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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:27,589 Great. Thank you very much! 2 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:29,256 What the hell, dude? 3 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,960 Spare change. 4 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,460 Hey, you saw what happened. 5 00:01:33,628 --> 00:01:35,429 Can I get another milkshake? 6 00:01:35,897 --> 00:01:37,699 Fuck you. 7 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,779 Skeleton Army has betrayed you... 8 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,515 They now dance to your agony as you burn to ashes. 9 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,051 You are dead. 10 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,753 That's harsh. 11 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,487 You wanna know what's harsh, okay? 12 00:02:00,622 --> 00:02:02,790 This dead meat asking me for money 13 00:02:02,924 --> 00:02:05,960 with gold teeth in his mouth. Unbelievable. 14 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:11,298 - Wait, take this! Take this! - Watch it, Freddy! 15 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,534 This is a limited foil cover edition! 16 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:16,504 Hey, hey, I-- I noticed you had no shoes. 17 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:17,471 He doesn't care. 18 00:02:17,672 --> 00:02:18,973 And I wanted to find out what-- 19 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:21,576 Just kidding. Gimme that. 20 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,720 Don't put that in your mouth, Freddy! 21 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,722 What? What are you, a zombiphobe now? 22 00:02:34,789 --> 00:02:38,158 You gotta stop doing this, okay? You're gonna get us in trouble. 23 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,327 Survival of the strongest. 24 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,130 -Survival of the fittest. -Whatever, dude, okay? 25 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:45,533 -He doesn't need it. I do. -You need nasty gold teeth? 26 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,168 No! I need cash, okay? 27 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,470 Besides, what do zombies needs money for anyway? 28 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,205 I guess earning money is all they ever did 29 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,875 when they were alive. 30 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,577 What a bunch of losers. 31 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,783 Oh! Time to work. 32 00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:07,622 -Hey, Maggie! -Hey, shit-face. 33 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,725 I've got another pickup for you, and don't fuck it up this time. 34 00:03:10,825 --> 00:03:11,826 Don't fuck up this-- 35 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,961 No, we're not gonna fuck up this time. 36 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:16,097 Give us the info, Maggie. 37 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,713 Ladies and gentlemen, the dead are back. 38 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:37,885 There's no flesh-eating behavior, 39 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,088 nor hunger for brain, 40 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,557 - they're just... - ...here. 41 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,592 And that's the real disaster, isn't it? 42 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,796 So, you're saying we have to relearn 43 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,464 our behaviors towards the living-dead? 44 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:53,735 The less offensive term would be living-impaired. 45 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,803 What do you think, folks? 46 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,708 I lost my job! They don't sleep. 47 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:03,477 How the fuck can we compete with these damn zombies? 48 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,847 Rain. Rain. 49 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:09,083 Population has dramatically grown by 175% 50 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,084 within the last six months. 51 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,419 It is now illegal for people to dig up their loved ones. 52 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,123 Zombies you'd like to fuck. 53 00:04:16,057 --> 00:04:17,692 Protests are rising 54 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:20,661 all over the world as the undead claim equal rights. 55 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,831 I'm Brad Thompson for Coleman News. 56 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,833 Good night, and God bless America. 57 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,678 We're invincible. 58 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,624 Mister McKenna? Hi. 59 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,826 Coleman's Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 60 00:04:51,926 --> 00:04:53,460 -You called us? -Yes! Uh, 61 00:04:53,528 --> 00:04:55,163 thank you for coming... ...so promptly, 62 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:57,131 - you guys are fast. - Yeah. 63 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,766 - Um... 64 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,536 ...now, I want you to know that we do love him, dearly, 65 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:04,404 and it was a hard decision for us to make. 66 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,840 We totally understand, sir. 67 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:09,010 You see, it's my father-in-law, and it's important for my wife 68 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,712 that he be treated with dignity. 69 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,115 -That is our policy, yeah. -Okay. 70 00:05:14,282 --> 00:05:16,751 My wife is very fragile emotionally. 71 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:18,385 So, if you could-- 72 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,620 Oh! 73 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:24,457 Oh, Pop-Pop! 74 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:26,861 What did you do? 75 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:29,263 I swear if you shot him in the brain, I... 76 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,203 That was close. 77 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:42,043 How many times do I need to tell you? 78 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,911 No more shooting at Pop-Pop! 79 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,581 You said it yourself, Pop-Pop is just a fucking zombie. 80 00:05:48,216 --> 00:05:51,652 Kids... 81 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:56,224 ...no, Pop-Pop is living-impaired, hmm? 82 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,593 And the living-impaired have rights, 83 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,795 so you can't shoot them, okay? 84 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,930 He's just like a... 85 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,266 -...like a retard. Hmm? Uh... -Hmm. 86 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:06,968 ...we don't shoot retards, 87 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:08,135 do we? 88 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:10,705 - No, we don't. - Listen, uh, sir. 89 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,174 I don't wanna be mean and put pressure or anything 90 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:15,543 - but we're on the clock. - Yes, I... I'm sorry. 91 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,377 Please proceed with the extraction. 92 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,547 - All right. - Um. 93 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:23,985 Okay. 94 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:31,424 -Are you sure this is necessary? -They're professionals, honey. 95 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:33,761 I think we got him. 96 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,664 Careful guys, that chair is priceless. 97 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,165 Yeah. Yeah. 98 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:41,002 This ugly bastard is stronger than he looks like. 99 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:50,945 Totally normal. 100 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,154 Hey! Like new. 101 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,957 See what we had to deal with every day. 102 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,627 Okay, I'm just gonna need a signature right here. 103 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,097 Let's just proceed to payment. Uh... 104 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:12,667 Jeez. 105 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:15,736 The card reader, it's messed up again, man. 106 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,205 Oh, what the heck is that? That's really weird. 107 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:21,876 So sorry about this, sir, um... Do you mind paying cash? 108 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,611 Here you go. 109 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,415 -Thank you. -You did the right choice. 110 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,717 Okay, come on. 111 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,419 Hey, pleasure doing business with you, dude. 112 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,554 -I mean, sir. -Bye-bye now. 113 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:37,792 All right. 114 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,415 - Hello. - Hi. Mister McKenna? 115 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:04,051 Coleman Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 116 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,554 I-- I believe your colleagues... 117 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,822 ...have already taken... 118 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,557 Honey? 119 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,927 Maddox Art is murder! 120 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:18,532 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 121 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:23,871 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 122 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:27,375 Maddox Art is murder! 123 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,516 Karl, my man! 124 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:40,388 Freddy, you're getting depressingly uninspiring. 125 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:43,057 - What do you mean? - Don't worry about it. 126 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,330 What am I supposed to do with this? 127 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,632 Come on, Don, it's not that bad! 128 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,934 His head is holding on a pogo stick! 129 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:58,572 Exactly! Which makes him, uh... inspiring. 130 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,907 Yeah, like the, uh, 131 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:02,676 the magnificent head-spinning zombie, dude! 132 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,212 - Whoa! - Whoa! 133 00:09:05,346 --> 00:09:07,248 -Whoa! -See, art! 134 00:09:07,415 --> 00:09:10,084 You wouldn't know art if it bit you on the ass. 135 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,952 I'm not going to take this one. 136 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:15,489 -Don. -Or at least, not at full price. 137 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,059 We have the certificate of termination and everything. 138 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,860 He's legit, I mean, you could do whatever you want 139 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,463 with him, you know, uh, no one cares. 