?
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okay.
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Could we go upstairs
and play?
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Okay.
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Whoa-oh.
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Whoa.
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Stay out of the
clothes closet.
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Hey!
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No getting into
the clothes hamper.
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Bhayyy!
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And no rolling
anything or anybody
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down the stairs.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Clair:
Hi.
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You're just in time.
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For what?
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Something you don't want.
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What is this?
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Dear, this is...
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"A stainless steel
maintenance-free appliance
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which provides nutritious drinks
for just pennies a day."
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and it'll end up
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with the other stainless steel
SELF-maintenance appliances
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in the appliance
graveyard.
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For Sunday breakfast?
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Yes, I bought that.
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"I'll make waffles
every Sunday."
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Until you had to clean it.
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And this...
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"Crepes, Clair--
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think of all those
different kinds of crepes."
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Turned out to be none.
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And mom, remember
the sausage stuffer?
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Didn't stuff
a thing.
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"Et tu, brute?"
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( yelling )
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Hey! Hold it down,
I'm trying to read.
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Vanessa?
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Yes, mom.
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I'm going out
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for 20 minutes.
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Keep an eye on them?
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Sure.
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Your father's
in his office.
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Vanessa's in Charge until
he comes upstairs, okay?
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Okay.
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Bye, Peter.
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Bye, mrs.
Huxtable.
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Rudy, remember:
Vanessa's in charge.
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You heard her--
I'm in charge
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and I want quiet.
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( telephone ringing )
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I'll get it.
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Okay, so...
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what do you think
it's going to cost me?
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Well, that's hard to say.
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Can you give me an estimate?
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Figure time,
materials, labor;
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I figure anywhere between
$75 and $1200.
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And... and that's an estimate?
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I don't know what's
inside that wall.
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I see.
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Contract
work
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is not an exact science.
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You hear what I'm saying?
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I hear what you're saying.
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Our professions
are a lot alike:
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We spend years in Training;
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work with Our hands;
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wear beepers.
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Oh-- I'm sorry
to interrupt.
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Mr. Lucas,
this is my wife.
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Well, hello,
mrs. Huxtable.
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Hello.
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Have you found out
what's causing our Leak?
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No, but I'm sure it wasn't
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your fault.
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How do you know?
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I can tell.
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Cliff, I left
Vanessa in charge
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till you go upstairs.
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All right, dear.
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Nice to meet you.
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My pleasure.
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Can you do the job?
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How did you end up
with a woman like that?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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You got that right.
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Darlene showed Robert the note?
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But it was supposed
to be top secret.
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Vanessa...
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hold on.
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Rudy, this
is important.
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We're bored.
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So?
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Tell us
what to do.
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Why should I?
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You're in charge.
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Play with your blocks.
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We already did that.
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Your coloring books.
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We already did that.
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Hold on, Courtney.
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Look, there has got
to be something
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you haven't done.
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We haven't had a snack.
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Great! I'll fix
you a snack
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as soon as I'm
off the phone.
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Okay, I'm back.
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No, I never gave
a note to Sharon.
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How could she say that?
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She's gave me a note.
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I'm hungry now.
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Me, too.
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Let's go to the kitchen.
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All right.
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I'll get the
peanut butter.
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You get the bread.
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We need jelly.
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We need jelly.
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Okay.
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We don't have any jelly.
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We can't eat peanut butter
without jelly.
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But we don't
have any.
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Let's not eat.
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We can
make some.
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How?
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With that.
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We'll make
grape jelly.
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Bring over
the bread.
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Ready?
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Go.
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( screaming )
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Whoa!
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It wasn't me.
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Who did this?
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My bet is Rudy.
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You're probably right.
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Let's clean up.
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We shouldn't
touch it.
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Why not?
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It wouldn't be
good for Rudy.
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What are you
talking about?
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If we clean this up now
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mom and Dad would
never know this happened.
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Rudy would never
learn responsibility.
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You'll tell this to dad?
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Dad would want it left alone.
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Are you sure?
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Trust me.
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You're older, but I've
been in more trouble.
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I know what I'm
talking about.
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Okay.
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It wasn't us.
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Don't worry dad,
we didn't touch a thing.
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We figure this has "Rudy"
Written all over it.
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Dad, I think I know
what you're thinking.
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I know what I'm thinking.
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But I'm real interested
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in knowing what
you think I'm thinking.
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You're thinking
we did this, right?
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No.
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I'm thinking that
I don't believe
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I'm watching you
have a picnic
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in the middle of this.
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Theo said not to clean it up.
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He did?
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Why?
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I knew you wouldn't
want us to.
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Why?
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For Rudy's sake.
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If we clean up her mess
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she'll never learn
responsibility.
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Okay.
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We didn't
do it, dear.
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And Theo told us
not to clean it up.
