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Excuse me.
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This is Park Lane House?
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The assignments are ready, Major.
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No, no, no. Fill in all 15 forms
and resubmit... in triplicate.
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My name is Stuart.
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- I have an appointment with Professor Mair.
- Captain Stuart, sir!
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The professor is expecting you, sir.
Come this way, sir, if you please.
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- Turn seven, miss.
- All right, Sergeant Major.
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Professor Mair, sir.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I think there's some...
somebody at the door.
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Mmm. Ask him to come in.
Come in!
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Captain Stuart, sir.
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All right, Sergeant Major.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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You better sit down.
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Yes, Taylor. I think you're right.
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- I think you're right.
- Thank you, sir.
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Professor Taylor's my
star pupil with fuses.
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Eh, Taylor?
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Well, what can we do for you and Strang?
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Well, sir, it's a bit top secret, sir.
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Oh. Leave us, will you, Taylor?
We'll go on with that later.
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- Unless you want to get home.
- Oh... Oh, no, sir.
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- Quite sure your wife won't mind?
- No, sh-she'll be all right, sir.
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Taylor, put the light on, will you?
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SoJerry's dropping
a new secret weapon, is he?
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So secret...
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we don't know what it is...
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or whether he is dropping it or not.
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- You got one with you?
- I wish I had.
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What I really want, sir,
is a bit of expert guessing...
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and some expert advice on how to handle it
when we get our hands on one.
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Sammy Rice is your man.
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That you, Susan?
Send Sammy up, will you?
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- He's gone, Professor Mair.
- Pity.
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- Shall I try to round him up?
- Yes.
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I'm sending a Captain Stuart down.
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Try and get him together
with Sammy tonight, will you?
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- I'll try.
- And send up old Taylor.
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Straightaway.
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Professor Mair wants you, Taylor.
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- Can I come in?
- Captain Stuart?
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I'm just ringing Mr. Rice's flat.
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Thank you.
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There's always something wrong
with this line.
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One more chance.
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Check here for a bottle
ofbrandy. Okay, guv?
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I don't care if he is Free French. You gotta
pay cash like everybody else. The Lord Nelson.
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- Hello. Is Mr. Rice there?
- Oh, is that you, Miss Susan? Yes, he's here.
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- He's there.
- Where?
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- I'll take you.
- I say, that's awfully nice of you.
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It's not far out of my way.
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Don't let him go, Knucksie.
I'm picking him up.
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Trust me.
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When can we discuss that, Mr. Moran?
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- We'll get around to it.
- Oh!
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- I'm dry, Mr. Moran.
- Hey, steam engine's dry. Miles.
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- "Propriétaire."
- Hey, Knucksie.
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Yes.
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- Hey, Dolly.
- Okay, let's have a drinkl
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Message for ya.
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She says you're to wait.
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How's the foot?
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- Which one?
- The tin one.
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I saw you kicking at it just now.
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Yeah. Well, I've gotta do something.
I can't take it off in here, can I?
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- Tried dope?
- You won't give me the dope I need.
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No more whisky for you, Mr. Rice.
Not in my bar.
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- You can't take whisky.
- No, don't go, Knucksie. Stay and talk.
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Mr. Rice, how can I?
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Knucksie, whisky or conversation.
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One or the other,
or I start to break the place up.
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Miss Susan will be here in a minute.
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Coming.
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Pardon, mum.
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Captain Stuart, Mr. Rice.
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- Drink?
- Well, uh...
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- I know her tipple.
- Bitter for me.
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- The usual, Knucksie, and a bitter.
- Right.
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- Mair sent him on to you.
- Oh.
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What's it all about?
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I'm sober.
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It's a bit hush-hush.
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All right.
How about my flat?
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I'll make you some coffee.
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- Well, put me in the picture.
- Yes.
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I know it's all a lot of rot, but, um...
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Is, uh... Is this what you want?
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Yeah.
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Well, what's happened is
a kid's been killed in an explosion.
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Found a dart and hit it with a hammer?
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We don't think it was quite like that.
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We think the kid may have
simply picked it up...
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or perhaps only touched it.
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Well, why all the cloak-and-dagger stuff?
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Accidents do happen in wartime.
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- It's hardly in our line.
- We don't think this was an accident.
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It's the fourth this week.
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And always afterJerry planes
have been over.
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You mean they're dropping booby traps?
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- Looks like it.
- And always kids?
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Three kids and a man.
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Hmm.
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That's odd it should have been kids
three times out of four.
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I expect the blasted things are
mocked up as teddy bears or candy bars.
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- More?
- No, thanks.
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Jerry has a lovely mind.
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- No witnesses or survivors?
- No.
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- What, nothing at all?
- Well, we did find something.
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Oh, come on. Spill it.
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After the last incident.
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It was in the area of the explosion.
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Oh?
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- Sammy!
- What?
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- Who knows what's in it?
- I do.
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Soup. Or coffee.
It's a thermos.
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- That's right.
- Oh! I need some coffee.
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It fooled a lot of people.
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Not you.
It's a Jerry type thermos.
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Probably fell out of the aircraft
when they jettisoned the other thing...
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whatever that is.
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- Well, there's only one thing to do if you want me in on this.
- I do.
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Get me in early. Next time it happens,
send me a wire. I'll come, wherever it is.
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Thanks.
I'll take you up on that.
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Well, I better be moving.
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Come back to the local and have a drink.
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No, I must go.
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I'm sorry. I don't keep any stuff here.
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We're keeping this one for, uh...
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V- day.
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- No, really, I've got to get back.
- All right. I'll get your coat.
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- Can I take you home?
- You have.
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Oh.
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I live across the hall.
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I could put you up
on the settee if you like.
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Thanks. I'd sooner get out of town.
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- The raids get me down.
- Oh, you get used to 'em, like toothache.
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I hate toothaches.
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Well, there's nothing like taking a nice
quiet bomb apart to steady the nerves.
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- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
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- Mind how you go down the stairs.
- It's a bit dark there. Good-bye, old man.
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- Nice chap.
- Mmm.
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Oh, dear.
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- You know, it's awful about the children.
- Mmm.
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Well, if we can get hold of one
of those things and have a look at it...
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we can see what it was like
and we could broadcast a warning.
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But, Sammy, how would you tackle it?
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Oh, damn.
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You'll have the warden after you.
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Is it hurting?
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Not more than usual.
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Why don't you take it off?
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- Have you taken your dope?
- No.
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Problem.
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This dope the doctor gives me
doesn't do my foot any good.
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It makes me feel bad.
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That noble remedy, on the other hand...
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doesn't do me any good either.
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But at least it leaves me not caring
whether it hurts or not.
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Would you like a whisky, Sammy?
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Mmm. I would.
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Why don't you take the thing off?
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- You know that helps.
- No.
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You do when you're alone.
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Why will you keep it on when I'm here?
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It's all right now.
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Ohl Look. Look.
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- Can we have another?
- Yes, sir.
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- Ready with another one, Jack?
- Yes, okay.
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Fire!
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- You reducing the charge?
- Yes, we'll put it down to 60 grams this time, sir.
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- Think that'll be better?
- I think so. Yes. - How's your shoulder?
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- What is the, uh, muzzle velocity?
- 1,500, sir.
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Now I suppose you people will send in a report
saying the Reeve's gun is a marvelous weapon.
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- Depends on the figures.
- Stop playing with figures, my boy.
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- Learn something about soldiering.
- Fire.
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- He's on the target all right.
- Yes, in 20 seconds.
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- What we need is 10 rounds a minute.
- Fresh target.
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- You don't like the Reeve's, I gather.
- Heaven make me patient.
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- Have you ever fired at a tank?
- Not in anger.
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Well, they move, don't they?
They crawl about. They-They zigzag.
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- They don't like being shot at.
- You think the Reeve's is difficult to handle?
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- Are you ready?
- I think the sort of chap we have to use...
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- couldn't get a moving tank in his sights in a week.
- Fire!
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- Good man.
- Come on. I've seen enough.
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Can't quite understand your outfit.
What do you call yourselves?
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I don't think we call ourselves anything.
We're just Professor Mair's research section.
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- Well, who do you come under?
- Nobody.
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Professor Mair's got a lot of contacts, of
course. He's an old friend of the minister's.
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I know that, but you haven't got
any establishment...
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or terms of reference or anything...
anything old-fashioned like that?
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Not as far as I know.
We just tackle any job we're given.
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You know, this thing's spreading.
The country's crawling...
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with this and that
chap's research outfit.
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They don't belong to anybody.
They don't report to anybody.
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- Do you?
- No.
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No responsibility and lots of power.
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It's not right, you know.
It's not right.
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- Got any service personnel?
- Yes. A few.
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I don't know how it's done.
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Figures!
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- Morning, Crowhurst.
- Morning, sir.
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Morning, Mr. Rice, sir.
Mr. Waring's been agitating for you, sir.
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Thank you, Sergeant Major.
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Hello, Madeleine?
Hello, darling. Sammy's just got in.
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No. No, it's hardly out of my way at all.
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I'll get it. Yes, of course I will.
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Till, will you stop that filthy row,
for Pete's sake. Hello, darling?
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It's Till on that ghastly robot of his.
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- There's an extraordinary thing here, Sammy.
- Really, darling?
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- Has the Reeve's report come in yet?
- On your desk. Yes, darling.
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Sammy.
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Yes?
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You know those penetration of armor plate
figures that E.W.E. Sent us?
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Yes.
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Well, there's a positive correlation between
penetration and the height of each man firing.
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Easy. The taller the man, the more rarefied the
atmosphere, and the less the air resistance.
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- All right, darling.
- You think that might be it?
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Would be if they hadn't
all been lying down.
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Oh, they were lying down, were they?
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- Yes.
- Oh. How much do you want of it. Hmm?
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- How on earth did you manage to get their heights anyway?
- Thought they might be interesting.
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How do you spell it?
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Spell it, darling.
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Yes?
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No, of course I've got time.
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How was the Reeve's?
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Oh, so-so. Let's get the
figures out, Tilly, and we'll see.
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- I'd better have a complete analysis.
- Aha.
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Sorry, darling. I must go now.
Tea's up. Bye.
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Well, I'll be...
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- What's the idea of the partition?
- Inner sanctum.
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"R.B. Waring" on the outer door. "State
your business to the secretary," et cetera.
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- How'd he fiddle the permit?
- Don't ask me.
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Is he inside?
237
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With four telephones and furniture
to match and a third of my window.
238
00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:45,060
Hmm.
239
00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:47,922
Pretty mean.
Free for lunch?
240
00:19:49,694 --> 00:19:51,852
- Busy day?
- You bet.
241
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,154
Not a moment has been wasted from
R.B. Waring's point of view.
242
00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:59,482
- He'll be bagging a carpet next.
- He's got one.
243
00:19:59,593 --> 00:20:01,559
Come in.
244
00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:07,256
Oh, hello, Sammy. Want me?
245
00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:09,255
No, but I've got to have you.
246
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:12,456
Well, you've gone very grand.
247
00:20:12,557 --> 00:20:14,748
Well, I got fed up with
working off kitchen tables.
248
00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:17,413
Look at the conditions you all
work under. It makes me wild.
249
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:21,249
Well, it was darn nice of you to get yourself
all this stuff for my sake... and Susan's.
250
00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:24,549
Go on, you bitter old devil. You know
you don't care where you work, but the...
251
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,553
sales side has to impress people.
252
00:20:26,654 --> 00:20:28,586
Our Sue will tell you that.
253
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:30,711
You'll be carrying an umbrella next.
254
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:33,285
You know, Sammy...
255
00:20:33,386 --> 00:20:35,284
young Sue's a remarkable woman.
256
00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:37,477
This is a beautiful job.
257
00:20:37,587 --> 00:20:40,381
Beautiful.
But I need three copies at once.
258
00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:43,007
One for the minister,
one to Professor Mair and one to me...
259
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:46,311
all marked "most secret," and there's
a note to go with the minister's too.
260
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:48,407
As quick as you can.
How long will that take?
261
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:52,142
Three hours, if I don't go to lunch.
262
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,512
Well, must you?
263
00:20:54,617 --> 00:20:57,412
- Girls do eat.
- Well, can't you send out for something?
