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? Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ?
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? Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ?
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? 'Cause in reality ?
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? They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ?
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- ? Wands and wings ?
- ? Floaty crowny things ?
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? OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ?
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? A new wish
for magic hijinks ?
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? Fish guy, pizza fries ?
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? Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ?
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? Ghost snoops, major whoops ?
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? Baryonyx, time loops ?
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? Pretty great,
you've got it made ?
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? With Fairly OddParents! ?
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What a beautiful day to
be alive on CosWanda Rock.
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Where nothing
bad happens, ever.
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both: Ah!
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Did someone order a hero?
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That pesky comet won't
bother you anymore.
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Every good story has one.
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You thought you defeated me,
but like any good villain,
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I just won't go away.
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Ha-ha!
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Deep-fried seahorse, anyone?
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Waaahh!
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What a great adventure.
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You gave me everything you had
out there, and it was awesome.
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Aw, you earned it, kiddo.
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You had another incredible
streak of wishes,
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so this Fun Fantasy
wish is on us.
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Feels like just
yesterday you were
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nervous and scared and
wishing for basic things,
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like a talking gut.
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That was yesterday, and
I stand by that decision.
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Me, too.
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We just want you to
know how proud we are.
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We love granting your wishes.
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Nothing can break this bond.
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I want them broken up!
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Split in two!
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My boot, their butts.
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Cookie, you are interrupting
QDT, quality donkey time.
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Pets are only good
for two things-
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doing your bidding and
wearing as stunning
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fashion accessories.
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Listen to me, Cosmo
and Wanda are horrible,
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unfit, rule-breaking fairies.
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They turned their
godchild into a fly.
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They let her run a hotel.
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And they nearly
canceled the Electric
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Light Ice Cream Float Parade.
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Cookie!
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One, nobody likes a
tattletale, especially me!
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And two, none of those
things have broken the rules.
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Is this about you losing
Hazel as a godchild?
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Cookie don't lose.
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She gets sweeter.
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You want proof
of rule-breaking?
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I'll get you proof.
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That's nothing to a boss fairy.
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Ha!
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Very well.
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Until then, can you boss your
way to the right a little?
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Waaahh!
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Oof!
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That bag of muscles
has no manners.
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Huh.
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"Folklore, Magic, & Tales
Throughout History."
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Ooh.
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I'm warning you, Fredrick,
none of your wild theories
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and misinformation.
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My fans deserve to hear the
truth, like how wizards were
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actually yetis in disguise.
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That's where their
white beards come from.
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Your teachers must love you.
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Oh.
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With a few small tweaks, I
can make this the perfect trap
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for tricking Cosmo and Wanda
into revealing their magic.
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Then I can finally
take my place as Hazel's
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rightful fairy godparent!
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What?
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It's not breaking the
rules when I do it.
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Now, let's move.
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We've got a diabolical
plan to get to.
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What else should we do today?
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I'm feeling adventurous.
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"Go to the museum."
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Ooh, I wonder who this is from?
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"Don't worry about it."
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Welp, color me convinced.
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Furray, Cookie Cam.
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I knew it.
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Uh, stop right there.
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Something's off.
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Nothing off here.
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Just two regular,
non-magical human adults.
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I'm gonna pat you down.
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Uh, gotta bulk up
after hitting the gym,
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know what I'm talking about?
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You never can have
too many teeth.
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They like to stay on
top of their taxes.
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Adult humans, am I right?
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My grannie was a jacked,
toothless accountant.
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You're good.
- Whew.
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Grr.
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We have to keep
a lower profile.
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If people find
out you're magic,
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I could lose you forever.
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So no more slip-ups, OK?
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Wait, where's Cosmo?
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As the only accurate
source for magical facts,
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I'd like to welcome my guest,
a random audience member.
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Have you ever seen
a magical creature before?
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Seen one?
I am one!
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both: Cosmo!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I meant, we are one.
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Me and Wanda.
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She's right over there.
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Mwah.
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You're a magical creature?
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Yeah. A fairy.
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Fairly human.
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Oh, Cookie.
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You brilliant,
wonderful work of art.
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That was fun.
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Cosmo and Wanda, you are
charged with fairy crimes
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and will appear in fairy court!