140 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,433 -I'll give you half. -What? 141 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:28,335 -Take it or leave it. -That is an insult. 142 00:09:28,469 --> 00:09:29,870 There's no deal. Come on, Karl, we're leaving. 143 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,306 Fine, you win. Half-price. 144 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,043 - What are you doing? - We're broke, remember? 145 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:40,549 Oh, my. You have the softest hands. 146 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,118 I moisturize. 147 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:56,330 Oh, hi! I'm Bob Coleman. 148 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,799 And for years we've been studying 149 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,802 the most complex structure of the universe. 150 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:04,573 The human brain. 151 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,210 Each second, a hundred billion neurons 152 00:10:09,544 --> 00:10:12,780 are sending ten thousand electro-chemical signals 153 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,517 making us behave the way we do. 154 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,821 That's why this cute little creature... 155 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:24,559 ...makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. 156 00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:28,162 At Coleman, we're dedicated to unlocking 157 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,598 the secrets of the mind. 158 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,333 Help the research, donate your loved ones 159 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:37,204 through our Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 160 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:59,059 -Great. -Hmm. Bye. 161 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,331 Your vampire hero stands before Shiva, 162 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,933 the last god of evil. 163 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,034 And... 164 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,374 Shiva the Destroyer destroys Dracula. 165 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:16,177 Huh. 166 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:17,546 Why don't you just skip to the end? 167 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,113 What are you talking about? That would be cheating. 168 00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:20,281 The whole book is cheating. 169 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,884 I mean, look at Dracula. He's all thin and handsome. 170 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:26,487 -He has to be thin and handsome. -No, no, no, no. 171 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:29,056 See, blood is super rich, dude. I mean, he'd be fat. 172 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,058 - At the very least, chubby. - Hey, Maggie! 173 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,793 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! Listen! 174 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,764 Do you think Dracula, the king of the undead, would be fat? 175 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,736 That is exactly why I don't hang out with you guys. 176 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,873 -This and that ugly hat. -This? 177 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,209 This is a hunter's hat, and I'm hunting so... 178 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,344 -it's appropriate. -Huh. 179 00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,012 And I thank God everyday we didn't come 180 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,247 from the same ball sack. 181 00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:55,416 Huh. Thank you. That's nice. 182 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,586 Hey, Maggie, I got you a milkshake. 183 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,821 Why? You know I don't drink milk. 184 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:02,923 Well, milk builds strong bones. 185 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,760 -I'm lactose-intolerant, Freddy. -Oh, I don't mind farts. 186 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,829 -Farts are natural. -Stop. 187 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,364 Karl, just hand me my share. 188 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,369 Uncle Gary! 189 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:18,038 There's an ear in my fries, again! 190 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,907 Yeah, I... I told the cook about it, 191 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,776 but he couldn't hear me! 192 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,878 Good one! 193 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,514 I'm gonna leave you a bad review! 194 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:27,881 This time I'm serious! 195 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,850 Karl. 196 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,320 - Yup. - You're short. 197 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:37,791 Oh, yeah. Um... ...funny story. 198 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,028 Don, he paid us half because it was damaged goods, 199 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,163 and, uh, that's not our fault, technically so, uh... 200 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:44,331 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 201 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,367 Are you pissing down my back and calling it rain? 202 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:51,071 No! We're not into that thing. 203 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,507 It's a metaphor, you dumbass. 204 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,042 Look, can you just trust me for once? 205 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,544 - Trust? - Yeah. 206 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,212 Listen to your brother. 207 00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,446 You know he's telling the truth. 208 00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:02,883 Oh, oh, did you hear that? Even the captain-- Hey! 209 00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:05,219 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl! 210 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,288 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl. 211 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,256 That's a collectable. 212 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:13,662 Maybe we might have beheaded the pickup. 213 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,796 Hey, hey, hey! Traitor! 214 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,331 -See, I knew it! -No, no, no, no, no, 215 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:20,267 no, no, no! And this is horse shit, okay! 216 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,569 We're the ones doing all the hard work 217 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,037 while you sit on your fat ass all day! 218 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:24,706 - Hey! - Oh, really? 219 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,240 Ow, ah, my knee! 220 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,342 Really, can you hack into Coleman's system? Hmm? 221 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,910 Any of you? 222 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,279 I guess you'd ask Captain Galacticus to do it? 223 00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,248 No, Captain Galacticus would ask Meta to do it. 224 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,417 Well, then I'm Meta, he's the muscle 225 00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:38,653 and you're just a prick getting a free ride. 226 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,288 Wait, you're leaving, already? 227 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,224 Yeah, I've had my dose of cheesedicks for one day. 228 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,060 Anyway, I got a date. 229 00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:48,495 - A date? With who? - Later! 230 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:51,298 We were supposed to celebrate! 231 00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:52,966 Hey! Thanks a lot, Judas. 232 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:57,237 For your information, I know exactly what a metamorph is! 233 00:13:57,371 --> 00:13:58,807 -Metaphor. -Metaph... 234 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,074 - Metaphor. - Metaphlor. 235 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,842 - Yeah, there you go. - Metaphlor. 236 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,536 By all means. Finish your cracker. 237 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,343 This is one of Coleman's biggest processing plants worldwide. 238 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,747 In order for operations to run smoothly 239 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,414 and for the company to profit, 240 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,518 every employee must follow the chain of command 241 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:48,222 with integrity, excellence, dedication and initiative. 242 00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,792 We expect no less from our workers, 243 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,862 and we won't hesitate to cut off dead weed 244 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,998 in order to allow for stronger growth. 245 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,136 That being said, do you know why you're here? 246 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,173 We, um, we got our pickup stolen. 247 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,910 Hmm. Not just one pickup, Dave. 248 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,880 Oh, uh, actually, it's, uh, Stanley. 249 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,616 Ah. Stanley. 250 00:15:14,883 --> 00:15:17,786 Over the last month, there have been a lot 251 00:15:17,886 --> 00:15:22,256 of missing pickups and repeated errors 252 00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:27,595 all coming from your sector. 253 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:32,700 Cracker? Mm-hmm. 254 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,403 It's not our fault, we... we think some jackasses 255 00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:37,971 are posing as us and, uh, 256 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:41,341 they're, um, stealing our pickups, 257 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,210 - right before we get there. - Coleman's pickups! 258 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,178 Gentlemen! 259 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,614 You are currently owing the company 25,000 dollars, 260 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,716 and we're withholding your last pay... 261 00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:51,185 until the situation is resolved. 262 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,558 -Understood? -Understood, sir. 263 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:01,863 Damn! 264 00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:20,013 Coming, dear! 265 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,885 Good morning, Mrs. Neard. Is, uh, is Karl up? 266 00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:25,252 They're going to take me. 267 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,988 - What? Who? - The doctors. 268 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,123 They told me I was impaired. 269 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,226 Nobody's gonna take you, Mrs. Neard. 