264
00:20:57,516 --> 00:20:59,482
I tell you what I'll do.
265
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,708
I'll buy you some tulips for your desk.
266
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:04,803
- Yellow ones?
- Enormous yellow ones.
267
00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:07,880
All right.
268
00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:13,213
There's a good girl.
269
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,910
You see, Sammy?
Everybody's got a price.
270
00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:21,910
Now tell me about the Reeve's.
Good show?
271
00:21:22,012 --> 00:21:24,806
- Oh, moderately.
- What did you think of it?
272
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:29,570
- Till will need a few days on the figures.
- Oh, figures. How'd you like it?
273
00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:33,235
- Plenty of snags.
- Oh, it's not perfect yet. Needs cleaning up. That's easy.
274
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,856
- Holland took against it too.
- Well, luckily the thing's been sold above Holland's level.
275
00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:37,876
Sold?
276
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:41,189
Yes, I made the old man take me round to see
the minister, and I put it across to him.
277
00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:43,766
- He's all steamed up.
- What'd you sell it to him on?
278
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,204
What the stars foretell for this week...
or just intuition?
279
00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:50,706
- No, the idea's right.
- It may be, if the figures say what we want.
280
00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:54,330
- They'll have to. After what I told his nibs.
- What do you mean they'll have to?
281
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,735
Now look here, Sammy. Don't let
yourself be impressed by soldiers.
282
00:22:00,306 --> 00:22:03,152
I've noticed that whenever we disagree
with the military we're always right...
283
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:06,604
except that they have to use the stuff
and trust their lives to it and we don't.
284
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:09,569
Medals have an emotional appeal
for you, Sammy.
285
00:22:09,672 --> 00:22:12,193
Now mark my words.
Nobody gets medals for having brains.
286
00:22:12,304 --> 00:22:14,202
- Holland has brains.
- Oh.
287
00:22:14,304 --> 00:22:17,284
- Ganglia. Antennae. I wouldn't put it higher than that.
- And he knows his job.
288
00:22:17,304 --> 00:22:21,497
Oh, Lord, how sick I am of these people
who know their jobs.
289
00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:23,535
Except you and me, Sammy.
290
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,601
Except you and me.
291
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:41,356
Look. Look.
292
00:22:44,265 --> 00:22:46,958
Morning, Lascomb.
Hello, Dibley. How are you?
293
00:22:58,163 --> 00:23:00,061
Morning. How are you?
294
00:23:00,163 --> 00:23:02,628
- Morning, Mr. Pinker. Very well, thank you.
- Good. Waiter.
295
00:23:02,728 --> 00:23:05,286
- Yes, sir?
- Is the saddle still on?
296
00:23:05,396 --> 00:23:07,758
- Yes, sir.
- Right, I'll have it, and, uh...
297
00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:09,759
oh, a thick soup,
pint of Hollistry, please.
298
00:23:09,861 --> 00:23:12,725
- Very good, sir.
- Hello, Sammy.
299
00:23:12,827 --> 00:23:14,724
Hello, Pinker. Sit down.
300
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,815
Well, how's everything going
with the back room boys?
301
00:23:17,927 --> 00:23:20,415
- Have we won the war yet?
- Nobody tells me anything.
302
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:24,583
Well, I think I've made
a substantial contribution today.
303
00:23:24,693 --> 00:23:27,590
- Godshall is going.
- You fired him.
304
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,979
Body was riddled with bullets.
305
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:39,385
You know, we need
a new permanent secretary.
306
00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:43,354
Higgins is a dear good soul,
but there's a war on.
307
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:46,387
- Well, why don't you just fire him too?
- He's on the list.
308
00:23:46,489 --> 00:23:49,148
I'm having a drink with, uh...
309
00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:53,584
with the minister's principal
private secretary's cousin tomorrow.
310
00:23:56,321 --> 00:23:58,650
I shall drop a little poison in his ear.
311
00:23:58,753 --> 00:24:01,776
- Gangster stuff.
- No orchids. Master Higgins.
312
00:24:03,352 --> 00:24:06,512
- That boy Waring.
- Well, what about him?
313
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,743
- Moving in very high society suddenly.
- Yes.
314
00:24:08,852 --> 00:24:11,477
And old man Mair.
I hope he isn't going political.
315
00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:13,574
That was a good outfit of yours
when it started.
316
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,650
Well, what's wrong with it now?
317
00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:21,183
Is the Reeve's gun any good?
318
00:24:22,949 --> 00:24:24,461
What do you know about the Reeve's?
319
00:24:24,561 --> 00:24:26,972
I know Mair and Waring
saw the minister about it.
320
00:24:27,082 --> 00:24:29,047
I suppose you were under the table.
321
00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:31,137
You'd be surprised.
322
00:24:31,248 --> 00:24:33,838
Look. You like old Mair, don't you?
323
00:24:33,947 --> 00:24:35,277
- Mmm.
- Yes.
324
00:24:35,381 --> 00:24:37,901
- I'm very fond of him.
- Grand old man of science and all that.
325
00:24:37,947 --> 00:24:41,226
But have you ever thought where your section
would be if there was a change of minister?
326
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:43,212
Why? Are you gonna have him fired too?
327
00:24:43,313 --> 00:24:46,608
Does, uh, Mair want a knighthood?
328
00:24:46,711 --> 00:24:49,269
- No, I shouldn't think so.
- Well, then who wants what?
329
00:24:49,379 --> 00:24:51,526
Come on. It's pretty obvious
that somebody wants something.
330
00:24:51,546 --> 00:24:54,999
Who's the ambitious boy? Waring?
331
00:24:55,111 --> 00:24:59,065
You're all right. Everybody knows that.
You're the brains of the outfit.
332
00:24:59,177 --> 00:25:01,234
Waiter. The bill.
333
00:25:03,143 --> 00:25:06,131
Bertha, give the bill to
my civil service friend, will you?
334
00:25:06,242 --> 00:25:09,606
Yes, Mr. Rice. John.
335
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,674
- What are you getting at?
- Sammy...
336
00:25:11,774 --> 00:25:14,831
I want you to meet
a very important man... tonight.
337
00:25:14,941 --> 00:25:18,668
Uh-uh. Not tonight.
Never on a Wednesday night.
338
00:25:18,773 --> 00:25:23,068
I have a very important conference
every Wednesday night at the Hickory Tree.
339
00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:55,799
- Waiter!
- Sir?
340
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,593
Oh, never mind.
341
00:26:20,364 --> 00:26:23,284
- I thought you were never coming.
- I didn't leave the office until 8:00.
342
00:26:25,029 --> 00:26:28,791
- What's wrong, Sammy?
- Nothing. But you know how I hate being alone.
343
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:39,089
- Well, did R.B. Cough up the tulips?
- Oh, yes. He's a man of his word.
344
00:26:39,194 --> 00:26:41,682
- What did you do with them?
- Put them on my desk.
345
00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:44,315
What else should I do with them?
346
00:26:44,426 --> 00:26:48,256
Couldn't find it in your heart to slap his face
sometime when he does that stuff, could you?
347
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,916
- I can't afford luxuries.
- You could get another job.
348
00:26:52,025 --> 00:26:54,287
Would you rather I did?
349
00:26:54,392 --> 00:26:56,357
He doesn't paw or anything.
350
00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:58,481
I should hope not.
351
00:26:58,591 --> 00:27:00,557
So should I.
352
00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:05,518
But, you see, darling,
he doesn't know about us.
353
00:27:27,752 --> 00:27:29,980
Sue...
354
00:27:30,086 --> 00:27:32,075
you could have
such a good time without me.
355
00:27:34,985 --> 00:27:37,281
I take things from you with both hands.
356
00:27:39,351 --> 00:27:41,816
I always have...
357
00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:43,883
and I always will.
358
00:27:46,216 --> 00:27:49,114
I keep kicking this foot of mine, and...
359
00:27:49,216 --> 00:27:52,669
when I have a bad patch,
I like someone to flutter around...
360
00:27:52,781 --> 00:27:55,247
so that I can be a perfect swine to them.
361
00:27:58,081 --> 00:28:00,047
And you seem to like it.
362
00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:04,306
But one of these days
you're going to get tired of it.
363
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,741
And when you do...
364
00:28:07,846 --> 00:28:11,039
I want you to be able to put the
whole thing in the wastepaper basket...
365
00:28:11,146 --> 00:28:13,339
and forget about it in 10 seconds.
366
00:28:15,479 --> 00:28:19,967
Wouldn't it be silly to break up
something we both like doing...
367
00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:22,635
only because you think I don't like it?
368
00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:25,699
Yes.
369
00:28:25,810 --> 00:28:30,003
You've got it all worked out
in the way women always have.
370
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:34,098
They don't worry about anything
except being alive or dead.
371
00:28:34,209 --> 00:28:37,197
And being dead to them
means beginning to smell.
372
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:43,105
Yes. You take it,
and you make what you want of it.
373
00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:51,332
I don't know why we trouble
to come out at all, Sue.
374
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,904
Let's have an economy campaign
and stay in for a few weeks.
375
00:28:54,005 --> 00:28:56,403
I'll take you up on that.
376
00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:01,230
Hello. I say, our last economy
campaign's not finished yet.
377
00:29:01,338 --> 00:29:03,566
I could have told you that.
378
00:29:03,670 --> 00:29:05,568
- Quick. Talk to me.
- Why? Who is it?
379
00:29:05,669 --> 00:29:07,965
It's Gillian. She's an incendiary bomb.
380
00:29:08,070 --> 00:29:11,593
"'I never nursed a dear gazelle, to
glad me with its soft black eye. "' Um...
381
00:29:11,702 --> 00:29:14,982
- "'And when it came to know me well... "'
- "'... and love me, it was sure to die. "'
382
00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:19,263
Why, Suel Fancy meeting you here
after all these years.
383
00:29:19,368 --> 00:29:21,266
Well, I am surprised.
384
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,266
How are you, darling?
385
00:29:23,368 --> 00:29:25,424
Darling, this is Norval.
386
00:29:25,534 --> 00:29:29,398
Norval, do come here.
You must know each other.
387
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:32,022
- Norval, this is Sue.
- How do?
388
00:29:32,133 --> 00:29:34,565
How do you do?
Mr. Rice.
389
00:29:34,665 --> 00:29:36,563
- How do you do?
- How do you do?
390
00:29:36,664 --> 00:29:38,789
What a piece of luck,
dropping on you, darling.
391
00:29:38,898 --> 00:29:40,887
I simply dragged Norval here.
392
00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:43,827
You see, he's a simply whizzer dancer...
393
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:48,022
and has the foulest contempt for any
ordinary two-footed person like little me.
394
00:29:48,131 --> 00:29:50,687
Susan's the best dancer I know.
395
00:29:50,796 --> 00:29:54,852
It would be good for you to dance
with anyone as good as Susan, you snake.
396
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:57,622
- Care to?
- I don't think so. Thanks.
397
00:29:57,728 --> 00:30:01,182
Oh, but, darling.
Darling, you must dance with Norval.
398
00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:03,226
Dancing with Norval is an experience.
399
00:30:03,328 --> 00:30:06,556
He's marvelousl He isl Really.
400
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:09,819
Go on, Sue. One shouldn't miss
experiences like that.
401
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:20,351
- I don't dance.
- Not at all?
402
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:22,356
I'm a long-distance sitter-out.
403
00:30:42,255 --> 00:30:44,879
They make a perfect pair, don't they?
404
00:30:57,985 --> 00:31:00,508
Why don't you dance, Mr. Rice?
It's very easy.
405
00:31:00,619 --> 00:31:03,379
- Too old and too lazy.
- It'll be nice for Susan.
406
00:31:03,485 --> 00:31:06,280
- A lot of things would be nice for Susan.
- But you ought to dance.
407
00:31:06,384 --> 00:31:08,282
Why?
408
00:31:08,384 --> 00:31:11,178
Men and women are all the same
when they dance.
409
00:31:16,449 --> 00:31:18,540
Crowhurst! Crowhurst!
410
00:31:18,648 --> 00:31:20,547
Soldier!
411
00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:23,761
Come on, Sammy. We've only got a few
minutes. I've sent Rose out for some whisky.
