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I landed on my face.
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I'm okay. Don't panic, I'm all right.
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- Everyone made it?
- Yeah.
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Yes, good!
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Yeah. No, Alto too. Yeah.
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I landed on my face. I need my face.
It's my stage meat.
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Yeah, absolutely. Where are we?
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This is the Ice Age,
as you can tell by the ice.
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It is cold.
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It's freezing.
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Kevin, are you sure
you wanna save your parents
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even though there will be times
like this when it's freezing?
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Yeah.
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You loved them, huh? Loved them?
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Yeah. I know they probably didn't
seem great but they could be sometimes.
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And sometimes, like on your birthday,
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you could do whatever you wanted.
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Like, they--
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No, no. Go on.
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Well, like,
they let me go to Woodhenge. Like--
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I know that they maybe didn't enjoy it,
but they let me go.
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Yeah.
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It would make you feel like
the most important person in the world.
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That's great.
Is that the end of the story?
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I don't want to interrupt.
It's just that there's a--
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Stay very still and it might not see us.
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Oh, no.
It's going to eat that "rhinokelos."
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Stay silent.
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Don't attract its attention.
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Hey.
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You want something to eat,
you big toothy slob?
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- Bittelig!
- Why?
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Look over here!
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Bittelig, remember my advice
from the previous sentence?
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I didn't think it through.
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I would like to use this opportunity
to apologize for putting you all at risk.
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So don't you worry, it is all on me.
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Fine, all right.
Throw all the stolen treasures at it.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Okay.
- I missed.
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I missed. Missed.
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That's everything. That's all we've got.
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- Already?
- I've got these breath mints.
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- Should I throw the breath mints?
- Yes.
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I'm afraid.
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For the love of--
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- Got it!
- Yes!
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Take that!
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Is it looking at me?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Very much so.
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Scare it. Scare it away.
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- Scare it?
- Go away!
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Become a bigger predator together.
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Come on. As a chorus. Away!
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Away!
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- Away!
- It worked!
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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- The power of acting!
- Yes!
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Yeah!
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Run! Run away!
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There! Behind there, quickly.
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Quickly!
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Okay. Okay, we'll be okay here.
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Mammoth.
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Kevin!
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Saffron?
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Finally found you, Kevin.
I finally found you.
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- Kevin.
- Brother Kevin?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Saffron, how-- What-- When--
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Wha-- What are you doing riding a mammoth?
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What?
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Paleontologists say there's no evidence
that people rode mammoths.
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Well, tell them paleontologists to do one,
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'cause I'm riding a flippin' mammoth.
Aren't I?
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Kevin, we found your family.
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- Help me. Thank you.
- That's not-- No.
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Nice to meet you.
We've been searching for you.
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- They're not--
- You all look alike.
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I've been attacked by cavemen.
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It's not-- It's his family.
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- Sorry. How offensive.
- Flippin' hell.
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Who have you got yourself involved with?
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Except, this is my little sister.
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- You have a sister?
- The annoying one?
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- Hey!
- I never said that.
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I never said that.
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No, I mean,
is the annoying one your sister?
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You're coming at me?
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- No, I'm not.
- Coming at her?
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- Coming at her?
- No, I'm not.
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- You having a go, mate?
- Stop it. I'm not.
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- No.
- Widgit.
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- What? They started it.
- Yeah, just give up.
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Yeah. Listen to your mate.
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- Give up!
- Give up, mate.
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- Go on, give it up.
- Give up, mate.
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Kevin?
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- He fainted.
- He's all right.
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You're back, Bruv?
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Yeah.
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Right, introductions.
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So this is Faza and Howler.
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They basically, like, looked after me.
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Basically been my cave parents.
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Hey, ya.
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And that's Tooth Tooth and Meatgirl.
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You wanna introduce me to all these
randoms you're with?
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I'm not bothered.
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They call themselves the Time Bandits.
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More like Time Randos.
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- Hello?
- Yeah, hi.
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This girl.
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How'd you get here?
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Mammoth.
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Duh, Kevin.
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- What a muppet.
- What a muppet.
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Meatgirl, Tooth Tooth, shut up.
That's me brother.
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Soz. LOL.
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I mean, back in time.
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Went through your
magical bedroom or whatever.
