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This programme contains some
strong language
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POUNDING ELECTRO MUSIC
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm
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# Leatherette. #
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Excuse me?
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Are you thinking of
buying that sofa? Um...
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How much is it?
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That's £1,350.
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I'll think about it.
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm
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# Leatherette. #
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DRIER BLOWS
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# See the breaking glass
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# In the underpass
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# See the breaking glass
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# In the underpass
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# Leatherette
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# Warm. #
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Oh, shit the bed!
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Square or squoval?
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Um, squoval, please, Shola.
I need cheering up.
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What colour?
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Sexual shenanigans, as usual.
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I'm afraid we're out of that
particular shade, baby. Hmm.
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I'll go for minty pig then, please.
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MANDY SIGHS
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What's the matter, honey?
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You don't look like
your normally bubbly self.
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There's a sofa I want.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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VOICE BREAKS: Honestly,
it's making me ill.
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Yeah.
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This is it.
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SHOLA CHEWS
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CHEWING STOPS ABRUPTLY
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That is the most beautiful
sofa I have ever seen.
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But it looks expensive. It is.
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Look at it, though.
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Reminds me of the one Mike Baldwin
used to have in his flat.
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You deserve it. I can't afford it.
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I'll tell you, Shola,
this country...
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The price of Mach 3 razors
are enough to make you emigrate.
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Come on. Where are we going?
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Furniture World.
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# Warm
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# Leatherette. #
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It's so soft.
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Like a leather cloud.
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If anyone comes out,
you distract them. How?
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Just fall over or something.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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SHOLA THUDS
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Cushions come free with it.
You get these three.
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The red one? We can throw that in.
Yeah. Have it.
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So, I'll just...
I'll just go draw up the paperwork.
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I really like it.
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It's nice, this, in't it?
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Yes. This used to be mine.
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Sorry?
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Bought it last week, but I had
to return it cos of the bedbugs.
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Had to burn most of my furniture.
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It was the only way to
get rid of the buggers.
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They gave me a refund on this,
though, which is lucky.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'm sure most of them
dropped off in the delivery van.
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OK. So, the good news is,
we can deliver on...
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OMINOUS MUSIC
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PITCH HEIGHTENS
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm. #
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It's like she's back from the dead.
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Thanks, love.
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She really did live her life
like a candle in the winds.
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I know.
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SNIFFLES
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PHONE BUZZES
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Hello?
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Patrick?
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Oh, from LookieLikes!
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What do you mean, you don't get
much call for Princess Di anymore?
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I'm ready to go here.
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Well, what am I supposed to do now?
I need the money.
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Oh, that's not a bad idea.
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We need you to finish the medical
trial, otherwise you won't be paid.
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Also, do make sure
you sign the consent form,
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as we cannot be held responsible for
any unforeseen adverse side effects,
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such as disorientation, nausea
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or massive swelling
on the face and head.
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Look, I know there's risks,
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but if it means I can save
just one little baby's life,
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then it'll all have been worth it.
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This is actually for halitosis.
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Oh.
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Still get paid, though, right?
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Yeah.
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MACHINE BLEEPS
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PHONE BUZZES
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Talk to me, Patrick.
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No way!
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Thought you said
there was no call for Lady Di.
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Oh, right.
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Well, sorry, Patrick, I can't.
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I've already started
this medical trial thing.
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No, I have to stay here.
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I can't. I'm full of tubes.
This is worth £500.
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All right, make it 800,
you've got yourself a deal.
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Right, 750, you're on.
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm. #
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MUSIC: Heart And Soul by T'Pau
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Jesus Christ!
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What the f...? It's all right.
I'm not Lady Di.
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I just look like her.
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CHATTER DIES
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Is this a joke? What do you mean?
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I'm from LookieLikes.
They told me you wanted a Lady Di.
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You look nothing like her.
You're a mess.
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You cheeky cow! Who are you meant
to be? Carol Decker from T'Pau.
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You look nothing like Carol Decker
from T'Pau.
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I AM Carol Decker from T'Pau.
Oh, fuck off.
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I'm going to have to ask you
to leave. Don't worry, I'm going.
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Do you mind if I use
your lav before I go?
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CAROL SIGHS
Upstairs. Thanks.
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CHATTER RESUMES
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# Don't push too far... #
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Oh, my God!
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# ..china in your hand... #
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Still a bit puffed up.
Aw, poor darling. Mm.
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I always wanted to meet
Carol Decker from T'Pau.
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Never meet your heroes, Shola.
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She had a nice toilet, though.
I'll give her that.
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Heated seat and everything.
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Must be from the China In Your Hand
royalties. Mm.
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What happened to your neck?
Whiplash.
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Someone slammed
into the back of my car.