412
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:27,626
You know, there isn't even a drink in the place.
Old Mair couldn't sell life insurance to a ghost.
413
00:31:27,646 --> 00:31:30,060
- I'll ring you back.
- Don't tell me the commission's coming.
414
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,273
Commission? What commission?
415
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,708
The minister's coming.
He'll be here at any minute.
416
00:31:34,812 --> 00:31:37,710
The old man's bringing him.
Now you've got to put on a show, Sammy.
417
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,834
Find something he'll understand.
418
00:31:40,878 --> 00:31:44,072
- You gonna have the cap in, sir?
- Yes, I think so.
419
00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:47,268
- A bit queer, isn't it, sir?
- He won't know any different.
420
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:03,898
Do you think it'll, uh,
amuse the m-m-minister, sir?
421
00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:06,439
Sure to. Probably never
heard of a photoelectric cell.
422
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:09,268
Uh, sh-shall we clean up, sir?
423
00:32:09,374 --> 00:32:12,827
No. Put out all the fuses you've got.
The more the merrier.
424
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,828
- What's that for?
- Mair's office. My tulips.
425
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,651
- This one too.
- I've mocked up that phony experiment for you, Sammy.
426
00:32:23,671 --> 00:32:26,631
Oh, thanks. Till, come and be the minister.
Ask some intelligent questions.
427
00:32:26,704 --> 00:32:30,192
Oh. That looks very nice, Mr. Rice.
428
00:32:30,304 --> 00:32:32,270
Uh, what, uh, is it?
429
00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:35,150
Now this, Mr. Minister, is part of
some experiments we're carrying out...
430
00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:38,397
- to produce a new gas by a process of distillation.
- Mm-hmm.
431
00:32:38,503 --> 00:32:41,094
Now I can quite easily demonstrate
its efficacy for you by...
432
00:32:41,203 --> 00:32:44,293
placing a piece of ordinary
cotton wool in this bowl.
433
00:32:44,402 --> 00:32:47,459
Oh, come on, Tilly.
Play up. Take an interest.
434
00:32:47,569 --> 00:32:50,761
And then you will see that by the addition
of just one drop of this liquid...
435
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:53,356
it becomes instantly combustible.
436
00:32:53,468 --> 00:32:55,625
Ooh! I say. He ought to love that.
437
00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:59,256
It's a shame we haven't a few paper chains
and a bunch of mistletoe for the old boy.
438
00:32:59,366 --> 00:33:01,297
Hey! Here they come!
439
00:33:06,264 --> 00:33:08,786
Uh, this way, Minister.
440
00:33:08,897 --> 00:33:11,295
Very good. You know,
you get a bottle of wine there.
441
00:33:11,398 --> 00:33:13,090
I always think that helps nowadays.
442
00:33:14,629 --> 00:33:16,686
Ah. Good morning, gentlemen.
443
00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:19,227
So these are the back room boys, eh?
444
00:33:19,329 --> 00:33:22,761
- Yes. This is where all the work is done.
- Yes. Not very luxurious, is it?
445
00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:25,622
Still, I always say the barer the room
the better the work.
446
00:33:25,727 --> 00:33:28,159
- I must remember that.
- It was the best we could get.
447
00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,124
Oh, that looks nice.
What's that?
448
00:33:31,227 --> 00:33:34,421
- That, uh, well...
- Sammy, what is this?
449
00:33:34,527 --> 00:33:37,607
Oh, this, Mr. Minister, is part of a series
of experiments we're conducting...
450
00:33:37,659 --> 00:33:41,785
to produce a new gas,
uh, by a process of distillation.
451
00:33:41,892 --> 00:33:44,005
I can demonstrate its efficacy
for you quite easily...
452
00:33:44,025 --> 00:33:47,752
by placing a piece of ordinary
cotton wool in this bowl.
453
00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:52,812
And, uh, then you'll see that by the addition
of just one single drop of this liquid...
454
00:33:52,924 --> 00:33:55,356
Uh, I shouldn't stand
quite so close, if I were you, sir.
455
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,945
Uh, it becomes immediately combustible.
456
00:33:59,056 --> 00:34:02,044
- Oh, that's funny.
- Oh, well, I expect you'll get it right soon.
457
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:05,321
That's better.
458
00:34:09,954 --> 00:34:13,546
- Uh, do you mind, Minister?
- No, no. Carry on. Carry on.
459
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:18,713
- Professor Mair's research section.
- Is that you, darling?
460
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:21,683
Is that you, Joe?
I want to talk toJoe.
461
00:34:21,785 --> 00:34:23,751
Wrong number.
462
00:34:26,617 --> 00:34:30,015
- Oh, that's a Cambridge spark galvanometer.
- Oh, Cambridge. Yes.
463
00:34:30,118 --> 00:34:32,912
Oh, and that little monster...
is that another invention of yours?
464
00:34:33,017 --> 00:34:35,744
Oh, no, no, no.
That's an electric calculating machine.
465
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,146
- Does sums, sir.
- Oh, really, really.
466
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,215
Oh, well, we must give it something to do.
467
00:34:40,316 --> 00:34:44,078
Uh, divide, uh, 5162 by, um, eight.
468
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,977
That's 645.25, sir.
469
00:34:47,082 --> 00:34:50,139
Oh, yes, but you mustn't keep a dog
and bark yourself, you know.
470
00:34:50,248 --> 00:34:52,270
Check it up. Check it up.
471
00:34:56,713 --> 00:34:58,974
Oh, I say. That's really first class.
472
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,978
I must have a go at this.
473
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,240
Uh, now then, let's give it
something really difficult.
474
00:35:03,313 --> 00:35:05,210
- One by 17.
- Is that difficult?
475
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,278
Oh, well, we can soon see.
476
00:35:09,245 --> 00:35:12,176
You have to clear it first, sir.
477
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:17,800
You set up one there,
and you bang out 17 there.
478
00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:20,705
Press that, sir.
479
00:35:29,674 --> 00:35:31,106
0588...
480
00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:34,969
- .05, sir.
- .05882352941.
481
00:35:35,074 --> 00:35:36,972
Wonderful.
482
00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:39,801
- And all from one.
- Extraordinary.
483
00:35:39,907 --> 00:35:41,997
I wonder if you'd mind
writing that down for me.
484
00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,231
I should like to take it home to my wife.
485
00:35:44,339 --> 00:35:47,463
They like it so much, you know,
if you take a real interest.
486
00:35:47,572 --> 00:35:49,552
- There you are, Minister.
- Oh, thank you very much.
487
00:35:49,572 --> 00:35:52,662
I wish you could invent me something
that would write speeches. Good ones.
488
00:35:52,771 --> 00:35:54,759
Ah, yes.
Or answer questions in the House for you.
489
00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:58,132
Yes, that'd be even better.
Well, it's been most interesting.
490
00:35:58,237 --> 00:36:01,259
Thank you so much, gentlemen.
Most interesting.
491
00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:03,268
Uh, oh.
492
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,335
I was with the prime minister last night.
493
00:36:05,436 --> 00:36:09,061
I thought perhaps you'd
like to know he's, uh, very confident.
494
00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:12,066
I'll tell you another place
where they give you a very good meal.
495
00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:15,157
- Now, if you mention...
- Oh, no. This way, Minister.
496
00:36:15,268 --> 00:36:17,234
Yes, yes, yes.
497
00:36:30,198 --> 00:36:32,925
- Hello?
- Hello, darling!
498
00:36:33,031 --> 00:36:35,895
- Hello, Madeleine, darling.
- Joe, was that you just now?
499
00:36:35,998 --> 00:36:37,895
No. Of course it wasn't me.
500
00:36:37,997 --> 00:36:40,463
A minister of the crown...
501
00:36:40,564 --> 00:36:44,256
and he's never seen
a calculating machine before.
502
00:36:58,127 --> 00:37:01,751
- I saw Pinker at lunch.
- He's a gremlin.
503
00:37:01,859 --> 00:37:04,382
- Says the minister's on his way out.
- Nonsense.
504
00:37:13,957 --> 00:37:15,923
Let them off first, please.
505
00:37:18,724 --> 00:37:21,417
What if he does go?
506
00:37:21,524 --> 00:37:23,490
Pretty obvious, isn't it?
507
00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:35,082
- You know, if the minister goes, the old man goes.
- Well, you don't have to go too.
508
00:37:35,188 --> 00:37:38,067
But I like working for him. It wouldn't
be the same working for anyone else.
509
00:37:38,087 --> 00:37:40,110
You could do it as well
as anyone else... better.
510
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:44,447
- I couldn't run a fruit machine.
- Oh, you say so. I say you could.
511
00:37:50,153 --> 00:37:52,141
Darling, I'm sorry.
512
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,879
Let's stand.
I can't sit any longer.
513
00:38:15,248 --> 00:38:17,146
I must have a drink.
514
00:38:17,248 --> 00:38:19,146
Ask me to have a drink, woman.
515
00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:21,304
Have a drink, Sammy.
516
00:38:22,414 --> 00:38:24,380
Whisky?
517
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,774
No, thanks, Susan.
I'll have some of my nice medicine.
518
00:38:33,279 --> 00:38:35,244
Sammy.
519
00:39:00,673 --> 00:39:02,639
Darling.
520
00:39:04,307 --> 00:39:06,272
Do you want dinner?
521
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,572
Do you?
522
00:39:21,104 --> 00:39:23,069
Let it ring.
523
00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:43,133
Hello, Snowball.
524
00:40:07,829 --> 00:40:10,954
It's like a nasty, vicious little man.
525
00:40:11,063 --> 00:40:13,028
It's like Pinker.
526
00:40:15,062 --> 00:40:17,028
Who cares?
527
00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:23,217
Oh, Sammy, it might be Stuart.
528
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:27,259
Oh, blast.
529
00:40:31,192 --> 00:40:33,317
Blast and blast.
530
00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:38,981
- Yes?
- Telegrams.
531
00:40:39,091 --> 00:40:40,989
- Yes.
- Telegram for Rice.
532
00:40:41,091 --> 00:40:43,352
- Yes.
- Message reads:
533
00:40:43,457 --> 00:40:47,889
"Bala, B-A-L-A, North Wales,
as soon as you can.
534
00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:49,887
Signed Stuart."
535
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,819
- Shall I repeat that?
- No, thanks. You've done the damage.
536
00:40:52,922 --> 00:40:55,480
- Pardon?
- Granted.
537
00:40:59,188 --> 00:41:01,211
Oh, Sue.
538
00:41:01,322 --> 00:41:03,287
Where on earth is Bala?
539
00:41:44,581 --> 00:41:46,513
That's the place up there, sir.
540
00:42:38,939 --> 00:42:40,836
Mr. Rice, Dr. Ellis.
541
00:42:40,938 --> 00:42:44,631
Very glad to meet you, Mr. Rice.
Very glad indeed.
542
00:42:45,671 --> 00:42:47,568
Who is he?
543
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:49,932
- Field gunner.
- Pretty young.
544
00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:52,559
Only 19, Mr. Rice.
545
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,760
Poor boy. Poor boy.
546
00:42:54,869 --> 00:42:57,630
Is he badly hurt?
547
00:42:59,835 --> 00:43:02,665
Lord, yes.
The only wonder is he's still alive.
548
00:43:02,768 --> 00:43:07,325
He's as near dead as a human being
can be and still be alive. Yes, indeed.
549
00:43:07,434 --> 00:43:10,127
Has he told you anything yet?
550
00:43:10,234 --> 00:43:13,596
He was conscious for two minutes last night
and another few seconds this morning.
551
00:43:13,699 --> 00:43:17,029
- Were you with him all night?
- Only thing to do.
552
00:43:18,065 --> 00:43:23,259
- Any chance, Doctor?
- No, no. He's fading out. Just fading out.
553
00:43:24,831 --> 00:43:27,661
Extraordinary he's lasted so long.
554
00:43:27,764 --> 00:43:29,730
Extraordinary thing, the human body.
555
00:43:29,831 --> 00:43:32,660
- Yes, indeed.
- How much has he told you?
556
00:43:35,063 --> 00:43:37,392
The thing was lying in the heather.
557
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:42,789
It was a cylinder about 18 inches long
and a few inches in diameter.
