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? Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ?
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? Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ?
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? 'Cause in reality ?
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? They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ?
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- ? Wands and wings ?
- ? Floaty crowny things ?
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? OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ?
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? A new wish
for magic hijinks ?
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? Fish guy, pizza fries ?
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? Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ?
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? Ghost snoops, major whoops ?
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? Baryonyx, time loops ?
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? Pretty great,
you've got it made ?
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? With Fairly OddParents! ?
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And that's when I
became president
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of the Iguana Society
at my school.
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Oh, look at you following
in your old man's footsteps.
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Who's that next to you?
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Oh.
That's my best friend, Deja.
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That's when Deja and I fell
into the fountain
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on the way to class.
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Best friend?
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I thought I was
your best friend.
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Wha- I mean, best friend
at college, obviously.
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Ooh, so tell us more
about this Deja, son.
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Well, we spent
a lot of time together,
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and we had the same
sense of humor.
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And I feel most myself
when I'm with her.
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We even made
up this game where-
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Y'all made up a game?
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I bet it's not as cool
as the game we made up.
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Look what I found.
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Oh, wow.
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This is a blast from the past.
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Rattle-
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Conda-
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both: Racers!
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Come on!
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Let's play!
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Oh, uh, let me finish
showing my photos first.
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We'll play after, OK?
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OK.
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Oh, no. Hold up.
I didn't mean-
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Hey, Hazel.
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Ooh!
What's this?
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It's "Rattleconda Racers."
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Me and Antony made it
when we were kids.
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Fun.
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Are you two going to
play the game today?
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He said we would, but that
was two whole minutes ago.
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Maybe he doesn't want
to play with me anymore.
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Oh, that's a pretty
big leap, squirt.
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Not as big as this one.
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We used to be
really into this game.
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I wish he was into it now.
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Ta-da!
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You wished for Antony
to be into the game.
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So we brought you
both into the game.
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And we'll act
as the townsfolk
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that give you side quests.
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You remember your lines, Cosmo?
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"Howdy.
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"I'm Cosmo the Kid.
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"Howdy.
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I'm Cosmo the Kid."
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Oh!
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Cool!
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This is going to be
just like old times.
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Antony, isn't this-
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Come on, Hazel!
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Let's Rattleconda race!
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Antony!
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We have to stay on the trail!
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Why?
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This is the best dirt bike
course I've ever seen.
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Whoa!
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Yeah!
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Let's play
a little different today.
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We could free ride it.
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No!
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I want to play
the way we used to.
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All right, fine.
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But full disclosure, I might
have forgotten how to play.
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I didn't.
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OK.
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So I'm Doc Hazelnut,
and you're Wheelier.
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We're the Rattleconda Racers.
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We're going to
follow this trail all
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the way to the finish line.
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We have to follow
the directions on the cards
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to move forward.
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And we can only leave the
trail if the cards tell us to.
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So no more
willy nilly wheelies.
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Ooh, but willy nilly
wheelies are so fun.
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"Round up the
cactus critters."
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Howdy.
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Yee-haw there, racers.
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I'm Cosmo the Kid.
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And this is Wanda Petey.
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Please.
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Won't you help us?
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The cactus critters
chased us up here.
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If we spend much more
time in this blazing sun.
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I'm afraid we'll get desert
fever, the disease which
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claimed the lives of my whole
family after a tragic
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journey to-
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Uh, Wanda,
can you get to the point?
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Round the cactus critters
up so we can come down.
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We have to get them
into the corral!
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Well, thank you kindly,
Rattleconda Racers.
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Now that the critters
have been safely recovered,
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the debt that I owe
to that evil land developer
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Deborah Diamondback can be-
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Ahem.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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Y'all can advance 12 squares.
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both: 12 squares!
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12 squares!
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Whoo-whoo!
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"Jump the canyon?"
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Fancy seeing you here.
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You've reached
Rattleconda Canyon.