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Will you be all right? Oh, yeah. I'm
just waiting for the compensation.
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The what?
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Compensation.
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Where there's a blame,
there's a claim.
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How much are you getting?
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£2,000.
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Two grand?!
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Mm. Yeah, it's almost worth
nearly getting my head smashed off.
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# Good times for a change
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# See, the luck I've had
can make a good man turn bad
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# So please, please, please
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# Let me, let me, let me
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# Let me get what I want this time
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# Haven't had a dream in a long time
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# See, the life I've had
can make a good man bad
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# So, for once in my life
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# Let me get what I want
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# Lord knows,
it would be the first time
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# Lord knows, it would
be the first time... #
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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Nothing's worked, Shola.
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I'm at a low ebb.
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There's one more thing I could try.
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What do desperate people do?
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You don't mean...?
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I'm going to have
to go on a teatime quiz show.
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Oh, my God - Pointless.
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I'm not going on Pointless!
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That Richard Osman
creeps me out. Hm.
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No, I'll go on Impossible.
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I don't know this Impossible.
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Rick Edwards hosts it.
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Who is Rick Edwards? Rick Edwards.
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Looks like a mannequin.
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No.
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# Warm
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# Leatherette
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# Warm
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# Leatherette. #
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Hiya. Hello.
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It's Mandy. Uh-huh.
Going on the show.
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Oh, great. Good luck.
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Oh, no. Can I come in?
I've got a favour to ask.
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No, I don't really... I don't really
speak to people before the...
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Someone's coming. What?
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Ooh, you've got great... Do not sit.
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Great. Sit down.
Yeah, make yourself at home.
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Are they seedless?
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Well, you tell me. Are they?
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No, they're not.
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I can't have ordinary people
in here. It's unsettling.
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Can you just leave?
I need you to help me out.
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What do you mean? On the show.
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As in, give you the answers? Bingo.
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I can't do that. Fine.
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And what now?
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I'm taking a picture. A selfie?
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No, to prove I was in
your dressing room. Why?
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#MeToo. You're
trying to blackmail me?
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Yeah. No.
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SHE GRUNTS
CAMERA CLICKS
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There you go.
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Look, I can't...
I can't give you the answers.
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I can show you the subject areas.
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Oh, right.
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IMPOSSIBLE THEME PLAYS ON TV
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Well, Mandy, you have had an unusual
run of topics, haven't you?
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World's Strongest Man, the films
of Burt Reynolds, crystal healing.
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And you've made it to play
the £10,000 question.
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How are you feeling?
Bit nervous, you know.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Really sweating under my arms.
Yeah, I was going to say.
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Any weak areas in
your general knowledge?
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Areas you'd like to avoid?
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I'm no good at geography, Edward.
OK.
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OK. Well, hopefully, that won't...
Or sport, politics... Mm-hm.
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..films, books,
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music, science or classic cars. Hm.
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A few holes.
Hopefully we will avoid those.
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Here come your nine answers.
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Consulate Longsize, Inky Thyroids,
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Bisto Gravy Granules,
Baader-Meinhofs,
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Gallagher's Park Drive,
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Lucky Strike, Camel,
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White Horse Filter and Chesterfield.
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And you're looking for...
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..British cigarette brands
of the 1970s
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and your time starts now.
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Consulate Longsize, Gallagher's
Park Drive, White Horse filter.
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That was quick.
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Did it fall kindly for your? Pardon?
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Did it fall kindly for you?
I don't know what that means,
Edward. Was it a good question?
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Do you think you know the answers?
I think...
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I think I know the answers, yeah.
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That's lucky, isn't it?
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There's a lot of things
you didn't know about,
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but this has come up. All right.
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Let's see if you're right.
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You said Consulate Longsize first.
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Yeah, it's right.
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Then you said
Gallagher's Park Drive.
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Also right.
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For £10,000, is White Horse
Filter the right answer?
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Yes.
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What a surprise. It is right.
Well done, Mandy. Thank you.
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You've been an extraordinary
player. You've just won £10,000.
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# Tra la la... #
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So, Mandy leaves us with £10,000.
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Join me again tomorrow for another
episode of Impossible. Goodbye.
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# Tra la la, tra la la
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# I'm so happy that I could cry
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# Tra la la, tra la la
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# You're as cute as a movie star
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# Tra la la, tra la lo
263
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:05,340
# I'd be crazy to let you go
264
00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:08,460
# Tra la la, tra la lou
265
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:11,540
# All my loving is just for you
266
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# Tra la la, tra la la
267
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,460
# Oh, I want to whistle
268
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# But I don't know how
269
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# So I'm singing
270
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,780
# Tra la la, tra la la
271
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# I love you just the way you are
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# Tra la la, tra la lee
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00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:35,620
# I'm as happy as I can be. #
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