558
00:43:43,828 --> 00:43:46,488
It looked just like a big flashlight.
559
00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:52,319
Some of it was black and some bright red.
560
00:43:52,427 --> 00:43:55,051
I didn't get that bit very clear,
but it was certainly plastic.
561
00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:57,125
Did he pick it up?
562
00:43:57,226 --> 00:43:59,192
He hasn't said yet.
563
00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:02,757
I don't think he heard my questions.
564
00:44:04,459 --> 00:44:07,981
He said he first wanted
to leave it alone and report it.
565
00:44:08,091 --> 00:44:11,319
The rest of his battery
were waiting for him on the road.
566
00:44:12,957 --> 00:44:15,820
And then he was afraid
he'd be laughed at as a sissy.
567
00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:19,879
Go and turn in. I'll watch.
568
00:44:23,022 --> 00:44:25,386
What do we ask him, if we get the chance?
569
00:44:27,554 --> 00:44:29,952
Sooner or later we'll get one of
these things to play with.
570
00:44:30,988 --> 00:44:33,419
We must know
some of the things not to do.
571
00:44:33,519 --> 00:44:37,008
Did he pick it up
or put his hand near it?
572
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,142
And if he picked it up,
was it by the end or by the middle?
573
00:44:43,152 --> 00:44:46,379
Here you are, Captain Stuart.
Quickly.
574
00:44:50,484 --> 00:44:53,473
Look, old man. Did you pick it up?
575
00:44:59,849 --> 00:45:02,575
Did you pick it up?
576
00:45:02,681 --> 00:45:04,647
Try to tell us. It's very important.
577
00:45:09,147 --> 00:45:11,306
Did you pick it up, old man?
578
00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:15,912
Can I do any harm now?
579
00:45:17,013 --> 00:45:19,740
- No.
- Peterson, open your eyes and listen to me!
580
00:45:21,545 --> 00:45:23,670
Did you pick the thing up,
or did you not?
581
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:28,169
Come on now. Tell me.
Did you pick it up?
582
00:45:28,278 --> 00:45:32,142
- Come on. Speak up, man.
- Yes.
583
00:45:32,244 --> 00:45:34,471
You did?
584
00:45:34,576 --> 00:45:36,804
By the end or by the middle?
585
00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:44,141
By the end or by the middle?
586
00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:49,033
Sir...
587
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:57,605
- I think he's dead.
- Aye. He's gone.
588
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:00,798
You got something of what you wanted?
589
00:46:00,906 --> 00:46:02,872
Excuse me.
590
00:46:04,306 --> 00:46:07,396
Go with him, Mr. Rice.
He... He's had enough.
591
00:46:09,705 --> 00:46:11,795
Aye. Enough indeed.
592
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,965
Hello, Sammy.
593
00:46:44,066 --> 00:46:46,623
Hello, Sue.
Got good ears, haven't you?
594
00:46:46,732 --> 00:46:49,754
Got to have anything,
you better have them good.
595
00:46:49,864 --> 00:46:52,092
How'd you get on?
596
00:46:52,198 --> 00:46:56,323
Drew a blank. No sleep, no soap,
no towel, no breakfast.
597
00:46:56,431 --> 00:46:58,454
- I'm just going to make tea.
- Good.
598
00:46:58,563 --> 00:47:00,528
Stuart all right?
599
00:47:01,595 --> 00:47:04,061
- Why? Interested?
- I like him.
600
00:47:04,163 --> 00:47:06,650
- He's got guts.
- And bright blue eyes.
601
00:47:06,761 --> 00:47:09,522
And two feet.
602
00:47:09,628 --> 00:47:11,594
Now you're six years old.
603
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,850
Don't like it.
604
00:47:24,959 --> 00:47:27,255
- Is Taylor in yet?
- Oh, he's just come in, sir.
605
00:47:27,359 --> 00:47:29,325
Good.
606
00:47:29,426 --> 00:47:31,515
Out, you. Excuse me, sir.
607
00:47:31,624 --> 00:47:34,613
- Could I have a word with you in confidence?
- Of course.
608
00:47:34,724 --> 00:47:36,622
It's about Taylor, sir.
609
00:47:36,724 --> 00:47:40,281
He's been very idle lately. I'm afraid we're
gonna have a bit of trouble with him, sir.
610
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:43,287
- Trouble with Taylor?
- Trouble at home, sir.
611
00:47:43,389 --> 00:47:45,547
Oh, I see.
612
00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:49,609
- You mean his wife.
- I thought I ought to report it, sir.
613
00:47:49,721 --> 00:47:52,744
- Are you sure that's what it is?
- Why, it's all over the place.
614
00:47:52,854 --> 00:47:55,717
Drink and men and so on.
615
00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:58,218
You know, Taylor's
a very innocent chap, sir.
616
00:47:58,321 --> 00:48:01,344
Mmm. I saw her once.
617
00:48:01,454 --> 00:48:03,632
Must say, she didn't look much like
the vicar's daughter.
618
00:48:03,652 --> 00:48:05,550
Just what I said to myself, sir.
619
00:48:05,652 --> 00:48:08,311
I took one look at her,
and I said, "Hello."
620
00:48:20,983 --> 00:48:23,130
Sidney, Sergeant Major Rose
would like a word with you.
621
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,116
Yes, sir.
622
00:48:28,815 --> 00:48:32,678
Taylor. I'd like your opinion
as a fuse king.
623
00:48:34,981 --> 00:48:36,947
Y- Yes, sir.
624
00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:38,945
Sit down.
625
00:48:39,047 --> 00:48:41,036
- Thank you, sir.
- If you wanted to blow me up...
626
00:48:41,147 --> 00:48:43,045
and you were going to use, um...
627
00:48:43,147 --> 00:48:46,078
that as a booby trap,
what sort of fuse would you use?
628
00:48:47,379 --> 00:48:51,071
Oh, there are s-s-several
things I could do, sir.
629
00:48:52,312 --> 00:48:54,743
A simple clock, of course.
630
00:48:56,111 --> 00:48:58,338
It might go off
while I was out of the room.
631
00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:03,598
Hmm. W-Would you be
I-likely to touch it, sir?
632
00:49:03,709 --> 00:49:05,675
I might.
633
00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:10,604
It could be arranged...
634
00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:12,765
so that the I...
635
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:17,465
lifting of the lid operated the fuse, sir.
636
00:49:18,573 --> 00:49:20,471
That could be either...
637
00:49:20,573 --> 00:49:22,902
ooh, electrical...
638
00:49:23,006 --> 00:49:26,439
or m... me... mechanical
or c-chemical.
639
00:49:26,539 --> 00:49:29,198
Yes, but suppose I won't lift the lid.
640
00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:33,671
Well, what I should do...
641
00:49:34,871 --> 00:49:38,099
is use a t-t-trembler, sir.
642
00:49:38,204 --> 00:49:41,635
That'd work as soon as you
m-m-moved the box.
643
00:49:43,270 --> 00:49:46,327
Otherwise, a-a pho... photoelectric cell.
644
00:49:46,437 --> 00:49:49,368
Only, of course, this thing
w-wouldn't be large enough.
645
00:49:51,169 --> 00:49:54,793
Could you fix it so that you could throw it
through the window and it'd go off later?
646
00:49:54,901 --> 00:49:58,163
Uh, could you fudge up a photoelectric fuse
in a thing a little larger in size...
647
00:49:58,268 --> 00:50:01,131
that'd work any way up
and not be damaged by dropping it?
648
00:50:01,234 --> 00:50:03,132
W- Way up. Yes.
649
00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,165
Damage is no problem.
650
00:50:05,266 --> 00:50:09,994
S... Space a little doubtful.
651
00:50:10,099 --> 00:50:13,258
I see.
All right. Thank you, Taylor.
652
00:50:16,132 --> 00:50:18,824
Any... Anything else, sir?
653
00:50:18,931 --> 00:50:21,090
Yes. Is there anything wrong with you?
654
00:50:21,197 --> 00:50:24,424
I understand you're having
a certain amount of trouble at home.
655
00:50:26,330 --> 00:50:29,421
- Y-Yes, sir.
- Your wife's not happy?
656
00:50:29,529 --> 00:50:32,961
That's right, sir.
657
00:50:33,062 --> 00:50:35,119
Anything I can do?
658
00:50:35,229 --> 00:50:37,194
No, I don't think so.
659
00:50:37,295 --> 00:50:39,487
- Thank you, sir.
- You sure?
660
00:50:39,594 --> 00:50:41,560
Yes.
661
00:50:41,661 --> 00:50:44,388
Uh, quite s-s-sure, sir.
662
00:50:45,993 --> 00:50:49,083
- Well, unless, uh...
- Unless what?
663
00:50:50,659 --> 00:50:53,353
Well, if... if you
w-w-wouldn't mind, sir...
664
00:50:54,393 --> 00:50:58,448
if I could get away
a f-few minutes early s-sometimes.
665
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:02,182
Sh-Sh-Sh-She's all on her own,
you see, sir, and...
666
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:04,257
if I could...
667
00:51:06,424 --> 00:51:08,355
get away a bit early, sir.
668
00:51:08,455 --> 00:51:11,853
Yes, of course.
I'll tell Sergeant Major Rose.
669
00:51:11,956 --> 00:51:15,251
- Today?
- Oh, n-no, sir.
670
00:51:17,055 --> 00:51:21,419
N- Not on a W... Wednesday, sir.
671
00:51:40,851 --> 00:51:43,010
Sue?
672
00:52:14,746 --> 00:52:17,007
I'm darned if I will.
673
00:54:18,359 --> 00:54:20,722
At the third stroke...
674
00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:25,415
it will be 7:53 and 10 seconds.
675
00:57:00,866 --> 00:57:03,162
What's the use?
676
00:57:20,063 --> 00:57:22,052
Sammyl
677
00:57:25,561 --> 00:57:27,187
Oh, Sammy.
678
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,327
Thanks for all your help!
679
00:57:35,027 --> 00:57:36,992
Where are you going, Sammy?
680
00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:00,454
I did try to ring up.
There's something wrong with the line.
681
00:58:00,556 --> 00:58:02,956
- Oh, to hell with the line!
- You didn't drink any, did you?
682
00:58:03,056 --> 00:58:05,022
No, I didn't drink any.
683
00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:10,754
I thought we agreed
never to work late on Wednesdays.
684
00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:13,684
But, darling, it's Tuesday.
685
00:58:13,787 --> 00:58:16,548
- Tuesday?
- Tuesday, the 23rd of March.
686
00:58:16,653 --> 00:58:18,846
I ought to know. I've typed it all day.
687
00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:20,919
Taylor said it was Wednesday.
688
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,184
- What day is it?
- Day? Monday.
689
00:58:25,286 --> 00:58:27,842
- But yesterday was Monday.
- Why ask then?
690
00:58:34,051 --> 00:58:37,142
Where were you going, Sammy?
691
00:58:37,251 --> 00:58:39,841
I don't know.
692
00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,882
A woman?
693
00:58:41,983 --> 00:58:43,881
Maybe.
694
00:58:45,282 --> 00:58:47,248
How about me?
695
00:59:10,544 --> 00:59:13,344
Gentlemen, I have called this meeting
on the minister's instructions...
696
00:59:13,411 --> 00:59:15,433
to clear up the position
of the Reeve's gun.
697
00:59:15,543 --> 00:59:18,532
There have been extensive
demonstrations and experiments.
698
00:59:18,643 --> 00:59:21,074
The question is now
what have those experiments shown...
699
00:59:21,176 --> 00:59:23,074
and what are we going to do about it?
700
00:59:23,176 --> 00:59:25,142
That's all I have to say.
701
00:59:25,243 --> 00:59:28,208
Now you talk and I'll listen.
702
00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:34,173
Professor Mair?
703
00:59:34,274 --> 00:59:36,831
The Reeve's gun, Mr. Chairman...
704
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:40,065
is one of the most promising
developments I've seen...
705
00:59:40,173 --> 00:59:43,037
from some points of view.
706
00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:45,038
But that's only an opinion.
707
00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:48,969
I should like to hear other people
before being dogmatic.
708
00:59:49,072 --> 00:59:52,060
Um, we don't like the Reeve's,
Mr. Chairman.
