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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,384 The portal's not here. 2 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,928 Either the map is wrong, or the land is wrong. 3 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,179 Or you're wrong. 4 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,639 Right, yes, that's possible. 5 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,766 Are you saying I could have gotten home from here? 6 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,103 Yes, well, that is if I can find the portal. 7 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,147 Maybe something's written underneath here. 8 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:09,862 No. That's... No. 9 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,447 Nope. I just can't seem to find it anywhere. 10 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,575 All right. Well, we'll wait as long as it takes. 11 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,159 People die from the cold out here. 12 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,537 - Or until we get cold. - Yeah. I'm already cold. 13 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,997 What do we do when we get there? 14 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:24,917 Well, it's very important that you don't meet your past selves at all. 15 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,044 Will we cancel ourselves out? 16 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,881 Will we implode into ourselves? Like all our atoms, or whatever? 17 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,966 No, it'll just wreak havoc with your self-image. 18 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,178 Yeah, I've seen myself before. It was very weird. 19 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:37,680 Now, I wonder what these symbols mean. 20 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,975 Maybe the answer is behind this flap... 21 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,394 - I really can't see this portal anywhere. - There! 22 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,313 There it is. 23 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,274 So, how long will we have to save our parents? 24 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,694 - My dear little Kevin and "Sauron." - Saffron. 25 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,112 We only have 30 minutes. 26 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,238 Thirty minutes? 27 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,949 Yes, we're going back to the night that we met you. 28 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,117 Just slightly earlier. 29 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,746 What? The night that it happened? Can't we go another time? 30 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,916 No! Fianna and The Supreme Being were both there that night! 31 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,544 Yes. Well, there are risks involved. 32 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:11,380 - Whoa, wait. - No, stop! It's too dangerous! 33 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,633 Not my problem, soz! 34 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,635 My God. She's so... 35 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,887 - Yeah, but she's my sister. - Yeah. 36 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,097 - Kevin. - No, no, Kevin, it's unsafe! 37 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:23,435 We still don't even know if we can change the past! 38 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,729 I do. 39 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,494 This isn't our house. 40 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,204 There's kids in the fridge. 41 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,540 You kids shouldn't be playing in my fridge. 42 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,125 Okay. 43 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,044 Where are we? 44 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,629 Is this black-and-white times? 45 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,631 - This is a party. - How would you know? 46 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,174 You've never been to a party. 47 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,093 - I have been to one. - Have not. 48 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,845 I did, in the '20s. 49 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,263 - No, you didn't. - I did. 50 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,181 - You didn't. - I did! 51 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,140 - No, you didn't! - I did! 52 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,475 - We've got half an hour, Kevin! - Then stop arguing! 53 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,476 Yeah! 54 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,311 Is this Bingley? 55 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,063 Yeah, unfortunately. 56 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:11,440 Which way to Chisley Close? 57 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,192 I don't know it. 58 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,570 Can you look it up on your phone? 59 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,737 No. 60 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,866 We need a central landmark to orient ourselves. 61 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,118 It's what we do on the tundra. 62 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,996 Which way to the shopping center? 63 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,164 It's that way. Are you going shopping? 64 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,750 We're gonna stop our parents being turned to coal by a demon. 65 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,335 That's dark. 66 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,838 - It's daytime. - It's supposed to be night. 67 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,841 Maybe we've got more time. 68 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,176 We can't do it. 69 00:03:37,177 --> 00:03:39,677 - We barely survived the first time. - We have to. They're just kids. 70 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,554 I'm actually having second thoughts about this. 71 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,724 'Cause I don't actually wanna get burnt to cinders by my ex-girlfriend. 72 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,059 Not by anyone really, but especially not by her. 73 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,395 - W-We need to discuss this more. - Yes. 74 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,230 No! Stop discussing it, and go now! 75 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,733 My God! 76 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,943 Is that future us? My self-image. 77 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,361 Why are we so sweaty? 78 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,821 Long story, no time. 79 00:03:58,822 --> 00:03:59,781 Where am I? 80 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,657 Those kids, they're in danger. 81 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,451 - Hell. - Yes, hell. 82 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,744 I'm really scared. 83 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,414 No, you're incredibly brave! Your personal contribution is important! 