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And then I asked people, "Have you seen
this nerd?" And they were like,
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"Yeah, he went that way with a bunch
of weirdos." Meaning all you, obvs.
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Oh, no.
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It is the hairy rhino.
It's broken its leg.
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Can't we help him?
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Okay, but we can't keep it.
No pets. Too big.
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I call them rhinos unicorns.
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But it's not a unicorn though, is it?
It's got two horns.
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Well, it's a flippin' "twonicorn" then.
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No, it's not.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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This is where I've been living. Be normal.
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You're all right, Bizza?
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How's it going, Iggy? Sheena?
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Saff.
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Wait here, Mambo 2. Stay.
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I don't know how to-- Saff.
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Loudest Voice, how's your counting going?
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One, two, three!
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Nailin' it, mate.
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Hey, Grunt.
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Me brother.
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Hello, "Grant."
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No. Grunt.
'Cause that's how he says hello.
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Is that how Neanderthals greet people?
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It's how 13-year-olds greet people.
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Racist.
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How do you know all this stuff?
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How can you talk to them
without a translator?
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How did you learn to ride a mammoth?
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And throw spears?
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And why does everyone speak like you?
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I learned. And I taught them things.
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But you haven't been here long enough.
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I've been here ages, Kev.
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I've been here nearly three years.
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What?
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Thirty-two months I've been here.
I marked every day.
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Traced me hand.
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That's great, Loudest Voice.
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Yeah.
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What are these little red circles for?
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Those are my birthdays.
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I missed your birthdays?
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It's all right.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That means I'm older than you now.
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Saff, I have to tell you something.
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I'm the oldest.
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That means I can tell you
to shut up when I want.
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You already used to every day.
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It means I'm in charge
when Mum and Dad aren't here.
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Saff, Mum and Dad--
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I'm taller than you.
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- Saff--
- Let me have this moment, Kevin!
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- All right.
- I'm the oldest. I'm the biggest.
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I'm the oldest and I'm the best.
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You know,
you could've pulled this by yourself.
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Penelope, I couldn't see
'cause I had frozen tears in my eyes.
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I'm superior in every area.
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How's your annoying sister, Kevin?
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This is the happiest I've ever seen her.
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So this is where all the cooking happens?
And the diet's all Paleo?
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- What?
- You what?
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I love these people.
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I'm gonna teach them about the theater.
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Everything is okay.
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You are with Bittelig now.
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- Eat now, yeah?
- No.
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Eat now, yeah?
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No, we're not going to eat it.
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We are going to save it.
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To eat now?
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No, no.
Just to save it so it can live a life.
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And have a future.
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- Laters, yeah?
- Future.
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I am superior in every area.
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So, who's the most annoying
family member in your family?
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- Superior in every area.
- It's close, isn't it?
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Between the two of you, it's close.
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Superior. What are you looking at? Jog on.
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You jog-- Jog in. Jog at.
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No, you get your jogging shoes on
and jog on.
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Jog on.
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So, she's staying here, right?
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So, we got to meet the chief.
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He's kinda like the top dog,
like the prime minister of the cavepeople.
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All right, Saff, yeah?
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Yeah. You?
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This is my brother
I was telling youse all about.
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Kevin?
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Yeah.
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I don't talk like that.
I don't know why people think that.
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Well, I don't...
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innit, yeah?
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- LOL.
- LOL. Big LOL, yeah.
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You've told everyone here that I'm boring?
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At least I mentioned you.
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And this is the group of randoms
he travels with.
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- Randoms?
- Yeah, that would be us.
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Saff, you bring randoms here, innit?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. Soz.
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We will be taking the girl with us.
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- Take Saff?
- I'm sure that's a huge relief to you.
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No. No LOL. Saff is with us now.
Yeah, innit, yeah?
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She's my sister.
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My sister. My sister. My sister.
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I've got to go see my parents.
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We need Saff.
She's a total legend, innit? Yeah?
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Legend Saff.
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- Saff's a legend.
- Total legend. Yeah.
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I'm a total legend, yeah? As you can see.
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In what way?
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E.g., in every kind of way.
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I've got good banter.
I taught them how to banter.
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I invented the chair.
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Check it. Sick chair, yeah? Skull on it.
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"YOLO."
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You only live once.