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Welcome to Cookie's Court.
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Cookie.
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Age, mind yo business.
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Suing Cosmo and Wanda for
revealing magical powers.
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Defendants, Cosmo and Wanda.
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Age, how high can numbers go?
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They are innocent,
confused, and sleepy.
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But mostly innocent.
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Order in the court!
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I'll have a cheeseburger
and a large fry.
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You hungry, sweetie?
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The only thing I'm
hungry for is justice.
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Who is representing who?
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I'm representing myself.
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Cookie don't need no help
when truth is on her side.
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And I will be
representing the defendants.
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Don't worry.
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I know a ton about court stuff.
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My mom and I love watching
"This Is Scandal-Us" on TV.
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Objection.
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A child cannot
represent a fairy.
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Overruled.
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She is tall enough
to be a lawyer.
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First witness!
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Cookie!
- Mm-hmm.
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Um, where am I?
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I'm the one asking
the questions around here.
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Have you seen
those criminals before?
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Yes, they were
at the museum today.
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And did those delinquents
exhibit any odd behavior?
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I heard the nervous
one say he was a fairy.
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There you have it.
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I am the superior,
rule-abiding fairy,
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and they are a couple
of rule-breaking hooligans.
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Cookie rests her case.
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James,
if that is your real name.
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Heh-heh.
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You say you heard that nervous
man say he was a fairy.
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But did you believe him?
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Uh, no.
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And why is that?
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Because fairies aren't real?
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Fairies aren't real.
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As far as he knows,
he was just overhearing
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a silly joke in passing.
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What we have here
is a clear-cut case
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of "no harm, no foul."
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No further questions
Your Jorgen.
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Compelling testimony
from a scrawny human.
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And now I will
erase your memory.
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You'll what?
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I call for a recess.
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And a snack break!
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Aha.
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You are it.
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Your happy little trio
will soon be over, Hazel.
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You will be mine.
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Come along, Furray.
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With no damages, I have
no choice but to rule
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in favor of the defendants.
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Thank you all for-
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Eh!
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Not so fast.
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I have one final
piece of evidence.
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Cosmo was not merely overheard,
he was recorded on a podcast,
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the lowest form of media.
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Not only am
I a fairy, but Wanda is, too.
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Ah!
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It's not what it looks like.
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Actually, it is
what it looks like.
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But I can explain.
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Well, actually,
I can't explain.
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Wanda, a little help?
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Uh-
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Can we be tried separately?
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Too late.
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Hazel, I am reassigning
you to Cookie.
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Again!
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Cosmo and Wanda,
you will serve
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10,000 years in Fairy Jail.
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Oh, get your hands off of me!
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I'm not going back!
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No!
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Don't be sad, Hazel.
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The best fairy won.
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You can learn a lot from me.
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Come along, Furray.
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Wait!
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I want to call one final
witness to the stand.
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Furray.
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There's always a plot twist.
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I learned that from you too.
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Ha!
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Furray can't testify.
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He's a ferret.
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He can't even talk.
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Then I wish
Furray could talk.
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Thank you
for joining us, Furray.
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Can you please share your
perspective of today's events?
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My pleasure.
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Cookie is a horrible,
unfit, rule-breaking fairy,
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and I can prove it.
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Are you getting this?
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Yeah. A fairy.
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Fairly human.
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Ugh!
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Get that camera out my face.
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All lies.
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Furray, how could you?
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I am more than just
your pet accessory.
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I am Furray,
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feeler of feelings,
dreamer of dreams.
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Sometimes I want to
play outside, too.
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all: Boo!
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Cookie, I find you guilty
of being careless with magic,
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framing innocent fairies,
and wasting my time!
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I sentence you to 10,000
years in Fairy Jail.
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Oh, Cookie's too
cute to be locked up.
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Furray,
as Cookie's accomplice,
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you are hereby sentenced
to 10,000 years
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of recess!
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You did it, kiddo.
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We're so proud.
251
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I never doubted myself.
252
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I did.
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00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,137
What?
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00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,963
Like sand passing
through an hourglass,
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our story comes to an end as
we accept our rightful defeat.
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Alas, this is how
the cookie crumbles.
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