84 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,625 - Wow, really? - Yes! Damn! 85 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,003 Why aren't I with you? 86 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,588 - Did I die? - We're not sure. 87 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,216 What do you mean you're not sure? 88 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,345 How did I open the portal that you're talking to us through? 89 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:26,057 Your understanding of the map is greater than you realize. 90 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:29,102 - Is it? - Yes! Time folds! 91 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,355 Do you get it? 92 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,982 No, I'm not getting it, no. 93 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,486 - Wha... What happened to us? - What do you mean, you're not sure? 94 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,781 No! No more questions. You have to go now. Go! 95 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,575 - Hey, what was... Wait! Um... - Okay, okay. Calm down. 96 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:46,827 What was that screaming? 97 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,246 Why was I so bossy? 98 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:51,375 - What happens to me? - What was I on about? 99 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,133 I think we need to go back the way we came. 100 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,387 This place looks even more grim than normal. 101 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,140 And everyone's dressed in retro. 102 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,434 Is it in fashion, maybe? 103 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,812 I'm really not up to date with fashion these days. 104 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,064 Yeah, look at you. 105 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,442 Even the music's retro. 106 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,195 It's like Mum's "On the Wine" playlist. 107 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,075 It's 1996. 108 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,619 No. The olden days. 109 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,372 It's not 30 minutes before our parents die. 110 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,374 It's nearly 30 years. 111 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,126 Would Map Guy make a mistake that big? 112 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,880 This is actually the most accurate he's been. 113 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,760 Kevin, that house with the Halloween people, 114 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,264 that was our house before it became our house. 115 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,434 It must be what they knocked down to build the estate. 116 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,227 Our street doesn't exist yet. 117 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,146 We don't live there yet. 118 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,982 We don't live yet. 119 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,071 I thought I was gonna see Mum and Dad. 120 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,282 I really did. 121 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,076 M-Me too. 122 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,119 I wanted to save them. 123 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,414 It's okay, we'll try again. 124 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,083 We'll come back another time. 125 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,795 We can find 'em. 126 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,796 What? 127 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,257 We can see them. They're alive now. 128 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,968 They haven't had us yet, Saff. They don't know us. 129 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,094 But we know them. 130 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:30,431 I know she won't know who I am. But I wanna hug me mum, Kev. 131 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:34,018 But what if we do something wrong and stop ourselves from existing? 132 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:38,064 If we stop ourselves existing, then we won't exist to stop ourselves existing. 133 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,774 That means we'll exist, won't we? 134 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:40,900 Think about it. 135 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,151 What? 136 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,612 Maybe don't tell them you're their kid from the future. 137 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:48,951 Because they might not want kids if they see how boring I am? 138 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,576 What are you gonna say? 139 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,578 "I'm ya future son, here to save you from a demon 140 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,248 who turned you into these barbecue briquettes I keep in my bumbag. 141 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,791 That's you there." 142 00:06:57,752 --> 00:07:00,628 I'll go to Poppa's house, you go to Grandma and Granddad's. 143 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,255 We have to think about what we're going to say. 144 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,881 No thinking, just doing. 145 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,222 We're too late. His family are already ghosts. 146 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,558 I'm not bossy though, am I? 147 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:16,561 This isn't the right place. Is this the Fortress of Darkness? 148 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:19,021 I'm here. I made it. 149 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,231 This is the right place. 150 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,441 I made it. I'm still here, Penelope. 151 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,110 Yes, yes, good. 152 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,655 What did future me mean, "Time fold"? Folding into what? 153 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,740 You figure it out. We have to save them. 154 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,075 Excuse me. Excuse me. 155 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,119 Save them from what? We didn't say. 156 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,664 - How am I about to be brave? - I don't know. I can't imagine it. 157 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,417 - Cool. Fianna! - Out of my way, please. 158 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,004 Beg your pardon. 159 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,006 - Thought you were someone else. - His ex. 160 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,507 It was a turbulent relationship. 161 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,758 Must've been. 162 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,803 All right, great, let's... 163 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:00,897 Dad? 164 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,528 Take a picture, mate. It'll last longer. 165 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,573 Dad. 166 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,325 I'm Mikey. 167 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,743 M-Mikey who? 168 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,786 Mikey Haddock. Who are you? 169 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,080 I'm Kevin... ...Haddaway. 