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♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪
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♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪
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♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
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♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
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- ♪ Wands and wings ♪
- ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪
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♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
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♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪
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♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
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♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪
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♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
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♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
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♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪
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♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
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[dramatic rock music]
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♪ ♪
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In honor of the new
"Gregory" movie out today,
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I'ma teach you how to make
a Wells family special,
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Popcorn Palooza!
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First pour your butter,
Biddle Bites,
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and Boom Bams into the bucket.
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- Ooh, Boom Bams, my favorite.
- Ooh, yes.
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Ooh, when do we add
the turkey and the stuffing?
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Ooh, and the candied yams?
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What? No.
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That's Thanksgiving.
[phone rings]
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[gasps]
Hey, Antony, what's up?
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Hey, lil' sis.
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Guess who's going to see
"Gregory 6: The Puppet Master"?
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It's gonna be so--oh!
[groaning]
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Antony?
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Uh-oh, I'm being possessed.
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It's Gregory!
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[laughs sinisterly]
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[laughter]
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You going with Deja?
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[smooching mockingly]
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Nah, she's busy.
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It'll just be me, myself,
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and a bucket
of Popcorn Palooza.
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Oh, fun!
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A solo movie trip
sounds awesome.
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But since "Gregory" is PG-13,
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I'd have to go
with Mom and Dad.
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Have fun with that.
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Dad's always scared...
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[yelps, mumbles]
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And Mom talks
the whole time.
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Mm-hmm, that is
classic projection.
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That doll hacks off limbs
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because he feels emotionally
hacked off from society.
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Aw, man, if I ask
Mom and Dad to take me,
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they'll ruin the whole movie.
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Yeah, I couldn't wait
to turn 13
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so I could go to the movies
by myself.
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[gasps]
That's a great idea.
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What's a great idea?
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Aging?
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[phone clatters]
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Where's the--
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All good.
I can make
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all the Popcorn Palooza I want
at the movie theater.
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I wish I was 13 so I could
see "Gregory" by myself!
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[chuckles]
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Notice anything different
about me?
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Your neck is longer.
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My arms and legs, too.
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Plus I feel older, wiser,
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more able to go to the movies
by myself-er.
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Were y'all teenagers
in the 1950s or something?
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No, we were teenagers
in the 1590s.
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Let's get
this "Gregory" party started.
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I wish we were at the theater.
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Ugh, the movie doesn't start
for another four hours.
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What are we gonna do till then?
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Anything we want.
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The mall is a teenage utopia...
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Where teens try on
sunglasses and hats
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and take pictures
in sunglasses and hats,
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but never buy
the sunglasses or hats, and--
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wait, why do teens go to malls?
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I'm gonna find out.
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Here goes something--
teenager edition.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Wh--what are we doing?
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Being teenagers, duh.
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Yeah, duh, Wanda.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[scoffs] Wow.
Look at all the sheeple, man.
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Just lining up
to buy stuff, man.
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Consumerism, man.
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[all giggle]
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'Fit check!
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Hold up.
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Is that... a pimple?
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Huh? It's a... pepperoni?
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You don't put pepperoni
on pasta.
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It's a meatball.
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What does pasta
have to do with it?
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Wait.
[sniffs]
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Speaking of pasta,
what smells like spaghetti?
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You do, silly.
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Uh, Cosmo, Wanda,
what's happening to me?
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both: Pasta puberty!
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Why are we in a classroom?
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"Your changing body.
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Pasta puberty is hard,
but not im-pasta-ble."
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Yeah, this isn't
clearing up anything.
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You see, Hazel,
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when fairies reach
a certain age,
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powerful fairy-mones cause big
emotional and physical changes,
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like pesto pits,
antipasto acne,
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and even
mozzarella mood swings.
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Thank you, Cosmo,
for that amazing demonstration.
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Any questions?
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Yes.
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What? Why am I going
through pasta puberty?
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I'm human!
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Well, you wished
to be a teenager,
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so we used fairy-mones
to age you up fast.
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You're having
our version of puberty.
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Cosmo, I can't
take you seriously
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with your face like that.
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Someone's mozzarella mood
swings are starting to simmer.
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[groans]
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Every day it's something
with y'all.
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You want us to undo the wish?
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On the one hand,
I have noodles coming out
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of my armpits,
but on the other,
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I still really want
to see "Gregory" by myself.