270 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,194 I'm pretty sure you're not dead yet. 271 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,363 Just tell them I won't be leaving my home. 272 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:37,765 Oh, don't worry, I'll tell them. 273 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,199 Good! 274 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:42,904 Now, don't just stand there, darling, come in! 275 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,338 Okay. Great! 276 00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:53,213 - Hey, big boy. - Hey you! 277 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:56,518 - Wanna have boobs for breakfast? - Affirmative. 278 00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:00,454 That'll be 200 credits, honey. 279 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,994 I'm coming, baby. 280 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:08,195 Love the sound of that! 281 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,798 What you gonna do 282 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:13,535 when Wild Gringo walks on you? 283 00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:15,003 - Hey, hey! No! - Get over here! 284 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,304 Oh, God, no. 285 00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:22,644 Whoo! One, two, three! Whoo! 286 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:27,381 And the crowd goes wild for Wild Gringo! 287 00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,884 - Whoo! - Freddy! 288 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,319 What? 289 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,054 What do you mean what? I was busy! 290 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,224 - Don't look. - Hmm. 291 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,161 -You were masturbating? -Yes okay! Get out! 292 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:42,195 - Okay. 293 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:43,932 Get out! 294 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,533 I'll give you couple of minutes. 295 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:49,037 Fuck! 296 00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:07,087 Are you busy, too? 297 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:10,390 Yeah. 298 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:15,495 - So, had a fun night? - Yeah. 299 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:18,098 It was the best fucking night of my life. 300 00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:20,868 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 301 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,975 So, um, yeah, uh, 302 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:30,511 Maggie, I've been thinking a lot. 303 00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:36,450 Well, I just wanted to say that you are... 304 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:37,451 Oh. 305 00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:39,319 ...so... 306 00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:44,324 Huh. You guys ready for a pickup? 307 00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:47,528 Pickup? Yes, yes! Hell-- Heck, yeah. 308 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:52,299 Uh. Karl's gonna need like five minutes. 309 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,002 Why? 310 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,304 Jeez. 311 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:00,975 Is this really the place? 312 00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:04,512 Hey! You're my best friend, Karl. 313 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:06,547 Can I get your honest opinion on something? 314 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:07,882 Sure. 315 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,754 Okay. So, you want my honest opinion 316 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,990 -on a rotten finger? -No, dude! The... the ring! 317 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,627 It's ugly. Happy? 318 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,798 Hey! Uh. I'm thinking about proposing to your sister. 319 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,199 Half-sister! Wait! Wait! Wait! 320 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,703 Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I... I feel ready, 321 00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:30,404 and I'm pretty sure she is, too. 322 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,640 Don't you think you're skipping 323 00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:35,743 crucial steps here? You're not even dating! 324 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,079 Oh, my God, and that horrid thing stinks, man. 325 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,446 Well, yeah, that's just the finger. 326 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,015 If-- It's the ring stuck to it... 327 00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:43,851 -If I can get the ring off... -Freddy, it says "OG" on it. 328 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,419 Yeah, 'cause she's my Original Girl. 329 00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:46,788 It's a gangster ring! 330 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,558 And you know what, man, dating a coworker is unethical! 331 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,128 Yeah. Especially my sister. 332 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,097 -Half-sister! -Whatever, man! 333 00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:58,432 This conversation grosses me out! 334 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,367 Maggie doesn't even like you. 335 00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:06,074 - Freddy, I'm... I'm sorry, man. - No. No. 336 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,909 - No, no, I'm sorry. - You're probably right! 337 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,078 Because masturbating to ZILFs on the internet 338 00:20:10,178 --> 00:20:11,579 makes you a relationship expert. 339 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,182 -Oh, okay, you wanna go there? -Yeah, I wanna go there! 340 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,618 -Let's go there! Let's go there! -Yeah, I wanna go there! 341 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,824 Ow! 342 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,998 Rise and shine, ladies! 343 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,835 What do we have here? 344 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:40,307 Karl Neard... ...and, uh, Freddy Mercks, 345 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,243 crocodile hunter's little brother 346 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,679 and his hippo friend. 347 00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:46,279 Well, I'll have you know that hippos are actually 348 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,749 one of the deadliest animals of the-- 349 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,217 Oh. Shut up! 350 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,653 And by the way, we're no longer friends. 351 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,789 Really? You really want to do this now? 352 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,924 I'm sorry. Do you guys hear something? 353 00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:58,291 -Oh, come on. -'Cause I don't hear anything. 354 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,528 - Freddy, they have guns! - Yes! We have guns! 355 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,329 -Listen to your friend! -He's not my friend! 356 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,903 Shut up! Shut the hell up! 357 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,371 Don't you two idiots want to know why you're here? 358 00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:17,745 -Well, we're here for a pick up. -Yes, I know, I called it in! 359 00:21:17,845 --> 00:21:20,181 It was a trap! 360 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,884 Jesus! We know you two idiots stole from us! 361 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,253 The ring. Right! The gangster ring! 362 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:28,623 -That's Maggie's ring! -She doesn't like you. 363 00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:34,796 This isn't working. 364 00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:37,799 Rocco, I don't think these guys understand what's going on here. 365 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:39,534 Why don't you show them what we're capable of. 366 00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,368 No, no, no, no, we understand. It's fine. 367 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,336 Rocco, this is not necessary, please, please! 368 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,173 No! No! Please. 369 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,584 I'm just not quite sure 370 00:21:56,684 --> 00:21:58,186 what we're supposed to understand from that. 371 00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,487 -Yeah, no, me neither. -I mean-- 372 00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:01,923 Shut up! 373 00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:05,458 You don't disrespect the Wild Gringo. 374 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,763 Karl's grandma hits harder than that! 375 00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:10,631 Grandma you say? She sweet? 376 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:12,934 -She's the sweetest. -Change of plans. 377 00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:18,338 Now, tell us again what happened. 378 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,041 Listen, I have nothing 379 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,408 against the living-impaired. 380 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:24,946 But one of those got naked in front of my six-year-old! 381 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,047 Oh, come on! 382 00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:27,715 He doesn't even have a penis anymore! 383 00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:29,349 Well, I'm pretty sure I did see 384 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,918 at least one testicle! 385 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:33,888 Ladies! Now, what do you think? 386 00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:35,890 We'll be back after these messages. 387 00:22:44,298 --> 00:22:45,933 Fucking slackers! 388 00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:03,951 -Really, guys? -Huh! What! 389 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:06,153 You're piss drunk, aren't you? 390 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,288 A trap! It was a trap! 391 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,455 - What? - The pickup! 392 00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,758 - The pickup was a trap! - Yeah! There's blood! 393 00:23:10,825 --> 00:23:12,093 Is this blood? Is this my blood? 394 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,426 I don't know! 395 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,263 -What the hell is that? -I don't know. 396 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,265 Oh, my God! 397 00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:18,866 What if it's a bomb? 398 00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:20,601 Okay, what are you guys on? 399 00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:22,870 -Go on, press Play! -Are you insane? 400 00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:24,572 -Like I'm gonna fall for that. -Okay, I'll do it! 401 00:23:24,672 --> 00:23:25,840 No, Freddy! No! 402 00:23:25,907 --> 00:23:27,474 Come on, guys, it's not funny anymore. 403 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:28,542 So-- 404 00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:30,745 - No! - So... 405 00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:36,918 Oh, Freddy. No! 406 00:23:37,018 --> 00:23:38,986 Our saving throw is not high enough to survive this, Freddy. 