170 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,000 Haddaway? I had a way with your mum. 171 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,586 Yeah. 172 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,588 Just a joke. 173 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,798 Good one. 174 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:30,259 Me dad said I need to play outside. I outsmarted him. 175 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,971 Playing outside. Booyah. 176 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,561 Game Boy. Sold me bike to buy it. 177 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,480 Got in trouble. 178 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:42,980 I'm a rebel. 179 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,441 I got killed. 180 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,985 It's okay, I've got another life. 181 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,987 Yeah. 182 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,656 Have a go. It's wicked. 183 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,451 No, no, no, no, no, 184 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,954 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 185 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:03,417 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 186 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:04,753 Okay, press that. 187 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:06,754 I found him. 188 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,631 The tiny one from the special bedroom. 189 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,550 But he's in the wrong time. 190 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,009 And he is without the others. 191 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,886 He holds the map. 192 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,429 Are you sure that's the map, Master? 193 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,640 - Yeah, so this is the map. - Yeah, that's the map. 194 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,767 So, you can go to different lands with it, right? 195 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,644 No. Hide it, he'll see it. 196 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:24,188 It's too late. I've already seen it. 197 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,983 Awaken Fianna. 198 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,818 Fianna! 199 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,954 Fianna. 200 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:45,126 What did you mean when you say you didn't know if I'm alive? 201 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,753 It wasn't me now, Bittelig, it was me in the future. 202 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,548 How am I supposed to know what future me doesn't know? 203 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,216 Do I fall into a time void? 204 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,301 I don't know! 205 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:57,471 - So, do I get... sorry... get caught? - I don't know! 206 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,806 All right, great, listen. 207 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,433 - Anything? Anything? No. - No. Nothing. 208 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,976 Apparently not. 209 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,811 Future me was so bossy. 210 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,897 Really disturbing how I came across. 211 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,649 A-Am I anything like that? 212 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,651 - No. - No. 213 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,278 'Cause I'm not bossy. Right. 214 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,739 Okay, Alto, you've got to blend in 215 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,074 and find out which of these are Kevin's parents. 216 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,576 Why am I going to be brave? 217 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,994 - Is it because... - Just go! 218 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,204 Indeed. 219 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:25,208 Was that bossy? No, that was firm. There's a difference. 220 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:34,800 It's my nan's wedding dress. I dyed it black. It's wicked, yeah? 221 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,052 Yeah, deadly. 222 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,346 Wicked, yeah? 223 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,555 Do you know the people who live here? 224 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,349 Yeah, I do, mate. 225 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,935 Deadly. 226 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,687 Do you know my mates Kevin and "Savlon"? 227 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,773 They live here. 228 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,690 They're children. 229 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,234 Are you their mum and dad? 230 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,610 Ooh, yuck. 231 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,195 - Yuck. - No, mate. 232 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,947 No, no, okay. 233 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:59,159 Were some kids playing in the fridge. 234 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,495 - Where did they go, mate? - Something about a quest. 235 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,413 Yeah? 236 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,540 Something about a demon at a shopping center. 237 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,001 Shopping center. Wicked. 238 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,088 And scene. 239 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,221 Hiya, do you wanna dance? 240 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,193 Cool. 241 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,057 Hello. 242 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,894 H-hi. 243 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,897 What do you want, love? 244 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:17,945 Um, I'm a-a person who's, just moved into the local area. 245 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:22,492 And, um, I'm meeting people in the local area. 246 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,785 Okay. 247 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,623 Now I've met you, and... 248 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,169 Is this your daughter? 249 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,505 Yeah, yeah, this is Lisa. 250 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,590 She's so little. 251 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,635 Yeah, she's six. 252 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,346 Where's your mum, love? 253 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,641 She, passed away. 254 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,728 Um, I'm sorry. 255 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:54,482 - You must miss her. - I do miss her. A lot. 256 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,484 I even miss arguing with her. 257 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,444 I wish I could tell her sorry. 