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YOLO.
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- YOLO.
- YOLO.
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YOLO.
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It's a performance.
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He's coming over to you.
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He's intimidating.
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Yeah, he's cool.
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- Challenge accepted.
- What?
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No, no, I didn't--
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NGL, you did.
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He says, "Not gonna lie, but you did."
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No. I thought I was saying hello.
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He thinks you're a threat to his authority
because you're another leader.
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It's a big deal. It's kinda like
the patriarchy and all that.
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00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,259
Yes. But I am not the leader.
258
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,677
Yeah, but you is though.
259
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,678
- No.
- But you is though.
260
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,055
Yes, I understood him.
261
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,765
But you see, we vote.
262
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,433
I mean, you is,
'cause that's just the way it is,
263
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,227
and you is the leader. Innit, yeah?
264
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,646
I am not the leader.
265
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,023
- You is the leader, yeah, innit? You is.
- No, but--
266
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,233
He doesn't like you.
267
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,734
Well, I'm picking up on that.
268
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,779
Yes, you is the leader.
269
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,614
- It-- Okay, yeah.
- Just stop.
270
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,658
- It's not over. Yeah?
- Okay.
271
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,034
We should go now.
272
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,577
- Laters.
- Okay.
273
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,457
Okay.
274
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,918
It's not over!
275
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:26,552
Twonicorn, we gonna reset your leg now,
so it's gonna hurt a little.
276
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,137
I have everything I need here.
277
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:34,184
So you just relax.
Nothing to be afraid of.
278
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,980
You're ready?
279
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,278
Are you not ready? Okay.
280
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:47,197
Yeah, I was ready,
but if you're not ready, that's okay.
281
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,407
We can do it later.
282
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:53,996
Yes, we will do it later
when he is ready to--
283
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,789
- Eat now.
- No.
284
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,292
How about now?
285
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,376
No eat.
286
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,419
- No.
- Nom nom.
287
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,420
Please go.
288
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:03,422
Wanker.
289
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,258
- "Sasquatch."
- Saffron.
290
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,342
That's right, yes.
291
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:11,388
What did the chief--
I guess-- mean by "challenge"?
292
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,472
Don't worry.
293
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,683
- Probably a physical challenge.
- A what?
294
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,351
Because you're trying to take me away.
295
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,605
- Maybe a fistfight. Fighting an animal.
- What?
296
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,773
Getting thrown into a freezing cold lake.
297
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,150
What?
298
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,568
Seeing how many times you can get clubbed.
299
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,945
Wha-- No. Okay,
I think we should probably go.
300
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,780
- I concur.
- You'll die out there at night.
301
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,741
Yeah, no,
we're not gonna survive out there.
302
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:31,658
I concur with him.
303
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,204
So, anyway, you're gonna need
these 'cause it gets cold at night.
304
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,456
At night? It's cold all the time.
305
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,626
Yeah. It's the Ice Age,
not the warm, cozy age.
306
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,919
Well, this is wonderful.
307
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,504
They stink.
308
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,172
What is your problem?
309
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,424
He doesn't like you
because he doesn't know you.
310
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,343
Yeah, and I don't like him,
'cause I know him.
311
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,145
What is this?
312
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,813
It's to keep you warm.
313
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,232
To keep me warm?
314
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,651
Soz.
315
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,696
But I was busy looking after Twonicorn.
316
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,406
It's not a unicorn.
317
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,492
It is to us.
318
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,618
It is to us, Kevin. It's magical.
319
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,164
- It's not.
- Shut up.
320
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,458
- Saff.
- Kevin, shut up!
321
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,962
Throw him off cliff.
322
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,005
No.
323
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,883
But thank you, Howler.
324
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,978
No. No, that's hot. Remember? Hot.
325
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,272
- It's burny.
- It is, innit?
326
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,481
Yeah. It is.
327
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,112
- I just told you not to touch it.
- Soz.
328
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,739
Everything is going to be fine.
329
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,450
We're gonna fix your leg.
330
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,663
And you are going to walk again. Yes.
331
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,333
We lost Susan, we lost Judy.
332
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,420
We're not going to lose you, my friend.
333
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,757
Saff, I have to tell you something.
334
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,136
It's hard to say, but--
335
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,053
Hold on.