407 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:41,923 You know it! Please, please! No! 408 00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:47,161 We work for Coleman and we've uncovered 409 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,829 your shitty little scheme. 410 00:23:49,196 --> 00:23:50,331 Grandma? 411 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,934 You've stolen 25,000 dollars' worth 412 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,635 of living-impaired pickups. 413 00:23:55,536 --> 00:23:59,573 But you know what, make that 50, for our troubles. 414 00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:02,510 We want the money back or sweet old granny over here 415 00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:03,711 goes bye-bye. 416 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:06,781 I told you, I will not be leaving my home. 417 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,383 You have 24 hours. I'll call you. 418 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,990 What kind of cheap-shot fart-knuckle asshole 419 00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:17,325 goes for your grandma? 420 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:23,297 Okay, guys, we need a quick job that pays a lot. 421 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,599 Like what? Robbing a bank? 422 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,169 Oh! Why don't you ask Don to help us? 423 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:29,537 No, I'm not interested in that. 424 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:30,638 - Yes! - Yeah. 425 00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:33,473 No, no, no, I'm not sure how I feel about it. 426 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:35,475 Why not? He's super connected 427 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,678 and... ... he really likes you, man. 428 00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,513 Yeah, exactly! I mean, he's very, you know, 429 00:24:39,613 --> 00:24:41,248 "touchy-touchy-feely" kind of guy, 430 00:24:41,449 --> 00:24:43,851 and it makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it. 431 00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:47,989 That's it? You have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 432 00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:49,223 Yeah! You're being super selfish! 433 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,658 - Oh. - Karl... 434 00:24:51,726 --> 00:24:54,695 You gotta take one for Granny. 435 00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:13,047 Jeez! 436 00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:17,852 -Jeez or jizz? -What? 437 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:23,824 It's toothpaste. Don't be so immature. 438 00:25:23,924 --> 00:25:24,825 Uh-huh. 439 00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:28,262 Karl, I'm glad you called. 440 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:34,769 From what I understood, you're in deep, and it stinks. 441 00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:38,005 Now that is an accurate metamorph, 442 00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:39,340 my good sir. 443 00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:42,943 Uh. Karl said you might have a job for us? 444 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,880 I don't, but the boss does. 445 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:50,217 -A high profile pickup. -So, when do we meet him? 446 00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:51,719 You're about to. 447 00:25:53,988 --> 00:25:56,290 Ladies and gents, 448 00:25:56,424 --> 00:26:01,829 the mad artist of the macabre, the one and only, Otto Maddox! 449 00:26:40,535 --> 00:26:43,170 Huh, so it is art. 450 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:56,717 This is a nice place. A bit dusty, but cozy. 451 00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:58,119 Listen up, Granny! 452 00:26:58,319 --> 00:26:59,987 Let me make this crystal clear for you. 453 00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:03,791 You do what I say, you don't run, you don't scream, 454 00:27:04,225 --> 00:27:06,293 and it'll all be over in no time, hmm? 455 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:08,429 But you try anything funny, 456 00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:11,499 and my friend, Rocco, over here, is gonna impair you. 457 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:14,468 Oh, I'm already impaired, dear, but thank you. 458 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:19,406 -I think I'm impaired too. -No shit, Sherlock. 459 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,042 The Darwin awards called, they have a trophy for you. 460 00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:24,712 -Really? -No! Not really, Rocco! 461 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:27,014 Jesus Christ! Look, I have shit to do. 462 00:27:27,081 --> 00:27:28,782 You keep an eye out for me, okay, while I'm gone. 463 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:32,587 And stop playing with your gun. 464 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,322 God! 465 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:39,793 My doctor said it's important to keep your brain stimulated, 466 00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:43,097 so I suppose they have activities scheduled here? 467 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:45,166 -Hmm. -Bingo Mondays? 468 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,334 Social dance Fridays? 469 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,542 All right, make yourselves comfortable, 470 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,009 he'll be right with you. 471 00:27:57,411 --> 00:28:00,549 We'll talk about my finder's fee later, hmm? 472 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:12,259 For the record, I hate you guys. 473 00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:15,162 You're so stuck up, relax. 474 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,132 - Wow. - Oh, dude! 475 00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:19,867 Isn't that the girl that you were masturbating to? 476 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:24,905 Shut! No! That's the real one. 477 00:28:32,947 --> 00:28:35,783 Oh, my God. The jewels of rock. 478 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:39,987 The blade of death. Even got Rupert! 479 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:44,892 - Isn't she marvelous? - Yeah. 480 00:28:45,159 --> 00:28:47,962 No! You got a 35-millimeter print 481 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:49,964 of the banned film Zelvirella? 482 00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:52,166 Sir, there's like only five copies in the whole world! 483 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:55,637 Yes, and I own all five of them. 484 00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:59,139 Welcome! 485 00:28:59,807 --> 00:29:03,877 Welcome to my private exhibition. 486 00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:08,115 - Oh, fuck me! - God! 487 00:29:08,382 --> 00:29:12,052 Don told me you are the best in the hunting business. 488 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:15,657 -Really? -Uh. Yes. Yes, we... we are. 489 00:29:16,223 --> 00:29:20,294 Yes. You know, I... I... I really dig your style. 490 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:23,797 Thank you. Throughout my life, I gathered quite the collection. 491 00:29:23,864 --> 00:29:27,768 Though I feel my existence will remain incomplete 492 00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:32,373 until I possess this last, but not least, precious piece. 493 00:29:32,641 --> 00:29:35,175 I want her at my arm, tomorrow night, 494 00:29:35,476 --> 00:29:36,910 for my big performance. 495 00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:39,413 - Zelvirella? - Yes, 496 00:29:39,748 --> 00:29:43,551 the queen of the dead, the exquisite Debbie Jones! 497 00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:45,819 She's been located, in her family plot 498 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:47,756 at the Country Hill Cemetery. 499 00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:50,257 You'll find all the boring info in there. 500 00:29:51,492 --> 00:29:53,595 So, uh, just another pickup then. 501 00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:55,630 Actually, it's a bit more complicated. 502 00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:58,600 This cemetery is Coleman's property. 503 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:02,303 Wha-- You want us to steal from Coleman? 504 00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:04,171 Exactly! 505 00:30:04,238 --> 00:30:07,642 I do not want my name mixed in some shady business. 506 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:14,848 That's why I'll pay you 25,000 to bring her to me. 507 00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:21,322 You know, we're really looking at the Express VIP service here, 508 00:30:21,455 --> 00:30:25,392 -and it's, uh, it's double. -Oh, I'm not here to bargain, 509 00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,595 this is the job, this is the payment. 510 00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:31,265 Well, all true collectors know that Zelvirella is worth 511 00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:35,436 beyond the Express VIP service, isn't she? 512 00:30:40,474 --> 00:30:44,411 He's very smart. All right, 50,000 it is. 513 00:30:44,612 --> 00:30:46,246 Bring me my queen! 514 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:47,782 So, let me get this straight. 515 00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:51,118 We wanna steal from Coleman to repay Coleman, 516 00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:52,821 for stealing from Coleman. 517 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:56,156 Yep! That is exactly what we're gonna do. 518 00:31:07,836 --> 00:31:09,470 -What? -Nothing. 519 00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:13,407 No, it's just, you're all glittery. 520 00:31:15,643 --> 00:31:18,546 You're-- It's pretty. 521 00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:21,415 Uh. Thanks. I guess. 522 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,083 Yeah! It's super cool having you, 523 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:24,351 you know, with us, in the van-- 524 00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:26,053 Watch out! 525 00:31:26,153 --> 00:31:27,988 Have you got a death wish, buddy? 526 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:30,057 You're gonna get us killed, asshole. 527 00:31:30,124 --> 00:31:33,293 Just pay attention to the road instead of staring at me. 528 00:31:35,797 --> 00:31:37,197 That's really mean, Maggie. 529 00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:39,701 Like, have you ever seen an asshole? 530 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:42,336 It's not pretty! 531 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:45,973 I looked at my asshole once. 532 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:49,343 I mean, with a mirror, you know. 533 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:52,747 What? You guys were never curious? 534 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:59,319 Overpopulation, diseases, epidemic. 535 00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:02,824 The smell alone makes my stomach turn. 536 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,959 Sixty million people die each year on a global scale, 537 00:32:06,226 --> 00:32:08,863 adding to the living-impaired population count. 538 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:14,168 Now, in military terms... we call that an invasion. 539 00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:15,737 What do you think is gonna happen 540 00:32:15,837 --> 00:32:20,240 when they outnumber us, when they turn against us? 541 00:32:20,542 --> 00:32:22,042 We need to restore balance, 542 00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:24,378 and the only way for that change to occur 543 00:32:24,445 --> 00:32:27,948 is to engineer society's perception of the undead. 