258 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,155 Well, we all say things we regret to our mums. 259 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,200 And it's okay, because when you've become the parent, 260 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,578 you remember being the one saying those things. 261 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,746 Do you wanna come inside, love? 262 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,583 Get a cup of tea? And that muck off your face? 263 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,773 I mean, how could you not have noticed her? 264 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,150 - She walked through the door? - No. She smashed through it. 265 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,736 And her eyes were literally glowing like lava. 266 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,697 Fianna. 267 00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:43,823 It was a really strong look, actually. 268 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,701 We have to find Kevin and "Salmon" before she does. 269 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:49,954 Hold on. 270 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,179 You're back. 271 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,848 Knew you would be. 272 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,125 I'll forgive you for breaking the door if you dance with me. 273 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,907 It's nice to meet you. 274 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,784 I didn't get to meet you. 275 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:34,123 No, well, you just moved to the area, didn't you? 276 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,126 That's much more respectable. 277 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,213 I haven't seen my reflection for years. 278 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,548 I'm older. 279 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,721 Not bad. I've been brushing my teeth with sticks. 280 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,474 Why don't you two have a little play? 281 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,226 I've just got to make a quick phone call. 282 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,144 - Right? - Yeah, cool. 283 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,981 Hi, Mum. 284 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,505 - Whoo. - Whoa. 285 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,382 This is a stellar track. 286 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,591 It's rad. 287 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,510 Is that a thing you say in this era? 288 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:31,430 Yeah. It's about how the future's gonna be insanity. Virtually insane. 289 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,599 By the 2020s, flying cars. 290 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,184 Not gonna happen. 291 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,813 The concept of flying cars is almost as old as cars themselves. 292 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,690 The late 1800s. 293 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,150 Wow. Knowledge. Well impressed. 294 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,404 - Really? - Keep it down, Mikey! 295 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,321 But we're chilling! 296 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,785 I wish there was no bloody sound. Down! 297 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,848 Sorry, Granddad. 298 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,249 Who's this cheeky bugger? 299 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,044 No, you're actu... I... 300 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,172 This is Kevin Haddaway. 301 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,884 That your Game Boy? 302 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,679 - Confiscated. - See you, Granddad. 303 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,264 Bloody rude! 304 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,267 Lucky I don't clip you both round the ears! 305 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,437 Sorry, Granddad. 306 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:23,317 I'm 32, I'm still fit, you know? 307 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,658 Wow. Knowledgeable and rebellious. 308 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,118 You're so cool, Kevin. 309 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,746 I've always wanted to hear you say that. 310 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:41,083 I mean, I've always wanted to hear someone say that. 311 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,461 It's pretty cool that it's you. 312 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,380 What's your dad like, Kevster? 313 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:53,012 Well, he's a lot better to me than his dad was to him. 314 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,974 And I think he would like to know that. 315 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,310 I love him. 316 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,376 Sorry for always answering back. 317 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,546 Sorry for not answering you when you want me to. 318 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,589 Sorry for using your phone to buy things off the Internet. 319 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,966 What? 320 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,678 Sorry for cutting Kevin's hair off when he's sleeping. 321 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,889 Sorry for disrespecting you. 322 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,391 We're playing "Babies and Mummies." 323 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,768 I'm the mummy. 324 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,608 So many shops. 325 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,527 All right, what shops would they be in? 326 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,736 Kevin! 327 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,697 - Kevin! - Kevin! 328 00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:53,531 - Kevin! - No, that's... 329 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,116 No. 330 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,244 Okay, Alto, blend in. 331 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,745 See if anyone has seen them. 332 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,289 And, look out for Fianna. 333 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,415 - Me? - Yes. 334 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,000 Why me? Not... 335 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,379 Well, we didn't see him in the future. We saw you. We know you're okay. 336 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,131 I'm not okay? 337 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:10,590 - Is that right? - Not necessarily. 338 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:14,136 This must be the moment of bravery I told myself about. 339 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,722 - Have you got the time, mate? - Yes. 340 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,185 The casual mockery. 341 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,978 That's... That's fair enough. 