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-Yeah,
we make 'em work to the bone
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and steal all the profits.
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We really are lowlifes, eh?
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Let's hurry and get this
over with so we can leave.
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-With all due respect,
Commander, remember,
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we are not here as invaders.
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Galactic law dictates we give
them the time to make a reply.
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-But we're gonna wipe 'em
out either way, right?
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This better not take
too long.
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If I miss the event
in my Battle Cats mobile game,
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I'll be pissed.
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-You're a real scumbag.
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-Our journey to the next life
is beginning.
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-There is none
among our people
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who will pick up a gun to fight.
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-Yes, we forbid those sorts
of ambitions long ago.
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-And our society
has flourished
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because of that choice.
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If this is how it must end,
then I say we quietly accept it.
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-Sire,
we are running out of time
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to make a reply
to the Federation.
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-The end result will be
the same no matter what we say.
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Just embrace these last moments
of peace and silence.
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-Early celebration.
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Knock 'em dead.
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-Gonna kick some ass.
-Okay, fine.
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We'll have a serious talk
tomorrow.
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-Just make sure
to bring her with you.
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We need to clear this up.
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-She is just gonna
complicate things.
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-Oh, my God, this, again?
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-You keep tryingto back your way out of it.
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You just don't wannamake the hard decisions.
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-That's not true.
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-The newest modelof our neutrino canon
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is designedto quantize entire populations
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down to nothing while leavingeverything else untouched.
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It makes conqueringplanets less messy
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and easier than ever before.
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-It's also about convenience.
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-Then tell me why the hell
that stupid skank
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-had a key to your room?
-Because I dropped it.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Oh.
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- What the hell?
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What is this?
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-Boo?!
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-Oh, no!
-Oh, God. We're under attack!
51
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-Hell, yeah!
Squash these bug bitches!
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I could have sworn I called
the plumber, not pest control.
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-The legendary terrorist
Rick Sanchez...
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...is now my plaything.
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I've got axes, saws,
and a long browsing history
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of porn websites.
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There is nothing
you can hide from me.
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-Jesus, I'm an inventor.
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Look, bombs really
aren't my thing, pal.
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-I just knew it had something
to do with Rick, Beth.
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I mean,
the only thing I'm guilty of
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is causing our toilet
to flush constantly,
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which hardly compares.
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-What the hell's going on?
-Hmm?
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There's no way dad will let
himself get caught that easily.
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-Well, yeah,
that was just a dummy hologram.
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It's got a distraction program,
so no worries.
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-That you, Summer?
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Those idiots still busy
with my dummy?
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-Space Mom is tracking it now.
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Everything's going as planned.
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Hey, grandpa, what do those
stupid guys even want from you?
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-They're trying to get meon some kind of B.S.
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They think I'm holding
an anti-matter bomb.
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-And you're not?
-No.
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All this thing does
is decrease entropy, you know?
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Which makes the flow of time
go backwards.
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-What?
-The theory behind itis simple.
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Oh, I guess not
all that different from a bomb.
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Both are stupid.
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What's Morty up to?
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-Making a bunch of noise
in his room like a huge dork.
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-He won't stop playing
that VR game you made him,
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-grandpa.
-Damn straight.
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I made that thing specifically
so he'd get hooked on it.
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Except he'll never come back
if he gets in too deep.
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-Somebody doesn't understand
the rules of this game.
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-What rules?
Everybody here is an NPC, right?
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-Shut up, punk.
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Our backstory
is that we're after you
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for stealing our money
and stuff.
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And guess what? We're supposed
to take it back by force,
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-you turd.
-That's a pretty weak backstory.
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Look, I don't have your money
or your stuff.
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-You won't get to the next
checkpoint like that.
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I mean, just look at
what you're wearing, idiot.
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Oh, geez!
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So, whatcha gonna do?
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-Hmm?
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Uhh...
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-Oh, snap! It's coming!
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-Ohhh!
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-Run!
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Oh!
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-It doesn't matter if it's
a virtual simulation or a dream.
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Sum Sum.
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If there are zero
logical contradictions,
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then it becomes reality
to whoever is living it.
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Wow, that's so convenient.
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-Believe it or not, reality isconvenient all the time.
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But I always get saddled with
the job of making it make sense.
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-So, whatcha gonna do?
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-Hmm?
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-Uh...
-Oh, snap! It's coming!
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Huh?
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-Run!
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-What the hell are you trying
to get me to do now?
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-Wait, what, Grandpa?