544 00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:30,785 All eyes will be on this event. 545 00:32:30,885 --> 00:32:33,053 Including pro-living-impaired activists, 546 00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:36,457 making the Otto Maddox art show a perfect target. 547 00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:40,562 Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present, 548 00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:42,996 Project Zoltan. 549 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:54,074 Doctor West, the floor is yours. 550 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:23,036 Mr. Hannity, may I have a word with you? 551 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,344 Sit. 552 00:33:34,682 --> 00:33:37,685 Sir, I understand the situation might be unstable, 553 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,822 but I assure you the formula is working. 554 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:42,389 And as people say, 555 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:45,225 -shit happens. -I'll stop you there. 556 00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:49,764 This little project of yours is costing me a shitload of money! 557 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:52,667 With all due respect, sir, you can't make an omelet 558 00:33:53,001 --> 00:33:54,167 without breaking some eggs. 559 00:33:54,268 --> 00:33:57,170 And you can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit, can you? 560 00:33:57,872 --> 00:34:01,576 This is it, I'm shutting your ass down. 561 00:34:02,677 --> 00:34:04,077 You've got great qualities, 562 00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:08,883 I'm sure they'll appreciate you at Coleman Malaysia. 563 00:34:24,766 --> 00:34:26,433 Go, go, go, go, go! Guys, come on. 564 00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:51,693 - We're invincible! - You guys need to dig fast, 565 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,061 I don't know how much time we got 566 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:54,294 before the next patrol. 567 00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:55,964 Maybe you can, uh, come out and help us. 568 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,098 No, we only have two shovels, genius. 569 00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:00,334 Yeah, no thanks. I'm just gonna keep the engine running, 570 00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:02,003 and keep an eye on Coleman's Security System. 571 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,739 Freddy, for fuck's sake, tie your goddamn shoelaces! 572 00:35:04,872 --> 00:35:06,908 -No, I don't tie my shoes. -What are you, five? 573 00:35:07,008 --> 00:35:08,308 Maggie, it's a way of life. 574 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,978 The only time Freddy got knocked out, 575 00:35:10,044 --> 00:35:11,079 he was tying his shoe. 576 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:13,413 He sneezed and smashed his face on his own knee. 577 00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:17,351 -Dude, dude! That was a secret. -Four stitches! 578 00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:19,721 - Guys, I don't care. Just go! - Yeah. 579 00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,463 We're in. 580 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:33,333 Debbie Jones, here we come, baby. 581 00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:43,678 No way. 582 00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:49,617 Coleman, you shady motherfucker. 583 00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:04,364 - Yeah. Yeah. Oh. - Yeah. 584 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:06,366 No way. 585 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:10,237 Oh, shit! 586 00:36:10,404 --> 00:36:12,239 Guys! Guys, guys, guys! We got to go! 587 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,008 Okay, I present to you 588 00:36:14,075 --> 00:36:16,010 the Queen of the dead, 589 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:20,848 -Zelvirel-- Oh, my God! -Oh, fuck me! 590 00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:23,283 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's all dried up! 591 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:26,087 Yeah, super dry, like extra crispy dry! 592 00:36:26,154 --> 00:36:27,287 She's a freaking skeleton! 593 00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:28,923 There's no way Maddox is gonna pay us for this. 594 00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:30,091 Let's give her a chance. 595 00:36:30,223 --> 00:36:32,060 Maybe she's still somewhere in there. 596 00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:34,095 She just needs our help waking up. Right? 597 00:36:34,662 --> 00:36:38,533 Hear my voice! Rise! 598 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,601 Rise! 599 00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,072 Rise! 600 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:45,707 You broke her into pieces! 601 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,575 Keep your fucking voices down! 602 00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:49,309 Or what, Maggie? 603 00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:51,445 I mean, look at this! We're screwed anyway! 604 00:36:51,579 --> 00:36:52,914 What could be worse? 605 00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:54,716 What the heck! 606 00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:56,517 Someone shot me! 607 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:58,086 - They shot me! - Freeze! 608 00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:00,788 Stop shouting freeze? You already fucking shot at us! 609 00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:02,657 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 610 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,793 Freddy, I don't wanna die. 611 00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:17,071 I don't understand! We... we use it all the time! 612 00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:18,673 Mr. Hannity? 613 00:37:20,007 --> 00:37:23,243 Please. I... I swear it's not my fault. 614 00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:26,047 He got strangled with the sex swing. 615 00:37:30,051 --> 00:37:34,421 Well, well. Welcome back, Mr. Coleman. 616 00:37:48,603 --> 00:37:52,173 -Is he able to speak? -Short answer is no. 617 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,542 Oxygen shortage and intracranial hemorrhage 618 00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:56,077 will leave your brain damaged. 619 00:37:57,145 --> 00:37:59,013 I need a word with him. In private. 620 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,181 Mm-hmm. 621 00:38:02,717 --> 00:38:06,721 Bob, Bob, Bob. 622 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:10,490 May I call you Bob? 623 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,426 You've always been a source of inspiration, 624 00:38:13,828 --> 00:38:16,496 seizing all opportunities as they present themselves, 625 00:38:16,597 --> 00:38:19,200 never taking bullshit from anyone, hmm? 626 00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:22,970 Well, now, I'm seizing mine. 627 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:26,207 I'm taking over. 628 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:29,544 I've got big plans for the Coleman Corporation. 629 00:38:37,785 --> 00:38:44,125 One, two, one and one, two... 630 00:38:48,162 --> 00:38:51,933 And step, step, and one, two, back. 631 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:55,136 -One, two. -What the hell is going on here? 632 00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:57,638 Social Dance Friday. 633 00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,241 He's making great progress, he's a natural. 634 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:01,474 Thank you! 635 00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,679 And... and what have you guys done with my place? 636 00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:07,548 - We tidied up a bit. - You did what? 637 00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:09,050 It was dusty. 638 00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:12,820 She is our hostage, numb nuts! Not our maid! 639 00:39:12,954 --> 00:39:15,156 Now, now, settle down. 640 00:39:15,488 --> 00:39:18,292 I got the perfect remedy for grumpy boys. 641 00:39:19,727 --> 00:39:24,599 - Freshly baked sweet rolls. - Sweet rolls, man! 642 00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:31,471 We are so fucked. 643 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,841 I'm so fucking cold... 644 00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:35,375 You're not dying, Karl. 645 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:36,711 I think I'm losing too much blood... 646 00:39:36,811 --> 00:39:38,579 It's just a tiny-- It's a scratch. You're fine! 647 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:41,749 Oh. Oh, shit! You actually got shot. 648 00:39:41,849 --> 00:39:44,752 - Yeah! I told you! - Dude, chicks dig scars. 649 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:49,557 Cheeseburgers? Really? 650 00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:52,960 Thank you for all the extra lactose, Freddy. 651 00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:54,829 Since when is there lactose in cheeseburgers? 652 00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:56,931 Oh! 653 00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:01,535 - What's up, losers! - It's them! 654 00:40:02,536 --> 00:40:05,405 Um. I'm gonna put you on speaker phone, okay? 655 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:11,078 -I think I hung up on them. -Freddy! 656 00:40:11,178 --> 00:40:13,915 I didn't do it on purpose! 657 00:40:14,115 --> 00:40:15,850 Oh, here, here! 658 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:17,218 Did you just hang up on me? 659 00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:20,588 -Stan? -Maggie! 660 00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:23,391 - What, you two know each other? - No! 661 00:40:23,891 --> 00:40:25,059 So, after all this time, 662 00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:26,294 you're still Coleman's little bitch, huh? 663 00:40:26,394 --> 00:40:27,762 Screw Coleman, okay! 664 00:40:27,828 --> 00:40:30,031 If you don't bring my 50K in 12 hours, 665 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,300 this old sweet old granny over here goes bye-bye. 666 00:40:32,366 --> 00:40:33,433 Hey, hey, hey! 667 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,202 How do we even know she's alive, huh? 668 00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:37,338 -Good point. -She is fine. 669 00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:38,806 Yeah, well, then put her on the phone! 670 00:40:43,411 --> 00:40:45,379 -Really? -What the hell was that? 671 00:40:45,513 --> 00:40:48,582 Uh, uh, nothing! What the fuck, Rocco? 672 00:40:48,749 --> 00:40:51,218 - Put the gun down! - What gun? 673 00:40:51,419 --> 00:40:53,821 Look, put Grandma on the phone right now, or the deal is done! 674 00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:54,989 - Yeah. - Yes. 675 00:40:55,222 --> 00:40:57,992 Uh. Yes. Um. She's coming. 676 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:08,169 Come on, wake up. Please, wake up. Plea... 677 00:41:09,437 --> 00:41:11,172 She's back! 678 00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:12,640 Speak! 679 00:41:12,974 --> 00:41:15,076 - Hello. - Grandma. 680 00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:19,080 Oh! Hello, sweeties, 681 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,583 -isn't it a beautiful day? -Are you okay? 682 00:41:22,883 --> 00:41:24,552 Is that bastard treating you well enough? 683 00:41:24,618 --> 00:41:26,954 -Language, young lady! -All right! That's enough! 684 00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:30,490 You got 12 hours! Got that? 685 00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:34,695 -So, how do you know this prick? -He's my ex. 686 00:41:35,696 --> 00:41:38,766 - You slept with the enemy? - Thank you, Freddy, 687 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,768 for the reminder! 