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Another bucket, please.
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Okay, I feel like
I can handle this
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for a few more hours
until the movie premiere.
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How hard can it be?
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There has to be something here
that can help me.
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Pimple cream, maybe?
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Squirt, you're trying to
treat it like regular puberty.
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You need to treat it
like pasta puberty.
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Oh, pasta puberty,
you mean the magical process
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that was just poorly explained
to me five minutes ago?
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Why would I know
how to deal with this?
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Here, try these.
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It's not working!
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I know what will help.
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Just say when.
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[screams]
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Um, Hazel,
you forgot to say "when."
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When!
When, when, when!
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When have you two ever stopped
to think things through?
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Why wouldn't you warn me
that pasta puberty
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was a side effect of my wish?
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And why am I feeling
so emotional right now?
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[sobbing]
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Uh-oh, looks like
your mozzarella mood swings
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are coming to a boil.
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How do you know?
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You don't know what I feel!
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Nobody knows how I feel!
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[sobbing]
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[yelps]
It's gonna be okay.
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We're here to help.
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Well, you're not helping.
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I wish you two would just
get lost!
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Wait! Don't leave me.
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How am I supposed
to deal with this by myself?
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[sobbing]
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Garlic tears?
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[squeakily] I can't.
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Where's Hazel?
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Was the toiletries kiosk
this way or--or that way?
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It was by Forever 13.
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Or was it Never 13?
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Oh, Wanda, help!
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We're lost!
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Oh, this is not good.
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We need to find Hazel before
this gets out of control.
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[sobbing]
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[angrily] I want to go home!
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- It's a bird!
- It's a plane!
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It's a kid made of pasta?
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I'm a teenager!
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And we're rollin'!
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Tina Churner reporting live
from downtown,
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where a pasta supervillain
is on a rampage.
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If your car is on the street,
ooh, I recommend moving it
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unless you want it
to get "al dented."
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See what I did there?
[laughs]
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Why are you looking at me?
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[grunting]
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Don't look at me!
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[groans]
Pasta puberty.
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I do not miss that.
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[muffled sobbing]
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Sweet pea,
are you okay in there?
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No!
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Well, does whatever's wrong
have something
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to do with all the spaghetti
in the hallway, Hazel Basil?
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Please don't mention basil
right now.
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[sighs] I wanted to go
to the movies by myself,
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but I couldn't
because I'm too young.
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So I was trying to be older,
but it got out of control.
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And I'm having
these mozzarella--
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I mean, human mood swings.
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And everyone was looking
at me, and--and--
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I think I know
what's going on here.
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You do?
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Hey, I know being older
looks fun,
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but there's no need
to rush, baby girl.
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Growing up is going to be hard,
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full of trials
and tribulations.
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It sounds like you went through
a tribulation today.
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Yeah, my armpits smell
like mushrooms...
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[choking up] And noodles.
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Wait, did she just say
mushrooms and noodles?
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Your mom's right, Hazelnut.
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When the time comes
for you to grow up,
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we're gonna have your back
no matter what.
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But until then,
you should enjoy
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just being a super cool
little kid, okay?
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[sniffling] Okay.
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Now can we come in
and give you a big hug?
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No!
I mean, thank you so much,
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but can I have some space
right now?
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Of course.
We respect your privacy.
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We're here for you, Hazelnut.
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There's nothing
that you're going through
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that we haven't
gone through ourselves.
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I'm sure of it.
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Is it just me
or did we just nail that?
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Yeah, we did.
[laughter]
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Go us!
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[gasps]
Cosmo! Wanda!
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I'm so sorry for blowing up
at you at the mall.
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I was scared
y'all were gone for good.
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I was, too.
When you told us to get lost,
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we ended up wandering the mall
for hours, and we were lost.
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Good thing
our puberty pamphlet
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had a mall map on the back.
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And once we got outside,
it was pretty easy to follow
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the trail of pasta sauce and
destruction you left behind.
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I wish I was 10 again!
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But I thought you wanted
to see "Gregory" by yourself.
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Nah, that movie is PG-13.
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I don't even want
to think about being 13--
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not yet, anyway.
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[sniffs] Ahh.
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The sweet nothing smell
of prepubescence.
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Did that come from my armpits?
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We didn't want
to let it go to waste.
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Say when, Wanda!
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[gulps]
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[eerie music]
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