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Why is Independence High School
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You ready
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Can you turn on the kitchen
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I don't know how other moms get their families together for dinner and they actually enjoy it
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But I do know the desperate times calls for Desperate Measures
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I've always dreamed of a family that enjoyed spending time together at dinner but unfortunately I got the one
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Who only pays attention to their own phones well if taking them away is how I'm going to get a proper family
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Play dinner with no electronics then that's what I'll do
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Do you know you know your stepmom okay when she says something I just have to go along with it
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She's really good
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Nothing
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I'll talk to her about
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I wish I could say this type of behavior was unusual for my stepdaughter
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What's the matter sweetie are you looking for mommy's makeup
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What time so you can look prettier than me really Mom just because you don't get that much attention does
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What does it mean I'm jealous of you or anything like whatever
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Okay so first off I'm convinced that she's just jealous of how attractive her mother is
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And she just wants everything that I own
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Second I know exactly what she's looking for
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Well honey if you're looking for the cell phones I had last week you're never going to find them
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Why do you care so much if you're obsessed with technology sweetie
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Play children one day when you have a family of your own
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Unless she wants to steal mine
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No she probably sold them or threw him outside and I don't know she didn't say anything
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Do I have a super big headache my shoulders all tense
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I haven't been able to watch my shows no technology no
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And I'm just so stressed by this situation
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Why is my hand on your dick
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Even with the known that no technology thing it's a little low sex
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No p***
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No nothing
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It could be between us I mean you haven't had any
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Because of the phones being taken away
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Do whatever you like
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I'm so freaking weird
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I just have a feeling
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What about
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I can't text my boyfriend so I can't go to his house
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Thanks Daddy
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Oh my God I can't believe I'm doing this with my dad right now
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What did I tell you she obviously did something to seduce my husband
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Turn on hi sweetie
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I was going to ask you if I can get my stuff back
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I don't know I think we really should continue this week without technology I haven't had
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P*** in like a week I'm going to explode please there anyway
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I can get my stuff back
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Okay I'll think about letting you get your stuff back but first I'm going to need you to do a few chores around the
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My house mister
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Okay all right all right
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Do we have a bunch of laundry that needs to be done
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I mean all you have to do is take a look around really there's stuff all over to be done
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Fine all right
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All right I was going to give in
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I think it's time to teach my ungrateful family and not to mess with me
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I think I'll need some scissors for this one
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Maybe both
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You're going to have to deal with her it's okay listen
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Do you have
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I want to talk to your boyfriend or see him or anything
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No no luck no no I don't know what to do man
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We're going to have to join forces
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Will I have a talk with her and see if we can kind of convince her
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What's the best
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I don't know what I'm going to do without my phone
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It's too long oh yeah I understand
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Hey honey
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I noticed everyone was getting a little bit bored around the house so I figured we could do some chores together
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Why is there a
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A lot of mismatched socks
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And my
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You guys looking for socks I think no there's no socks over here
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No sock
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Maybe they're in the dryer are you still
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Yeah that could be in the dryer
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Somewhere deep in the dryer
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Do you know that song Monsters always eating up these socks
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I can't believe I'm doing this with my dad right now
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Mom why is there a
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Why is there a
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How to mix match socks
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That's right
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Only a mom knows how to stroke her horny son's cock
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We found them
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Put on some other stuff to fold up over here though
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We'll handle these this basket
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Lost in the dryer or something
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Honey we really need to talk about this no cell phone thing
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Me and the kids how to talk and
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None of us are really happy about the situation
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Life
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I think a couple of days will get used to it and I think it's really important that we spend time trying to
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On other family
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I just feel like
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Internet
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Everyone's doing great
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Yes thank you
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We got that blanket on our family vacation a couple summers ago don't you remember that honey
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Oh yeah that's right
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Play yeah we should where should we go
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Just as long as we can all spend time together just like you like
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I would love that why don't we take a trip back to Mexico
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Play Lola sweetie can you hand me a towel I need to get to work on cleaning these floors
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I think it'd be really great if we took a trip to the Grand Canyon this year
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What do you think Parker want to go to the Grand Canyon
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Do you have your phone back to check the stocks
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As long as everyone behaves
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The rules are good for us
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How's the laundry going over there honey
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Almost finished
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I hope we get our phones back soon
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Miss p***
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You're torturing us today on your phones
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You'll get them back eventually but we need to learn to appreciate each other without just being
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Where is technology all the time
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My boyfriend's going to end up breaking up with me if I don't text him soon
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Your boyfriend will be fine
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I've been there before when I was your age but I promise your boyfriend will be just
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Cleaning up the floor behind the couch there's so much stuff in the couch
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Are you texting your side of the couch honey
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End house
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Yeah there's so much stuff to be done around the house
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How much chores did you is that the reason why you took her phone so I can clean this freaking house it's good for us
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What you do things together
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I think it's nice to spend time with each other without technology
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You guys are all so addicted to your phone
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It's hard to get any conversation out of you I think this is the most I've spoken to you guys and Mom
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I feel like we just spent the day together a couple weeks ago
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We are
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I mean I guess it's been awhile since
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How's that laundry going over there
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Thanks for your help you guys
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You work so hard around the house
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I am I'm getting under the couch now someone must have spilled something
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It's okay honey I'm cleaning it up
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Just keep working on the laundry please
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Apparently
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Another
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Good to go a few days without talking to each other all you do is spend all day everyday
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Dad
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I always take care of you
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Call see it's off it'll come up
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Play knows your mom's
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Sweetie I don't think he's going to think your dad is only friend
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Hey I like the lame guys they give me all the attention
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Any taught me how to play video games
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Leave her alone she likes what she likes
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Play
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She f****** likes
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Should I feel so good to get these chores out of the way
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Yeah yeah
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How do you know if you want to go on vacation I'm going to have to meet I need my phone to check flights and
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Disconnect the phone back on
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How to spend time together quality time together
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Good night
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We're all set over here I think
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You're f****** dad
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Please let's stop arguing okay it's nobody's fault
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I think
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Without the cell phones we just got a little crazy
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And no technology and
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This is what brought us together today
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Maybe I did
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Go a little overboard just a little
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I'd say
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Maybe the experiment worked because
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They brought us all together we all came together
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Me too
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Come together
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That sounds like the perfect
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Play family activity
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Maybe if we can spend the day together and everyone's well-behaved I'll give everyone their
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My phone's on electronics back this evening okay
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Define well behaved
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You know what I mean
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Oh my God
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Close applying everywhere
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This was a good idea
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I'm not mad at you anymore
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Stop playing this song
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You're almost as good as
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LOL I want to watch you ride your brother's dick
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Google play so hot by Adele on Spotify
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It's so much better than Alexa
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It looks like my experiment made everyone a little bit crazy
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But if anyone could find a silver lining to this it would be my family
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Come on come on
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Unbelievable
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