688 00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:42,870 Shit! 689 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:46,040 Okay, we need another Zelvirella. 690 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:48,409 You mean like the one that Karl masturbates to? 691 00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:50,945 Can't you just say "jerk off" like normal people do? 692 00:41:51,045 --> 00:41:53,247 Show us! 693 00:41:54,081 --> 00:41:55,583 I'm not gonna jerk off in front of you guys! 694 00:41:55,716 --> 00:41:58,285 Show us the girl, you sick fuck! 695 00:42:01,889 --> 00:42:03,257 Hey, would you quit crying, 696 00:42:03,324 --> 00:42:04,759 you overgrown cry baby? 697 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:07,628 I've never shot a granny before. 698 00:42:08,496 --> 00:42:13,501 Oh, there, there. Aw. 699 00:42:16,303 --> 00:42:17,405 Oh, she's live. 700 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,809 Uh, wait. I wanna see. 701 00:42:22,977 --> 00:42:24,178 That totally looks like her. 702 00:42:25,379 --> 00:42:27,948 This could actually work. So, how do we find her? 703 00:42:29,016 --> 00:42:31,118 Well, they also have a massage parlor, 704 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:33,454 and you can go and book private sessions. 705 00:42:34,488 --> 00:42:36,457 Not that I ever tried. I'm just saying. 706 00:42:37,158 --> 00:42:39,427 Yeah, I guess, there's a first time for everything. 707 00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:11,992 Username? 708 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:18,332 - Master_bator69. - Come again? 709 00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:23,137 - Master_bator69. - Just give me a second. 710 00:43:23,471 --> 00:43:26,240 -How original. -It's a play on words, Maggie! 711 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,476 -Mm-hmm. -So, you do use that word. 712 00:43:29,143 --> 00:43:32,079 - Double-standard much? - Platinum member! Wow! 713 00:43:32,213 --> 00:43:34,583 Which one of our delightful ZILF girls 714 00:43:34,682 --> 00:43:35,950 have you come to see today? 715 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:40,287 -We are here for Zelvirella. -Of course, your favorite. 716 00:43:41,222 --> 00:43:42,957 Oh, it says right here 717 00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:45,059 you never claimed your membership rewards. 718 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:46,460 Well, it says it right here. 719 00:43:46,595 --> 00:43:48,530 And boy did you accumulate some points! 720 00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:52,666 So, here's your free Platinum Membership pin... 721 00:43:54,502 --> 00:43:55,936 gel for your penis... 722 00:43:57,506 --> 00:44:00,341 a lovely ZILF T-shirt... 723 00:44:02,544 --> 00:44:03,711 some coupons... 724 00:44:04,879 --> 00:44:06,515 and, of course, our famous... 725 00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:09,518 - pocket penis laser pointer! - Oh! 726 00:44:09,584 --> 00:44:10,684 Okay, look, we don't have time 727 00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:12,086 for free swag, okay? 728 00:44:12,153 --> 00:44:14,288 God. God! 729 00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:16,525 Oh, that laser is brutal. 730 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:19,960 Uh, you can proceed to booth 23, she'll be right there with you. 731 00:44:20,461 --> 00:44:21,462 Okay. 732 00:44:24,965 --> 00:44:28,469 Oh, and, uh, Platinum member's friends... 733 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:33,174 do get a special discount. Care for a trial? 734 00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:37,178 No. We'll just wait outside. 735 00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:40,014 Don't touch anything, Freddy. 736 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:59,500 Happy to finally put a face on my best tipper. 737 00:44:59,634 --> 00:45:00,669 Hello. 738 00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:05,005 Hi. 739 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:08,242 Oh, you're kinda cute. 740 00:45:08,409 --> 00:45:11,078 - You too. You smell nice. - Thanks. 741 00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:12,446 So? 742 00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:15,249 -first time here, huh? -Uh, yeah. 743 00:45:25,092 --> 00:45:27,261 Just open it. Ow! 744 00:45:29,363 --> 00:45:30,931 Are you having fun, Karl? 745 00:45:30,998 --> 00:45:32,967 It's not what you think, Maggie. Get away! 746 00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:35,102 Hey, maybe we can give them like five minutes? 747 00:45:35,604 --> 00:45:37,871 -What? -Oh, come on. He needs this. 748 00:45:38,005 --> 00:45:39,507 I'm hanging out of a window! 749 00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:41,442 Are you friends gonna be watching? 'Cause it's creepy. 750 00:45:41,509 --> 00:45:43,377 -No! It's my sister. -Ooh! Well, we can invite her 751 00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:44,845 - if you wanted... - No, no, no, no, no! 752 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:49,383 Extra players need to register first! 753 00:45:49,517 --> 00:45:51,586 Oops. 754 00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,320 Look, we don't have much time, okay? 755 00:45:53,722 --> 00:45:56,323 Oh, wait, did you come here to save me from my pimp? 756 00:45:56,457 --> 00:45:58,727 Yeah! Yeah, sure. 757 00:45:58,792 --> 00:45:59,994 Wait, why? Is he mistreating you? 758 00:46:00,094 --> 00:46:02,129 No, he's just so overprotective, you know? 759 00:46:02,196 --> 00:46:03,297 - It's suffocating! - Like-- 760 00:46:03,364 --> 00:46:04,599 Oh, shit. 761 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:06,834 Hey! This is against house rules! Open up! 762 00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:08,202 Everybody out! Now! 763 00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:09,738 Nobody tells me what to do, girl. 764 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,640 Oh, shit. 765 00:46:13,007 --> 00:46:14,141 Oh, come on! 766 00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:29,724 Hey! Your membership is terminated! 767 00:46:33,994 --> 00:46:35,664 Sadly, we are also expecting 768 00:46:35,764 --> 00:46:38,132 a big protest against living-impaired abuse. 769 00:46:38,265 --> 00:46:39,433 That's a real shame 770 00:46:39,534 --> 00:46:42,136 for freedom of speech. Well, if you're traveling by car, 771 00:46:42,269 --> 00:46:43,638 and don't want to be late for dinner 772 00:46:43,738 --> 00:46:45,372 you should definitely avoid the Art District. 773 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,476 Love. It's the best feeling, right? 774 00:46:51,546 --> 00:46:53,914 I'd rather be in a car crash. 775 00:46:56,718 --> 00:46:59,053 - Freddy, pull over! - Okay, okay. 776 00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:02,456 Perfect. 777 00:47:08,996 --> 00:47:12,433 - I'm stuck. - Thank you, we can see that. 778 00:47:12,534 --> 00:47:15,102 I can't fucking believe you! You just drove right into him! 779 00:47:15,302 --> 00:47:18,072 - He hit us! - Li-- Li-- Liar! 780 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:20,841 -Shut up! -You okay, there? Poor thing. 781 00:47:20,974 --> 00:47:22,577 - I've been worse. - Aw. 782 00:47:22,677 --> 00:47:24,746 You weren't paying attention. Again! 783 00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:26,080 I was paying attention 784 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,683 to you being negative. Again! 785 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,418 Would you two just cut it for like a second, please? 786 00:47:31,553 --> 00:47:33,220 In other news, Country Hill Cemetery has been 787 00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:35,222 the theater of yet another hate crime. 788 00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:37,257 The police are looking for three suspects 789 00:47:37,424 --> 00:47:39,059 driving a green delivery van. 790 00:47:39,259 --> 00:47:41,261 They are deemed armed and dangerous. 791 00:47:41,428 --> 00:47:42,831 You know, the police is looking for us now. 792 00:47:42,963 --> 00:47:44,164 Wait, what did we do this time? 793 00:47:44,298 --> 00:47:47,935 Oh! Nothing serious. Just you know, um, a hate crime! 794 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:50,871 -That is a load of bullcrap! -All right! 795 00:47:51,004 --> 00:47:52,807 You said you're the brain of the operation, Maggie. 796 00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:55,209 So, you got any great plan to get us out of this? 797 00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:56,745 Yeah, I got a plan. I got a plan. 798 00:47:56,845 --> 00:47:59,012 I got it, uh, right, uh, right here! 799 00:48:00,013 --> 00:48:02,116 -That's very mature, Maggie. -Mm-hmm. 800 00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:05,085 Says the guy who looked at his own asshole. 801 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:06,755 Asshole! 802 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,422 You shut up! 803 00:48:08,823 --> 00:48:11,325 Asshole. 804 00:48:11,992 --> 00:48:15,996 - Uh, Captain! - There, dickless. Go, fetch! 805 00:48:16,997 --> 00:48:18,966 Guys! Guys! Guys! Come on! 806 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:21,536 None of our assholes are gonna matter 807 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,905 if we don't get back on the road, like, right now! 808 00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:28,075 Okay. 809 00:48:37,451 --> 00:48:40,154 Hey! Hey, hey, come on, big guy! 810 00:48:42,156 --> 00:48:44,491 -Don't mind me. -Shut up. 811 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:48,696 How about I call us an Uber? 812 00:48:50,998 --> 00:48:52,966 Hey, losers, clock is ticking. 813 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,703 All right! Now look, shitstick, we're on. 814 00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:58,472 Meet us at the Maddox Gallery, with Grandma. 815 00:48:58,540 --> 00:48:59,541 Take it or leave it! 816 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,008 That shitty attitude, 817 00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:02,677 I missed you, Maggie. 818 00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:06,246 - What a twat! - Yeah! 819 00:49:07,549 --> 00:49:09,884 All right, let's hope that old glittery fart 820 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:11,051 likes bootlegs. 821 00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:13,253 Zelvirella? 822 00:49:15,389 --> 00:49:16,423 Zelvirella? 823 00:49:16,558 --> 00:49:18,726 Oh, shit! She's gone? 824 00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:21,796 Well, of course, she's gone! I mean, we kidnapped her! 825 00:49:21,863 --> 00:49:24,498 Go get your girl! Go! 826 00:49:26,768 --> 00:49:29,871 No! No! 827 00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:35,309 No, oh! Bad! Bad! 828 00:49:35,877 --> 00:49:39,747 Is Mr. Coleman appreciating his new scenery? 829 00:49:39,848 --> 00:49:41,081 Mr. Hannity. 830 00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:42,517 We've made great progress. 831 00:49:42,584 --> 00:49:44,619 However, I'm afraid we need more time. 832 00:49:44,752 --> 00:49:48,055 Why? I've seen the tests. They're fine. 833 00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:50,424 They looked scary. 834 00:49:50,725 --> 00:49:52,594 Focus on scary and stay away 835 00:49:52,727 --> 00:49:55,964 -from the party-popper heads. -Yes, this is the formula 836 00:49:56,029 --> 00:49:59,166 we have here, but it is extremely unstable 837 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,969 and infectious, we don't know-- 838 00:50:01,101 --> 00:50:02,804 You believe Coleman's Special Forces 839 00:50:02,937 --> 00:50:04,639 can't contain this? 840 00:50:05,707 --> 00:50:06,641 The protocol suggests 841 00:50:06,741 --> 00:50:08,643 that we perform additional testing. 842 00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:10,512 Maybe you're right. 843 00:50:13,447 --> 00:50:16,951 -What are you doing? -Following protocol. 844 00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:23,525 Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 845 00:50:23,691 --> 00:50:27,929 - Let me out! - We don't have a cure! 846 00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:54,388 Zelvirella? 847 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:06,601 Hello? 