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daddy!
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I told you
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to knock first.
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I didn't want to wake you.
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Are you just coming in
from a date?
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No.
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What time
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is it?
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6-5-5.
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Well, I'm supposed to sleep
until 7-0-0.
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It's the first day of school.
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First day of school...
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All right!
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Let's get a move on!
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I'm already dressed.
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No--
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let's put on something
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that's more understated.
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But I wanted
to wear this!
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You look like a
fortune teller.
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We'll save
this later
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for when you go
to the prom.
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Put on something
in your room.
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Take off all
the jewelry.
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Bye-Bye.
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Bye-Bye.
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Clair!
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Clair!
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Clair.
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Clair, Clair,
it's the first
day of school!
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It's the first day of school?!
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first day of school!
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We get the house back!
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We made it through
the summer
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and now all
we have to do
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is get them out
of the house!
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We can get them out
in ten minutes!
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We can't Chase them out.
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We got to give them
breakfast first!
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We fed them all summer,
didn't we?
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I tell
you what:
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I will fix
breakfast.
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You get them
dressed.
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No, no.
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I will fix
breakfast.
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You get them
dressed.
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No! I know why you want
to change it around.
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Because you know
how difficult it is
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to get a child up
on the first day of school.
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I got them up
on the last day
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of school.
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All you said was,
"Last day of school"
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And children next door
were jumping out the windows!
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Last day of school!
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Denise?
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Mm-hmm?
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Are you up?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm not leaving
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until I hear you say
something clearly.
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I'm up!
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You lie!
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Now, consider this
your first warning.
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Come on, dad--
I'm tired.
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Denise?
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Uh-huh?
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You're not in that room
with somebody, are you?
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( alarm clock ringing )
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( ringing )
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It's alive!
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It's alive!
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Master, the monster's alive!
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Son, Come on!
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We got to get up now.
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First day of school!
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And... hit it!
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All right,
I'm going to count to three
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and if you're not up,
I'm pulling the covers off.
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One...
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two...
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three!
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Ahhh... there he is!
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He's getting up!
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He's crawling down!
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He's stopped!
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He's inching forward,
ladies and gentlemen!
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One of the better crawlers
of our time!
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His son is up!
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Up!
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Come on, now.
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You got to
get up, son.
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Ten minutes, dad.
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Are you begging?
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Five.
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No, son.
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Four? Three?
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Is this an auction?
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Son, you have to get up!
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Oh, come on, dad--
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I'm just coming off vacation.
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Vacation?!
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I think you don't
understand.
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A vacation, son,
is something you get
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when you have a job.
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I'm not saying you didn't
work hard this summer
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because you did.
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I've never seen anyone
work Harder at begging.
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Begging for money
for pizza.
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Begging to stay up late
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to Chase girls
Who didn't love you.
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Son...
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you get a chance
to rest now.
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You're going to...
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start school!
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Learning! The mind!
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Aren't you excited?
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Yes.
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Get excited.
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I'm excited.
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Say you're excited!
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Now, get excited!
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I'm excited!
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Stand up!
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I'm excited!
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I'm excited!
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Good!
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I'm up!
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Good morning, Rudy.
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You're going to be
a pretty first grader!
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Thank you.
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I wrote my name.
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"Rudy huxtable."
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Did anyone help you?
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No.
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I was married for years
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before I could spell "Huxtable."
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What do you want
for breakfast?
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Cereal.
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Cereal what?
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Cereal...
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and bananas.
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Cereal, bananas, what?
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Cereal, bananas...
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and milk.
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Cereal, bananas, milk...
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what?
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Cer...
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in a bowl.
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Cereal, bananas,
milk in a bowl...
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what?
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Cereal, bananas,
milk in a bowl...
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please?
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You got it!
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What kind of sandwich
do you want in your lunch?
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I made it.
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You dressed yourself
and made your lunch.
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Not today.
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When?
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When you bought the lunchbox.
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Rudy, that was
two weeks ago!
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What did
you make?
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Tuna fish.
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Well, how's
it going?
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Rudy has made her own lunch.
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Well, that's
wonderful!
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Tuna fish.
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Whoa!
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Well, the thing
is bubbling.
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Did you put
Seltzer in it?
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She made it
two weeks ago.
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Don't move,
dear.
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Don't move,
Jack!
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We've got to get
rid of this boy!
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Oh, man!
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Whoo!
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Morning, mom.
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Good morning!