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Beware, all who have tried to
cross this treacherous canyon
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have perished under
mysterious circumstances.
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OK.
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What she means
to say is, can you
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help us get across the canyon?
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Can I?
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Hop on.
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both: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Take that, canyon.
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We jump canyons like you for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
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And dessert.
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"Race the Rattleconda
to the finish line"?
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Huh?
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Ah, It's the Rattleconda!
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That's Ronda
the Rattleconda to you.
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No one jumps my canyon,
not for breakfast,
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lunch, dinner, or dessert.
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Come on!
Let's get out of here!
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I wish we were
out of the game.
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We can't grant wishes.
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That would be cheating.
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And cheating is for
lowdown coyote scoundrels.
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In the West, your word is law.
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And the law is-
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Uh, not now, Wanda.
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The only way out of the game
is by crossing the finish line.
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She's gonna catch up.
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Our only hope is to
get off the trail.
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But we can't leave
the trail unless the cards
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tell us to, remember?
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"Dodge tumbleweeds
on the trail."
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"Watch our for
crossing cactus critters!"
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both: Ahh!
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Hazel, if we stay on the
trail, she's going to get us.
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We have to play
like we used to!
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"Slow down. Quicksand."
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That's not good.
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Whatever you do, don't panic.
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Well,
I feel like my character
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would panic like this.
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Ahh! We've been vanquished
by the harsh frontier!
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Looks like my fast food
slowed down.
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Antony, help!
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Huh?
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Uh, are you going to eat us?
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You'll make the
perfect nighttime snacks.
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Whoa!
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We have to go back
for Cosmo and Wanda!
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Huh?
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Those NPCs?
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Why?
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Because we can't cross
the finish line without
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them, remember?
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I don't, but sure.
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All right, let's think.
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We don't have our bikes.
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If Ronda sees us,
she'll eat us.
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And the cards are ruined
thanks to somebody
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jumping on them.
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You mean
when I was saving you?
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What is it with you
and these cards?
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I just wanted our game
to be the same as it was.
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But why?
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Because ever since
you left for school
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it feels like
everything is different!
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Well, it is different.
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And you're not the only
one going through it.
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I eat all my meals
in a cafeteria now.
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I live with a
roommate who snores.
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And I want Deja
to be my girlfriend,
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but I don't know
how to tell her.
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Well, I didn't know that!
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Maybe you would if you ever
wanted to hear about my life
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now, but you didn't
even want to look
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at the slideshow I made.
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Well, if I knew how
much it meant to you,
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I would have paid
more attention.
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And I'm sorry!
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Apology accepted.
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I love you, and I miss you.
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I love you!
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And I miss you too!
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And I want to stop
yelling and hug now!
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Ronda?
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This isn't Ronda.
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It's her shed skin!
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Gross.
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OK.
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I think I know how we
can save Cosmo and Wanda.
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I can't put my finger on
why, but this game feels way
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more intense than it used to.
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Ronda,
I challenge you to a snake off.
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And if I win, I want those
tasty townsfolk you got.
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Who are you?
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Um.
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Uh, my name's Sheri the Snake.
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OK, Sheri the Snake,
let's do this.
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Not today.
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My food is- getting away!
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Oh, I'll get you racers!
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I knew you'd come for
us, Rattleconda Racers.
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Yee-haw!
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00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:13,831
Looks like
it's game over, racers.
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You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Let's turn
this Rattleconda rattler
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into a Rattleconda racecourse.
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Hey!
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Come here.
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Whoa!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
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both: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,273
Wow!
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00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,971
I really got sucked up
in the game this time, huh?
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It almost felt real.
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Want to play again?
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00:11:09,147 --> 00:11:10,888
Nah.
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00:11:10,889 --> 00:11:12,541
I'd rather hear more about
your college updates.
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Want to see
the rest of my slideshow?
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There's, like, 64 slides left.
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I'll pop some popcorn.
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Yee-haw!
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00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:26,412
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