709
00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:54,000
You don't?
710
00:59:54,104 --> 00:59:55,729
No.
711
00:59:55,838 --> 00:59:58,735
It has a lot of snags
from the user point of view, and, uh...
712
00:59:58,837 --> 01:00:01,894
we don't think it has sufficient
advantages to offset them.
713
01:00:02,003 --> 01:00:04,026
That's an infernal noise going on here.
714
01:00:04,137 --> 01:00:07,102
One could do with a course of lip reading
at these meetings.
715
01:00:07,203 --> 01:00:09,725
Well, of course,
that's just the question.
716
01:00:09,836 --> 01:00:13,665
What is the balance of advantage
and disadvantage?
717
01:00:14,868 --> 01:00:16,833
Mr. Chairman.
718
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,488
It might be of interest to the meeting
to hear the views...
719
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,293
of the National
Scientific Advisory Council...
720
01:00:25,399 --> 01:00:27,388
for which I have the honor
to be chairman.
721
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,124
Please.
722
01:00:29,232 --> 01:00:31,424
The National Scientific Advisory Council...
723
01:00:31,531 --> 01:00:33,520
For which he has the honor to be chairman.
724
01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:36,188
Is the body officially deputed
by the cabinet...
725
01:00:36,298 --> 01:00:40,230
to offer advice
on all major scientific issues.
726
01:00:40,331 --> 01:00:45,285
There are so many overlapping
and uncoordinated research organizations...
727
01:00:45,396 --> 01:00:50,192
it was felt that science should speak
with one authoritative voice.
728
01:00:50,296 --> 01:00:52,955
I need hardly add that our opinion
upon the Reeve's gun...
729
01:00:53,062 --> 01:00:55,856
was not requested
until very late in the day.
730
01:00:55,961 --> 01:00:59,358
Having been requested, however, my colleagues
and I approached this development...
731
01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:01,357
purely as scientists.
732
01:01:01,459 --> 01:01:04,153
As if everyone else had approached it
as income tax inspectors.
733
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:08,350
A select committee was formed,
and every facility was afforded us.
734
01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:12,050
Our conclusion was that,
scientifically speaking...
735
01:01:12,158 --> 01:01:15,715
It was not a sound conception.
736
01:01:15,825 --> 01:01:18,053
Not at all a sound conception.
737
01:01:18,158 --> 01:01:20,384
In fact, I go further...
738
01:01:20,490 --> 01:01:23,354
and say that no scientist
could possibly feel happy...
739
01:01:23,456 --> 01:01:26,047
about many of the principles involved.
740
01:01:26,156 --> 01:01:28,122
I'm interested to hear
that, Mr. Chairman...
741
01:01:28,223 --> 01:01:33,984
because from our unscientific
point of view, that's what we thought.
742
01:01:34,088 --> 01:01:37,315
Just what scientific principles
do you think are unsound?
743
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:40,511
We're talking about
different sorts of principles.
744
01:01:40,620 --> 01:01:43,051
We didn't like it
because it had user snags.
745
01:01:43,153 --> 01:01:45,482
Yes.
746
01:01:45,586 --> 01:01:50,075
Perhaps Mr. Brine could tell us who were
his colleagues on this select committee.
747
01:01:50,186 --> 01:01:53,413
Professor Charn, Dr. Golder
and Dr. Peace.
748
01:01:54,685 --> 01:01:57,775
One crystallographer...
749
01:01:57,884 --> 01:02:00,316
one vital statistician...
750
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:04,316
one embryologist and, uh...
751
01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:07,813
Dr. Brine is, of course, one of the
best-known organic chemists in the kingdom.
752
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:10,246
Good. Now we know where we are.
753
01:02:10,348 --> 01:02:13,678
No love lost between these back room boys.
754
01:02:13,782 --> 01:02:18,077
By the way, your committee did see
the gun firing, I take it.
755
01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:20,147
We were not actually present
at the trials.
756
01:02:20,247 --> 01:02:22,337
But you saw the gun fire?
757
01:02:22,446 --> 01:02:25,140
You didn't just look at it
as a piece of furniture?
758
01:02:25,247 --> 01:02:27,144
Scientific fellows, of course.
759
01:02:27,246 --> 01:02:29,677
No, we did not see the gun firing.
760
01:02:29,779 --> 01:02:31,404
Well, well.
761
01:02:35,511 --> 01:02:37,500
Oh, never mind.
762
01:02:41,044 --> 01:02:43,010
Mr. Chairman, I'm not a scientist...
763
01:02:43,111 --> 01:02:45,269
but my reading
of the figures that I've seen...
764
01:02:45,376 --> 01:02:48,831
shows that in practice we don't get those
advantages that are being talked about.
765
01:02:48,943 --> 01:02:52,499
I think Colonel Holland
is taking altogether too gloomy a view.
766
01:02:54,009 --> 01:02:56,941
Perhaps, Mr. Chairman,
you would allow Mr. Rice and my staff...
767
01:02:57,042 --> 01:02:59,007
to read his summary of the figures.
768
01:02:59,108 --> 01:03:01,097
Please.
769
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:04,173
These figures are averages
of firings at 85 yards.
770
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,435
Carry on the blackout, sir?
771
01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:11,062
The propellant type throughout
was cordite mark nine.
772
01:03:11,173 --> 01:03:13,196
Charge weight in pounds:2.75.
773
01:03:13,306 --> 01:03:15,736
...1,980.
774
01:03:15,838 --> 01:03:17,963
Penetration in inches:2.087.
775
01:03:18,071 --> 01:03:22,661
Charge weight in pounds:3.5.
Muzzle velocity in feet per second:2, 183.
776
01:03:22,770 --> 01:03:24,861
Penetration in inches:2.28.
777
01:03:24,970 --> 01:03:27,198
With moving targets,
average range: 90 yards.
778
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:31,292
Lightest charge weight:2.75 pounds.
Average time per round: Eight seconds.
779
01:03:31,402 --> 01:03:35,198
Heaviest charge weight: Four pounds.
Average time between rounds:22 seconds.
780
01:03:35,302 --> 01:03:37,961
Small charge...
small penetration, minimum interval.
781
01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:41,261
Large charge... greatest penetration,
maximum interval.
782
01:03:48,167 --> 01:03:50,689
The summary will, of course,
be circulated.
783
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,356
I should like to ask Mr. Rice
what it all adds up to.
784
01:03:53,465 --> 01:03:55,979
Why, I think Professor Mair's already
given the view of the section.
785
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:57,862
And you share that view?
786
01:03:57,965 --> 01:04:01,192
- Oh, come. It's scarcely a fair question, is it?
- Why not?
787
01:04:01,298 --> 01:04:04,627
Well, Mr. Chairman, Mr. Rice is one
of Professor Mair's junior officers.
788
01:04:04,731 --> 01:04:07,696
Quite. I don't think you can ask Rice
to argue with his chief, Holland.
789
01:04:07,797 --> 01:04:11,660
Mr. Chairman, I want to be quite frank.
We don't like this gun.
790
01:04:11,762 --> 01:04:14,285
We're told those figures show
that we're wrong.
791
01:04:14,395 --> 01:04:17,191
Professor Mair suggested that his expert
should give us the figures.
792
01:04:17,296 --> 01:04:20,727
Surely I'm entitled to know
what those figures mean.
793
01:04:20,828 --> 01:04:24,021
After all, this is an important matter.
794
01:04:24,127 --> 01:04:28,320
It is not the prestige of a particular
department that is involved...
795
01:04:28,426 --> 01:04:30,687
but men's lives.
796
01:04:30,793 --> 01:04:35,623
If the Reeve's gun is accepted, sooner
or later men will have to fight with it.
797
01:04:35,726 --> 01:04:40,181
If we've been too optimistic,
they'll be the sufferers. We shan't.
798
01:04:47,024 --> 01:04:51,149
Well, well, Mr. Chairman.
No one wants to hide anything.
799
01:04:51,257 --> 01:04:55,052
If Colonel Holland would like Mr. Rice's
views, I have no objection at all.
800
01:04:56,156 --> 01:04:57,815
Well, Mr. Rice?
801
01:05:00,488 --> 01:05:02,680
I agree with Professor Mair
that the idea is excellent.
802
01:05:02,788 --> 01:05:04,481
And the weapon?
803
01:05:10,653 --> 01:05:12,881
I don't think it's right yet.
804
01:05:14,485 --> 01:05:17,542
Would you be happy to see it
accepted in its present form...
805
01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:22,382
on those figures?
806
01:05:25,152 --> 01:05:27,514
No, I shouldn't.
807
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:33,148
You must realize that you can have ideas
that'll win the war four times over...
808
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:36,306
but it still won't do anybody any good
unless you can sell them.
809
01:05:36,415 --> 01:05:39,608
We're not in a university department now.
810
01:05:39,715 --> 01:05:42,545
No, nor in an advertising agency,
where you belong.
811
01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:46,360
Now, look here, Sammy. You may think you're a great
big scientist and I'm just a commercial stooge...
812
01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:49,437
but the plain fact is, if you make
a mess of things, I have to clear it up!
813
01:05:49,547 --> 01:05:53,093
And the equally plain fact is the stuff you build
a reputation on comes chiefly out of my head!
814
01:05:53,113 --> 01:05:56,771
I'm not a politician or a salesman,
but neither am I a kid of 10!
815
01:06:11,144 --> 01:06:14,473
Not 10, Sammy, eight.
816
01:06:14,576 --> 01:06:17,167
Ten is what you are
when you're not cross.
817
01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:21,170
Good Lord! It's 4:00.
Miss! Oh, miss!
818
01:06:23,374 --> 01:06:25,340
Pot of tea for two, miss.
819
01:06:25,441 --> 01:06:27,338
It's ready.
820
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,804
Did you hear Sammy
calling me an advertising agent?
821
01:06:30,907 --> 01:06:34,100
As you were both shouting at the tops
of your voices, I could hardly help it.
822
01:06:34,206 --> 01:06:38,865
Oh, no. He was.
I was calm, cool and good-tempered.
823
01:06:38,973 --> 01:06:41,802
You know, Sue,
I'm a much misunderstood man.
824
01:06:41,905 --> 01:06:44,700
I'm not appreciated.
That's my trouble.
825
01:06:44,805 --> 01:06:46,770
I appreciate you.
826
01:06:48,804 --> 01:06:49,963
Both of you.
827
01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:19,287
That's number one.
Do you want number two?
828
01:07:20,599 --> 01:07:23,258
Number two is Pinker and Waring
are dining together tonight...
829
01:07:23,364 --> 01:07:25,830
at your club.
830
01:07:25,931 --> 01:07:28,692
- But Pinker's backing Brine.
- That's number three.
831
01:07:28,798 --> 01:07:32,354
- Brine will take over the section.
- What? That thug?
832
01:07:32,463 --> 01:07:34,361
Want to bet?
833
01:07:34,463 --> 01:07:36,428
Will you resign if he does?
834
01:07:37,796 --> 01:07:40,421
It hasn't happened yet.
I'm not sure.
835
01:07:40,529 --> 01:07:43,653
Well, I am. You won't.
836
01:07:43,762 --> 01:07:45,955
You'll let all this happen,
and when it has...
837
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,288
you'll see there won't be any section
if you go.
838
01:07:48,393 --> 01:07:51,655
So you'll hang around hating it and
expecting everybody else to be sorry for you.
839
01:07:51,761 --> 01:07:53,988
- Stop grousing.
- I won't!
840
01:07:54,093 --> 01:07:56,991
You've gotta see yourself for once
as Pinker and R.B. See you.
841
01:07:57,093 --> 01:07:59,285
They're just using you!
842
01:07:59,392 --> 01:08:01,983
- Everything all right, sir?
- Yes!
843
01:08:02,092 --> 01:08:04,683
You can't expect me to come in with Pinker
to get Mair out.
844
01:08:04,792 --> 01:08:07,518
- You can't stop them!
- Maybe not, but I needn't exactly help them.
845
01:08:08,724 --> 01:08:12,485
You could run the section yourself.
Even Pinker says so.
846
01:08:12,590 --> 01:08:14,488
But you just won't face things.