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She was in front of
the mirror forever!
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I was not!
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I think it's boys.
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It is not!
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I think that
Vanessa's correct.
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It has nothing at all
to do with boys.
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She wants to look good
for the teachers.
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And if boys happen to notice,
I can't help it.
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Breakfast can
start now.
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The senior
has arrived.
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A whole year of this?
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This happens to be
very important.
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It's the first time
in High school
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Without my braces on.
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You think anyone will notice?
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My social life suffered
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When mom and dad
made me get them.
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We made you?
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Yeah.
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If we hadn't gotten you braces
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your mother and I would
now have a bigger house.
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And you would have teeth
growing out of your ears.
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Morning.
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How you
doing?
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Uh, son?
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Yeah, dad.
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Is that the shirt
that we bought?
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Yeah.
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Well, didn't it
have sleeves
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when we
bought it?
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They're upstairs.
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The sleeves didn't want
to come down this morning?
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I cut them off.
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This is how Everybody's
wearing it this year.
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Son, when we went
to the store
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you said, "Dad, I got
to have this shirt."
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And I looked
at the price of it.
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And I said,
"This is very expensive."
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And then I looked
at those brown eyes of yours
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and I said,
"Well, my son wants it
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and I'll buy
it for him."
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Now, if fashion dictates
that you cut those sleeves off
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that's fine with me.
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But somehow, somewhere,
in this lifetime
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you're going to
wear those sleeves.
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Good-Bye.
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Bye,
daddy.
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Have a
good time.
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Meee!
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All right!
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Bye-Bye!
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I'll be right
there, Rudy.
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As soon as I drop Rudy off
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I'm coming right back.
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Why?
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To have a first-day-of-school
celebration.
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We can't do that
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because I have
a new patient.
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Mrs. Ogawa?
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How did
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you know?
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Because I am mrs. Ogawa.
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( car Horn )
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I'm coming!
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Denise...
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Yeah?
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There's about 40 girls
in a '68 valiant
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honking the Horn.
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I know.
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I'm leaving.
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Have a good time.
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And?
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And what?
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You always say:
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"Where are you going?
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Don't do anything stupid."
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Well, you're a senior
in high school.
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And I know that you can
handle your responsibilities
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so there's no need
to say that.
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This is a historic
moment for me.
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And me.
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Why?
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Because you didn't
ask for money.
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Actually, I could
use five bucks.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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So where are
you going?
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And don't do
anything stupid.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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( car Horn )
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Dad, there's a car
full of girls out there
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honking at me.
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Theo, they're
honking for me.
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Oh.
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So how was school?
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It was a nightmare.
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I know...
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you went to
school today
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and all the kids had sleeves
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on their sweatshirts.
279
00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:34,664
No, dad.
280
00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:35,931
You see--
281
00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:38,931
all summer I've been
worried about something
282
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,864
and today
it happened.
283
00:12:48,431 --> 00:12:49,598
What?
284
00:12:49,598 --> 00:12:51,864
I got miss westlake
for math.
285
00:12:51,864 --> 00:12:53,864
You didn't want
miss westlake?
286
00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:55,198
No!
287
00:12:55,198 --> 00:12:58,464
She's the worst teacher
in the school.
288
00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,264
What makes her so bad?
289
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:03,964
She calls on kids who
don't have their hands up.
290
00:13:09,864 --> 00:13:11,231
You mean
to tell me
291
00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:14,964
this woman thinks
she can call on Any kid
292
00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:17,831
whether They raise
their hand or not?
293
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,264
Yes!
294
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,331
And if the bell rings
295
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:25,064
she makes the class stay
till she's finished.
296
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:27,498
You're kidding!
297
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,231
You mean
to tell me
298
00:13:29,231 --> 00:13:30,998
that class is over
299
00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:33,531
and because she
hasn't finished
300
00:13:33,531 --> 00:13:36,931
you have to stay
and listen to her?
301
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:37,898
Yes!
302
00:13:40,731 --> 00:13:42,831
Why do they keep her around?
303
00:13:42,831 --> 00:13:46,931
I bet she's got something
on the principal.
304
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:50,198
Did she give you
any homework?
305
00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:51,964
Dad, it's unbelievable.
306
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,364
She gave us a ton.
307
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:57,931
This could cut into
your leisure time.
308
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,398
I know.
309
00:13:59,398 --> 00:14:02,164
I'm afraid I'll have to do
something drastic.