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What
happened?
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Rudy.
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Where's
Vanessa?
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I don't know, I
just came up here.
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I was at Jeanette's.
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I was playing ball.
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Want us to clean it?
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No.
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No, if Rudy
made that mess
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Rudy should
clean it up.
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I'm gonna make
a great father.
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Darlene has always
liked Robert.
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00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:09,431
She just doesn't
want to admit it.
281
00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:10,498
Hold on,
Courtney.
282
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,364
Mom, dad,
you're both here.
283
00:13:12,364 --> 00:13:13,531
Mm-hmm.
284
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,798
Can I stop watching
Rudy and Peter now?
285
00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:17,498
Have you been
watching them?
286
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:18,498
Yeah.
287
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:21,298
Hello?
288
00:13:21,298 --> 00:13:22,298
Hi! Courtney?
289
00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:23,798
This is Vanessa's father.
290
00:13:23,798 --> 00:13:25,798
Vanessa will
call you back.
291
00:13:25,798 --> 00:13:27,131
And please--
292
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:30,931
don't call asking When
she's gonna call you, okay?
293
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:32,998
All right, Bye-Bye.
294
00:13:32,998 --> 00:13:35,798
I was in the hall, so I
took the call in here.
295
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,031
Where are Rudy
and Peter?
296
00:13:37,031 --> 00:13:38,998
I guess they're in my room.
297
00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:39,831
You guess?
298
00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,998
I had an important call.
299
00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,198
Important.
300
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,364
Yeah! Courtney said
301
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:47,364
Darlene showed a
secret note to Robert
302
00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,998
then I found out
303
00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:52,198
that Sherry said
I gave her a note
304
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,198
but I told Courtney
305
00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:57,198
someone must have
forged my name.
306
00:13:57,198 --> 00:13:59,064
Young lady,
I left you in charge
307
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:01,631
and that means
that Rudy and Peter
308
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,131
are more important
309
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:06,131
than who passed
what note to whom.
310
00:14:06,131 --> 00:14:08,131
Is Rudy in trouble?
311
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:11,398
Rudy's just one of the
two people in trouble.
312
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:12,398
( phone rings )
313
00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:13,398
I'll get it.
314
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:14,398
No!!
315
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:19,031
Vanessa, go to the kitchen--
there's a surprise for you.
316
00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:20,298
Yes, mom.
317
00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:21,764
Hello--
dr. Huxtable.
318
00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:24,331
Yes. How..?
319
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,798
and Peter's all right?
320
00:14:29,798 --> 00:14:32,464
Okay, hold the phone
one second.
321
00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:34,198
It's Peter's mother.
322
00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:37,564
She found Peter in
the clothes hamper.
323
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:39,731
When she
looked at him
324
00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:44,031
he said, "All I did
was hold the bread."
325
00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:47,964
I'll go find Rudy.
326
00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:55,398
Hi, Rudy.
327
00:14:56,298 --> 00:14:58,298
I didn't do anything.
328
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,431
Where's Peter?
329
00:15:00,431 --> 00:15:01,931
He went home.
330
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,931
He didn't do
anything either.
331
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:05,098
I see.
332
00:15:05,098 --> 00:15:10,164
So you and Peter
didn't do anything, huh?
333
00:15:10,164 --> 00:15:13,464
What happened
to your clothes?
334
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:15,531
I don't know.
335
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:18,064
There's a big mess
in the kitchen.
336
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:20,564
Do you know
anything about it?
337
00:15:21,664 --> 00:15:24,564
Somebody had to
have made that mess.
338
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:27,864
Do you have any idea
who it might be?
339
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,031
Theo?
340
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:32,364
No, I don't think
it was Theo.
341
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,964
Vanessa?
342
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:34,998
No.
343
00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:37,898
But I think you know
who it was.
344
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:40,764
You know,
Rudy
345
00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:44,564
you could always tell me
the truth about anything
346
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,731
because I'll
still love you.
347
00:15:47,631 --> 00:15:48,931
Mommy?
348
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:49,798
Yes?
349
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:52,198
I broke daddy's juicer.
350
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:55,131
Hmm.
351
00:15:57,264 --> 00:15:59,264
I bet that was
real scary.
352
00:15:59,264 --> 00:16:01,164
Yeah?
353
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:02,464
I know.
354
00:16:02,464 --> 00:16:06,398
Appliances can be real hard
to resist sometimes.
355
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,398
They're shiny,
they make terrific noises
356
00:16:09,398 --> 00:16:12,698
They've got those
buttons that light up.
357
00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:15,698
That's why your father
likes them.
358
00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:17,531
But do you know
359
00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:20,031
that machines
can be dangerous
360
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:22,464
and you could get hurt?
361
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:23,764
I forgot.
362
00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,031
You forgot.