847
01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:17,818
You go on being sorry for yourself
with everything in the world to live for.
848
01:08:17,923 --> 01:08:20,252
But what's so special
about only having one foot?
849
01:08:20,355 --> 01:08:21,912
Shut up, you little...
850
01:08:22,022 --> 01:08:24,646
You can't be a professional footballer.
So what?
851
01:08:24,755 --> 01:08:27,187
You think what you're doing
is good and honorable and loyal?
852
01:08:27,287 --> 01:08:29,685
Well, it isn't.
You just haven't got the guts!
853
01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:33,945
- Will you shut up?
- Every word I said is true.
854
01:08:34,054 --> 01:08:36,611
Oh, Sammy, you're such a fool.
855
01:08:37,719 --> 01:08:41,515
Why don't you pull yourself together, Sue?
You're making an ass of yourself.
856
01:09:06,715 --> 01:09:09,180
Why, Mr. Rice!
857
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:12,145
- Sitting here all by yourself!
- No, Susan's with me.
858
01:09:12,248 --> 01:09:15,213
- But she's gone.
- Right.
859
01:09:15,313 --> 01:09:17,541
There's no good looking at me like that,
Mr. Rice.
860
01:09:17,646 --> 01:09:21,509
We met her leaving,
and she'd been crying.
861
01:09:21,612 --> 01:09:23,703
You can't fool an old campaigner.
862
01:09:23,812 --> 01:09:25,744
Mike, let me have the bill.
863
01:09:42,676 --> 01:09:46,164
Next time you just decide to go home
when we're out together...
864
01:09:46,274 --> 01:09:49,241
I'd be obliged if you'd tell me.
865
01:10:11,171 --> 01:10:15,194
I've been thinking, if you really think
I'm such a poor sap as you said tonight...
866
01:10:15,304 --> 01:10:17,326
we'd better get out of each other's way.
867
01:10:19,570 --> 01:10:22,035
The same thought had occurred to me.
868
01:10:26,602 --> 01:10:29,396
Why can't you get tough
with anyone but me?
869
01:10:29,501 --> 01:10:32,558
Why can't you get tough with Waring?
He gives you cause enough.
870
01:10:33,668 --> 01:10:36,292
You can't quarrel with R.B.
He won't keep it up.
871
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,832
Why should he decide who quarrels?
Why shouldn't you?
872
01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:42,695
I'm no good at rows. I loathe them.
873
01:10:42,799 --> 01:10:44,731
Why?
874
01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:46,730
Well...
875
01:10:48,665 --> 01:10:50,154
Don't you?
876
01:10:51,965 --> 01:10:55,226
Not particularly.
Sometimes I like them.
877
01:10:58,996 --> 01:11:02,928
Look, Sammy. This is it.
878
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:05,494
You've gotta make up your mind...
879
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:10,425
whether you're gonna spend the rest of your life
being someone it's just too bad about or not.
880
01:11:26,559 --> 01:11:28,457
Last one, Mr. Rice.
881
01:11:37,091 --> 01:11:41,682
- It's half an hour till closing time.
- Closing time for you right now, Mr. Rice.
882
01:11:43,422 --> 01:11:46,911
What do you mean, Knucksie?
883
01:11:47,023 --> 01:11:51,148
I mean that I like you and Miss Susan
too much to let you get stinking in my bar.
884
01:11:51,254 --> 01:11:53,948
That to Miss Susan...
885
01:11:54,055 --> 01:11:56,213
and that to you, Knucksie.
886
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,286
Two and fourpence.
887
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,315
Your change.
888
01:12:18,151 --> 01:12:21,274
Look here, Mr. Rice.
Take a walk home.
889
01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:23,645
Walk will do you good.
890
01:12:27,749 --> 01:12:30,613
You know,
the trouble with you, Knucksie...
891
01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:34,543
is that you're a sob sitting...
892
01:12:36,314 --> 01:12:40,041
- pint pushing...
- Caution! Caution, my friend. Ladies here.
893
01:12:49,412 --> 01:12:51,377
Publican.
894
01:12:52,878 --> 01:12:56,969
- What is he doing?
- Anyone ever give you a sick ear, Knucksie?
895
01:12:58,577 --> 01:13:01,100
Not without paying cash for it.
896
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:04,642
You go home.
897
01:13:06,309 --> 01:13:08,208
All right.
898
01:13:09,575 --> 01:13:12,803
- Sir.
- Shut up.
899
01:13:12,909 --> 01:13:14,931
That's just what I will do.
900
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,529
Go home.
901
01:13:17,641 --> 01:13:20,868
And you can keep your gut-rot stuff.
902
01:13:22,406 --> 01:13:24,736
I got my own drink.
903
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,566
- It's home.
- That's right. That's right.
904
01:13:27,672 --> 01:13:31,161
♪ Knucksie wouldn't give me
another drink ♪
905
01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:33,294
♪ Another drink ♪
906
01:13:33,404 --> 01:13:37,268
♪ Knucksie wouldn't give me
another drink ♪♪
907
01:13:39,005 --> 01:13:40,902
That's right!
908
01:13:44,470 --> 01:13:47,095
Hmm. My own drink.
909
01:13:50,235 --> 01:13:54,257
♪ Dum-da-di, dum-dum-da-di ♪
910
01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:17,063
Sue?
911
01:14:22,198 --> 01:14:24,526
Sue!
912
01:14:26,064 --> 01:14:27,962
Snowball?
913
01:14:45,293 --> 01:14:47,259
My own drink, see?
914
01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:57,456
All mine.
915
01:14:59,491 --> 01:15:01,388
Flowers!
916
01:15:12,355 --> 01:15:14,583
Just a touch.
917
01:15:14,689 --> 01:15:16,655
Well, get out of it!
918
01:15:45,216 --> 01:15:47,239
Get out and stay out.
919
01:15:56,782 --> 01:15:59,839
Woman, you can ring
till you're blue in the face.
920
01:16:00,882 --> 01:16:04,973
Hello? Hello? Riverside 9090?
921
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,002
Hello? Hello?
922
01:16:10,113 --> 01:16:12,544
Riverside 9090?
923
01:16:12,646 --> 01:16:16,975
Is Mr. Rice there?
Captain Stuart calling Mr. Rice.
924
01:16:17,079 --> 01:16:19,340
Hello! Hello!
925
01:16:19,445 --> 01:16:23,002
Riverside 9090. Hello?
926
01:16:24,045 --> 01:16:26,908
Hello. Riverside 9090.
927
01:16:27,010 --> 01:16:29,441
- Huh?
- What?
928
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,633
- Hello?
- Wait a minute.
929
01:16:32,742 --> 01:16:36,674
Speak up. Captain Stuart,
I've got your Riverside number.
930
01:16:36,776 --> 01:16:38,832
Good. Hello, Sammy.
931
01:16:38,941 --> 01:16:42,737
Look, I've got two of them. Now
listen, old man. I have got two of them.
932
01:16:42,841 --> 01:16:44,772
- What?
- One, two.
933
01:16:44,874 --> 01:16:47,587
- I'm at Chesil Bank near...
- I don't know what you're talking about.
934
01:16:47,607 --> 01:16:49,573
You come from Waterloo.
You got it clear?
935
01:16:49,674 --> 01:16:53,435
I'm gonna have a bash at the first one. You
can have a go at the second, if you're lucky.
936
01:16:53,539 --> 01:16:56,471
Now, are you listening, old boy?
Because it's very important.
937
01:16:56,572 --> 01:16:58,696
- I've got two.
- Wait a minute, Stuart.
938
01:16:58,805 --> 01:17:01,396
What? Oh, hurry up.
939
01:17:34,799 --> 01:17:36,697
What is it, Stuart?
940
01:17:57,763 --> 01:18:00,193
You'd better wait till I get there.
941
01:18:00,294 --> 01:18:03,749
Nothing doing.
We can't do a Laurel and Hardy, old boy.
942
01:18:03,862 --> 01:18:08,486
If anything goes haywire on the first bomb, one of
us wants to be left to get a spanner on the second.
943
01:18:08,594 --> 01:18:11,957
Don't be so cocky.
Wait till I get down.
944
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:14,389
I've got a lot of things to suggest.
945
01:18:14,493 --> 01:18:17,390
Fine. You can try them on number two.
Number one's mine.
946
01:18:17,492 --> 01:18:20,152
After all, I found them.
947
01:18:20,258 --> 01:18:22,520
What are the trains?
948
01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:26,181
5:30 a. m. You'll have to
get up early, you lazy hound.
949
01:18:26,290 --> 01:18:28,256
See you for breakfast.
950
01:18:28,357 --> 01:18:29,913
Stuart!
951
01:18:30,024 --> 01:18:35,013
Stuart, be careful, for the love of Mike,
and good luck.
952
01:18:35,124 --> 01:18:37,089
Same to you.
953
01:18:37,188 --> 01:18:39,416
I say, hope you won't need it.
954
01:19:04,418 --> 01:19:06,316
- Mr. Rice?
- Yes.
955
01:19:06,418 --> 01:19:10,372
Oh, my name's Pearson, sir. I've got a
car here to take you on to Colonel Strang.
956
01:19:25,781 --> 01:19:29,009
- Back to the beach.
- Has Captain Stuart done anything yet?
957
01:19:30,347 --> 01:19:32,244
Oh, yes.
958
01:19:33,613 --> 01:19:35,841
Rotten business.
959
01:19:35,947 --> 01:19:39,309
I thought you knew, but, of course,
you couldn't. You were on the train.
960
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:45,774
- Is he dead?
- Oh, yes. Yes, killed instantly.
961
01:19:45,878 --> 01:19:50,536
Apparently they thought he'd done it, and
then something went wrong and it went up.
962
01:20:15,073 --> 01:20:17,039
Mr. Rice, sir.
963
01:20:18,206 --> 01:20:20,899
How are you?
My name's Strang.
964
01:20:21,006 --> 01:20:22,972
All right, Don. Thank you.
965
01:20:27,738 --> 01:20:29,761
Do you know this part of the world?
966
01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:32,200
No.
967
01:20:32,304 --> 01:20:34,667
But you've heard of Chesil Bank,
I suppose.
968
01:20:34,770 --> 01:20:37,361
Yes, I've heard of it.
969
01:20:37,470 --> 01:20:39,662
Now, well, there it is, you see?
970
01:20:41,569 --> 01:20:44,035
The lagoon there's called the Fleet...
971
01:20:44,136 --> 01:20:48,157
and that shallow over there
is Portland Bill.
972
01:20:50,568 --> 01:20:53,033
Are you a fuse expert?
973
01:20:53,134 --> 01:20:55,224
I've done a lot of work
on experimental fuses.
974
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:57,231
Hmm.
975
01:20:57,333 --> 01:21:00,773
Dick Stuart told me last night that he arranged
with you that he should try it first...
976
01:21:00,866 --> 01:21:03,025
then if anything went wrong,
you should have a go.
977
01:21:03,133 --> 01:21:05,121
- Is that right?
- Yes.
978
01:21:05,231 --> 01:21:08,891
Yeah. He says it's all very fine.
979
01:21:08,999 --> 01:21:11,486
But, you know,
we've got plenty of people here...
980
01:21:11,597 --> 01:21:14,563
chaps like young Don Pearson,
who brought you up...
981
01:21:14,664 --> 01:21:18,288
only too anxious to go out there
and give that thing a few good clouts...
982
01:21:18,396 --> 01:21:20,419
with a hammer and chisel.
983
01:21:20,529 --> 01:21:23,120
Only I don't think it happens to be
that kind of a job.
984
01:21:27,562 --> 01:21:30,356
I've been in on this with Stuart
from the start.
985
01:21:30,461 --> 01:21:33,757
We had a fairly definite plan mapped out.
986
01:21:33,861 --> 01:21:36,382
If I could have his notes,
I think I'd be all right.
987
01:21:36,493 --> 01:21:38,618
Yes.
988
01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:41,385
But, you see, I'm not worrying about you.
989
01:21:41,492 --> 01:21:43,617
I'm worrying about me.
990
01:21:43,726 --> 01:21:46,283
I let you do it, you go out there
and blow yourself to blazes...
991
01:21:46,392 --> 01:21:48,550
what's your family gonna say, hmm?