342 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,814 We have to find Kevin and "Cardamom" before Fianna does. 343 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,733 Yeah. 344 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,692 Fianna wants the map. 345 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,569 Or maybe she still wants me. 346 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,362 How foolish of me. 347 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,031 I'm bringing her both those things. 348 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,657 Penelope. 349 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,326 I can't die now. 350 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,785 Okay. 351 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,704 I haven't done anything with my life 352 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:46,043 except making shrubs and, you know, stealing a few vases. 353 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:51,590 I have never done anything important in my life. 354 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,886 Bittelig, you're obsessing over this, 355 00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,682 and that might be the distraction that puts you at risk. 356 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,268 And I really can't lose you. 357 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:08,147 Really? 358 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,607 Yes. 359 00:19:10,527 --> 00:19:12,276 So, not bossy. 360 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,320 Sensitive with good advice. 361 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,656 Yes. 362 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,241 Go find the kids. 363 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,744 - Right now. Do it now. - Yeah. Thank you. 364 00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,496 And be careful. 365 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,666 I was wondering, have the pair of you seen two scruffy children? 366 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,667 Scruffy kids? 367 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,043 Round here? 368 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:29,962 Yeah, round here. 369 00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:31,587 Ooh, there's lots of scruffy kids round here. 370 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,256 Yeah. 371 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,049 They've all been dragged up instead of brought up. 372 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,425 That's not right. 373 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,019 Michael Jordan. 374 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,774 Lefty. 375 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,693 This is a good day. This moment. 376 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,695 It's a great moment. 377 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,406 Yeah, freakin' ace moment. 378 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,748 I led her here. 379 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,421 Thank you so much, Da... Mikey. 380 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,381 It's been the best day of my life. Thank you so much. 381 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,884 All right, mate. Calm down. We'll hang out again. 382 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:21,012 We will, but I won't see you as much, or you'll be distracted. 383 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,430 Why won't I see you as much? 384 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,223 Work commitments. 385 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,474 Work commitments? 386 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,561 I've got to go. I love you. 387 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,730 Who the hell is that? 388 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,650 - It's a demon. Go inside. - Whatever. 389 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,612 She's after me and my friends. Remember her. 390 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,030 Give me the map! 391 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,532 Duck! 392 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,413 - What? - Remember! 393 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,791 Be afraid! Remember! 394 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,792 Dad! 395 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,718 What did May say next? 396 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,261 She said yes. 397 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,307 - No. - She did. Absolutely. 398 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,208 You all right, lad? 399 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,315 - You've gone quite pale. - He has, hasn't he? 400 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,904 - What's the matter? What? - Elsie, Sid, I have to go. 401 00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,077 She's here. 402 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,540 I thought you wanted to hear about Winnie's piles. 403 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,436 No. 404 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,522 Is this when I die? 405 00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,065 Yeah, probably. 406 00:21:57,401 --> 00:22:00,695 Sorry for practicing graffiti on the bathroom wall and lounge wall. 407 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,240 Sorry for calling Mrs. Fitzroy the B word and saying I learned it from you. 408 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,867 Even though I did learn it from you. 409 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,080 - Hiya. - Hello. 410 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:14,041 We're from Social Services. You called us about a child in distress? 411 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,587 Yeah. She turned up very dirty and confused. 412 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,506 You did the right thing calling us. We'll take care of her. 413 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,425 Yeah. I mean, she's brushing her teeth with sticks. 414 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,343 Sticks? 415 00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:26,763 Love, got someone here to help you. 416 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,976 Saff, what are you doing? 417 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:32,603 It's our mum. 418 00:22:32,604 --> 00:22:35,021 - I wanna bring her with us. - You can't. 419 00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:38,024 She has to live her life, or we might not be born. 420 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,942 I wanna save her, Kevin. 421 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,236 No. No. 422 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,864 No. 423 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:48,201 Let Lisa go. And come with us, love. 424 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,745 Yeah. We understand that you've lost your mummy. 425 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:53,749 But you wouldn't want Lisa to lose her mummy as well, would you? 426 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,758 Can I give you a hug? 427 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,429 Love you so much. 428 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,140 Okay, let her go, please. 429 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,310 Saff, gotta go now. Love you, Mum. 430 00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,604 Nice to meet you. I'll see you once when I'm a baby. 431 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:17,605 These kids need help. 432 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,524 - Come back here! - Nanna seems nice. 433 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,026 She's a grass! 