336
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,972
Top dog's here.
337
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,644
- Oh, boy. It's this guy.
- Penelope.
338
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,230
The guy from the cave.
339
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,316
Yes, I recognize him.
340
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,650
He's really eyeballing ya.
341
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,070
I don't know what I did.
342
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,822
You haven't done anything, Penelope.
343
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,740
Thank you.
344
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,409
It's just a weird energy
you give off to people and animals.
345
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,577
What does that mean?
346
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,162
Look. He's really looking at you now.
347
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,246
What?
348
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,709
You're mugging me off?
349
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,004
- Pardon?
- You're mugging me off?
350
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,048
What does that mean?
351
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,382
He thinks you're mugging him off.
352
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,842
What does that mean?
353
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:57,054
I think he means like you mugged at him.
Like, you mugged him off.
354
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,682
- What does that mean?
- Making a fool of him.
355
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,518
You're mugging me off, is it? Innit, yeah?
356
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,854
- Mugging me off, innit?
- Innit? "Innot"? "Innint"?
357
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,564
- Yeah!
- I'm really not. This is awkward.
358
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,857
How do I get out of this?
359
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,235
Saff, I have to tell you
something important.
360
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,320
No. I don't-- I'm not mocking.
361
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,531
- What have I missed?
- Can we have some privacy?
362
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:18,825
- Yeah.
- Kevin, don't leave me with--
363
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,744
You're gonna-- Okay.
364
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,886
Saff, it's about Mum and Dad.
365
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,681
I miss them. Do you miss them?
366
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,892
I mean, it hasn't been as long for you,
so it's not as bad.
367
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,936
But you still miss them, right? Like--
368
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,606
What is that?
369
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,651
This is them. This is Mum and Dad.
370
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,571
Looks like lumps of coal.
371
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,949
- Yeah, I know. It's pretty bad.
- "Pretty bad"?
372
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,492
What happened to them?
373
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,786
A demon turned them into lumps of coal.
374
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,872
A demon? What?
375
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624
Is it your fault somehow?
376
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,670
I wonder that too.
377
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,090
They're dead?
378
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,217
Yeah.
379
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,970
But we have a map
that can take us through time.
380
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,223
We think if we can find the right portal,
we can--
381
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,975
Find this demon
and knee him in the bollocks.
382
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:28,020
It's actually a she. Sexist.
383
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,481
No, we can stop it from happening.
384
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,152
That demon chick, does she have
orange glowing eyes and hectic hair?
385
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,738
You saw her? At our house?
386
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:41,450
No. The weirdo
was stalking me in the forest.
387
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,910
She gave me the ick.
388
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,246
- She's a flippin' minger.
- That's her.
389
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,832
If she came at me now,
she wouldn't have a chance.
390
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,000
She's powerful.
391
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,921
I'd get a spear. And then I'd get
my mates, Kaga, Meatgirl, and Scarlett.
392
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:57,341
I know them from school.
And smack. Thunk. Hobble her.
393
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,967
She's a demon, Saff.
394
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,059
I've been trying to get to Mum and Dad
since it happened.
395
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,311
And I don't know how to.
396
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,979
I don't know where to go.
397
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,523
I don't know when to go.
398
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,107
I don't even know if it's possible.
399
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,902
I almost gave up.
400
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,323
Well, I did give up, Kevin.
401
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,117
I couldn't find my way out of here.
402
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,121
I looked, looked and looked.
And I just gave up.
403
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,123
I had to concentrate on surviving.
404
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,918
But we've found each other now.
405
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,586
And we're gonna do this together, yeah?
406
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,171
Yeah.
407
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,548
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
408
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,174
And we're not gonna give up.
409
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,927
See your dodgy mates?
410
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,305
Maybe like this.
411
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,558
Or maybe like this.
412
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,811
I'm Lady Capulet. "Get thee to bed
and rest, for thou hast need."
413
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:53,564
And now I'll be Juliet. Don't worry,
Meatgirl. It'll be you on the day.
414
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:57,234
They look like convicted kidnappers
disguised as reject circus performers.
415
00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,654
But he is not gonna give up,
until that unicorn is walking again.
416
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,615
And he's not gonna give up
until he teaches cavepeople acting.
417
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,702
And I don't know what
they're trying to do over there.