848 00:51:10,705 --> 00:51:13,675 - Spare me! No! No! - Cut the crap. 849 00:51:13,908 --> 00:51:15,643 -Where are you taking me? -We're on a job, 850 00:51:15,743 --> 00:51:17,512 and we're taking you to Otto Maddox at the Gallery! 851 00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:18,746 Otto Maddox? 852 00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:21,516 - Artist and billionaire? - Yeah, yeah. 853 00:51:21,683 --> 00:51:23,350 He wants you to be his date for tonight's event. 854 00:51:24,052 --> 00:51:25,553 - Oh! - Huh? 855 00:51:25,887 --> 00:51:27,087 Oh! 856 00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:29,289 -Oh, that's so romantic. -Ow! Watch out! Watch out. 857 00:51:29,389 --> 00:51:32,125 That's a-- It's a... It's a bullet wound. 858 00:51:34,662 --> 00:51:36,096 It'll probably leave a scar. 859 00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:45,506 Oh, yeah. 860 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,876 Oh, that's so gross! 861 00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:50,310 You wanna know what's gross? 862 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:52,080 Is that you ever dated that jerk. 863 00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:54,314 Get over it. I told you, it only ever 864 00:51:54,414 --> 00:51:56,149 happened like once or, you know... 865 00:51:57,685 --> 00:51:59,821 twice. Why am I trying to justify myself to you, 866 00:51:59,921 --> 00:52:01,254 it's none of your fucking business anyway! 867 00:52:01,321 --> 00:52:03,825 - I was just kidding. - Very funny. 868 00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:07,962 -Thanks. -It's sarcasm, Freddy. 869 00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:11,431 Yeah, duh! Yeah, I knew that. 870 00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:14,869 Oh! 871 00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:20,742 Looks like you folks got a problem. 872 00:52:26,547 --> 00:52:27,414 Uh-huh. 873 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,117 Let me give you a hand 874 00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:30,084 with that! 875 00:52:30,183 --> 00:52:31,853 I got just the right tools in my car! 876 00:52:31,953 --> 00:52:34,589 Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, sir. 877 00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:36,591 Pleasure, ma'am. 878 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:39,627 -He just "ma'am-ed" me. -Did he? I didn't-- 879 00:52:39,727 --> 00:52:42,797 -I blacked out. -Okay, we're so royally fucked! 880 00:52:42,864 --> 00:52:45,499 No, I think if we just play it cool, we'll be fine. 881 00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:49,837 Yeah! I tried to swerve out of the way but he just, 882 00:52:49,971 --> 00:52:51,171 like, jumped right in front of me! 883 00:52:51,238 --> 00:52:53,508 Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. 884 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,977 These sons of bitches, they're worse than possums! 885 00:52:56,077 --> 00:52:57,477 -Yeah. -Hold that for me, sir. 886 00:52:57,578 --> 00:52:59,013 Yes, I can do that. 887 00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:01,181 All righty. Let's start with the head. 888 00:53:05,285 --> 00:53:07,320 Wow, that was... 889 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,124 -quick. -Majestical. 890 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,434 Oh, jeez. 891 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,876 Well. Here you go, folks. 892 00:53:30,011 --> 00:53:31,946 You might wanna stop at a car wash, 893 00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:34,448 -get rid of that smell. -Yeah. 894 00:53:34,749 --> 00:53:36,349 Well, you're a real lifesaver. 895 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,187 Yeah! No, that was really, really nice of you. 896 00:53:39,587 --> 00:53:41,421 Now, drive safe. 897 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:45,660 What the hell did you do that for? 898 00:53:45,927 --> 00:53:47,161 To save your asses! 899 00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:49,697 That is assault on an officer of the law! 900 00:53:49,831 --> 00:53:51,866 Yeah! A really nice officer 901 00:53:51,999 --> 00:53:54,267 that had no idea that we were wanted! 902 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:56,003 And how was I supposed to know that? 903 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:57,370 I thought that it was super brave. 904 00:53:57,505 --> 00:53:58,806 I am so done! 905 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:01,308 I will be in the van. Fuck all of you! 906 00:54:04,846 --> 00:54:06,848 Well, we can't just leave him there. 907 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,863 I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite Red Carpet correspondent, 908 00:54:22,029 --> 00:54:23,631 here at the Maddox Art Gallery 909 00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:26,266 where the glitterati of Necropolis is here 910 00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:28,603 and Mother Teresa is here! 911 00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:30,972 Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness! 912 00:54:31,072 --> 00:54:33,708 Isn't she looking lovely in her designer robe? 913 00:54:34,242 --> 00:54:36,511 Nobody pulls off white and blue like Mother Teresa! 914 00:54:36,677 --> 00:54:39,412 Mother Teresa, you rock the white and blue! 915 00:54:39,514 --> 00:54:42,583 Martinis later? 916 00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:43,951 You should see her on the dancefloor, 917 00:54:44,051 --> 00:54:45,686 she is a maniac! 918 00:54:45,787 --> 00:54:46,954 Here at Coleman News, 919 00:54:47,054 --> 00:54:48,990 we don't let protesters ruin our night, 920 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,925 and we just look forward to the art. 921 00:54:50,992 --> 00:54:51,993 I look forward to seeing 922 00:54:52,093 --> 00:54:54,695 what Otto Maddox is going to release today. 923 00:54:54,796 --> 00:54:57,497 Who knows, last time, it was very controversial. 924 00:54:57,598 --> 00:55:00,668 Tonight, it's probably going to be even more racy. 925 00:55:00,802 --> 00:55:02,469 But Coleman News... 926 00:55:02,537 --> 00:55:04,371 ...will show you everything. 927 00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:43,644 Let the show begin. 928 00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:50,378 Oh, my God! Have you guys seen this place? 929 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:51,579 There she is! 930 00:56:52,046 --> 00:56:56,550 My queen! I was getting impatient. 931 00:56:57,852 --> 00:57:01,956 She's as magnificent as a thousand suns rising 932 00:57:02,056 --> 00:57:03,291 over the ocean. 933 00:57:03,423 --> 00:57:06,661 All of this is yours? 934 00:57:06,761 --> 00:57:11,632 Oh, yes, darling, yes. All of this, and you. 935 00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:14,535 You sure know what you want. 936 00:57:14,669 --> 00:57:19,540 Wow! She's in pristine condition. 937 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:24,545 Oh. Botox and fillers, you know how it is. 938 00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:26,446 I've had some work done myself. 939 00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:27,682 - Oh? - Hmm. 940 00:57:52,907 --> 00:57:56,043 Okay! Let's get her clean and dressed! 941 00:57:56,177 --> 00:57:57,578 Stop right there, dude! 942 00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:00,848 You got our money? 943 00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:05,553 What I wouldn't give for the golden star 944 00:58:05,619 --> 00:58:07,588 of my celestial realm. 945 00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:11,625 Oh. 946 00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:14,228 Stop! 947 00:58:15,329 --> 00:58:18,299 Stop, okay? Stop! The deal is off! 948 00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:23,304 Shut the fuck up, Karl! 949 00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:51,665 You trying to ruin my mood? 950 00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:54,969 No, no, no, no, no, he's just, you know, jealous. 951 00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:57,004 No, no, we like each other! 952 00:58:57,071 --> 00:58:58,472 Hmm, that's real sweet, honey, 953 00:58:58,539 --> 00:59:00,307 but this is a huge opportunity for me, so. 954 00:59:00,408 --> 00:59:04,378 Hmm. 955 00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:07,014 Oh, I'm so sorry, Grandma. 956 00:59:07,882 --> 00:59:10,718 She's not the real Zelvirella, she's a ZILF girl... 957 00:59:12,186 --> 00:59:13,721 and she's the love of my life. 958 00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,759 Okay, listen, he is just being emotional. 959 00:59:18,826 --> 00:59:20,127 What did you just say? 960 00:59:20,428 --> 00:59:21,796 I said that he's just being emo-- 961 00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:23,197 Not you! 962 00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:30,805 I got fooled by a cosplayer? 963 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,841 Ah! She's a worthless fake! 964 00:59:34,141 --> 00:59:37,812 Do I look like a man you can play games with? 965 00:59:42,183 --> 00:59:45,953 What now? 966 00:59:47,655 --> 00:59:49,256 No! 967 00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:02,436 Yeah, come at me. 968 01:00:04,472 --> 01:00:06,173 - Sorry, Karl. - Get off him! 969 01:00:06,307 --> 01:00:08,375 Adios, guys! 970 01:00:08,543 --> 01:00:11,312 Go to hell, Don! 971 01:00:21,222 --> 01:00:23,724 Shit! 972 01:00:48,883 --> 01:00:51,018 I'm sorry. 973 01:00:55,557 --> 01:00:57,124 Dude, you just killed Mother Teresa. 974 01:00:57,224 --> 01:00:59,628 -She was so mean! -Yeah, super rude. 975 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:00,961 Way out of character. 976 01:01:07,468 --> 01:01:09,103 Hit that glittery fucker! 977 01:01:12,706 --> 01:01:14,975 Huh! 978 01:01:15,242 --> 01:01:17,211 Not bad for a worthless fake, huh? 979 01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:33,260 Okay. Okay. Okay. 980 01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,863 Play nice. 981 01:01:37,798 --> 01:01:39,166 No, no, no, no! 982 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:51,011 Why are they so hostile all of a sudden? 983 01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:54,081 There has to be a logical explanation. 984 01:01:54,848 --> 01:01:56,784 Maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres? 985 01:01:58,687 --> 01:01:59,920 That's actually plausible. 986 01:02:02,489 --> 01:02:03,490 Hey. 987 01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:06,760 You really meant what you said up there, master_bator? 988 01:02:08,597 --> 01:02:10,497 You can actually call me Karl. 989 01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:13,535 I'm Jane. 990 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,042 Go, go, go! 991 01:02:32,253 --> 01:02:35,089 Move. Move, move, move! Come on! Guys, we gotta go! Go, go, go! 992 01:02:35,389 --> 01:02:36,457 Oh, shit! 993 01:02:36,591 --> 01:02:38,025 Holy fuck, are you guys seeing this? 994 01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:39,159 Yeah, it's like, uh-- 995 01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:40,294 -In the movies. -Yeah. 996 01:02:40,361 --> 01:02:41,730 What the hell are we supposed to do now? 997 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:42,896 Okay, we charge at them 998 01:02:42,963 --> 01:02:44,431 and we hit them in the brain real hard. 999 01:02:44,532 --> 01:02:45,667 Yeah, and don't let them bite you. 1000 01:02:45,799 --> 01:02:48,603 -Great plan. Genius. -Thanks. 1001 01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:51,238 Oh, that was sarcasm. I... 1002 01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:52,806 Oh, for fuck's sakes! 1003 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,441 Where's my money? 1004 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:56,544 Look, we have it. Almost. 1005 01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:57,878 What do you mean, "almost"? 1006 01:02:57,945 --> 01:03:00,314 You know what freaking time it is? It's freaking time's up! 1007 01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:01,815 ...dangerous bio-terrorists have claimed 1008 01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:05,019 responsibility for the ongoing Maddox Art Gallery attack. 