434 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:26,782 Oi, demon! 435 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,909 - Saff! - Remember me? 436 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:31,869 Have a go if you think you're hard enough! 437 00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,496 Saff! No. 438 00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:34,581 Run! 439 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:39,711 You minger! 440 00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,401 Widgit! 441 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,485 Fianna! 442 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,612 You've got something I want. 443 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,032 I told you. You and I are over. 444 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,617 When I first met you, I was a different man. 445 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,618 The map. 446 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,539 The ma... Yeah, no, you can't have that. 447 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:19,167 Can we run slower? We're gonna stitch. 448 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,003 Run, Kevin! 449 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:28,594 I'm terribly sorry. That's my fault, for bumping into you there. 450 00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,600 What? 451 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:39,020 Kevin! We found you, and you, "Paprika." 452 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:40,730 - Saffron. - Whatever. 453 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,398 That was brave. 454 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,194 That was actually brave. I'm not gonna make a big deal of it. 455 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,529 I did something brave. I don't wanna make a big deal. I just did it. 456 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,365 Fianna! 457 00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:54,912 Fiannas. There's t... 458 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:58,039 We need to get out of here now! 459 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,082 Well, we may have made a mistake by hiding in here. 460 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,126 - Because I think we're trapped. - What? 461 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,920 There's a back door! 462 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:07,423 Hey, you run, you run, and you run! And I'll fight her! 463 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:10,426 - No! - No, Bittelig, no! I'm not being bossy. 464 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:11,969 But no, Bittelig! 465 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,514 Yes! I want to do something important. 466 00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:18,185 Maybe this is it! Come on! 467 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:21,396 Careful! 468 00:25:21,397 --> 00:25:23,357 - Go! - Go, go, go. 469 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:26,859 - Who are you? - Who are you? 470 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,237 Come on, bring it on! Yeah! 471 00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:31,614 That's all you got? 472 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,325 Run! 473 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,744 - Is he going to be okay? - Can't we just give 'em the map? 474 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,037 - No, no, no, no! - No, no, no! 475 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,082 - We can't let Pure Evil get the map! - No. 476 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,837 We have to leave him. 477 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:51,259 Okay, did you save them? Did it work? Where are they? 478 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,302 Our parents were just kids. 479 00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:57,139 You brought us to the wrong time, genius! 480 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:59,267 Well, we have to leave this time 481 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:01,102 before the Fiannas catch up to us. 482 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,479 Well, what about Bittelig? 483 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:06,191 Fianna! 484 00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:09,402 No, sorry, it's just an angsty youth. 485 00:26:10,321 --> 00:26:13,114 We need to warn ourselves so we can save the kids from Fianna. 486 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,532 Do you know how to do that? 487 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:17,994 Well, I told myself my understanding of the map is greater than I realize. 488 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:18,954 Is it? 489 00:26:18,955 --> 00:26:20,289 No. 490 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:26,711 Time folds. Time f... Time folds. Time folds. 491 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:28,671 Time folds, it's a double meaning. 492 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:30,840 Time folds into itself, 493 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,468 and these particular portals are opened by folds in the map! 494 00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,513 And if I turn back this clock symbol to the Ice Age time, 495 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,391 then open the fold on the map, 496 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:42,019 time folds. 497 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,604 My goodness! 498 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:47,565 Right, remember, the portal is only open briefly. S... 499 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,817 - Okay, good. - We need to discuss this more. 500 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,862 No! Stop discussing it, and go now! 501 00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:55,239 - My God! - Is that our future selves? 502 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,575 - My self-image. - Why are we so sweaty? 503 00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,243 Long story, no time. 504 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:02,079 - Where am I? - Those kids. They're in danger. 505 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,873 - Hell. - Yes, hell. 506 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,082 I'm really scared. 507 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,043 No! You're incredibly brave! 508 00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,378 Your personal contribution is important! 509 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,547 - Wow, really? - Yes! Damn! 510 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,425 Why aren't I with you? 511 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:17,011 - Did I die? - We're not sure. 512 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,639 What do you mean, you're not sure? 513 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:22,767 How did I open the portal that you're talking to us through? 514 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:26,479 Your understanding of the map is greater than you realize. 