363
00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:29,464
Rudy, when we tell you
not to touch appliances
364
00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:33,298
we think you
should remember.
365
00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:36,298
I'll never go in
the kitchen again.
366
00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,798
I don't think
that's the answer.
367
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,298
Because when
I have dinner
368
00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:43,964
one of my most
favorite things
369
00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:45,964
is looking
at your face.
370
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:50,864
All right, do you
feel better now?
371
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:52,864
Good enough
to help clean up?
372
00:16:52,864 --> 00:16:56,698
Good-- but first, there's
one thing you got to do.
373
00:16:56,698 --> 00:16:57,898
What?
374
00:16:57,898 --> 00:16:59,698
Tell your father
what happened.
375
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:02,264
Maybe you can tell him.
376
00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:06,798
No... you.
377
00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:08,864
Uh-oh.
378
00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:09,864
Come on.
379
00:17:13,564 --> 00:17:15,898
Dad, isn't Rudy
gonna help me?
380
00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:17,664
Yes, you're doing
the high work;
381
00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:20,164
she'll do the low work.
382
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,864
I just left them alone
for a minute.
383
00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:27,531
Think what would have happened
in a minute and a half.
384
00:17:27,531 --> 00:17:29,064
Oh, dad.
385
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,064
Clair:
Cliff!
386
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:32,098
Cliff.
387
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:34,164
Yeah.
388
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:35,664
Stay right there.
389
00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:38,664
Someone wants to say
something to you.
390
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:40,164
Come on, Rudy.
391
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,531
Rudy.
392
00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:10,298
You want to say
something to me?
393
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,264
Daddy?
394
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:13,264
Yeah.
395
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:15,231
I broke your juicer.
396
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:20,964
Is this the same juicer
that I said, "don't touch"?
397
00:18:20,964 --> 00:18:23,031
is this the
same juicer
398
00:18:23,031 --> 00:18:26,431
I said, "Mine, mine, mine"?
399
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:29,031
are you mad at me?
400
00:18:29,031 --> 00:18:31,531
Yes, Yes, Yes.
401
00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:35,698
I'm sorry.
402
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,798
Come here.
403
00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:50,931
Now-- Rudy huxtable,
I hereby find you guilty
404
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:53,431
of operating a
household appliance
405
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:54,664
without permission.
406
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:57,164
With the powers
vested in me
407
00:18:57,164 --> 00:18:59,664
I sentence you
to cleaning up
408
00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:02,598
the low part
of the kitchen.
409
00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:06,031
Your sister is
doing the high part.
410
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,031
Case closed.
411
00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:09,031
Okay.
412
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:15,431
Not so fast.
413
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:18,698
I propose that my
client, Rudy huxtable
414
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,198
had an
accomplice.
415
00:19:20,198 --> 00:19:23,598
The accomplice is in there,
cleaning the high part.
416
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,964
I am not speaking
of that accomplice.
417
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:31,564
Oh, well, he's still
in the clothes hamper.
418
00:19:31,564 --> 00:19:35,931
That's not who
I am speaking of.
419
00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:41,964
Who left the juicer plugged
into the electrical socket
420
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:43,464
with the top off?
421
00:19:48,631 --> 00:19:50,164
Theo.
422
00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:57,498
I'll remind you of
the penalty for perjury
423
00:19:57,498 --> 00:19:59,298
in this
state.
424
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,298
Did you leave the juicer
425
00:20:01,298 --> 00:20:04,098
plugged into the
electrical socket?
426
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:08,398
See, I don't think that...
427
00:20:08,398 --> 00:20:10,564
just answer the
question, please.
428
00:20:10,564 --> 00:20:12,064
Yes or no?
429
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:14,031
What I'm trying...
430
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:15,598
yes or No?
431
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,131
Yeah, but she...
432
00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:19,798
then you admit it!
433
00:20:19,798 --> 00:20:23,798
You are guilty of contributing
to the delinquency
434
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:25,798
of a six-
year-old.
435
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,098
I object.
436
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:32,731
Overruled.
437
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,298
How are you gonna be
the judge and the lawyer?
438
00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:37,898
Because I am.
439
00:20:38,898 --> 00:20:40,931
Well, then...
440
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:45,164
I throw myself at
the mercy of the court.
441
00:20:46,198 --> 00:20:49,164
You are sentenced
to five years
442
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,898
appliance probation
443
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:53,898
which means you
may not buy, look at
444
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:57,898
or touch an appliance
in that period of time.
445
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,431
You're trying to
influence the judge.
446
00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:09,331
That's 10 more years.
447
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,731
I find you in
contempt of court--
448
00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:18,564
that's 15 more years.
449
00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:21,098
Dr. Huxtable, what
are you doing?
450
00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:23,298
I'm going for life.
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