1009 01:03:05,553 --> 01:03:07,221 The terrorists have been identified 1010 01:03:07,321 --> 01:03:09,223 as being Karl Neard, Freddy Mercks, 1011 01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:10,891 Maggie Neard, and Jane Doe. 1012 01:03:11,058 --> 01:03:13,628 Feminist, activist, terrorist. 1013 01:03:13,994 --> 01:03:16,030 All very dangerous to our freedom. 1014 01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:18,198 Oh, now, we're terrorists? 1015 01:03:18,299 --> 01:03:20,267 No, no, no, no. We're bio-terrorists, okay? 1016 01:03:20,334 --> 01:03:21,869 -It's far worse! -Thank you, Karl, 1017 01:03:21,969 --> 01:03:23,304 that really helps a lot. 1018 01:03:24,071 --> 01:03:27,308 - Wait! Where's Jane? - Who? 1019 01:03:30,044 --> 01:03:31,211 Look, she's right there! 1020 01:03:33,715 --> 01:03:35,883 -They're not attacking her. -I know, it's weird. 1021 01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:38,919 It's like they're only attracted to us. Warm-blooded. 1022 01:03:39,788 --> 01:03:41,623 Look, she's getting our money. 1023 01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:50,097 -That back-stabbing bitch! -Heart-stabbing, Maggie. 1024 01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:52,299 Heart-stabbing. 1025 01:04:19,627 --> 01:04:22,062 -So, we hit them in the brain. -Real hard. 1026 01:04:22,530 --> 01:04:24,465 Here. 1027 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:28,603 -Oh, 'cause I'm the girl? -No, 'cause you're badass. 1028 01:04:29,103 --> 01:04:30,839 -Thank you. -Okay. 1029 01:04:30,904 --> 01:04:32,540 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1030 01:04:32,741 --> 01:04:36,009 Before we do this, and you know, most probably die, 1031 01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:38,145 I just thought it would be really cool 1032 01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:39,446 to have you as a brother-in-law. 1033 01:04:39,581 --> 01:04:41,415 Hey, don't I get a say in that? 1034 01:04:42,015 --> 01:04:43,585 Okay, uh, listen, Maggie, I'm... 1035 01:04:43,685 --> 01:04:46,755 I'm really sorry being jealous of your ex-boyfriend, 1036 01:04:46,855 --> 01:04:47,988 who is an asshole. 1037 01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:49,791 And I'm sorry too, okay? 1038 01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:52,426 I know, I made the plan fail, and that was selfish. 1039 01:04:52,493 --> 01:04:54,995 I get it, so, I'm sorry. 1040 01:04:55,129 --> 01:04:58,365 You guys are so lame, but adorable. 1041 01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:03,638 All right, fine. Okay, uh, 1042 01:05:04,539 --> 01:05:06,574 I swear to God, if we ever get out of this thing alive, 1043 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:07,908 I will... 1044 01:05:08,976 --> 01:05:10,177 play D&D with you. 1045 01:05:12,747 --> 01:05:14,616 -Good enough. -Uh, dude, that's huge! 1046 01:05:14,749 --> 01:05:16,450 - I know. - Okay. 1047 01:05:19,453 --> 01:05:21,556 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1048 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:22,891 - what happens-- - Hey! Ugh! 1049 01:05:23,924 --> 01:05:25,259 -Hold on. -Maggie! 1050 01:05:26,427 --> 01:05:29,597 You can't go into battle with your shoes untied. 1051 01:05:29,831 --> 01:05:32,433 - Okay. - Okay! 1052 01:05:32,634 --> 01:05:34,669 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1053 01:05:34,769 --> 01:05:40,207 what happens when Wild Gringo gets wild! 1054 01:05:49,383 --> 01:05:50,885 We're invincible! 1055 01:06:03,531 --> 01:06:06,366 Ow! Motherfucker! 1056 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,702 Maggie! 1057 01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:10,003 That's why we drink our milk! 1058 01:06:10,103 --> 01:06:12,172 I'm lactose intolerant, asshole! 1059 01:06:20,849 --> 01:06:23,618 Okay, uh, all right, uh, I'm gonna pick you up, 1060 01:06:23,918 --> 01:06:25,452 I'm strong enough to do that. 1061 01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:30,925 Freddy! 1062 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:40,869 Guys? 1063 01:06:41,201 --> 01:06:44,906 Freddy, come on, wake up! Freddy, come on, please. Freddy! 1064 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:47,374 Freddy, Freddy. 1065 01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:52,379 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1066 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:58,051 Shit! 1067 01:07:01,054 --> 01:07:02,389 Guys? 1068 01:07:10,598 --> 01:07:12,299 Shiva the Destroyer. 1069 01:07:23,076 --> 01:07:24,478 Fucker! 1070 01:07:31,084 --> 01:07:32,554 Welcome to Pain City. 1071 01:07:32,687 --> 01:07:35,590 Population, you! 1072 01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:38,726 - Freddy! - Oh! 1073 01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:42,262 That's okay. 1074 01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:53,206 Just kick his ass already! 1075 01:07:56,410 --> 01:08:00,048 That's what I'm talking about! Whoa! 1076 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:06,286 Hey, don't make me-- Stop! I'll stab you, man. Come on! 1077 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:11,826 Oh, my God! 1078 01:08:28,743 --> 01:08:31,411 Whoa, yeah! 1079 01:08:41,889 --> 01:08:44,391 Wow! Guys! 1080 01:08:44,491 --> 01:08:48,997 Gringo! Gringo! Gringo! Whoo! 1081 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:52,466 Ooh, that was crazy! 1082 01:08:52,634 --> 01:08:53,935 Freddy, look out! 1083 01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:10,551 Oh, my God! Oh! 1084 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:21,796 -Jane? -Everybody, get on your knees. 1085 01:09:23,430 --> 01:09:24,599 Now! 1086 01:09:30,638 --> 01:09:34,008 I'm surprised you're all still alive, 1087 01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:39,346 but glad to meet the terrorists behind Project Zoltan. 1088 01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:40,515 Oh, it's Dracula's hound. 1089 01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:42,083 - Shut up, Karl. - Just saying. 1090 01:09:42,182 --> 01:09:47,522 This massacre just exposed your true nature to the world. 1091 01:09:47,622 --> 01:09:51,592 -You filthy zombies. -Hey, she's living-impaired. 1092 01:09:53,561 --> 01:09:55,163 Down on the ground, now! 1093 01:10:10,178 --> 01:10:11,913 Oh, hey, man! 1094 01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:13,581 I bet you didn't see this one coming, huh? 1095 01:10:14,749 --> 01:10:16,383 Tell me, how does it feel to be on your knees? 1096 01:10:16,483 --> 01:10:18,052 Now is not the time, Dave. 1097 01:10:18,186 --> 01:10:20,054 My name is Stanley. 1098 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,056 How many fucking times do I have to tell you that? 1099 01:10:22,123 --> 01:10:23,791 - Who the hell is Dave anyway? - Calm down! 1100 01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:26,160 Everything is fine. We have the money. 1101 01:10:26,259 --> 01:10:27,995 - My money! - Hey, time out. 1102 01:10:28,096 --> 01:10:30,131 -Finders keepers. -Sneaky bitch! 1103 01:10:30,198 --> 01:10:34,836 Baby, I'm so sorry. I was... I was really scared. 1104 01:10:34,936 --> 01:10:37,739 -She was scared, Maggie! -She's lying, Karl! 1105 01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:39,974 -You don't know that. -I agree with both of you! 1106 01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,576 Shut up! 1107 01:10:41,843 --> 01:10:43,578 Enough with the fucking bickering! 1108 01:10:43,678 --> 01:10:44,679 Do you hear yourselves? 1109 01:10:44,746 --> 01:10:46,714 "I am scared." "I agree with you both." 1110 01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:48,716 I should shoot all of you in the fucking face. 1111 01:10:49,784 --> 01:10:51,185 - Give me that. - Ah! 1112 01:10:51,786 --> 01:10:53,453 Nice. Now... 1113 01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:56,657 ...where was I? 1114 01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,425 Ah, yes. 1115 01:10:59,326 --> 01:11:01,996 Your days of roaming our streets 1116 01:11:02,262 --> 01:11:05,499 and infecting us with diseases are over. 1117 01:11:05,633 --> 01:11:07,969 Well, the last disease I caught wasn't from a dead guy. 1118 01:11:08,035 --> 01:11:09,704 You know, you got some nasty shit going on 1119 01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:12,573 inside your lab yourself, I've seen it. 1120 01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:16,376 I bet you orchestrated this whole fucking thing. 1121 01:11:16,844 --> 01:11:20,214 -So, it wasn't bath salts? -You made them look bad, 1122 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:24,417 so you could cash in on some big ass Coleman cleanup contract 1123 01:11:24,519 --> 01:11:26,386 and be the goddamn hero, didn't you? 1124 01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:30,390 And you all are the perfect scapegoats, aren't you? 1125 01:11:32,827 --> 01:11:35,997 You got me! You got me, clever girl. 1126 01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:39,332 Too bad no one's ever gonna find out. 1127 01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:43,037 Karl, laser penis! 1128 01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:50,011 Oh! 1129 01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:52,312 Yes! 1130 01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:55,016 -No mask! -Yeah, I know! It's all Freddy. 1131 01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:07,295 You ruined everything, you wretched scum! 1132 01:12:07,628 --> 01:12:11,098 -What have you done? -The world a fucking favor! 1133 01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:17,738 You look better dead, baby. 1134 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:25,913 -Nice shot. -Good pass. 1135 01:12:34,387 --> 01:12:35,623 Oh! 1136 01:12:36,591 --> 01:12:39,760 -It's a miracle. -You fucking fucker! 1137 01:12:42,563 --> 01:12:46,433 Well, I love you too, Maggie. 1138 01:12:46,601 --> 01:12:50,370 Yeah, nice try, shit face. 1139 01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:57,879 Uh, guys? Hate to interrupt, but where's the money? 1140 01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:03,416 And where's Stan? 1141 01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:20,601 Oh, we can't. 1142 01:13:20,768 --> 01:13:22,270 What would my father say? 1143 01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:27,875 - Why can't they be together? - But I love you. 1144 01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:31,646 Come on, pick up. Shit. 1145 01:13:34,615 --> 01:13:35,983 I got the money, you knucklehead, 1146 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,351 I got the money, you bitch. 1147 01:13:44,325 --> 01:13:47,061 You fucking asshole! 1148 01:13:56,203 --> 01:13:57,872 Any moment now. 1149 01:13:58,239 --> 01:13:59,173 Here they are Brad, 1150 01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,175 our terrorists are exiting the building by the front door, 1151 01:14:01,242 --> 01:14:02,143 as we speak. 1152 01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:03,577 Anything to say for your defense? 1153 01:14:03,711 --> 01:14:05,478 Yeah, we're innocent. 1154 01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:08,115 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1155 01:14:08,215 --> 01:14:10,251 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1156 01:14:12,452 --> 01:14:13,621 I do. 1157 01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:28,302 Yeah, so I skip to the end. 1158 01:14:29,036 --> 01:14:30,771 Oh, I know, I'm cheating. 1159 01:14:33,808 --> 01:14:36,476 Well, the good news is, we got Granny back. 1160 01:14:38,179 --> 01:14:41,349 She's living-impaired now, but she always thought she was, 1161 01:14:41,415 --> 01:14:43,584 so I guess she's finally happy. 1162 01:14:46,787 --> 01:14:48,456 And we didn't get arrested. 1163 01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:51,225 Turns out that Captain Galactica's keychain plan 1164 01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:52,660 didn't work out as I'd hope, 1165 01:14:52,793 --> 01:14:54,061 it didn't prove anything. 1166 01:14:55,463 --> 01:14:58,432 But all hell broke loose. 1167 01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:02,970 The infection got out and spread like crazy. 1168 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:12,646 Welcome to the real zombie apocalypse. 85780

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