992
01:21:48,658 --> 01:21:50,624
Your boss, heaven knows who.
993
01:21:52,391 --> 01:21:55,720
No family.
Professor Mair knows all about it...
994
01:21:57,323 --> 01:21:59,289
and heaven can wait.
995
01:22:00,889 --> 01:22:03,354
I've got a list of things here I'd like.
996
01:22:09,488 --> 01:22:11,386
Yes.
997
01:22:12,621 --> 01:22:15,053
All right.
You'd better hear Stuart's notes.
998
01:22:17,287 --> 01:22:20,309
Well, would you like to tell me
how he worked?
999
01:22:20,419 --> 01:22:23,249
He used a field telephone
all the time he was working...
1000
01:22:23,353 --> 01:22:26,910
explaining what he was doing
and all sorts of other things.
1001
01:22:27,019 --> 01:22:31,041
I'm afraid it's a bit of a jumble.
I... I haven't had time to sort it all out.
1002
01:22:31,150 --> 01:22:33,946
The things I saw and things he said.
1003
01:22:34,051 --> 01:22:36,448
I have to read it all back to you
as it happened.
1004
01:22:36,551 --> 01:22:38,516
Oh, they're your own shorthand notes,
are they?
1005
01:22:38,617 --> 01:22:41,049
- Of course.
- Why, of course?
1006
01:22:41,149 --> 01:22:44,842
- Nobody else could read them back.
- Oh, I see.
1007
01:22:44,949 --> 01:22:47,176
All right. Let's go, shall we?
1008
01:22:51,514 --> 01:22:55,411
"0645 hours.
Wire tested and found in order.
1009
01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:58,479
"Captain Stuart went out,
and we saw him get into the slit trench.
1010
01:22:58,580 --> 01:23:00,944
- 0647..."
- Slit trench?
1011
01:23:01,047 --> 01:23:04,842
Yes, sir. Captain Stuart
dug them both himself, for both bombs.
1012
01:23:04,946 --> 01:23:07,706
- Oh, I see.
- "0647.
1013
01:23:09,311 --> 01:23:11,573
"Well, here we are at Wembley.
1014
01:23:11,678 --> 01:23:13,576
"It's a lovely day.
1015
01:23:13,677 --> 01:23:17,336
"Sun and a slight breeze blowing
from the pavilion end.
1016
01:23:17,444 --> 01:23:19,842
"Ground looks in beautiful condition.
1017
01:23:19,943 --> 01:23:22,340
"Must be quite
a hundred thousand people here.
1018
01:23:23,676 --> 01:23:25,642
"The king hasn't come yet.
1019
01:23:28,308 --> 01:23:31,672
0648. I'm putting
the reaching rods together."
1020
01:23:31,775 --> 01:23:34,706
Yes, I know all about the tests.
We agreed them together.
1021
01:23:34,808 --> 01:23:38,296
Let me hear from where
he really gets down to it.
1022
01:23:40,373 --> 01:23:44,067
Able-Baker-Charlie-Dog.
Able-Baker-Charlie-Easy.
1023
01:23:44,173 --> 01:23:47,468
Able-Baker-Charlie-George.
Able-Baker-Charlie-Dog.
1024
01:23:47,572 --> 01:23:49,552
- Able-Baker-Charlie...
- Let's check the wire, Sergeant.
1025
01:23:49,572 --> 01:23:52,003
- Yes, sir.
- See they do it properly.
1026
01:24:02,437 --> 01:24:04,664
"0747.
1027
01:24:04,769 --> 01:24:08,724
"Well, unless the electricity
they taught me is all wrong...
1028
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:11,164
"it ought to be hunky-dory.
1029
01:24:11,268 --> 01:24:14,496
"Think I better
just tremble the trembler and see.
1030
01:24:14,602 --> 01:24:16,965
"Yes. Seems okay.
1031
01:24:18,133 --> 01:24:20,531
"0749.
1032
01:24:20,634 --> 01:24:23,594
"Well, boys, unless there's a very
small man inside with a lighted match...
1033
01:24:23,633 --> 01:24:25,531
"I think that's probably all right.
1034
01:24:25,633 --> 01:24:28,313
"There will be special matinees
this week on Wednesdays and Fridays.
1035
01:24:30,131 --> 01:24:32,427
"Just let's have another look.
1036
01:24:32,532 --> 01:24:34,463
"What's this hole?
1037
01:24:35,497 --> 01:24:37,520
"0752.
1038
01:24:37,631 --> 01:24:40,255
"No. Positively no deception.
Bob's your uncle.
1039
01:24:45,630 --> 01:24:47,595
"I don't see...
1040
01:24:48,662 --> 01:24:50,890
"why they wanted so long lead.
1041
01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:54,484
"The insulator?
1042
01:25:00,193 --> 01:25:02,625
"At this point...
1043
01:25:02,727 --> 01:25:04,625
"0754...
1044
01:25:05,759 --> 01:25:07,657
"the explosion occurred.
1045
01:25:10,026 --> 01:25:12,252
"The transmitter was destroyed.
1046
01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,757
"At the time...
1047
01:25:16,858 --> 01:25:19,379
"Captain Stuart was kneeling upright...
1048
01:25:21,257 --> 01:25:23,722
"with what appeared to be the cap...
1049
01:25:25,323 --> 01:25:27,255
in his hand."
1050
01:25:27,356 --> 01:25:29,651
Thanks very much.
1051
01:25:29,755 --> 01:25:31,721
It's all right, sir.
1052
01:25:44,587 --> 01:25:47,451
- Do the clothes fit?
- Yes, they'll do.
1053
01:25:47,553 --> 01:25:51,177
Good. I think we've got
everything you asked for.
1054
01:25:51,285 --> 01:25:55,012
Reaching rods. Clamps.
1055
01:25:55,117 --> 01:25:57,345
That's the very job.
1056
01:25:57,451 --> 01:25:59,917
You'll find the hot pads in this thermos.
1057
01:26:01,051 --> 01:26:03,949
Where are the pipe wrenches?
Oh, you've got them, Cartwright.
1058
01:26:04,051 --> 01:26:06,675
Sir.
1059
01:26:06,783 --> 01:26:08,749
Yes, they're all right.
1060
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:13,176
- Shall we go then?
- Yes. Uh...
1061
01:26:14,281 --> 01:26:17,679
A few addresses,
just, uh, in case I don't bring it off.
1062
01:26:17,782 --> 01:26:19,713
Can I be phoned here?
1063
01:26:19,814 --> 01:26:22,279
Yes. Of course. Oh, Tyler.
1064
01:26:22,380 --> 01:26:24,812
- Sir!
- I'll warn the post office.
1065
01:26:26,013 --> 01:26:27,911
- All set.
- Okay?
1066
01:26:47,777 --> 01:26:49,743
Here they are, Sarge.
1067
01:27:04,041 --> 01:27:05,768
Telephone!
1068
01:27:05,874 --> 01:27:07,840
- All right, lad?
- Fine.
1069
01:27:14,538 --> 01:27:16,436
- All set?
- Stethoscope.
1070
01:27:16,538 --> 01:27:18,436
Yes, sir.
1071
01:27:19,772 --> 01:27:23,328
You'll find it'll play out quite easily,
sir. Drop your head when you want to speak.
1072
01:27:23,437 --> 01:27:25,369
- Right.
- Shall I carry the bag, sir?
1073
01:27:25,470 --> 01:27:28,902
- No, give it to me.
- You can see the flag, sir. Good luck.
1074
01:27:29,003 --> 01:27:30,901
- Good luck.
- Good luck, sir.
1075
01:27:31,003 --> 01:27:33,467
- All the best, sir.
- Good luck, old man. - All right.
1076
01:27:46,199 --> 01:27:48,722
It's a bigger sea running
than this morning.
1077
01:27:50,233 --> 01:27:54,029
Further down the coast,
there's a good stretch for surfing.
1078
01:27:54,132 --> 01:27:57,326
- You ever done any of that?
- Yes, but not for 10 years.
1079
01:28:10,095 --> 01:28:11,994
Stop.
1080
01:28:12,095 --> 01:28:14,687
All right.
Shall I take it now?
1081
01:28:14,796 --> 01:28:17,454
Are you gonna start
with the same tests that Stuart did?
1082
01:28:17,562 --> 01:28:20,357
Yes. There's always the chance
this one might be different.
1083
01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:22,824
That's what I thought.
1084
01:28:22,928 --> 01:28:25,758
Well, you sure you can manage?
1085
01:28:25,861 --> 01:28:27,827
Suppose I'll have to.
1086
01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:31,786
Yes. Well, good luck.
1087
01:28:34,259 --> 01:28:36,656
Good luck, my boy.
1088
01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:13,109
Make way.
1089
01:29:13,219 --> 01:29:15,185
- All right here?
- Yes.
1090
01:29:19,685 --> 01:29:23,049
I'm just testing the wire. Give me a wave
if you can hear me, will you?
1091
01:29:23,151 --> 01:29:26,981
Testing wire, sir.
I hear him loud and clear.
1092
01:29:28,250 --> 01:29:30,113
Right.
1093
01:29:36,916 --> 01:29:39,279
I'm burying the earthing rods.
1094
01:29:46,915 --> 01:29:49,209
I'm now going to test it for metal.
1095
01:30:08,510 --> 01:30:11,271
Says, "These pebbles are the devil.
1096
01:30:11,377 --> 01:30:13,774
"I slipped and nearly clouted it.
1097
01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:17,474
I'm trying now for heat."
1098
01:30:44,305 --> 01:30:47,202
He's out of the trench.
He's about halfway up to it.
1099
01:31:05,035 --> 01:31:07,865
"I am placing stethoscope beside bomb."
1100
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:16,861
- No ticking, sir.
- Look, all these wires are a bit of a nuisance.
1101
01:31:16,966 --> 01:31:19,193
I'm gonna take this thing off,
put it on the ground...
1102
01:31:19,299 --> 01:31:21,924
and speak into it
when I have something to say.
1103
01:31:34,630 --> 01:31:38,255
First of all, I'll try and get the clamps
on the bomb to hold it...
1104
01:31:38,363 --> 01:31:40,794
and then work on it with the wrenches,
just like Stuart did.
1105
01:31:42,662 --> 01:31:46,457
He'll be in trouble with the clamps
on those pebbles.
1106
01:31:46,561 --> 01:31:49,356
He's got the clamps
and the pipe wrenches out.
1107
01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:57,224
He says, "I've got the jaws in line.
Now I'll tighten them."
1108
01:31:59,259 --> 01:32:01,987
Says, "This is trickier than I thought.
1109
01:32:02,092 --> 01:32:04,785
They're bound to pull the bomb a bit
when they grip."
1110
01:32:04,892 --> 01:32:06,790
Well, here goes.
1111
01:32:10,224 --> 01:32:11,849
Crikey!
1112
01:32:18,222 --> 01:32:21,086
Well, that's got the first one on.
1113
01:32:21,189 --> 01:32:23,246
It moved a bit, but, uh...
1114
01:32:23,355 --> 01:32:26,321
as you all gather, nothing happened.
1115
01:32:26,421 --> 01:32:28,819
I'm sweating like a pig.
I must mop off.
1116
01:32:44,652 --> 01:32:46,777
Now for the second clamp.
1117
01:32:46,886 --> 01:32:49,180
I'm going to move some of these pebbles.
1118
01:32:57,850 --> 01:32:59,748
You dare.
1119
01:32:59,850 --> 01:33:02,440
"I'm putting on the second clamp.
1120
01:33:03,849 --> 01:33:06,371
"Much easier.
1121
01:33:06,482 --> 01:33:08,447
"Okay, it's on.
1122
01:33:10,047 --> 01:33:12,014
"Now for the wrenches.
1123
01:33:13,881 --> 01:33:17,677
I'm going to unscrew the cap
exactly as Stuart did."
1124
01:33:36,277 --> 01:33:38,401
Says, "Very difficult.
1125
01:33:39,610 --> 01:33:42,337
Should have waited a bit
before starting again."
1126
01:33:43,942 --> 01:33:47,066
Says, "Too much whisky.
Could do with one now."
1127
01:34:06,105 --> 01:34:08,570
Done it! Done it, sir!