310
00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:03,298
What?
311
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:05,264
I'm going to see
312
00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:08,664
if I can talk to
miss westlake.
313
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,131
What will you say?
314
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:13,298
I'm going to ask
if she'll adopt you.
315
00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:20,564
Oh, look who's here!
316
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:23,331
And how was
our first day
317
00:14:23,331 --> 00:14:24,831
in first grade?
318
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,631
Fine.
319
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,131
How was the lunchbox?
320
00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:28,998
Fine.
321
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,831
How was your teacher?
322
00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:32,564
She's fine.
323
00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:33,831
What's her name?
324
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,798
Don't tell me "Mrs. Fine."
325
00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:37,564
Mrs. Parker.
326
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:38,864
Mm-hmm.
327
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:39,898
Daddy?
328
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:40,964
Uh-huh?
329
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,264
She said you had
to fill this out.
330
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:46,264
I get the homework?
331
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,198
What is this?
332
00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:51,198
It's in case
of an emergency.
333
00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:52,698
What's an emergency?
334
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:56,098
In case I get sick or hurt.
335
00:14:56,098 --> 00:14:57,431
I see.
336
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:58,698
That's right.
337
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,164
Daddy?
338
00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:03,231
I don't want to go back.
339
00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:04,264
You don't?
340
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:05,431
Why?
341
00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:06,931
I hate it.
342
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,964
Oh, come here now.
343
00:15:08,964 --> 00:15:12,098
Tell me,
why do you hate it?
344
00:15:12,098 --> 00:15:14,964
This boy, James,
called me a name.
345
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,898
Really?
346
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,764
What did he call you?
347
00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,764
Rudy huckleberry.
348
00:15:24,698 --> 00:15:26,798
How did he say it?
349
00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:31,198
Did he say it nice, like
"Hello, Rudy huckleberry"
350
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:35,364
Or did he say, "You ain't
nothing but a Rudy huckleberry"?
351
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:38,231
he said, "Rudy huckleberry!
Rudy huckleberry!"
352
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:40,264
There are some kids
353
00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:45,764
who like to just go around
making up names for people.
354
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:48,264
So he looked you over
355
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:52,231
and he couldn't find
anything wrong with you.
356
00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:56,164
Now, had you a pair
of ears like this
357
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,664
he might have said,
"Hello, trophy-head."
358
00:15:59,664 --> 00:16:03,398
He couldn't find anything
wrong with you.
359
00:16:03,398 --> 00:16:07,131
All he could come up with
was "Rudy huckleberry!"
360
00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:10,731
that happened to me
all the time.
361
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:12,698
Did they make fun
of your nose?
362
00:16:17,131 --> 00:16:21,131
No, that didn't happen
until much later.
363
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:22,164
So...
364
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,031
come on now.
365
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:26,631
We're going to fill
this card out.
366
00:16:26,631 --> 00:16:29,064
"Emergency...
parent's name..."
367
00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:30,331
doctor...
368
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:31,131
mm-hmm.
369
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:32,498
And mrs....
370
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:33,464
Mm-hmm.
371
00:16:33,464 --> 00:16:34,598
Huckleberry.
372
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,264
Vanessa:
Rudy!
373
00:16:43,098 --> 00:16:45,564
Mom, have you
seen Rudy?
374
00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:46,431
No.
375
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:47,598
Rudy!!
376
00:16:47,598 --> 00:16:48,831
Vanessa...
377
00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:50,531
why are you yelling?
378
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,898
Go find the child.
379
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:55,231
Okay.
380
00:16:57,231 --> 00:16:58,731
Theo:
Denise!
381
00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:01,964
Mom, have you seen Denise?
382
00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:02,931
She's in the kitchen.
383
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,464
Denise!!
384
00:17:04,464 --> 00:17:07,231
is it necessary to yell?
385
00:17:07,231 --> 00:17:09,564
Why don't you
go talk to her?
386
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,298
Oh... okay.
387
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,531
Sorry, mom.
388
00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:18,998
Rudy:
Theo!
389
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,464
You, with the face,
come here.
390
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:25,131
What is your
problem?
391
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,064
Nothing.
392
00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:27,731
Why are you
yelling?
393
00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:29,731
I'm trying
to find Theo.
394
00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:31,264
He's in the kitchen.
395
00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:32,298
Don't you scream!
396
00:17:32,298 --> 00:17:35,064
Walk in
there quietly
397
00:17:35,064 --> 00:17:37,464
and talk to him.