418
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,580
You was proper
muggin' me off, innit, yeah?
419
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,206
But they can't give up.
420
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,165
And neither can we.
421
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,335
Tomorrow, we are going off
to find the portal or whatever.
422
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,671
And we are gonna save our mum and dad.
423
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,339
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
424
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,177
We won't give up.
425
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,180
Just like your mates.
426
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,433
I can't do it.
I don't have any medical training.
427
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:34,062
I give up, Twonicorn. I give up.
428
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,689
- I'm alive, you understand?
- You're dead.
429
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:39,776
No, Juliet in the play is dead,
but I am, in fact, alive. It's acting.
430
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,528
- You're dead!
- That's it. You're not getting it.
431
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,031
- You're dead!
- You're not gonna get-- I quit.
432
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,074
- I give up.
- You're muggin' me, yeah?
433
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,369
- "Chiffon."
- You're fully mocking me.
434
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,456
- Oh, no. He's back on your mate again.
- Mocking me, yeah?
435
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,374
Take her to the challenge, innit.
436
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,211
No!
437
00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:03,342
"Penepole" must pick a challenge
to take Saff away, innit, yeah?
438
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,469
Choose, yeah?
439
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,554
You're gonna have to pick a challenge.
440
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,057
Otherwise, I'm not gonna
be able to go with youse.
441
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,021
So, either you have to fight hand-to-hand
with Kaga--
442
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,690
And Kaga is hard as nails.
443
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,234
She'll probably flippin' do you.
444
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:22,486
Flippin' do you, innit.
445
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:25,989
- Kaga!
- Uh-huh?
446
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,492
Or you have to do the walk of fear.
447
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,827
Okay. What is the walk of fear?
448
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:31,745
Sounds scary.
449
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,998
You have to walk over
to that rock and back. Alone.
450
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,211
So what are the risks?
451
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:42,339
It's just, earlier today
I threw a pack of breath mints
452
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:46,677
at a cave lion and it's still around,
I think.
453
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,929
- Jog on.
- Jog on.
454
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,347
- Yes. Okay.
- Jog on. Go on.
455
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,765
Get on with it.
456
00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:01,692
It's actually very dark.
457
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:05,904
Well, this doesn't do much, does it?
458
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,907
Is she gonna make it?
459
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,743
Depends if she's good at fighting animals.
460
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,874
I'm cold, Widgit.
461
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,542
I'm freezing, mate.
462
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,961
Yeah, I'm freezing too, Bittelig.
463
00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:25,674
This fur, it's not my size, is it?
464
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,176
No, it's not.
465
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,220
Listen...
466
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,932
There is a way we can get more fur though.
467
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,976
- Really? How?
- Yeah.
468
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:48,071
No.
469
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:55,621
You think you can intimidate me.
Literally a Neanderthal.
470
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,958
Grunting at me.
Well, I can grunt right back.
471
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:02,336
That was me, right?
472
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,214
Where am I?
473
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:08,467
I don't know.
474
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:10,427
Okay.
475
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:15,849
Prints. So there and there.
476
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,478
You're damn right, I'm a leader.
477
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,231
Okay, well, that's snow.
478
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:23,690
That's all right.
479
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,735
See? I'm not afraid of a walk of fear.
480
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,363
I am Firestorm.
481
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,865
I know not fear. I know not her name.
482
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:34,701
Well, I guess it's fear.
483
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,168
No, I can't do it.
I love that "rhinokelos."
484
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,378
I know, mate.
485
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,922
Like, I saw his eyes, Widgit.
486
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:49,716
I just love him. I can't do it.
487
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,177
It's either that animal or it's us.
488
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:57,224
These are strong hairy men
and women of the mountain.
489
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,518
I wasn't built for this.
490
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,395
Look at Alto.
491
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:04,273
I think he's on his way out.
492
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,816
Widgit, where is he going?
493
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,401
Don't make me say it.
494
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:10,404
- I'll have another look.
- Yeah.
495
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,004
It's just there.
496
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,547
Okay.
497
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,900
The eyes of death.
498
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,863
It's looking at me.
499
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:57,075
I'm so sorry
500
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:01,455
I threw that packet
of breath mints at your--
501
00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:03,874
at your head.