515 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,777 - Is it? - Yes! Time folds! Do you get it? 516 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,404 No, I'm not getting it, no. 517 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,908 - Wh... What happened to us? - What do you mean, you're not sure? 518 00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:42,203 No! No more questions. You have to go now. Go! 519 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:44,997 - Okay, okay. Calm down. - Hey. Wait! Um... 520 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:50,711 Why does everybody keep doing that? 521 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,380 You look like my ex! 522 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:54,049 Lucky man. 523 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,469 Damn, I just had to tell myself I was brave, didn't I? What a show-off! 524 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,471 And I said "time folds" again. 525 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:02,390 We had the exact same conversation. 526 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,684 No, I was not as bossy. 527 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:05,768 Hey, guys. 528 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,812 You're alive! 529 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,647 - Of course. - I thought you were dead. 530 00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:10,857 You were fighting two Fiannas. 531 00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,442 Yeah. I-I thought the two of them were going to win. 532 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:17,280 By the way, Fianna, your ex-girlfriend is a great fighter. 533 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:19,866 But then they started arguing with each other, you know? 534 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,910 I just... You know me. I just slipped away, you know? 535 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:25,788 - And I went to the-the shopping center... - Wait, we have to go. 536 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:28,249 Look, I found medicine for Twonicorn. 537 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,544 And then I got a book on how to care for injuries. 538 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,797 This is the important thing I'm gonna do in my life. 539 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:40,094 I'm saying that when I was where you are now in this time, this didn't happen. 540 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:42,430 - Why? So something's changed? - Yeah. 541 00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:43,806 Alto, let's go! 542 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,143 Fianna! 543 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:06,038 Okay, we're going to reset your leg. That's page 30. 544 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,004 I failed again. 545 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:21,302 Kevin, you know, there's so many things that we don't know about this universe. 546 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:24,764 We don't know if it's possible to stop the big things from happening. 547 00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:27,934 Like death. We've tried. 548 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,393 We tried to save Susan. 549 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,354 - Yes. - What happened to her? 550 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:34,690 She fell off a cliff and then was crushed by a giant boulder. 551 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,150 It was pretty conclusive. 552 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:38,278 The cliff was bad. But then the boulder. 553 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,948 And no matter how many times we tried to get there before it happened, 554 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:45,451 we always, always arrived just after it happened. 555 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,661 But we didn't give up. 556 00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:47,828 So you're still trying? 557 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,081 Well, no. Eventually, we gave up. 558 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:53,544 Sometimes in life, it's best to just breathe and move on. 559 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,093 Hold on. They're not in here. 560 00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:03,011 What? 561 00:30:03,012 --> 00:30:04,638 Look, the coal's gone. 562 00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:07,558 Wait, did we... 563 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:09,767 Alter history? 564 00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:14,188 It's after me! 565 00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:18,443 Hello? 566 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,528 Hello, can you hear me? 567 00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,405 Can you hear me? Do you hear me? 568 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,489 What the hell? 569 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,908 Yeah, it's me, Pure Evil. 570 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,660 I've tracked you down. 571 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:32,582 The Time Bandits and their leader, the one they call... 572 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,208 - Penelope. - Kevin. 573 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:37,420 Actually, no. We don't really have a leader, 574 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:38,921 per se. But actually, I w... 575 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,548 You have something I want. 576 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:43,843 The universal elemental blueprint of time and space. 577 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,178 - No, we definite... - No, no, no! 578 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,637 No, I don't think we have that. 579 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,389 - We do not have that. - We haven't got that. 580 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:49,473 You call it the map. 581 00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,225 - Yes. - Widgit has that. 582 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:52,894 - Oi. - You'll never get it. 583 00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:55,980 Well, you say that. But I have something you want. 584 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:58,107 And I'm prepared to exchange. 585 00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:00,651 I... I asked if we had Zoom the first day we got here 586 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,403 and you set my feet on fire. 587 00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,488 It's not Zoom, it's evil magic. 588 00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:06,490 I could set up a mesh system for you. Boost the signal. 589 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:07,451 Is that Mum and Dad? 590 00:31:07,452 --> 00:31:10,411 - Sounds like them. Mum? Dad? - You're absolutely right. 591 00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,538 Kevin! Saffron! 592 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:14,248 Who are those people you're with? 593 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:15,209 Mum. 594 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:17,293 I'm with Kevin and his rando mates. 595 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:20,047 - Okay. All right. - Oi. I'm not your mate. 596 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:24,926 Mum and Dad. We thought you were dead. You were dead. 597 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,344 - Not dead. - Not dead. 598 00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:30,264 Saffron, we did it. We saved them. 599 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:33,100 No, Kevin. We saved us. Didn't we, Lisa? 600 00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,143 That's right, Mike. 601 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:35,895 You cried, and... and begged a little... 