1128
01:34:48,298 --> 01:34:51,423
Yes, it's just as Stuart says.
1129
01:34:51,531 --> 01:34:53,497
The clock mechanism is in the head.
1130
01:34:53,598 --> 01:34:55,996
There's a long lead coming out of it...
1131
01:34:56,097 --> 01:34:59,290
with two flat bits attached,
which may be insulators.
1132
01:35:00,897 --> 01:35:05,123
In the top of the body there's a simple
trembler tongue lying between terminals.
1133
01:35:06,329 --> 01:35:08,295
I'm earthing them.
1134
01:35:23,025 --> 01:35:25,218
And this is where Stuart went wrong.
1135
01:35:26,559 --> 01:35:29,217
I can see the hole
going down into the body.
1136
01:35:31,191 --> 01:35:34,214
And as Stuart says,
the long lead seems too long.
1137
01:35:36,791 --> 01:35:38,689
Now what?
1138
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:41,051
Says, "I think I've got it.
1139
01:35:42,823 --> 01:35:45,618
"There's a shorter and a longer lead.
1140
01:35:46,890 --> 01:35:50,685
"The shorter lead
winds right up into the clock...
1141
01:35:50,789 --> 01:35:53,050
so that no lead is left showing."
1142
01:35:53,155 --> 01:35:56,211
That's what fooled Stuart.
1143
01:35:56,321 --> 01:35:59,082
I can just see the ends of the insulators.
1144
01:36:00,987 --> 01:36:04,817
The lead which Stuart found must go
to a second trembler fuse in the body.
1145
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:06,817
It's a double booby trap.
1146
01:36:06,919 --> 01:36:09,714
"Jerry certainly is no gentleman.
1147
01:36:11,385 --> 01:36:14,817
I am going to look for another way
into the body."
1148
01:36:21,450 --> 01:36:24,415
Yes. There is another way in.
1149
01:36:26,683 --> 01:36:29,979
There's a cap on each end...
only one's obvious, and the other isn't.
1150
01:36:31,982 --> 01:36:35,072
Well, I suppose this is where I go to work
with the pipe wrenches again.
1151
01:36:35,181 --> 01:36:38,237
"I am now going to unscrew
the second cap.
1152
01:36:40,180 --> 01:36:44,339
Stand by.
This is where we came in."
1153
01:36:44,446 --> 01:36:46,139
Steady.
1154
01:36:51,946 --> 01:36:54,571
Wait a minute.
1155
01:36:54,679 --> 01:36:57,041
Christmas, this may not be so easy.
1156
01:36:59,945 --> 01:37:04,137
If the second trembler's in the body,
then it's all right to unscrew the cap.
1157
01:37:04,243 --> 01:37:07,470
But if it's in the cap, then unscrewing it
will send the whole thing up.
1158
01:37:07,576 --> 01:37:11,008
So I've gotta make up my mind whether to
hold the body still and unscrew the cap...
1159
01:37:11,108 --> 01:37:13,699
or hold the cap still
and unscrew the body.
1160
01:37:13,808 --> 01:37:17,900
"Three-to-one
that it's the cap I have to unscrew.
1161
01:37:19,308 --> 01:37:21,205
Any takers?"
1162
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:25,572
He's got the pipe wrench
on the other end.
1163
01:37:33,705 --> 01:37:36,569
I must do it. I must!
1164
01:37:36,672 --> 01:37:38,398
He's all in.
He'll never make it.
1165
01:37:48,169 --> 01:37:50,691
I must.
1166
01:37:50,802 --> 01:37:53,495
If that wrench slips, he's had it.
1167
01:38:02,134 --> 01:38:04,099
- He's down.
- Stand clear!
1168
01:38:11,299 --> 01:38:13,595
Hold on, Rice! I'm coming!
1169
01:38:14,632 --> 01:38:16,597
Interfering son of a...
1170
01:38:19,997 --> 01:38:23,224
- I think you've done enough.
- Stay where you are.
1171
01:38:33,396 --> 01:38:35,361
There is a second trembler.
1172
01:38:37,295 --> 01:38:41,249
And I've only got to bang it
to send the whole thing up.
1173
01:39:22,154 --> 01:39:25,347
Satisfied?
1174
01:39:25,454 --> 01:39:27,352
Sorry.
1175
01:39:28,654 --> 01:39:31,380
- It was a personal matter.
- Yes.
1176
01:39:31,486 --> 01:39:33,452
Yes, I know all about that.
1177
01:39:34,719 --> 01:39:36,684
Dick Stuart just the same.
1178
01:39:38,552 --> 01:39:41,382
Well, and what do we do now?
1179
01:39:42,484 --> 01:39:46,917
Oh, you just get your chaps up
and steam the charge out.
1180
01:39:47,017 --> 01:39:48,982
That's all, is it?
1181
01:39:50,650 --> 01:39:52,548
That's all.
1182
01:40:10,480 --> 01:40:12,446
- Got everything you want?
- Yes, thanks.
1183
01:40:12,547 --> 01:40:15,011
Book, bun, sandwiches.
Did the mess sergeant give you a drink?
1184
01:40:15,112 --> 01:40:17,305
Yes. And I think I'll go
and put my feet up.
1185
01:40:17,412 --> 01:40:20,377
Yes, I should if I were you.
You've earned it.
1186
01:40:20,478 --> 01:40:24,376
Well, good-bye, my dear fellow.
1187
01:40:25,444 --> 01:40:29,103
Look here. Anybody ever has
any doubt about what you can do...
1188
01:40:29,210 --> 01:40:34,141
with your hands, your arms
or any other part of you...
1189
01:40:34,242 --> 01:40:36,208
you send them along to me, do you see?
1190
01:41:00,672 --> 01:41:02,637
Hello. Who's that?
1191
01:41:02,738 --> 01:41:05,226
Uh, Taylor, sir.
1192
01:41:05,337 --> 01:41:07,769
Oh, hello, Taylor.
Anybody still here?
1193
01:41:07,871 --> 01:41:11,199
- Mr. Till and Miss Susan, sir.
- Right.
1194
01:41:11,303 --> 01:41:14,757
- Excuse me, sir. Could... Could I... Could I trouble you for a moment?
- Of course.
1195
01:41:14,869 --> 01:41:18,596
I... I understand that the fuse work
is being transferred away from here, sir.
1196
01:41:18,702 --> 01:41:21,360
Mmm. Professor Mair's
taking it back to his own lab.
1197
01:41:21,468 --> 01:41:25,764
He very kindly said he'd take me along
with him, sir, to carry on the fuse work.
1198
01:41:25,868 --> 01:41:28,162
That's what they told me.
1199
01:41:28,267 --> 01:41:31,563
Oh. They... They won't let me, sir.
1200
01:41:31,667 --> 01:41:33,632
What do you mean they won't let you?
1201
01:41:33,733 --> 01:41:37,927
Well, they said because he can't have
uniformed men with him, sir.
1202
01:41:39,198 --> 01:41:42,255
- I'm to go back to general duties.
- That's ridiculous.
1203
01:41:43,298 --> 01:41:45,354
Yes, sir.
1204
01:41:45,464 --> 01:41:49,556
But I... I can't leave home
just now, sir...
1205
01:41:49,664 --> 01:41:51,629
not with the way things are.
1206
01:41:53,897 --> 01:41:55,987
I'd rather do anything.
1207
01:41:59,262 --> 01:42:01,228
I don't know, sir.
1208
01:42:02,961 --> 01:42:04,927
Can't go. I just...
1209
01:42:06,060 --> 01:42:08,856
Taylor. Leave this to me.
1210
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:13,392
Don't worry, and don't do anything rash.
1211
01:42:13,493 --> 01:42:15,459
I promise you it'll be all right.
1212
01:42:17,859 --> 01:42:21,256
Well, thank you, sir.
1213
01:42:21,359 --> 01:42:24,483
Now get along home.
There's a good chap.
1214
01:42:40,022 --> 01:42:42,010
- Evening, Crowhurst.
- Evening, sir.
1215
01:42:45,121 --> 01:42:47,348
- Hello, Till.
- Hello.
1216
01:42:47,454 --> 01:42:49,682
- How'd you get on?
- Oh, all right.
1217
01:42:49,788 --> 01:42:51,583
- Good.
- Any news?
1218
01:42:51,687 --> 01:42:53,584
Holland phoned twice.
1219
01:42:53,686 --> 01:42:56,049
Madeleine phoned seven times.
1220
01:42:56,153 --> 01:42:59,210
There's a rumor Mair's out
and Brine's in.
1221
01:42:59,319 --> 01:43:01,216
- Anyone ask after me?
- Susan.
1222
01:43:01,318 --> 01:43:03,307
- She did?
- I didn't tell her though.
1223
01:43:03,419 --> 01:43:05,385
Good old Tilly.
1224
01:43:26,214 --> 01:43:28,680
- Hello.
- Hello.
1225
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:33,305
Well?
1226
01:43:33,414 --> 01:43:37,869
Colonel Holland wants you to go
to the War Office as soon as you come in...
1227
01:43:37,979 --> 01:43:39,945
no matter how late.
1228
01:43:41,179 --> 01:43:43,542
Room 583.
1229
01:43:44,944 --> 01:43:47,604
What do you want?
1230
01:43:47,712 --> 01:43:49,677
I want you to go.
1231
01:43:51,811 --> 01:43:53,777
Don't knock. Come in.
1232
01:43:55,976 --> 01:43:59,156
Sorry to be late, sir. I've been out on a job.
I didn't get your message till I got back.
1233
01:43:59,176 --> 01:44:01,471
All right. Don't waste words.
Sit down.
1234
01:44:03,008 --> 01:44:04,634
Sit down, sit down.
1235
01:44:04,742 --> 01:44:06,503
What did you make of Strang?
1236
01:44:09,074 --> 01:44:12,370
- He's all right.
- Yeah, he feels the same about you.
1237
01:44:14,807 --> 01:44:18,466
Now then, it may or may not
have escaped your notice...
1238
01:44:18,573 --> 01:44:21,561
that up till now
we have been losing the war.
1239
01:44:21,672 --> 01:44:26,069
Nevertheless, it is the intention of His
Majesty's government that we shall win it.
1240
01:44:26,171 --> 01:44:29,467
And contrary to the impression
conveyed by the popular press...
1241
01:44:29,571 --> 01:44:32,559
it will be won by the army,
the navy and the air force.
1242
01:44:35,570 --> 01:44:37,536
In that order.
1243
01:44:48,968 --> 01:44:52,956
Now then, the army is to have
its own research section.
1244
01:44:53,067 --> 01:44:55,625
The man in charge
will have a free hand, equipment...
1245
01:44:55,734 --> 01:44:59,426
- Personnel?
- Anything. We want results.
1246
01:44:59,533 --> 01:45:03,191
Of course, you'll, um...
you'll have to be in uniform.
1247
01:45:03,298 --> 01:45:05,526
Otherwise you'll never get anything.
1248
01:45:05,632 --> 01:45:07,598
We'll make you a major or something.
1249
01:45:09,531 --> 01:45:12,326
- Well, what do you say?
- I accept.
1250
01:45:12,431 --> 01:45:14,454
You do?
1251
01:45:14,564 --> 01:45:17,654
- I never thought you would.
- Nor did I.
1252
01:45:22,229 --> 01:45:25,525
- Well?
- Well?
1253
01:45:27,362 --> 01:45:29,986
I want to talk to you.
1254
01:45:30,094 --> 01:45:32,992
- All right.
- Hickory Tree?
1255
01:45:34,560 --> 01:45:36,458
Lord Nelson?
1256
01:45:38,227 --> 01:45:40,192
Home?
1257
01:45:44,025 --> 01:45:46,547
- One thing I don't like.
- Only one?
1258
01:45:46,658 --> 01:45:50,090
- Your coming back on condition.
- What condition?
1259
01:45:50,191 --> 01:45:52,884
- That I went to the War Office.
- Come on in.
1260
01:46:13,154 --> 01:46:15,120
Oh, Sue.
1261
01:46:27,586 --> 01:46:30,073
Even the whisky.
1262
01:46:32,418 --> 01:46:34,384
Have a drink, Sammy.
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