398
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:44,664
Denise:
Vanessa,
I found Rudy!
399
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,431
VANESSA:
Does she have
my hairbrush?!
400
00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:50,264
I told you don't
yell in This house!
401
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:55,098
The next person who
yells in This house
402
00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:56,931
is going to get it.
403
00:18:00,398 --> 00:18:01,764
Clair?
404
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:03,831
( yells: )
Clair!!
405
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,131
what do you want?
406
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:15,864
What is the matter?
407
00:18:15,864 --> 00:18:17,498
Noise.
408
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:20,131
Cliff, this is what's
wrong with school.
409
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:22,664
These kids go to school
410
00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:26,564
and they hold it all in
till they come home.
411
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,864
You can't have it!
412
00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:28,998
Give it back!
413
00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:30,764
VANESSA:
It's my hairbrush!
414
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:31,964
It's mine!
415
00:18:31,964 --> 00:18:32,964
VANESSA:
No!
416
00:18:32,964 --> 00:18:34,764
Rudy:
Give it back!
417
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:39,198
It's just the noise
of autumn, dear.
418
00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:41,498
Children in
school all day
419
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:46,431
so you just have to learn
how to speak their language.
420
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:48,064
( yells: )
give it back!!
421
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:50,298
VANESSA:
Dad, it's mine!
422
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,364
You see?
423
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,364
You just talk their language.
424
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:55,331
( yelling: )
Clair!
425
00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:56,064
( YELLING: )
Yes!
426
00:18:56,064 --> 00:18:56,731
How are you?!
427
00:18:56,731 --> 00:18:57,598
I'm fine!
428
00:18:57,598 --> 00:18:59,331
I'm fine, too!
429
00:18:59,331 --> 00:19:00,398
Where are you?!
430
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:01,598
I'm in the
living room!
431
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,631
Me, too!
432
00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:03,631
You're kidding!
433
00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:05,231
CLIFF:
Are you hungry?!
434
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,198
CLAIRE:
Yes!
435
00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:07,498
Let's eat!
436
00:19:07,498 --> 00:19:08,498
Yes!
437
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:09,298
I'll follow you!
438
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:10,831
What do you want?!
439
00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:12,331
I don't
know!
440
00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:13,364
Hello, son!
441
00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:15,331
Your sleeves
are missing!
442
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,831
Where are you?!
443
00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:18,664
I'm in the
living room.
444
00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:20,664
I'm so happy!
445
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,231
What's wrong
with them?
446
00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:38,231
( phone ringing )
447
00:19:38,231 --> 00:19:41,464
Not another
Vanessa call.
448
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,598
Vanessa's residence.
449
00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:49,798
No, she cannot come
to the phone now
450
00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:53,364
because it is now 10:01
451
00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:55,931
and she cannot
have any calls
452
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,731
past ten O'clock.
453
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,264
No, I cannot
take a message.
454
00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:02,831
I'm her father.
455
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,331
I'm a doctor.
456
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:07,031
I graduated from medical school.
457
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,164
All right?
458
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,164
Good-Bye.
459
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:12,031
This is a live voice.
460
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:21,198
This child is coming
down with it.
461
00:20:21,198 --> 00:20:22,031
What?
462
00:20:22,031 --> 00:20:23,664
She's got the signs
463
00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:25,098
of being a teenager.
464
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,964
Sandra went through it first.
465
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,364
And now Theo
and Denise.
466
00:20:29,364 --> 00:20:32,164
I don't know
if this house
467
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,298
can take
another teenager.
468
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:37,664
The problem is that
we had the CHILDREN
469
00:20:37,664 --> 00:20:39,664
too close together.
470
00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,098
Yeah?
471
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:44,631
We should have had
them 20 years apart.
472
00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:47,098
The last thing
I want to do
473
00:20:47,098 --> 00:20:49,231
when I get
to be 100
474
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:51,464
is change
somebody's diaper.
475
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:52,998
By that time, dear
476
00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:54,964
they'll be
self-cleaning.
477
00:20:58,098 --> 00:20:59,098
Eh-hm!
478
00:20:59,098 --> 00:21:01,231
I'm just turning
the light out.
479
00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:02,564
I'll do it.
480
00:21:02,564 --> 00:21:04,731
What happened
to mrs. Ogawa?
481
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,964
Oh, she went home.
482
00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:26,464
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