602 00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:37,813 Used initiative, is what I did. 603 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,358 I've had recurring nightmares about that demon since childhood. 604 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:44,070 And as you know, I have training in hostage situations, 605 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:48,533 because when I was little, I was nearly kidnapped by that feral orphan girl. 606 00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,409 So we've been prepared. 607 00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:57,041 It's her. The demon is here. 608 00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,668 Please don't hurt us. 609 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,711 We will meet all and any demands. 610 00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:03,757 We will comply with all orders and instructions. 611 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,681 All right, lovely family catch-up. 612 00:32:11,682 --> 00:32:14,350 If you ever want to see your parents alive again, 613 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:18,020 bring the map to the Fortress of Eternal Darkness. 614 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,022 I will be waiting. 615 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,733 You two take care now. 616 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:24,403 Bye. 617 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:37,582 We did it. Mum and Dad aren't dead. 618 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:39,251 No, it's worse. 619 00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:41,043 Worse than death? 620 00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,920 Yes. Slightly worse. 621 00:32:42,921 --> 00:32:46,549 Well, then we need to find this Fortress of Darkness 622 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:47,967 and save our mum and dad. 623 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,677 But it's in the time of legends. 624 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,429 We're not allowed to go there. 625 00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:53,556 - Why? - It's where Pure Evil lives. 626 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,266 - And? - And he's evil. 627 00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,393 Pure evil. 628 00:32:57,603 --> 00:33:00,564 - And? - And your parents aren't that great. 629 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:06,110 What did he mean, you were dead? 630 00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,571 - Don't know. - It's not been my experience. 631 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,822 - Not dead. - Not dead. 632 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,116 Maybe they changed something while traveling through time 633 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:15,369 and altered the course of something you did? 634 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:18,373 Shut up, John. That's not possible. 635 00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:27,257 No. Actually, it is possible. 636 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,177 It's entirely possible. 637 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,434 You take the cast off the leg in six weeks, 638 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:42,522 and if Twonicorn is in pain, you just give him three of these. 639 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,065 One! Two! Three! 640 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:45,025 Eat now? 641 00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,484 - Eat it now! - Eat? 642 00:33:46,485 --> 00:33:48,486 No, don't eat those. 643 00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:50,029 - Three. - Three eat now. Okay. 644 00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,322 No, don't eat this. 645 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:52,448 - For Twonicorn. - "Pennepe." 646 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:53,533 Yeah? 647 00:33:53,534 --> 00:33:55,660 Me and Kaga together now. 648 00:33:55,661 --> 00:33:57,079 - Yeah. - Soz. 649 00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:00,790 Okay, yes. That makes sense. Good. 650 00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:01,999 You jealous? 651 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,417 No. 652 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,546 Yeah, you well jel. 653 00:34:06,547 --> 00:34:09,131 - She well jel, yeah? Innit? - I'm really not. 654 00:34:09,132 --> 00:34:10,676 You using me? 655 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,845 - No. I isn't. - Yeah, you... you're a user, you are. 656 00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:16,888 - Innit? Innit? You're sus, you. - Isn't. No! 657 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,809 - I'm not sus! No, it's not! - That's sus. Very sus. 658 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:24,814 - Is you off, Saff? - Yeah. 659 00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:28,527 I have to go save me other family again. 660 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:31,571 Thanks for looking after me all this time. 661 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:32,614 It's all right, Saff. 662 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,074 See you later. 663 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,202 Laters! 664 00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,745 Yeah, laters. 665 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,497 - Bye, sister. - Bye, sister. 666 00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:42,582 - Bye. - Bye, Saff. 667 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,042 - Bye. - TTFN, then. 668 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:50,631 Good-bye, Grunt. 669 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,514 Shut up, Kevin! 670 00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:03,436 All right, Map Guy, show us how to get to this Fortress of Darkness. 671 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:05,062 It's too dangerous. You don't want to go there. 672 00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:06,564 - We do. - I'm sorry. 673 00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:09,567 What I meant to say was, it's too dangerous, I don't want to go there. 674 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,319 How do we get there, Widgit? 675 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,864 Well, it's, it's right here. 676 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:18,409 No. It's miss... It's missing. 677 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:19,535 What? 678 00:35:19,536 --> 00:35:21,078 Yeah, it's mi... it's missing. 679 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:22,956 Time of legends is in the missing corner. 680 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,627 Then we need to find that corner. 681 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,505 Find a corner? 682 00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,256 Come on, nobsicles. 683 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:35,219 - See you, Saff! - Laters, innit! 684 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,299 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 49241

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