502
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:05,959
So sorry.
503
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,463
Please forgive me.
504
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:13,342
I'm just-- Is it okay if I just--
505
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:15,719
I'm gonna...
506
00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:20,057
Good. Done. Goodbye.
507
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:24,561
The eyes of death. Eyes of death.
508
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,896
The eyes of death.
509
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:38,867
The eyes of death. The eyes of death.
510
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:16,989
The eyes of death.
511
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,221
You couldn't do it, could you?
512
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:44,933
No.
513
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:48,061
Okay, time to go, nobcicles.
514
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,813
No, it's-- We're the Time Bandits.
515
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,356
Let's do it to it.
516
00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:53,442
I'll go in front 'cause I'm older.
517
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:54,902
I was born first.
518
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,028
I'm older.
519
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:58,280
- Age depends on who was born first.
- Oh, my God. Kevin...
520
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,741
- So if I was, then I'm older.
- ...I've been here almost three years.
521
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,284
- Yeah, but this is back in time.
- I'm almost 13.
522
00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:03,660
- You're 11.
- This is back in time.
523
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,370
- I'm almost 13.
- That's not the normal timeline.
524
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:09,166
I am going in the front
to protect everybody.
525
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,920
That's good. Big cats
either go for the front or the back.
526
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:16,256
Yes. Well, actually,
I'm gonna go in the middle,
527
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,926
I think, so I have
a good overview of the group.
528
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:21,345
"Penope" has my 'spect. Isn't she, yeah?
529
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,598
He says he respects you 'cause no one's
been all the way to the rock before.
530
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,391
- They're afraid.
- Legend.
531
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,976
Thank you.
532
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,269
You havin' a go?
533
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:30,646
No, no.
534
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,482
- I was taking the mick. LOL.
- LOL.
535
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,483
Hilarious.
536
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,318
- Be my woman.
- What?
537
00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:40,531
You. Me. We could rule this together.
538
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:41,740
He's keen on you.
539
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,075
You keen?
540
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:47,371
Well, I'm spoken for. So...
541
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,290
- Got it.
- A fiancรฉ.
542
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,667
Fancy? Is it? Yeah.
543
00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,961
Don't actually know where he is,
so you could actually--
544
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,964
But I have a fiancรฉ,
which means that I am unavailable.
545
00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:58,465
Jealous.
546
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,718
I'm well jel, yeah? Well jel, yeah.
547
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:04,096
- You go now?
- We have to save our family.
548
00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:05,472
Yeah, we're family, innit?
549
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,807
Me other family.
550
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:08,976
We're gonna see
if we can save our parents.
551
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,102
What happened?
552
00:30:10,102 --> 00:30:12,062
Well, they're dead.
553
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,397
- Dead?
- Yeah.
554
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:15,774
But we're gonna see
if we can make 'em alive again.
555
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,320
Alive? Again?
556
00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:22,656
But YOLO.
557
00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:26,660
YOLO.
558
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:30,038
Maybe you can live more than once.
Maybe YOLT.
559
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,250
YOLT.
560
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,376
She's dead.
561
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,170
No. I'm alive, thank you.
562
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,462
But it was acting.
563
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:38,463
You're dead.
564
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,966
- Acting.
- Gonna miss these cavepeople.
565
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,427
You know what it's like
to be the smartest person around?
566
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,387
Yeah.
567
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,055
Don't eat the "rhinokeros."
568
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:47,973
- We'll eat it.
- Eat it.
569
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,683
No, I will be coming back.
570
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:52,186
No, don't eat. We're coming back.
571
00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,270
We're coming back?
572
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:54,438
- Okay, Saff.
- Okay, Saff.
573
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:55,814
Be my woman, yeah?
574
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,025
- Okay. So, let's go right now.
- Yeah, this way.
575
00:30:58,025 --> 00:31:00,903
- Is that a maybe, "Penope"?
- Bye!
576
00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:02,362
Oh, no.
577
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,491
Penelope, when can we come back?
578
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,118
Come back? No, why?
579
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:10,412
- We have to help the "rhinokeros."
- I have to see me mates.
580
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:11,914
- The people you just saw?
- Yes.
581
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,208
Would you guys like
to hear a fact about the Ice Age?
582
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,376
- Oh, no.
- No.
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