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-I couldn't hear you.
-It's nothing.
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Don't lose sight of me, Summer.
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Uh... Hmm?
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-Morty.
-Huh?
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-I haven't forgotten you
for a second.
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-Wh-- Who are you?
Have we met before?
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-My name is Elle.
I'm a warrior who controls time.
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-My -- My name is Morty.
And I'm a warrior, too.
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I fight with beam sabers.
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Oh.
But I lost them.
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-It's so good
to see you again.
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Huh?
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-Grandpa Rick.
-God damn it!
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How long do
I have to put up with this crap?
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-It's you!
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-Sorry, but I'm
not your normal Rick, kid.
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-And my Morty's already dead.
-Huh?
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-Well, it looks like our
dimensions are intersecting --
137
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...even in this stupid game.
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And the worst part?
All of it is real.
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Multiple realities are
progressing at the same time.
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It's a doozy.
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Never thought
I'd actually see you again.
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-Uhh...
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-Are you okay?
-Uh...
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Huh?
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Wh-- Wh-- Who are you?
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-Frank is my name.
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I'm the coward
who turned away from you.
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Even though you looked at me
for help.
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-Mm, it's all good, dude.
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-Please forgive what I did.
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You made me want to be better.
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-You have lovely eyes.
153
00:13:08,678 --> 00:13:09,712
-Huh?
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-There are an infinite number
of paths available to us,
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but we only get to pick
one life.
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It's pretty dumb, huh, Morty?
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And the dumbest part
of it all is that we're the ones
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who chose it for ourselves.
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At least in my case, anyway.
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Hell.
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-So, whatcha gonna do?
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-Oh, snap! It's coming!
-Huh?
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-Run!
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Ohhh!
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Um, so -- so why -- why would
a girl like you, like me?
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-What do you mean?
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-Oh -- Oh, man, I-I get it.
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This must be grandpa's doing.
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-Grandpa? What do you mean?
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-Never mind.
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Forget I said anything.
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-You're saying this is a game
and I don't really exist?
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00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,818
-Sick. Is this a-a gift for me?
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Oh, th-- thank you.
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It's called
the Nander Dragon's Tear.
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-There's something special
I want you to have.
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-Huh?
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00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:07,730
Hmm.
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-It's the Nander Dragon's sweat.
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-Aren't you gonna take that off?
-Why would I?
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This suit gives me all sorts
of power and special abilities.
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It lets me feel
like I'm a real man.
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-Hmm. It's hard to explain.
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I guess I just don't think
it looks good on you.
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-The man famousfor his great wealth and honor,
186
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Morty Smith, is now launchinga career into politics.
187
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-Hmm.
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Later, I need you to give me
some time alone.
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-The manwho established an empire
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in a single lifetime,Morty Smith.
191
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Although he had numerousromances throughout the years,
192
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he never got married even once.
193
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-This is something you'll
understand when you get older.
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Some people you meet
only once in this life,
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but they stay with you
forever,
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and your heart
will never let you forget them.
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-The final wordsthat he left behind
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remain a complete mystery,even now.
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Hell.
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-Just look at yourself, dear!
You need to face reality!
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How are we supposed
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to feed our child?
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Uh.
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Huh?
205
00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:36,213
-Hmm. I finally took off
that suit like you asked.
206
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-Summer, are you still there?
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You haven't lost sight of me,
right?
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-I can see you clear as dayon the radar, Grandpa.
209
00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:03,006
But your position
keeps blinking in and out.
210
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The coordinate axis is warped
and kind of looks like a snake.
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-Space time is getting
all flippy
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because of that damn gizmo.
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I-I don't even know
where I am right now.
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Guessing that my location
is staying fixed
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because you're monitoring it,
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which means I don't have
to worry about getting stuck
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in this hellhole as long
as you keep watching, Sum Sum.
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-Except it's probably
just a matter of time
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before I lose you.
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-Yeah, probably.
221
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The portal gun won't work
right now.
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Y-Y-You gotta guide me to
wherever the wormhole is.
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-Does that meanyou're coming back, Grandpa?
224
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,774
-What?
225
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,377
Also, while you're at it,
I'm gonna need you
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to go ahead
and execute protocol 1098.
227
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Bringing Morty back, baby.
228
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-Hell, yeah!
Grandpa, let's do this.
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-Morty.
-Huh?
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Huh?
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-I just knew it.
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I knew we'd see
each other again.
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-Mission complete.
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-Hmm?
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-Dinner. Bon appétit.
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